2500 Players VS Minecraft Combat Master

On the Unstable SMP, the world's largest hardcore Minecraft server, the strongest players and I are about to fight an army of 2500 players. All at once. This was the hardest battle I've ever fought in an unstable SMP history. But to understand why I'm fighting this many players, and how I can even stand a chance, we need to go back. 7 months ago, a faction called the Law of Form to serve justice and protect the weak,

hunting down players who terrorized others, and I was their most wanted target. I spent months fighting them off, slaughtering lawmen one by one. Until I took part in a 1000 lawmen massacre, and when that story spread, the law used their authority to turn the entire server against me. They got so powerful, they could overwhelm me with massive waves of players, and I couldn't stop it. So they managed to exile me, but I wasn't giving up that easily. While I was exiled, I spent months seeking out the strongest warriors to train. Weapon by weapon,

I carved their mastery into my hands. And now I'm the strongest I've ever been. A master of Minecraft combat. And now I only have one goal, destroy the law. So I returned to my base, the same place I was originally exiled from to search for the law. Just generally just griefing my base for no reason. Why? Like, why did my base did not look like this before I left? Like how am I supposed to even clean this up?

Like, oh, nice. What a beautiful base I have here. Are we serious? All pattern. Oh, nice nice bro. Ball sh- okay.

Relax.

Just one person.

Why are you here? At my base. Standing before me was Lettuce K, the leader of the law. He single handedly caused all my trouble. And he was here to talk to me.

Look, I knew you'd come back. I told you to stay away, but I knew you wouldn't listen.

Oh.

And just hear me out. We go back a long time. You're one of the first people I worked under. Between you and Wenbu, I feel like you're the only person I have a chance of getting through to here. I just want to try talking one last time to save us all time and energy. Tell me, do you really think you're in the right fighting me here?

Um, I don't really think that matters. I don't really think you're in the right

by any means. Tell me, you think I don't know that? But there's no crowd, there's no group, there's no reason for me to pretend around you. You really think I'm not aware of the type of leader I've become? Like my whole life, I tried to do things fairly. I looked out for each and every person

around me in the beginning. I played by the rules, but every time I try, you, Wemboo, so many others like you would just take everything from me over and over again. The way I see it, I have to do whatever it takes for this server. Even if I go down in history as another ruthless leader, so long as the two of you are gone,

this server is fixable. So nobody ever has to go through what you two put me through. So the powerful can never thrive again. Everything I've gained hasn't been for me. It's just so this server can unite against people like you. So you can call me out for what I've done. I'm aware, and I expect to eventually be held accountable. But the question is, are you willing, just once, to take accountability

for everything you've done? Not just to me, but to every innocent person who's probably gotten in your way at some point. You just listen to me at any point, think of everything that could have been prevented. Jayden wouldn't be free, I wouldn't have to hold your friend captive, calling me out does nothing. So I'm here just to ask you, I'm here to give you the chance to just turn around, leave, and let me do my job. Just go. You would make this server better for thousands if you just disappeared.

Mmm.

I don't really think any of that matters unfortunately because now that I'm stronger than ever I can really just do whatever I want so.

Yeah.

Ugh. Look, the future of the server is gonna be determined soon I didn't expect you to join me but you really you really saw a conversation just I just I just want to give you the chance to back off that's it do what's right

okay I guess there's no convincing you I see but like run but likewise there's no With lettuce out of the way, I headed into a secret part of my base to check on my wolf army. Luckily, they were all still alive. So I loaded them into a machine I built, one that lets me teleport wolves straight to battle with a single pull of a fishing rod. But I could only use it one time.

With loot from my previous battles and my wolves ready, I had everything I needed to destroy the law. But before I could just massacre their army, there was one thing I had to do first. At LAW headquarters, literally 100 blocks away from my base, my best friend Lomity was locked up. And it was my fault why he was there, because while I was exiled, even though he asked me

not to, I stayed at his farm. Which resulted in LAW attacking it, capturing him, and destroying everything. So before they could threaten to kill him as leverage later, I had to free him. If it was the least I could do. But right as I prepared my inventory and was about to attack. Hello, bro. When boo. Okay, that's really random.

Have you seen an egg?

Hello.

It's been a very long time since I've seen you and you

brought just.

Wait, didn't you get exiled from the server?

Weren't you in law custody? Like, I heard about that. I mean, I need are you escape? But I just think.

Okay.

Hello.

Yeah. So have you seen egg here? I'm supposed to I'm supposed

to meet an egg Chan here. Egg is not here. Wimbu is one of the most powerful players possessing weapons such as the orbital strike cannon in the mace, the strongest weapon in all of Minecraft. And he's the same player who helped me take on the original army of a thousand players that got us here in the first place. I prefer to work alone, but Wimbu is an exception. You know, I have some things planned for Law, you know. They kinda griefed my base and whatnot,

but before I can do anything, I do have to break out a friend of mine from their prison. Oh, well that's actually, that's actually exactly why I'm here. Really? Because I also need to break out a friend from prison.

You wanna, you know, work together again? Break out? Destroy the prison? Or are you a solo player?

Um, not really. I don't really mind. So the two of us both trying to free a friend, headed straight to Law HQ to massacre them all. Wimbu with his mace and orbitals, and me with TNT Minecart PvP, the hardest combat style in all of Minecraft. Capable of one shotting a fully stacked player. on the wall that are okay how did they not notice us i literally just like flew over them uh i don't know i'm just i don't know the plan is really just the stealth of masters yeah all right all right kill them yeah the prison the entrance is in the main building i can like show there

was like 30 people in here all right draining we get oh really like like i should pot up i'm going to kill them so oh there's a lot of people beneath me.

All right, let's do it.

Good night.

The hard wall, my friend.

The sword wall.

You're really going to do this in our territory?

Yeah, well, you have one of my friends here.

I'm missing.

Oh, thanks.

Whoa, okay!

I really don't have to save these I guess.

Oh this dude's lagging. Oh that's why.

Oh that's freaking why.

Oh okay. Oh, God. What are these weapons?

So, Flynn, we wanna kill these guys and they go down to the prison?

Seems like a plan. That seems like too many.

Also, I think Zam is here. I have no idea why. Oh, really? But I saw some people dying to Xam and Chat, so.

You guys won't get the chance to do that. Dude, you have not killed a single enemy with your carts, I think.

I'm pretty sure you've only team killed.

Alright, buddy. Shut up.

Am I wrong? No one wants to hear you talk. Oh my bad Who the total if you're not only a totem you're gonna die

Don't even care

This is Julie team massacre Okay, I'm just gonna ignore Sarge Law. I feel like he helps us more than he hurts us.

You know what I mean?

That's really funny.

You really want to see that?

Bad spot, bad spot.

How does that feel?

Oh, I just blew myself up.

Holy. That's hot that's hot how does that feel oh I just blew myself up holy

Keeping me alive won't it harm you buddy

He wants revenge on me cuz I like bandits brother who my brother Yeah, I heard him screaming about that before like his brother wasn't replaceable or something. I don't know what he's talking about. I don't know either. He's like your buddy wouldn't ban my brother. No there's not this there's not supposed to be this much talking in a fight. Yeah well this isn't fight is it now yeah I call this guy my my my my mind oh you suck no oh my god Oh My god I haven't told him be careful this man is strong Oh he's gone bro. Oh bro, but he's full nether right now.

Yeah. Oh, I'm dead. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine,

mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, All along we didn't know it was his kill.

Pick up.

All right, yo, wait up. I've been in this prison before, so I know the layout. You were looking for Lomity, you said? Yeah. All right, Lomity is underground in the prison. He's in the main holding cell with everyone.

Are you sure Lom like wants to leave? I don't know. I really thought too far behind. I mean, well, how much choice can you go down and free everyone and all stay on the service? Free everybody. Yes, bro. Well, you're going to kill everyone anyway, so you may as well. Yeah, everybody, bro. I guess I'll free everybody. Yes, bro So well, you're gonna kill everyone anyways, so you may as well

Be everybody bro there. I guess I'll free everybody and a spyglass you greedy you think I'm stupid I Need that I need it Way my I traded all my another armor. Oh Wait, I dude. Oh, it's all probably despawned by now. Dude, that was like 30 sets of netherite. They really want these prisoners secure. I mean, that didn't really stop us, but... Dude, wait, I'm going to explore this. Are you in a rush

to save Lomity? Are they going to like stall him. Uh, it's over here.

I just hope I don't run out of cards. I don't even know.

Just be fast please because if Lettuce gets here before everyone, you know, they're gonna kill...

He's gonna, yeah.

Okay.

Die. Oh there's money. What is going on?

Run free. Run free.

My friends ride.

Spoke.

Open the door.

Where the voice is coming from?

Open the door. How are the voices coming from? Open the door, how?

Hello?

They said I'm gonna ruin the day they put a bucket on my head.

Oh, okay. I got you.

I'm D.Va.

My friends is here!

It's wraps for you all!

Your gold coins!

Oh shoot. GG's!

What? Wait, what?

Flame?

Hey, Zam.

What are you doing?

Oh, that does a lot of damage.

Oh my God, it actually is him, wow.

All right, uh, wait, why would it help?

Let's have fun.

I guess he doesn't need our help, right?

No!

Okay. My man is good. He's pretty much good. Just watch him. That's me. That's me. You have a low shield on by the way.

Sorry. Yeah.

I got you.

Flame, I'm ready to banana cart.

Okay.

Just let me know.

Good work.

Just shooting a star's a lot, buddy.

What? Oh. Oh. Oh no. No. Oh My god Oh my god, oh

I am packing you up, buddy

All the armors breaking their armors breaking the wolf the wolves are actually putting them damage. Yeah, the armor is shattering.

For my brother.

You just killed your team. That's useful for me, actually.

Thank you.

Oh, Sarge.

Team killing.

Yeah.

I'll take that.

Oh, protein killed. Yeah, I'll take that.

Oh, protein killed.

Alright, sorry, I'm ending this for you. Oh, clean it up, no aura.

Got no authority over me, buddy. I'm sorry for you Sarge, it is the end for you. You are nothing compared to my power. My sheer power. That did nothing to me. Zero hearts. Your brother would be ashamed of you, probably. Do another one, Sarge.

Do another one.

Where's the lettuce?

Dang, my helmet's about to break. I low-key want to kill this guy now.

Wait, break his shield, disable his shield.

Thank you.

All right, where's that helmet? All right. That guy was a looping yada, oh my God. That was fun.

Are people trapped in the rooms. Yeah, you can just finish the rest of them. Nobody's time to go. Come on.

Come on. No, are you crazy? I'm not breaking the law. I'm staying right here.

Hold on.

Go on, bro. Like let's go, bro. We're getting you out of here. Come on.

We're on earth. So I trust you at all. You stole mace, got my farm destroyed, and you keep fighting the law. Instead of just admitting that you're in the wrong!

Okay.

I'm not going with someone who refuses to see the other side of things.

Come on, I did not waste all my time. No, I'm not going with you, bro. From everything you've put me through. Right these guys have a good reason to want you in jail. Oh, what are you even talking about? Come on? Let's just go like I was just leave me Bro, my gosh, bro. Just leave come on and leave. Why are you just what's the point? I just can't trust you, bro. I Just can't I really can't you can't trust me when I came here and like I tried to help you, bro No, I want to stay in my cell. I want to wait until my time is over.

What's your sentence?

Months.

Mom's you're in here for okay. Let's just go.

Yeah.

I mean because of you dude.

Okay.

Yo, what's up guys?

Back.

Mom.

Eddie. Come on.

We have to go.

No, dude, why would I? You want you're not going to change. Like, why should I trust someone who's not willing to change? Don't make that make sense to you.

Oh, really? That's it.

Yes. Look, the only way I'm going to leave if the law lets me go, that's the only way I'm going to leave. Only way you're going to leave. Only way. Actually, where's my mace, bro? You took that from me. After you ran away.

What are you talking about? You gave it to... I still need it.

Just give me my mace, bro.

I still need it. You're not getting it unless you leave.

Are you serious? Okay, so you took my mace and okay.

Oh, that's great. Lomity didn't want to leave prison because he didn't want to break the law, which means the only way to get him out would be by taking down the entirety of the law. I couldn't hold back anymore, so I pulled out the mace that deals more damage the higher you fall, capable of one-shotting fully stacked players. And there was an army waiting for me at the top of Law HQ. I'm using a maze dude this is nominees where is long you didn't want to leave He's an idiot. Yo, what are you doing here?

What?

What can I say? I am a negotiator.

All right, now it's for the two of us trying to crit me. Surrounded by a lot of fools. Oh, well, there we go.

This works.

Keep going, Flame. We're doing great. Execute them at once immediately.

Oh, taking commands from Prince M.

Yeah.

Like the good old days.

Yeah, bro.

Watch out!

Oh my God.

Oh, what the?

Oh, two.

Oh my gosh.

I'm just trying to AFK. Yo, are you going to keep popping yourself or are you going to actually play?

Yeah.

Blame? Man, I'm disappointed, but expected.

Yo.

Dude.

Give me Lomity's mace back.

We can talk later.

You want your brother's shield? Come get it! Can you come out here and help me fight? Where's Lettuce? Guys, come on, let's get him! No, Flame! No, Flame!

They're my teammates.

Give me my shield.

Flame, Flame, they're my teammates, they're my teammates.

I'm just killing anyone.

Guys, come get me.

Shut up.

What?

Dear God.

Oh, Wembo, you need help?

I got you, don't worry.

Yo, oh my God!

Damn.

That did stuff. Yo, oh my god That that is stuff

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

Let him lettuce

I don't have any more rockets about a wide-angle with take that

My god Take that. Oh, thank you, man. Oh, good work, Flame. Oh my god. Flame, kill them all.

You can't think that you're in the right here.

You are cooked, buddy. You are cooked. You're the one trying to rule the entire server, no? It's for the greater good. No, it's not. For the greater good.

For the greater good. For the greater good.

For the greater good. You are cut. You're the one trying to rule the entire server, no?

It's for the greater good. No, it's not.

For the greater good. Hey, Jose, can I get some boots?

Yeah, I got you.

Wait, it's actually generational.

Wait, SargeLot's dead.

Wait, SargeLot is dying horrifically here.

I need backup. We need backup.

I'm gonna kill you for your brother.

And when you see him, say hi.

Oh, is that worth?

Is that worth?

Oh.

Oh wait, Lex is still here.

Kill whoever's left. Let's just, yo wait, bro. I'll give you one chance to join the team. One chance to join the team. All you gotta do is take- Absolutely not.

All right.

Absolutely not.

Oh, nice.

You haven't landed a single shot on me by the way.

You are trash.

That's just not true.

You are genuinely trash.

Shoot.

What is going on over here?

Oh, whoa.

Dude, I haven't, oh my God.

What activities could smoke any of you out?

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.

Oh.

No! Battle Burst is more for the kill. Oh my gosh, we're chill chill. Hey, we're chill. We're chill. We're chill. Oh, oh, yeah So where's Louie did everyone where is lettuce I think we everyone. I can't even lie. Oh, oh no, no Wait stragglers Yeah, what's right it's the grand this is the betrayal I'm sorry you guys I execute order 88 Oh Nice Let's go jumper Water buckets gonna pick up your god. Okay. Well, I gotta say we did pretty good got you guys. That's crazy

Dang this place is just a complete greater now. Yeah, do we want to um blow up anything else?

Is there anything else?

Is there anything else for us to raid?

I mean.

Okay, actually, you know what we need to do?

Is this a Wii thing or?

Okay, we're all here. I didn't expect to be.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Can we get some warning or no?

Hey bro, Spokes said, Spokes Well, spokes said spokes. How many more of those do you have?

A couple. Limbo, bro.

You got it like tell us.

Let's save some.

Let's save some.

Everyone was fine. Everyone was fine. I mean, I got plenty. Don't worry. But I don't have. Yo, what I what I know of is, bro, your dog attacked me.

All right. did you order it? Oh, yeah, we wait let's chill What I don't have plenty of his rockets anyone got wind charges or rockets. I don't blame that's my Thank you You're literally everywhere. You're actually still up. We just nuked the entirety of this place. So good work everyone. Here's the problem though. Has anyone seen Parrot?

Yeah.

Parrot was supposed to be locked up in this prison and he was nowhere to be found. And? We need Parrot to do this.

What?

Let's make that clear. We just killed Lettuce's entire army. We could just roll up to Northern Council right now and kill him. What we have to do is bigger than just killing a bunch of random players.

We've both done that. We've already killed thousands of their army, but they're just gonna keep recruiting more and more. If we don't- Oh yeah, wait, wait, why are you even here? So you came here to free Parrot? Look, the only way we're actually gonna stop this forever, we're gonna stop Lettuce from recruiting more and more players on the server is if we-

Is by banning him. Is if we handle this the right way. We need to find Parrot.

Wait, why do we need to find Parrot?

I mean, I like Barret, I don't mind to help him. We need to have the server's favor on our side in order to actually win.

What's stopping another group from forming like another law after we defeat Lettuce. If we kill Lettuce, some other player's just gonna take his position. It's gonna be one of his goons. One of his goons, I don't know, Sarge Law,

is that guy gonna- That dude is an idiot, he has two brain cells. I forgot what. All it takes is a guy of two brain cells to say, let's go kill the server's criminals and the entire, everyone's gonna listen. We have to get Parrot who actually can, like can actually speak to the players,

is actually in good graces. This is not the safest location to be discussing. Yeah, low key, he's probably going to... Yeah, I think it's time to head to the secret base.

Is this really a team thing now?

I didn't...

I mean, okay, we can at least go to a secret base.

Yeah, we have a secret base jumper, right?

Yeah, we are playing.

You wanna just go slime out Lettuce?

I mean, might as well.

I don't really see the downside.

If you guys go kill Lettuce now, you're just gonna be fighting thousands of players again and again till you guys die.

Is that really the life you wanna live?

One of these times when we ban Lettuce? No, because after Lettuce,

someone else is just gonna keep sending waves I didn't really want to work with Spoke and his team, literally every single one of them except Zam has caused me some type of trouble. Spoke sent armies after me to kill me, Jumper worked with Bat, the bounty assassin team to hunt me down, and Jaden literally stole Lamedy's other mace and betrayed me. But I knew if

I wanted the best possible odds to save Lamedy and destroy the law, I had to work with them. don't get along all right come up this way okay here we are there she is I thought this was a secret base no it's our wonderful castle that nobody knows about you know about it I suppose oh that's a secret as it gets let's go inside you can come in it's okay there's probably not a trap. I don't know what he's talking about.

Yeah.

This is nice.

Oh, maybe we can mine our bag.

Yo! Guys!

Yo!

Hi, friends.

Yo, chill.

Suspicious house we have here, huh?

It's good, guys.

It's just a glowstone house. It's just a glowstone house.

Look who we got with us. the glowstone house.