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1 Amazing Goal With Every Age

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I am going to be scoring one amazing goal with every age.Ten goals to score, they get progressively harder, and every time I fail to score, there will be consequences.Ah, guys, I've loved it!

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So let's get the age of our first goal scorer.31.Now there are some great players I could use here.Marquinhos, Kimmich, Bernardo Silva.But there's a rule I have to follow for every age.I have to use the highest rated card in FC 26.

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31 year old with the highest rated card is Bruno Fernandes.And he has a 97 rated team at a season.He's going to cost me nearly 1 .5 million coins.And the goal I have to score with him is a chip shot.I've got three attempts.

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If I don't score it, he goes on the wheel of death.Discards.

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I'm gonna do this first time, literally.Okay, maybe I'm not.That wasn't an attempt though, because I didn't shoot.Right, Bruno, first time.That's a chip, that's a chip.Bruno!

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Okay, two attempts, otherwise Bruno might be getting discarded.Yes, Bruno, this one.This one, Bruno.I fluffed that as well.I have to score my final attempt.No messing around, Bruno.

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Yes, Bruno.Bruno, Bruno!Goal one completed, and I can move Bruno into safe S. to see, meaning he will not be discarded at the end.We still have nine more goals to score, and there are some very expensive players we might have to use, like Team This Season and Bape, Future Stars Pele, Trophy Titan Ronaldinho.

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So we move on to our second amazing goal.

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It is a weak foot shot from outside of the box, and the age I need to score this with is...43.So there's a few decent players in FCA with 43.Frank Ribery, Michael Estian.Remember the rule, I have to use the highest rated 43 roll.

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And in this case, it is 96 prime hero, Yaya Torre.

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He is 3 .7.million coins.

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I mean, his stats are unbelievable.Please have at least four star weak foot.Hey, he's got five star weak foot.What's his long shots like?95 with a 98 shot put.Okay.

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So I'm going to buy him.I'm going to score this guy.If I don't, he will be going onto the wheel of discards.I've just had to double check.Yayatore is right -footed.So we need a left -footed goal from outside of the box.

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Oh my God.Oh my God.

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Have I just done it on my first attempt?

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We're going to say the ball has to be outside the box.It can't be touching the line at all, right?Oh no.It was pretty clear from there, wasn't it?Yes.Yayatore.

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That, bury it, bury it.Oh, he's in a bar.

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I put a pad to celebrate.No, I'm down to my final attempt again.Oh, Yaya.Yaya.dribbled around like a few players clearly outside the box, and he's just nestled it into the top bins.What an absolute baller!

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So it means goal number two is complete, and Yaya Torre can join Bruno Fernandes in safe FC.The next goal I need to score is a Panenka penalty.And the age of the player I need to score it with is...49.Oh my god.

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There are some insane 49 year olds.Shevchenko, Patrick Vieira, Van Nisselroy, Francisco Totti.But there's only one 49 year old I want.

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Ah, nine.

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Yeah.I'm gonna buy this one.Five million coins.I cannot miss this Panenka.Once again, I have got three attempts to score it.Right, so a Panenka has to go down the middle, right?

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To be a proper Panenka.Not much power.Just tap it.Hold L1.Hope for the best.R9 Ronaldo!

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R25.Well, I wish he played for England, that'd been good.So that means R9 is safe, and he goes into the team.Now the goals again.harder.Next I have to score a finesse shot from outside of the box.

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So I need to spin an age where the best highest rated card in FC has finesse shot play style plus.81 okay this is going to be an icon there are two players in fc that are 81 years old the first is carlos alberto he sadly passed away 10 years ago at the age of 71 but if he was still alive he would be 81 years old he's got a 92 rated team of the year icon card and the other player also has a team of the year icon card is chanzinio 81 years old 94 rated so he's high rated that is a guy we're going to use annoyingly he doesn't have finesse shot plus play style does he have at least like The base play start.No, he's missing it completely.That is not ideal guys, okay?Now I've got three attempts to score a finesse shot outside the box.Otherwise, he goes on to the wheel of discards.

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Right, you ready to see first time?Ready?Goal.Thank you very much.Raya!Stopping Jairzinho from scoring.

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I can't get Jairzinho in the right position.Yes, Jairzinho!

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Oh my word!That's my second attempt.

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Third one.We need to make this count.

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Jairzinho!

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So that means Jardinio is our first player on the wheel of doom!At the end, I will be spinning that and one player on it will be getting discarded.For goal number five, I need to dribble it into the goal.And for this, I just have to do it before conceding a goal.And the age of the player that has to do this... is 38.Okay so if Sergio Aguero was in FC 26, I might be able to get him because it is his birthday today.

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So happy birthday Sergio Aguero.Marcelo is 38.Karim Benzema is 38.But I already know who has got the highest FC card.It's Lionel Messi.

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96 or 86.95 dribbling as well.with 96 pace.He is perfect for this challenge.

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Oh my God.He literally turns 39 in 22 days.I'm glad I recorded this video now.Now Messi can't do this alone, so I am going to auto build this squad with Argentinian players who are in my club.Please have a high team.Oh, that's not a bad team at all, is it?

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Please have a rubbish team.Oh, great.No, their team's not rubbish.Gold left back though, but the rest of the team is good.Oh, their attack's not.I mean, they got 92 moonies, decent.

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All right, let's see.The plan is, we're going to run down the wing, so the keeper commits, pass it to Messi, and Messi just dribbles it in.I don't like the look of that.Why do I feel like I'm going to concede straight away?No, I'm not.Proving harder than I thought it's going to be.

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Yes.Ah, that's what I need to do, though.That's exactly what I need to do.No, do not concede.Do not concede.Don't concede.

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No.Oh, phew.Wow, that's too close, guys.All right, Alvarez make the run.He's offside, so far offside.No, is he offside?

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Yeah, he was offside, I was gonna say.It might be a little 1 -2 with Messi and Alvarez that might be the key, actually, to this.I am not putting Messi on the wheel of discards.There is no way.I am not doing it.I don't care.

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No, no.

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Great defending.

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By the way, I've only got one game to do it as well, so if I don't do it in this game, I fail as well.No, no, I'm taking you down, mate.So that means that 1 .4 million team this season Messi goes on to the wheel of discards.Oh, my word.This is painful.

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Goal number six.

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I've got to score a power shot from outside of the box.You know the drill, three attempts.We haven't had anyone in the 20s yet.I want Haaland really.Oh, oh no.But Haaland's not 19.

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Let me in your mouth 19 now.No, he didn't.turn 19 until July.So, Kabasi from Barcelona is 19.He's got a 93 -rated team in the season.Vuskovic is 19, and he has got a 94 -rated team in the season card.

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Endrik's also 19, but his card's only 93 -rated.But there is one player who has got a 96 -rated card.Yeah, Can Vod.Can Vod.I don't know how you pronounce it.I've butchered his name.

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I'm so sorry.He's 96 -rated.What a card that is, by the way.Oh, wait, he's a defender.Do I score a power shot from outside of the box?Oh, come off it, mate.

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Guys, if I do score this in three attempts, you have to like the video and subscribe to the channel, right?That is fair.This is silly.Ready?I'm going to turn and smash.It's on that name, Canvo Vault, however you want to pronounce it.

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Hey, come on.That is worth a like and a subscription.I called it as well.So that means he avoids going on the discard wheel and he can join Safe FC.Goal seven is a free kick.So for this, I need a good free kick taker.

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So if I hit 27, I'll be using Declan Rice.If I hit 51, I'll be using David Beckham.If I hit 53, I'll be using Roberto Carlos.If I hit 17, I have no idea who I'll be using.And our free kick taker is going to be 28.Marcus Rashford, Lautaro Martinez.

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There's a few high rate cards, Saar and Konza.But the highest rated is 97, team of the year, Bon Mati.What's a free kick like?86.Shot power's not great either.But those are the rules, so I have to buy it for 1 .5 million.

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Are you going to go in safe FC or on the wheel of discards?

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All right, Bon Mati.

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I've got three attempts, guys.You know the drill.Oh, no.I think I'm a little bit wide.

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To the bar!

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I reckon I can just bend it straight around the wall.Right, no, I put less power on it.I think we've scored.No!All right, Bomati, we have to score.Wait, there's not many players in the wall here.

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I'm just gonna try and whip it there.This is so important.Oh, too much power.I put too much power on, please.Oh, for love...Oh, that's so annoying.

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That means that Bomati goes on the wheel of discards.Only a couple more goals to score, and then this is getting spun.Whoever it lands on is getting discarded.Not looking good right now.Goal number eight, I have to score a rainbow flick volley.This goal is so hard.

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I need an age where the highest rated player is a striker.Oh, we're going young.Very young.22, yes.22 years old.Jude Bellingham is the obvious 22 year old, but he's only got a 94 rated card.

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The best 22 year old is Salma Haralayuelio.Haralayuelio.I've definitely missed that, but what a card by the way.No wonder she's 2 .65 million coins.Look at stats.We need to do a rainbow flick and then volley in the back of the net.

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So I'm gonna buy her and I'm Betraying I get to put her into safe FC.I've got three attempts and it only counts as an attempt if I volley it All right, if I do a rainbow flicks if I do this outside the box.Oh, she does the fancy one as well I don't know if it's even possible.

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Yes.Yes.

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All right.That's attempt one.That was that wait.What foot is she?She's left -footed guys.This is gotta be the one gotta be the one bang.

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That's my second attempt.That's not greatYes!Yes!No, doesn't count.Doesn't count.

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I do not want to be putting her on the discard wheel, right?Okay.

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Ah!This is it!

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This is it.Doesn't count.Yes!Yes!Doesn't count.I just cannot connect with it.

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No matter how much I try.I literally didn't get another chance in that game.So I'm gonna have to get into a new game.Alright, one chance.Because if she doesn't do the rainbow flick, she does whatever you call that flick.It gives the defenders way too much time.

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Wait.Now hit it!Bang!When I did get a chance, I made it count.There you go.The flick, the volley, the bomb corner.

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So that means Salma can join Safe FC.

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Goal number nine isn't just one goal.It is three because I have got one game to score the perfect hat -trick.Left foot, right foot, header.And the age that I have to score this with is gonna be...Oh, okay.We're in the 30s.

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12:30

A 35 year old.Kevin De Bruyne's 35.N 'Golo Kante's 35.Virgil van Dijk is 35, but there is one player who has got a higher rated card than all of them.Eden Hazard.

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96 rated Prime Hero card.

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Look at the state of that.Five star, five star, 99.Oh my word.But is he going to Team Safe FC?Or the Wheel of Doom?No, obviously Hazard.

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Can't do this on his own.He needs some teammates to support him.So I am just going to randomly fill my team with whatever Belgium players are in my club.Oh.Oh dear.Oh, their team's pretty good.

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Their team's really good.I was hoping they'd have a really bad team.My strategy, get right left foot and then header.I think that's got to be the way in it.Right, left, header.He's right footed, so he's weak for his left.

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OK, this player's pretty good as well.Yeah, they're amazing.That doesn't help, does it?Yes.Right, hazard.Okay, okay, that's his right foot.

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We'll take it.I tried for the left, but unfortunately it wasn't happening.Okay, that's good.Okay, right.Yes, we just need the header.Imagine if we scored this.

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I mean, he's tiny, no offense, but yeah, he's tiny.He ain't getting on that easy.It's going to have to be a little chip across the goal.Do we think Ed and Hazard?Come on, win that header, win the header.I mean, that was pretty good.

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Good jump in there.Okay, this is good.It's not Hazard.Yes, boom.Oh.He added it into the goalie's hands.

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That was the one.I will love you forever if you score this.Go on.Nope.Nowhere near Hazard.I mean, Hazard's not...

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I don't know where Hazard is.He's a ghost.I could not do the perfect hat trick.So that means that Hazard, who's worth 1 .8 million coins, is now on the wheel of discards.None of those players are cheap.This is gonna be painful.

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And I've still got one goal left.The hardest goal of all.Scoring an overhead kick from outside of the box.And once again, I've only got one game to do it.I kind of want an age that has a cheap player.So if I don't do it, at least they go on the wheel and we might spin them.

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Like, that's what I want.30 years old.Now there are obviously lots of 30 year olds in the game, but there's quite a few with 96 rated cards.Munoz from Palace, Fabian Ruiz PSG, Mariona for Arsenal, Oli Watkins for Villa, and the player that I am actually going to use for this.sentient beautiful card right there pays to shoot can pass and dribble.Unfortunately, he doesn't have the acrobatic play style.

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Now obviously he's going to need some teammates to help him out.So we are going to build the best Spanish team that is just sat in my club.That is very good over a kick outside of the box.All right, that teamis, yeah, their team's all right.Their team is all right.

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I don't think I've ever tried scoring an overhead kick from outside the box.

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Okay, it wasn't from outside of the box, but it was promising.

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I mean, is there any chance?That is the weakest thing I've ever seen.Is this even possible?I only need a miracle.Go on.Oh, down a button longer there, see if I got more power.

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Maybe that's my problem.I thought you only had to tap it for those, but yes! keeper came out.Did you see that?That was my chance.I'm fuming.Right.

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15:57

We know they're bringing a keeper out.I think we can do this.Go on.Yes.Yes.Yes.

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Got it.That's mental.A proper overhead kick from outside of the box.No.But did it count?Yes.

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So that means Asensio joins Safe FC.And I have to face the discard wheel.So I will be discarding one of these players, but we're playing stick or twist, okay?So I spin the wheel once.And then I get to decide whether I want to discard them or spin again.Oh my word.

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Do I want to discard Messi?Messi cost me 1 .4 million.Jairzino only 875 ,000.Balmati cost me 1 .5 mil, so the same as Messi, right?The most expensive is Hazard, who cost me 1 .8 million.I think it's worth the spin of the dice, right?

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So whoever I take on this one, I have to take.If it's Hazard, I'm going to cry.If it's Jairzino, we laugh.All right.Could just be messy again, that was absolutely pointless.So as I very sadly put this messy into an SBC, if you could like, subscribe and watch this video on your screen next, I would really appreciate it.

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