1000 Players Simulate UNDERGROUND Civilization in Minecraft

Today, I'm joining a group of over 1 ,000 players simulating civilization in Minecraft, completely underground.I'll need to get used to surviving without any of the luxuries of the surface, integrate with this society, and complete missions in order to rise through their ranks.All in order to save my friend Egg Chan.

Welcome to the kingdom of the caves.You like what you see?Here, first of all, take this potion so you can see everything.And follow me. I'm going to take you to the bottom feeders.Yeah, so why did I have to get rid of all of my items?You're allowed nothing better than iron until you prove your loyalty to our king, Arachnid.

Uh, or else, you know, E -Egg's just gonna die, so...Oh, okay.I would not wear anything better than iron.Or we can kill Egg, it's up to you!I don't mind.But, uh, I think, uh, you and I would rather not do that.

Alright, just this way.You're gonna fit in quite nicely here, I think.

Usually the bottom feeders are just cannon fodder though, so good luck, you're one of them now.But yeah, welcome home!You now live down here.

Do not come back up here without me saying so.There will be a mission soon.Yeah, good luck.

Enjoy!Now obviously, I didn't join a place like this by choice.Their leader, Arachnid, captured my friend Egg Champ and threatened to permanently ban him off the server if I didn't join.

And you're gonna be helping us win a ton of battles in the future.Are you gonna join us in the caves?or we would be killing Egg Chan.

I'll need to find where Egg is and save him and then leave this civilization.But right now, I have literally nothing.So I punched down a tree and crafted myself a set of wooden tools.The only way for me to find Egg Chan is if I become loyal to the civilization until they trust me enough to tell.The easiest way for me to do that is probably to prove my strength through combat, since I am one of the strongest players on the Unstable SMP, at least when I have better equipment than wooden tools.So I'm going to need to find a way to get some better items.

Yo.Wimboo.

Oh, Jaden, how did you end up here with with nothing as well?Oh, I didn't want you to get captured alone.

Well, all right.Great.Now we're both powerless and broke together.Egg is probably somewhere in the civilization, so we need to find him.What?

What?I see.

I guess.I guess, though, that's probably kind of stupid of us to do.Like, really, we should I guess we should just get some better gear, right?

Yeah.

All right, Jaden, do you have any like tools and stuff?

No.

Bro.OK, well, I have some wood here.

And we're moving up.

Oh, man.Yeah, these these players look really rich and very locked in.

They got more stuff than us.

Yeah, I guess I guess that's I guess that's true.So Jaden and I set off to explore the civilization in order to get some better equipment and make our way through the ranks of the civilization in order to find Egg Chan.Wait, oh my night vision.Oh wow, it is dark here.Yeah, my night vision just ran out.

Oh, you got night vision?

Not anymore.

Wait, Codmaster?

Well, if it isn't Jayden, man!Jayden!What's up?Yo.Good to see you, bro.Yo, who is Codmaster14?

Do you know this guy?Dude, this is one of my good friends.Yo, how's it been?What's up, man?

It is really good to see you, Jayden.What are you doing down here?

Uh, kinda got cash.

where were you yep same exact thing okay dude look at this for my two best buddies yeah you're just having a grand time huh all right guys well let me welcome you into my house all right come here this is your house welcome to the humble abode yep yep come in come in it's kind of spacious in here uh we got some nice uh decor as you can see the cave sound just played it like oh yes a real nice decor a spruce body that leads to nothing Um, that is actually very important to me, so please don't touch that.

Your chests appear to be invisible.Here you go.Oh.

Oh, what the?Yeah, everything is scuffed down here, I guess.Here you go, Jayden, you too.Wait, so why is it so dark?The civilization is completely dark.Like, it's to ward off attackers.

The only light is in the bottom.So this is the bottom.

Okay.

The higher ranked members get access to night vision potions, but we don't.

Let's say that me and Jayden, man, here, we wanted to rank up.How do we do that?

You're gonna have to get the attention of the higher -ups, and then you're gonna have to prove your strength.It's not gonna be easy.

How am I supposed to prove my strength when they made me give up all my items?

Exactly.There's no point.Don't try to fight it.Just enjoy.Look at the life we're living down here.This is terrible.

We get to eat all the cod we want.Why is it terrible?Anyways, have you seen my skin?It's so beautiful, right?You have like a face as your legs.

Well, I guess we're going to the mines now.

Yes, we are.

All right, follow me.The bottom feeders, a .k .a.all three of you, they're expected to mine here all day.So enjoy and mine up as many resources for the kingdom as possible or as little as possible.

die it's up it's really up to you oh yeah really really really good really yeah all right that's your options okay i've got given you two options choose one oh you want me to like i yeah we're gonna mine i mean yeah i thought so What have we been doing here?Alright, well you'll enjoy.

Man, I really hate this place, I'm not gonna lie.

Dude, I'm sick of underground civilizations, bro.

Facts.So we grabbed some mining supplies from the nearby chests.There looked to be a couple hundred players at this operation alone, all mining resources presumably to craft armor and weapons for the kingdom.Everyone would mine off in their own separate directions, and then use chest minecarts and furnaces to ship the items back to the main mining area, where they would all be sorted for the kingdom.There's diamonds in here, can I take them?

No, don't touch those, don't touch those.That's not for us.Alright, let's get going then.This is the worst part of this civilization.Alright, welcome to the mines.Alright, so the concept is simple.

We're all going to need to bring back three chests each of materials.So we're going to have to mine for a little while.

Wait, I only have a wooden pickaxe.

Well, you're going to have to make do.I do want to ask that you guys be careful around here though.It's not just a cave.My last friend group died here, man. I hate this.How?I don't want to talk about it.

As you see here, all the minecarts are moving along, so we're gonna do the same thing.

Yeah.Guess we are.

It's not funny.Can you please, like, be serious?I'm sorry.Serious.We're very, very serious here.in around here.

Stop that, please.

Okay, so do we just like find a part and start mining?

Pretty much, yeah.

Alright, do we have...Okay, I'll mine this way.Oh my god, this takes a comically long amount of time with a wooden pickaxe.Okay, okay.We should like strategize.Like, okay, someone should place rails and then two of us should mine...

Here, wait, Jane, Jane, Jane.I'll mine the top block, you mine the bottom block, and then Codmaster, you place the rails.So we can like ship the cards back.

all right all right this is gonna work please watch your hunger by the way you don't want to starve down here okay oh my god we're actually so locked in we just doubled our efficiency we're gonna get all the diamonds with our wooden pickaxes yeah so is this just what we like do here pretty much just watch where you're going like don't do not keep your eyes off we're just strip mining bro you guys have no armor Why are you guys so whimsical?This is not funny.

Dude, what possibly could have happened here if you didn't use your stealth group?

I told you, my last friend group died.They had no armor too.Bro, alright, whatever.You guys just gotta be careful, please.Oh, no, come on.What are you doing?

You're gonna spot a warden.

Well, that's one strike gone.Are you serious?Okay, okay.Well, just like, crouch very carefully.

Are you guys stupid?

No, no, I'm just gonna break the shrieker.No, I'm just gonna break the shrieker.It's fine, look.My god stop placing rails.Oh Okay, I broke it I broke it I broke it.All right, there's no one left.

All right, you said the place rails No, I know what when we break the shrieker are the shriekers break

Oh, that's why because we're like under a snow mountain.So these are gonna like spawn all the time crouch.

What are you doing?

Wait, why don't we just like wait, this is a cave.Why don't we explore here?

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Uh, wait, is that gonna spawn?Oh my god, it spawned!Oh my god!Yo, here, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run!Yo, just run, just run, just run!I actually can't see anything, my screen's a bit black.

Oh my gosh.Yo, can I get by?

My screen's a bit black.

Yo, crash, crash, crash.Down here, down here.

Wait, I don't know where down here is!Okay, yo, oh yeah, do not enter.We gotta go.This is how my last friend group died!We gotta go!Oh my god!

Oh...Yo, run.Oh...

Oh...

Yo!Oh my god!Yo, run!Wait, why is there a second one?What?Yo, yo, yo, no What's going on stop hitting me?

Yo, I'm killing this guy back off.Stop hitting it's gonna hear off won't stop hitting.

All right, just kill him.Just kill himjust kill him.

Go away!Go!

Wait, I'm looting their gear.You're so stupid.Okay, shh, shh, shh.Wait, they're gonna smell us through the walls.Isn't that a thing they can do?Yeah.

Oh my god.We gotta get out of here.Yeah, we gotta dig out of this.And then we just gotta make a run for it.

This is why I hate the mines.

Okay, yeah, I get it, bro.Alright.Do you?

Kill this warden.Kill it.

Like, oh my god.Wait, where are we?Kill it, kill it, kill it!

Why are we in jail you're asking me I should be asking you that I am asking you cuz you're the only one here that actually knows what's going on, right?Right.It's all my fault, right?It is.Yeah, right.

I know.Okay.

I never said that if anything is Jane's fault I thought you summon the word in room How long are we in here for I don't know they're gonna tell us our sentence Sentence couldn't it could be forever.

I don't know Let's just say that okay, okay Jadenfollow me.Wimboo, follow me.Thank you.Nevermind, okay, no.Come, follow me, bro.

No, please.Please don't hurt us, Youngie, please.

Down the stairs we go, bro.I'm done with you three.I'm just, I'm just letting that be known right now.I'm done with y 'all, man.No, please.Alright, in here.

Okay.

Okay.Got a monster?

Okay.Um, let's close this up.Take a seat, Codmaster.Okay.Genuinely, what is wrong with you guys?I'm not kidding.

Why would you guys spawn or what?You killed like tens of players!Who spawned it?Now tell me right now.Which one of you three spawned it right now?I'm not even kidding.

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I'm not even kidding.Okay called mustard remember do it Oh my god, it was none of you.It was all of you.

No, it was none of it wasn't us It was it was another group of people.They just like We had a perfect there is no evidence of just why why don't we just be honest?

Oh my god, we're gonna die for not wonder or you killed at least 30 people like probably 40 50 people in there by the way i hope you know thatI'm like sure they're like bottom feeders like but like you still killed people in our kingdom Listen cod master because you snitched on one boo and you told me I'll not grant you mercy.You're good You're free to go on one condition.I want all of your items, please.

That's fine.

He's not fine.Take it over I don't care As for you two you guys will be punished Since you guys have nothing to give me and you cause the death of like tens of people which is pretty bad so if you wouldn't mind to follow me your quarters are over here go through the doors and uh take a look in this chest Basically, um, if you don't know you got webs, you know, hold people in place when you place it down lava bucket to catch people in fire Bone arrow cross bone arrow.Yeah You get it, you know what's going on can I get some food or forehead Take some gold carrots.There you go, buddy.Um, it's gonna be quite the show today.I i'm extremely interested to see uh to see what happens here I don't know if you can uh See what's gonna happen, but I think it's pretty clear.

So, sorry, bro.Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the arena.Today we have a fight against Wemboo and Jaden Man.Jaden, the owner of the Great Sea, a legendary pirate, and Wemboo, who took down like 10 ,000 players or some stuff like that.I don't even know.It's gonna be a crazy duel, and it's the battle to the death.

One of them's getting banned today.I know, it's crazy.It's actually insane.Um, until I get to that further review.uh let's see it go down uh who will strike first so we're supposed to fight yeah uh guys so yeah begin begin fighting begin the battle this is your punishment one of you's gonna die right here right now uh like come on okay if you don't actually go up there and try and kill jayden right now i'm coming down there and killing you And I got the same for you, Jayden.I'm not kidding.

You guys have 10 seconds to start fighting each other.I'm going to come down there right now.9, 8, 7, 6, 5.Cobweb placed.For what reason?We don't know.

Who's going to get that first hit?Wember goes in for the bow shot.Ooh, Jayden goes for the bow shot.They both miss, but who's going to hit the first one?I want to see some actual combat.I'm still getting axed at this right now.

We're fighting.

We are fighting.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, who's gonna get the first hit?Okay, go in there.I'm not kidding.Go in there right now.One of you better hit the other one right now.Yo, what the?

It's time to fight.Golden apple.Ooh, golden apple coming out.You just threw Jaden.I'm not kidding.I'm not playing around.

Yep, yep, yep, yep.Oh my god, it's Jaden.Three webs down.You're kidding.Ooh, Jaden.No, no, no, no, no, Jaden.

Don't hold back again.I'm not kidding.I think you're doingUm, it's their punishment for, uh, they, uh, I took them to the mines and they spawned a warden and killed like, like 40, like tens and tens and tens of players, like, like maybe 50 people in total.No.

Webu and Jaina are probably the most valuable players in the civilization and you're wasting it on a deathmatch?

No.You don't understand, they killed like tens of people.It doesn't matter how much power they have, one of them could die right now.This is their punishment, one of them has to die right now.

I should be killing you right now?This is insane, this is crazy.Look, look, look.Wembley, Jaden, look, sorry.You should not have been treated this way.Very, very sorry.

As the king of a civilization, look, I'm sorry.It should never have happened.To make it up to you guys, if you complete a single mission for us, I'll make you two regular citizens.No more living in the bottom.

I'll complete it, and then in exchange for me completing it, just give me back Eggchen.

I'll think about it.

Well, I'm not going to do the mission unless you agree to that.

Look, Eggchen currently is safe and sound.It would be a shame if that were to stop being the case.So if you don't want that to change, I suggest you go to work.

All right, well, let's find Codmaster.Hey, can we be let through?But how do we get in?What do you mean no?

What do you mean no?

Thank you.

Oh, what?You guys made it out alive?Of course we made it out alive.What happened?

Uh, we got like made to like fight each other in like a gladiator pit and like whatever.

Where'd you get the armor?

The gladiator pit.Yeah, we have like a mission tomorrow.

A mission?Yo, you guys are dead, bro.Nah.What's so bad about a mission?Yeah, good luck with that.I'm not gonna lie.

I mean, we're bottom feeders.You guys are not ready for a mission.You guys are in iron armor.

Okay, well you're at nothing.

Yeah, I'm not the one going on a mission.You guys are not going to survive even a second on a mission.

What could a mission possibly be?

Usually the people that go on missions have good armor like netherite and enchants.You guys, you guys look what you have.It's probably better that we get geared up before anything happens.

Fighting, I guess cobwebs would be useful.Everything.Like food.Yeah, we need food.We need healing then.Oh, there you go.

Do you just exclusively have cod?I feel like that's like kind of like a bit like whatever wait what if we here what if we fish like for for enchanted bows where'd you get the string for that fishing rod i got it from the gladiator pit oh well bottom feeders usually can't get string like it's really rare what about what about this giant cobweb to the all right those are prohibited we don't touch those okaySo we're lucky to even have these fishing rods.Yeah, let's get to fishing.We can get enchanted books.We could get...

He took my stone.We can get a bottle of water.That's really nice.

Oh my God, this is so boring.It's peaceful here.Ooh, fish.My turn.

And my night vision's running out.Awesome.Fish!

I was wondering what that was.

It's blended.I got a salmon instead of a cod.

Yeah.

Yes, you'll only exclusively like eating your own your own kind.

They're delicious family.

Okay, have any of us caught anything good like enchantment books or like a bow?

Oh, well you wanted treasure?Yeah, that was the that was the whole point.Not fish?No.Yeah, the water is uh, it's too shallow.We're only gonna get fish here.

Why didn't you tell us that?I thought y 'all wanted food.

You guys said you needed food.

All right, I guess we did need food.You could have told us that.Alright, whatever.Yo, move.Alright, I'm cooking this.I'm using my payload trapdoors to really get this going.

Maybe we could make like a deeper thing of water.Like, I mean, we'd also need enchants for our armor and our suit.Yeah, is there anywhere we can like enchant stuff?

There is a place for enchants, but it's only for the higher ranks.Okay.But I mean, I know a guy that might be able to help.He's the richest of all the bottom dwellers.He purposely fails any mission he goes on so he can stay in the bottom and enjoy life.But if you guys impress him, You might be able to use his enchantment table before the mission.

But if you don't, there's a chance he might kill you.

Okay, that's awesome.I mean, it's your choice.well not really because we don't attend our gear we're gonna die anyway so do you know where he is hmm I could take you to him yeah I just follow me and don't speak out of line okay uh wait there's like stuff back here oh there's like tons of there's tons of players here oh yeah there's a lot of uh bottom feeders underground kind of around pretty much it is an iron pickaxe oh it was hungry oh this is like a massive like tunnel network huh yeah it's pretty big Took a while.How do you know exactly where to go?

I've been here a few times.

I think we just went in a circle, doc.

Yeah, we did it.That's a part of the the path to the left.

I was a right.We just took a right.Right.

And OK, I took a wrong turn.

Yeah, we're going to be here a while.Do you actually know where we're going?Because I'm really getting the impression that, you know, I listen to me.

Like I said, act normal.OK, acting natural.All right, perfect, I think we're here.All right, I just need to, give me one second, okay, ready?To you.

Thank you, Regrob.Is that - is that just BurgerBat?

Come on.Alright.Hello, Shore.I'm just gonna go through.

Hello - Hello, BanditKing.Oh, okay.I present to you two, uh, dwellers.

Well, well, well.Some of the strongest - Some of the strongest players in the Unstable SMP, Jademan and Whambo.

I'm gonna lose my mind if you do that.

Yeah.Yeah.No, I'm gonna I'm gonna drop the act.All right.Why shouldn't I just kill you guys?I gave the glory of killing Wenbu and JD man.

Ah, well, I would really prefer if you didn't do that, actually.Um, but uh, yeah, well, the Codmaster14 over here said that, um, that you you might be able to give it.What is this guy doing?Oh, I'd really rather if you...Speak your business.Yeah.

Well, I mean, you're clearly pretty rich and you know we're getting sent on a mission we would like some uh some gear if possible and maybe an enchantment table some diamonds i don't know i i don't know i don't know that's not very compelling to be honest i don't know is there anything in it for me two pieces of sugarcane guards uh you can just you can just wait okay bro we're just let us hear

your enchantment table You lose nothing from letting us use it at least so you don't have to give us diamonds fine But like just let us use the enchantment table or anything nothing in it for the bandit king then do they use a talking third -person watch like Outside of this sieve you probably know me and when we were like really powerful.

All right Why don't you want to be on our good side?

Yeah way he said but inside I'm kind of the man in here, but The bottom point.Okay.Well, you're coming to me asking me for things.So yeah, I would yes bandit king.You are the man Okay Okay, okay, you know what fine fine i'll i'll let you use my enchantment table.

Oh bad, okay Thank you.Sweet.Yo, can we get some like bookshelves and some lapis going on here?

This is gonna be protection one Go give lapis How would you add you do you have lapis?

All right, we gotta loot up.Oh, oh, yeah We're really gonna get some protection one going on that that's really good.Wait, so we can we just take some diamonds?

No, you don't push your luck.

Okay.Okay.Yes.Oh mighty bandit King.

Yeah That's me.

Oh, I only have one piece of oh, can I get I get guys some more lapis chin.I only have four Okay

Take care, friends.Bye -bye.Bye -bye.

Oh, you're so stupid Do any iron I don't have much no, I have an idea.

All right, both you guys stay hereAll right, eat up.

What?Where'd you get diamonds?

The mines, I mined them.

Did you get permission?

Yes.Yes, I did.

That didn't sound so sure.I'll be honest.I'm serious.

Hey, bro.Bro!Hey, bro, I got more lapis.

That's way too much.We're going to get in so much trouble.A stack of iron?I've never seen this much in one spot.Sad.

What's the optimal, like what should we craft with nine diamonds each?

I already made stuff.

Oh, a chest plate and a spear.Okay.I just want a spear.

You guys even hear me?

I think, I think I want to get an axe, get a sword, and I'll get boots.I don't know if that's like the best thing to craft, but it's probably fine.Oh, we can make an anvil.Wait, we can actually get like good books then, I feel like, right?Oh, sharp one and sharp one.Okay.

Wait, do you already have a sharp two, Jaden?

I got a sharp three.Oh, okay.Go on one more heist real quick.We'll do it together.

I feel like we just act like we're meant to be here and then just start taking these like no one will really notice.Get in the boat.I think our guard saw us.You think I do see?Okay, wait, let me lose him.

I think he does see.He's looking straight at us.

Yeah, he's still looking at us.Okay, just get out, just get out.He's coming.Yo, up here, up here.Crash, crash, crash.Get in, get in.

Yo, we're back.Great.

Nothing, nothing illegal happened.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, Rose, take some, take some Cod.

Oh, thanks.

We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna complete the mission.We'll put in a good word for you.They won't kill you.We'll say we couldn't have done it without Codmaster, unless you want to come on the mission.

No, I'm alright.I'm alright.I like my peaceful life here.

Alright, well, I guess we haven't been to the surface yet.

It is just this way.Um...I'll tell you all about it right now, okay?We're heading to the base of a player who produces a very niche but valuable resource, okay?You guys are both friends with him, and in order to prove your loyalty and rank up, I'm gonna need you to get all those resources for the kingdom, okay?

Friends with?What do you mean?Yeah, aren't we supposed to have like people helping us also because like if we didn't do some Dubiously legal methods we would have been in like full unenchanted iron armor.

Listen, it's just one player Okay, you two can easily get these resources.It's a loyalty test.I have to make sure I can trust you guys.Okay, okay Okay.Listen, it's right at that freaking wall.I don't know how to enter.

I think like maybe somewhere there or something, okay?It's right through that wall.His base is in there.

Have you tried mining it?

You can do whatever you want.I just know what's behind that wall.I just don't know how to enter it.

It's really obvious.It's your guy's mission.Well, you probably enter it by mine.All right.All right.Sure.

All right.Yeah.We'll mine it.Yeah, you can.

Yeah.

I'm just I'm just gonna be watching.I guess you guys go ahead get all the resources, please What resource straight through that wall?

All right.

Thank you very much.

I'll be watching We get it, bro Burger April, I don't think that worked.

It worked last time.

Hello.Hello Someone in there.It's tiny what oh my gosh if it isn't web hello what bro who is this dude bro i mean it's an intruder technically doesn't seem very threatening though i mean he could be holding a bomb for all we know no english you know what bro welcome to the civilization bro all right so this is your house shut up thank you so basically what you need to do is you need to farm these sugarcane fields and then you take gunpowder from the creeper farm over there that only works like half the time craft it into firework rockets of flight duration three and put it in these chests okay Do you understand your life's mission?

I make rockets.So I've been focused on my, um, you know, my creation.Little Roderick over here.Look, this is the first of a rocket I made.

Very important to me.

Oh, it's everything you need.

Good job, bro.Good job.Look, break this block.Go down, go down.This took me so long to make.

Daini is the model citizen.Really working very hard.

Even more.

Oh man.

these are all kid these are all flight duration three Has been a while.How's the Empire man?How's the Empire?Oh, yeah that got blown up a long time ago Actually, no You were fired for a bit and then you ran away yeah, it's part of my my side but whatever it's what I've been doing I haven't forgotten my purpose of everything What's your purpose, you know what my purpose is Oh, wait, this is like a lot of gunpowder.

Wait, how did you get this much gunpowder?Because creepers don't spawn.

Oh, I can't say that.You know what I mean?I actually don't know what you mean.

That's why I asked.

You know, it's a lot of work.Are you pleased?

Yeah.How is this place not being griefed?

It's well hidden.Anyways, you like it?Of course you do.

Yeah, this is this is you got a lot of This is everything, this is my life.

So what do I owe the pleasure?Why are you here?Hello.

I'm a murdered.Uh, would you, uh, be willing to sell any of these?What do you mean?The fireworks?Yeah.

Um, no, no, not really.Okay.It's kind of my own personal project.You feel me?

I wasn't really asking.

What do you mean?

Well, as long as we don't have to ban you, as long as you, you give up your, I'm not really trying to be your friend.I'm just trying to telling you what has to happen.I don't have arrows.Why do I not have oh my god, dude, they do half my health.Okay, and I feel they with your food.Yeah.

Okay.Wait, wait, this one's what this one's what?Dave gapples Dave gapples for this guy though.He's always always upI'm sorry, but yeah, relax, relax, relax.

Whoa.

We're going to need all your fireworks for a week.

No, we can negotiate a price.Now.I think that's, we are a good point.I'm sorry, bro.You can take everything.Sorry.

Um, they're not really sorry.

Well, good job.

So, um, listen, uh, diney, you're coming to the kingdom of the caves to, uh, forever make fireworks for us.Like forever.You're probably never going to leave.Um, and uh as for you two good job i'm actually i'm very proud of you guys you're going to be upgraded to the second level of the civilization congratulations um pyramid scheme not a pyramid scheme collect all these fireworks you've uh generously donated to us this is kind of awkward you want to help bro make sure diney has not escaped need him in the uh in the kingdom of caves yeah we're it's not two people on this what's that what's that over there what no no no get him please go please remember now go get him why why he's running please get him now thank you hey bro it's called reverse psychology and it worked Alright guys, we got all the firework rockets I have left.I really don't think you got all of them.Nah, listen, I was lying.

We're gonna send the lower level bottom feeders to pick everything else up.Don't worry about it.

We're all good to go.

uh diney yeah you're coming with us pal you're gonna be making a uh a lot more fireworks for us so uh i hope you're ready for that me yeah let's disregard what just happened yes okay you're gonna build your own factory you're gonna build fireworks or craft them for for everyone okay that cool right What are we waiting on?

I don't know.I'm waiting.I'm waiting.

I just want to make it really open on purpose.How about this?I say we leave.We all follow the leader, a .k .a.

me.On three, we say team.One, two, three, team.Let's go.

I said, let's go.I'm going.I'm going.We're not even there anymore.

You're going.Oh, am I not laggy?

Am I laggy?

Do you like it?No.

Well, you better like it.You're about to be living here forever.

Yes, God's perfect.Please take him away so we can build his factory for fireworks.Seriously?Okay.Just follow them, bro.Just follow.

Just go.

I'll remember this.

I'll remember.Okay.See you.Listen.buddies fantastic mission very impressed by you so i can't lie and you took since you guys have ranked up uh it's time for me to give you access to the uh the night vision potion stand if you guys want to follow me i feel like it would be more cost effective if you guys just like lit up the civilization instead of having everyone pot night vision all the time listen it makes no sense um as you can see right here indicated by like the little fireflies in the green on top thisthe potion stand for night vision.

What's supposed to be doing when there's like Yeah, you can do that if you want actually i'd appreciate it Okay, usually people potting groups do not waste potions We'd probably get about five to ten people in here and then one of us would click the button So if you guys want to get in there, we can get a night vision going right now.There you go I noticed you guys already have like the emblem on the shields, but listen, I think it's time for an upgrade.So you guys are with an unbreaking three each.No mending for now, but definitely an upgrade will help you a lot in combat.Now, I'm assuming you guys probably have a bunch of gear from that fight.

I have a wooden pickaxe.

Yeah.I'm going to take you guys to the, to the mass storage room.

Yeah.Yeah.King Codmaster rank up.

um i honestly i don't think he's capable to be honest i think he's always gonna be a bottom yeah no he was a core part of our operation he snitched on you guys why would you want him to rank up why would you want him to be anything i just don't think he has the capabilities all right But listen, this is a storage room.You put all the gear on the left and basically it'll all get sorted to the right.So if you have anything from raids or from missions, we're super broke from the Eggshan deal, so we have to regain wealth.But yeah, you guys next missions very soon.We're going to be taking over a city for Arachnid called Merchant City.Probably haven't heard of it before, but...

No, I definitely have.

I mean, if we take it down, we're going to be winning this war guaranteed, I think.

Wait, we're in a war?Oh.

Just don't worry about it, bro.But yeah, feel free to get any of the gear.I'll catch you guys in a minute, man.See ya.

All right, I guess we're in a war.Let's eat good here then.I just put my sword in item frame.

There's nothing here.

Dog.

There's actually nothing.Bro.It's a one durability.

Yeah, mine is five durability.

All right.Yeah, that's great, dude.That's awesome.So the chest that we're allowed to take from are just fully empty.All right.That's also a terrible sword.

Okay.I mean, you know what, bro?Just like these guys are definitely just like, dude, I just deposited some great loot.Okay.We should probably, we should probably go home.yeah i just i just took a lot all right let's go yeah so from that raid i just got like a stack of books i feel like if we go back to our good friend uh cod master he might be able to enchant some stuff for us no thanks you think he'll do it you think he's willing he seems a little uh yeah we'll make it up to him yeah we'll we'll what are they doing over there yeah well i don't know where his house is low key oh yeah we're actually like allowed to be in that civilization i mean we can just jump down here i guess i have zero idea where his house is Oh wait, no, actually I think that's it.

I literally think I'm actually a navigational genius.We should get like full prop four diamond if we can.We're going to be fighting in a war.

Yeah, a war.

Yo, Codmaster.Oh gosh.Buddy.Yo, what's good, bro?Bro, we ranked up.Oh wow.

I'm surprised you guys made it out alive.

We got some spoils, bro.I'll take it.It's probably better than your fish.Oh, I thought it's just because like it's better in saturation.I got Iron Spirit, bro.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, we tried putting in a word for you with Youngie, but like, you know, It seemed promising.

Right.Well, I guess I appreciate that.So thank you.

Hey, so can you enchant more stuff for us?

Oh, yeah.I have a lot more diamonds.Dude, why did your attitude change so much after we visited the Bandit King?What do you do?

That's what you guys did to me.Excuse me?I'm being used right now.I told you guys to get out of my base, but it's fine.

Can we get half your book?Yeah.Why don't we be buddies?Bro, we got you some more enchantment tables so you can pay off your debt to the Bandit King.

You guys are going to get me killed.Do you understand that?

No, bro.We got you enchantment tables.

I'm going to die.

How are you gonna die?

Get that out of my house.

Okay, these ones are legally obtained.Actually, that might not be true.

Alright, then bring back the other one.I don't want it.I don't even need it.I have no armor.Stupid.

Well, you got armor now.Come on, bro.

If we just give you, like, this shield, wouldn't you be ranked up?I don't think that's how it works.Alright, are you guys, uh, good now?

Uh, where did the lapis go?

Alright, no, we're not doing this.Here, just take this back.Uh, can you guys please leave?Uh, I mean, since you guys are higher ranks now, spiders, I can't have you guys staying around.It just doesn't make any sense.I'm a bottom feeder.

So I would appreciate it.

You're a cod.I don't think cods are okay.

Why don't you just rank up?The only thing arachnid values is strength, and I've accepted that.I've also accepted a peaceful life, which is why I don't think I should be hanging around you guys.You guys are completely different.

We could train you.

I like the life I'm living, but I know you guys didn't come down here for that.So whatever you're here for, good luck.

Okay, well, let's just try and buy some protection for our armor then, because we're going to need it.I'm going to miss him, bro.I feel like we'll see about that.I'd imagine also that the area with the most name tags is probably the market.Yeah.This looks like an abandoned market.

Okay, wait, that's probably not the right spot.Oh yeah, you're right.We are in the bottom.All right.We're at the market.We'll get some good market things going on here.

Yeah, we need to get four books and I'm breaking sharp...Wait, does sharp go up to sharp five or sharp four?I always forget.

Wait, I have those.

What?Hello?Hello.You sell enchanted books?I do sell enchanted books.Your chest has no items.

I believe him.Well, how much is eight protection four books?It requires a lot of diamonds and a lot of iron armor.What about some fireworks?Fireworks?I like those.

Yeah, they're pretty rare to get.Gunpowder, very rare resource, as you probably know.Yep.

I don't know.I'm stinging out a little bit more.What are you selling, buddy?

He's just selling books.He's just selling straight books.Youngie, can you shut up?He's just selling books.

Yo, what's up, bro?

Yeah, anyway, so...Oh, bro.For the 8 enchanted protection books.Danny and, uh...Y 'all are getting scammed, bro.

Y 'all are getting scammed.

What do you mean we're getting...How are we getting scammed?

Bro, do you think Danny has enchanted...Okay, first of all...Oh.Let's get that going.

Thank you.

Second of all, protection 4 books are, like, worthless down here.Like, if you want to get enchants, just go down to the enchantment store over there.Wait, so this dude was trying to scam us?Oh, definitely, yeah.And honestly...You should ban him.

He tried to scam you.Hey, I'll turn a blind eye.

Honestly, he deserves that.

Listen, I'll just let the guards know that he scammed you guys and it was a self -defense or whatever.I don't know.You guys are good.Don't worry about it, okay?But like I was saying, there is an enchanting area if you want to get enchanted.You don't need to get scammed at the market.

Honestly, the market's not worth it most of the time unless you like some really niche items.

So wait, there's just like an area to enchant?

Yeah, let me show you let me okay.Yeah, so the best part about the enchanting area is there's a triple spider spawner So you kind of get like a lot of XP, but it's only five minutes per person So you're gonna like make you know your time?

Oh, so there was like a say built it around like where a mineshaft was exactly yes, okay?I'm sure you can see Yeah, I mean everyone wants to get stacked here, bro like you It's expected.

But unlike you guys, I think I was going to come on, honestly.Sorry to cut through.You guys are going to have to wait at the back here.I'm sorry.I'm going.

Are we?Are we?Let me get some.

You guys are definitely waiting at the back.Yeah, I need to get my enchants up.I need to enchant my new sword I'm working on here.But yeah, no, if you wait in the line, eventually, maybe after I got it.

Wait, if it's five minutes per person, one, two.

You know what?I'll catch all boys later.Have fun, bro.I'm out.

Yeah, I got a stack of diamonds from killing him.Yeah, me too.Alright, we're rich now, bro.But yeah, we could definitely just combine for prop 4 then.If this line wins.Where even are you?

I'm in the enchant room.It's pretty close.Are you just sitting?

Why did you get five minutes?

bro?

Yeah, it's been like...I'm enchanting, I can still hear you guys.I can do whatever I want.Five minutes, ten hours, whatever.I can do whatever the freak I want.This dude's trying to cut!

Bro!It happens, bro.Take it on the chin.Be a good sport about it.Personally, I would never cut in line, bro.But the people that do it, I respect them.

You say from inside the...

You respect them?

Please thank you.Oh, wow.There's like a lot of mobs in here.So I just kill these recipe.Yeah, they're all like stuck up here So, uh, what a chance you're looking to get brought forward because you said we're going into a battle and you're really that broke, huh?

I need XP Oh wait, there's level 30 enchant table here.Wait, what?

Yeah, bro, eat it all.

It's it's a string where you go like three and a half minutes, bro.

I'm probably less than that No, I'm farming for as long as I want really for as long as you want Yes, I need level 30 if you're gonna send us into a war against Merchant City.

I'm gonna need like actual That's like that's like saying 1 plus 1 equals 3 bro like what nothing even makes sense with you Okay, Loki your time's up for get out.

We're just genuinely recreationally saying words.

What's your favorite thing?

From the top of the civilizing I'm gonna pick it up midair.I'm gonna hit the clutch to show you that I deserve to survive those requests and tests you have Like a salami sandwich on a salad bowl, we're talking salami.And then, you know what I'm saying, we make all the cheese good and melt good, and then I reckon I can afford those easily.

But how big are they?You didn't say that.

Specifically, bro?Okay, I'm thinking...Like a foot long?If I'm talking about the dimensions, probably like 17 centimeters by 5 centimeters.I don't know, if you wanna take some string, that's really nice.Oh, I'll take some string.

Oh, you know what?

Night vision.There we go.Oh, thank you.You deserve some night vision.On the house.And that's the night, so then...

Spiders don't grow on trees.Is that good, or what?No.

Oh, dude, it's taking forever.Hurry up, it's been an hour.Oh.

Okay now That's a gift to go get out now, how has it been an hour of time?

Oh, yeah, I got you Hey, I crafted this legitimately how much time you had you guys were yapping for a while Yeah, I was gonna make God shovels, but unfortunately we kind of ran out of time Oh, the gold shovels.

Okay.Oh my god, there's got to be...We need to get a bunch of webs as well, since, you know, the strongest weapon of the spiders is cobwebs, and you need to get your enemies stuck, okay?Listen, someone craft buckets real quick.I want to show you guys an example of why webs are the best weapon.Yeah, I already have.

The best utility.

Yeah, I already have drain buckets.

Okay, okay, okay.If you have your opponent in a web like this, right?You need a bunch of webs, you get webs, you put your opponent in a web like this.You're using an empty bucket, right?Say, for example, I place my water down, like right now.What you could do...

I already know how to do this.Boom.

I still have my water in my hand.No, just...Obviously, you don't.All right, place it again.Okay.Basically, what you do, Wemboo, is you place a web in your opponent, right?

And then you pull out...Okay, I don't need the...Just put the...In preparation... for when they place their water down.And then you hold down right click.So then once they place the...

Ah, I was trying to catch you up.Okay.Well, yeah.

Now that I have no water, look, I can't get out of the web.

Yeah, I know.Listen, just finish gearing up with Jaden and then meet me at the tavern for the attack on Immersion City.

I'm going to head to my mega mansion now.You want a mega mansion?

When do we get a mega mansion?I want a mega mansion.

Yeah, I want one too.Never know, okay.

Oh.Seems like it's gonna take a really long time for him to get up there.

Is there not a better way?

Oh that must be okay that must be oh yeah there's like houses all around on the top.It's probably where the the royals live.

Oh those are mansions those are mega mansions.

Okay when do we get a house?I want a house.Those people have a house.

I know what does Codmaster get a house when we don't?

Yeah.Oh this must this must be the market again.So this is the market that's like the farm area I guess.It's our houses.That's the gear spot.We were out.

So it's not there.That's the arena The only way we haven't been is this way.So I'd imagine it's this way that just lose Jaden.I think I lost you Okay, a weave, okay, yeah, I'd imagine this is it weaves drop yeah, this is definitely a tavern I just rose we don't have potions but Oh, yeah, well, I guess yeah, it's a tavern.

Oh, these guys are all netherite and they're genuinely silent the bandit well well well why are you the why why are you the well wouldn't you like to know wouldn't you huh well that's why i asked you no yeah just just sit down just sit down hello and you come okay okay what would you like what would you like jaden you have a strength buds uh it's a little expensive around here but i can go check in the back also night vision so what what brings you uh what What brings you to - Well, I mean, pretty sure it's you guys, to be honest.What do you mean?Well, I mean, you know, you'll understand soon enough, both of you.Don't worry.Let me get your drinks.Don't worry.

All right.Here you guys go.Here's your payment.

What about strength?

There you go.Give it to Jager now.

All right.

You two guys fight.yourself a table.

So, uh, okay.Wait for youngie.Yeah, let's go, bro.

What does he want?

You all right, man?

Six of my friends.I can't fight beside you.What?I will avenge them.Dog.What did I even - In Infector City, who bans hundreds of spiders?

Nine minions!

I'm not targeting you, bro!

Why are there warded?What the?Yo, Jayden, let me take him, let me take him.Probably good.Do you guys just not care that this is...

Okay, they're just...Yeah, they're really dedicated to aura farming, I suppose.

Hey, I'm enjoying the view.Shut up.So, room for the other guy, good?

Well...Look, if you give up, I'll let you live.Actually, maybe not.I kind of do want your armor.

I miss that.He's fighting.Whoa, whoa.No, Wenbu, Wenbu, back off.What?Bro, he attacked me!

Yeah, Wenbu didn't start it.It doesn't matter.You don't kill royalty.

Do you see his shield?

okay but he attacked me you guys should not be fighting each other we're about to go into a war here okay why would you want to kill someone one of your teammates that is too armor is half damage great yeah we cancan fix that.Listen, everyone, we're heading to Motion City now.We're going to be pretty outnumbered, but we should be able to handle it all regardless.OK, so get ready because we're leaving basically as soon as possible.

Wait, let me fix my armor.I'm good.

There's reports of about 400 players being there, but listen, don't get your hopes down.One of them is a hundred of us, and there's 400 of them.Remember?Shut up.Listen, there might be 400, but one of us equivalates to a hundred of them.So, together, what I'm trying to say, guys, is that we got this.

because we ARE THE KING OF THE KING - Speaking of your items, Arachnid has authorized the both of you to use your Maces and your Trident, but you're not trusted through Elytra yet.

So don't, please do not use it or pull it out of his chest.

There you go.Let me know when you have what you need.Usually it takes at least a month to have a chance at royalty, but if you two perform well in this battle, I might just get you there to the highest rank possible.

Like all these guys?

Yeah, you'd be one of them.Yo, over here.Over here, youngie.Over here.How about I tag along?

How about I tag along?Yeah, I mean, if I'm taking Jaden and Wembo, I might as well take you as well, huh?

Perfect.

Alright, Chungus is coming.Now, shoulder boxes in this chest, please.Everyone, take one shoulder box and let's leave.Each shoulder box has a gear of loot in it.

A gear of loot.

But of course you thank you one gear of loot, please listen.

It's a bit late for me, buddy Okay, the brain stopped working a while ago, but yeah, I couldn't tell it sounds normal

You see it now.

I see it now.This is gonna be a hard battle, but honestly with all of us We're definitely gonna win.

I mean what else are we supposed to do lose like Village Listen, I killed everyone that lived here.

So we're all good.Don't worry.We're gonna use this as a place to what to gear up I have a lot of potions everyone stand back when we place the shulker boxes down and bam bam bam bam bam bam bam everyone gear up as many potions as you possibly can Make sure you use it sparingly.All right, so I got like none of these.How did they all go?

Guys, just distribute as needed.Distribute as needed.

Take, take.

Okay.

No, I meant don't take.Don't take.Take one.

Also, everyone, now that we have our potions, can you please place them in your shulker boxes and put the armor trims and shields on that I got you guys.We're going to infiltrate in here.

Okay.These pieces are terrible.They have unbreaking one only.

Yeah, because we're sneaking in and then once we're in the how would they tell that they have?

How would how would they tell if we have like a lower?

Have you ever heard of an invisibility potion before whimper?

Yeah.No, what I'm saying is why do we need to use worse protection armor?

You know, whatever, whatever, whatever.You're the leader, bro.You're the group leader.You got it, bro.You got it.I've every potion buff in the book.

First, it's going to be closer.And then, uh, We're gonna win this battle, yo.I think...I think we're about to win this battle.I'm super excited.Who's with me?

Oh.Oh, I can't hit him.We're gonna take a hole right here.I'm gonna make it 2x2 wide so everyone can fit.

Everyone jump in.

Okay, we have seven potions I'm gonna put us all and then after that I'm gonna make sure I go into the motion city and fly above them and in dissolve them when you see them all turn invisible that's when this time the strike okay, so try not to kill each other and Yeah, let's win this war, baby Yo, I'm breaking off.

Yo, Jaden, Jaden.I don't - I don't know which one's Jaden.Jaden, stay with me. I hope - I hope - Yeah, me neither.

Shut up!Shut up!We're supposed to be discreet!

Oh my god, just shut up.He burned to a crisp.I'm gonna go deep.Is this - is this - is this - you - are you - are you Ragnid?They're not.Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

My God, my favorite.Oh, there's like tons of fighting here.Oh.

Oh.

What's up?What's up?Dude, I think they don't, I don't know.I think they're getting each other, to be honest.I think they're doing the work for us.

Our plan is working.It's perfect.

Yo, is it the point to like blend in?

Obviously, immersioning and we're blending in.

Yo.

Yo, Jayden, where are you?Yeah, that's like me also.Oh, I'm in a bad spot.

They're focusing me.Yo Yogi.Can you spear them?

They're like all lined up.

I'm trying a light your spirit You have a freaking elytra.

Yeah, these guys are all wet focus them.It's actually really good.Oh Wait, yeah, I caught that

And then, wait, Jayden, Jayden, Jayden, mace these guys, yeah.Those, oh, all of the invaders just ran out.Wait, Jayden, Jayden, Jayden, group up, group up, group up.Where are you, where are you?I hear you, I hear you.Okay, I'm on top of like a building.

They don't have wind charges.Yeah, I see, I see, I see.Okay, okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna web a bunch of them and then mace them.Nice.Oh my God.There is a - Yo, massive web.

I caught so many of them.Oh, Jayden.Wait, this one's good.Nice.They're running.They're running.

They're retreating, they're retreating.Yo, Jayden, you did just try to be a burger who will live.It's chill.

Everyone's gonna leave, everyone's leaving, it's fine.I think Jaden is still killing people.

Yeah, he's still definitely killing people.Oh my god, we got tons of items.Let's go, bro.Yeah, Yungi went to go find you.

Now he's starting to walk.Now he's just flying.Now he's just weird, I guess.As soon as it started raining, I got excited.Yeah.

They need proper gear, bro, I'm like...Okay, everyone everyone look here.We did it.I don't know where here is where are you one right here?One of you is a hundred of them.Okay, listen listen Cinder Crest are on their way now with more spiders to secure the city Please go loot everything you can you know secure the city and meet back at the cave the kingdom of caves, please I'm all done here.

Oh bet.Yeah, we actually just have like tons of gear sets.All right.Yeah Okay, I think it says take.Staniel, really?

Take his gold!Look, it has gold in here!Take it!

Yeah, oh, we gotta genuinely pillage this.Oh, let's just pillage it.

I hate this guy.I actually hate this guy.Nope.We're doing it all.Personally a bad person.He didn't even sell me anything.

He was like...

It's genuinely glowing.It's good.No one snitched.

Am I right?

Yeah, yeah.Yo, no one sell a Ragnar.No one sell a Ragnar.

Yo, I got you bro, he died in battle Those are our visitors from Boston to crest our allies that uh, they're a part of the arachnid Empire There are allies arachnid and saps that work together and saps leader of cinder crest.

Yeah, how many battles are we gonna fight?

I think we have another one coming up.I'll talk about a bit later though, right?

Yeah, I mean just we're just kind of one we're just kind of wondering like It's kind of wondering like when we were gonna rank up because you said we might rank up if we like, you know Battle versus Warden and you know, I think we put in a pretty good put in some work You guys you guys just go back.I'm gonna keep an eye on you Yeah, I mean don't we get a house that we're spiders now, I guess There's like tons of them around the city.

Actually, there is a house I'm thinking of that would be perfect for you to if you want to follow me We're higher ranks or else should be better than Codmasters, right?

I would say This house is definitely better.Yeah, definitely.It's better than Codmasters for sure.

That sounds like really like has it you weren't really sure of that.

I I mean, listen, come here.I think you guys will appreciate this house for what it is, you know?It's good.It's a good house.You should feel privileged to have.I do.

I feel truly honored.

OK, that's good.Not many people have a house.You look at these people.They probably don't have anywhere to live.They're just here on the streets.Now you and Jayden are going to have your own home with storage.

OK. straight this way.Just follow me.

Listen, I think it's a good house.i think anything could be a good house if you can call it a home it's a good house why are you like you're like really like under underselling this i want to see this first now this house looks really nice it looks like you got like a really good builder for these yeah no i trust me you're gonna love it is it the one with a giant hole in the roof okay this is this is kind of like the only one yeah i mean this is just the perfect house because uh my mega mansion is just right up there looking into you guys at like all times 24 7 surveillance that's that's really good brother i think it's good yeah we got some we got what do we even got i actually think cobmasters out why is there just like was better than than this i don't know master lived with the bottom feeders okay you're at least up on the second level wonder you have a better house wait do we even have a door We don't need we can't even afford a door.There's no beds.

There's no nothing bro Yeah, you just scaffold and you hang out you can climb.So why would you do that?What is your problem?But um, yeah make yourselves at home.

Did you see my sign?Oh, yeah, I did.It's coming back.Oh, what?You know, we know you're here.

Just pretend that i'm not here Okay, i'm collecting the strip stones feels like it would be useful.

All right.Well jane I guess we could maybe like try saving up to buy some netherite.

Yeah, I think that's some blue Yeah, so I think I'd be good.Um, um, yo youngie.I know you're here bro.

Why don't we just act like I'm not here?

Why don't we uh

see what you can survive you want to do this again yeah i don't see why not okay i didn't think you're gonna ask again i'm down yeah okay what do you want to do this time i don't know bro what do you think you deserve to survive uh how about this how about i go to fight if i were an egg chin they would definitely heavily guard him and make the most sense if he was in a royal area because that's where the best guards would be yeah i like fighting bats but i like fighting them for myself He could be in the castle.The castle seems to have a lot of protection.Maybe that tower?He could also just be like hidden underground or something.Yeah, I mean this is kind of why I need to rank up.I don't know if these guys are like actively on their computers or not.

They look AFK.You know, I'm just going to walk with confidence.All right, you know what we're gonna do this hasn't failed me yet walk with confidence places that I'm not supposed to be These guys are all here.I mean surely I'm allowed to be here.Actually, these guys are probably just here to guard it I guess I just look like a nether guard too.It's like yeah, this is just the castle and then this yeah we already went through here.

he's allowed inside the castle, so.

Oh, yes, yes.

Congratulations.You know, it's actually a crazy coincidence.Rackton is actually looking for you.He'd like to speak with you.

Oh, what for?

I'm sure he'd just like to speak with you, but I can lead you to him if you'd like.

Sure, sure.

Oh, yeah, let's go.

OK.

Before we enter, there's actually no items allowed in the meeting room.So I would like you to enter chest your items.

OK, so why do you get items, but none of us do?

I feel like that's obvious.I own the place.Welcome, my friend.Nice to see you.

Can't say the same.

I have another mission for you.

Oh, no.I'm going to need Egg back before I even consider helping or staying in a civilization anymore.

Look, Lek.

Looking.

Lek, you do not have power here.I decide whether Egg lives or dies.You have no leverage.I want to make that very clear.Maybe, though, if you complete this mission for me, I'll rank you up to royalty, which means you can have access to the entire civilization, secret areas, prisons, literally everything.Uh -huh.

you've probably figured out by now, we're fighting a war against King Parrot.Parrot's forces control many key areas around the spawn region of the server.The most important of these areas is a city named Highwater.I'm sure you've heard of it.I have.What makes Highwater so special is that it's where the vast majority of Parrot's food supplies are produced.

If we work with Cinder Crest to take Highwater over, Parrot's army will be crippled and starved to death.Alright, so you want me to... just go take this city i probably could just do it myself no all i want you to do for now is assassinate their leader i have intel that paramount x the leader of high water is returning to the city as we speak i want you to intercept him before he reaches the city and ban him as well as leave no witnesses if even a single person knows you were involved in the attack Things will escalate quickly, so it's important that you leave no witnesses.

Yeah, I heard it the first time, dawg.Also, um, don't they already know that I'm involved because we took over Merchant City?Or is that different because we didn't do that with, like, Cinder Crest?

I didn't bring you here to ask questions.Do you want to become a royal or not?

Alright, alright, chill, bro.Okay, I got it.

Also, you'll do this alone.I will allow you to use an elytra for this, but if you fly off, I will execute egg jam.One more thing.You won't find egg jam by sneaking around my castle uninvited.

Yeah, what are we doing here wait, I was just I was just like beefing with Jaden the whole time would you even go yeah, I got it

I had a meeting with um with arachnid.He gave me a mission.Oh, you need help?Uh, you know, uh arachnid said I have to do it alone for some reason.So, uh, okay Yeah, wait, do you have an ender chest I can use because he said I can use my elytra and I also need some stuff from it Uh, yeah, okay, just whatever yo, why are we still doing these missions?

We gotta find the egg.No.

Yeah, I mean I tried but he said that um He said that if, uh, I do this, then I can...I'll be made royalty, which will give me access to everywhere in the civilization, so...What?See what I'm... what?

Arachnid said you will become royalty?

Y -yeah, is that... yeah?

B -like, this quick?Like, he's... he's... just one mission, and you're gonna become royalty.That's it.

Well, two, I mean...What?Yeah, I don't...I don't know, dude.Take it up with him.

Not me, I guess.You're literally just got here.It makes no sense that you could become royalty.Like, you can't become royalty this quick.It's never happened before.No one's become royalty with only, like...

I don't know, man.Yeah, if you gotta go alone then, at least, uh, take my armor if you really wanna need it, for now.

I'll bet, I guess, uh, thank you.

I'm just plotting night vision.

Good luck, bro.

Yeah, good luck.

I need a surface where they reach high water.I have to make sure I ban all the witnesses.Are you seriously chugging apples, Austin?Ow, this is really hurting my eyes.The night vision's freaking out.Yo, I'm not letting you guys run.

That's unfortunate.Try it, okay.That's why I hate the spear.Oh, you got off your Nautilus.That isn't your friend?I guess not.

Oh my god, are you kidding me?

Citizens of the Cave Kingdom, today I bring you here for an announcement.Recently, the newest fighter in our ranks has surpassed all others, and his name is Wembu.Wembu has recently secured us an unlimited supply of firework rockets, then fought in the battle for Merchant City, and took on their entire army.And just recently, he assassinated the leader of Highwater, one of the richest cities in Parrot's Kingdom.So now, when we invade with our allies from Cinder Crest, and destroy this so -called King's Grimm over our saving, Webu, I grant you permission to use all of your items, and I grant you the title of loyalty.I now label Wenbu as my second -in -command.

Wenbu is only here to get Egg.And the first chance he gets at Egg, he's leaving, by the way.Why would you promote him to your second -in -charge?You can trust me, I'm loyal to the kingdom.Wenbu is not.

Wenbu, if Yungi doesn't get off the stage in the next 30 seconds, ban him.To Wenbu's strength, I will not only rise to be the king of the caves, but the entire server.

You're royalty now, bro.

Yeah Alright, I guess doesn't even matter.Yeah, wait, let's go.Um, dude, let's go to the let's go to the top level Cuz there's like all these like houses with the webs and stuff.Yeah, we get like a cool house now, right, dude Yeah, we get OPR mansion, dude.Young.He was trying to like flex his mansion, but now we're getting at one He's probably mad dude.

Yeah.No, he's probably I I don't know.I don't know why I arrived and made me second -in -command I I know like probably just probably probably to make you happymad for some reason but I don't know why he would want to do that also like nothing in my inventory aside from this mace so what you what you been up to uh I just like got this armor and then chopped it up with cod master for a bit god master bro how do you how do you log on to minecraft now you pick cod master 14 is your username I got you must really like cod yeah I think we just go up like one of these whoa hold on you need to have the royal shield to go here what get back if you're not royalty you're not allowed into the upper city i was told i gotta go up and like get a house i'll come back down when i'm done oh wait here i guess i've been ordered by arachnid to to show you your mansion if you want to come with me okay congratulations and welcome this is uh your mansion now you'll be living um yeah yeah you want to go inside and i'll leave you to itI don't know, but these civilization houses always are just like...It's a cool house, I guess.

Come with me, okay?Here, we can just walk.Yeah, follow me.

So these are the royal squad that we fought with in Merchant City?

Yeah.

Quiet up here.You guys even playing the game up here?Is that why you would just bother us all the time?

Listen, Arachnid wants us, okay?And we need to gear up and go ASAP.We're gonna head to the Royal Armory first, and then you'll speak with Eggshan.

Really?

It's Arachnid's orders.

Why?Why would he want that?Okay, very helpful.Thanks, man.

Alright, uh, welcome to the Armory.Uh, please get as geared up as physically possible, including shulker boxes too.Just anything you can fit in your E -chest, just fill it up.Um, this is gonna be a crazy battle, that's for sure.Battle?Yeah.

Seems pretty low -tech.

Uh -huh.

Buds, we're gonna enter now.you wouldn't mind opening the door for me.Thank you.Alright, my bro come in.You're going first.The guards are mostly all formality.

I know you could take them, but you'd be really stupid to try something right now.

Why is that?

This is true.What?I could take them.

No, clearly he was talking about me. I'm bored in here, man. I'm sorry.Yeah, have they just like had you in here?Is this an actual book?What is this location?

At least they gave me the dignities of a lectern, yo.

What even is this?Alright bro.

It's the Parmenides dialogue where Socrates gets cooked by an older Parmenides.

What the?What is that?Okay.

What?It's important, man.This is like Socrates' only L. That's not true.There's one more, but that's okay.

Yeah, anyways.

Yeah, sorry.

So you've just been here this entire time?

Yeah.It's pretty boring.I just get up, read and write.Right now I'm proofreading.Then I go to bed.That's like it.

That's prison.

Alright, well.Do you throw a stasis pearl?Or should I just kill all these guys?

I didn't just throw one, man. I threw 16 of them.What?This place is secure.Arachnid said that each individual pearl was sent to 16 unique, isolated locations.And if any of them were even tampered with, then all of them would trigger.And I would just have to be teleported to a safe - well, not even safe, just another imprisoned location.

How do you get into these situations?

Well, I just get led by a bunch of people in Netherite.and they give me a parole, and they're like, throw it here, now throw it here, and one more here, and now I'm stuck in this book.

Alright, uh, listen, Wembo, your time's up.No, no more time.Guards, open the door, please.Guards, and then this door, too.

I think they're betraying you, bro.

One of you, walk up here and click the lever above me.No.

I got you, man.

Thank you.No, Wembo, you're out.No more time.Action!Enjoy.

I'm not going to.

So, so that's it?Real real good reward for everything that I've done.

Mm -hmm.

Follow me, okay?

Look who it is.

What's even the point of me being here?

We need you.I'm gonna use your proposition.Eggshan will be freed if you complete just one more mission for me.

What is it?

You will win me the most important battle in the history of the server.

Everyone.

Alright, this is everyone.Oh, we got every buff in the game.Wait, we should just fly in.Let's go, Wembo.I've been here once.Oh well, looks different.

We fought here.Alright, I see a giant crowd of people, so I'm gonna drop a bomb on them.I dropped another, watch out.

Hey, bro!

Wait, any diamond people we're supposed to kill, I think.

Yo, Wembo, are you here?

Wait, are you, are you, you're like, yeah, okay, I think we're allies.Alright sure.I did not mean to go that high up.You just watching the battle?Oh?

Why is he here bro?Where are you?What is wrong with you?You just blew yourself up.What's wrong with you?The city is gone.

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Let's go.Let's go.Let's go.Let's go.Let's go.Let's go.

Let's go.Let's go.Let's go.Let's go.Let's go.Let that's trying to remain anonymous is hunting down Egg Jed.

Look, if you're coming to ask for my help, I understand that I'm the king of the server.I'm sorry, I don't have time.

Oh, what's good, Wemboo?

You get out!Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!Dio, Dio, I'm dead, I need help, I need help, I need help!Take a stack of pearls, it's on the ground!Oh my god.I can't, I can't, I literally can't.

Terran's army did not stand a chance!It was insane, it was a slaughter!

Yeah, we genuinely just slaughtered them all.I keep seeing death messages in chat.Do we know where this is?I think it's just a couple stragglers.Wow.There's a lot of nether right here.

We actually did Cinder Crest's dirty work for them I came in and cleaned up everything listen to me all of you If you join this server before Parrot put that crown on his head, then I am not your enemy.He is.You guys remember what this server used to be?When Capital City had enough food?This city is responsible for producing the majority of food that supplies Parrot's kingdom.And now, Parrot will have no choice but to watch his kingdom starve or to surrender.

When Cinder Crest inevitably takes over this server, those who join us will be spared.

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