33 TOTS PLAYER PICKS DECIDE OUR TEAM!

33 tops player picks decide our team!Bonjour ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the penultimate week of our Team of the Season special.To decide our teams today, all three of us will be opening 11 Team of the Season player picks each.So with no room for error, let me now go pray to the EA gods for 11 players in position.We have a week three Tots player pick to start proceedings.I've got my goalie.

Are you going to play it safe?Are you going to play it safe?Unless something massive comes out of here.

I'll give you six Tots player picks.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Start making the deals.I don't need any deals.I've used this guy.I don't like him.I don't like him that much, although he does look good.What do you mean you don't like him?

He looks good, but I didn't like him.What are you talking about?They've almost made the perfect camp.Yeah, but there's a goalie here, do you know what I mean?I know this guy looks alright.He is genuinely six foot and seven inches, so he's 100 % getting in.

Right, we probably will.If Mia Suri don't get off the keeper, who's our keeper?

Have Kinski.See that save.I don't know, to be fair, a gold goalie?Yeah, what a save from Kinski.Surely you'll get one.Surely you'll get one.

Right, Lopez.We have Koulibaly.Would he actually be alright?Yeah, he would be, no?Yeah?Coulibaly and Villamil.

I mean, that's an easy one, is it not?

He's going to be sorting it.You've started off alright, Tommy, haven't you?

Have I not started off?This is really weird.My first two picks have been a goalie and a centre -back.

You two should just be looking to grief each other this week.Put the seatbelt on.Lads, we've got rewards from last week.

Mine are one of three, just so everyone knows.Mine are one of four.I dropped an absolute stinker.But that's what the game is, the game.Now, Tom's going to no -look these days, ladies and gentlemen.Just these two red picks.

Right.Is there four on the screen?Can you just stop mixing it around for a second before I react?Why are you reacting like that?I don't like being blind.Now that you've moved your players around, I'm just...

one player on that screen that is absolutely out of this world.

No, there's no way.If this is Harry Kane or Alise, I'm going to cry.How good is this player that I potentially could miss out on?I think you will actually be devastated.

No, it's Harry Kane.

It's Harry Kane.You're going to tell me I'm...Right, come on, Tom Mann.

Think if I picked him.

Oh, you've dropped a bit of a stinker.It wasn't Kane, but it was 96.Slotterbeck.Oh, that's right.Don't get me scared, that's fine.No, look, these bad boys.

Right, no reaction tells me number three.Oh, my God!You just missed one humongous...

Oh, Kingy.96 Harder!Right, I'm bumming about that one.Oh, that's bad.Oh, my God.

That's really bad.

You just missed two 96ers.

I just missed a Slotterbeck and a Harder.

At least you've got a full back.

Didn't miss your takeaway meal at the weekend though, did you?Right, sure I don't, mate.Not today.I haven't eaten since last week.Cuba.Al -Dasari is actually not bad, it's probably going to have to be him.

Or I just get a set...He keeps coming up.

You know when they just give someone, randomly, an unbelievable card even though he's low -rated?Like, Al -Dasari, look at that.That's outrageous.He's just missing incisive, really.

Would that be my left mid sorted, then?Although, is he left -footed?

Oh, he's right -footed, yeah, he's in.Five -star, five -star as well.Yeah, yeah, he's in.Outrageous player.

So we've got centre -back goalie, left -back, holding midfielder, left midfielder, so far, now...Please, can we get a juice, I need a striker like Harder.This might be one of the better teams we've used in a while, guys.Oh my God, I'm going to have to pick Kufa, aren't I?Oh, is he any good?

He's classed.He's actually sick.Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Inventive Plus actually isn't that bad.bad as that.

I've started to learn just what the perfect player looks like and that is close.I think he might be the chosen one.

He can.First Topps player of the week.This could be any Topps.Any player.Any Topps, any player.Oh my God.

I mean it might have to be him just so I've got the centre back.That's CB, isn't it?

Boring!Oh, but look at, like, that's also really...

Oh, she's got the Sambo driver.

She low -key.She low -key.She is just Peter.

I'm going to go for Cowboy.It's so strange.Not sure if I should have done that.See your players now from here without specs.Is it working?Are you officially like laser eye surgeon?

You haven't had surgery?I'm a good 85 -90 % vision now, yeah.Yeah?I had quite a lot of people say to me, Shorty, don't get laser eye surgery, you might go blind.

I've swerved it.

Oh, you could do that if anything though, do you know what I mean?I could fart in your eye and you could go blind.Yeah, exactly.

I could get hit by a bus tomorrow, do you know what I mean?

Oh, she's my valiant aunt.Kenny Kingston!Oh God, I've already got a left back, haven't I?

First bad one.Wait, does that mean someone's out of position here?

Centre back.I've already taken a left mid.Sorry, I can only play left mid, so it actually is just the only person I can pick is Udo and put him centre back.Udo.Haven't even checked his play styles, by the way.He's got my pass.

I've still got a centre back with no block.

He's got surf gold.

First touch mate, look at that.Right, I need attackers and midfielders, I think.That's perfect as well.Right, why is the shine around the card when it's not?He's purple, blue.Do you know how good that is?

He's 95, he's unbelievable.

He's got precision header and an enforceable.So?So?It doesn't matter.He's 6 '7". You know what, I think we should have a last look at this. Oi, I think this should be... Why have you got to be used to being 6 '6"?Just shrunk a bit.

To be fair, Daniel Sturridge on one FIFA was 5 '11", and the next FIFA was 6 '2".That is a dreaded, genuine thing.Hold on, lads.That's 5 '6".He could be a bit of fun here, no?Lengthy six foot seven, just bang the ball onto him.

I would be picking him and putting him right mid.Six foot seven, lengthy, just get the ball to him.It's literally his best position anyway.So that's purple.Why is it blue around the corner?

So that's blue.Oh my God, that's two dupes.Wait, she might be able to play right mid, can you?What, she's not a duper, is she?No.Oh no, she's come out already.

Go on, goalkeeper.Blue.Yeah!RIDICULOUS!Top, top, top, top.

No, I think she might be the best card in the game.

Top level.She has 97 pace.For that reason, Dermine is in.I need a right -back, lads.I'm pretty sure I don't have one.

Yeah, you'll get one.It'll give you everything that you want these picks.

It is giving me everything I want.Oh, he's a really good goalkeeper, guys.Until now.Oh, Sonny's good.Sonny's actually good.You've done pretty well here, Tommy.

I'm not going to lie.

Sonny's actually good, but I'm pretty sure he won't be.

Sure, imagine if he actually had picked, like, the Schlotterbecken.

Yeah.Yeah, this team would be a disgrace.Who does not have Scott Beckenhoe?

Harder.

Harder?

Oh my God.But like, Pavlovic was even in as well.By the way, Harder can play right mid.Oh wait, no, he's got right mid.

Sorry, slow sports news over here, guys.

I think I have to take Sane, because someone's out of position regardless.I'm going to take Sane, lads, and I'm pretty sure I've got two players out of position.Nice.I've got two players out of position, and also I'm not playing my games here.You might think we're playing here.I will be going to the restroom very soon.

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The no -look off -drip, do not give anything away.

I won't, I won't, I won't.No, because you start smirking.Start smirking.

Okay, well then show your picker number.Four.I'm not doing it!You can't help yourself, mate.

I can't help myself, mate.Hello, mate.

Oh, Joe, I don't even know where four is now.OK, you've lost it.Does this keep going?

You're on it now, you're on it now.It keeps just going right to left, yeah.

Shorty, say now at some point.

OK.Oh!He's actually good.I think Stiller's really good.Is he not worth quite a lot of money?

Stiller!Not going in drill.You're not as lucky as me.You're not as lucky as me.Okay, okay, okay.Well, let's just get it done.

The ginger ninja.Her name's Bull Saga.

You did have Uber McConaughey in there.

You could have got Uber McConaughey, that was it.

Can she play right back?It's over.No, it's over, yeah.How tall is she?Oh my gosh, she's not got a jockey.No joke, Kwikset Plus is good.

5 -9.

Could be worse, to be fair.It's over.My seven losses, I'm going to catch you now.Hold, because of last week.What?!

He's just got a hard -on!He got a hard -on!And he can take, what, you're saying Harry can take that, yeah?

What?Yeah, he can take it.He's allowed to look at this one?Yeah, yeah, because he's done two without looking, yeah.He's got rewarded for getting a higher rank last week.Oh, my God.

Me, I was like seven and a half, and I lost six times in a row.Do I pick Ta?

No, no, you have to pick hard -on.at her.Yeah?

Look at her.

I don't know, what do you reckon?She's unbelievable.I haven't used her.I love it.I haven't used her.

Because you bailed on her.

I'm picking her.I'm used to the account that you've destroyed me on.

Hey, Joe, say it quietly, but I'm actually creating a bit of a spy in here.

He's got Koov out as well.

Listen, guys, last week...Oh, he's sick.Last week, one of my double wheel spins was clean sheet and mirror.Tom, I'm going to proper, proper just not have to see your bell on.

Oh, he's going Bayliss, right.Jamie is going to arrive soon, guys, by the way.Millward just lost the play -off semi -final, so he's crying his way back home.

Hey, Anton, what country's Bayliss from?Australia.No, it's New Zealand.What do you mean?

Old.

Is that not an Australian flag?

Or am I just dreaming things?No, that doesn't look like New Zealand.Oh, yeah, it's New Zealand, obviously.But how have you not got that then?

Yeah, how have you done that?How have you managed that then?

New Zealand just...

Yeah.There's your goalkeeper.Oh, no, there's your full -back.Right, I'll pick Raumier.Again, seatbelt off.Here he goes.

You need to stop sulking.Yeah, well, Tom, he is absolutely unbelievable.He's good, no, he's good.Let's have a look.He's good, look.He's good at passing.

Oh, right, wow.

He passed that ball so much.

What do you need?Left back, goalie?I feel like I've lost track.You need a goalie still, no?No, I've lost complete and nothing.You need a left back.

Yeah, he definitely needs a goal.

Oh, he's so good.He just looks more fun, don't he, than the other two, like, realistically.He's so good, Gabriel Sarra.I went for a beer with him last week.

Joe Orr, Joe Orr, I'm going to do something mad.I'm not even going to look at his play styles.

Can we look at his playstyle though, because I just don't know what he's got.I mean, you've done alright with that, haven't you?He's got everything, basically what you need.

He's alright.He's alright.

No, you've got a centre back as well.Goalkeeper, centre back.Well, you've got another left back.

I think it's over.

Can she play anywhere else?Because that might be the worst Totts pick I've ever seen.That's for being stanky.Well you've got a right mid, you've got a camera, you've got a striker, you've got two centre backs.Right, let's just try and stick to everyone being in position then.Wait, are you basing your 10th or 11th pick being a right back and a goalie?

Right back, centre back, goalkeeper.

They're the three picks you need?

Yeah.

Harry needs right back, centre back, goalie.

If Koufal could come up, that'd be sick.

By the way, his defence is going to be all out of position.

Really?He's not going to get any of them.More importantly, I only got off of that dick.

You know when you've got De Mornay, for example, you're like, no worries, dead player, move on.Oh, there you go.Got a goalie at least.Got a 95 or 80 goalkeeper.Kobe Kingston as well.

Off the top rope.He's six foot one, that is shocking mate.

How tall is she?You don't know if she's six foot three?She's like the tallest keeper in the game.She's not.Give me left mid, NWSL, centre mid from Turkish league and then the striker from Liga.Just give me purple, purple, purple.

There's a good start.He can't play right back.

No, just give me someone who can at least defend.I don't think he can play right back either.

You're two players so far have 50 defending and 56 defending.He can't play right back either.

He can.

He could.He could play right back if he'd like.Why are you looking at Rissa's playstyles?And what are you going to do with it?Because it's lengthy?No, I called him when I was in my team.

He's three inches taller than my keeper.I couldn't have put my keeper right back.Rissa the Rizzler.That's what I called him.

Me and him have got things in common.Right.Rizzing.I'm going to pick Maci.Maci.What do you call him?

Maci?Maci?So I've got three out of position.You've got two, and one of them two of me are defenders.You've got three out of position?You're dead.

You're washed.Yeah, but Onachu's one of them.My turn, guys.I am actually going to have to hold on.

Holy moly.Hi, guys.Welcome to Ranked.Six rewards?I realise you might have won this month by tricking me into picking harder, Senator.tough.

So, how's everyone feeling about what's on the screen?

No, that's Welles' lie.Not much.

Penalty for the hosts.

I feel like that's probably pretty down, I reckon.

You've probably picked the best one.Show your best player.Oh, Alex Garcia!It's so boring, like, if I saw a video pop up on my timeline that said 33 tops picks to side our team, and then Alex Garcia's been picked, I'd be really disappointed.

There's two good, one bad, you would say.

But they're very, like, rank six rewards, yeah?You don't have to stress too much.

I think the two are really good.

He's good, though.

He's class.

Come on, then!He's decent, yeah.Come on, then, shuns!Let's go, let's have some centre -backs.Right -backs!I could have done with that, you know.

Yeah, that's...Sorry.If you learn from your mistakes here, there's an obvious pick.There's an obvious pick?Is it Dick?Do you reckon this is obvious, who I go with here?

Yeah.It is now.What are you deliberating about here Sean?I don't know.You're normally pretty good at building teams.I don't know.

Just make the obvious call.Alright, dick.Cool.

Why have you done that?

She can literally play right back and left back.Why would you not take that given that me and Harry both didn't get a right back?I don't know.Because I'll probably just pull it off.You've got loads of right backs.

You just didn't take them, Tiggy.We just got one, that's that red.Yeah, he's going to pick Zeze though.

Yeah, I'm going to have to kind of pick Zezdog.Don't you worry, Tommy boy.Don't you worry, Tommy boy.I'll sort it right out.Randall, Villamini, or she's...I used her last week in the Hashtag House video lads and went nine and six, so I won't be using her again.

I realise how you boys look at me now.Like, you're making some really stupid decisions here.Boys, I'm going to go for Randall because...I want to.Well done.That's my reasoning.

Come on then.Oh no, that's not what I wanted to see.And there is my justified pick there, Thomas.True.You've actually got really lucky, to be fair, because your out position is going to be your forward player.You've actually got really shushy.

It doesn't make sense.Maybe I'm going to be wise and actuallytake Kuba.How's the picks going boys?Changers!More by the Tigers!

Oh mate, I'm sorry.Do you want a hug?That's not on.I'm very sorry that you lost that game.Six months of supporting Millwall, that is heartbreak.Do you know what I mean?

Are you alright?Don't do that.Oh mate.

You know what the worst part is?I was on the phone to my mum before the game because I was gonna surprise my dad.with flights to England to watch me walk.

Oi, cancel the flights!

That's not funny!

Don't laugh at that!

Just in case, in preparation, I was like, yeah, he can fly into Manchester, see me in Liverpool for a few nights, go down to London together.

That's tight, that's tight for me both.Smack him, go on.What do you want to do to a tiger right now?

Mould by the Tigers.You're getting mould by the Tigers.

Mould by the Tigers.You're getting mould by the Tigers.Do you need to sell the plane tickets or did you not get them?

Mate, we didn't book them yet, obviously.

Goalkeeper and centre midfielder.

Don't beg it today, you're on two yellows this month.Yeah, one while you're on the wheel.

Yeah, yeah.

So I wouldn't test it today if I was you.

Here you go guys.

Andre.

Stop giving me synonyms.

Oh, that's good.Oh, that's good as well.He's absolutely unbelievable.Yes, he is.

He's like the best.

He's so fast.Could he be lengthy if he's six foot two or has he just got too much balance?Sweet Jesus.Shorry, Shorry, Shorry.If you pick Solskjaer, can I have Barcola?

That's absolutely fine, Harry.Yeah, no problem this week.I've got no issue with that, genuinely.He is quite versatile and he kind of does have the passing play styles and he kind of does have finesse plus and he kind of does have load driven and game changer as well.I'm kind of going to have to pick him over Barcola.I'm sorry about calling stripe it.

Well, have you just not picked up?Yeah, because he'd be out of position.That is the most safe and boring thing ever.I'm trying out some different players.I've used Barcola this week.I've already used Barcola.

I've already used Barcola.You just rejected Bradley Barcola.Yeah, because I'll get him again anyway.Watch this.How mad is it Strafe's been gone for like a year then as soon as they made the playoff final?

Why is he in every single team of the season?No one likes you.No one likes you, Acaluche.I just definitely do already have a striker.I already got the red guy that can play striker.

You all.

I've got a lot of...

You all.

Right and left mid.Sorry, central players.Well, this is it.This is my final one.How many positions have you got out of position?Probably about eight.

Eight out of position?Oh, my God.

Go on, Duke.

Centre -back, Sam.

Absolutely calm as marbs.

Welcome, Davis.

I can't believe Tom tricked me into picking Harder.

Again though, if you picked Hard and you picked Barcola, we need some star players in this.

Lads, let's build some teams because the comeback is on.I just got Gabriel Sarra, what are you talking about, bro?

I've actually cooked.Thomas Frank would love my goalkeeper, every bit of his height.I've got Sané right back, which is a little bit of a problem now I think about it, but it's because I do want Anna Chou at right mid to play some haramble.However, I might swap these if that doesn't work.Stanway's annoying because why is she not a centre mid?Dermine is the star player and Aldosari is going to get me a lot of goals.

But I am very, very happy.And looking at the other boys teams, I'm pretty sure mine will be better.

Well, how about that then?shock, and that's probably my worst player pick team in a while, and I'm not happy because, Tom, are we level?Yes.And again, although the first two years I was invincible, this year has been the most dominant out of the three, and I'm looking to extend that lead, even though the third trophy is already in the bag.

All right then, boys, here I stand, six losses behind the other two chaps, but listen, Here's a couple things.I've got Holy in hand, alright?And I've got a holy good team, I'll tell you that for free.The only man is Sarah at right back.I had Tom absolutely waffling away as per usual about how rubbish my team was.It's looking class.

Everyone's in position, we're studying chemistry this week, and I'm ready to go 15 -0.You hear that, chaps?Unfortunately, I have to give this month's score update where Tom and Harry are battling it out at the top with 26 wins.And well, if I don't get my act together, I'll be doing another forfeit in the summer.Let's get into the games.Oh, and Tom.

What?I think you're ready to spin the wheel, fella.Yeah, I thought I would remember.Come on, you little chubby ferret.

I hate ferrets.

I hate ferret.Not enough pressure on the game.Should we snipe him?

Oh, I don't know if I'd feel confident.Yeah, I'll bar him.You can snipe him if you want, Troy, but that'll be the final nail in the coffin for you.The comments have already been saying, like, I can't do much worse than you, so...

Much worse than who?Yeah, he's saying if he beats you, it'll be game over.If he beats me?

Yeah, you would be gone forever.But that's not possible.Oh, come on.It's not impossible.Well, hey!

Wahey!

Wahey!I feel really left out of this wahey thing.

Right, boys, it's the race time.We're racing to the first three games completed and the winner is going to get a week four Tots SBC pack.Don't mind it, you know.And the last to complete three games is going to be on the wheel.Oh, I'm already on the wheel.Right.

Three, two, one, race.

This is in God's hands.You've definitely matched one of them, you know.You defo match one of them.

No, I didn't get him!My opponent's not going in, bruh!At least I'm wholly hydrated.I never feel ropey, but after Glasgow, I was on the edge.Demolectrolyte in that wholly hydration, a bit of strawberry kiwi in.It's like heaven in a bottle.

They must have skipped the teams here.

First goal for the Dino!

Viva Dino!I'm coming for you, buddy!Are you on the hydrate as well, Tom?The hydrate?Yeah.Mate, I'm going 15 and over this week.

You think I'm on hydrate?I'm on the energy.What are you drinking?I've actually got the watermelon whale one.Look, I can show you here.Look at that.

Don't look actually, cos you need to play.Watermelon whale for me, son.

Go, go, go.

I actually need the energy.Go on.

Yes!

Who are we?Who are we?Hey, good mojo.No, Jamie.

Shaz.Big dog.I'm on the hydrate.Yep.Harry's on the hydrate.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tom's on the energy.Yeah, you see, what are you saying this week?See, they all sound fantastic, but I'm on the ice tea, mate.The ice tea?

The raspberry vanilla ice tea.I'm telling you something, it's absolutely out of this bloody world.Do you wonder why I'm tuning up this week, rather than bloody losing the first game?If you want to try something different, you can have the starter set deluxe, mate, and you can basically just try all the different types of things, if you guys fancy that, realistically.I'm just on the iced tea at the moment, chaps, because that's just my vibe, that's just my chill vibe.Holy moly, I'm in a good position.

Seriously though, this raspberry vanilla is absolutely out of this bloody world, mate.Hey, they also actually do a milkshake one, in the sample.

Really?

Yeah.

This is what he does.

Baco, Baco, Baco, Baco, Baco, Baco, Baco.I love you, mate.Thank you.

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Harder.Harder.The term is sport for choice, Cobra.

I'm also sport for choice with how many goal scorers I've got.Sulk, mate.Come on.OK, I'm on his heel.I'm on his heels.I'm on his heels.

Go, go, go, go.Stick to the stuff you know.If you want to be cool, follow one simple rule.Don't mess with the flow.No, no.Leave!

Are you imbecile?

he's leaving please you've got to go bro get this ready downstairs bro it's turkey dinosaurs harder one down quick quick quick quick quick quick go on son oh he's massive how is he that big oh bang chaps outrageous piece of work from mr bumgartner puts it in boys so sir come on man two nil no you've got to go at two lad there's the goal four one no rage quit though sure he's not got one either That would have been so poetic.Oh, it is.It is poetic, J -Dog, isn't it?Because he's rage quitting.

Why has he not left yet?Why has he not left yet?Leave, you idiot.Right, it's 4.Defender, please.

Oh, I'll tell you what.I think this is going to be a long one now.Shoot.It's not enough.Right, come on.There we go.

5 -1.Right, lads.Well, this is just not ideal.Look, I'm trying to do everything, boys.I'm trying to do everything.It's just not working.

Sorry, has Harry won the race now?Yeah, a while ago, mate.He's just not quitting.Like, it genuinely says 9 -2.Go on.Yes!

We've got a race on our hands, people!I'm a bit ahead of Tommy Boy, though.I'm a bit ahead.I'm a bit ahead.I'm a bit ahead.Come on, chaps.

That's two.Lead, brother.Get out of here.Get it in box.Get it in mixer.And let things happen.

That is an annoying goal to concede.Do you know what I mean?Come on, man.If I can get one more, I've got a chance.Chips.Yes.

Yes, come on.Come on, come on, come on.Surely, them two goals are annoying.Why are you not leaving?

What are you playing at?

Mate, I'm doing my best, Harry.What do you want me to do, Kingy?What are you doing?What are you doing?

Don't concede.

Can't believe I've conceded to this idiot.Yes, there's the...Yes!There's the third!Why has he not quit?Booyah!

Sorry, I'm sorry, mate.It was inevitable.This is a load of rubbish.Doesn't count for much, does it?I could genuinely go upstairs, go spin the wheel and come back and just be absolutely calm.

Pat for winning the race, apparently he was picked for the rest of the vid, so I've been scammed, so I'll remember that.However, if I go over to FootGG now...Is this who's in?Tom, I can get all these players.I could actually get a 95 FootGG rating Chawinga, however...

Dembele 6 .8, is he 6 .4 middle?

Yeah, but what I'm going to do here, filter defenders, because I only want defenders.

You can get all these defenders from here, though, still.Oh yeah, Zaire Emre is a right -back, yeah.Marco Asensio.Why do they put Asensio?He can play right -back as well.Oh, you've actually got a lot of choice now.

How many is that?6, 12, 18.There's 20 defenders in this pack.I could get a 94 .5.Pacho, that's not bad.

Pacho is the number three ranked defender on the game via FootGG's meta rating.

Who is it?Like, who's above him?If you click on the rank, does it come up?

Only Saliba and Van Dijk.

Wait, is that Totte Saliba?Yeah.I've got him.George, you have the number one rating.Really?He's the number one rated centre -back, yeah?

Do you know who is unbelievable, her?And I need a right -back or a centre -back.She's even the seventh best full -back as well.

Oh, she's quite right, yeah.

She a bit taller than us, I meant.Yeah, she's 6 '4".You can check that out on the app yourself.Scan this QR code, get the app for free.Let's manifest it together.Defender.

No.Defender.Defender.No.Defender.Defender.

Defender.

Unbelievable.Unbelievable.Is that Skriniar?Unbelievable.Mould by the Tigers!You're getting mould by the Tigers!

Mould by the Tigers!You're getting mould by the Tigers!

Well you had a 20 chance, you know what I mean?There was 20 of them in the pack, like it was actually destined.Manifestation might be real by the way people, you actually just saw it happen in person.

And you did it with me.

No, no I didn't.

Here we go lads.

First spin of the week.How many spins this week can we get, chaps?

That's cliche, you got away with that.Bit of wheel tampering with the vibrations though.Yeah, I agree.That's like the first time I've heard that.

If he bounced up and down, would that describe him?The producer even said that.

What was that, tampering?

He literally slowed it down.

Oh, you'd know all about tampering, wouldn't you, you Aussie prom.What am I doing, ref?You'd know all about it, wouldn't you?What am I playing now?

Kick, clash, no radar.

Kick, clash, no radar.That's easy with that team.

Stanway, you know, out of position, Stanway.Cannot believe she's just a DM.What a strange, strange thing to do.Oh, that's a beautiful goal.Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.I love it so much.

Oh, someone's just going to rage message me this weekend.Prize bag immediately.Look at that for a kick -clash.Even the balls blew.

Oh my god, that goal was probably 10 out of 10.Go on, Tom.Well done.Crazy good.

I can't believe what these fingers can produce.I don't get how you're so bad, but you're actually good.

What do you mean?

What do you mean?I literally beat you this week, bro.I beat you 9 -4.It was lagging, bro.I didn't get out of second gear.

Yeah, but Tom, you're one of the best players to ever grace the planet.I've clocked it while you're so bad.

What?I'm not playing.I don't know what it is.What?I don't know what it is.There's just something wrong with you.

Easy.Roof.What a goal, what a goal that was.

Honestly, honestly.

You're my motivation.I'm going to go to the gym just so we can have a fight.

It's a tough wheel spin there.

No it isn't.It's not when you play a lot.It's only hard when you don't play a lot.When you play a lot you can see who you're passing to.I'll do what I want then.It just ruins the wheelspin.

No, it doesn't.Yes, it does.It's free too.It's a good game.Yes, it does.There's no point doing it if you're allowed to just play a lot.

There's no point doing it.

Because you can see who you're passing to, Shorty.Mate, am I living some kind of deja vu here?Look, fine, fine, fine.Won't play a lot.

Won't play a lot.

Still score, don't I?We've had this conversation.I didn't score.Baldy, we've had this conversation.Mate, you're talking to the wrong person.The referee's right there.

What are you on about?Dingo, we've had this conversation.

Baldy, you better be careful.You're on two yellows.

No player locks.Goal.Well done.Ow, what the f**k?

Not for you.

Ow, Tom, stop it.You're like a horse.Stop it.Crime, mate.I don't need you to tell us that.What?

What?Come on then.No!Careful of my eyes!

Careful of my eyes you lot!Back of your head mate!Where's your eyes at?

You've got eyes in the back of your head have you?Yeah?Oh wait, your eyes there.Stop it.Two googly eyes.Two googly eyes.

Stop laughing, you're encouraging me.Come, come, I'm on it now.I'm on it.I ain't scared of you.I ain't scared of you.No, I can't.

I can't because I don't know.Get off me.Get off me.

Here we go.I'm going to lose it.Straight up smack it up.You don't want to see me angry.You don't want to see me angry.Not today.

Not today.Not today.I could launch it.

I could launch it.

Honestly.You're weak as hell.What?You just go gym.You don't do anything.Go on.

Go on.

Go on.Smash my face in.

Go on.What are you doing?He went absolutely far.

I can't wait to watch the noise.

He's nasty, mate.He takes it too far.Oh, it's 4 -3.I'm in trouble here.Oh, bollocks.It's 4 -0.

There's some player locking again.

Come on, boys.Well done.

Taking it.Lads, that could be an interesting decision.

Mate, you're too funny.

GC, Penn!GC!Look at me go.

A little bit of GC paintwork.Here we go.

He's back!Wahey!Wahey!Wahey!Conceded!Yes!

Yes!Shuri, bottle job!Mate, as soon as you can't play -a -lock Shuri.No, I'm play -a -locking anyway.I don't care.

He's allowed to.It's just kick, clash, no radar.

What a waste of time.

Yes, come on.What a win.What?The guy just quit.He just quit, lads.He was a bit scared.

I was going to win anyway, though.

No you wasn't.

2 -0 me, I'm too good.Rage quit, 5 -0.Cheers lads, see you for the challenge.Shake my hand.

Oh, I'm cooking.I'm cooking!Defla!Lads, I'm 16, they're lopping one off.

As Harry was beating someone 16 -0 in the first half, I eased past my opponent and it was challenge time.Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a good old -fashioned game of Twister.If you're unfamiliar, you have to place your hands and feet on a coloured circle while trying to not fall over.Whichever body part and colour the spinner lands on, everyone must move that body part to a free circle of that colour on the mat.If you fall, touch the mat with your knees or elbows, or can't make the move, you're out.The winner will receive a Tots pack and the loser spins the wheel.

Let's get it Twisted.Ready, boys?Ready.Twist me.

Any of you played Twisted before?Years and years and years and years and years ago.

I have barely played it.I'm aware, I know what it is, but I've barely played it.

All right, here we go.Harry up first.

This is the easy part.

Yeah, it's just like, this is going to be all right.

Right foot, yellow.You want C, don't you?Hmm.

I'm trying to think if like...

There's something strategic here.

Yeah.

And the rules does say it has to be quick, all right, boys?

Maybe I'll try and...

So he's already like...Is that to map off us?Is that going to damage us?Yeah, he's doing some good work blocking us off.Yeah, because you're blocking people, right.Just don't be hands straight away, please.

Left foot yellow.Left foot yellow.I think I'm actually going to go...Oh, he blocked it.No, do not twist the rules.Am I going to be screwed?

Wait, what did you say?Right foot yellow.

It's left foot.Oh, so left foot yellow.

Get it in!Right, left foot.I just...It's left foot.I was talking about three different things at once.Is that the equivalent of a twister?

I don't know what's worse, that or the Jenga.

Tom, you're up.

Yeah, here we go.

You're on the wheel.

It's just because I was getting pointed at that spot.

If I weren't so arse about the quality of the video, you'd be on the wheel.

Left hand, that's left hand on yellow.

Oh, is your back hurting, mate?No, I'm all right.My knees are clicking.

Good game, twister.Harry, right hand green.

Wait, I might get down.look like you, it feels more comfortable.Left hand, yellow.Me?Oh, bloody hell.Oh, you could be in a bit of...

Like that?Can you guide me?

What do you think, should I guide you?Am I on the left?Yeah, you're on the yellow.

Thank you.

Oh, my knee's f***ing killing it.Harry, right foot, green.This is actually harder than it looks, I think.Tom?Oh, my hamstring is f***ing gone.

Right foot, red.

Nice.

Yeah?

Harry?Yeah.Just make me move, please.Right foot red.

Oh, he's...

GG.

Oh, my God.

Erm...

Oh, my God.

Yeah.I need Shoria.I've still got it.

Spin.Spin.Tom?Look at my arm.Left foot green.

Oh, you can do it.Wow, what a play.Oh, I've got it.

I've got it.Watch out.knee.Harry, Harry.Left hand red.Oh, f***ing red.

I think I'm going to collapse.

I've got my right knee.I actually got there as well.Oh my god.Oi, I tried beating some sense into it as well.That right knee is not going to get going.Sounds like I've come off the best here.

I actually need to go to the gym.

Oh, I just went right one bad angle.Yeah, I was right one angle, caught me the wrong way.And the winner is..

.

Do you like it?My butt twinged as well.Didn't do the same damage when we were a kid, did it?No.

Bro, there was just so much talk.All I heard was green and I was just like, all right, yeah, over I go.Sorry, yellow, whatever it was.Cut then, boys.

Well, that was pretty special of me, wasn't it?

It makes you feel better for the Jenga.

I really could have done with you being on the wheel though.

It doesn't matter yet, do you know what I mean?Sometimes you plan these things out and they go brilliantly well.He's actually just not played Twister, he's done no physical training, he's just got a green anyway, yeah.

The good thing is, because you've got good teams, it'll probably be position for position, so better play.

No, it's a lot of out -of -position.

Is there a chance of stiffing?Yeah, definitely.

There's so much out -of -position, you definitely can.

Before shortly picked, we forgot to choose our captains that...What's the word when it's...There's a better word for it.

They're not allowed to be touched, but I don't know what the word is.No, what's the word?

It's not even excluded, I don't think, but excluded from the group.They're just invincible, basically.

My captain is Derminé.Oh, I didn't see that coming.Obviously my best player.Yeah, I didn't see that coming, mate.

Hands off.Hands off what you can't afford.Go on then, I'll pick harder whilst best attacker as well.

Look, we can't have any of the attackers.So that was literally the two players I was going for.

Right, well, that's fun.No, Shorie, what you could do, yeah?

Yeah.

Could you take Tom's left back, play her right back and give him one of them and then he'll have two full backs out of position?

Yeah, I could do that.I would have taken Damone, but you've gone all boring.Tom, I'm going to take your left back and you can have Gabrielle, Sarah and Joy.

You're going to take my left back?

Yes, I'm going to take your left back, so you're going to be playing both positions out of position.

Yeah?

Yeah.Wow.

Well done, mate.

No worries, mate.Cheers.Well done.Well, boys, my 15 -0 hunt is still alive.Got myself a left back, we can play in position.She's also got a dead ball.

Time's pretty fantastic right now.

Smart thing from Shorty, if he replaced someone from me, then I could have just seen that empty position and just picked it.Well, I have to pick her.Literally got the other two players.What on earth?Still just went out of position though.

Right boys, because of Shuri's misdemeanours once again, we've ended up with Stanway at left back and Sarné at right back.So that now makes it three players out of position.However, he's an idiot for giving me Sara, because I've now got a really good centre midfielder.So it counts for something.

Any Tangfastics or Digestives this week?

No, I think I've had a little look through.He's got prawn cocktail crisps.I don't think he's got anything else.Oh, that is nasty work, that is.That's horrible, that.Yeah, unless he's hidden.

Who would have thought to look on the other side?

Just one, just one, just one.

Go on, we're in.He'll never know as well.No love this room.

Oh, he's good!

GC!GC pen, big dog!It's me. I'm barking for a GC pen.A bit of GC pen work again.Go on, Kingy.Just do what you feel comfortable doing, brother.

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Probably at the bottom, that's me.

Probably at the bottom, that's me.

It's not an echelon, King.Well, hey!Well, hey!

Domine!Good finish.

Good goal, Solch.

Shoot!Good goal, Solch!Up with those chicks!After that stupendous wheel spin didn't knock me off track and everyone else eased through game six, not much was different in the next two games taking us on to another challenge.

Right boys, you've all been told to put in a French and Super League defense and go on 95 depth.Yes.What we're going to do is the winner is the person to concede the least goals.And the loser is the person to concede the most.And we do have a tiebreaker in mind if it comes to it.Are we all 8 -0?

Yeah.I've got a feeling someone's going to match here.3, 2, 1, play!Oh my God, this guy's awful.Sure he's going to get a race quit and win.Go on, we're in.

Goal number one incoming.Onachu, go lasso!He's not going to quit, he just paused it.I think it's like tactical changes.He didn't pause it when the game started.He did it before I had the chance, do you know what I mean?

Are you on 95 depth?By the way, look, my guy, he's cool now, look.Changed.

Nice.

Is that a potato?Oh, it's water, isn't it?It's like a drop of water.I think so.I had it down as a blue potato.I want to ride a bike.

I haven't ridden a bike in ages.

You avoided my 95 depth question.

No, I promise you I've got it.Well, that's me conceded.one nil come on bang two one but i've conceded boys two nil come on i might be in come on maybe quit it's four one come on just leave three nil i'm three nil up for crying out loud boys it's five one just leave oh he's actually staying in as well so it's a tough one actually because technically you're losing right no you still need him to quit but i'm massively i'm massively losing yeah like I have conceded exponentially more goals than the other two.

It's quite scary because you can't do anything about it now.

Yeah, realistically, is he going to leave?Is he going to leave after...You've got about two more goals.Two more.If they don't leave after two more, it's over.Come on, brother.

You know he made subs then.

I'm 4 -0 up in 25 minutes!There's no way I'm going to lose when he should have quit.

Defend!No, man!No!It's over for me.Oh, it's over, boys, it's over.Just call it now.

Yes!I mean, sure he's conceded two at least.

Like, I'm gonna keep scoring, though.Is the 95 depth an issue?

Yeah.Yes.Nice.Domine, oh, what a goal!

No, he's scored.He's definitely in the whole game, too.Lads, I'm 7 -2 up, mate.You busybody, get out of here.George, do you know what's...I conceded as soon as I started, like, slowing it down.

And then I just got up and scored straight away.OK, right, I am in a full game without a shadow of a doubt.This is going to get really nervy.Go on, we're in again.

Chips and golazo!Yeah, I've conceded again.Surey!On the wheel!Surey, surey, on the wheel!

Oh, oh...

We've got a winner.George, can you make the player pick?Give me, like, Kufal or something.I'll try.I will try.Just open it right now.

Yeah, go on.There's nothing anyone can do about it, is there?No, there's not.

Mate, I'm actually going to lose this challenge.He's in again.

Oh, Shorty, stop it!But, like, what do you want me to do?He's in a 440, like...Yeah, but you could have just beat Tom at Twister and got him on the wheel.That'd be much better for me.

Oh, here he goes again.Meow.Rinse and repeat.

Rinse and repeat.All that matters with these challenges is like Tom going on the wheel.It doesn't matter whether I get these player picks or not.because like it's not like Tom's basically got a full team Barcola off the bench is sound actually off the bench you could just start like Barcola's a good pick but like I need a right back for the bid you know what I mean this is hilarious I'll be honest boys I can't mess this up from here he's conceded five times oh he's actually scored Tom yo he he just flicked me Surey can you just like stay focused please Tom I've got some controversy for you to rate out of ten Controversy.Yeah.So I got Barcola and I benched him.

What's wrong with you boys?What's the agenda against Barcola this week?

My left mid's just been playing well.Do you know what I mean?Do you not like a bit of...Nah, I'm not just Barcola.

Star players are star players for a reason.Go on.

Oh my god, I forget how slow they are.I've had a pack and two picks.I've not got a right back.What do you reckon was worse?Shorey Twist or Tom Jenga?Comments?

What do you want me to do about that?What do you want me to do about that?It's the first time I've been in this room, isn't it?Because I wasn't even here for the intro.No.So I will go as far as saying this is the longest ever into a video that I've ever been in one of your rooms.

What are we at?Game nine?It's a long time actually, yeah?That is a long time.Please be on side.Well, I've definitely lost the challenge, boys, but hopefully I get off the wheel.

Oh, he's in.

Get in.Oh, I snuck in.

Get in.Like, it's going to be seven now.This is just ridiculous.It's eight all.

It's going to be a double wisp.

What a 90th minute winner for Surey, wow.6 -4 means...I mean, it wasn't really ever in doubt, was it?There was a moment...No, it was.I was 5 -1 and he caused it.

There was a moment where you were close.Yeah, eight times because you had a narrow formation and my team was awful, just like your guys' team.My team was awful, was it?I've never played that either, yeah.Easy win for me, mate.6 -4, no problemo.

That means you're on the wheel again.Yeah, this was my chance at a 15 -0.And it's gone.It's probably gone.And it's gone.It's not even like I can spin green, you know.

Can't spin green, lads.I've already done it once.Oh, it's Jamie.Mate, that's good.

That's good.

That's good.That's alright.I know, with a decent team, that's not bad.Yeah, that's not that bad.For a wheelspin, I don't think that's that bad.Dermine, that's the ball.

Give it back to her.Dermine.Oh, it's beautiful.Boys, I'm locked.I'm locked.This group 15 -0 is on here.

I love this game.I love this game.I play, I play, I play.Bang.Smash.Goal.

My time.To be fair, I'm not sure we're actually like soaking in how big of a game this is.

Yeah, this is a huge game for you.This could get me to 10 -0.

Don't say for you, like it's not for you as well.But like, at the end of the day.We were 9 -6 last week, you're 9 -0.It's a big game for you as well.

Right.But like, at the end of the day, there's no pressure on me.There's nothing like that.do.It's completely out of my control.

4 -1

-1. Wait, is he making that good?

Some decent little Evos in there.

Some Evos, bro, but they're looking like they're from October.Lock, lock, lock.

Let's go, J -Dog.It's been a while since I've had my holy energy, I'll be honest.

Good goal.Lock in for 10.Lock in for 10.Oh, he's going to stay in.

Oh, he's not.They should be supporting him, really, because I'm six behind.You know what I mean?Six.

Yeah, come on, Jamie.You've got this.Tell you what.

Goal.Come on.Come on.A?Who's the dog?

We need you to win it.No, Tom.It's not what I want to happen, but I've just got a feeling he's going to lose.

Jamie's played really well, genuinely, in this game.

Yeah, I know, but I've just got a feeling he can't sustain it for 12 minutes.Keep recycling, J -Dog.

Look at that.Perfect from you, brother.

Nice.

Do you not play on Precision Shooter?Do you not play on Precision Shooter?

I usually have the arrow on.I don't know.

You can stop Aura farming and missing clear one -on -ones.

Goal.Yeah, you're never tackling.Yeah, you're awful.Just walking a straight line.

T -Bear, make sure you bet you've done better than Milwaukee because you really scored.Right, watch that recycle pass.Unlucky.Unlucky.Unlucky.It's alright.

He was right, T -Bear.You were not playing that level for a whole game.

He's just not good enough.Trust me.From when I said that, Jamie was the better player, but you could tell he wouldn't sustain it.Good play.Yes.Ignore him.

Just ignore them.Ignore them.

Get on with it.Come on, J -Dog.Wait for the right pass, wait for the right pass.Patience.That's it!That's it!

There!That's the one!

You see how good that was?

You see how good that was?

Mate, you see what you did there?

Bro, you waited for it.Yes!What are you doing?Dude, who've you got in net?Bro, you're not seriously coming to me after that, surely?It's a real shame.

45 and 0's just gone.Cheers, mate.Cheers.Cheers, mate.

It's just...

It's not over.

Get on attacking, go.Appreciate it Jamie, don't worry mate.

Well anyway, wheel.

What's this, number four this week?

Switch on, love it to be GC and he goes in and wins.It's Jamie again.It's not, it's red.

Upside down, turn around.Oh Jesus Christ.

Upside down, you're turning me, you're giving up.

I'll see you back here.

Yes, I'll admit.Jamie, I'll let you actually turn my team upside down as well, just like you've turned my record upside down.Upside down.

Boy, you turn me inside out.

Have you ever been kicked?Can't do it.Go for it.Guys, that's the team locked in, loaded.Hopefully, I'm inserting some dick into the opponent.We can't use that, can we?

Hopefully, I'm penetrating the opponent with the dick.

What?Technically, that's technically correct.

Game 11 was as simple as they come, which means we're on to yet another challenge.And now for the final challenge of the day.To celebrate Liga and Tottenham, we'll be putting a form of miming to the test with some footballer celebration charades.The rules are simple.We'll all have 30 seconds to get GC to guessas many celebrations in that time.

Whoever gets the most will receive a topspack and whoever gets the least spins the wheel.

Why do I know that?But I don't know who done it.

Yeah, you just have to think.

Jesse Lingard?Rashford?Is there something else?I don't know if that's helping it.It's only a celebration, isn't it?Jesse Lingard.

Who's tall?It's quite tall.

Three, two, one.Pogba.

Pogba, mate.

Are you ready, Troy?I'm ready, I'm ready.

You've got to beat four.

All right, I'll whistle you in, all right?Rooney?

Chicken?

Why did you hit so hard?

I've never tried to do it.Why do you think I've never tried to do it?I don't like him.

Ooh.Skip.

Cahill?Yep.Yeah.

It wasn't quite Cahill, but.Skip.Can't think what it is.Ooh, you need to stay in that one.

Start short.Wait, only have one skip yourself, yeah?I skipped you one.

Okay.What does that count?Okay, skip.

Yeah, how can I know what this is?I can't even think what Bruno does.It's a tough.I can't even know what Bruno does.

I'm already out.I'm already out.I'm already out.

I'm already out, I'm already out.There's no chance.I've got no chance.That's so good.There's nothing I could have done for George to have got that.That's so good.

I'm not going to lie, compared to Harry's ones, I feel like I would have got so many of Harry's.I was just unlucky.Yeah, well, this was mixed up by an independent adjudicator apparently.Do you know Sons?Yeah, I know Sons.

No, that's awful that I forgot that.That's awful I forgot that.You pick up what I put down.

Yeah?Yeah, but sometimes you don't put down a lot.

No, no, I'm going to put it down for you.

You've got to trust me.You've got to trust me.

On the list, are you ready?

Yeah.

Peter Crouch.Nice, good start.Robbie Fowler.Come on, GC!That's two.Bellingham.

Yes, GC!We're cooking!That's three, we've beaten you.Dele Alli.

Four.

You've got 40 seconds to get one, by the way.

Don't have to do it.And I'm on the wheel already.Bite your skin.

Alvarez.Do you know this?You're picking up what I'm putting down, Georgie boy!Keep going.

Bale.Yeah.

Is it, doesn't he, Skip?Yeah, I feel like it's that.I feel like he won't know either.He doesn't, he doesn't score.

No, we haven't seen any goals.He doesn't score.Oh, he's out.

I haven't seen him score in a while.

Nah, he won't know, Skip.Was that a tee one?Was that a tee one?Cole Palmer.Yeah, come on, DC.Come on, DC.

We're cooking here.We're cooking.

Forgot what he does.Oh, he does the - Two, one, time.Would you have got the tee?

I don't know who that is.Congratulations, Tommy boy.No, I don't know if I would, but I recognise the celebration, but I don't know.Yeah.

I thought you would have guessed that Megan Rapp or whatever her name is. I wouldn't have guessed a woman.

Well, here we are again.I can't actually believe this.Come on, mate.

0 for 4.

To be fair, that rechargeable.It deserves it, really, doesn't it?Right.George, I felt bad because Jamie had played his game and you hadn't played yours yet.And now you get to play yours.I mean, the wheel is just weighted.

Can we just prove that was first time, yeah?Because the way he said that, it just sounds like he knew it was coming.That was a first time spin, obviously, like they all are.

May the best man win.May the best man win.Harder.I'm locked in here, lads.I need to win this game.He's good.

Come on, man.Come on.

What the hell?What the hell?Fly like a bird, brother.I just didn't even...I think I'm better off not being in the chair.

Do you actually know how crazy it is that this puts me eight behind?

Yay, Baumgartner!Yeah!Oh my God, he's good.F*** me.Come on, come on.

Oh, that's just a load of rubbish.

He's not scored again.

Wait, George, did that go in?Is it 5 -1?

Yeah, it's harder.Come on, man.

The horse is in the bag.

Oh, Dermot, it's beautiful.Sorry, guys, there was some IT support here.

Yeah, we've lost some footage, apparently.Go, Lasso!We're still here boys, and I'm gonna be 12 -0 very quickly.I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.Yeah!He's actually desperately unlucky, brother.

Dingo!Whatever you want to do, brother.Shall we go to the wheel?

You can go to the wheel.Shall we go to the wheel?I can't fucking believe it.Well, guys, that's me and George off to the wheel.Jamie, might be you back in in a second, pal.Worst win number five of the week, guys.

Unfortunate.That is unfortunate.So many greens going around this week.

It does tend to go from a green to a pink.Jamie?Yeah?You're in, buddy.

What have I done?What have I just...No, you're jamming.You're absolutely jamming.Jamming.Oh, no.

Oh, you might have mistimed this.He knows what he's doing.Does he know what he's doing?Does he know what he's doing?Or is he going to get jelly legs?Yeah, he's off.

Yeah.Don't leave the AR behind.that one.

Come on!

Bro, you're crazy.

Come on!That's better, that's better.

Oh my God, if he scores this.Oh, that is inch perfect.Until he's done that, that was actually, that was actually like pro -level keeping the ball.Four or five minutes.Bro, you're playing really good.I'm not even capping.

One more, one more!Yeah!

That's what I told you!Yeah, I don't know how the hell that's a bat.

Is that a top?

Yeah, how's he actually done that penalty?Mate.I'm having a bad comfort pre -goal because I'm stressed.

At least, yes, GC, you're in.Well, I'm on pens, yeah.GC are me.GC are me.GC are me.Come on, Georgie boy, you've got to keep his 15 alive here.

Come on, come on.

He's been humping bottom left and he missed a few for me.

Bruno doesn't miss.Yeah, you couldn't do anything about it.I was going to go top left.Nah, it's Bruno, he can't miss.But see, I've dived bottom right and that's where I wanted to go and he's going to go there and save it.Yashin's too good in there.

Nah, he went bottom left.I'm going to go top left again.Right.

I'm sure you are salt in this person's head.

Yeah, you are wet in his head.Here we go, we're going to see another 15 -0 gone very soon.I think this is going to peter out here, you know, I think this is going to be good news.

Genuinely?Yeah, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone.If you go top corner at any point, like do a little step and dive, but not that early.You need that gymskin aura.

Joe, I actually think on a normal day I would have won this.It's a mind game, people.Oh my God, oh my God, Harry, you didn't even see why you lost it.Oh my God, just don't say anything.I reckon we just walk out.

Can I still do it?

What do you mean?You just done an aura recharge.You just cost him a 15 -0 at 12 -0.

Sorry, I wanted to do it.By the way, Harry, have you seen what you did?No, but...Harry didn't see what you did.No.I just chipped it out of the middle.

But I still had to try and do the aura thing because that's what I wanted to do.Yeah, but you can't chip it, him stand in the middle, catch it and then do the aura thing.Yeah, but...It just ruined my whole flow.Honestly, I genuinely think any other day this year...Can't turn down a handshake, can you?

No, I can't.Can't turn down a handshake.Can't turn down a handshake.Any other day this year, I genuinely think I would have won that penalty shootout.He literally done the most obvious pattern that I've ever seen in my life.

It was my fault for thinking he was quitting at 3 -1, then not scoring for 4 -1 and just shooting.

Come on!

He's gone for the light touch.Oh, my God.Oh, yes.It's Kleeney.Oi, it's Kleeney.Oi, your sheet's clean, do you know what I mean?

Come on!No!When I need it to deliver, it does it every time.Every single time you deliver.Every single time.

You didn't tell me!

Like, it's because it was going down to 91st, so I kind of knew he didn't have time to attack.Good s***, brother.Come on.Well played.That's what we do.Bro, you got me off the wheel after the challenge.

Appreciate you, King.

It's all right.4 -1 -1, what can I tell you?What can I say?Exactly.What can I say?What can I say?

For me, for me, for me, this is fantastic.

So is this just bad if you get a full -back from here?

Yeah, I need a full -back, basically.

He's got to give him one.

I need a full -back.

To be fair, he's got a full -back.

giving me any.

Toledo's bad.I use him for Leon.

Yeah, they're really bad.

Dali's class.

I mean, I just don't need a centre mid.Yeah.I don't need a striker either.Oh!I mean, defensively, I mean, she is unbelievable.It's going to have to be Dali, because she's got Intercept Plus as well.

She'd be really good off the bench, like, if you're, like...Tommy!She's better than Sané, though.

Sané's been playing right back.

I know this means a lot to you, buddy.

I've used her a couple of times, she's got the surety approval.I don't know if that's a good thing, to be fair.

Yeah, I probably would think so.

Yeah.Three games left, boys.I hope I don't regret that decision.

Yeah, not bad at all.

Not bad at all.Yeah, it's a good start.It's not bad because he scored a goal like that and just skipped it as well.Nice, boys.Really well played.What a goal, boys.

What a goal.Good one as well, yeah.Boom!You're a little banger, aren't you?You're a little banger.A little sweat boy.

Get off me.Get off me!Sweaty, sweaty.Get off me!Sweaty boy.Oi, I'm getting a 15.

I got robbed last week.

I'm 11, too.No way, I was in the way of that.

It's that left back.I was going to go play, but nah, you're in trouble now.This guy's good.

Oh, he's got Red Semenya.He's really good.I tell you what, he could start going at his full -backs, wait, wait.

I know, look at that, look at that, oh my God, he's absolutely flying.

Tom, look, watch the back post, mate, what are you doing?And she's not coming back, is she?Tom, you're not defending properly, you're not defending properly, what are you doing?

Can't do much when both full -backs are in that position.Bro, you're not defending properly, I don't like it.

That's the problem, both of them go, giving it to me with the camera.

Sweat.You dirty, dirty little rat.

We can't just, like, allow that.We can't, we can't allow...

Dirty what?

Come on, step to me.

Step to me, come on.Step to me now.That is one of the worst goals I've ever scored.This is where the ice...

Tom, think of how good it'd be for the story if we both went pens at the same record.

Why's he giving that?Foot might get thrown out.You know, I was trying to sit up on the left there so I could cross it in back post.Yeah, you were right.Right, trigger, trigger, trigger, trigger, trigger, trigger, trigger, trigger.Poor boy, he shouldn't have done that.

Oh, my God, oh, my God, what a goal, Tom.Oh my god, Tom, what a goal.You're so good, bro.You're so good.It's crazy, because everyone's expecting me to cross it to 1 -0 and I'm just shooting.I'm actually doing it different this time.

You're so good, bro.Wow, that's crazy.How do you do things like that?I don't know.Loads of you guys have scored this game.I've been mesmerised.

I don't know how you've done it.Oh, disgusting!You're disgusting, bro!I'm just going to be hype, man.Let's go, bro.Nice, bro.

Shut up, you dickweed.

You tried sipping me earlier.

The tactic is to seem like really good before you score.Just imagine.

You could.That's your moment.It's going to have to be like three or four as your next pit stop.If you don't do it after that, it's over.What the hell?Guys, I'm playing like a full -on pro.

Like a full -on one?I think so.As opposed to a half one?Yes, as opposed to a half one.And Harry has conceded.It's a goal.

It's a goal.So sure, you don't know his game tag, he's just a full -on pro.Just like...you just have to watch his attacking and you'd go like, holy s***, that guy like, that guy attacks properly, properly.He scored again.Another clean sheet, please.

The wheel likes to return to where it was once sent to.

Oh, it's close.It is close.Is that upside down?15 minutes blindfolded with a coach.With a coach, though.With a coach, you know what I mean?

These guys volunteer.

You know what, TK gives me a massive headache.Defend against him.He should've paused it for me, no?Who would do it?Go on, boys.Play.

Play.Shoot!Yes, man, come on.Big goal.Huge goal.For the big -nosed man himself.

I'm in again.Terrorising him.Terrorising him.I'm in his head.How are you and your team, buddy?Hold that.

Yep.Hello.

Hello.See ya.

Well, it is 14 -0 time.

Alex just gave him the ball.Spinning again.Spinning again.Spinning again.Spinning again.Ole, ole, ole.

He was just absolutely unreal.Spinning again.Ole, ole.Mesh him.Hansen Aaron.Mesh him, go on.

I'll have to, I'll have to drop him a cheeky message, show us Poffin.

You booked that plane for your dad?Sorry.

Alright, that was a nasty one.Alright, here we go Shuri, once again, to finish the week off.

To finish the week, it is..

.Jesus, how many times?

Yeah, do you want it?

What?Do you want it?I'd love it.Can I have it?No.You don't mention it, you call.

Three times you can have it.

Yeah, three times.That's the rule.Three times you can have it, mate.Oh my God, he's him.Psyche, yeah.Cheers, lads.

Cheers.Thank you very much.Jamie, come with me.

What are you doing?

Mate, you're about six foot four going down like that.What is wrong with you?Can you get me up?What is wrong with you?You're moving like Gabrielle, mate.Can you get me up?

You're getting up anywhere.You're moving like Gabrielle.

Can you get me up?Yeah.Go on.So what do you reckon the strat is here?Like a bit of time wasting?

Bit of...Just f***ing coach me.

Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Wait, he's playing on clean sheet though.Harry's gonna beat him.

Wait, what spin is Harry on?

It don't f***ing matter.He doesn't need a...What?

You don't need a coach.Sure, he can be 6 -0.All Harry needs to do is score one.Switch player and now tackle.You got him.I got him.

Okay, wait, you kicked it out.How did he get the ball off me?You haven't kicked it out.Okay.You're so dupe.Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, mate.

What are you doing?The AI is too strong, bro.OK, but Shuri, no matter what happens here, you're going to lose.I know, but it's funny, isn't it?Do you want me to coach you?Yeah.

Change player.Yeah, nice, you're on the ball.Kick it, kick it.Change player.

Do you know how mad it is, right?Go on, son.Just tuck it in.Nice.But this doesn't matter.

Yeah, but just keep scoring.Yeah, but it's a good confidence boost.

Duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh Oi, relax yourself.You've got 75 minutes.Focus.

Messing, lad.

Messing, messing.Oi, don't start with that.Sorry, my player got a bit distracted.Sorry.Sorry for any derogatory comments.He's getting a bit distracted, a bit excited up here.

Shall we?Do you know what?

I'm just going to put a team press on.Okay, it's forward.Okay.Three minutes to go.Jockey, jockey.Nice.

Oh my God.Shoot.What?Alright, it's time.It's time.Right, I'm sorry.

75 minutes, park the play.

Let's just kick it out of the play.You wouldn't have coached like that for Tom.No way.

I would have told him to score an own goal.

No!

Come on, what a save, man.What a save.Corners, corners, innit?Corners, G. It's corners, G. Hey Harry, good 1 -1 by the way that was.What?You failed me.

Yeah, obviously I failed you.When was I going to keep him out for 75 minutes?You are uncoachable.You are uncoachable.Uncoachable.That's not a stain on my management record.

He's uncoachable.You can lead a horse to water, but you can't stop it putting a leg up his bum.Right.

Don't you dare try...You lasted 10 minutes, mate.

10 minutes.Yeah.Embarrassing.

It's not 10 minutes.I was embarrassed to be associated with you.It's not 10 minutes.It's 12 minutes.13 minutes.It's embarrassing.

These two would have held out better than that.You didn't even try.Here we go, sports fans.

It's time.It's impossible for anyone on the planet to keep a clean sheet against anyone good if they put the tactics on with the aim to get one goal.He's done it again, that Onanachi.

He's done it again.He's done it again.

Is this a 15 -0?Well done.Obviously, yeah.

Mate, don't coach me.You failed me.You didn't even try.But, like, obviously I'm playing different.Do you know what I mean?No.

Like, I could have scored.Yeah, why didn't you?Because then I'm getting kick -offed.Then it's confidence.Do something.Your strategy was awful.

You thought you could just keep the ball for 70 minutes.You're stupid, mate.

Just shut up.Mate, you are brain dead.Shut up, mate.You're a naked mole rat.Fat mess.

Can't have a joke, can you?Let's see what I did.I saw it, I was pretty impressed with it.I might be a fat, naked, mole -ray mess, but I'll tell you what, I can go 15 -0 with these, you know what I mean?And that's the difference between me and you.This is your first 15 -0 in how long?

Do you know what?I can't even remember the last time I went 15 -0.I don't know if I've ever done it.

I don't think them days actually existed.What's your price?Because there's obviously a price and it's obviously not that much.Because all you're doing is clicking the PlayStation button.

Yeah, that's true.

50 quid.You're definitely turning it off for 20 quid.How much is your price?50?Yeah.Too late now.

I had to talk him out of it quickly, I thought he was going to do it.Cheers lads, easiest 15 I've ever, didn't even try.You're awful, you've let me down and he might still catch me as a result.He lost me on pens as well.