36 weeks pregnant with my 4th and final baby | shopping for curtains for my toddler's room

Andy just finished day trading.We checked AJ out of school early.We're gonna go to Pottery Barn to buy some drapes.

Anal beads.We got Big Koola with the other two kids.

Ah, a monster.I like this one for Allura's room.It's kind of sheer.How much are these?My god, how did we go from IKEA quality to this?Hi Allura.

Hi Adam.I guess we're going IKEA.Wow, these fake flowers actually look real.A candle.Oh, that smells good.

Oh, look, the Apple Store.

A cult.We are leaving the South Lake Shopping Plaza.We're gonna go to IKEA because we don't want to spend $400 on some kids' curtains.What are these two knuckleheads doing?Oh my gosh.You got it, babe.

You don't have a choice but to have it.Beautiful.He's in a very vulnerable spot right now.Andy took the boys to the curtain area and I'm gonna grab a bite to eat because...I'm hungry.Ooh, that rainbow cake looks bomb.

That looks questionable.The egg salad sandwich looks good, but it also looks questionable.I think I'm just gonna get fries.I'm so freaking hungry that I got french fries.You guys know I don't even like french fries.But this was like the only thing that looked not questionable.

I got garlic bread.That tastes like ass.Big Kooloo's home.I'm gonna eat in peace.Peace with the kids.Anyways, I need to eat something to hold me over because we're gonna go get either shabu or Korean barbecue after.

I'm calling back.Hey Big Kooloo, what's up?I'm eating these french fries.I'm gonna meet up with you now.This is not me eating.This is the baby.

I don't like sunshine.I don't hate them, but I don't like them.Oh, I love me a bottled soda.Annie's buying this dinner.I just know that these little pieces are gonna make me mad.

Look at those cloud nightlights.

Let's come here for what we came here for, babe.Am I just pregnant?

No.

Or are they annoyed?Annoying.

It's not even they, it's him.

When you said let's go out with the kids, I was like, I don't know if I want to do that on a school night.This is cute, but is it grandma -ish?I think that's Bigfoot skin.AJ, no.AJ loves to buy things just to buy things.Who farted?

Adam has crop dust in me like... four times today already.We're gonna do this for the baby's room and then we're gonna do Matilda for Lori's room.We're thinking about these ones instead because they're blackout.

They both look nice in there.

I don't know this is the detailed stuff that I don't really like.Pay attention.Let's go boys, boys and berries.Come on boys.

No toys.Yeah but the motorcycles and the dirt bikes.Me too.