100 Days in Minecraft's Most Realistic Civilization

For the past five years, this Minecraft server has been simulating a real -life civilization.Just like in actual society, these players have set up their own laws, businesses, and economies.Each player can choose to do whatever they want on the server.Run for government, to make laws, become a police officer to enforce them, or become a criminal to break them.Now, I thought it'd be best to start by reading up on all the laws they had, but there were so many, I couldn't even make it through the Constitution.So, for the next 100 days, I wanted to explore this server, see what a realistic civilization is like in Minecraft, More importantly, can I survive in a real world or get put in jail trying?

I also heard of you can rob banks.So, um, guys, that's the goal for the video.Maybe rob the bank.But my first goal was very clear.I am broke with no money, no home, so I needed to get a job.Ooh, apartment, ATM, hatchet.

But I also learned the best way to get a job is to first go to university, so I asked if there was a certain degree I should get, but specified I wanted the job that was the most fun.Their response?I don't think any of these jobs are fun, lol.Which, wow, this really is a real life simulator.I need a job.I need a job.

I'm broke.Barmer.

Okay.They're actually just giving me an exam.Here is, um, what it's having me go through.It's having me go through a legit, like, guide on how to do the job.But that's what makes this server interesting, because the jobs are actual jobs, not just pretending to work.Like, when I first joined the server, I got sick, so I had to go to the hospital.

But it wasn't like I would just go there and press a button and pretend like I went to the doctors.No.I had to wait for a player who had medical training to bring me to their office, look at my symptoms, and then make a decision on what treatment they should give me.Which of these crops cannot be harvested and replanted by right -clicking answer a can you create a company as a farmer to create a business you have to pass the entrepreneur exam what a hundred percent let's go okay so like here's the issue though I'm realizing I don't have enough money to buy any land to farm so that's why I brought in my friend Colin and it hopes together we could buy some farming landmoney do you have?Like a thousand.

I have $2 ,300.So we have $3 ,000.We actually have to find open land, bro.

Here, you go that way, I'll go this way.

Sold, sold, sold, rented, rented, rented, rented.

There's no land!How am I supposed to make money when there's no land for me to buy?

But even if land was for sale, I was seeing small plots go for as much as $30 ,000.We were broke, had no job prospects, and were desperate to make money.So Colin and I joined the military.

We are hiring for our armed forces.

Oh no, we can't get a job, so we're joining the army right away.This is way too accurate.Wards and decorations.

So we met up with Danbanan, the current president of the Wild Federation of Maronia.Now the wild is an important distinction because there's two parts to the server, the city and the wild.The city is where the government rules and society is in order.But if we go to the city's airport, we can then fly to the wild, which is where we gather resources and farm.Although there's no laws, so anything goes.But Danbanan saw this place of chaos as an opportunity to create his own government.

But now he needed a military to protect the land he had claimed.

We're the militia, rah!

Citizenship.

Oh, this is our official citizenship.

Under the law of the Wild Federation of Moronia, the Department of Encyclical Affairs hereby declares the Adjaran a citizen of the Wild Federation of Moronia.I can't even pronounce it right and I'm already a citizen.So easy, bro.Once we got settled in Moronia, there really wasn't much military work to do.All we could really protect them from was random monsters, so it was really just a free paycheck of $50.Then day four, we used that small paycheck to start a small farm in the wild.

But because this is a real life civilization, we had to find an actual buyer for our crops.Oh my gosh, we have 3 ,000 blocks away to that shop okay wait this one's 500 blocks away i bet it's a farmer's market yeah oh walmart wait oh my gosh i heard about the lore of walmart the lore

of Walmart?

Yeah, like it was a big company that like almost went bankrupt or something?I don't know.But then we finally get to the store that's going to buy our crops, and we're excited to make some money.But that's when we realized how unprofitable this whole thing was.So wait, oh my gosh.

Crips.

Oh my gosh, wait, this can't be real.

All right, I just got like $1.

I'm going to sell my strawberries, each one for $0 .11, which means Oh no, we got two dollars!Oh my gosh, how do you get money on this server?

Now we still had the goal of getting an apartment to live in, but farming crops was not going to get us there.So thankfully, because we were new to the server, the government paid us each a starting fund of $1 ,200.Which I want to make clear, this money isn't just being printed anytime someone joins.This money is coming out of the actual government's budget.They are taxing the richer players to give money to the new and poor players in hopes they will bring more economic growth to the server.When I heard that, I just got so excited to play on this server more, because I had never seen a Minecraft world operate like this, but it was just scratching the surface for what players are doing on here.

Like for example, we were running around looking for an apartment, but struggled to find anything available until we opened up a program made by the Department of Education.

Hey, you know what?

Call it, call it, call it.Look at this place, look at this place.

This ain't that bad, this ain't that bad, don't you think?Rented!

Dude, $300 a month, bro, that's gonna be so expensive!So then day six, I wanted to decorate my apartment, so I used the server's GPS to find a wood store nearby.But on this server, because it's trying to mimic real life, they only let you teleport to one place, and that's Spawn.So to get back to my apartment, I had to take public transit.You can take the train, and the stop near our house is Richmond Station.You go to Richmond, and I think then that means this way, and then that's our apartment.

But now, with the looming threat of Roblox,to constantly pay, we needed to figure out how to really make some money.$2 a day selling strawberries was not going to cut it, so when I saw an opening for a job in chat, I jumped at the opportunity.We just first had to get qualified at the university.What do you do as a fisher?Okay.

I passed!Let's go!I failed.

How'd you fail?Here, hold this.Makes you look busy.Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.We're so employable right now.So we got the job, but mostly because it required no skill, Miss Watson told us she would pay 10 cents for every fish we sell to her.

So Colin and I went to Aventura, the fishing town, but not because there were any perks for fishing there, we just thought a beautiful view would keep our morale up.But because we had the fisherman qualification, we started fishing up some interesting custom fish that we could sell to an NPC.gotta fish for the next, like, hour.Golden Star Sunfish.$7!I wonder if anyone owns these yachts.

Like, look how big that yacht is.Fishing turned out to be a great job for us.It was simple and made good money.Colin and I were having a great time.until I was shot in the back of the head.But honestly, it makes sense.

See, I'm a YouTuber, so people find it funny to mess with me.That's why I usually join servers with a different secret account because I don't like the special treatment.But the reason I joined with my Yajaren account for this video is because we're in a realistic civilization, and what's more realistic than famous people getting special treatment?Oh my gosh, now I got a reflex, bro.I hear something behind me and I look.But we were still able to fish our way to over $2 ,000.

So we wanted to spend it at a car dealership.

Do you work here?Nope.Nope.Wait, you need to get a driver's license at the university first.

Which side of the road do you drive?Where can you purchase cars?Cars are stolen from the side of the road.

100 %!

Duh, 71.Holy bro, honestly, they should not be letting you on the road.I'm gonna be so honest.But then we were finally able to purchase a car from the dealership.What the?Oh my gosh, bro, and the cops aren't gonna do anything bro, bro I've actually died three times in this video and the cops are doing nothing about it.

Holy bro.These are fast.Whoa, these are fast.

Yo, yo, yo, these are fast.

Yo, this is not a proper driving exam, bro.

You're running into every wall.There is no semblance of me staying on the right side of the road.

Oh, this is our house.

Or somebody's - OH THAT'S IT THAT'S IT THAT'S IT!HE CALLED IT!

0 -5 -3 -1, I'm writing your name down.We will get our revenge.

Judge?!Judge?!You're a judge?!How can a judge kill a man in his own home?!

This is a lawless country!Now while this city might look like it's clean with all its laws and regulations, we started to see glimpses of a darker, more corrupt side to this server.

And the police, they do nothing!They do nothing!Yet they cash their checks!They make the most money on the server!Yet they do nothing!They do nothing about this!

Okay, I'm gonna - I can't even lock my doors at night either.I can't even lock my doors.

You can't!We can put second doors in front of these doors.

Yeah, you know what?We gotta - I'm gonna do that, Colin.Let's make some second doors in front of our doors.That's a great idea.That would be OP, bro.make a trap.

Now, since I've claimed this apartment, others can't interact with the blocks inside of it.So if they're to come in through these open doors, I could close them behind them, trapping them in my apartment.Then we decided what we had to do moving forward is we would fish for money, use that to buy weapons, and then bring some order to this lawless country.But after fishing for a while,we remembered, wait a minute, we're a part of the military.So we went back to the Wild Federation of Maronia, where Danbanan had built a factory with lots of resources to craft weapons.

But to be able to craft them, Colin and I once again had to take a test at the university to become armorers.

Everybody with at least half a brain cell can pass it.I'm not gonna pass.Colin, you got a two for O failing rate.I failed.

There's someone at our fishing spot.If anyone comes over just hold out your minigun.

We have to intimidate this Poseidon man guy.Splash our miniguns whenever we want.If we don't shoot, it's not illegal.

He runs away at the sight of the minigun.

Someone just gave me drugs.

Oh, what?Oh, they're so small.They've been following us somehow.

Why are you been following?You're gonna leak my location.How are you so small?

Big gun for such a little guy?Oh, he saw me holding the minigun.

It's called intimidation.It's a supporter command.How about you support these bullets coming into your brain?

Interesting, interesting little fellow on the server.

Now we probably shouldn't have been threatening everyone on the dock, but we had good reason because the dock was becoming quite dangerous.Because then a player came up to us and offered us better fishing rods, but it would just cost us our heads.So we ran to our apartment to hide, but I actually felt pretty confident we could trap them.

Until they - They just threw up our hotel!RPG?You can own RPG?

Look, they just get to walk free.They just get to walk free, huh?It was clear the government wouldn't do anything to protect us, but at the same time, we couldn't protect ourselves becausewe were so broke.But also, the reason I was killed so much was because a lot of players on the server knew who I was, and to that effect, would trust me.So we figured, that's the perfect opportunity to run a little scam.

Oh no!What we had done was build an aquarium in our apartment so that we could then charge other players $500 to take a guided tour.Now to see just like four fish, this is a ripoff.But then once they pay, it doesn't really matter how good the aquarium actually is, just good enough that no one will riot.So then we put out an ad.Yeah, Jaren is giving private aquarium tours, including the server's largest fish.

Tickets $500 each.Guys, please sign up for the aquarium tours.

Oh my gosh, Colin!Colin, Colin!Look how many people are here!Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.This way, everybody.Colin, this is $1 ,500 right here.

Oh my gosh.Incarnation has paid.Colin, Colin, we're making so much money!There's so many people here!We're business geniuses.Monopi, TimePest, you're good.

Kaiser Cato is good.

I just made five grand from Kaiser Cato!They mistyped!They mistyped 500!

Hopefully they don't notice.

You do not want to act.Okay, tour will begin.Colin, this is not, this tour, this is not worth it.Welcome, welcome.

Here we have, here we have a Nemo fish.You guys like Pixar?

Holy, holy, there's so many people in here.

We also have other fish too.They want out?

Well, let them out.Okay, but are you ready for the main event?The server's largest fish.ever seen.Can we get some cheers?Come on everybody, yay, yay.

Three, two, largest fish, one.We love the aquarium.

If you couldn't tell by how he's saying I'm a fish, this is a big fish.

That's a fatty fish.The term I'm Lee.They just nodded me.

We taught it English.Okay, now we open fire on all of them.

I'm kidding.I'm kidding.

Thank you for coming to see the apartment aquarium.Please tell your friends.

Colin, we just made like $6 ,000.We made $6 ,000, Colin.Yes.You know what that means?

What does it mean?

Fish head for $100.

Okay, I'm a pander it.

Oh, hi.Wah, you missed the giant fish.You would have loved it.

I think we got him Okay, well now I realize the hardest part.How do we kick everyone?

Yeah, Jaron, you've been charged with murder.You have the right to remain silent anything you say or use against you This went all wrong don't take my money just don't take my money.Come on, bro The one time the cops actually want to stop a murder.I just got sentenced to the mine They just sent me a law the aquarium is entirely illegal.

Wait, it is?Wait, screenshot it.

What's illegal about it?

There's an animal in the aquariumpolicy There was a lot of specific laws.

The minimum floor space for fish is two blocks per head and the minimum air space is two blocks per head.

They are being treated inhumanely because they don't have enough space.Oh, so we just ran an illegal aquarium.We just ran an illegal aquarium.

I just got fined $300 for that.I'm in the mines, bro.Colin, I'm genuinely, they sent me to the mines.Oh, every ore I mine reduces my prison sentence.Wait.Am I on Alcatraz right now?

Colin, I'm on Alcatraz.

It's an island.The ranger just said he'll keep this aquarium a secret from the other rangers.If I pay him 500.Just blow it up, Colin.Blow up the aquarium.

Kill all the fish.Just kill all the fish, Colin.I guess I have to pay him.No, don't pay him.Don't pay him.We'll just let the fish be.

Tell him, tell him when I'm out of jail, I'll fix it.

He said, I will settle.for a plushie instead.

This is disgusting!There's a law in this country, okay?Oh, oh, oh, your fish don't have enough air.

Okay, go straight to jail.But oh, we're gonna be corrupt and make you bribe the state officer?

He's treating me as a hostage!You're a hostage?I'm a hostage!Wait, what?I'm a hostage until you get back from prison.We are being threatened by the government for what?

Having a fun little fish aquarium?Do they hate fish?I didn't know this server heated fish.Okay, I've been released from jail.I'm coming back.Tell them I'm on my way.

So once I was back at the apartment, I had to give the park ranger a signed seahorse plushie and then shut down the aquarium.But this was very radicalizing because yes, we had been hearing about this server having corrupt players, but it was very different to have a direct run -in with a player not even attempting to be discreet about the corruption.

This is the lawless country.

But I feel like this also shows we can't really blame them because even after being fined for murder and paying off a ranger, our illegal aquarium still made of a massive profit, which if you want.for long.The obvious way to tackle the rampant issue of corruption was to get an official government job, but the server had a requirement of 24 hours of playtime to even apply for one, so we weren't allowed in the main city's government.But, day 24, Dan from the Wild Federation reached out to let us know that the Wild State was having an election.this.We'll have so much power being in charge of this.

Okay, I get this side, you get that side.First executive order!We, uh, clean up this dirt tower.Now, this government is very American, so a lot of you might not know what the two seats of government we are running for would do.But I don't think you actually need to know how it works, though, because I don't think Dan did either.Are you planning on voting in the next election?

Wait, Dan, who is a part of the state?Us three and, I believe, Java Master.

Who is gonna be voting in this election?This is not a real government.

Us.I vote for myself.I vote for you, you vote for me.Deal.

Dude, this is going to be the easiest runaway election ever.

Now, eventually two other players stepped up to run against us.So to make sure Colin and I got enough votes, I did chores for other members of the state while he worked on a billboard.

Vote Woff for Senate.Colin, what is this billboard?What?The whole budget went to this billboard?

What about me?

What about me?You have a sign, look, under the F. You're on there.Vote for Woff, and yeah, Jaren, for Senate.

So I was going to have to do a bit more campaigning for myself, and the next few days spent quite a bit of time making a nice looking factory for the farm, but since the election itself wasn't for two real life days, this was really just a way to kill time.What I was wishing for was for something more interesting to happen.But little did I know, while I was working on the factory, someone was working on fulfilling that wish.Because day 36, I got a notification.

Yeah, Geronimoff is hereby summoned to the District Court of the Commonwealth of Red Mott in the below case.No!

We were being sued.Like, officially sued.Look at this.There's like facts and laws and everything.big part of what makes the server so realistic, because laws are nothing without a court to uphold them.And while this court is roleplay, it works almost exactly like a real -life court.

But before I tell you what we are being sued for, I want to remind you, this is the same server where they RPG'd my house.But to the case.Do you remember when Cullen and I were fishing at the dock and there's this player Toad King who we thought it would be funny to threaten with weapons?Turns out, can't do that.

And turns out, he's a lawyer.RPG'd my house so we could go to jail for like genuinely like five Minecraft days.

So I decided I was going to fight this but the one thing I know about law is you never represent yourself in court.So I had to find a lawyer.

This is my lawyer dog.We're definitely beating this case on a scale of one to ten How cook am I cuz low -key everything they said was true.

I'm not a miracle worker So I can't get you completely off, but I'm quite confident.I can make the loss manageable W lawyer The greatest lawyer here Celebrational dino nugget, but in the meantime, you should probably make money some other wayBetter safe than sorry.I sent my lawyer the footage of the altercation because it's not as actually clear cut as Toad King wants to make it out to be, and then I let him leave to work on the defense.

Dude, this guy is actually just, this is, this is Saul Goodman.This person is Saul Goodman, Colin.He walks up to people, gets himself in some situations, and then goes, why am I in this situation?

Let me sue everyone.But we were told in the meantime to get our weapons licensed, because apparently, even though we could craft weapons, we were still carrying them illegally.Colin, bro, we're actually so illegal right now.This is bad.Yo, they're asking for my full name?Ryan, surname, Gosling.

Uh, but spoilers, the next day, my passport application was denied because, turns out, they have a law against impersonation.Everything I try and do, there's always some stupid law.But we weren't off the hook for our legal battle just yet, because just like real life, lawyers are expensive.

Colin, we have 24 hours to make, like, $10 ,000.

How much do you have right now?

900?Okay, I have... 1 ,600.

To pay our legal fees in time, we needed something to rake in the cash and fast.Something even better than the aquarium.But this time, we had the advantage of having a cause worth fighting for.So we decided we would throw an elaborate party, invite all the richest players we knew, and then individually ask them for donations to fight our legal battle.

But if we wanted this party to be really good, we needed to learn how to make certain drinks, if you catch my drift.

Okay, I've got another quiz to take.We're actually getting educated today.So for the party, we became brewers.But this was looking to be the most involved job yet.Except, I wasn't so sure about the exact regulations and legalities of brewing.But we were already in so much legal trouble, what's the harm in a little extra crime?

We should probably cover up all the windows so nobody can see in and see what we're doing.set a timer for 25 minutes what on earth okay at least you got all the windows covered up that's good but that wasn't all because to be more persuasive when asking for donations I also brewed some Irish shines which the creation of is strictly illegal.We were ready for the party, but to make sure this was a big hit, we wanted to wait for the most players to be online.So in the meantime, we made a quick trip to the Wild Federation to vote in our election.Because the state is so new, there actually weren't any laws about how this would be run, except for this one very specific rule that we could not campaign within 50 blocks of where the ballots were being casted.Hi Dan, we are ready to vote.

Whatever you do, vote.Do not campaign here, Colin.

You're gonna get us kicked out the race.I was thinking about it.Uh, there are not enough books anymore.I have to get more books.They're not letting us vote, Colin.Marmic.

Marmic.Marmic.Look at me.Look at me.Look at me.Marmic.

Marmic.

We just got sued.Marmic.Marmic.Marmic.This way.I need you to come 50 blocks away.

Marmic this way.This way?You're leading them like an animal.

Okay, this is - this is surely 50 blocks.You should vote for me and Wah.

What will I get?

What if I gave you an Uzi?

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I already figured out how we're gonna do it.

Why do you think we have this whole trapdoor and barrel system?Oh yeah, that's right.The trapdoor and barrel system.Totally forgot about that.Colin, we can commit a lot of voter fraud.Thank you.

Okay, now we just gotta leave.We gotta make sure he never sees us back here again.

Coast is clear.

Yep, there it is.Okay, vote has been added.Okay, let's get out of here!Let's get out of here!With day 55, the party was ready, and players were on their way.Now, Colin would be in charge of making sure the guests were having a good time, but especially keeping the party in order, so I could put all my attention onto collecting donations.

Come to the back room with me.

Okay, I'm gonna mute up and we're gonna do our separate things now.I bring you here because I've gotten myself in a bit of legal trouble.

The case, laborious, and the Lawyers are expensive.Here, let me pour you a quick drink.Then we come in here and we grab the illegal Irish shines.Yo, bro, is Ro playing drums?

5K would go up.

Yo, yo, yo, I gotta chill this.Yo, chill out!This is not that kind of party.Get him out of here.You gotta go.$10 ,000.

Thank you.

Thank you.Enjoy the rest of the party.Yo, this is a mess.This is a mess.Colin, what is going on?Oh my gosh, they can't, they've drank so much they can't walk straight.

To get some donations to help with the legal cost.

Here, let me pour you a drink.Yes, bro, that's another five.

Let me pour you a drink.you a drink.That is very much appreciated.Here, let me pour you a drink.I will cover all costs if you come to the horse race.I've heard about these before.

There's an underground gambling horse race.Sounds good.We will be there.

Colin, where are you?Colin, where are you?Fell off the balcony.You fell off the balcony?I can barely move.You're supposed to be greeting people at the door, making sure they're safe.

You can't be falling off the balcony.Why are there animals here?Who let the animals in?

It's just Karl Marx, he's cool.

What about the goats?

No, no, the goats are cool.

What do you mean the goats are cool?You fell off the balcony.This has gotten out of hand.Holy.Who is this budgie bud?

Did they fall off too?Oh, and then we banished them because they shot the gun.

Who brought the cow in?

The party had turned into an absolute mess.The cow ended up giving everyone mad cow disease, so the party had to end so we could all go to the hospital to get cured.

Oh, Budgie's just sitting out in the hall drinking.This is so sad.

Budgie bud, you are - Buddy, it's 6am.

You gotta go home.

You can't be doing this anymore.

Look out the window!

It's - She's sitting on the car.Budgie bud, you gotta go home.Budgie bud, go home.

Might be homeless.

Budgie bud, I should be good.I'm almost at spawn.Let me give you a ride home.

Bro is actually so good bro, but after I dropped budgie off, he didn't really go anywhere, which is when I put together He must be homeless.

We are new new neighbor budgie I Bought him a home.He was technically homeless.Enjoy the place.No, no, budgieno, budgie.Oh my gosh, not all over the new apartment.

You are cooked.You can't even walk in a straight line.Don't worry.My liver is high tier one.

Look at him, the cow.Here, drink these.

Collin bro, we just made $20 ,000 That's the legal fees Oh, so day 57 we invited our lawyer over to our apartment and paid him what we owed for him to fight our legal battle all $2 ,000 we owe wait Jaren wasn't it supposed to cost like $20 ,000 Wow But now we had to do some actual work on the case, because the first thing we had to do was go through all the facts stated by Toad King to either affirm them or deny, which to my dismay, We were affirming basically all the facts.But then we had the opportunity to submit our defense towards those accusations.

Oh!That's so good!I almost feel like I was innocent.What?made a comment regarding the defendant's weapons, after which both defendants took out their miniguns, as at the moment it became the subject of conversation.We're just having a pleasant chat.

But just in case the trial didn't go our way, we wanted a backup plan, so we scouted out the courthouse we assumed the trial would be at, and then went back to the apartment for weapons testing.But this was all in preparation for the in -game trial that would take place.place in a couple of days.But that meant, for now, we had no responsibilities and more moneythan we even knew what to do with.So day 65, we went to the zoo.

Capybara head!Yo, this is what we can spend our money on, bro.Aye!

Dude, it's my favorite animal.

No!

Yeah, that tasted like panda.

What?How does Bruno a panda taste like?Day 66, we asked other players what to do with the money, and they said real estate and stocks.Boring!So day 68, we went to the aquarium.The question is, is it better than ours?

Closed for renovations!Closed for renovations?No it isn't.Come on in.Oh, I think they removed all the fish.This is five years worth of players right here.

We're gonna be on one of these walls one day.

Yeah, for jail this year.Oh, homeless encampment.

Dude, is that Budgie over there?

Yo, is that Budgie?It's a swimming pool.Whoa.You wanna race?Get set, go.Then day 70, we spent $1 ,000 to get an upgraded apartment in our complex.

Now I see why everyone is so corrupt on the server.Instead of spending hours farming crops for pennies, we just had to scam a few players and we were now living the high life.The possibilities were endless.We had so much fun that I almost forgot.

Oh my gosh, wait, I'm a part of the government.

See, back in the Wild Federation of Maronia, the votes for the election were tallied and I had won a seat in the House of Representatives and Colin had won a seat in the Senate.

First order of business?

Yeah, Jaren.

intersection.

Sophia Avenue 8.Woff Avenue 8.Now, winning office was great, as this gave us more power in the server.But with great power comes so much boring work.That same day, we had our first ever legislative meeting.Which, great, we can finally vote on some laws!

Uh, nope.The first order of business of the meeting was to agree on letting the Senate know Colin was elected.Which, um, he is the Senate?That seems very pointless.But okay, great.Now onto the second resolution, which is voting on letting the President know Colin

was elected to the Senate.He's literally right there.We had to do this for all four people elected.This took over an hour.That was it?That was it?

That was it?All we did was say we were here?Well, where's my paycheck?But now compare that to the main city's government meeting.They heard some applications for Supreme Court justice, voted on bills for issues like contract killing, they even voted to raise their wages.Wow, like a real senate!

But there was one glaring issue that nobody in the government wanted to address, and that was the incoming Jaren wave.See, whenever I make a video on a server, a lot of my viewers end up joining it.Usually the biggest problem is dealing with so many new players or the lag it creates, but this server is unique.Remember when I said Cullen and I got $1 ,200 each as a new starting player bonus?Well it turns out, last month, the government struggled to pay it, so they needed to print some extra money.But that was only with like a hundred or so new players joining, so when The Economist saw me recording a video, they started to warn the server.

But like, it makes sense.

But no one in the court seemed to be worried about the impending financial apocalypse.But one thing that did bother me is mid -meeting, a random man walked into the White House, shot it up, and then walked away.But I'm being sued for pointing a gun because oh, imagine if he did shoot.I should have just murdered Toad King, then nobody would have paid any mind to it.

You know what?Let's put that to a test.

Let's go make a point real quick.

Let's just go make a point real quick.Then nothing would happen.Nothing would happen if we just blasted this kid right now.

Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.So on that same note of there being no laws, day 85, I went to the underground illegal horse races.Now, we weren't planning on betting any money because gambling is just a waste, especially when it's regulated by one kid.But when I asked how the odds for the horses were calculated, the paddock judge responded, it was done based off the vibes of the horse.So Colin and I put $10 ,000 on the two fastest horses and made a $7 ,500 profit.partied on a yacht.

But the next day, I wasn't really in the mood for an adventure, because it was the final day before the court case started.All I did was pace around my new luxury apartment, thinking what I'd say, because the weird thing about this trial is, yeah, we did it, but there is no reason for us to be punished for this.But then I saw a player from my balcony, so I called out to them and invited them up.Welcome to my apartment.Oops, looks like it made a waffle.But then the topic of my trial came up, and this new player talked about how Toad King is one of the best lawyers on the server and that the case would be tough.

But then he stated how the case was bogus and gave me his support.

This is fun, man.Like, I saw him from my balcony, so I invited him up.Like, this is fun, bro.This is fun.

the courthouse and seeing everyone there rooting for the charges to drop, my fear of Toad King washed away.I'm not scared of him, he's just some guy.

And oh my gosh his voice is so intimidating.

Oh, we're cooked, buddy!Oh, we're losing this case!So both sides started with opening statements, where the basic story of the case was presented.On the dock, a mysterious substance was thrown at the defense, Colin and I, which after seeing that, they approached the plaintiff, Toad King.During our conversation, Colin and I, at separate points, pulled out our miniguns.It is mentioned in the conversation that we showed our weapons.

and then we part ways.From just this event, Toad King has to prove intent to harm, while our entire goal is to disprove that.But for the most important part of the trial, the cross -examination of the witness, I was first called to the stand, where I would be asked questions about what happened during this altercation.For example, I was asked about the jokes we made talking to Toad King.It's a supporter command?How about you support these bullets coming into your brain?

Um, so, I'm a Minecraft YouTuber.Uh, this is my living.

Objection.Assumes facts, not an evidence.There is no evidence that you are a Minecraft YouTuber.This has not been presented in the case.

Thankfully, the judge overruled that one.But another question asked was if I had ever been arrested.It was, um...She had opened up an aquarium.

Objection.Relevance.

But thankfully, that question was objected.Then, it was our lawyer's turn to come to the witness stand and ask me questions.But because our main one was having some technical difficulties, another player, MJL, stepped in.Do you have legal training?I have no legal training.I just - I'm literally a solicitor.

I don't even have like Minecraft legal training.Now this was the best part of the cross -examination by far because right after getting grilled by someone that absolutely hates you, you now have someone ask all these softball questions making you look good.

Would you say that you're more often than not a law -abiding citizen?

But even though our new lawyer MJL didn't know the case that well, they knew how to be a good lawyer.But then it was time for Colin to get cross -examined.Oh, he's so bad at this.One of our defenses for Colin was that he only showed his gun for a little bit, which we stated was just a coincidence from scrolling through his hotbar.But Colin did have some good moments.

You're on an objection badgering the defense's counsel Yeah, by me!

By me!Now Colin was the final witness that was cross -examined, so we thought this portion of the trial was over.But then Toad King calls in a surprise witness!Larry the Fisher?!The NPC?!

To this case therefore I request that your honor holds Larry the Fisher in contempt of court Every one minute they do not show up to this case.

There's no way they're trying to hold a NPC to contempt of court This is a complete mockery of this case the District Court of Redmond issues a summons for Larry the Fisher to appear within the court within five minutes But this did end up giving us time to work on our closing statement.

This would be the final thing we say to the judge, the final impression we would leave on him to then make a ruling on the case.But this case had gone on for so long, my lawyer had to leave for work, so it was up to me to do the closing remarks.But then, another twist!

You're a witness!

This is your witness!

the defense like to cross -examine Larry DeFish?No.

Yes, I would like to ask Larry a question.Larry, if you are scared of Toad King, say nothing.

Did the witness respond?The witness did not.

We had turned Larry the Witness onto our side, a last minute win before our closing remarks.But before we could give ours, Toad King approached the stand to give his final remarks, but he said nothing we haven't already heard.

right at the plaintiff.

Now it was my turn for the first time this case to approach the judge directly to argue my defense.What I said mattered because throughout this defense I have realized this has become more than just a case about pointing a gun.Because can I even call this Minecraft's most realistic civilization if people can get away with murder and fraud?I needed to win this case to prove this server had a just law and order.So I took a deep breath and...Your Honor, We live in a lawless country.

I'll let that pass.We live in a lawful country, but only to those who are allowed to have the means to persecute and sue those who had made slights against them.Me and Colin have testified that that we have been attacked by multiple players before this event taken place.We had judges coming up to our apartments and shooting us back in the head.What we had seen though was after the judge admitted to it in front of us, everyone laughed.Everyone thought it was a joke.

Your Honor, objection.Assume it's facts, not an evidence.

Oh my God.

I'm such a bad lawyer, bro.Oh my gosh.

Sorry, Your Honor.I was trying my best to show this server had fair law and order, but at this moment, it was determined to be unjust, and I do not wish to protect a society that does not protect me.Um, it seems like we did all do that stuff and we do it again Colin.

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