10 Years of Chaos, All for the Crown

Maybe you're wondering, what makes us do all of this? Wear cardboard costumes, grow fake beards, rock spandex? We spare no one. Our cries echo in the classrooms. Maybe you wanted some normal. Sorry, not today.

That's kind of hot.

We've raided your feeds, gotten in your head, made your world our arena. Did she learn archery for this? She did, but why? That's like asking a fireball why it explodes, why barbarians battle in barrels,

why Hog Rider talks like that.

Like what? Yeah, like what?

Touchy subject. Maybe this guy knows.

Is it all because a mini Pekka survived a baby dragon onslaught and still made it to the enemy tower for the final hit at 67 HP in the last two seconds before overtime?

No, you're thinking, all this for a mobile game?

Huh?

No, it's for the meme lords, for the meta breakers, for Larry, for 10 years of community and competition.

For all of it.

All for the crown. Can I do it all for you? All for the crown. Can I do it all for you? All for the crown.

I do it all for you, Hog.