Launda Panti & Delhi Gedi With Aarush & Laila | The Bombay Journey | EP 252​

Welcome to a new vlog! How are you all? I hope you're doing great! Today's vlog is going to be about a very strong police officer. He's from Delhi. He's saying that he's from Delhi. Let's do Delhi-Mumbai.

Since we're here. His name is Layla because he has female genitalia. If Chole Bhature was a human, it would have been Arush Bhola.

You are a Laddu.

He is a banana.

You are old enough to get married.

You are the one who can put vermillion on your forehead. You are a good girl. You are a Goddess. Is there a girl for me? There is a girl. What is this? You don't have a filter at all. He has really dropped me. He was hugging me and laughing.

I felt like I could do anything to him. I used to do whatever he said.

I had tears in my eyes.

What happened in Bali? Tell us. People think we are doing this for the vlog. But we are cutting things so that we don't go to jail. We were talking about the latest episode. You guys didn't come. Does anyone know about this? Bro, this is right. If this gets switched off... Stop the car.

Come on, let's eat the roll.

Come on, let's go.

The horse's sound, once more.

What are you doing?

Bro, you do it like this. Show it to us. Turn off the camera.

Hi guys, welcome back to the channel.

Look at this. Welcome back to another vlog. How are you all? I hope you are doing great! So today we are here, this is not a vlog, this is a car vlog You must have seen me doing this on scooty But now the day has changed, Mercedes has arrived

Yes! Welcome to Delhi Edition! Welcome to Delhi! Should I call you Laila or should I call you by your original name? Laila! Laila! Laila! How many of you know the original name? Tell me about yours. But where is the origin? Where does it come from? Who gave it the name?

Laila?

Yes.

I named it Laila because it had Janani in it. There was no other reason. And why else would I name it Laila? Bro, it's like you keep roasting in the free fund. Is that okay? What is roasting?

It's love.

This is a love language. Brotherhood. It's a brotherhood Our group is only boys And where you know that there will be only boys There is no limit to the bullshit The boy will be ashamed in front of the girl He will be ashamed in front of the old man

But when boys are in the same age group Just look at the cricket team There is only boys cricket team They are also talking shit They are filtering it on the camera At what level and even after that

To reduce a little But where there are only boys He was filtering the camera to see what level it was. So that we can see it. So that we can see it. But boys can't be less than boys. True. What reward do you give? What would be the worst fight you've had with a guy? Worst fight?

We fight when we're done talking.

Yes, that happens.

How many days?

Two days.

We talk for a day or two.

That's it.

We get used to it.

Then who made you sleep?

That doesn't happen in two days. We keep teasing each other.

Who made you sleep?

Nothing happened.

It happens on its own.

What?

It happens on its own. I am getting bored You are getting bored, you don't know anything So tell me, what is the story of Patel Nagar? Are you all from Rajan Nagar? No, we are from Patel Nagar East, West, South, I came to know today that there are so many girls in Patel Nagar One girl comes from Patel Nagar, Ranjeet Nagar

So we were from Ranjeet Nagar And there, West Patel Nagar's area. This is Rajan Nagar. See behind me, this is Rajan Nagar. All the boys come here to drink.

All the boys and girls' parents are watching.

They know. This is UPSC. They made a series on them. I met Sunny today. The one with the curly hair?

How did you feel meeting us? What energy! Show me your... These are OG?

No, obviously. It's been 9 years since I've been working out.

You're doing something.

Those who can't do anything, talk. How long has it been? 9 years? It's been 9 years, but not continuously. I enjoy my life. I don't just do bodybuilding. I've never been a strict diet.

No carbs, diet, etc. I work hard. I work hard in the gym. Gym is my lifestyle. I sleep well in the gym. Yes. I'm happy. I don't get upset.

How many hours do you work out?

Bro, one hour is enough.

That's it?

One hour after the warm-up. If someone continues, it's more than enough. And then protein? Protein, our big muscle nutrition.

Okay, plug.

Yes.

No, I was saying that...

How much? I don't measure food. I started measuring when I was a kid. My parents beat me up. In Punjabi, you don't count food. That's true. Whatever you eat, you eat.

So I got to know what's good. And if your body is like this, you're eating healthy food, it will stop at that point. It won't be able to overeat in healthy food. Because if you gain weight,

you'll stop eating carbs and proteins. You know, healthy food is sweet. Don't eat natural sugar. Like fruits and honey. And, forget fried and oily food, etc. Rest, I have a 80-20 ratio.

I eat 80% good food. And 20% whatever I want.

Chole Bhature, Kulche.

I eat them on Sundays. Without Chole Bhature, I... What a life, man! How can I miss Chole Bhature? We party all night and come back early in the morning. Yeah, he eats Choleole Bhature all night. No, you're a sweet. That's the beauty of it. This is a banana.

My brother.

Come forward.

Come forward.

It's fine here.

You're not coming in the video. I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Come in the middle. You're sitting far away.

Then the camera will move.

You're sitting here. Look, I'm coming in the middle. You're such a... You made Mercedes a high-10. Leave him, take him down. But you don't feel bad that your brother has made such a body.

I should make one too.

Why? I have confidence in myself. I am perfect. I work out in my sandals too. But tell me, this boy, whatever we are doing, this boyhood, there is confidence behind it. Where is that confidence coming from? Brother, do you know where this confidence is coming from? It's coming from where we live since childhood.

From the neighborhood. Sorry, from the village. Do you get these houses in the village? In Delhi, everyone is a Nawab. And this is a good thing and a bad thing. But the bad thing is that

sometimes people go that way. That I am jealous. The other person doesn't understand anything. If you can be humble and have an attitude that I am the most important but I don't want to show others down.

He will be confident and happy. But how many million have you sat on? How many million have I sat on? 3.4 3.4 must have some pride. Pride?

He is sitting behind me and he is showing off. I will break him if he has pride. I am proud of it. He is sitting behind me and he is proud of breaking it. Is he? I would have broken it if I was proud of it. No, I mean... You must have seen him coming.

He has never come like this.

I am telling you, I have seen zero views for 4 years. 10, 15, 30. 4 years. I have seen that for 4 years. How can I be proud of it? I started doing it. I uploaded a transformation video when I was 12. Yes. Then I started thinking about making a vlog in 2 months. I made a vlog in 3 months.

I made some fitness related videos. I still get those. I have uploaded a 5 year old video. It comes on Snapchat sometimes.

Yes, memories.

Yes, memories. So, I have uploaded a 5 year old video. I took my friend to the gym people to let me shoot. I'm a YouTuber. They said, show us what you do. I showed them 40 subscribers. It was fun back then.

So, did they allow you?

Yes, they allowed me. But don't you thank the people of that time? I thank the people who were with me at that time. I'll stand for them with an open heart. You'll find all the people from Delhi who love you. They'll do it We'll find a way Let's do it Let's have some fun

Let's do it The police is like this He was caught with a girl yesterday

You?

No, Laila I swear on my parents

I'll call her brother and ask him

What are you doing?

Tell me if you're lying

Tell me if you're reading Tell me Tell me

Understand what I'm saying

Hello Say it, say it, say it Understand what I'm saying Hello, no one's calling Keep the phone

It's a girl's name

It's a girl's name

It's a girl's name, see

What's her name?

It's written here

He must have saved it What names do you save

in girls' names?

Before, there was a problem No one would hold the phone at home Like, one was written Febby Call Febby Call

Because it would stick

Why are you calling Febby Call? Oh, it would stick

It would stick

But parents would know

You have to call Febby Call My parents never did anything for a girl What? They just made her look bald Slapped her He's been doing it since childhood. He's been hitting girls in front of their mothers. He's been doing it since childhood. He's been doing it since childhood.

I've heard that you've been beaten up. But I've never heard that a girl has been beaten up in front of her mother. I used to play with girls. What's that? If you sit, you'll say batingo.

Otherwise, you'll get punched. I used to play. And that girl had a love language. She used to punch me. That girl's hand was stiff. We used to play since 5th grade. So girls used to be taller than us. Yes.

Then boys used to be tall and strong. So when I became strong, we started playing again. Then I gave him a punch. Without saying anything, I gave him a punch. He started crying. I said, you've done it wrong. I said, sorry, sorry, sorry.

She didn't listen. Then she started hating me.

Because I punched her.

She was hurt.

Her grandma used to live near the tuition.

Yes. He used to live near the tuition. His grandma saw me. First, his grandma made me shine. Yeah. Then, what do you call it? She told me at home. I found out at home. Then, my dad came to pick me up on a scooter.

Look at this, brother.

I can see it from here.

He said, let's go to his house. We went to his house. First, he got you bald. Look at daddy. He's doing it like this. It's a 15 star.

Let's go. What should I say to the first girl I saw at 25? What is he saying? It was a struggle time. There was no girl then. We were earning money.

We were working. No girl would hit on me. What blow? Then when I hit on her, I stopped hitting on her.

Yeah.

How many DMs do you get? Can I show you a screenshot?

Show me.

He's messaging me. Should I show you? Whose DMs do I get?

Leave it.

I'll show you too. Show me too. You show me, I'll show you. No, no, show me. No, no, show me. Open it. Open it. You show me, I'll show you. What's the deal with girls? Listen, he's always in my life. I don't get into his life.

That's why.

He'll show you.

What should I send?

Should I send something good?

No.

Can it be something good? Laila bhai. I'll tell you, sometimes he DMs girls, and sends screenshots here. I do something, and he sends me here and there. It's a flex for the girls that we're talking.

Oh.

That's it.

You get it? But he doesn't let that be a flex, because he says, when did Saini come? She's not a nugget. That's how he messages.

What's wrong?

Look, all the guys watching and those who have sent lyrics in DM, please share them in the comments. Because all these guys are getting a lot of attention. I am telling you, if you talk to a girl, then make her do it. Girls have a lot of guts. What does that mean? Guts means she can't keep a secret inside.

She will tell 10 guys, look, she has done this, she has done that. Don't guys do this? Guys do this a lot But in our society, guys don't do this I can't share anything with the person I love And if a guy kisses the person he loves

I won't tell anyone Even my Laila But girls are not like this They make fun of the person they love Is it like this? Let's do one thing What's the worst DM you've ever sent to a girl?

You tell me, then I'll tell you.

I've sent the worst one. Dher.

You tell me.

I can't remember.

How would I know? Forget about girls. How does he video call me while taking a shower? While shitting. What's wrong with you? He's taking a bath. I give importance to him in my life. I pick up someone's video call. You must have worn underwear.

No, I'll show you. He comes like this. And then he rubs here.

I have a special pee wash for him. I don't know what it is.

What is that? It makes the smell better. Oh, the moisturizer.

Did you do a collab? No, no.

If it smells good, put it on your face. It smells good.

Oh, man.

I swear. What do you get in everyone's car?

No more freshener.

Huh?

When you open his car, people smell perfume. But his car smells like an epidemic. I didn't brush my teeth before, but now I'm brushing my teeth. You must still smell bad, smell it once. Come here, smell it once. Honestly, you...

It's okay, man.

Yeah, take it.

Kiss it then. It's okay, man. You're taking his side because you smell bad. No, no, man. I mean... You should've said yes in the beginning. This is the trio. How will it be? Like this, like this. You know how they say, get down from here. That's also a guest. I don't care.

How will I enjoy when they don't take a piss?

Where did you get these glasses?

I brought them with me.

Wow.

I snatched them from a kid.

It's catty. Catty eyes.

Yeah.

Mayu, the style of the glasses is wrong.

I know. He didn't know anything. Where did you guys go? What was the Gedi route?

We are following you.

Let it be.

Gedi route is our symbol. This is the place where we are being taken around. There is a little traffic in the day. Take a left. Take a left from the front. Today also, I can't see the Gedi route in the car.

Otherwise, I can see it in the scooty. What are you saying? You drive it. You should listen to me. But now you're famous, you can drive a scooter.

I still drive it.

I mean, I ignore it a little. I can't leave the comfort level. I mean, the car is fun, but sometimes you need a scooter when you have to reach in 15 minutes. And it's best for traffic.

Very good.

You can drive it through the streets. Even that has a fool. Tell me about Rajinder Nagar's typical slang. Which you've learnt here or in Patel Nagar. Our slang is not from here or there. It's our own slang. Ustad. Ustad Rajji aaye.

Once when we were roaming here. What was that? Rajji aaye? Rajji aaye. We go out to Goa, Bangkok. Rajji aaye from Delhi. King of Delhi. So where should I get ready?

Rajya Di Raj

That kind of

Rajya is here So we were roaming around I mean We were drinking beer in the car I was also there

I wasn't drinking

Okay, wow

Nice

So

The police caught us Lala must be drinking for sure You weren't there I said my friend Not my brother Okay I caught him. He must be drunk, right? You weren't there, I said, give me a friend. He didn't say anything. Okay, okay. No, bro, I...

I have to get my brother together. You don't let me get my brother together. I have to get my brother together. You don't let me get my brother together. Okay, do it. You do it.

How long are you carrying on? I'm talking for half an hour. So the police officer stopped me and told me to come out. I said Rajji has come from Delhi. He said, get your sister and come to Delhi.

Oh, I see.

That's why the police officers here are so alert. The police officers here are not alert. They catch you and say, you are the same. Come out. One of them made me follow him. He said, I'll leave the bro. One of them made me follow him. He said, follow me, I'll leave you.

Are you a YouTuber?

No, just like that.

He said, follow me, I'll show you Ababaji, the guys there will teach you. I said, do it well.

Wow, wow, that's good.

Butter, butter.

Brother, I have never been scammed by the police. You sit there, sit on the floor That's my slang Don't sit, talk to me lovingly Sir, I made a mistake, let me go I am a YouTuber, that's why He said, go Talk to me lovingly, I am a human, let me go He is a universal law police brother

Everywhere, in life Except 2-4 places, you meet many people You have to make them shine Otherwise, talk to me loving and they'll do the job. So let's go to Delhi-Mumbai. Since we're here. Do you want to fight?

No, no, no, I don't want to fight.

We'll go to Delhi-Mumbai.

He said it like that. What kind of car do you guys drive? I don't understand this.

There's so much space. Scooty is best. We'll prefer Scooty. We'll leave at night. What's wrong with the car? We'll leave when he goes to meet the girls. And if he's a friend, then Scooty. I'm telling you as a joke. You're not getting married. Don't talk about girls. I'll talk about you.

Don't talk about girls. Why not? Is the arrangement going on?

Don't do it.

You're not anything about me. We are cutting both of them.

Cutting both of them? Neither I am saying about you nor you say about me. In the matter of girls. Why?

How much is it? I have a match in 3-4 of my courts. Say it or not.

Wow.

Say it.

Whose share is the live location?

Yours? Oh, it's a break. Breakup? Sorry, man. What's there to be sorry about? It's over.

Heartbreaking.

I didn't fall in love.

You fell in love?

Yes.

So, you must have been more in love than you were married.

Exactly, my brother.

Thanks.

Bro code.

Bro code. 5.5.

At what age did you get married?

27 or 28? 27 or 28. So you were saying, Laila, that you're not getting any arrangement? No, nothing is going on right now. We're single. We were just thinking of a prank. I'm telling you, if there's a girl from a good family, and she's looking at us... Call her.

I can't tell you her number, but you know my Instagram ID. Mail her, she'll tell you. I'm also following you. Send her bio-data. You know what the pressure is now? I'm 28 now, you know, you tell your family about marriage. I don't have a girlfriend, who should I marry?

You understand?

I'll have to spend some time.

You'll marry me, my brother. You never thought about this?

If you don't find anyone, you tell me.

I'll have a sex change operation. I'll make her my girlfriend. I should be the one sacrificing? You should be the one becoming a girl. Do you want to be a girl?

Oh, come on.

You are my wife now. I know you'll be loyal. I'll settle the rest once in a while. I've done all the work. I've made tea for her grandma and made her drink it.

I've done everything.

You're liked by my family too.

Ask them if I'm liked by them.

Tell me more. Pump. But no, your face stinks. So what is this scene? How did you become so close? Bro, when the same thing happens, same hunger, same poverty, same abuse at home,

then people give the same shit.

Understood?

This is what we did.

We used to give the same shit. But what do you mean by poverty? Have you seen a fort? Have you seen financial problems? I had to do it. I had to pick up the vegetables. But you are saying you are poor.

Have you seen the bill?

Have you seen the financial problems?

I had to put water in red chilli and salt and make rotis.

Oh my!

I had to do it. I didn't have vegetables.

I had to eat the rolled bread. I didn't want to tell you that.

What happened?

I used to get 20 rupees from home. Yes. It was difficult. We had to work hard for 3 days. We had paneer roll. And at the end, we ate a grain and fell. I saw that there is a 5 second rule.

I picked it up.

That's it.

I picked it up. And then what do you call it? The paper below. I picked it up and ate the paper below.

This is right. This is right, Laila.

Great. Why are you making a fool out of me? I have eaten the food made of sweet corn in school.

Do you know what sweet corn is?

No, I don't. It's the sweet corn that's made in school. So what if I have eaten it? It's good.

That's what I am saying.

It's nothing like that.

Yes, it's nothing like that.

Yes, eat it.

The real man is the one who eats the biggest food. I had a driver's son What? Why are you getting angry? Why are you getting angry? I have money and you are saying driver's son

You are eating my money

I took his name once I told him I told him I had a driver's son I am telling you that my mom gave him my old clothes He was very happy You are lying

I was saying the same I. He's a Yuton.

Now he's saying that I'm a Taj Mahal. I don't know. Why?

Why the fuck, man? We were talking about food.

Yes.

Ask him where did the clothes come from? Only the one who has clothes can eat. That's why he left the clothes. I was talking about the price. So what happened? Tell me more I was just messing around, I am asking you the questions I am asking you whatever I want Top 5 abuses

Let's say I am a son of a bitch You are on the 5th place You are on the 4th place Which one was it? You will beep all of them I don't know, we will see

You tell me the 4th one I'll tell you my top 5

I'll rip your ass

This is not a curse This is a threat to my sister Then what? Motherfucker

Number one is a curse

Sisterfucker

Number one is sisterfucker Because it's a universal curse Sisterfucker

Sisterfucker

Sisterfucker

What is he saying? Is he a U-turn? What is he doing?

You can take a U-turn.

Let him go ahead.

That's the second number.

Are you a little bit of a sister's son?

No, the second number is Bhen ke Lund. Hey, Bhen ke Lund, come to the middle.

Is he a sister's son?

Hey, Bhen ke Lund. I swear, I swear. So, the fourth and fifth are the same? No, the fourth is like... I don't want to say anything irritating. But, yeah, let's go our separate ways. You get it? Yeah, let's go our separate ways.

This is the fourth.

Let's go to Mumbai, you moron.

We use this less, separate ways, because... It's a practical swear word, it's far from it. And the fifth one too. Which one is the most stupid abuse? R.

I mean, no one must have tried to do it in between you?

These comments?

Dude, two people...

That's a new audience that comes. Old audience message me, do this and that. One fan page. I hit him more on the podcast. He said something wrong. I don't know how to filter the camera. I said a lot.

People commented below. Laila, you did wrong with Laila. People made videos on YouTube.

Man, sure.

There are 2 lakh views on Bhenke Lando. They made a video on Arush. A fan page was being uploaded. The next day, it was gone. The time is good, you prank Varun once again.

Oh my god!

This is such an old hotel. They are really nice people. They are helping in the content. But what is this, you talk about clashes in YouTube videos. Sometimes it happens that the real deal clash is not published, people haven't seen it.

Like what else did you do in Bangkok?

In Bangkok, whatever happens, happens on camera. We just hide a few things.

Yes, the ones that are too much.

Boom boom.

Boom boom.

We have to hide it.

Masade, masade.

Ya ya ya.

But Mahyar, you must have found a beautiful girl. You must have found out that she is beautiful. No, I will never do anything. We don't have sex on the stomach.

Where is the school? Let's go that way. It's on Karol Bagh side. I have my school in CP.

Oh, you went to CP school? My school is where you are standing. I don't talk about schools. Because I learn from the streets.

Oh my God!

Heavy talks.

Jai Shri Ram. Deep deep Jai Shri Ram. Where is it written? That's what it is. But where did you get street smartness from?

Street smartness?

I will take my kid to the place where I grew up. Where? Tell me the exact place. In Patel Nagar, Ranjeet Nagar. I was a little trained. I gave him comfort.

I did everything like my father had kept us tight. Children should be kept tight.

My dad taught me that even if there is a God in front of you,

This is also there. If you are right, don't be afraid. And you are never wrong. This is the attitude. This is the attitude. Namaste Vinod ji.

This is the attitude. Now, who is the superhero of a child?

Papa.

And our papa doesn't understand anyone. So, we used to see the nature of daddy that he has to help everyone. And he doesn't have to be afraid of anyone. Nor does he have or do anything wrong. So, I learnt from childhood that I have to do everything for my family. And I don't want to do anything wrong. And I don't get scared of anyone.

So, I had that attitude. I was like that in friendship. I used to do mischief like that because my dad was also like that. I used to copy my dad since childhood. I used to be like that. I used to do the same. While doing that, I used to study in class. I used to get beaten up.

I used to study. I used to get beaten up by the teachers. I was good in studies.

Did you get good marks?

My marks were fine till 7th grade. Then I struggled in studies.

How much? If I'm correct?

80%.

That's not bad.

I used to get 80-85%. And then? I got less marks. Why? Because my studies were very expensive. Who gave you the money? Expensive means the system was shaking. I had to learn A2, B2. How do I do it? What do I do?

Science and all that. It was heavy. Then I got my compartment in 9th grade. In which subject?

In 1st? In 3rd.

In 3rd?

In which 3? Sanskrit, Science and Social Science. Oh God!

I passed in Maths.

That's not bad. Which is my flex.

Flex?

Maths in 9th. It's harder than 10th. Yeah, you have to set up for 10th.

I passed.

Trigonometry, bro. I cleared Trigonometry.

I passed.

I failed in 11th. 11th is a different story.

I didn't fail in my combined 11th. No, no, no. I mean, even Arun bhai...

I mean, even he failed in his childhood. I failed in my childhood.

And my childhood was like... ...the same. Play, jump, run. I was a naughty kid. My mom used to tell me not to meet them. It was like that. And your friends at home were saying that you shouldn't talk to him like that. How could they get angry? They would blame me for their son's mistake.

That's why I was hanging out with him. I was a Dahiwara. I used to get a 2 rupee nice. I used to play cricket, play in the mud. I used to play with a stick.

A 2 rupee nice?

When did you get a? It was only Rs. 2 Pepsi, right? Nice, nice! Nice! The one that was frozen in a bag

Frozen in a bag!

Oh wow!

Isn't this working?

It is working, tap from the back It's showing the price and everything

It's working, see

Take left, okay?

Yes It's from that side

No, it's from this side It's a gear from that side

Gear? Yes, here's the gear.

It's not here. No, it's not.

Look at this.

Oh, I see.

Put it in the D.

Oh, wow!

Here's the gear. Mercedes, if you're watching this, I'm giving you an opportunity. You can give me this car. I'll put two stories of yours.

Not two stories.

Please, give me the money. And I'll put up a whole deal. I can put up 30 stories in 30 days. Give me this. Yeah, that's right. This seems like a lucrative deal.

Tell me about your childhood. My childhood? My childhood was like this. Till 10th grade, I was with my siblings. We were a joint family.

Where?

At home. Ranjit Nagari. Ranjit Nagari? Ranjeet Nagari. It's close to him. How many streets have you left? Just two streets.

That's it?

Yes. So, you were a joint family. Was it respect or beating? No, it was beating.

I had sisters. I used to fight with them. I used to fight with my uncle. I used to fight with my uncle. I used to fight with my uncle. We started going out. We met his brother there. Then we started playing cricket outside. We hadn't seen the world outside.

We hadn't seen it till 10.

But tell me, who named Laila?

Do you remember that?

When was that? When I met Kenneth and his brother Sahil and his friend. That's when Laila was named. No one knew her then. Then you know the world.

Wow!

You broke up with your girlfriend in your childhood? You had a heartbreak in your childhood.

You're still a teenager.

I had a bad experience.

Really?

I even posted a breakup story. Look, my hand is cut.

Don't do this.

Don't do this. These idiots do this. Either you become something in life or nothing. I'm glad I managed to do it. Did you leave the girl or did you leave her? She used to go somewhere else. I mean, she used to sit in a car somewhere else. I had lowered my standards a lot at that time. Okay.

You know, there's a childhood love.

Yes. A guy says, I want this, don't make me understand. Yes. Don't make your family understand, don't make your't understand. What is right is right. This is what I want. This is stubbornness. But you must have had a lot of love. I had a lot of love.

And then?

How did you move on from there?

I mean, there were a few problems. Same friend circle. He used to badmouth me. I used to fight with him. He used to say something wrong about him. I fought with everyone.

I said I'll listen. Then they started talking about me to him. And he got mixed up with them. Ustad, this was the same guy that the girl used to tell him to leave his friends and everything and stay with her. And he will leave them.

Yes, this was the same guy. It's been 6 months, this crazy guy.

Was it the first time?

Yes, the first time.

When was the first time? I don't eat it. I don't eat it. I was very crazy at that time. Why didn't we fall in love? Like Laila is stuck now. I had that.

No, Ustad. I was stuck then too.

I used to meet you sometimes.

Why would I meet you?

What will you eat? I said, this is food. He used to tell me a story. He didn't eat anything. I used to tolerate it. Did you have a cheating meeting? Not cheating, I was hospitalized. Why?

I had dengue fever. It was my birthday. I wished her on her birthday. I remember now. Two months ago, she said, Arush, it's your birthday,

so I'll cut down on my expenses. We didn't even go out to eat, we had to spend Rs. So, I thought you'll feed me now. I was like, what are you saying? And I was thinking how nice she is for me. She's thinking of giving me a gift on my birthday.

She's saving money. She disappeared a week before my birthday. Scam 1992.

That's right.

Bro, I've never had such a...

Bro, I've never had for love. Never? No.

You don't have a girlfriend now?

No. What? No, I don't. Why? Pure single. You're married now, I won't try to impress you with a girlfriend.

You're straight forward, you can put vermilion on your forehead. He's always been like this.

Who? Him. No, he's great.

He's the one I do this work. I do editing and vlog. How many videos have you uploaded? 375? Mine? I think it's more than 500. More than 500. 710.

710 videos.

Don't people ask you how much you earn from YouTube?

They do.

What do you say?

I say, I'll earn 25-30 lakhs. I know bad credit is bad. I'll put a condenser. I'll get 1-1.5 lakhs. That's 100 dollars in every video. I'll have to do video editing.

I'm working hard. It's okay. God bless you. But people think that with so many million subscribers,

you must be getting a lot of money.

I'm getting a lot, what's the problem? Bro, if you keep chasing money, it'll cost less. What I'm doing, I'm enjoying it. And I'm getting money along with it, so it's a lot of money for me. I don't want to do something in the morning that I don't want to do something that I don't want to do. Someone said this. Yes, Prakhar said this. That this is a good thing for them. They are enjoying and earning money at the same time.

We are all doing the same.

I enjoy a lot.

It's fun. Meet new people, talk to them, get to know their vibes. It's so much fun. What fun? I am driving well. What?

I am driving well. It's fun. It takes time to get up in the beginning. But once you get up, it's great. I want to ask you, you're famous today. You still go and shoot there, right? Yes, I still go there.

It's not like that.

Before, I used to get my clothes tight and white. I used to get my school panties narrow and wide. Today, I went to that trailer. I mean, it was fun meeting the old guy. What did he say? Have you seen the vlog? I asked him if he recognized me. He said, I told you earlier that I won't be able to make it in time.

The same attitude. The same attitude.

The same attitude.

It was crowded. People were taking pictures of me. The school kids came.

He's talking to him.

He's saying, go and get it done somewhere else. He used to say the same thing before too. So I enjoyed that. I thought, okay, he's getting a new earring, so it's fun. Yeah, they brought you back to the ground reality. Yeah, I thought, this is fun. They don't have anything. You must be some star of your own. He said, yeah, I got it.

Now listen to me. It's an urgent matter, get it done from somewhere else.

Yeah.

I thought, okay. It's still the same, 20, 25, 30 rupees. I wanted to ask when was the first moment when people started liking our shit? Which video went viral? We started making vlogs. Ghost Vlog, I think. Yeah, Ghost Vlog. We got a lot of love in that.

Yeah, Ghost Vlog.

But we used to make vlogs together. He used to go to work. I used to make the rest like this. I had a video cut where I didn't want to go anywhere. He used to go with me everywhere. I thought I'll get him fired.

Ranbir Kapoor had come. Ranbir Kapoor had come. I had to go make a vlog. We used to watch content together. I had an office in Dwarka. He had an office there. I met him after the shoot. I told him I want to get rid of my sister's job.

We'll make a movie together. How much were you earning at that time? I had a job for 22-25 rupees. What did you do? Travel tourism, Ticketing department. We talked and the company I was sponsored by

I opened his account on YouTube to show the company. I told him I have an account of my brother, he is also a YouTuber. You will get two in one. I told him to sign it. He said no.

We had a target of 5,000 subscribers. We will upload his vlog. How did he get good results? He got 10,000-12,000 subscribers. We increased his Instagram followers. We added some content in it.

We added a collab video him, that was the option So we sent him the profile I told the company, whether you increase mine or not Sign him too

So you were getting him out of this game?

He had so many? So I said, leave the job Now trust me, give me a year Then we screwed up in a year

Bro, you didn't tell your family?

The first video you'll see Like we used to make a cricket scene Then I got my ass kicked in a year. Bro, bro. And your family didn't say anything? Bro, if you watch the earlier videos, like the cricket scene, I used to come straight from the metro. I used to get off the metro, didn't go home. I was changing clothes in the car,

wearing pyjamas, taking off my shirt. That was going on properly. I said, don't make so much of a face, get lost. Then he didn't go anywhere. He was still naked on the road. He was kicking his legs. He was showing off his pyjamas. But the tickets we had bought, we are still roaming around. That's great.

But I have to ask this. Because some people think that you are doing a lot of things for the vlog. Or you are doing things and they are coming in the vlog. The subscriber we get, he will meet us like that. And the camera is off.

He says, you cut the vlog so much. What are you doing in real life?

This happens.

People think we are doing this for the vlog. But we don't go to jail in the vlog, so we are cutting things. We are doing more in real life than that. No, but didn't you see that series? Which series?

Banked Up Abroad.

No. Which series? Banked Up Abroad No Bro, you guys stay focused Basically, it's when you get caught and get arrested outside Oh, I see

Yeah

No, we don't do anything outside There's nothing like that outside What happens in Bali then? We just talk shit to each other Bro, the shit we talk is only between us Bro, we're happy in our friend circle

Like, he's ready and we're went to the club. I wore proper shoes and pushed him in the pool. He didn't go. You are a f**ker. You don't bother anyone. We are used to having fun with someone else.

What happened in Bali?

We had fun in Bali. It was our first international trip. All the guys were full. For a f**ker. It was a 11 hour flight. We had a 1 lakh rupee drink He had even played the speaker once. Exactly. He's been doing that. What has he been doing?

Nonsense.

No, nothing much.

People are having parties at home. They're having techno parties. Isn't that a problem? They call it cool. And he doesn't even play it in the air. We didn't even play it. It was on the ground.

It's okay. It should stay in the discussions, stay negative, stay positive. Yeah. Right? We were discussing, but you guys didn't come for the late end episode. Does anyone even know about this?

Yeah.

Those who know, please tell us. We were waiting for him to come.

Yeah.

But he didn't come. The shoot was really tight. No, there was no sadness. We had a talk with Samay. Yeah. He was saying that the rest is planned. He was busy. He said that he didn't have anything left.

So he didn't put anything. I said, after a while, I said, Bro, it's good that you didn't put anything. Whatever happens, happens for the best. You both are saved. If you have so much brain in time,

that you don't make such a joke. What he did, Ranveer did. That was a very different thing. He thinks of himself as a kid. That's not a joke. Look, Samay is our junior from school.

So, that guy is good.

That off-camera guy is a very different guy.

Yeah, yeah. Who knows?

He's sitting with me and chilling. Yeah, off-camera is a very kind guy. Off-camera is. He's a simple guy. He's a very intelligent guy. Yes. Do you have any recipe that you'd like to share? I've learnt how to make a fool out of myself.

That's it.

Yes.

I know how to boil water.

Boil water.

Do you know when to change the milk?

I can do that.

Yes, he can do that. All the guys can do that. I was about to get married. You should have done it earlier. Mom would have got angry. She would have got angry.

What should be the quality of a girl

that you would like to marry? First of all, she should understand my work. Because I love my work the most. She shouldn't think that I am just making videos. She should understand my work. Second, she should love me. She understands my work. He loves me.

He respects my family as much as I respect his family. These two things are very important for me. My work and my family. He should understand that I don't want to talk to other guys. Only my brother and father. But he can have male friends.

No.

Do you have female friends? No. Why don't like him. No. Do we have female friends? No, right? Neither do I.

Why did this happen?

I don't understand why a guy and a girl are friends. At the end, someone is always in someone's way.

I'll tell you the truth.

It's very difficult.

It's very difficult to say that a guy and a girl are friends. If the guy is in the way, okay, you say I like you to her. If the guy says something, then I tell you which is friendship and which is not. We are friends. Be practical. We are friends.

If he is okay, then I am saying that we will marry only if we are in a relationship. If he is not okay, then he is enjoying his life. I am not forcing anyone to be like me. Did you ever feel that you were thinking that he would do this but he did something completely wrong and you were shocked?

You were shocked and betrayed.

He did something wrong.

Anything can happen. If it's not wrong, it's different.

I've been telling him since childhood that I'm fond of bikes. So, there was a video of ours... He rides a bike like a mule. I'll tell you first. Take it straight. I'll tell you first. Go ahead. I'll tell you first. His favourite bike was Zeno. I got it fixed on rent.

I got his cake and wig cut. I said, it's a gift for you. He showed it to me and I took it back. I said, give it back. I would have given him the bike. It wasn't a problem.

I wanted to give it to him. He was emotional But in the end I thought It wasn't a big deal for me I should give him the bike My brother also said give it

But I thought if I give him the bike Because he rides the bike like a donkey In the streets, outside I pray to God that the bike is not unsafe If something happens, I regret it for the rest of my life That I pray to god that my bike is safe If something happens to it I regret it for the rest of my life

That I should have given it to them

It was raining and I skidded

That happens If there is an accident, tell me I was riding a sports bike I rode it easily My legs were torn I have to say this

Sir Scooters are always behind me You were saying that you were snatched from me. This is not a question of saying. This is a lesson. Don't pick up the scooter. You are not a good boy. You are understanding that sports bikes make a lot of noise. People think that he is driving like a good boy. You are a good boy.

Shut up.

Boys fight.

Those who have ridden a cycle, always think that it is a sport bike.

How are you? Hello. He always thinks of cycling as a sport. How are you?

Hello, hello, hello.

I can't get married. I'm having a lot of problems.

Hi.

Is there a girl for me?

What is this? You don't have a filter at all. I thought she must be a sister-in-law. and you felt that you love him.

You must have been so happy that you cried crying. When he was in the G900...

Bro, G900!

Until I knew that my brother wasn't practicing the G900, I would hug him and come. I would kiss him and do whatever he said. I was very happy. And I cried from the bottom of my heart. You know that feeling of being so close. My brother did it for me. Such a lovely friendship.

How much is it?

It's around 11-12 lakhs.

I'd have given it to you.

But it's okay.

It's a bit of a stretch to say that I'd die if something happened to me. What would I do all my life?

That's true.

That's very heart-breaking.

My family would also blame him. You gave me a bike. What do you think is the difference between girls and boys? Who meets their boys? Ask the girls. What do you think is the difference between girls and boys? Mumbai girls are a little more chill. Delhi girls are more naughty. But Delhi girls' attitude suits them.

We don't get to meet Mumbai girls. Mostly they come from abroad. To become models. But there is one girl from Mumbai, whom I know. She is very close to my heart.

That's it?

There's a girl from Delhi, who's also very close to my heart. You'll get to know her every now and then. You'll come to Pune, and you'll get to know Pune as well. Just to be cool? Yeah, just to be.

Do you know both of them?

No, I'm confirming. You can say two things in one day. Yeah, I meant to say that.

So, what do you want to say?

I can hear you, man.

You said it on camera.

You cut it out, bro. Hey, I'm not ready. I've never cut my hair. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No benching? No benching. What does benching mean? Bench press 130 kg. 130 kg?

You bench 130?

Yes.

Oh my god bro, that's f**king crazy boss.

Your backflip man is a 60. I'll hit a 600. Do that and show me. The peck. You know, tip tip tip tip tip.

I'm sitting in the back, I can't do it.

Sorry. He has done everything. He has come. Look at him. Let's go.

Let's go.

This is a very good thing. This is the sound of a horse. Come here. The mic is here.

Turn on the light.

First, play the band.

Look at this.

Play the it first.

A farewell.

Look at this horse sound. Show us the horse too. Show us the horse. Be a horse.

Be a horse.

Let's go. Have you ever seen a car inside a car? Hey, become a horse. Hey, tell him to become a horse. Tell him. Once, once. Hey, come on.

Have you ever seen a car inside a car? No. Let's show it today. Open the boot.

Look at this.

There is a car inside a car.

Hey, what is this?

Look at this.

Is this actually a Langdaan?

Yes, yes, really.

Hey, stop. Bro, I think my leg is broken. Let me tell you his story. Guys, he was... The rotator here is broken. I'll tell you how it broke. He went to the doctor. The doctor said, you smoke or drink, how did it happen?

He said, I smoke boys. The boys who smoke at night, it comes inside. That's why it broke. Bro, I praised you. Now we're going to get him wrapped. And we'll ring the bell here.

The car will shoot on the next shot.

Come on, bro.

I don't know what to say after this. Bro, you hit one.

I can't hit one. What's the matter?

Let's do it.

What do I have to do? Walk with one leg. Not with one leg, with the other.

With the other leg?

Yes.

You have to do it with your fat leg.

No, no.

We'll get a new one. You do it.

I did it once. Do it like this. Look, don't put your foot down.

Do it, brother.

No, no.

You do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. Come on, brother. These two are our friends. We'll take our friend along. Come on, brother. I'm telling you, you're a good friend.

Where did you start vlogging from?

We do everything.

Yeah.

What am I saying?

No one recognizes me.

My brother has lost his fame.

I'm talking to you.

I'm talking to you.

Put it on.

I'm here.

Come on. Are you mad? You're hitting the car's body. I'm hitting my love. I can't do anything.

I'm hitting you. I'm hitting you. Look at him.

Sir, can you do this?

No.

Do it.

I'm enjoying it.

Do it.

Do it.

Look, he's a good friend. He can do this.

Let's move on.

Tell me where you used to get loans. Bro, we don't have any loans. Tell me about that 500-rupee loan. When you got a 500-rupee loan. I don't have anything for my block.

I'll run away.

You f**king d**k. Hey. I'll run away. You idiot.

Hey, let him run away.

Tell me a little.

I used to give Rs. 500 to some uncle and aunt. When someone came home. I used to look ready for momos.

I was a kid. In 6th or 7th grade.

I used to go to eat for Rs. 500. He used to say, I'll give you Rs. 500. He used to say, it's not open. I said, take it tomorrow. Rs. 500 is fine. He used to say, okay, come tomorrow. Change the shop tomorrow. How wrong he is. How wrong he is. He's earning from the poor.

And you're doing this to him. Yes, I was stuck. Yes, you were stuck. What happened? You should cut it. Turn off the camera. He is our friend from Mumbai. Namaste.

So, we are making videos.

What do you want to eat?

What will you have? Chicken? Aunty, make me Paratha with Shorma. And Aunty, I will make you Paneer. I will make you eat the same. No And I'll have the paneer shawarma I'll give you the same No, I can't eat paneer Chicken shawarma

I'll have two chicken shawarmas and paratha Double stuffing and make it without oil And tell the team what all will you eat

It's free today

And aunty, one chicken momos As soon as you say free Aunty takes money from everyone. She doesn't take 10-20 rupees from us.

We earn this brotherhood.

This brotherhood.

Aunty, where is Rulag?

Bless you.

Wow.

Aunty has three shops.

We go there too.

Wow.

How did his energy change when he came out?

He showed him that he was going to speak for an hour. Now it's my turn. Both of you are charged, right? Yes. This hour started early. I can do it. I'll do it in a while.

What?

He's a joker.

Give him a mic.

He doesn't need a photo.

He doesn't need a photo.

Neither do you need a pair of scissors to come and take your job. Come up. You can't climb the stairs. You can't climb the ladder of success. This is the ladder of success. He is 26 years old and he still hasn't been able to stand on his feet. This was my joke. I hit him yesterday. So I hit him and you have taken so many jokes from me.

What joke did you take?

Is it like this? No, what is the connection between brothers? I was telling him that you hit a good line. And then till the time he... He says a line, if he doesn't notice, he keeps saying it. Which is a good thing. It's a good thing. He keeps showing himself. He keeps showing himself.

He's getting hit.

I...

I said, what happened?

He's saying it the other way round.

He keeps saying it.

If you had hit him, he would've...

Look at this.

Have you seen a cycle seat? Right? A cycle seat. Look at this. This is a cycle seat. Look at this. Now show me that. Now show me this.

It's the same cycle seat. I can't take it anymore.

He comes to me and I spit on him.

Then he hits me. Who spits?

He's confused.

I was staring at his face.

Tell me honestly, did you both not want to be heroes? I did. I'm a hero. I'm a hero. I'm a hero. I'm a hero. I'm a hero.

I'm a hero.

I'm a hero.

I'm a hero.

I'm a writer. I told you. He doesn't want to, but I'll go alone. Do you want to? Send someone. Do you want to?

I'm ready to give.

No, man.

Do you want to? Yes. Get it done. Get it done. Whatever it takes. I hope nothing happens to you in the camera. Give him a role. I'll take 20-25 lakhs.

I'll put it on camera.

You'll say, act now. Why? Condition. He'll be sitting on the skit for 2 days. He won't go anywhere for 2 days. Do you have a job-series guy? I'll get it done.

Sorry. I'll get it done. You won't go anywhere from tomorrow. You'll sit with him for two days. You won't get anything done from tomorrow. You'll play PS.

You'll make me a father. You've made my life hell. I'll make you a father. What is he doing? I'm getting a writer. I'm getting a writer and making him sit with you.

You'll sit with you with a writer. They'll give you a writing test. You won't go tomorrow. You'll stay here. I'm here tomorrow. Okay, see where the writer is.

It's their problem.

It's a proof. See which writer is coming tomorrow. The writer will come.

Come.

You can't make a single line. You're tired of saying brand.

Come, come.

How many packs are coming? Come here. I was new here. I didn't recognize you. UPSC? Yes. Oh my God. Which one? I'm from Wajira.

Oh, Wajira.

I recognized you from your look. These are all UPSC students who are worried, scared and high.

They look neat and clean.

Are you here to do UPSC?

Yes.

Look at this.

What?

This is the UPSC. Practice? Come on, let's go. How long have you been doing this? I've joined. Leave it, you won't be able to do it. Tell me your name. Where are you from?

Jaipur.

Jaipur? Majema?

Elaichi?

I'm from Gujarat.

Jaipur!

Pink city.

I love pink.

City.

Come on, bro.

Don't break wearing glasses. If you become an IPS officer, what will you do? Tell us. He'll do it later. No, tell us what you'll do for the country. I don't know how to do it, you've worn 200 things in this heat. It's not my dream, it's my mom's dream.

He doesn't have to do anything.

Huh? What? Straighten your legs. He's doing everything for his mother's dream. He's studying so much. But I'm really sorry, bro. Show him.

He'll kill him.

He says, mom, blueberry shake.

Mom, alo cano, alo vanatos.

He comes to drink blueberry in the night.

You got it?

All the best, my brother.

Okay, all the best.

One day you'll become UFC officer. UFC?

UPSC!

UPSC officer.

And I'll meet you that day. Okay?

Okay, brother.

Okay, bro.

Go for it, my brother.

Go for it.

Why are you putting your nails on the button?

Brother, I want to know the reason why you put your nails on the button. Whose nails do you keep putting on? What are you doing? Give me your phone. No, I don't have a phone.

No, no, no. You become gay. Boys like you. You can hit me with your shoes.

Boys will hit you wherever they see you.

Let's go to the car.

Come on.

Pay the money. I am paying. You go ahead.

Give me a kiss.

Wait, let me get the car. Babu, put the back gear. Wait a minute, I'm going to help my friend.

How are you?

I'm good.

It was fun. How did you guys like it? It was fun, sir. I didn't know that someone from Mumbai can give such a good vibe even after 15 years. It was my first time sitting in a Mercedes and I liked it a lot.

I don't know how much more I should talk.

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