2 Minecraft Pros VS 1000 Players

On the Unstable SMP, I'm about to fight an army of 1000 players all at the same time, with my only ally in the coming battle being my mace, you can pass by me. OH MY GOD I JUST DID A NASTY COMBO! But to understand why Flamefrags and I would ever team up, and why a thousand players would even hunt us in the first place, we need to go back to before the battle even began. You see for the past month on the Unstable SMP, I've completely faked my death, going

under a false identity. Because ever since I became the strongest player when I defeated Flamecracks in battle, I've had nothing left to do. But Flame never believed that I was truly dead. So he spent a month hunting me down, systematically draining all of my items and resources, eventually obtaining undeniable proof that I was still alive and of my true identity. All so he could have a rematch with me, in order to determine once and for all who the strongest player of the unstable SMP truly is. Okay well I just spent like the last 3 days getting all my resources drained by parry so. Yeah I don't care. People believe you're stronger than me because you used your chungus

mace and your stupid nukes to beat me. Yeah well I kinda am. No you're not. If you really think you're the strongest, like you said, right? The strongest will win no matter what. Well, I guess you're right.

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♪♪ Oh, bro, just gonna sit up here for 20 seconds while the slow fall tries to wait

to outcrack.

Thank you, bro.

Thank you.

No, thank you.

30 for you.

All right, we'll play the long game. Dude, come on.

Come down here and fight, bro. You're the one using friggin slow falling.

Yeah, because you wouldn't know why you're using stupid. You didn't use slow falling last time! OP loot. OP loot, thank you bro.

Bro!

Delicious.

How did I just see a message?

Yeah, what?

Okay.

Dude, I love slow falling! I love slow falling!

I love slow falling!

Dude, it's not my fault that you're using it! You're the one using it!

It is your fault!

Just put the maze down and that you're using it. It's your fault Hey, so buddy, there's like 50 people outside of here what I don't see I thought you wanted to die

Hello

Okay, so we're fighting oh so this is you so you're just one Okay so I thought I didn't take you for

I didn't take you as one for a liar

Bro oh my god

What?

These are lawmen

Lawmen?

Okay so you're still I I'm I'm not Attacking you I guess we're still Fighting them. Yes, we are!

Oh my god, no.

Uh, hey, so there's like, a lot of them.

Oh my god, dude.

Good to see you.

Yeah, kill Flame! Kill Flame!

How are you-

Okay, so they're also killing me!

You're alive?

You see, before I did the whole fake death thing I kind of maybe sort of blew up lettuce case entire law base. So my It's raining. Sorry these guys it's raining. Oh, so you're a taxi as well. Wait, what did I do to you?

I did do that. Oh

Yo, blame you okay now, do you want to put the fight on hold bro? Um sure. And

what the? Oh my god. I'm also shocked that you're alive. I thought it'd be too good that

you just vanished. Are we just killing them? Yeah just just kill. Okay, this is like a really confined space though.

What the hell? Alright guys.

Holy.

Oh, I just definitely maced you.

Did you?

Are you trying to kill me, dog?

No, I'm not.

Alright, you should be faithful now. Oh, I just definitely maced you. Did you? Are you trying to kill me, dog?

No, I'm not!

Alright, you should be faithful to the view.

I am black. Dude, my braves! Dude, there's like 1500 entities here or something. Were you gonna use this on me?

Uh, yeah.

Ooh.

I wouldn't take that.

Oh my god. Okay, yo, let's just run dude. Like do we even care about killing these people? Yo, are you OK? But we're just going to like burn materials if we want to actually fight.

Let's just run.

You sure, Doug? I don't know.

Yes, just leave. Just leave. Just leave. What are they going to do? Follow us. Yeah. Oh, you're who set that up?

Hurry up.

Oh, my God. This really we all do. This is another way y'all do it, right? Y'all? I like why is there like a guy that just gives money to share like I'm Please just... Oh my god that actually worked! Oh, so why are we killing me?

I'm not even related to this flame frags, whatever.

What I do?

My original HQ.

I mean, I didn't in fact do that, but I mean.

And you've wiped out entire cities? Yeah, you're a real stand up guy.

Where did that pearl go? Bye! button I this is genuinely just the obsidian dome this is stupid Dude. There it-! Wow, I'm just like fully out of everything. There is no way we're seriously doing this still. Oh my god, dude.

Like... Alright.

Now we can resume. So do we not want to handle the giant army first?

They're not here, are they? Let's fight.

Dude. And of course you have a Riptide Trident also.

Like, why do I even try?

God, what the fuck?

Shrieks, bro, you wanna come down?

Erbal? Oh my god, what the f**k? Shrieks bro, you wanna come down? I'm bottled

Dude, I should've knew you were this imbev dude bro, when you spam those The web bubble demon

The Mayfly of demons.

Yeah well I don't have any rockets so it's a little challenging. I think the army's coming back because I saw a lead message

You know, it's just group restock bro group restock. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm killing you now Wow, I don't even really have much stuff in my chest.

Oh, cool. um hey guys what are we doing? yeah so genius we started fighting again and then they just came here like what did you

expect to happen?

wait so what are we doing?

oh my god. Someone went up there. Like, why me? Why me?

Why me out of everyone that's still alive, flame? What do you mean, why you? Can we just let- Can you kill someone so we can get some gear? Can you kill someone? I have no strength. I do nothing.

I have no strength.

I have no strength.

I have no strength.

I have no strength. Can we just let me get some gear can you kill someone I

Have no strength I do nothing

Yes, yes, I want strength please don't let me get strength can I get strength oh My god, I hate you I

Was right next to you. Pot, pot, pot, pot. Thank you.

Guys, you're both beautiful. They have like tough gear.

Yo, relax.

Yeah, I need the boots. Okay, you just took them.

Oh my god. Where are the boots?

Prop 2?!

That's terrible! I don't care about his people.

Oh no, that's prop 4, I was on break. Flame, can we just run gonna take more than an invis- Flame, can we just run back the fight in like a- Shut up! Can we just run back the invis- Like, I can't even talk now, look what you did!

Flame, can we just run back the fight, like, at a better location, uninterrupted please?

Dude, I mean, we alone? Bro, I already gave you an option, but...

Oh, this server really did not like that one. Oh, that's why we're lagging. That's why we're lagging.

That killed one person? Really? One person died? No, that's just fantastic. You know what, dude, screw this. I decided to just run away from the battle with Flame and the law and everyone, but at this point, the damage had already been done. Since not only do Flame Frags and Lettuce K now know that I'm actually alive, but literally all of these lawmen that were at the fight, and even if I somehow killed all of them, there's just no way that would happen without at least one of them escaping. So it was safe to say that my fake identity was pretty fried. And even after all of my adventures though, I still had no idea what

I wanted to do on the server. I felt like I was in the same place I was one month ago

before I even faked my death.

Yo, Wimboo.

There is no way we're doing this.

Hey, bro.

Bro.

Oh my God, I'm gonna lose my mind. It's fine, bro. Where are you going? Hey, bro. All right, you ready to fight now?

No, I'm not ready to fight now.

What do you think is going to happen if we start fighting again? Dude, we went so far that there's no way.

Bro, lettuce said he was finding you somehow.

Hey bro. Dude, seriously, can we not just like deal with the lettuce first and then fight?

Dude.

Dude, he's gonna run away. Come on, bro. Just come find me, bro. Okay, but lettuce is gonna pull up again and then interrupt us, but we're gonna have even less gear this time. Oh my God.

You're just gonna run. Yo, stop stop stop. Okay, I'm not running. Look, I'm not running. I'm not running. I'm not running. Oh my God. Like what is? Oh my God. Why is lettuce even trying to hunt you in the first place, bro. I don't even know dude. I Don't even know bro. He's just randomly Resummoned and then it's start hunting me for like I don't of course bro. It's just I don't need I don't even a fully understand Like what my craft smells haunted player

Not gonna break. No, why like thank you, bro. Thank you. You're welcome, bro. Yeah, they might pull up soon.

Oh my good.

Why don't we, all right, genius idea here. Okay.

So why don't we kill Lettuce and then we can fight? I mean, I guess there's no choice. I I mean it wouldn't be much of a fight to kill you right now well I mean I mean you would probably do this but look at what you have okay I still doesn't matter I still beat you yeah you're funny you're extremely fun what do you mean you're extremely funny?

I was winning before lettuce pulled up.

That's not even true.

What do you mean that's not even true?

I popped you.

I popped you in the first five seconds of our fight.

Dude, that's not even true. For one, that's not even true. What do you mean it's not good

Yeah, you suck. All right, the best you're not good at the game like what what dude, okay?

Okay

What?

Three gear and take care of lettuce

And then we can fight

Okay, so we take care of lettuce and I'll be here. That sounds like fun. Oh my god. Sure my god sure take your take your win charges buddy thank you thank you if we're gonna take out lettuce in uh you just come to my base like he lives like a hundred blocks away from it so I'm oh wait why don't you live a hundred blocks away from your base he's so weird he he waited till I went to the nether one day and just like Genuinely orchestrated a hundred players to build it. I don't know. He's a weird. He built a massive base next to mine It's the way let's start. Let's start up tiding. We have like a really long way to go

Well, I'm waiting for you to catch up so we can have a dialogue. I could I could go further faster than you see.

Yeah, catch up, buddy.

Whatever. I was trying to have a dialogue, a little bit of conversation. Yeah, I was a lettuce was I guess when I was invisible now,

because now lettuce and all those people.

Yeah. Doesn't like everyone know who you are and how so many people just saw you. Oh, I guess I guess they do that was like you money people and lettuce thanks man like yeah why did you even do this to begin with like go invisible bro I was bored bro you're bored like wait why don't we make another portal it could have not been that boring bro if we go in and then this dude or dad I mean you can try but like if we had into Nether with this dude, we're dead. I mean, we can try, but if we get spotted in the Nether, we're dead.

I'm not even gonna lie. Yeah, right, yeah. Yeah, no, Lettuce was hunting me also for like, I think he's, I think Bro's trying to be the big crime enforcer of the server. Yeah, he's been trying to do that for a while now, and it was like five of them but like now he generally has like hundreds of players wait so what crimes have you even committed oh I don't even remember what I've done yeah exactly bro you're

not a real criminal like me well my goal is it to be a criminal exactly which means you're worse than me that doesn't mean anything it means you're worse than me. That doesn't mean anything. It means you're worse than me. That just means you have no honor in your life either. It means I'm better than you at being a criminal. Where is your base? Oh wait, I know where that is. It's raining, let's go! Oh my god! Since it had started raining, we were able to riptide fly, allowing us to travel much, much faster than before. I've been to eternal darkness.

What?

Hello? So my trident's about to break. Are we almost there?

I can't hear you. Thank you, man.

Thank you. We should be really, really, really close.

Oh, crap.

Oh, wait, is this your mesa? Yeah. This is the flame frag space not mine anymore I guess not just mine anymore I just don't know you mean why cuz the wall lives here with me just kick him out yeah easier said than done oh yeah my bad forgot that you were a bit weaker than me yeah whatever oh not like see their base. Oh, oh, yeah. I didn't know we were approaching for this side Loki. Okay, um

We need to be careful, oh, let's just go around like up here. Okay so if we just pull up there and slaughter them all then like we can I Mean, it's not really cuz they're spread across the server. Oh my god Really like everywhere. Yeah I've cleared out their entire base like once and like we just got attacked today So like obviously didn't do nothing and I think there's low-key more people there like at the attack we had. Oh, yeah

I see some amount of people I wiped out Yeah, there's some people on the walls. Oh my God, so annoying.

So there's no point in even how I fell down the hole.

My God. Yeah, there's no point of. Attacking their base. Who is placing water? Someone has water down there. Yeah, just be very careful.

I don't know what. Let's just go this way. This should be OK. Oh my God. very bro. I'm not built like that. So wait, let us lives in that base though. Right? Yeah. He lives. He lives. Yeah. He literally lives right there, bro. All right. So my base is like a hundred blocks away. Oh, we're just doing this.

Like, okay. What if we just like pull up there and just like,

take care of lettuce then?

Oh,

I mean, we can go there and we can try and and kill him but it never really works. Never really works yeah well that's because I haven't tried to kill him yet. Yeah whatever and if you do kill him I'm gonna just say like it's bad looks but I mean we don't have nothing to do. What do you mean it's bad looks? I mean like you're probably not gonna be allowed to trade in Merchant City anymore like.

Oh no. Yeah I don't know where you're gonna get gear buddy there's a lot of actual a lot of places that like lettuce I'm just like funny everyone likes him apparently I've been living off the mafia stash for like months okay you don't look very rich bro you look well yeah well I'm at the end of the stash so yeah so you need to have trading

Oh, hey, I remember it here Kinda what do you mean? Kind of I don't think we ran through here. Oh, I ran I ran through here Uh, okay, don't kill us, please Well, how am I gonna get out? No, the only way I can get out is if I win burst off them with my mace. Okay, kill one of them. All right

I said one Hey, so isn't this literally the first place that Lettuce's army would look for you after we escaped? Um, he doesn't really come here actually. I mean, maybe he might come here. Like I think he's kind of scared to come here, which is funny. Um, you never really know.

All right, let's just, I think I forgot to put them on. Thank god no one stole them. I would have won. Poor Sam. Alright, what gear do you have? Oh, you have one other, right? Okay. I just need like strength potions. I just have like no strength. I have like pretty much...

Oh, and fireworks. Like, do you have gunpowder? Not... Here's some strength. and fireworks. Like you have gunpowder.

Much. Here's some strength. The other will bearing with this bro.

What I needed. I need a shoulder. I needed it.

No.

Oh web.

I take some webs. No, don't touch my stash. All right, fine. I need this gunpowder though. Yo, dude, I'm going to kill you. Well, I need the gunpowder though. Yo, dude, I'm gonna kill you. Well, I need the gunpowder!

Like you could.

Like you could. Dude.

Yo, where's your sugar cane at? Dude, it's outside. Can I take this long strength? You don't even use long strength anyways. Yeah, you can take the long strength. I normally get that from the people I kill.

From the people I kill. From the people you kill. Yup.

My inventory is like so cooked. So you just like swan all over my base. Dude I am.

Oh. The boost for room.

Never had the chance.

The boost for throne.

Can I make a room? No, you for throne. Can I make a room?

No, you're the last person to make a room in my base. Ha ha ha ha. This is a cool shield.

I'm taking these carrots. Dude, sure, I don't need them. Oh yeah, I don't even think you realized, but that's like seven armor sets.

Yeah, no, I actually did realize, but thanks.

Oh, okay. Alright, I'm gonna, I'm taking some of your sugar canes. I want rockets again. Okay. Hey, so remember how I said that this was literally the first place they were gonna look?

Flame. Flame.

Flame.

So remember how I said this was literally the first place I was going to look? Is he actually here? Yes.

Okay, wait, let me get some.

Oh my God.

One health. Are they just attacking you? Yeah, one health.

Wait, let me craft rockets, please.

Oh, not just him.

Not just him.

What did I do?

Why? I'm not going to die. you yeah wait let me grab rockets please oh not just him I told you this was the first place that they were gonna look oh my god are we are we just taking this okay I think we're just taking this well we could just run again oh my god macing big groups is so annoying

what do you mean find all these people?

You win the hearts of the people.

What?

Like, while you guys have been killing, fighting each other or whatever, I've actually been

making bold moves.

Bold moves.

Bold moves.

You sound so stupid, bro.

Join me, join me. And I'll leave the rest to you. I'm actually making bold moves. Bold moves. Bold moves.

You sound so stupid, bro.

Join me, join me.

Like.

And I'll be pulling up with me and not you, so.

Someone's here.

They're generally getting beat so bad.

Yeah.

Except I can't hit a stun slam, but it's chill though.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I hope these don't get split. Of course not.

The mere fraction of my strength.

The mere fraction?

Right.

Yeah!

Huh.

Dude it's like putting through butter.

It's like putting through butter

You just always there But I was it oh

Dude yeah, they're actively like ignoring me and running to you. Why are you threatening me? Nice.

I mean, I will say you being alive makes me a little suspicious.

Thank you, bro.

I assume...

Actually, I don't even need to nuke.

Flame, I was going to ask if I can nuke, but I really don't think I need it.

You got it, team. You're doing great. Flame I was gonna ask if I can nuke but I really don't think I need it

You're doing great. They're they're all dying. Why are you just like lying to them?

I guess. Oh that guy just got boat out of the way. Oh

This is so much nicer when they're just like ignoring me and focus on you. Because I can just like, yeah, it's always happens to me. It must not. Oh, oh.

Yeah, give me a hand, folks.

So this is the big bad lettuce that you were fighting flame.

Yeah, I just thought twice when there's two people

and I don't have a cheap mace.

That is true.

Get out of my way! Lettuce, you couldn't have given your goons at least a little experience? Thank goodness for the turtle meat Lettuce, you couldn't have given your goons like at least a little experience? That's the valuable growth Can't hand that out like it's candy

You just don't care about them then, huh? You mace Lettuce, get this guy away from me

Wait, you having trouble with him?

He's annoying.

I got turtles, but it's not happening.

I'm out of...

Get away.

Now speak up, share with the clan.

Ha!

They're just running around, they're scared!

Ha ha ha! Yo, get in there there bro, don't look at me.

Oh my god dude.

Yo get in there bro, get in there. It might just be me guys, but I feel like there's less of us than before.

Kill the stragglers. Oh what the heck?

Oh I ran out of charge in my stack and just like put on someone's pants. Oh you broke my helmet what the heck man really really really really like you thought that was a good idea Whatever. Are y'all playing P-Fast or A-Combat or Strength?

Nevermind. I didn't need it. Kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me. Huh, well this was a lot easier than I expected.

Yeah, when there's two people and one of them is cheating. Or maybe I just make the big difference. It means... It means anything. Night night!

Oh.

And all your goons are dead.

Oh.

Really? Hey bro.

Just kill him.

Just kill him.

You're outwebbed him.

What's crazy is that you think this is over

what? how is it not?

you're dead

no, no

you think that it's skill or firepower that makes you strong?

yes

no it's skill No wrong, bro. I just killed him. I just killed him. Listen, bro. You control the people, you control everything. You lost all your people, so. You think that's all my people? Y'all still aren't taking me seriously.

Yes, we're not.

But all I'll say is that, you guys, this is never going to end. As long as you two still exist, I'll still be chasing you down. Why me?

What are you doing? You know, yes, we're not well all I'll say is that this is this is you guys is never gonna end

As long as you two still exist, I'll still be chasing you down. Why me what I do Thank you blame not me Look I might be running right you left me flame

I'm running right now. I'm running right now, but one day it'll be the other way. Don't care, bro. You're not living to see another day.

I'm just saying, man.

No, no one's truly, no one's truly unbreakable.

At least we can agree on something.

That's all.

If that's it, that's all you say. That's all you have to take away. I guess there's not much I can do.

BOOM! MOVE!

We're gonna be seeing a lot of each other.

Yup. Oh, I missed.

Oh, okay.

Wait, oh wait, I can chase him! I don't have rockets, Flame! I don't have- Oh, it's raining, it's raining.

Hey buddy.

Hey buddy. Hey buddy.

I literally just hit him. Yeah but not with the mace. Oh my, hey so my trident broke. I can't.

Okay. Man I really wish I had rockets. Oh, I'm out of this attack.

Oh, I'm going to. Are you stupid?

No, you knew that was me. Yeah, I did. Yeah, my trident broke my trident on five. Well, I mean, we know where he lives. You make a boat? Oh yeah, wait, why don't we just go back to his house?

I don't have any wood.

Oh my god, I don't either.

Alright, get in.

Yeah, I'm in bro.

It's stopping me from killing you right now.

The fact that I'd kill you first.

But you're funny bro you won the one time and you think you're good I don't think I'm good but I mean I am better than you that means you got it got it I heard it I heard it all with that. Just that right there. I don't even hear it.

Alright.

How did I get roped into this? I don't know anything. You're asking the wrong guy, to be honest. Well, I'm actually asking the right guy because

you're actually the only other person that lettuce is hunting.

I mean, how about we go ask him him he's right up here all right wait wait wait before you try and go though uh low-key don't think it's a good idea we just try and walk up in here like yeah I just got a massive rain drop so I feel like there's gonna be a million players here yeah I don't want to fight right now to be honest I never took you for a for a stealth for a stealth guy stealth or sneaky I mean when it when it when when the time comes, it doesn't really matter here.

Okay. All right. I get invis, I guess. I guess I could have fought it with you, but I'm not used to sharing potions. All right. All right, are we taking off our armor

or we're kind of like- Oh, we're just going full incognito. All right, let's go full incognito. All right, let's go. I mean, incognito. If we blindly walk in there, it's no point of him this because no one wears another right besides like, what am I in? It just go mission start.

I'm impatient. I'm going to make a small house. I'm going to make a small house. I'm going to make a small house. I'm going to make a small house.

I'm going to make a small house. What the? I'm now coming to the realization that I don't actually know where this building is. Oh, maybe it's the massive building in the center of the base. You know, I feel like that. Yeah, that that makes sense.

What did the?

Bro is completely unguarded. Hey bro!

Yeah, that end of his stuff isn't necessary. You can just knock next time.

Oh, it was Flames idea. I don't really know where he ended up. Oh, you're already talking? Oh, I don't need to use...

I saw y'all walking in, but...

What?

There is no way you saw me walking in. I'm the master of stealth. You didn't see me, you're a liar. Hey man, look, whatever helps you...

What does that do for you?

Uh, yeah, we can kill you. Yeah, like, why aren't we killing him?

Yeah, wait, why aren't we doing that?

I missed. I didn't miss that time

Who that you can leave oh you can beat down

All right, wait, actually don't, wait. Actually don't leave. Don't look at my cards.

Yeah, so what do you want?

Bro, I want your axolotls. I want you to stop freaking trying to kill me. No, don't take my, don't take my Cedric's bro. Bro, how many times do I have to beat you bro?

So many times just to beat me? Sorry, sorry. Sorry, I got Beavis and Butthead in my office right now. Give me a second.

How many times do I have to beat you for you to just keep... Like, how many times do I have to beat you? Like, can you just leave me alone? Like, you've been following me around and I've been beating you every single time. Like, have you not realized you can't kill me yet?

Like, are you not realized you can't kill me yet? Like, are we not doing it here? Yeah, why am I roped into this now also?

You blow up entire cities just when, like, they disagree with you.

I would never.

You reduce Capital City to rubble. You reduced the first law base. Why do you think people call this the new law base?

I have no recollection of that.

Because of you!

I actually do remember witnessing um, lettuce and the rubble laying down in the sand.

Yeah, yeah, but you know what? Well you, then while you two were spending all your time chasing each other, I got stuff done and I bounced back.

Okay, so why am I, what did I do?

Yeah, what did Little Flamey do?

You're just a horrible person.

I'm a horrible person?

Like this is just a straight up.

What have I done? What have I done? Yeah, what did little flame me do just a horrible person

What have I done generally what have I done I've changed my way it's a bit Yeah, I know you have to throw that in at the last second

You kill for no reason like you. You get enjoyment out of it. That's not true. I mean, OK, well, we do not know you claim everything's in the name of vengeance, but you don't hesitate to draw your sword.

This water is really annoying.

I don't kill anybody.

And people will try and kill me like you. We just killed like an army of 70 people.

Not that you tried to kill me. That's self defense.

I don't I didn't vote for them, they voted for me. Oh, whatever keeps you stupid.

So when you sent me, so actually when you sent me

and all my friends to die to Wimboo, that was... That was old times. That was a good cause. I'm a new man now.

I've changed, that's what you want, I've changed. All right, I'm kind of bored of talking, let's kill him you kill me like nothing nothing changes you know you're dead is it that's the big no no no you guys there's a whole chain of

command right if I die the next why is there a chain of command we're in

Minecraft oh he is he is kind of right I do remember meeting the deputy there's

all sorts of people waiting to take over for me Well, look it's just cuz there's different ways to be strong and for me. It's through reputation Okay, so what how does it stop me from killing? What about killing you like I'm just not under you wanna you're right

If you kill me you break connections with hundreds and hundreds of people civilizations Wouldn't be good looks

Can you stop playing with bugs and... sorry.

It's not good looks to be...

I break connections with people.

You know, Capital City, the merchants.

But no one likes me because I kill you. Like, who's taking...

Yeah. Is that good, buddy?

No way people will rob you that hard.

Why do you think I'm so... There's a reason I feel so fine about calling myself the sheriff now. Even if you kill me, there's always a new leader, and there's always just another army waiting. And actually, there's one on the way right now, since I'm currently-

HOW?!

They're on the way now?

What do you mean now?

Yeah, yeah.

So what do you want to do?

You want to fight another army? And chances are that one, this one's stronger than that rag tag crew I brought earlier. So what do you want?

What do you want?

Okay. Can we just like, dude, these armies are never gonna, I don't know why you think it's a good idea to try and fight the two strongest players on the server.

Like these armies of little little John's are never gonna do anything to us. Yeah, they're not beating one and then two right here Look the point the fact of the matter is I'm not stopping until you submit or become a prisoner in my conscious

I can't let you go or until you run out of people. Well, that's not happening. All right, you know what? I have a better idea

Yeah, why don't we just save us all a lot of time? Or until you run out of people. Well, that's not happening. All right. You know what? I have a better idea. Yeah. Why don't we just save us all a lot of time? Would you ever mind? Talk to me.

Every time I'm trying to make it so he doesn't hunt us anymore.

I'm just trying to be civilized. She will occurs.

Yeah, we can be civilized here. I'll take off my helmet to mask you as well. I you gather all of your law members not like 20% not whatever percentage the army was every single member of law and we'll fight and

When we kill them all you're completely out of members because we can expedite this little game of cat and mouse That sound good to you

Every single member

How many as many people as you need they don't even have to be a person walk. I don't care. We'll kill them all

That's great, that's quite the offer.

Well, you come on, you're backing down now?

No, we'll make it interesting.

Yeah.

Deal.

Come fight us. We'll kill them all. And then we'll finally deal with you and Flame and I can do whatever.

All right, we get him.

You want to kill me?

Fine.

Yeah.

We'll see how that goes.

Well, you're kill me? Fine! Yeah. We'll see how that goes.

Well, you're gonna just die.

So.

We'll see where you stand.

Hell yeah!

I'm gonna craft some freaking firework rockets. Cause I'm tired of not being able to fly properly. As well as rockets would be essential for the upcoming fight. If Flame and I were really gonna be fighting be fighting lettuce's entire army at once, we figured that we would probably need some more equipment. Oh, hey, all this stuff is still here.

Well, actually, we should, um, we pick some of this up. Yeah, let's look these potions because these will be really good. Oh, this stuff might be falling really soon. We should probably- Okay, yeah, wait. Just cycle it as fast as you can. Some of those guys had shulkers, so I'm just putting it in shulkers. Yeah, the gaps in the potions, I feel like, low-key, this armor is kind of trash. We could sell it. Oh, it's all deleting. No. I'm trying to get the gaps. Dude, no, just cycle through it so much stuff. How do they how do they even like produce all of these items?

Are we agreeing to pull together our items just for this?

Yeah, but keep yours on that side, so we don't match them.

All right. All right. All right.

How do you have that much gap?

So, um, I've been to some strange places. For what I could actually organize these or I could just be lazy about it and not do that. Which is what I think I'm going to do. Do you know anywhere we could get XP? You see, the most important PVP material is bottles of enchanting, since you can use it with the mending enchantment to repair your armor.

Unfortunately though, on the unstable SMP there are no villagers, which is one of the only ways of getting them, so they're incredibly rare. Or I would have. Okay, I have an idea. But uh, well, you know what, we'll just do it. It's fine. What are we about to do? I don't know. If it's your ideas, we're gonna get into some some evil activities. Oh my god. What can we possibly be doing this evil evil on activity here Joel my private voice chat

group. Okay, so there's capital city come with me. Oh, I received name tags. But what even? Okay, we're going to the black market. Oh, I've never I've never heard of this before.

Okay, yeah, yeah, it's right here. Um, what am I? What am I looking at? We're gonna rob this place, so we don't really need to be courteous. I just should open it. All right, so I think I broke their super secret and secure door. Oh, I screwed.

Oh, OK. OK, so what is-

Come down.

Okay, why are there people trapped underneath the- They might just be fixing the door genuinely. They're just down there. Yeah, who knows bro. Alright, I have a genius plan to get us a bunch of XP. Alright, get ready. Why is this corridor so long? Oh my god.

Yeah, what the-

I knew! What? How many times have you been here? Oh my god. Why is this corridor so long? Oh my god. Yeah, what the?

I've never...

What? How many times have you been here?

I've actually never been here.

I've only heard about this place.

Oh.

So I look, you don't even know. Oh, so you have no idea what this is? I just know that people sell like rare items down here and it's somehow illegal, but I'm not 100% sure something to do with taxes dude look they're all like trading and stuff how peaceful and calm you got any you got any blocks all right this is a robbery all right

I saw some people with XP give give us all your items Do you want to die? Actually, I was gonna hit someone else all right everyone get in an orderly line And I'm robbing you all you see flame frags And I are the strongest players after all so we're pretty feared by everyone else. No way they're actually lining up.

See bro, this is what real aura is. Okay, you're just picking up- Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. Alright, you bro, you, you. All of it, all your XP. Alright, we gotta make an example out of someone.

That's what's gonna happen if you don't give the XP.

You just picked it up.

No, come on, come on.

Yeah.

Some way they keep picking it up.

I have one XP from all of that. No, you're dying, dude. Oh, half these people don't even have voice chat. That's why you all of it. All of it.

All of it. We need it all.

Every last bottle, every last bottle.

Blame. We need it all every last bottle every last bottle blame

This is why you just got to like kill people when they stop doing stuff. Okay, you're killing me Yeah, you're right we look you are you drop it all of it all of your Yeah, okay here yo drop it. You, I see you. You just threw it on me. No bro, you die. Yo, drop that. Buddy. Buddy. You, all your items. Yo, drop it, drop it, drop it. You, all your XP. Yo, drop, drop. Bro, I don't want to kill you bro. Oh, oh, dude. They're genuinely just like wasting it.

And they're picking it up. They're picking it up and they're wasting it. You're just killing, you don't need to kill them. Yes I do, they keep picking them up and wasting it. I wouldn't kill them if they were just listening.

Okay, does anyone else have xp? No, this guy still has stuff.

Yo, drop the rest.

Yeah, yeah, but you're punching me.

Yo, you're punching me, bro.

Buddy. I don't want to kill anyone. Come on. Drop it, drop it.

Drop your XP.

All of it, all of it, all of it, all of it, all of it, all of it. Yo, I think I've banned like five people who just did not have XP. XP.

Anyone else?

Thank you. See, now they listen to me though. If I just kill anyone that even like tries hiding XP, they just drop it so much faster without like any resistance. It's just like, it's a little disrespectful to be off handing it at least. No, I saw you.

I saw you.

Just kill them, Flame.

Okay.

Damn bro, whatever. Trying to put the killing behind me a little bit. Yeah, well I tried doing that and it didn't really work out, so. Anyone got breeze rods? Any breeze rods?

Yo, I'll pay for the breeze rods.

I'll actually pay.

Drop that. actually pay drop that yo okay don't drop it yo drop it I don't even know why you try bro fighting me the hero of the village bro I'm feeling pretty good about our hall yo why are they following us are they about to stand up for themselves. Run! Get out! Okay, thank you for, oh, dude, hey, don't hit me, bro. Okay, there actually are like capital city guards near here though.

We should probably get going. Yeah, let's get, let's get, let's get going. Let's go to Merchant City. We headed to the largest trading town on the Unstable SMP, Merchant City. Since there are some items that weren't sold in the black market that we'll need for this fight. It's usually

pretty heavily guarded, but today we were able to just kind of waltz in. Welcome to the finest establishment in all of Merchant City. Um, um, yo what's good? Yo can I get some good eats? Okay, I can't eat this okay why are we here what even is this I get some goodies the finest establishment all of Merchant City why is there a pig at the bottom of it cuz it's called the hot hog so this dude has been sitting here for how long ever see everyone knows that like when you when you like

need something like strange and suspicious, you sit in a tavern in the corner and then you just wait. Are we serious? Why don't we just look around?

I mean, okay.

I wanted to find someone who sells netherite, but it's usually not sold in the city. Okay, I have a genius idea on how to get my netherite. So these mansions have like really rich people in them. Oh, okay. Hey, bro, knock knock. I see your name tag.

I know you're online. Hey, bro.

Yeah.

What are you guys doing at my house?

Hey, you're fitted up.

Um, yeah, so I'm here to propose a trade offer.

Man of good taste. Um. And I'm the richest in this market.

All right. Yeah. All right. Yeah, so could you sell me some netherite? I need uh, I need four netherite ingots well What is a guy like you need netherite? Doesn't matter. I mean, I don't think you need it and and I need something way more valuable So if you don't have it, you can just leave. What what do you? Touch skill. Sorry. You have

books Sorry, you have books Mending why I mean I am I am ending armor me here

I'll give you I'll give you a full set of netherite mending armor for for another right ingots. Okay? Okay?

I think we can do a trill

Well, why are you acting hesitant? I just gave you like the best deal of your life Hey, man, I have everything I want in this house. Yeah, except for mending clearly Are you got the you got the Indian? I said mention? Dusty, yeah, I don't do business of people who diss me. Well, I'm not the one trading here. Am I? You give me you give me two pieces of armor, oh I could just kill you if you scan me so arts out Doc, you know, that's a good point.

It's a pleasure to do business.

And your chains aren't trash by the way.

HAHAHAHA!

I'm gonna lob that in there.

Alright, get this kid.

Oh, I need cards. Flamin' I still needed a few more items. Specifically, I needed gunpowder and paper for firework rockets. so I traded a few more of my armor sets for a shoulder full of those materials. I then made a detour to an abandoned trial chamber and grinded out some breeze rods for wind charges.

And then I headed back to Flame's base in order to ready myself for the upcoming battle. have I have three and a little bit of XP stacks that is okay I have like a lot more but I low-key deserve more because I'm on the ground and I'm sure so naturally you know the the weaker player would need more XP I mean naturally the player who plays here compared to the dude that's flying in the air what does that what is being fair have to do with how strong someone is because you're not a true fighter you just a dude I don't care about being a true fighter I'm stronger you're not

stronger well I clearly am strange you're having this objective no no it's not it's actually like one of the most objective things and I feel like how strong you are using a weapon that can once have against a dude that's on the ground yeah where's your smithing table at? What a pro. Oh, I think it's in here.

Over there. OK.

You have a do you have an XP farm?

I have a web farm.

Oh my God. I forgot about upgrade templates.

Let's see.

Can you draw me some pearls? Yo, Little John. What?

Can you draw pearls? Pearls.

Yeah, give me a sec.

Yeah.

Okay, whatever.

All right, I think I'm fully geared.

Let me double check. I think I'm fully geared. Uh, let me just double check. I think I'm fully geared too. I need to eat something for OP saturation.

Yeah.

I'll just eat this.

Where are we supposed to go?

Are we just going to like their base? Uh, I mean like they pretty much find us anywhere, so I'm sure we could probably go anywhere and they'll find us.

Yes, they might have traps.

Yeah, we go somewhere that they know so I would just pick somewhere that's like good

to fight overall.

I'm glad Noah's spot. Noah's spot?

Where are we going and like why don't we just like ripside? I mean it is great.

Bro, because there's so much more aura coming in minecarts bro.

Who's gonna see us coming?

Where are we going? Realistically how many people do you think the law will have? Like you told them to bring everyone but like when did that? Well they had an army of like 60 at your base and then let us said there was another army on the way Probably so Matt probably be another 50, but we killed one of them probably about like a couple hundred people You know, we if we rip-tied it we would probably be there already yeah, but the army's not here. So what would we be doing?

Waiting Exactly. So just enjoy this beautiful dude. You can play clash royale in the minecart. Yeah, but like I'm this is like low-key We're moving so it's like it's more dangerous to play clash royale. I'm more dangerous What if they what if there's a pit like a car trap at the end of this and then we fall into our wall I'm watching out for it. So don't worry bro Yeah, I'm so civil

Well, you're the you're the one who was hunting me down to fight me again, so Yeah, what does that mean? That means that I I already beat you. I'm satisfied. You're the one who wanted to fight me again, you're not in any danger. Buddy bro, you're running from me this whole time. That's why I made you fake your identity. You really think I care about you that much to dodge a fight against you? I mean, originally when I beat you, you were searching the entire globe for me.

And then you blew a hole in my base. Yeah, I should kill you for that right now. You blew a hole in my base.

That's why I moved.

Like you could. Oh, I definitely can. And I definitely will. At some point. When we get done with this, we take our little fight.

I definitely will. Sure, yeah, I mean, I'll beat you again. Be honest right now. If you weren't using your Mason your Elytra and it was a sword base kit and we're using the same exact inventory who would win? You probably. And why is that? Because we would what?

Why would I be? Oh I'm better than you. Yeah at melee. So I'm better than you. Yeah at melee. So I'm better than you.

Yeah at melee.

Oh I'm better than you. Okay glad you know glad that you know you have to use a mace in a freaking god nuke to beat me bro.

Yeah that's why I'm stronger than you.

You're not strong. That doesn't make you strong. That makes you trash. That makes you a cheater. Bro, it's dishonorable.

Bro, since when has that mattered?

Card trap. Oh, I thought that, yeah, I got out before you, buddy.

What even is this? What am I in right now?

What? What? Are you good?

No, I died.

But it's chill though. Can I get in the one by one hole please? Dude, I just realized my pickaxe wasn't in my inventory when I... Dude, and if I was playing Clash Royale, I would have died right there.

No, you would not have! This was like...

I didn't even touch my keyboard and I lived. Yeah, but if there was a road trap, bro. Okay, I'm bored now, let's just fly. I'm not, I'm not.

Oh, I think we're here.

Where the heck are we?

Oh yeah.

How did you find this? What? This is actually cool. There was like a battle a really long time ago here or something. Yo can you give the ender chest now? Okay oh my god. Okay can I get some ender chest though?

So we think lettuce will just come to us?

Ummm

He'll find us. He probably has a spy on me bro. Who knows like how does he find me? Like he how does he find me? He probably does, like... Dude, I look so bald in this armor. You look bald?

What did that even mean? You look bald? What did that even mean? Like, what...

What's, like, the plan going into this? Like, what are we about to do, actually? Kill them. Yeah, kill them, about to do, actually? Kill them. How do you kill them? But like how, like, like, is there like a strategy we should do to like? Yeah, yeah. So the strategy is to attack them until they die.

We don't want to like strategically like, dude, it's a bunch of log goons. What strategy do we need? I mean, what about resource? Like what if we burn through stuff too quick like we lose that's on you bro okay i think we just wait all right no strategy i guess well strategy is wet So why do you get the sword and I get the set?

Because I don't know man. I'm not even on the sword. Should I get on the sword for like optimal aura gains? Oh I just put water down the whole thing. It's nice to not waste saturation. I see like blocks getting placed.

I don't see. Oh yeah, that's a leave message. I don't see anything.

What do you see? Oh my God. I see a bunch of people rendering it.

Oh, oh.

Yo, dude, look at the wall of blocks that they placed.

What the dude?

This is just a wall of players. Whoa, whoa. Oh my, dude this is just a wall of players. Dude the server is like dying,

my framerate is dying oh my god. the blocks in. Oh my God.

Yo.

So any strategy going into the win, bro? Dude, holy bro. Oh, I see lettuce.

Look at him, bro.

He's the only one with trims.

Dude, there's so many people. Um, yo, they're like lining up. Dude, they're like lining up. Do they like ants? Um, have you ever seen this? Any players before? No, bro. No. My frame rate, dude. Oh my God. There's a lot. It's just a lot of people. Oh, you blowed this horn. Did he? Oh, there's, they're shooting. Oh,

they're shooting. Well, oh, okay. Let's just do it then. So I guess the fight started. Holy. So, uh, back up, by the way. Back up. Oh.

Oh my goodness.

Uh, okay, so I don't think it killed anyone. Uh, I think it definitely did. I think it's just lagging. Oh my god! The chat! Oh my goodness. Yo, dude read the chat. Dude, so many people just died. Dude, the death messages, the death... Dude, I've never seen the server lag like this. Yo, they're flying up to us with a blast.

Oh, my God.

My goodness. Holy. OK, they still a lot of them. That's I got a lot of them. All right, let's do it, bro.

All right.

Huh?

I don't really know.

I guess I just caught up, I guess. Oh, bro, immediately got into it.

Alright.

Oh.

Oh, they're all congregating around you!

Oh my god!

Dude, oh my god!

Wait, just... Okay, just live. Just survive. I'm gonna... Should I snapshot? Actually, I only have two of them, I'm gonna save them.

Oh my god I'm taking a bunch of damage.

Any technique going into this? Oh there's netherite people too! Dude, it's so hard to outmace people. There's so many of them. Yo I'm just gonna spam click. My armor's getting demolished! Oh my god! You know what? I see him I see him I see him dude, dude, dude pull pull pull the max bull see you have oh My god like we just want to we're gonna find out oh only the wolves are killing

people okay okay he'll feel like super early make sure you feel like super early okay dude dude the crowd is so big that if I just spam click while facing it just hits people My god Yeah, dude, okay we need to kill more of them Dude I can barely okay. Oh my god. I'm getting bobs All right, yeah, yeah pull more pull more do up more wolves

Dude yeah, okay. I can't even use rockets still we kill some more players Yeah, yeah do it do it do it that's good a way to space though, where are you where are you where y'all I'll give you space Okay, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna there's okay, I think there's a huge board on me yeah

Just go outside of the statue area to get some space.

Okay, yeah, yeah. I'm far away.

Where are you? I'll lead them to over to you. Oh my god! No, no, no, no. I'm not ready. You guys hold it.

Okay, okay, okay.

Dude, oh my god! There's like a million people on me. I'm not ready. Yeah, good. See you don't. Yeah. Okay.

Yo.

I'm holding but

oh my God,

you're in the air.

What do you do that? My armors on time

Yeah, but then they're not gonna chase me that's the issue I don't stay on the ground

Wait, okay, where where where, where, where, where? Who stole your- username, okay you got him?

Okay.

I see lettuce.

Hurry, hurry.

I'm cooking lettuce.

Uh, okay, so I can start carting.

Okay.

Wait, where are you, where are you? I'm like on the outskirts, I'm near you. Where?

Uh, I don't know, I need an arrow. Um...

I don't have any. Kill someone with an arrow.

I'm scared to go on my shoulders again.

Yeah, don't, yeah, just don't.

Dude, they're all like congregating around the statue. Well, they're on me. Yeah, they're not very like organized. I think that's our, we can use that to our advantage. I just need some arrows, like a single arrow.

Okay.

Some of them, well, they had both. Okay, I need to do my first. Do you want me to get you an arrow? I can get you an arrow.

Uh, yeah.

Do you please one of you have a bow please nope no arrows oh I see them I see them going somewhere oh I see them all running towards a location that's probably to you huh um definitely yes I don't have a choice with the cart oh yep that's you I see you I see you here I'll get lettuce off it oh my god I let us off you let us off you I have some but Oh

My god, okay. Nice more cards. It's kind of hard to card.

I'm just farming them in this. Oh my God.

Dude, this is amazing.

These guys.

Oh, I see you.

They're all killing each other.

Okay, I'm getting a bigger group towards you.

All right, get ready.

Stab shot.

All right, get it. Get out of there. Oh my god.

Dude, I'm just like killing people over and over again, but it's just like barely making Oh my god, oh my god my ears

Okay, and this is the part where I run away and get a better location

where are you worried you need help do you have pearls? I'm in your snapshot hole stay in there that's probably good I'm just like picking people off slowly Dude, yeah, I am too but they got me boxed, bro. They got you boxed? Do you need me to free you?

Oh, you have some evening?

Dude, lettuce, bro. Get out of here!

Oh man.

I'm in such a weird spot.

Dude, why am I not hitting anyone? Oh my god. These guys aren't even bad, which is the worst part I gotta mend my mace what the oh I Oh, I lost my ender tail. Okay, I have nine. Do you need- Take this one, take this one, take this one, take it! Okay. Sky's low, sky's low. I'm too pearled.

Dude, they have freaking pearls! Like, they're actually stacked! Do you just mace the people that are, like, on me?

Okay, I'm coming back, I'm coming back.

I'm coming, bro, I'm coming! Hold out.

Oh, I just hit you. That's why I don't like macing next to you, bro. Yo, yo, yo, get them. Start running at them. When they're in a line, I can use my fireworks.

So try and do what?

Like, keep running. If you want me to base them, it's easier when you're running away from them, not fighting.

I'm getting mauled bro. Popped another red guy. My frame rate, what the heck? Dude, my game just like froze at the worst possible time.

There's netherite people on me too.

Dude, there's just netherite people everywhere, I can't even lie. I dropped another red guy. The netherite guys have xp! The netherite guys- split your stack of xp! They're looting your shulker, what the? I don't have a shulker, I don't have a shulker.

Yeah, someone just placed a red shulker. Wait, what the? Yo, someone has a mace, someone just got smashed. Dude, look at chat. How do they have a mace? I'm going to a safe spot, I'm hitting a hard restart, just stay alive. Dude this guy's a meat! Like how?!

Yeah I need to re-pawn that one. Oh man the entire army's here now. Dude, I need a strength potion. One of these guys gotta drop a strength potion.

I'm just getting completely...

Like, like, Shane's entire song.

Please give me strength.

Dude, no! I'm just getting like, like, like Chase's entire song.

Please give me strength. You know, they just pick up everything.

Sure.

They have a strength shulker, right? Oh, yeah, we do have those.

Okay.

I look at forgot we had these.

I'm picking them off. Maybe it's better since I'm on the ground that like I'm the little distant on the edges because like low-key I'm in the mob dude is nothing I can do. Yo I'm hooking the mace user. No dude he's hiding inside of the

giant army like oh my god.

Oh I'm getting approached by a lot of people.

Where are you? I'll give you a spare armor set.

We just need to meet up.

I'm in the statue area.

Okay, try it. Oh, it's dude. It's so cooked. It's so like grief.

Yeah, I see you, but I'm not gonna drop you.

Nice, nice, nice.

I got you, bro. Some of these guys have pearls.

Yeah, they do. I got you bro. Some of these guys have pearls.

Yeah they do. Kill this guy.

Got him.

Yeah nice.

Pearl up higher, higher, higher.

I don't have blocks.

What?

What do you mean you don't have blocks?

I just dropped a guy with like a million sets of gear. Oh and they all picked it up. I'm in this water right over here. Oh I see you.

Got the kill. They all picked it up. I'm in this water right over here. Oh I see him.

Got a kill.

Nice nice nice.

Oh. My bad. Got him got him. Okay, cooking a little bit. Yeah yeah.

On to pieces of ground.

Oh I see him. Got him. Oh I see him. Got him.

Oh I see him.

Got him.

Oh I see him.

Got him. Cooking a little bit.

Yeah.

On the pizza grill.

Cooking a bit.

Oh I'm actually cooking.

Yeah.

I'm with you.

I'm with you.

Just kill all these guys.

Oh my helmet's wrecked.

My helmet broke. Okay.

Okay. Just get it. Get out. Oh my helmet's right. Oh my helmet's right.

Oh my helmet's right. Oh my helmet's right. Oh my helmet's right.

Oh my helmet's right. Oh my helmet's right. You have pearls? Like, are you fully out? I don't have blocks! Bro. I can't get any!

I have a stack of blocks, I'll drop you blocks. Here, right up here. Pearl right up to me.

You get it?

Uh, no no no no no.

Okay, someone must have gotten it.

Bro.

You have pick? Just like mine in, mine in, mine in.

I don't have nothing

Drop the guy with no helmet on

Just get out of this confined like area and then I'll keep you distracted

I'm in a bad spot Yeah I'm in a bad spot.

Yeah we can't be fighting in here. Get out of here. Yeah you just gotta get out bro.

Dude everywhere I throw I find myself back in the same spot.

I'm killing people.

I just, I mean I'm still murdering people. I just can't get away.

Yeah. I'm in a bad spot. I'm in a bad spot.

I'm in a bad spot. killing people i just i mean i'm still murdering people i can't get away yeah oh there's some dude that okay dude i'm in the impenetrable maze right now okay i'm out

they blocked me in what the okay dude i'm just like I'm going on a killing spree with no helmet on.

Oh, they found another.

I popped.

Popped? By who? I popped brother I am they were like curling on me so I can't fully get away oh there's like everyone on me wait there's so we're actually still winning this now I need no I don't know

about that there's so many no there's no there's no no oh oh never mind I don't know about that. There's so many. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, never mind. I didn't see where you were. Yeah, I'm coming.

I need to Pearl.

Just throw more Pearl.

Pearl, Pearl, Pearl.

I don't have tons.

I can't get up.

We have winchard.

Give them.

Where are you?

I can't drop you items. Yo, items, there's too many people. Oh, yeah. I see what's here, I'm coming, coming, coming, coming. Wind charges, wind charges, pearls, I dropped it.

Get it.

Okay.

Pearl out, pearl, just spam pearl, just spam pearl.

All right.

Is that you flying out?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Pearl, one more time, one more time, one more, one more okay, okay. All right, yo, yo, look in these chokers, chokers.

Okay.

Quick, quick, quick, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

All right, I got it, yeah.

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

They're right here, right here. I'll hold them off. Bowling.

Grab it, grab it.

Okay, okay, I low-key lost some of my armor. something we're out of like one armor piece i think okay i'm gonna go back to just killing people actually well i need to hit a longer here i need to hit a longer restock first and then i'm gonna go back to killing people just wrap around back towards the uh towards the there's this one dude aura farming alone oh my god he exp oh my god this guy was just afk and exp please i just did something really stupid but it's fine I got his totem back so it's fine I might need some give me the XP no no they got all the XP just got just got the mace! Get me out of here!

Okay, someone just hit me with a mace. Yes! I got the mace! What the? Yo, there's... Yo, there's people with elytras on me!

They have elytras too?

Yeah there's someone genuinely chasing me with an elytra right now

What am I even meant to do against this? Dude fight him back!

Dude he...

Okay well I'm killing him yeah but it's a little hard to kill someone using an elytra

Nevermind I'm killing him. Yeah, but it's a little hard to kill someone using an elytra

Never mind, I just popped him He is amazed also he's trying to elytra mace me nah, that's my thing buddy what I'm so trash. I could have killed him.

Yes, I got him. Oh my God. Wait, I got you an elytra if you want one.

You want?

I just needed this once.

All right, come on.

Yeah, be on top of the thing. Yeah, I got this pair of elytra.

Oh my God.

I'm in a mold, like hole.

Okay.

Okay, I don't have time to loot this. I'll give you a mason a lighter bro. Give me up. It's no it's not really fair like if I do Thousand be to wing us I see us here. I see you come up the staircase All right, please here. I dropped a light truck mace Take the rockets

I'm getting mace

Yeah, there's like other a lighter mason I'll throw Elytra Maces in here. What the heck? Like it's been so long. Oh, some dude is trying to Elytra Mace me. What do I do? Just fly away and dodge and then Wind Charge Mace them.

Here, I'll try and get the Elytra Maces.

Yeah, they're just on me. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

Just fly away, fly away. Hit him. Just offhand totem. I don't have one.

Bruh.

Oh my god he just popped me midair. Yo why is this guy actually kind of good? Holy bro. What the? I hate using this. I'm actually learning what it feels like to fight me right now.

It's not annoying, is it?

Yeah, that's why I do it! Oh god.

Okay I've been lured into a cave. How many people are alive do you think?

I don't know.

I'm in a 1v1.

A lot of people are dead.

Just stay alive. Oh my god, people are digging on me. Oh, I gotta get out of here.

This is not good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Yo, digging on me. Oh, I gotta get out of here. This is not good. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Yo, get me out of this cave!

The dude was trying to tie the lead before his last leash. Dude, oh my god, they're coming.

Dude, okay, I would fight this guy, but I just freaking can't.

You come to the top of the statue, I'm not. Just get me to the top of the statue. There's going to be an elytra mace around me though. Oh my god, the light just blew on me. Come to the statue, come to the top of statue. There's gonna be no light for me Come to the statue coming top of statue right now, we're not gonna have much time to gear so be ready Well, let us just camp camping me up. Oh my god Go go. Oh, do you I need it. I just need to enter chest again. Come on Be careful be careful. There's a lot of mason said they're gonna pull up. Just, just be careful. Would it be bad to end this? Uh, try it, do it. Just try

it. We look, you got to do anything. It goes back to the mafia days. Uh, I'm actually, what do you need? What do you need? Chess playing boots. All right. here that's what okay yeah they're completely they're completely confused oh my god we just got away all right let's finish this Got another it

Better run buddy

And there are other mazes in here, I'm pretty sure there's still

Haha, oh, I'm okay. So let it on me. Oh, you know, this was not the move.

I see him, I see him, I see him. Pop the mace guy, pop the mace guy.

Oh my god. Strength 1.

You just freaking maced me, are you trying to kill me?

No, I'm not on you, I'm not on you, I'm not on you I'm macing someone else

Oh I'm getting elytra man

I'm nowhere near you I'm fighting another mace user How many mace users are there?

There's a lot

Oh yeah I just saw an elytra mace user pass by me

Oh my god This guy, wait, these guys have cards. They have cards. Oh, this card guy. Okay, do not want to get hit by that.

The card guys have netherite pants. Look.

Oh my god, dude. Dude, that jump scared me. Oh my god.

We need to, okay, how do we take out this Elaturmacer, dude? Maybe go in a cave?

I tried that, but he didn't, he didn't like take the bait or anything.

Oh.

Okay, I lost the Elaturmacer. He might be on you, so be careful. I'm just trying to pick off the Carters and the Netherite players, like the high value targets. This dude was writing a sign. What the? This guy just logged off in front of me. Oh, he's lagging, that's why.

I can't mace him, he's too laggy!

Got him. got him i'm gonna get carded nope i do not want to be there oh the omitra mace is on me Oh, there's one other I got. Oh, of course!

I'm just trying to kill as many people as I can while keeping the Elytra macer from Elytra macing me.

I just tricked the Elytra macer into killing his own guy!

Oh, I'm getting Elytra maced. This guy needs to die! Yeah, I know, but how do we kill him? Do you not kill him?

No, because he just flies away whenever I try and mate him like I do to you

dude how do I get this guy off me dude get this guy off me I can't do anything about this bro isn't this you're like yeah but if he's chasing you it's not like I can just like pull aggro

He's still he's still hovering yo pop me fire is a strength fire is a strength

Okay, I mean I can just keep distracted but we'll have to deal with him eventually by going underground

All these other really really sad. Yeah. Like they've been picking up, they've been picking up items. Like Loki,

that's going to be the guy with your stuff.

Wait, who?

X X treat dream dream on kill them. Wait, who, who, who? X, X, Tremon, kill them. Yeah, he has your stuff, he has your stuff.

That is me, buddy.

Yeah, I'm on him. Got him.

Oh yeah, he was a loot pinata. Yeah, grab your white shulker box, quick.

I'm trying, I'm trying. Just come over here and cart the stuff, honestly. Oh, I caught it! Just come over here and cart the stuff honestly. Oh my god. Oh my god. I actually got it. I actually got it Part the rest of stuff just card a card a card a card the rest of stuff We can't let them get it, dude

Nice

There's a bunch of guys just congregating they didn't know where we were I'm gonna kill them all it's only like 20 The Elytra Mace is still nearby, watch out. Wait, he didn't want to do the webs! No!

I hit the wrong guy.

You hit me!

I hit- no, I'm- I'm- I'm pinging this guy, okay. I got the- I got a guy that you went, but it wasn't the Elastomacer.

Oh, yep. He goes to me because he knows I'm not the one

getting the shot.

Got him.

It's just the Elastomacer.

Fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'm on him. I'm on him, I'm on him. Dude, he keeps hitting me out of the sky, bro.

How did he not pop it and why draw it?

Dude, like... See, this is why I like the fact that there's no more Mace of Upset. Because Mace vs. Mace is the stupidest thing ever. Okay, so you just hit me! Dude, the one time he's in the thing. You carded me, dude! He pearled out and then you carded me. Oh my god. Yo, buddy, he's in a web! Let's go! Oh, I need, I need this. Card him, buddy! Buddy! Oh my god, like, I, you I mean Sorry him buddy, buddy. Oh

My god, like I you can't do anything. What do you mean? I can't do anything. My lighter is broken dude oh my god dude he keeps glitching into the ceiling

like how does bro eat every heart?

YES! Finally! Oh my god.

Dude, I'll give it to that guy. He was tough to put down bro.

Oh my god. How much stuff did you get from this?

I probably lost a ton of stuff. You lost a ton of stuff?

Yeah.

Are you taking my armor? Thank you bro.

Bro you got so much bro.

You got spare bro.

Man they really like

messed up this whole

area. area It's crazy they really like this place is cooked forever All right, all right now that this is over let's fight bro Come on bro

I didn't think you actually kind of like I know you're never gonna give up Oh come on bro, you can't die this quick bro, give me a fight at least. Nope. Oh you tried it, you really tried it.

Oh okay.

You're gonna summon a bunch of dogs against the aerial opponent?

Land on it.

Seems like a good idea.

I bet you won't.

Oh what?

And they're all gone now.

No they're not actually.

That's what the armor's for. They're all gone now. No, they're not actually.

That's what the armor is for.

OK.

Mods infinite shield.

You actually bobs. Mods infinite shield. Haha you actually popped.

Hahaha.

I broke something.

What happened to the strongest player one? What will you find me if the dogs are gone? I can blow them up for you if you want. Cause that means you'll fight.

It's not enough, you don't even have strength. I'm eating it all up. You still think you're the strongest? It's like you're physically not strong enough to beat me. We can be done here once you admit I'm stronger than you.

What?

That's really what you want to end the fight with? I mean, I don't really need to kill you. I mean, I can if I want to, but I'd rather you just live with SMP, I'm one of the strongest players being one of the only mace wielders. But lately it feels like I've done nothing but lose or be weaker than people. So even when presented with the opportunity to leave, I decided that I would need to explore even further beyond the Minecraft Farlands to discover some sort of way to become stronger myself. I know what this is.

It's repeat- it's a repeating pattern of orbital cannons. myself. I was completely bored. I had nothing left to do on the server. Why don't you just go under a false identity, bro? Flame, he's not an ordinary player. He doesn't...

He doesn't end on a loss.

Just tell me what to do.

You two are some of the most powerful players on the server. You waste so much rivalry. It's gonna get you both killed one day.

I'm not gonna... No one's gonna... Hello bro.

Yo.

Or can you just admit that I'm stronger than you?

Yeah.

You can be the strongest.

That's it?

Yeah.

So you don't care anymore? Or do you just finally realize that it's not close? That you don't stand a chance? I guess not. I guess you're the strongest.

I mean like...

Yeah.

Just remember that. Okay, I'll remember.

He'll always be power So next time you try and fight me just remember. I'm more skilled than you, bro

so

Just don't even step up you can be more skilled than me. That's fine. Oh I guess I'm gonna go home. She's I guess I can broke guess I mean I mean yeah, I mean what wasn't very interesting I mean yeah nice even more to the next thing all right you gonna leave the voice chat group or oh I forgot we're in in the game. Yeah. Hey, buddy. Hello. Wow.

You definitely look like a good guy. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get you to talk to me. I'm going to have to get you to talk to me. I'm going to have to get you to talk to me. I'm going to have to get you to talk to me.

I'm going to have to get you to talk to me. Hey buddy!

Hello.

Wow.

You've definitely seen better days.

So what's that supposed to mean?

That was quite the spectacle. You feel like you've definitely been in a better situation though.

Thanks for this by the way. Uh. Anyways.

Uh.

So your entire army just died.

That's unfortunate right. That's unfortunate right. But with the way you are right now I don't even think I need an army