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Hello brothers, how are you? Hope everyone is doing well. Good to be with you again. Uh, abhi obviously thumbnail jo humne bana rakha hai uske baare mein toh baat chalegi. But there's so much, so much to discuss. So many things are happening. Tu mai hua ab mein dil pe haath rakhe bol ek mera question hai. Before, tere le hai iske I want you to speak more because I know you and Abhijeet specially are real dog lovers. I love dogs but they are not in my house.

You guys are genuine. I have seen you and Abhijeet melt at a personal level. And a big dog like you melts in front of a dog. I have seen you. But have you ever thought that dogs will have such a big vote bank in India? Tell me.

What did I know? I mean, Nalin Mehta didn't include this in the new BJP. You know, that's a big flaw in his research. That he completely ignored the doggy vote bank. He did such a thorough job but completely missed the doggy vote bank. So, maybe for the future novel,

which Nalin is going to follow up on, just something to keep in mind for your research. But, you know, it's honestly, Abhijeet will most likely disagree with me, but it's honestly, I don't think it's that complicated. I feel the same way when I see that, you know, on the streets, they leave the cows and the cows are going around eating plastic, or

eating anything, or eating the opposite. And then, you know, they get sick and they die these horrible deaths. And the same thing with the dogs as well. You don't have a program to look after them. There is no way to take care of them. So many dogs are just left open. They are eating. What kind of quality of life those dogs have anyway?

They are not meant to live like that. And you have left them on the roads. Sometimes someone hits them with a scooter, sometimes someone hits them with a car. And then they have to live the rest of their lives as lame. How many dogs have we seen on the streets? Who are not able to walk or have a complete mange. How many dogs have we seen on the streets?

Their entire body is completely destroyed.

And then obviously there's the public safety angle of it. But I want you to share your views on this is because see, two years ago I did a podcast with Percy and I love dogs. I did this podcast on the stray dog menace in India. See, in our gated communities, there is still not much of a problem. You didn't come to my house in Bombay, right? No, I didn't come to your house in Bombay.

Hopefully this year you will come this year. So, there are 3-4 spots outside our house. And why I am saying this is because I need to know your views on this. Because you guys are genuine dog lovers. So, outside our house, these dogs, most of them are sterilized. They have been injected. Most of them are sterilized. Uh, unka, bo, jo injection,

injection sab ho chuka hai. And there are genuine caretakers who come and feed them,

you know,

kabhi kya khilana at different times of the day mein woh apni gadi mein leke aate hain. And I understand all of that. Magar ab hota kya hai malum hai, where I found the confusion is, dekh, the confusion is, I am someone who was genuinely scared of dogs. Yeah. Toh agar mujhe aaj se 10 saal pehle milta tha na, toh tujhe vishwas nahi hota,

miri bhatti thi kutto se.

And it's not an unreasonable thing to be scared of an animal with extremely sharp teeth that can cause you a lot of, you know, cause you a lot of harm.

So an unreasonable feeling. So when I see, see the problem is in the slums where the dogs and, and you know, those poor people and their children, they don't have the luxuries we have. If you come inside the building, they will send your dog out. You see what I'm trying to say?

Or you can tell your building guard to take out your dog.

Yeah.

Second, I'm telling you small stories that we face. Please. internal. I delivered

America.

If you look at a country like America, that is a very, very...

I think it's...

If you rank the countries who are dog-loving, America will be in the top 5% of nations that are the most dog-loving countries. You don't see dogs roaming around here. Dogs don't roam around on the streets. If a dog roams around on the streets streets or a dog barks at a child, someone will come and shoot that dog the next day. They love dogs so much, yet they know that you can't just let them roam around on the street.

Because then it becomes not just a... They can spread filth and diseases and then they can be a danger to children and other people as well.

No, fair enough. But we also need to have compassion for those animals, right?

Correct.

It's so hard. Like you said, when you said I see cows eating plastic, you actually said it from a compassionate point of view. You felt bad that we call it cow mother on one hand. Now look, there are cow shelters. Jain community runs a lot of cow shelters. Hindu community also runs.

I know giant cow shelters where cows keep coming to Gujarat, Rajasthan. In UP, we have a friend, Mukul Agarwal. Mukul's family runs a cow shelter. Mukul has told me. So there are attempts to do it. But the cow problem does not go.

So it's not like even after the Supreme Court's judgement, all these dogs will disappear.

Supreme Court gives a lot of orders. How much order is followed is a different thing.

Supreme Court has given orders so many times. Supreme court loudspeaker ban. How many high court bans have come in Maharashtra? But finally, now the government has done this. Forget this, I'll tell you the most comedy thing. I mean, the Jain community will have to agree. It was so funny.

Recently, in Mumbai, in Dadar, you saw that pigeon farm in Dadar. Yeah. We recently had a moment. You look at that. First of all, it is the worst thing you can do. It is the most unscientific thing. Another guy incredible. Hulk.

Yeah. by the community.

Yeah.

We just had a little bit of a percy. Billy Moria. And I bought that. Mary bought it. I spent two. So I'll pay on the street or community.

Do you know the only time in the history of India, Parsis have rioted? When there was such a dog ban Jains have gone mental for a pigeon. Parsis have gone mental for a dog. I said, who else will walk the hill? Why did you do a dog and a pigeon? It's okay. If you have compassion for dogs and you should have, you know, dogs are overall just incredible animals.

You should have compassion. But if you have to find a solution for that, it's not like I'll go to my gated community and my brother will handle the dogs. At least I don't have to deal with them in my life. It's called the moment of riot 1832.

If you want to think about them with compassion, you'll have to think about the lives they live on the streets, 32. you know, apartment wala aake daad deta hai to guard ka dimaag kharab ho jata hai, woh jaake he beats the shit out of that dog and then the dog has a broken bone for the rest of their lives. Kya uski hai? Agar aapko kuch karna hi hai and a lot of people are, you know, upset about this and I understand why they're upset about this because they are dog lovers. Toh I think aapko pool karke shelters develop karne chahiye. I know, I know. And you know, all of them are not going to be able to be taken care of, but you can do something. So we, you know, perfection is the thief of action. So you

are aiming towards perfection that we have to take care of 65 lakhs of 65 lakhs. But at least start with 2-3 lakhs. At least start with 2-3 lakhs. If you can see the progress, that's something that's progress in a good direction. And for those who doubt me, there is a proper Wikipedia entry also for this. Bombay dog riots.

Parsi people in 1832 said, you have done a dog. They set the city on fire. Can you believe that? Parsi people, they lost their collective shit. Overdogs.

And they started a riot. And this Jain protest of Mumbai, I say, this just happened.

This just happened, right? This happened two weeks ago.

Yes. And I was watching, I was watching my... I do. This is not practical. We can't do all this. Why are people not understanding? Why are people not understanding? Can there be a midway between the two? Can there?

You didn't send me any memes in the evening email.

I will send you. I am sending.

I just checked the mail. I will send it to you. I have sent it. I have just checked the mail.

I will send it to you.

But can we have a balance? I also genuinely feel bad for street dogs now. I have changed as a person. I have definitively changed. Okay, I understand. Percy gave some practical solutions

for Swiggy and Zomato drivers. Like keep biscuits in your pocket if a dog comes, don't be afraid of him, feed him biscuits, love him, give him water. There are, you know, dogs have that sense. But this is not realistic.

I told Percy, I said, you guys have one problem. You guys say, bro, is a dog a scary thing? It looks scary.

How do you guys do it?

People think it's fear.

It looks like fear.

My own mom, my mom, my mother-in-law, my dad, three people are in my own house. Three people. My father-in-law is not afraid of dogs. But my mother-in-law and my father, So next level, that they may not be Florida, Florida, but I would just say to Mary,

Massey,

get out of your head. I'm going to get out of it. He,

he, he,

he, I know people. I mean, maybe because it is a

bug

that the rational

going.

Okay.

So we have people have fears. You can't mock that. Or what? Joe, but the dog and man,

teen, so I'll pass out. But they are in the same area.

Hmm.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

Every week there's news that a dog has bitten a child.

Every week there's news. I, no matter how big a dog lover I am, five dogs attacking one human baby. I am always team human.

No,

I don't want those five dogs. I don't want that. I am very realistic about this. I am very realistic about this. I am very clear. I want dog shelters to be made. I want sterilization, but dog biting out of fear and anxiety. I don't believe a child's life is worth less than five dogs.

No, no, no. I'm not going to agree. If you want to do something, you can make pressure for sterilization drive. You can organize it. You can raise money. If there are charities or hospitals or veterinary offices that do this work, we will raise some money for them. we'll do a sterilization drive. It's locality. We have sterilization drive is locality may hum. We will raise some money and we'll try to get some shelters built. Low carrot.

I'll carry it. I thought of that. I likey, you know, bought Sadi guy. I'll be be going to get the, I'll go pay.

They can fit a B which will go. I'm not going to go. I know you have donated multiple times. Do you think the activists are helping or screwing up this dog movement? Well, how are they, how are they helping? What, because what is the solution? Rahul Gandhi comes out and says,

please, you are bothering them because they are not able to speak. Okay. Then what is the solution? I love that we highlight the problems, but no one highlights the solution.

What should we do? Should we leave them? Let them live in slums, let them live in neighborhoods, especially in Delhi, I'm sure there are some in Mumbai as well, there are some neighborhoods in Delhi where people are literally piled on top of each other.

The streets are very crowded. And there, dogs and kids keep walking and playing together. And there, you will see that dogs and dogs have bitten each other. So what should we do there? Tell me. I mean, let the kids cut their hair.

What should they do? What should be the solution? It's easy to say, but then what do we do?

But do you think this is judicial overreach?

Forget anything else. Do you think the judge should have given this judgment? I think it's judicial overreach.

It is judicial overreach. You don't remember. this is their daily routine. This was a legendary statement of theirs 3-4 years ago, when they said that you can't play music after 10 o'clock. After that, they said that you can only eat this much food in the wedding. You can't eat more than this. Do you remember that?

The judicial will decide the foot of the idol of Ganpati.

Ganpati can't be bigger than this. Can't eat more than this. Who are you to tell me that I can't eat at the wedding? First of all, I am going to the wedding. The whole point of me going to a wedding is not to see the fucking wedding. I am going to bless them. Am I an idiot?

I go there for food. I go there to bless them. I'm an idiot. I go there for food. I go there to dance. You're telling me I can't dance after 10 o'clock. You're telling me I can't eat food like a dog. What's the point of going to a wedding? You've defeated the whole point of marriage.

If I were to get married, it would be different. I'm going to someone else's wedding to eat food. It's amazing.

Dude, this... Yeah. Yeah. So why do you think barely anyone is actually using this as a case of judicial overreach, which, which actually should be the only point of agreement I would have by with all the activists here that by judiciary, how much is the judiciary going to try to interfere? I'm sorry. These are municipal issues. to So this is the Supreme Court. Supreme Court is the uncle of Bargat, who is going to give the knowledge to anyone who is going to the front. Eat this much at the wedding,

break so many crackers, play music so late at night. Whatever work is of the local government, our court keeps giving orders in all of that. That's the thing.

This is an old problem.

And this is an old problem. Municipal issue. Judiciary is coming in municipal issue. I don't know, but he kept talking about dogs.

I think people are not focused on the judicial overreach because this is a genuine issue. I think people are just happy. He is barcode. Hadia gas, seriously.

The other side is also like key. We found another excuse to scream. So this is, there are talking is spreading. So there are things that both sides can latch on to. That's why people are not really concerned about the judicial overreach part. When people give such stupid orders in weddings, then you have to abuse the court. What nonsense order have you given?

But there is an actual point. You know, especially in cities, you have a better idea of Mumbai, where there are more problems of dogs in slums. That is a genuine issue.

That is a genuine issue.

What can we do? We live in a good area, we don't have to worry about dogs. So we say, no, no, look, he is a good area. I don't have to worry about a dog being bitten. So I say, no, no, look, this poor guy is a mute. But when you...

So, the gated communities, there are also issues starting to arise. In Delhi, in Mumbai, there are also issues in gated communities. So, you actually might have a point that they are also entering there. And eventually what happens is people don't understand. What happens in gated communities is Dog lovers are as vocal as well.

Right.

So if a dog lover goes to a slum, I'll tell you the truth, he'll get a beating there.

I'm telling you straight.

I don't know how to say this. Other than that,

It's obvious.

He'll get a beating. He'll be like,

Hey, come here, you.

Thud, thud, thud. you're used to. I don't know how to say this Muslim area. I'm a question. Dogs knew they for some odd reason.

Yeah. Very strange.

I wonder why. I wonder why. Why? Uh, Muslim area. I'm a company. You have to go there.

So you'd be a,

yeah.

A mystery.

And if these people, I don't want dogs to be murdered willy nilly. If they don't, the municipalities don't act, don't be surprised if people who live in slums and all those low income housing areas, they start taking law in their own hands fir mat bolna aisa kyun hu. then don't say why did this happen? Right. Right. And now we also have to talk about something very important because our daughter-in-law Asim Munir has gone to meet her in-laws again.

You know, Oh, look at this. What a timing. As soon as we started the topic, the boy came. Perfect timing. Is he doing yoga? No, he was sleeping and he just woke up. Perfect timing. I sleep in the day. Now tell me one thing. This is first let Abhijeet speak in Pakistan's issue,

but there are three or four aspects to cover in this. One is that our trade is going well, but Abhijeet, what about this BLA thing? And, and what about this? You know, he's meeting Putin in three days. We are meeting Putin and then we are going and meeting G so make sure you cover all these things in that.

And we're also going to Ukraine. Yes.

I did not know this. Are you sure?

I think Zelensky invited him.

Modi should get the Nobel.

Trump has not. Correct. Modi should get it. Correct.

this is the time for peace.

MEA should tweet, this is the time for peace. Just like they have a meeting, MEA should tweet, this is the time for peace. And tag Greta Thunberg. I know. Jai Ram. She's not dead yet.

So sad. She's still going.

Oh, I wish the Israelis had, you know, accidentally on purpose bombed something when she was...

No, let them go. Let them go to Sweden and get trains banned. What's the problem? Please ban all trains in Sweden.

Yes. So what is it? Zelensky is the one who tweeted it out.

Yeah.

Modi tweeted out about his conversation with Putin. And he wrote, my dear friend Vladimir Putin. and he tagged Kremlin English in that. He did not tweet about Ukraine. Zelensky tweeted about Ukraine.

Yeah. I hear Anna. Can I have a good tweet? But I'm a sham, please.

I made it.

Just go check where I'm

normally. I'm a group mentality. What's up? Group mentality.

Okay.

Thanks. Thanks. Thanks.

Sharing it, putting it on

the screen.

Oh, yes.

You do.

Man, I did.

Good.

You get it.

It's up to me. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. India is supporting our peace efforts and shares the position that everything concerning Ukraine must be decided with Ukraine's participation Other formats will not deliver results Mm-hmm, basically what about America?

We agreed to plan a personal meeting in September during the UN General Assembly and to work on an exchange of visits

So Modi ji is going and Zelensky is also coming in September during the UN General Assembly and to work on an exchange of visits.

So Modi ji is going and Zelensky is also coming.

Well done.

Tell me who else can it be? Who else is the president, the leader of peace?

Who else is the leader of peace? Tell me.

We have met Trump, we are going to meet Xi, we are only meeting because Modi advocated for peace.

He suggested it.

Yeah.

And I think the MEA should come out and take credit for it because they deserve credit for it.

I've already taken credit for it.

Of course.

Obviously. I mean, if not for India's participation, this meeting, I doubt this meeting even happens. Yeah. Anticipation this meeting. I doubt this meeting even happens Yeah, or calico calico, you know if if if America and Hello doggy

Calico if America and China reach some kind of agreement on trade You have to Kushal at some point give credit to Modi for organizing it during the SCO meet, right? But how do we, see what I'm not able to understand is what is the American endgame this time? Can you explain what the American endgame this time is? Like how does, see it. This I, this much I will share now. I haven't said this yet. Today I'm saying this for the third time.

When I was in Canada, I called Abhijeet and said this. But when I was in Canada, Canan, please respect Canadian. Someone has put gay porn about us.

What?

He will share it.

He will share it.

You will get us banned from Gay Sex.

So,

in the Kananaskis Resort, I remember, some of us were waiting and the whole idea was that Modi and Zelensky were meeting. So we were just waiting. And suddenly I got a message and they'll say,

he meeting canceled manual. Trump had called Modi then. That was like a 35 to 45 minute phone call. Trump wanted Modi to come to Washington. Oh, that's when he was it. Yeah. Basically Modi sophisticated terms.

I'm a boy. I'm not going to come. And from there, all hell has broken loose. Because he stood up

and Kushal isn't he invited Modi to Washington because he wanted to do what he just did with the Azerbaijani and Armenian

president.

There, you got it. You got it.

Right. And he wanted like, if we make a big country, India and Pakistan, so that, you know, bolsters his case for Nobel peace prize a lot. Armenia has a big, but if India Pakistan, it's different. So I imagine that was the plan and Modi luckily saw right through it.

And, and do you, do you kind of agree with Kushal there, Abhijeet that was the beginning of it?

Looks like that was the beginning of it. Um, but you know, I would say there is a bit more to it than just that. It's the fact that using the crypto bros, the Pakistani got into Trump's inner circle.

Okay.

So I think operation Sindoor was where it started, where those crypto bros basically asked him to remember on the first two days, Trump didn't want to poke his nose into it. Suddenly, what happened on day three where he poked his nose in?

Yeah.

So, I have any credence, sorry, just before you continue, do you give any credence to, you know, the, the claim key by the Indians actually hit some very sensitive American asset in Pakistan?

There are no American troops out there at all. The air chief just said that F-16s have also been shot. had gone into the bunker, into that hangar. We know they had gone before. There are no photos of those three Jordanian F-16s coming out of the hangar. And subsequently, that hangar was bombed. We do not have any intel.

We have intel that those three Jordanian planes were. And by the way, this wasn't Indian intel that we got. This was certain other intel that we got that three of those Jordanian F-16s had been destroyed. But we have no imagery of it.

It is still just word of mouth. And the fact that through extrapolation, we know there were three that went in. And maybe they had flown out prior, but most probably not, because that's a deep maintenance hanger. So you can't just then twist a few screws, put it back,

and then it comes out. No. The second thing that happened was in Bhuladi. Again, same thing. We know for a fact that that particular hangar was used for the AWACS.

We know the aircraft went inside. Or let, let me put it this way. The last we have imagery, the aircraft had gone inside. It wasn't parked at the apron or anything. We know that is the, uh, deployment base for deployment base. So it had gone in there and that is all we know. So as per my estimate, we've destroyed about four aircraft. We have no imagery of any of these other air-to-air kills. If we had been told earlier that we have flown it in this area,

we could have trained the satellite and possibly got the imagery. Right now, for the additional two kills, we don't. But four, we don't have the imagery. We do have extrapolation of imagery, which suggests that three F-16s and one AVACS have been shot. Now, I don't know if it is the Swedish-supplied AVACS

or the Chinese-supplied AVACS. My guys are telling me it's a Swedish one, in which case that's better. So, yeah, so very confident about four aircraft, high level confidence assessment that four aircraft were.

And so I have two other questions kind of related to this also. First, what is Trump's sort of plan with Pakistan? Obviously we know Pakistan has been sucking dick very hard because they've been like give them a peace prize and all that.

There is no oil in Srinagar. Let's be very clear, there is no oil there.

Don't say that, there is snake oil there.

So there is no oil out there. I don't know what kind of dreams they've gone and sold. Uh, uh, what's his name, but remember BLA had been proscribed several years back. Please go check the state department proscribed Baloch liberation army long ago.

This is not new.

He said it in such a Bengali accent. Did you hear that Baloch liberation army?

There is something in this, which I need, uh, for it to come on the many review. Because it is hilarious. A second. Iska kya hai?

Baloch liberation army, please.

Yeah, thank God you reminded me about this. My God. Yeh log kya kya cheeze karte hai. I'm sending it on WhatsApp, OK? Haan, WhatsApp. Humari group mein bhejte hai. Haan, haan. to I love you. Oh, that one, the Instagram is a bit of a bad thing You don't say anything about the brand, I know that the brand is very expensive

Will the glasses cost 8-10 lakhs? That depends on what you think

We saw a sunglasses worth 10 lakhs before

yes, it can be, but it is not worth it but it is a purchase I am wearing it and I like it my sunglasses are purchased there is a logo here it is a brand purchase

and the dress I am wearing is also purchased

he is wearing a dress I love it, it's such a beautiful language.

Amar sonar baloch. Now you know who this reminds me of? Pratibha. Call hai na hamari. Haan haan haan haan, jiske ghar. Yes, the one who is always busy wasting her husband's salary. Let us call her and get her on the show and see what she has to say. About what?

About Bherchesi.

What does she have to do with Bherchesi?

We'll find out. No, wait.

Impossible. What are you doing? We'll find out. No, no. Impossible. Just calling randos on the show.

Yeah.

I know. She's a very sweet lady.

Do you know them? Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Balachit. That was so good. Sorry, before we got sidetracked for 15 minutes, you were telling us about the BLA getting proscribed years before.

Yes.

So he's not added anything new to the proscript. Right.

Okay.

Now, he's just doing it to throw some crumbs at the Pakistanis. Now what is going to happen with the Pakistanis? They are going to, as usual, over-promise and under-deliver.

Nobody trusts Pakistan because they keep saying, sir, he tell me like a Saudi Arabia says have a tail. Malaga.

Now understand when these guys go into when the Americans go into

Balochistan, how do you think the Chinese are going to react? Hmm.

I mean, it's not Sarah. Pesa other lagaya to Mara Pakistan, China economic audit or Kia You invested so much money there, you did your Pakistan-China economic corridor and you, you assholes, you are bringing us, suddenly Americans, motherfuckers How will they react? Beijing, where they were like, listen, we had the first strikes to exploration. What the fuck just happened out here? So you know, this is what I keep saying. The Pakistanis are extremely, they are, you know, they're tactically, they're brilliant. Look at the way they played the information warfare.

Kho kar bhi woh jeet gaye information warfare ka game. But how did they win? I don't understand how they won. How did they win? Because we, we brought out our big guns and we made our case after the war was over. After those three days, when all the international press had switched off. Khatam ho gaya, find no identity anymore.

So, okay, I don't care if they win the information war as long as we win the war on the ground. That's the main thing. He did.

So, that.

Everywhere you look, Afghanistan, they tried to act oversmart by half. Now it's consumed them with terrorism. 48 May, 65 May, 71 May, 99 May, 25 May, look at what happened to their economy. They thought they were so brilliant. They are always tactically brilliant. You know, you look at the Bombay attack, the 2008 Bombay attack, 2008 Bombay attack. It was tactical genius, but completely wasted at a time where what did you gain from the Bombay attack? Absolutely nothing. You just got the condemnation of the entire world behind. Okay. To an extent, now imagine, had we been in the thick of a war, say a 71-style war, and

they had launched a Bombay-style attack on Bombay, on Cochin, on Vishakhapatnam, on Jammu and Nagpur, can you imagine how effective that tactical surprise would have been at that given point of time? See they don't. They can be tactically brilliant, but they squander it. So what they're thinking is brilliant now.

Is it really brilliant that China has invested so much money in this CPEC for over two decades?

What is the point of stapping them in the back when they are the primary enemy to India in the north?

I don't know. Go ask Asif, sorry, Field Marshal Asif Muneen.

Right. Do you see the brilliance there? What's the tactical brilliance there?

No, that is what, there is no positive that comes. Tell me once Trump realizes in about a year there is no oil. How do you think he's going to react? When Trump realizes that Pakistan is a bit player, sorry to use the pun, in a crypto market. How do you think he's going to react? Right. So I don't know what they're thinking. But look, India's great gift is the fact that Pakistanis think out of their rectums.

Not all, but certainly those in the army. No, but Abhijit, what about the idea that Asim Munir is making such diabolical Armageddon level threats in sitting in America and the Americans are not even reacting to it. Now you might say Americans will wiggle out by saying, where is the evidence?

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Bella.

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Very good. So what about

what Kushal was saying just now about the nuclear threats that you know this guy is coming out and making on American soil and obviously Americans will say

we don't know if he said something

Swagger because he thinks he's pulled a fast one. Think of this as the mood in, uh, Raval Pindy, when the Bombay attack started on the night of the 26th year, 26 car I suppose them working with me. Well, Sham, not with you, but with Kushal. How long have I been telling you Kushal that Pakistan China economic corridor take off, nothing will happen to it, nothing will come. For the past 10-15 years, since I've known you, I've been saying the same thing.

Yeah.

And Pakistan, basically, Abhijit, it seems, another question is, Pakistan is a past master of making idiots out of everyone. They make one topic for someone, and another topic for someone else.

Understand, the Chinese don't, the Chinese are very unforgiving. Americans are f**kers, so they keep becoming f**kers. The Chinese are not f**kers. I mean, they're f**kers in a different kind of way. That's a different matter.

But, you know, it's, they're very unforgiving. Hmm. Now, final question on this particular thing, line of thinking. Do you get any sense, the Pakistanis feel that the Chinese money train has run dry? So they're looking for a new money train? Is that what it is?

It has run dry because the Chinese are furious that PEC was not allowed to get completed. That what they had see, their thing was very simple. Uh, for Pakistan to take on India, it's economic size has to grow. Everything has to grow. Industry has to grow. Everything has to grow. The Pakistanis were like, bhai, ye sab grow hoga toh humara feudal structure hi. Remember in 1990, that one set of economic reforms completely changed the structure of the Indian polity.

It generated a middle class. It was the 1991 reforms that essentially brought the BJP to power because it was the newly rich middle class that changed its vote to the BJP. They are shit scared of losing control of that country. So they will not tolerate any modernization.

They will not tolerate industrialization. Which we need.

By the way, yeah. I read this letter that was released today.

What is this?

Basically, imports from Bangladesh shall not be allowed from any land port on India Bangladesh border. It is only allowed through Nava Shiva. So, these products are now being used. Bleached and unbleached woven fabrics of jute, twin, cordage, rope, twine, cordage, rope. Basically local manufacture. This is not Bangladesh's finger.

This is the finger of American tariffs. I am telling you very seriously that the textile industry of Bangladesh will not be able to survive without India. Because they have such a big land border with us, they can't go anywhere. seriously Bangladesh ki textile industry India ke bagayar nahi tikt payi ki. Kyuki unka itna bada land border hai humare saath, wo jayi nahi sakte hai kida. We created that textile industry boss. We created their textile industry. Wo humare

bagayar chal sakti. That is why you know that idiot Eunice again tweeted out that idiot

thing. Best of luck to him. He's another bloody Pakistani bastard.

So knowing what we know now, Kujal, all this with the Chinese and the Pakistanis and the Chinese being unhappy with the Pakistanis now laying in the Americans bed. Are you looking at this particular SEO meeting between China and Modi with a bit more interest or do you just think another flash in the pan, China and India can a bit more interest or do you just think another

flash in the pan China and India may dosti us tarase nahi ho sakti? Nahi ho sakti. I still believe that India, look, we chose a particular way of doing our foreign policy, which I personally like, but it's always fraught with danger. From Nehru to Narendra Modi, we've been very clear that our policy is always going to be openly transactional, we are not going to join any block. So we have to be very of the Americans, or of the Chinese, or of the Russians, beyond a point, we are only India first. And in that,

the only leverage we, what I see, I could be completely wrong. What India's leverage over the rest of the world is we are not an expansionist country. We don't like to invade people, give them freedom or democracy, or take over their entire economic structure and cripple them like China does. You know, we don't do all of that. We just want to trade with people and we want to make sure our people have a good life. In that process, I think Sameer on the ANI podcast said something which I don't know what Abhijit and you feel about. Sameer said that you think you can be 10 trillion

without having a relationship with China as a significant part of it. That is Sameer's point. And I think Sameer has a very valid question. I say you can also not be a 10 trillion economy without America being a significant part of it.

Yeah.

You can't be a 10 trillion economy without stealing manufacturing away from China. China is part of it, not in the same way that America and the EU are part of it. You need access to the American market, you need access to the EU market, but you have to take that manufacturing away from China. Let us be very clear about it.

Jab tak yeh chaprasi service hai jo IAS kehlaaya jata it. As long as Modi's love for Chaprasi's in those roles, nothing will happen to you.

So you're not watching this meeting with any particular interest, the SEO meeting?

No, because I know nothing will come from it. Okay.

Okay.

I think India and America most likely will still end up signing the trade deal by the end of this year.

By the end of this year? That soon? They will.

Okay. I think Trump just finds a new thing to be pissed off about.

Yeah.

We just have to make sure that he eventually gets something.

Whatever the world, look, he hasn't shit talked India the way he shit talked the EU. Nowhere near. Nowhere near the EU levels of shit talking. All we said is our economy is dead. He hasn't shit talked us the way he shit talked Israel during the peak of that when he negotiated a ceasefire. He hasn't certainly hasn't shit

talked us the way he shit talked Zelensky.

Now he's hugged and kissed and made up with all of them.

Yeah, now he's saying we'll boycott countries that don't support Ukraine. Now he's saying that.

Yeah. Ab dekho. There is, um, why do you think he won't kiss and make up with us?

Especially when the Pakistani chickens come home to roast.

What is it about? What is it about?

I have a very healthy criticism of India, I think. But you know, just pointlessly running, point where run down your country.

Yeah.

Don't pointlessly run down your country and imagine we're not that incompetent. We're not so spectacularly competent, sure. But understand when it comes to defending our interests internationally, internally we're very corrupt. But internationally when it comes to defending our interests, Bangladesh mein main kya bola tha? Yeh haram zyada jaayega, army election. Carbide army. I'm not a ghost. Bangladesh.

It's a model. Those money got heading in that direction. I never panicked over Sri Lanka. I never panicked over Maldives. There are some fundamental strengths with India in spite of our bureaucracy. And sometimes there are certain red lines beyond which our bureaucracy keeps their dicks back in their pockets

and does what they are paid to do.

Yeah. And one last point. I think people underestimate India's leverage is not zero in this entire Trump trade negotiation. People, I 100% agree. In fact, I said this on Barkha's show today. Somewhere between we are completely useless and we are Vishwaguru on steroids

is the reality of India. We are somewhere in between that. But there is one thing we have true leverage. China has true leverage on the United States of America in the critical minerals processing supply chain India

Genuinely, I think this is where you know people I appreciate harsh harsh a consistently char sals a bar poltergeist Well, there Indians tend to underestimate our leverage when it comes to big tech on America We tend to under Indians key problem a key keep coming. I read your book. I see an, uh, an Abhijeet is 100% right again on this. It was Abhijeet four or five years ago.

Who told me Indian ambassadors are genuinely, you know, people who believe in the niceties of diplomacy. They are true believers. They're like crazy, true believers in this. I used to think major're fake. No, they're actually fake. We shouldn't talk to anyone like this. They truly believe that.

So, you know, if you go to an ambassador and say, we'll shut down Instagram. Like we shut down TikTok. They'll say, you're crazy. You shouldn't do this. Do you know why Instagram became a thing? Because we shut TikTok down. No, but I was told that when Instagram and TikTok were both, what was going on? Instagram?

TikTok was the only thing going on.

TikTok was the only thing going on.

And even today, where TikTok is available in America, it's bigger than Insta. In America, TikTok is significantly bigger than Insta. So if we shut down Instagram what will America do? Indian market is big enough to have a new platform we will make it

how many people are there on YouTube?

how many Indians are there on YouTube?

don't go by monetization go by volume we are the one that provides the volume for Amazon to bring prices down globally.

Yes.

We may not provide the money, but we provide the volume.

Yes.

Because smaller markets like say Germany or Japan are actually higher in terms of revenue. But Amazon India has almost always been in loss. That doesn't matter. They have to run the loss here so that they recoup it in volume sales. You need the Indian volume in order to maintain all other markets.

It's the case with YouTube also. YouTube has so many Indian users. The numbers of Indian users on YouTube is insane. It's fucking insane. Yeah. Either you Indian hate works on YouTube or Indian love works

on YouTube and Twitter.

Yeah.

Pakistani YouTubers were surviving cricket. YouTubers, especially were surviving on Indian views.

Yeah.

They are crying blood tears. All this form of racism that they are showing is to show off.

Hmm.

Party is on since we have shut down their YouTube. Party is on.

Yeah.

So don't underestimate India's Trump card is very strong. And this deal will happen this year. So don't underestimate India's trump card is very strong or year deal EC sal hoagie eventually a trump booth or trump or Trump and then they will again go and hug Trump

mega and mega I would not be surprised if New York made Trump and Modi do a Howdy Modi against Mayor

Mamdani.

I am in the state of mind where I'm kind of hoping Zoran Mamdani wins because I decided New York deserves Zoran and Zoran deserves New York.

You know, a lot of people are saying here, even in the US, a lot of people are saying

that, you know, you know how much I hate New York. I've never liked New York as a city.

Yeah.

Okay. It's awfully wannabe. DC is very chilled out that way. I love DC. I used to like San Francisco.

I never liked LA, but I never hated LA the way I hate New York. New York is just a nasty

city.

Honestly, Chicago is more chill than New York. You've been to Chicago. Chicago is more chill than New York. But it's more chill. The vibe in Chicago is more chill than New York.

So, you know, I don't like any of the Northern industrial cities.

I like the Southern slave owning cities.

Yeah.

Cut this and make it real, please. Editor. I like the Southern slave owning cities.

I'm a slave here.

Okay.

Next.

My China hit dog lover baddie. Oh yeah.

I saw this somewhere.

You did a very wrong thing with the whole crowd.

This is the best meme to explain the male mindset during this whole Supreme Court order.

Abhijeet, this is gay. Homo won't understand. Please explain.

Homo won't understand. But all the guys should understand this meme. No, it's very wrong. Completely, completely.

So is this all the incels using this to suck up to hot girls kind of a thing?

He's hitting the four on the spot.

He's hitting the four on the spot. They do non-incel too. They hit the four-violently. They even insult non-violently on the spot. He is very happy that he got banned. I remember, I have a friend, I am not going to name him. I have a friend, I remember, who was a leftist, St. Stephens in Delhi.

He had 2-3 friends from St. Stephens. When Article 370 was abrogated, he was tweeting under it, Justice for Kashmir America privately

Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Exactly. They're like India Their policy towards women is like Indian foreign policy. Next one is, opposition claims TMC MP Mahua Moitra fainted during protest today. But this video suggests she was doing drama.

What is this? I am a fallen man, I am a lowly man I am not a liquor, I am a high man I am a new man, I am a piece of iron I am a new man, I am a lowly man I am a new man, I am a piece of iron

Why are our politicians like this?

My favorite part is she immediately gets into character She doesn't blink an eye Like the commitment to the bit is actually pretty pretty fantastic and i love that sagrika still posted the video despite despite noticing

i mean I did mass fainting. I joined a mass fainting campaign. When did you do this? I organized a mass fainting event in Jantar Mantar. To protest against the brutal persecution of the people. I joined a mass fainting campaign. I joined a mass fainting campaign. I joined a mass fainting campaign.

I joined a mass fainting event in Jantar Mantar. To protest against the brutal persecution of Honorable Shreemati Mahua Moitra ji.

Yes, of course.

I also fainted.

I have sent you this.

Oh my God.

What do you do? Where did you send me?

Twitter DM me.

Please, all of you send your videos while you are fainting in solidarity with Mahua Moitra.

Please send videos of yourself fainting.

Videos of you fainting, yes. And the bigger you faint, the bigger the fall. If you roll down the steps while you're fainting, that is better. So the more violent the fainting episode you know the Moitra is going to be the next president.

And I'm like, I'm not going to vote for him.

I'm not going to vote for him.

I'm not going to vote for him.

I'm not going to vote for him.

I'm not going against vote chori. And everybody in the TMC tells me that Mahua Moitra is going to be the next CM of Bengal. Wow. Yeah, they're fed up of Mamata Di, and they want, you know. Yes, Pratibha? Switch on the video call. Pratibha, what? Pratibha, what? Pratibha, what?

Pratibha, what? Pratibha, what?

Pratibha, what?

Pratib God, what are you telling me? No, but, but, he's...

Pratibha, how are you?

Hi, Pratibha, how are you? Welcome to the show. Yeah, so please, please blame Abhijeet for everything that's happening right now. Please blame Abhijeet for everything that's happening right now.

Oh, yeah.

So, you must catch him and beat him up later.

Hey, once...

Absolutely.

Hey, Pratima, say Barchesi once.

Barchesi.

Barchesi.

Lois Voigt &...

What is it?

Lois Voigt &...

I haven't heard Lois Voigt &.

And just put on your Barchesi sunglasses.

Stop this nonsense.

Stop this nonsense.

Stop this nonsense.

Listen, I'm not Barchesi. I'm just a channel.

Okay, just a channel. Oh, just a channel.

Channel number five.

Channel number five.

Channel number five is perfume.

Yes, channel number five is perfume.

There are lipsticks, nail polishes.

Yes, show us something from your channel in the spirit of Burjessi.

Seriously, you want me to do that? Are you crazy? Why?

The whole world knows you as...

He is after you Pratibha, he won't leave you. There is no need to do this. See, he has given us the symbol of Congress on this podcast.

He is calling me, this is a video call. There is some kind of prank he is doing on me. But you know he said, no no no, I am just calling you.

Not much, Pratibha not much right now. Not much, almost 7000 people are watching live and later 2-3 lakh more people will watch.

He is crazy, I don't know why he makes me a scapegoat for all this.

We will create a regular segment in the podcast Pradeepa where we get you on video call and we will make you say names of brands So today you say the names of all the serial brands Count Chocula, Orchela Org

He can do it much better than me

Channel and Veloice White and all these are all his names and me. Varsha, Janelle, and Lois Whiten, it's all given to her.

Great.

It's all given to her.

Exactly.

So next week, we'll ask Abhijit to prepare a list of names of different brands. And we'll give Pratibha a call. And Pratibha can come and say those brands for us.

Next week, we'll do the show from Pratibha's house and she will model all the things

from where she has ruined Dr. Sir's bank account.

Dr. Pratibha's house.

Abhijeet, you have taken less of my Twitter.

Now this is a proper...

Less of your Twitter. Everybody's nose tag is on the ice.

My tag is on the ice.

Now the video will come out well. Everybody knows that Vandia Aishwar. Yeah. My dad knows it. So sad. Jalouse to ab achhe se niklega na. Abhi to video bhi aagaya hai. Now there's not only text, there's also video.

Everybody go follow Pratibha. She's on Twitter too.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Kalse yeh motorcycle brands like Hari David Putrak. Absolutely. Okay, Pratibha, bye.

Bye.

I'll see you later.

She's going to ask me this.

I'll see you later is never a positive sign.

It's never a positive sign.

Okay, look at this one. Hrithik Roshan to record statement against Kangana Rana tomorrow.

Dear Kangana, don't point fingers at those who are not in love with you.

Kangana, you cannot win this war. This is a war you cannot win. Hrithik has an advantage. You cannot beat him.

He has an extra finger. He has an extra finger.

He has an extra finger. What kind of people are these? You cannot win this war, Kagna.

That's why we live on the internet. For happiness.

Indian Stock Markets After Trump Announced Tariffs This is the title of the next video. This is a great meme. markets are fine. nothing is happening in the market. yeah exactly. people are saying that the market will crash. the market will crash.

it hasn't happened yet. the market is saying that they will see you too.

you know the problem it's very interesting because even if you look at China basically kind of stood their ground and eventually Trump blinked. Brazil seems to be holding their ground and eventually Trump blinked. Brazil seems to be holding

their ground and it seems like eventually Trump will blink because and if the price of that increases, then he will be abused a lot. So if there are protests for a week or two about the price of a hamburger or the beef that is made at your house, if the protests start, that's going to be a problem. So if Brazil holds their ground, it's possible Trump might blink. So if you blink on Brazil and China, tomorrow you might blink on India, who knows?

What is this? blinked. So tomorrow you might blink on India. Who knows? Okay. Pagal tune mera jaloos nikala. I will never pick your video call.

She's so sweet. By the way, guys, she's such an excellent cook and she's a sweetest human being. She's a very nice person.

Yeah.

Agli baar, agli baar koi bahana bana ke video call karna ki please jaldi jaldi very nice person. Yeah. Yeah.

It's very, very, very urgent.

Okay. Next said

imaginary

pomelo nine, three, six, one

talented. Why don't you work in our team? Sir, I'm in your team. I know. I'm asking why don't you work?

Why don't you work, you rascal? What's the point of being in our team? At least work. That was Pakistan's air defense system, basically. You're in our team. Why don't you work, you rascal?

Next is Glad End 7430, Jowla from Doland Bhai. Not Jalwa, Jowla.

Jowla. were injured very badly. The top two, I came to know about the beautiful big fight and I told in England to settle it. And now we have a big, beautiful series drawn and everyone is happy. It was hard negotiations, but I got it done.

I think Trump never thought that people would take so much of his credit on social media.

That's the thing now. That's the thing that you were saying about volume. That you can't mess with Indians on the internet. There's too many of them there.

Next is cabinet minister, ministry of memes, meme-nist. Asim Munir was serious about attacking from east.

Attacking from east.

Bangladesh jet fighter reported in North East India. Oh shit.

You fuckers know I'm Bangladeshi. You fuckers know I'm Bangladeshi.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'm not. That's the interesting thing about Trump, you know, Abhijit, because in the first, in his first administration, whether it was true or not, there was like this image of Trump, that he is a savvy guy, he knows how to strike a deal. He knows how to bring people to the table. But one of the, even if you're the biggest, you know, dog in the yard,

one of the big rules of picking fights is that you don't pick a fight with everybody. You don't pick a fight with everybody at the same time.

You can fight with everybody at different times.

Right. But he seems to have picked a fight with everybody at the same time.

Look again, you know, I think people make this mistake of assuming that Trump is stupid. Let's be very clear about one thing. Stupid is one thing Trump is not. Corrupt, yes. Crook, yes. Stupid, no. So what is he doing?

We should have seen this coming now with the benefit of hindsight, we probably can. When he got rid of Musk and Musk wasn't able to deliver the kind of cuts that he was promising. Remember, ultimately, they chopped off what about $100 billion from the budget at most.

Which is fucking what? Nothing.

Peanuts, which is nothing. Remember, Al Gore, when he was vice president carried out a much, much more in depth extensive three year cut of the budget and produced America's first balanced budget when he was vice president to Bill Clinton. Okay, now there is a way of doing it, Elon Musk's way was not it. Now, Trump has then had to shift strategy. He's reconciled to the fact that the budget cannot be cut, you're going to be running deficit spending for a while because it's big, beautiful budget is full deficit spending. You are today at 100.

Your debt is 130% of GDP. Now, anybody who knows economics that knows that it doesn't work this way, but if you remove debt from GDP, the Americans are per capita income much poorer than we are. That's not how economics works, But that's a different matter. But what ends up happening now is how do you work your way out of it? At the same time, remember, there is political agenda

to screw over every single, you know, venture capitalist and investment bank on the East Coast and every single tech business on the West Coast for what they did to him the last time around. So, it is a comprehensive plan suited for Trump. Trump is about Trump. So, what do you do now? When you get inflation because understand we are not paying for the tariffs. If I am selling biryani, because of the tariff my biryani still costs 100 rupees but instead of paying 100 rupees to me you are now paying 150 rupees to me.

You lost, I haven't. Now, what happens with inflation? Because the prices of everything in America go up,

inflation is a known way of getting rid of your debt because the cost of borrowing then goes down. The whole point is to drive inflation up to such other. And it negates the cost of debt.

So you can pay it off at a much lower actual gold value.

So if you peg it to gold,

you see that the American debt became a lot cheaper.

Okay? You He paid off. I thought next meme. SRK thanking whoever started this new template. You said it, what's the matter? It's a good thing, right? Arjun Kapoor, someone commented that this meme is more famous than this guy.

Which is true. I'm glad Arjun Kapoor is back in the spotlight. I'm a, you know, our show is a big fan of Arjun Kapoor. We're big supporters of Arjun Kapoor.

Tell me what, what is behind this Shahrukh Khan wala with this.

What a bad gift. It's a very bad gift.

You can never, you can never really try to explain a meme. It's like trying to explain a joke. It will kill the joke. You can't ask to explain a meme. It'll kill the meme.

Next is, it's title is, Scenes when BCCI is planning to retire Virat Kohli and Rohit Sharma Vijay Hazare Trophy

Gambhir

What is this?

BCCI to Rohit and Kohli

Take this!

Your land and property

Take it and get out of here!

We will bomb the whole area

So that the whole area will be in chaos

There can only be one goon in every team

And this team's goon is me.

What is this man? Why doesn't he want to retire?

What do you think? They don't need to retire from white ball cricket. He is still the best batsman in the world in the 50-over format.

Is he still good in 50-overs?

Yes. I condemn all of you.

I condemn all of you.

I thought you removed him from the test.

So, basically, he retired from cricket.

I didn't know you were removing him from the test. Red ball cricket iskets or T20s? In T20s and overcrickets, they are the best. Both of them need to play. They are both must-players.

Really?

You can play T20s, right? You can easily play for another 4-5 years in the IPL. Thala for a reason. Thala for a reason. So, we'll play for another 15-20 years. Who knows? That's crazy. Let's start taking questions. season What is this? Oh, okay. It's not that much.

What is this?

Laughing

What is this? Delhi Media Gossip Podcast Our couple caught in a steamy smooch The duo known for their fiery debates and chat topping shows were getting close during what was supposed to be a calm debate

What is this? Laughing What is this?

What is this?

This is our show.

I can't see anything.

And you know the thing is, nobody understood this so everybody started messaging me this tweet and saying, turn, turn, turn. I'm like, don't show them.

They have to look at what's there.

But the people thought this was real.

Yeah. They thought it was a really real DM gossip tweet. I'm like, look at who tweeted and what they tweeted.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Our fans are getting a little too emotional this week.

Can I answer this question? Can I answer this question? Tukumski88.

Okay.

I'm going to read this. You guys keep blaming Rahul Gandhi, but it is BJP who is in Sarkar for past 10 years without any meaningful reforms. In fact, Babus have become more rapacious under 56 inch Vishwa Guru. I say this with all humility. Fuck you. With all humility. Fuck you on steroids. You want to criticize the BJP?

Yeah.

Be my guest. You want to know what reforms have happened from 1990 to 2024? Read Gautam Chikarmani's work. He is no lover of BJP and he will actively show you how reforms have happened. Now, if your complaint is that they're not good enough or they should be more, then I'm with you. But to say this kind of 56,

no meaningful reforms, there are no meaningful reforms.

All of you who use this kind of language, fuck you. Now this is my only answer.

Agar evidence nahi dikhaoge aur ad hominem use karege, fuck you. Yeah. Like kuch bhi nahi hua apparently. the totally right about the Babus getting more rapacious. That is the next set of reforms that needs to happen. It is not just them who are rapacious. Understand, in between, the police have become extremely rapacious.

Nobody wants to talk about police reforms either. That is a set of reforms that has to come. So I back up Kushal on this, fuck you, because we now need another set of reforms, but don't say reforms have not happened.

They know that the farm bill that was withdrawn, it has silently been implemented in 22 states

now.

As well as the labor codes.

Yeah. So a lot has happened on the ground, boss. This is the book I'm talking about.

Ek minute, main dikha deta hoon. And main Narsimha Rao ko bhi praise kar raho. Reform Nation from the Constraints of PV Narsimha Rao to the Convictions of Narendra Modi, Gautam Chikarmani. By the way, Gautam praises Narsimha Rao to the convictions of Narendra Modi, Gautam Chikarmani. By the way, Gautam praises Narsimha Rao too, praises Manmohan Singh too,

praises every single government, but he objectively shows how many reforms have happened under Modi government that people just refuse to acknowledge. Right. People don't read books, they don't know anything. They just talk in the air. just an, this is just considered like an edgy thing to say this kind of political nihilism. It's a, it's considered a very cool thing to say. There's a lot of accounts like this on social media, just the record nihilism, but ultimately they're batting for the Congress party.

Yeah. Yeah. The political nihilism it's very cool. A picture late 2024 election. I'm sure you know the accounts that I'm talking about. This kind of political nihilism, BJP is rubbish, BJP and Congress are the same, both parties are exactly the same.

Congress is the same, we know the game that they play. Bullshit. And you know what bothers me? I usually don't lose my temper on Rahul Gandhi because I don't waste my time on him. But what he's doing with this vote chori lie as someone who has registered thousands of voters in his life in Mumbai. Maine physically kaam kiya hai jameen pe utar ke uss subject mein. There are duplication

issues. Why is Rahul Gandhi opposing the SIR? You know, most of the problems are because SIR nahi hai. Main terko udaran ke taur pe batata hoon. Kya hota tha Abhijeet? Hum logon ka worker hota tha factory ka, wo do jaga vote karta tha Maharashtra me bhi. Exactly. Exactly. State electoral roll has nothing to do with the central electoral role. Yes. Right.

So many people had to come out and issue clarification that brother I have removed my voter registration from there because I live here now so I have registered here and I vote here now so many people had to come out and clarify

because congress party and Rahul Gandhi are just smearing them that this guy is going to 4-5 places and voting when it's absolutely not true and by the way play that video on I'm the He accidentally said that vote is being stolen in Karnataka. Despite the fact that Congress is in Karnataka

and then immediately he changed and said

that vote is being stolen in the whole country. Simple, I'll tell you the logic. When you go to vote, you check your name on check that as a water, a party booth, but a lot of people to vote.

Yes. Or a job. Under, while I put that up on number 17 to sign, but kind of party got represented. It was under,

medical. Laco party get up. Presented to Congress. Kapan India. Kiosk. I'm going to tell her election. I completely support honorable 17. These crazy people want to set the entire country on fire by spreading anarchy.

They keep lying.

See, I completely support Honorable Shri Rahul Gandhi Ji, the youth heart emperor of India on this. Because he's speaking the absolute truth. I see the future prime minister of India in Shri Rahul Gandhi Ji. And if he does not become Prime Minister in 2020, I fundamentally

believe the BJP will be wiped out in 2029. And Rahul Gandhi ji will become the Prime Minister of India. And you know why? Because Honorable Sri Rahul Gandhi ji is making the case for the special intensive revision of electoral rolls. He's making the case much more eloquently than the BJP has.

Yeah.

As of course, as Honorable Shri Mulaim Singh Yadav, sorry, Akhilesh Singh Yadav.

Yep.

So, you know, this is showing us why we need the SIR process.

And we demand that the SIR process be implemented in Bengal immediately.

Right. And so... Kushal is it process be implemented in Bengal immediately. Right.

And Kushal is it? Go on, go on.

I condemn the bejuporative language used on this podcast for the revered leader of the opposition, Honorable Shri Rahul Gandhi ji.

Of course.

Especially by a blackie.

He can't talk about white people this way.

Listen, you scoundrel, take this question from your fellow Bengali. and air for Abhijit and Shyam both. Especially by a blackie.

He can't talk about white people this way.

Listen, you scoundrel, take this question from your fellow Bengali. Namaskar. Abhijit, your friend, is US-India relations now endangered? I have watched SSS podcast for five years. You seem to love Trump a lot.

Do you still have hopes on him? Shyam, will you do a show in Houston, no need of samosa? He's not even asking for samosa, brother. He's asking for samosa.

My answer is very simple. I would love to. And I would love to organize one.

I think we have received two or three more emails from Houston. I'll talk to Aditya.

Wait, I'll talk to Aditya. I will also come to Houston and the Texas BBQ there is amazing The pork is marinated for 48 hours and then soaked and then the Texas BBQ is served It is amazing Take it out. It's so good. Oh, my God. Do you understand? And what else? Trump is my husband. Trump is my husband.

My father is my husband. Trump is very, very, very exciting, dynamic, he's like the Mithun of political world.

And I very much love him. Very much love him.

Very much.

And I want to tell you, India-US relation is not at all in danger. Everything will be fine. This is how it is. In marriage, husband slaps wife once, wife slaps the husband once. That is all there is. That is nothing. Nothing. Just make a fish curry. Or this pabda fish.

Or irish. Irish is in season now. Make shorshe irish. Don't make trade war. Make shorshe irish war.

Make what war?

Shorshe. Heals aice cooked with mustard

Mustard, okay

The best recipe is that black mustard is not good for stomach Black mustard has a lot of fiber in it. So, take yellow mustard. You get it? You have to soak it overnight in water. And then...

Bangla Dev has exposed him very well. Who knows? He lies like a fake Bengali. So what you will do then with the soaked mustard, you grind it with a little bit of doi.

Doi is very important in removing the bitterness of mustard.

But little bit of doi.

Doi, ek toh noon diye, ek toh kancha langka diye. So with some salt, you grind it with a little bit of doi. Doi is very important in removing the bitterness of mustard. But little bit of it now. Doi diye, ekto noon diye, ekto kacha langka diye. So with some salt, labon, and some green chili, green chili. Oita diye bete nao.

Tika che? Then you marinate the mustard, the fish, the Hilsa fish, in the mustard. Then you heat mustard oil. You put kalonji, kalo jeere, janato.

At that point, you put kachalonka, whole kachalonka,

green chili. When green chili turn white, you put this marinated fish. And you quickly stir. Then you add coconut oil. Now, there are three variations. One is you can put no coconut.

Second is you put extra doi, dahi. Third is you put, I prefer the coconut one the most. And then you cover and cook. And you have to keep shaking, because see, Elisha piece is full of collagen in it.

Hilana bahut jaroori hai. Hai. Hilana, hilale Pakistani moton hilale hi. You have to keep shaking because he is full of collagen in it. It's very important to shake.

Yes, shake like Pakistan.

Very important to shake.

Shake like this. Don't shake the bowl. You have to shake like Pakistan. And then what happens?

Shut up, there are three more questions. Have you tried Semmel Kewtai? or you can do it in Pakistan. And that way, you all. ABHISHEK ROY KHANNABISHEY-SHARMA Have you tried semolina rice?

ABHISHEK ROY KHANNABISHEY-SHARMA When it is done, you will add raw mustard oil, little bit on top, and raw green chili, little bit on top. Cover green chilli little bit on top, cover it. You must rest it for 15 minutes.

15 minutes?

The flavour of the raw mustard oil and the raw kachalungka must mature.

Okay.

So, in the end it will not taste good. I want everybody to make Irish match because you, Irish match is the sign of Bengal.

Can somebody please write down this recipe and send it to me?

No, no.

You scoundrels, he is saying all this about me. Now I will sing Rabindranath Tagore's song.

I am a golden bangla

He has to, Abhijit in this, for the rest of the video, will answer every question like this.

So you have to answer every question like this.

ABHIJIT BANERJEE

SINGING

Put the question again.

SINGING

Put the question again.

SINGING ABHIJIT BANERJEE

SINGING Shut up.

Why is she a symbol of Bengal? Because you are like Mohua Maitra's eyes. Very very beautiful.

Give her an answer. Samuel...

You have answered the answer.

Give her an answer.

I will answer.

Answer her well.

Have you tried Samoglutide?

How did the accent change so much? Uh, uh, have you tried Samulu tied or

a key genista?

I think, um, I have written a baseline draft. I'm going through adding citations and finalizing my bits and bobs. I think by mid September, I will submit the draft to the editor. Editor will need two months. Like the publisher will need two months to go back and forth with me. I am back in India first week of November.

So December may maybe book release.

A little bit of kickboxing, but nothing, nothing too seriously. maybe book release Shantard there are a Little bit of kickboxing, but nothing nothing too seriously more most of the focus right now is on judo because I have a competition coming up

So most of the focus is right now on judo and then jiu-jitsu obviously progress on the drums

Pretty slow because again most of my free time is spent on judo and jiu-jitsu at the moment

So yeah, lots of Judo till September. Three times Judo a week till September.

Can I answer this question? Kushal bhai, any event planned in BC? Actually, I am coming to BC this month. The announcement will be made in Vancouver. When it happens, I will retweet it. Can you guys come there?

Yes. in Vancouver. When it happens, I'll retweet it. You guys can come there.

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Big private players.

Last question, let's wrap up. I haven't eaten anything since morning.

Big private players like Tia and Mahendra.

AIM, Boka Chowda Bangla.

You're too much. Yedzawa Marathi. Big private players like TSL, Mahindra didn't bid for SPV of AFC for two years. They're still not bidding. How to encourage them? HAL as lead integrated while private players are suppliers. Is that possible or okay?

No, right now nothing can be done with the system. And this is the question of course I wanted to answer as well. Because I added the Swift 87 zero nine had asked this question. Why is it difficult for India to build an in-house fighter jet engine? Very simple because you don't trust private companies in the process. Highland, DRDO, sit and squat and everything.

Can we do it 100%? Yes, but remember, it is not enough to just build military. Military will buy 600 planes. If you produce a fantastic plane and they decide to equalize the fleet on just one aircraft, they will buy 600 engines.

Okay.

How many planes will be sold in private? See a military engine depends on the sustainability of a military engine, depends on the commercial success of a civilian aircraft as well because you need the same technologies to maintain those crystal blade manufacturing. Why is ISRO successful and why is the ballistic missile and nuclear missile, all the nuclear missiles, not just the ballistic one. Why are they successful? Because ISRO does the commercial.

It is the same propulsion technologies that you need for the military and that is why your ballistic, because there is that sync between the commercial and the military. So there are several reasons for this. You don't trust the private sector, you treat them like chutiyas, you have no understanding that. Another simple thing, you know, in India, cars are taxed based on engine ka power. In Japan, they are taxed based on size. So you need to have a very tiny car, there is a certain bunch of Suzuki Jimny was produced in that category. Because if it's less than a shorter length and a shorter, less width,

it doesn't matter how powerful the engine is. The tax will be lower.

Now,

when you disincentivize your local manufacturers from producing powerful engines, how are they meant to produce a tank engine? So these things are all linked once, unless you have the single exam, one that passed, by the way, my salary was equal to that of a secretary to government when I was 27 years old. Imagine being 58 5960 and still making what I made when I was 27. You get what you pay for.

To quote Lee Kuan Yew, you get monkeys for peanuts.

So congratulations to you. If you give these to these people, this is how you will make it. It is not that you please be very clear. Understand this. Can we make a fighter aircraft?

Emphatically, yes. Can we make a fantastic ship? Yes. Can we make a set of engines? Maybe thoda technology transfer idhar udhar and then a complete new iteration entirely made in India? Emphatically yes. You know why? Because at 1.4 billion, even if the pool is

small, it is still a huge pool. Have you created the policies to do with the industrial

policies to it? No, you have let people of India down. You have let everyone.

Last question before we go.

Many questions I want to answer.

Hey shut up, dog. I want to go, I am hungry. I haven't eaten anything since morning. Look, did the aim go in the protest? No, man, I was on TV yesterday, so I haven't eaten anything since morning. Did you go to the protest? No, I was on TV yesterday.

So I couldn't go for protest. You fainted yesterday. Didn't you see the video? You fainted yesterday in such a bad way.

Are you referring to Trump when you say dog? No, I am not referring to Trump. Trump is our brother and our father too. You guys, then we are the Congress supporter actually name what is this newborn homie of us especially trumpet park which name? Part check a booter bars mob dictate quotes the tattoo or whatever corruption municipal corporation are blamed on street dogs, correct? It is your municipal corporations that thing about

Everything here is corrupt. No, India me cook or Viva. Takota. Hey, correct. Okay, Kushal I appreciate your podcast on the water issue on the voter privacy part. Just think what ruling Bengal will do. Yeah, that is, see, that's a very good point. Kushal, I appreciate your podcast on the voter issue on the voter privacy part. Just think what will ruling party in Bengal do if they got voter details.

And I just see this, I know this from Delhi, you know, in Delhi, what the election strategy was, the RSS, you know, you're able to figure out which who voted for whom, just based on the booth polling data, it is quite accurate, you can kind of figure it out. And what RSS did for this Delhi state election was they figured out who voted for BJP in the center, where BJP gets 52% of the vote. And the same people who then did not vote for BJP in the state election where BJP gets 37% of the vote. Just focused on that 13-15% and that was the entire focus of the campaign and they turned it around. So it can still be done, by the way, ABB 9B7M. YIT is Kuch Bachar Yojna comes from privilege, no.

Kahan se privilege se aata hai? Once a dogish almost bit my ass in India, then moved to Canada for safety where I fought Javed Roy with dogs. Sometimes waved dirty yellow flags, demanding a separate country out of India.

Very bad. I'll just pretend you did not compare Bhairava ka Vahana to a bloody Khalistani. Dog has a loose tongue. Yes. I know several colonies where children don't go out and play

while due to violent dogs. The moment parents try, do you know why they're violent? What makes them violent? My dogs could technically have been very violent. Kushal, you've met Aparajita, you know she's got an aggressive streak to her. But she has never bitten anyone, she will never bite anyone.

I can tell you this is a guarantee.

Why? Because I invested time into her to see to it that she does not bite.

I've been doing that with all the colony dogs. Why? Because I invested time into her to see to it she does not bite. I've been doing that with all the colony dogs. Just requires about half an hour of inhibition training every day.

So Jackie, to some much like method, I'm a show that a key G's both that, but you cannot expect people not to be scared of dogs. Yeah, you can be totally scared of dogs. And you should be at certain times. But just because there are more people who die in road accidents, so will you

do this to all the drivers? That's not a solution, which is why I'm saying the solution has to be somewhere. Look, the moment celebrities are moving, look, I'm not against removing dogs from the streets. There should be a way.

There should be a way.

Right.

You have to force the government to first identify the area, what square meterage is it? What is the minimum space that each dog requires? You have to force them to allocate the budget to acquire that land.

They have to show that they can feed the dogs.

They need to be cameras to show feed the dogs. They need to be

cameras to show that the dogs are being fed and those workers aren't siphoning off the money and giving shitty. Yaar tum bachon ka khilane ka program school mein midday meal scheme, you're botched it up so badly. They get low quality food. Yahaan kahan karoge? Tariqa hona chahiye har cheez karne ka. Yeah. And I think the biggest problem in this entire process that nobody seriously in India is talking about, which Shyam and I mentioned is, this is judicial overreach. That's my opinion.

Understand in that judgment, first of all, no intervention was allowed. You passed a judgment without even hearing, without even allowing the other side to do it.

Judge ke peeche kutta bhaga hoega park mein. without even allowing the other side to do it. A dog will be running after the judge in the park.

Ha ha ha, in the morning walk.

A dog will be running after the judge.

You have said that the rules and laws don't matter. They've put themselves above the constitution.

Yeah, it's not good.

We've been doing this for years now.

It's not good. I think the Indian government will now negotiate for better Russian tech, hypersonics, layer intelligence. Israel will never share that intelligence. The technology to gather that, they will sell you the planes, but they will never tell you how to manufacture it.

The same thing screwed up our AVAX program. Remember, the AVAX was sold to us how many, 20 years back? Something like that? You still don't have a properly functional AVAX. It has a huge amount of problems in it. Because they sold you how to make gallium arsenide,

but they did not tell you how to make. They didn't sell you the software and the data processing this thing. But how many people are harmed? But they can't do anything. He can.

Aim, despite all the noise, are defense ties between. Not yet. Their defense ties are not affected. to He's having paratha with coconut oil instead of ghee. Paratha with coconut oil? Who says this?

Not South Unity. Not South Unity to promote.

No, not a good idea at all. I support the order only if they, but why do you think ghee is bad? Ghee is a very good thing when had in moderation. Proper ghee, not the ghee that comes out of bloody bottle. Make ghee at home, it's a very good thing. It's cultured, fermented, it's very good for you. Make it the proper Ayurvedic way.

You want me to give a recipe in Bengali for proper ghee?

Utao, Kushal?

Arey nahi yaar, merko bhook lagi hai.

Ramzade, chup. Tera bhook aur mera recipe, what is more important? I support this order if they amend the animal cruelty law to be stricter. Yes. True. Look, the order, like I said, it's not about the order. It's about the implementation of the is BJP fucking up Delhi. Governance opportunity. Unfortunately, I will come to your house and beat you up so badly I will close all the doors and windows and come to your house and beat you up

and that too I will eat a pot of curry, eat butter chicken, eat potato paratha and come to your house and beat you up.

He is pretending to be a Bengali.

It's become technical.

OTP, HOS, Password. I'll show you a place just near my house. This is behind Aims where the new government quarters have come, near INA market. Delhi gets a lot of its milk from there, those cows are fed nothing except garbage from the Nala. Cows in Delhi are treated horribly and there is no responsibility for them, there is no consequences. You can see how emaciated they are at times. You know how many times I've had to call cows on the verge of death,

you can see them completely emaciated lying inside of them. But Vidit does a good job, whenever I call a dog or a cow or once there was a donkey also, he comes immediately, he's equipped for it and he picks it up. He's on Twitter.

Go follow him.

He does good work.

He does very good work. It'll take an hour or so. You have to be with the cow or the dog or the donkey or whatever. But he comes and he picks it up and he does very good work.

So yes, I do think cows should also be relocated. They do not. At first of all, cows should not be in cities for their own good.

Yeah.

TK.

Dogs have evolved for cities. Cows have not. And it mostly look cows traffic. That's fine. That I don't have a, I have an issue with it, but that's fine. But they need green grass, bro.

Even dry grass, not great for them. They need access to it to feed.

Fine.

Keep them in the city. Let them roam free, but at least get them what they need. Right. Uh, is it overall Indian discourse so retarded because of the shit system state or is the system shit because people, it is a chicken and egg solution, Sourik Das. There's nothing you can do. Big players like TSL Mahindra didn't bid for SPV of-

You just answered that, right?

Yes, this is the same. Yeah, nobody will bid for any defense contract because they know

they'll get screwed over

Trump said that during his first term India is getting into skirmish made trade deals easier

Right. We've talked about this geo blackrock deal a no geo blackrock deal That was announced that they never went through with the deal. Either way. Oh, yeah We've a carified that my girl hates doggy. Hope he spares other positions. Whatever. Asim, no, that's not a nice comment. Asim Manior. That's a nice one.

Asim Manior. Munir Asim Manior. IFS stated that S-400 shot down fighters. Very good. Iske baare mein toh humne baat kiya bhi. At the beginning of the show. Pakistanis will start airbombing Balochis now.

They are already doing it. There are images of them actually. They are putting out publicity photos of them bombing a Balochi village, bro. Just go search PAF F-16 on airliners.net.

Uh, or

you were seen Ian from buckle of baby chat.

He's a Canadian defense lawyer. He's amazing. Okay. National conversation about dogs in our country. I love dogs and idiots celebrating this judgment, cheered for judicial ovary, Jai Mahakal. Kaal Bhairav looks after his own.

They will get their comeuppance. Why do you worry? Sabko apna apna jo karna hai, aayega. Consider all countries, cogs and pieces. Just consider yourself a central piece. Be objective to emotional tiktok you know how you fainted yesterday kujal is about to faint right now to be. TRUMP ALI KHAN- TRUMP ALI KHAN- Trump will say, how big a war you have stopped, give me the Nobel. So this is Trump.

What does Harari think of this? Yeah, Harari, we just did that. Abhijit Bhai, if Modi gets Nobel Prize and not Trump, he will nuke us. No, he will increase the tariff. Top 5 cuisines for all three of you. OK, this is a good question to answer.

Pata?

Top five? By you know me, I am like the worst person when it comes to food.

Yeah, that's true. For me, it is.

I eat chicken, chicken, chicken, paneer. Chicken, chicken, chicken, paneer. That's all I do. So why do you even tell me to answer this?

For me, it's Indian, Italian, Japanese, Thai. Yeah. Yeah.

It's Indian, Mexican, good Mexican food is really, really good. So if you get good Mexican food, Indian, Mexican, I would say Middle Eastern, more sort of Jordanian because that is what I got used to when I lived in New Zealand. And Italian and Greek, I would say those two are.

I love Greek food. I don't think people realize you can be a full vegetarian in Greece because they've got 200 fasting days. Really? And the vegetarian is delicious. First of all, Paul is a fantastic guy and he introduced me to so much Greek food. It's not even funny. You don't get that kind of Greek food in the sub-zone, unfortunately, but it is delicious.

Yeah.

Forkies are supported by both USA and China. We just discussed that. You can't stop a person from changing. You can change the politics, but you can't stop the opposition from doing stupid things. OK, very good.

I appreciate it. Some of all fears, yes, I have actually referenced it in some talk. Bald, balder, baldest, a captivating visual.

What's the point?

Any podcast on E20 controversy, Kushal? Namankand Pal is asking.

What is E20 controversy?

I don't think it's worth discussing. I think it's a, it's a without a doubt, a fluff that is being created by as usual people who have not read anything on either side. Eventually, let's see what happens. Basically, it's about ethanol blending.

Oh, right, right, right, right, right.

It's not good. By the way, uh, Vijay in five, six to two. He says, Abhijeet, I love you. Stick to Bengali and leave Bengali.

Bangla.

Not aim. He's a meme, All India Muslim International. Okay, this question is for me.

Okay, let me answer. Kushal saw your podcast with Akash Singh. How are people like him in the age of social media still believing minorities? The narrative is in danger. First of all, at least you have to appreciate the fact that the boy called me and he let me speak uninterrupted. Nothing was edited out of context.

I read it. I was going to name all of it. So what do you use? I'm going to ask him to be problem. I will add to be problem. Yeah.

I mean, at least cut him some slack. He did not cut me off once. He's a good guy. I know him. He's a good guy.

He means well. Let him do what he's doing. Will you fall for his tricks now? Hmm.

Enough. I have to go now. It's been 2 hours.

Okay. Let's leave. Bye. Thanks for joining us again. See you again next week.

We'll have some chat about Houston. I'll give you more recipes next time. And we'll make Abhijit read the news the week. And let me know which recipes you want and I will do it in the same accent. Yes, email us or send us on Reddit

which recipe you want, what big news.

Tamil recipe, I'll do it in a Tamil accent. If it's a Kashmiri recipe, I don't think about my Kashmiri accent. I'll get Pratibha to read out.

There you go.

All right, see you again. Bye for now. Bye bye. Bye bye.

Bye bye.