$250 Spins On Another Never Out Of It Game?

$250 spins on Phoenix Link. I tell you what, we're firing in the big bets going into the holidays. You see, I figure this way, this machine is going to give us something to be grateful for on Thanksgiving, or thankful for. So, Princess Choo or...

Queen Chuh.

Queen Chuh. Queen Chuh is going to bring us the luck. Let's go. $250 spins.

50 lines, $250 a spin What's accidental fast spin? We shook wait we just did 5,000 a minute now this is exactly 10% 3,000 of it of 3,000. It's exactly 10% of the 2,500 spins so we're gonna win 40,000 Let's just pretend that we're keeping playing, and we'll see what the result would have been.

All right.

Well, I hope we would have won a million, then.

Let's see.

So whatever we do, we multiply it by 10, and that would have been the thing. So win or lose times 10. Oh, we need to you win a lot. And get the times two, times two, times two, times two. That's not hard.

If that's the case, why don't we just bet $2.50 and multiply it by 100.

Alright. I like that. Or a quarter.

Or a thousand, I mean. And multiply it by even more. Yeah, multiply it by 10,000.

Alright.

We have... It's better when you win. 630 bucks right there. Got back to Vegas and been just firing big. Yeah, it's been fun.

Faster.

You guys must have won a bunch of money on the cruise. That's how you got all this money from us.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that did not happen.

Right before the cruise, though. How do you feel about the cruise? cruise that's how you got all this money oh yeah that did not happen right before the cruise though how do you feel about the volume of this thing it's kind of

annoying that we'll just go with that it'll be quiet oh gonna trigger with

that well maybe we can do a higher I just when she says something it gets

really loud. Yeah. So you decide which your preference is. Loud, temporary?

What the heck happened to our money?

Wow.

6,000 advantage now.

All right.

Idiot.

Idiot.

What'd I do?

Went the wrong amount.

Stupid.

That was a fast 3,000.

Yeah. But it was a bad spin so maybe he saved us 200 bucks by only betting 50 there.

See? Yeah. Okay, alright.

Is that a lot?

That's not horrible.

Wow. Take it.

Where was that in the bonus?

There was no fifth row anyway.

Oh!

No fifth row held eagle.

I miss that game. We've got to find a way to do that soon.

Oh, the Eagle Bucks?

Yeah.

They used to have that here.

I want to do a live stream where we chase the Eagle Bucks must hit and lose $44,000 again.

We have done that, haven't we?

Yeah, at 25 a spin. Oh, that was fun. How did we lose 44,000 on 25th spin? We just got completely and utterly wrecked. What do you mean?

All right let's get a bonus here peeps.

Yeah I think I prefer. The louder? Yeah her being loud occasionally. I would hope she's loud more often.

That means you won something.

I could have sworn you were going to run with that.

Yeah.

What?

Oh, I get it. This is a less than optimal result so far.

$6,000 disaster.

The loop's off!

You got this.

Yeah.

What?

Alright, let's do something a little different here. How about that?

And win.

Yeah, get a bonus.

9,000 in each.

9,000. That seems to have gone by quickly.

You can, like, press the button and keep her quiet. I wish I know what she was saying

Xie Xie! Xie Xie, that's thank you

That I know. I like how she says thank you when she's giving you money

Thank you for playing

Welcome to the casino.

It kind of reminds me of when you go to the cashier and you cash out a big ticket and they're like, Oh, congratulations.

Like, actually, I lost $15,000.

Yeah.

It's just the remnant.

I never know what to say in that spot.

I always just say, oh, thank you.

This is a disaster, you guys.

Oh, yeah.

You got it. 0 for 3.

Alright, this thing better be careful or I'm going to start not liking betting a lot again.

15,000 total innings. 15,000.

Alright, let's go.

You know you're never out of innings, Queen Chuck. Is that true? Yeah, even more so than Buffalo League, if that's possible.

Yeah, there's a lot of big payouts potentially, I guess. And because we're graced with the presence of... Oh! Oh! Consumer Manager Adam. I took the liberty to find a question of the day. I think we need it. It's an appropriate time. Oh yeah, do. Okay look at this. Bulldog! I was gonna say I know it's early in the session but we need a bonus now now more than ever. Yeah we do. JAllen717 would like to know, Adam since you've been on a Vegas

MacCruise I was wondering, Adam, since you've been on a Vegas Matt Cruise, I was wondering what are the differences you've seen between the cruise casino compared to a regular Vegas casino and are they regulated in any way?

Well, that's a great question. So I just got off the cruise recently as you all know well and first I just want to say hanging out with 400 Vegas Matt followers, unbelievable. I can't say enough about how cool everyone was. The vibe on the ship, the energy in that casino when the Vegas Mac group is there, there's nothing in the world like it. And I just had an amazing time, so relaxed. But um, you know I don't know a lot about the regulatory

rules surrounding cruise ship casinos. I think we were on Virgin, and I think Virgin's moving very quickly to update all their casinos. I could tell they're very focused on gaming. I don't think they were for a long time. I think it was a little bit of an afterthought,

but now you can tell they're definitely trying to get all the newer games. I was talking to some of the casino managers there, and they definitely seem laser focused on improving the selection of games there. As far as how the casino operates, it's very similar to a brick and mortar casino.

They had a blackjack game there. It was 8 deck but it was 3 to 2 and dealers stood on soft 17 which is actually pretty good rules. It surprised me a little bit.

Uh oh, question of the day.

Wow, $6,000 for a partial answer. That's crazy. 17 which is actually pretty good rules surprised me a little bit Oh question of the day Wow

For a partial answer that is brutal we are getting erect folks 20,000 in

But yeah, I mean the final thing there would just be it's really interesting as a casino Manager general manager to go see something new like that the way their operation works it's also interesting talking all the dealers are all from different countries and it's just great seeing different perspectives and getting to know those

people and they work so hard I mean like we keep them up to like 3-4 in the morning they don't close until like basically everyone's gone yeah they don't close until Vegas Matt goes to sleep and then they're open then they're open again in the morning and I mean they're living there seven days a week come on oh this is not going well guys no that's all. OK. Ding-tai. I'll give you a ding-tai.

Any procedures stand out as different?

I mean, does it?

Not really. I mean, it was another interesting part of the cruise, though, as far as gaming goes. We went on to Bimini Island. That's what it's called, right?

Yeah, Bimini Island.

We went to the casino there, kind of a small casino and we met the casino manager which was interesting he...

Yeah! It never fails!

Just like that!

What a disaster!

Not to worry, it's PhoenixLink!

Oh you get another one?

Oh yeah! It'll keep doing it, you get another one? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Huh.

It'll keep doing it till you get at least one more.

All right.

It's always leads to...

Oh!

That was a massive bag.

You're never out of it.

Shoo.

It's a queen.

Queen, shoo.

Oh, that's beautiful.

That's 15 grand right there.

Casino Manager money. How much are we in?

20.

I think we're on front street.

Oh yeah.

Barely.

Oh there was a 50,000.

Why don't we just get that?

You're never out of it this game. I was thinking we were out of it there for a while.

Yeah, you were out of it.

You seemed so nervous. You should know better than that by now, Matt. So serious.

Never.

Never, Matt.

Oh, we got it.

The grand 53,000 coming up.

Right here.

Oh, it's there.

It's in there.

Baby, come back.

Come on.

It's in there. It is.

Oh, did you see that major was in there?

Oh, yeah. Oh, did you see that major was in there? Oh yeah.

Oh, that would have been a thing of a beautific. I want to hear the cash register ring.

Is it triple ring?

I've never gotten a triple lion rio.

It's just going to be one I think.

Oh, triple ring.

It's a three ring circus over here.

Oh, it's a triple ring.

It's a triple ring.

It's a triple ring.

It's a triple ring. It's a three ring circus over here.

That's big Czech territory right there.

And we're winning like 3,000 now.

Yeah! Up a big 12 spins!

Better than losing.

You were never really worried were you Matt?

Oh yeah, I was worried. I was worried.

Halftime report.

I love those.

Anyway, big beautiful check.

We were getting wrecked, but you're never out of it in Queen Chu. So yeah, now I'm back in a good mood. Weird how that works. Like we get wrecked for 20 grand almost, and then I'm like, ah like that's kind of depressing and then we get a massive triple minor and I'm in a good mood again so hey it's not over because Queen Chu is at 1511 and we are fired in there more 250 spins to come.

Everything in the machine is winnage now. Is it? Oh yeah. For about 8 seconds it will be. Yeah. No, we're gonna win even more now. Oh yeah. Watch this.

Boy, I hope you're right. I'm right. Oh, yeah

Like oh, yeah, oh

All right, come on I want this these things coins so you think it's on give mode now, eh? Oh, yeah

Any minute now it's gonna start see

You know, I was gonna say before when we were talking about differences in casinos, I know that

Ah! Stupid!

CLIA, it's like some association where they follow all Vegas regulations. It's like a voluntary dealio.

That's the Cruise Line Industry Association.

Yeah.

Sounds like a STD.

Well, just like any casino, I saw a lot of people get wrecked and a lot of people win big money. So yeah, it's like a casino.

Ten thousand in, dead even.

Oh yeah, never out of it in this game.

And we are valuable player points.

They're very valuable.

I was just going to finish up that quick story. So we walk into this casino in Bimini and you know I'm all relaxed it's like the sixth day of the cruise maybe fifth or sixth day and I'm like yeah let's check it out. I walk in and we gamble a little bit and I meet the casino manager and he's like yeah I've been here about six months they gave me a villa right on the water and it's just I just thought to myself wow this is the other end of the spectrum of managing a casino. Shout out Bimini Bob's shout out Bimini Bob

Yeah, cool guy. Very cool guy. Yeah, nice very nice. I came up and just wearing like a Tommy Bahamas shirt. I Think he was wearing some flip-flops I'm gunning for your job Bob walked in he greeted me my name. Yeah, they knew you all very well. He's done a good job

There's a lot better vibes at that place

Last time I was there.

That looked like it should have been more in my opinion.

Played one head of Baccarat and won $2,000. That was fun.

Chi-Town Pauly played...

That's a lot of Kings.

Buffalo got wrecked.

No, he won.

Oh, he did?

Yeah, he won. Oh he did? Yeah. He won there. Oh he won there.

Okay good.

Gotta love fast pay.

Alright I want coins.

Okay.

I thought you just called it. I didn't want them enough. I guess we gotta do a side bet.

Alright what do you want?

I want coins.

Alright I'll take Mighty Phoenix's for 250.

250.

Anybody want the other 250 so I'm in 500? Sure. Alright, I'll take Mighty Phoenix's for $250. $250, anybody want the other $250 so I'm in $500?

Sure, yeah, you got it.

Alright, so now I get my $500 back.

Unless you want it, W2. You got it.

$250 each of you, I have coins. You have it. Okay. So I have $500, $250 each of you. Come on, coins, baby, coins! How hard can these coins be to get? We're gonna get the big beautiful coins then we're gonna get a lot of times 2 times 2 times 2 times 2's.

Are there times 3's or just times 2's?

Just times 2's.

Guys! They're very powerful guys.

No times 3's, just times 2's. Alright, coins. I want 3 coins or more. Preferably 5 coins. It's going to be tough on this spin. It's going to be tough on this spin.

Alright.

450. I don't see a lot of coins.

Is that where you took coins?

This is starting to remind me of the first five minutes of this machine. Well, I just want coins, so I figured what better way to get them than to bet on them.

I like it.

That's the nature of this game, though. There's a lot of really, really good stuff in there, and it's just not easy to get them than to bet on them? That's the nature of this game though. There's a lot of really really good stuff in there

But there's a lot of it

So did anybody do the math and realize that we would have won 220,000 on that bonus if we were betting 2,500?

Yeah, and we would have been winning 34 after

And we'd be down 70 now Come on people smile on your brother okay oh that would have been 500,000 Wow I thought that was 5k when I saw it at

first it doesn't do the clunk on this game like it doesn't buffer Wow, I thought that was 5k when I saw it at first.

It doesn't do the clunk on this game, it doesn't buffle.

Sort of why I thought that, yeah.

I was just scared it wasn't coins.

You didn't want it?

We were alive to trigger the bonus though.

Yeah, true.

Oh, that would be sick. Come on coin, idiot! Coin! Oh, they're teasing me now

What is that noise she makes

She makes when her husband upsets her right

Man Queen images back to 20,000 now.

That is less than optimal.

Hopefully we won't need another triple minor.

Maybe. How much is that?

Oh, dodged it. So five of a kind on that is like a thousand bucks?

Give or take.

Four bets only, huh? Oh, because it's 50 lines, right? Yeah, and a lot of lines. For 50 lines, I think that's actually pretty good. How hard is it to get coins in this game? You'd think after putting like 50,000 in, you'd have coins one time. Come on, coins.

Alright.

$75.

Yeah, that looked like it should have been more, right?

It did.

Coins.

It never stops being funny. I know it annoys the crap out of a lot of people, but...

It's just the disdain.

Sorry.

Okay.

I was almost out of it. I just did the stain. Sorry.

Okay. I was almost out of it.

All right.

I need to get a stop and spin just to move the meter, frankly.

What have I there?

Oh, 25,000! Let's get one of those, for crying out sakes.

Come on! Oh yeah, we of those, for crying out sake. Come on!

Oh, yeah, we were live all over the place there. Drawing at the world, as we say.

That's what I meant.

Come on!

The big numbers are coming, at least.

Oh, yeah, we're going to get one.

Half of the coin bonus.

So, how much did we start with? Was it $13.50-ish? Yeah. Yeah. All right so... Point. We haven't even really moved it far enough to have rated to hit it is.

There it is.

Wow, what a feast or famine game.

Yeah, we're famine. It's like the dust bowl around here.

Oh. Alright.

Yeah, you don't want to hear a lot of comparisons to the dust bowl when you're gambling. That's not... You want to hear about the Garden of Eden and the Horn of Plenty, right?

Yes, that's what I was thinking.

Oh, what the heck was that about?

That's in January, right? The Dust Bowl?

Come on!

12-5.

Orange Bowl, Rose Bowl. The Armstrong Nurseries, dust or something.

I don't know what are they calling it?

Yeah,

well, nursery dust bowl.

Oh, this is a disaster.

Really is.

Thank God we did good on the twenty five hundred dollar one

kind of rekindled my interest in this game.

All right. I handled my interest in this game. Alright. I'm sorry that we should have left our phones at home.

This is turning into a disaster.

Nah, we got this. You're never out of it in this game.

Remember when we said that a lot?

We should have left our phones at home.

Alright, good run.

Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga.

I think we should hang that one up.

You're done with it? No, I'm just kidding. Oh, got it, got it.

I didn't know there'd be a pun there.

I've got to figure, most young people, like Generation Alpha, probably has no idea why

ending a phone call is called hanging up.

People just hang up the receiver on the wall. Right, but they just push a button, right? What do they know from a phone hanging on a wall?

Oh my goodness, 20,000?

Coins! Such an idiot!

100 bets without a bonus?

You got this.

Gah! 10,000 of 30,000 now. Alright, coins.

We need a quadruple minor now.

Or just a triple major, that would do it.

Very modest, moderate-ass, you know?

Oh.

We have yet to get the

uh, the, uh, the, uh,

the, uh, the, uh, Very modest, moderate ask. Oh.

We have yet to get the coin.

I'm very painfully aware of that. Oh, that was right there!

We only had one stop and spin or we had two?

Just the one, right? We only had one stop and spin or we had two?

Just the one, right?

I mean, I gotta say, all things considered, one bonus, we're not doing as bad as we should be for just one bonus.

Well, we did get $15,000 from one. That's money for us.

Just give me the coin.

$200.

Alright, come on.

Yi Jie, how would you say this is going?

Annoyingly.

Quite.

Ah! W2, you want to get in for $200 on this so I can win $700?

Sure you got it.

So you got coins, I got money phoenixes.

I have coins, you have the things.

Right.

Deal.

So $700 total with you guys.

Come on!

After this, you're heading out for the holidays to your family, eh?

Well, yeah, and by family, you mean Bucky's in Houston.

Yeah!

What a disaster!

Ha ha!

Oh, I love a good sweet side bet right there. I lost 700 in side bets yesterday.

This is a real turnaround right here.

We're now at 27,000. We don't even know how the bonus is going to pay yet.

Yeah, but I got 700 sweet side bet money for the year today total.

Come on baby.

Let's go.

A lot of times twos. Well they need to line up.

There we go.

There we go. That's not bad at all.

That's great.

How good is it?

Very good.

I mean not even good.

That's a blocker.

Yeah but this matches.

Top right.

But no because it doesn't go like that. I mean not that's a blocker that's a bit this this matches

Top right, but no because it doesn't go like that 50 liner. So it does. All right, that's acceptable. Here we go

One more of those Queenie anything good there How about all this with another big spin? Oh my, 15,000. What a joke.

This game is insane.

Yeah it is.

Alright, well we're not out of it.

Uh, so what do we have here?

30, about 19 of 30.

Oh, okay.

So like 16 of 30 plus what's in the machine.

Yeah, we've made it kind of confusing on ourselves here.

Oh, we have a bunch of tickets behind. Should we put them in or what? Or let's just try to make it work on this.

Alright.

This is give or take of 15, that bottom line.

Yeah, alright, 14-5, because we have the jackpot, the hand-pay was 15-5, I believe.

Now let's get that big beautiful school of balls.

Oh, are we running it back?

Oh no.

Oh no, he says. He's booking the win.

You're closing the doors on the casino, huh?

Oh yeah.

Come on.

Oh! Why me?

Maybe it'll trigger.

Why you?

Why did it not happen?

That would have been a good one.

Do you know it triggers before it finishes adding up?

I think it's obvious, yeah. Why don't you take 10,000 out of that and put the rest in? So the in is just 20,000 now.

Alright, so we need to make this look like 20.

Oh, we've done it twice.

No, it's possible.

Two.

You're never out of it, McQueen.

You're shook.

Oh, no.

All right, come on.

Focus.

Yeah, let's focus.

So what's everyone's favorite Thanksgiving dish?

Ah, that's funny.

I don't think we've discussed that before.

Good idea.

Come on!

Ah, I was right there! Man, that is so dumb when it doesn't pay.

It's dumb?

It should just pay every time.

Well, it should pay once in a while at least.

We're running out of runway to get even here. Well, one of those beautiful $50,000 balls. I'm going with sweet potatoes since you asked.

You're going with what?

Sweet potatoes.

Oh yeah?

I like sweet potatoes.

Get a sweet potato casserole.

They're supposed to be good for you.

Yeah, I like them all the time.

Not just at Thanksgiving.

We got it.

Okay?

No. Alright. Come on. Hold and spread.

Hold and spread. Hold and spread. Hold got it.

OK?

No.

All right.

Come on.

Hold and spin, and then the bonus.

Back in 30.

Why don't we just get one massive guy's one, instead of

trying to rely on getting a bunch of them.

That's a good idea. Da!

Da!

It's like she stubbed her toe or something.

She does sound displeased with that huh?

But that Chinese is a very passionate, expressive language.

Trigger!

Yeah, I feel like I'm getting henpecked with that.

What does that mean? It probably means like good job or something? I don't know

boy, oh

Okay, come on

You know for a second it looked like we were gonna find a way to win x minus one

That was terrible. This really seems like it's difficult to get a dang Holden spin today.

So we would have given back if this was the 2500 a quarter million so far.

Oh yeah.

Man we still would have been winning, maybe we should have done it.

Yeah, it all depends on what the final tally turns out to be.

I felt like the right move at the time, but I think in retrospect I kind of wish we had pressed on. Yeah. Even if we lost, even if we ended up losing a couple hundred thousand, it would have been awesome.

Just think of the valuable player points we would have gotten.

Yeah, so this free feature counter goes to 1888.

Oh!

Oh, 30,000.

Oh, alright!

Jing Cai!

Is that any good?

She's going to say thank you. Oh Retroactively 25,000 needed Let's enjoy this Alright Oh

That good?

Not especially

Wow the pits are so big

Nothing? Oh geez

Oh boy

Don't be one of those Sando bonuses It's one of those Sando bonuses.

It's one of those Sando bonuses. What a disaster.

That's disheartening.

It's a battle here, man. Do it again. Yeah, we definitely need a coins bonus.

A big one.

Or a big hold and spin before this counter goes off.

Or a big line pay.

Something big.

Or how about a...

Just really anything big.

How about a free games bonus with big line pays therein.

Oh, dude.

That would be good, right?

That's sad. Why didn't I think of that?

Yeah. Yeah well you know it's early in the week. What the heck? So you're saying you're going to Bucky's? Yeah in Houston, Texas. Is that where you can have your Thanksgiving? Yeah you can't do better than that. You get one of those, you buy a grill at Bucky's,

go to the parking lot, cook something.

Oh, come on!

Ow.

Why'd you?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Idiots.

Oh, that should have been something.

No, my favorite Thanksgiving food

is Bucky's beaver nuggets, cinnamon sugar ones.

Okay.

Hey! Hey. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Bring a little light back into it.

Get another 12.5 back.

Oh yeah.

That's cool buddy, you can do it.

Yeah, that's a decent school.

Come on now.

All right.

Oh, a couple more 25 hundreds.

Come on, another 12.5. More work. Come on another 12-5 or a word another triple major a million dollars anything anything at all

Well, we're not out of it

Yeah, we're in 30. Yeah. Oh, we got this There we go

21,000 oh this is

Crazy this is such a roller coaster. I love it. Let's end up on the up part of the roller coaster. What do you think about that idea? Yes, fire it in there Boom boom boom. All right, this is gonna be a battle. We need to make this look like what I say 11,000 11,000 we need one more bonus and we're running out of runway to get it 1888 one more before that We need a lot of line pages along the way, please.

Okay.

Oh my god, we got it!

It could be okay.

Alright, so that has to look like 11.

Yeah. That's it? Come on, word. Oh, there's big ones in there.

Alright, I want to see one.

There's one.

Alright.

Oh, the blue's there.

Come on, blue.

Blue.

Blue. Blue.

Blue. I want to see one. There's one.

All right.

A little blues there.

Come on, blue.

All right, here we go. All right.

It's like a throw of 5,000 in there. It's a lot of color in there.

Come on. It needs something here.

Okay, all right. Three more beautiful spins left. Come on, something big. Worked. All right. Half a lot of money. We're not making a lot of money. We're not making a lot of money. We're not making a lot of money.

We're not making a lot of money. We're not making a lot of money.

We're not making a lot of money.

We're not making a lot of money. Like about 6,000? I mean, in that neighborhood, maybe 4. I don't know. Uh oh. I mean, we didn't get hurt badly.

6640 is what we need.

Yeah.

Aw, man. Plus 640. I think we're good.

I think we're good.

I think we're good.

I think we're good. 6640 is what we need. Yeah.

Aw man.

Lost 640.

Valuable player points. That's not bad.

Take it. Alright, third quarter report.

It's not over.

I got the itch to win. That was incredible.

Ups and downs and ups and downs.

We ended up what, down 600 and something dollars?

640. 640. You know what we can win it back on? I got the itch to win. That was incredible. Ups and downs and ups and downs. We ended up what, down 600 something dollars?

640.

640. You know what we can win it back on? The old spooky link. Get the Yo Yeti, win a grand. I've seen the grands just drop in the last row all the time. So, let's give that a shot.

Alright, a new and itched 3000 on Yo Yeti.

Oh, this is gonna be so much fun!

It's basically 3640.

Yeah.

Because it wouldn't take the big ticket.

Okay, 3640.

The eyes were open on the blue. Beside that, I take blue.

You take blue, yeah.

Anyone else in?

Double or triple?

Oh, you're taking double or triple?

Oh, yeah.

I'll take most spins.

All right.

W2 got racked.

You want to switch? I'll take it.

He got the double or triple yesterday and won $600.

Do you want to switch?

No, no.

Somebody's got to take the sando.

The red's the hardest to get, right? Oh yeah. Poor WTWRacked on that. I jumped in with the first pick, that wasn't really fair.

I'm happy to switch, I don't mind.

Somebody has to take the sando, it's fine. I have every right to complain about it, though.

Oh wait, oh wait, sometimes you get the grand on this. No, no, last row. Oh yeah, I wait, sometimes you get the grand on this. No, no, last row.

Oh yeah, I've seen it.

It's not last row.

Oh, darn.

I like how disappointed he looks in that, by the way, when you break it.

He'll tell you to.

Oh, the red.

Come on, W2.

Aw.

Yeah, I'd much rather complain and play the martyr but keep it and actually switch out.

That's more a healthier way to deal with it.

I'm actually, I would have lost a side bet with myself because I would have bet that W2, or excuse me, WBG would have picked the red because he always does that where he always picks the hardest to get one so let other people win.

But I was wrong this time. Very rare. Very rare wrong. I really wanted the double or triple pop but it was already gone so the other ones don't matter to me. Very valuable red.

I feel like I never take the double or triple so I jumped in there.

I think Bill Luck has arrived arrived, is gonna roll out any second now. Roll out! Those never trigger. Oh wait, there's the Yeti. He said you're gonna win but not Yeti. Minis only a thousand, I got excited for a second.

Only a thousand.

Well whenever you see a gem with a word on it, you know, you think it could be the grand

or something.

Yeah, sure.

I know a guy who won the grand on this game.

No way.

How much was it?

Uh, 81,000.

Wow, this one's almost 83.

We could win that.

Substantially more.

Oh, wait, red?

Why don't we get the maxing?

Pad the bankroll a little bit. So what side dishes do you get with your Bucky's Beaver Nuggets for Thanksgiving?

I get one of the brisket sandwiches, maybe a Slurpee type beverage if I'm really feeling ornery. How about you? Where do you come down?

I like Slurpees.

I like a Slurpee too. I just feel like a disaster eating it. It's like kid food. Men aren't supposed to be eating this stuff, you know?

It's basically just solid sugar, isn't it?

Correct. Yeah, correct.

Oh, that's a complete disaster for you, for sure.

The skinniest guy I know has like three of those a day. He puts 13 sugars in his coffee.

I'm absolutely serious.

He obviously has a very fast metabolism.

He consumes more sugar than anybody I've ever met.

But then that's like all he eats, right?

I guess.

Is this someone we know or no?

Oh, get that.

That looks good.

You've met him. Yeah? His name is Travis.

Oh, I haven't seen him in a long time.

Yeah.

He had 13 sugars in his coffee.

Whose idea was this game?

You wonder how you arrive at the number 13, right?

He doesn't want it too sweet.

I was going to say, like, 9, just not enough. 11, almost there, but not quite.

15, way too high up.

Whoa, slow down, I'm not a maniac on the 15. Like, 13.

I think Mooney has the perfect viscosity.

You know?

You can stand a spoon up in it or what?

Exactly, yeah.

Come on.

Thank goodness we're not doing 250 spins anymore.

Who was it that said you're not supposed to drink your calories?

That's me.

Yeah, it's horrible for you. For a guy who goes to Starbucks 10 times a day, that's a...

Well, I try and get the things that, like I always, like if I get a, an espresso shake, an espresso or something, I always ask for just like one pump of this.

But they never do it.

Yeah, they don't.

And you get those colory drinks, those have a lot of sugar, don't they? I never get them with lemonade, I get them with water.

Oh.

What's this?

Five thousand. We're just gearing up for a nice, fun, get even or get even worse.

Oh, been a while since we've done one of those.

Oh yeah. Speaking of which, on the cruise, one of the ports we stopped in, they had a Starbucks, And I went there twice for a drink and both times they made them by default without the lemonade which I thought was good You had to ask for it. Otherwise, you got it without whereas here it's by default with the lemonade as opposed to water. Yeah So they were less sweet by default I Just want to say by default a few more times

I'm thinking it might have been a slightly poorer economy and they're trying to save a few bucks by using the water instead of the lemon.

I'd love to think it was about looking out for your well-being.

I don't know.

A lot of the foods are labeled more obviously that have higher calories and things, so I'm

not so sure you're right. I got two thirds of the eyes open now.

Oh.

I guess four sixths of the eyes would be more correct, right?

Lucky Rob would be firing in there on this.

Are we, can we quit it before we hit one of them?

I mean, his rolls. Obviously not with that many eyes open. Firing in there on this. Are we, can we quit it before we hit one of them?

I mean his roll is obviously not with that many eyes open.

The old luck has arrived, it's gonna come any second now. At least one of those sweats for it. So, DJ, do you know if it's gonna hit or not before it shoots the little thing up there?

No.

Or does it start glowing earlier?

No, no. It starts glowing right after the gem lands, like the instant the gem hits the pile you know you've gotten it, but not before that.

Well, I'd like to know it right now. Those never go. Have we ever even gotten a jackpot game? Huh? Did we ever get this? Yeah, we've had it. It's the pick game. The what? The pick where you pick the symbols, match three. I got a shot, the eyes are open.

I haven't even gotten a sweat for it here in a while.

Do we reload?

Yeah.

In 5,000.

So 56, whatever.

All right, here we go.

Oh, we got it.

Blue!

Oh!

We got all three.

We know we have it. Blue, that's my guy.

Come on, old man.

Blue, you're not going to get it.

Blue, you're not going to get it.

Blue, you're not going to got it. Blue! Oh! If we got all three, we know we have it. Blue, that's my guy.

Come on, old Blue.

Come on, Blue.

That's what they call umpires, right, Blue?

Yep.

Good eye, Blue.

Good eye, Blue.

Is that right?

Oh, yeah.

I've never heard of that.

Oh, yeah. My brother, Blue. Is that right? Oh yes. I've never heard of that.

Oh yeah.

My brother played a lot of baseball.

What a disaster this game has been. Do you want to...

Halftime report. Actually, it's not a halftime report. It's like the two-minute warning. We've had quite a game. It's been ups and downs. The Phoenix link, holy mackerel. And then that complete and utter Yeti disaster. In fairness to me, which I'd always like to be fair to me, because I'm the one talking. I said play the other one in the middle.

What was that one? Scooper Link or whatever?

Scooper.

Casper the Cooper?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, the Yetis, I didn't like it.

So that was your fault. Now we are down $5,640. I'm holding in my hands $640. 5, 1, 40. And then I'm holding also in my hands, or my fingers, $7,000. That's $7,640 and you might be saying to yourself, Self, that's not a get even or get even worse. Hey, we're going to get even. It's not like I was drinking there.

Get even or get even worse. That is a get really bad or book a $2,000 win. That's what this is called. We're gonna make a new t-shirt. Get really bad or book a $2,000 win. It's gonna be a big seller. Probably on the Black Friday. Sort of fire it in there on Black Friday, by the way. Okay, you guys ready? $7,640. Ready? Okay, what do you guys want to bet? Player or banker? Banker. Let's go with banker today. I'm gonna do the Fortune 7 for all of it myself. This? Yeah. Oh, this. Taylor did not like that. Would that be over the limit if I put it there?

Would it be too much? What if it comes in now? What are we gonna think if it comes in? What do we want it to be? How about a natural nine for us? Or even a seven or an eight.

Let's see one of yours. Okay that's an excellent first card. I'm inspired. I have a three-sider so that is a six, a seven, or an eight. And here I have a monkey. Three slider, that is a horrendous combo. What do you have? Okay, well, I'm winning, two to nothing.

Alright, picture.

Should we see what you have?

Check the back left corner.

This one?

This corner here, where it reveals a little bit of information but not a lot.

Keep going, keep going, keep going.

You have something. You got something. What do you have?

Nine!

I love when a plan comes together.

Check that little corner you can see if you have a picture or not.

Should we run it back, double it up?

Would we have won on that middle side bet deal?

Three card nine to zero? We probably would have won on that middle side bet deal? I don't know.

Three card nine to zero?

We probably would have won a lot.

We would have. We would have.

Heavenly nine. Three card nine.

How much would that have been?

A lot?

We tried to bet it.

We tried to bet it. Ten to one.

Three card, player or banker, three card.

Even casino manager Adam has to read the belt.

Nobody knows. Alright, I guess we'll book it. 10 to 1, oh my goodness. Hello? Oh yeah, on. Test. Alright, Queen... That's one of the funnier things that was invented today. That's going on my list. We won that hand. The thing of beauty.

Get worse or win $2,000. And what did we do? Won $2,000. There's nothing better. There's very few things better. Well, there are better things like a sunset, a walk on the beach with a loved one.

You know what's better than a sunset? What? Three sunsets on Buffalo Lake.

Oh, on Buffalo Lake.

Yeah, with like three Buffalos, three sunsets and three Buffalos. See, sunsets. It's not always about winning. But anyway, hope everyone has a phenomenal Thanksgiving.

We're gonna be talking about Thanksgiving for a couple of days.

Oh, it's like Thanksgiving week, y'all. Let's talk about Thanksgiving for the whole week. And then it becomes just like four weeks or something of talking about Christmas all the time. And then it's New Year's, and then you're too hungover to work for like a week.

So I'll see you guys in mid-January. Are you going trick-or-treating?

Because Halloween's right around the corner. Well we just had it. Well I know, but it's

coming up again. I haven't gone trick-or-treating in a long time, but I have a little grandbaby and then she's turning one and she just learned how to walk. It's kind of cute because she's So yeah, she'll be trick-or-treating in no time. I'm gonna dress her up as like a little Yeti or something, or a spooky Link. I don't know, what do you think?

Maybe like a little... Dress her up as a spooky Link?

Like a little lucky duck?

As a slot machine, probably.

Yeah, she's gonna come there like a little SpongeBob. I don't know. I don't know what she's just sitting there and this kid is just like non-stop energy, just messing stuff up, chewing on things. And I'm like, I would put that thing in a cage and I would go out and lay in the sun and just come back and check on it. But I mean, I'd probably get called in and the authorities would come and say, this thing

is, it was driving me crazy.

It's a perfectly safe cage.

You know, like a big cage. It's a playpen is what it's called. A playpen! Yeah, a playpen.

You keep her on a leash too? Or like with a muzzle?

I don't have a muzzle. Unless I'm trying to sleep. But wait, let's be fair. Those playpens are just cages. They drive the ball crazy. It's like, get in your cage!

Get in! Come on, heel!

It's a kid kennel.

Yeah.

She put out slop for it once a day.

Well, baby food is kind of like slop.

Yes, actually.

Actually, it is.

Cage-y kids. my daughter but she's not a cage. She takes care of that kid every day. I can't remember if we put you in a cage, EJ, but my guess is yes. I'd have to ask mom.

Mom would call it a playpen, but yeah.

A playpen, yeah, we'd put you in the playpen. You know, left you there. Hey, we'll be back in a couple hours, kid. You know, that's a? Alright, big day today. Good day. I mean, other than the losing on the Spooky Lake, the up and down on the Phoenix Lake,

that was a thing of beauty. And this Bach-Rach hand, a three card nine. If only we had bet the Heavenly Nine that no one knows how it pays, that would have been excellent. Good thing it wasn't a three card seven. Good thing it wasn't a three card seven.

That would have been a complete disaster.