Hasan Piker Is A Cringe Machine - H3 Show #179

What is up everybody, it is your host Ethan Klein coming at you live from Los Angeles, California, August 13th, 2025. Today we're sponsored by Sundays for Dogs, an incredible sponsor who we love and more importantly who my dogs love. Joined today by... Tom Ward.

Hello everybody! Woo!

You...

What's that?

Hey! Hello everybody!

Yes, I'm here, I'm present.

No, you're off center. I'm off center? Where do you need me?

I'm center as can be, bro! He can't be more't be more centered. I can't be more centered than him right now. He's being in the third in like a fricking plane of existence.

Did I say it was his fault?

Can you have a graph of some kind that we can measure it?

Was that a spiritual suggestion?

I'm off center.

Or maybe mentally I'm off center right now.

Politically.

Politically. politically. Tom is representing the hypebeast community. Supreme Jersey. Love to see it.

Thank you.

Wow.

Thank you.

Yeah. If they're looking for a 47 year old bald guy to represent them, I don't think they're looking

for that.

I mean, they need models of all ages.

There you go.

Stand for freaking super sucker.

It's like that. it's like that it's like that as you guys know Hassan has been on this absolute tear of PR to the point where I think they're look it up I don't know why people keep writing articles at this point it's just become like so obvious that it's paid PR and so

relentless and part of a campaign it's like 20 articles back to back to back and this one though they managed to top them all with an article that will leave your jaw on the floor at several points for the amount of cringe we're gonna get into that.

And lots of other stuff, by the way.

Did you guys know, for example, that

Dishon with Dan has a segment here today? Yes. Did you know that?

Yes.

When is it starting?

I'm asking the people, did they know that?

I don't know if they knew that.

Well, they do now.

What's mostly a follow up from Monday. There's some there's some big updates.

Did they release the files?

Um, check my notes here. Aiden Perry is Jewish? No, no. In fact, it looks like they're putting just laying out on work release.

They're letting my girl out. Is she able to um virtual assistant Or she work with you. Yeah, I mean, yeah, what is she? What is she gonna do exactly work for you? She's a go-getter bro. She gets things done. What it what would you say your plan is to do exactly? Elaine I mean

unironically, though she's got great connections. She's a highly effective organizer, highly effective, very goal-oriented.

She's a go-getter.

I mean, I don't see a reason why not to hire her, at least for a period.

Well don't get too ahead of yourself because there is some nuance to this. She hasn't quite beat the allegations, but...

Eh, let her out. What's she gonna do? Right? Um...

Okay.

But before that, I saw a video this morning, and... I cannot... It looks real, but it's too fucking insane to be real.

Okay.

So you guys tell me what you think about this. It- it's- I can't tell.

I'm excited.

You will love it. You will love it.

Okay.

Yeah, this is- this hits on all of our favorite things.

Is he gonna be okay, right?

Yeah, it looks like he might have a leg fracture down here, but overall he's gonna be fine.

Hey, you're in good hands, buddy. We're gonna get you back. The red's gonna be a little bumpy, but...

Hurts, dude.

Yeah, I know. It won't be very long. We'll get you some meds, too, when we get back to the ambulance in the parking lot.

Can we go bleed on our ass? over there okay and you got his bike taken care of okay there already sounds a bit active yeah I agree this setup is a little too perfect right wait wait

wait wait wait all right all right all right let's see Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. It's very well executed, but I'm not buying it.

I'm not buying it.

Well, what is it from, though, then? We should be able to trace his origins.

Like friends making a video.

It's like from them.

The sitcom?

Yeah, maybe.

Friends the sitcom. Well, their names are in there, so. Probably just their Instagram account. Yeah, they probably just make a whole story. It's so rude of you to not try to trace.

Let's do this.

I agree this setup is a little too perfect. It's too clean, yeah. You're gonna be okay, buddy. It's gonna get a little bumpy, though. Um, also want to announce that

the Tom, uh, Dan Clancy remixes have been coming in. You almost said Tom Clancy. Almost did. They're coming in and they are good, good, good. Here's some examples of some of our early entries to give you an idea.

I can't get enough of them, man.

Yeah.

Damn, this goes hard. Oh, yeah. Yo! Yeah. I was bopping to this.

Yes, okay, this is. Okay. They really took it. That's what I'm saying, guys. Get creative out there, make it your own.

Holy shit.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Guys get creative out there make it your own

I will say though. I like the ones where they play a little closer to home with it

There was one that was going real big

From Monday show this one this girl, she gets it. Haunting, beautiful. Really. Like the beginning of a scary church movie. I feel that.

The words sound like smart.

And the harmonies are layered beautifully.

Yeah, she can sing. I'm just walking by your seat. I'm a senior. I'm a senior.

I'm a senior.

I'm a senior. I feel that. The words sound like smart. And the harmonies are layered through the song.

Yeah, she can sing.

I'm feeling that. I feel. I feel you, dude.

This Brian Johnson gift is just got to be awesome. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it.

I feel it.

I feel it.

I feel it.

I feel it. It just didn't just because you said bum bum bum doesn't you know what I mean? It fits. I mean listen, they'll have their time Uh, we will we'll pass judgment on it But uh, I I agree this I want them to I want dan to be able to watch these and ask himself. What the fuck? That's ultimately my goal. I wonder what is wrong with this dude in his community

I'm calling it. I think he's gonna react to one of these songs thinking it's a fan of him

Not knowing it's us. I like that. I fuck with that fuck with that too. Well, I mean

Are we not fans of his music when we separate the art from the artist? We are a Honda I am I don't think he's a particularly good CEO of twitch, but as an artist

Yes, it is undeniable bro. He hits these crazy

Well, I can we like Kanye dude we have him hitting these shoulder bumps He hits it really nice

What a fucking idiot. I can't wait for him to be unemployed. I found the original reel of the biker dude. Send me that. It's in discard.

Let's see.

By the way, that girl published her cover before the episode was over, I think. Whoa. Whoa.

Or at least right after.

I sent it right before the episode ended.

And the best part, there were no claims on that. So just another warning, no claims. Cannot be copyrighted.

Discommunicated.

Yep.

So I mean, it got the guy the views he wanted, 1.2 million likes.

I saw another video that he posted of like the same guy but different skit or situation.

It's definitely a skit.

It's the guy like dropping in the bunch. I can't get enough of this genre, whatever. You got more of it?

I sent another angle.

Oh, is that the...

I mean if he's the guy driving, obviously he wouldn't post that. But this is good, This is just good content Yeah, this guy knows This is good content Eitan wait, that's me. He has he has the same name as me dude. Oh look at that Eitan Owens

right Wow crazy, so that's the is that's the Hebrew way to say it though, so he's all he's probably even maybe even if you're related Israeli Hey, hey, hey come on for a time. Give it up folks This one he dropped someone out of a airplane. Not as good, bro.

Not as good. All right. Well, there it is. Yeah, it's definitely fake. Here they crash one into a lake. I appreciate their.

I love this series, man.

What a series. What a show. Oh my god there's

someone in there! He needs help! take this maybe wouldn't even hesitate not as good no no this one actually might be real which I don't like the guy's actually drowning oh you think yeah I mean he may have needed help. Who knows? Who knows? Did you guys save the video of the guy who is even weirder than Infobren, the Dumbledash?

Yeah, I put in the dot.

Okay, this guy outdid Bren, and I know that makes, a lot of you are doubting if that's possible.

What number is it?

Well, it depends on what you mean by outdid, because I think Infobren does it better, That makes, a lot of you are doubting if that's possible. What number is it? Five. Well, it depends on what you mean by outdid, because I think Infobrand does it better, but this is way more insane. So if you're talking in terms of being insane, yes.

Yeah, insane.

Yeah, no, that's the he outdid.

Conceptually, this is insane.

Like I just, I've never seen anything like it. I'm very tapped into this Instagram trend where fucking with people is just the goal. And there is some crazy shit out there. There's this one trend where they take a chocolate cake and make it into a big turd and they put it in stores and sprays fart spray. And they alert the people working there.

And it's like fucking gross.

Yeah, I got you, bro.

It's really gross.

So this guy, his name is Suspicious Kindness and he's basically, as long as he figured out, right? As long as you hand them money, it's all good. But the journey we take with that.

Yeah, I don't know about that one.

Somebody's watching you and it's not who you think.

Alright, you can't miss a word. This guy is a diabolical fucking mad genius.

Somebody's watching you and it's not who you think. I got four bodies underneath my house. I got four bodies underneath my house.

Yeah, it is crazy.

But you don't say nothing, okay?

Alright.

Took you a while brother

Uber driver and then rushed home To meet him there. It's so scary. I mean telling him he had bodies in his house. Terrifying. Double dasher eh? Dude. You like the double dash don't you? You'd be so scared. The house looks creepy. Were you eating my dad? It looks like there could be bodies. Were you eating my food?

This doesn't look right. None of my food is gone, is it?

That is so threatening. This is so scary.

He's so awesome.

Money is underneath my house.

They always take the money though.

Everything alright?

Dude, he is frozen solid.

I didn't mean to frighten you. It's too far.

Like I see the humor, but it's too far it's like I see the humor

but it's this man is in fright and flight yes he's in freeze literally like and we know what we know you okay he's not fighting or flying he's frozen he takes the money man

hey you don't say a word of this oh my god he's gonna believe you

nobody's gonna believe you

i always get double dashed are you speechless i didn't mean to frighten you so are we good you here take some more man I don't know it wasn't the kick that did it see you straight type shit the last piece of the puzzle The longer you say it, the more you get. Wow, this is, I like you bro. You are, this is a strange experience.

I'm not going to lie. I'm going to say it just messed your brain up or something.

What did you say?

You just did.

I did?

Yeah.

I did. I see you keep eyeballing the stack.

Don't think about running off with it.

Snail!

You want some more?

He asked for more money. Type shit. He's like, fuck it, give me some more of that money.

What'd you say?

What happened?

Oh, I'm not sure what you're talking about.

He has- he starts the- I- I went down the, uh, rabbit hole with this guy.

And he gets really clever with it. He starts to have like friends in the neighborhood ride by and say the name of the delivery driver. And they ride through like, there's no reason you would ever think that they knew each other.

I can acknowledge it is clever, but. The double dash is correct I love there's moments in that one where you could just see the absolute fear in that guy's eyes He asked for more money a full well. Yeah, cuz once he realized he was just fucking with him He was just like he was probably a little mad

This is suspicious Kindness, and I love how you doing I'll say it right now before by the way, I'm saying I love his videos. This is before all the racism and sexual harassment and all the terrible shit comes out. I didn't know anything about that yet. But let me enjoy him until, you know, until then.

I'm bad but not great. I don't know. I'm a drink graveyard. I'm gonna take this and I have... you see I always want to move over with the money and they're here here take another because you deserve it you deserve it bro yeah I have four bodies underneath my house yeah yeah yeah yeah

you can leave too. The police must regularly visit this guy yeah because I mean I was no way they're definitely calling the police like this guy said he had four bodies like is he at this address I

love after he kicks he, he's like,

that kick was made. It was, he was right.

Got this. I don't mean to freak you out here, go ahead, take another. Let's see if I can get the last one. Yeah, look, I know I'm gonna get you, bro. Come on, you gotta take it. Yeah, come on I'm gonna get you come on come on last one last one brother I promise stop I say I'm gonna get you man come on just roll down the

window look roll it yeah see no no oh thank you thank you I always get double-dash here take the money though I got it cuz I gotta win this or why don't

you just drive you're safe you're in your car. They're so freaked out. You can't even drive, just drive, right?

Win brother.

I'm not gonna leave.

I'll be pulling away by this point. Oh yeah.

I'm good on the 20.

Immediately I got in there. Then take the 20. Just take it though. It's that chicken, look. Eww, see? Here, here, take the money, please. It's the only way I'm gonna be satisfied.

Please. It's for you.

After one altercation like this, get him banned off of DoorDash?

That's a good question. Although I guess you would not stop people from making new accounts.

Yeah, just make a new account, new phone.

Yeah, new phone, because it's connected to your phone number what are the review options that the only one relevant potentially is good tipper I guess yeah five stars good tipper he gets five stars he's a great tipper you know I sent I sent you one of those really gnarly ones you might want to pre-watch it it's not no pre-watching love I haven't seen this one this is not it. I haven't seen this one. This is not the one I sent. Yeah. Oh, it's not no POV 30 day 38 when your door dash is late, but your delivery driver who likes to double dash

Oh, I think I know you What you can do all these? No, I know you from somewhere Yeah, you Robert right man, it's been a while I just want to shit give you some money So long since I've seen you bro

I love his delivery. Yeah, this is better. This is better Like I don't like the scaring them aspect and I feel like it's unnecessary That's what Bren is so good because it's like, he's being friendly, but it's like kind of unsettling, but he's not saying anything threatening.

I personally disagree. I think neither did he.

He said there were four bodies under my roof.

Fair enough.

He shouldn't say that.

He will murder you.

He's just joking around.

You're right.

The body's saying fair enough. But Bren terrifies me his energy to me is way scary

You don't know if he'll kill you the other one. He told you he's

And it's also cheating in a way it's like yeah, you can be you can that's cheating

Yeah, right, and I mean this one so far. He's not like this is more Bren style He's just like pretending like he knows him somewhere like he's handing him money at his house Okay. Well, then that might get weird, but still

Right now he's happy to see it later

You don't remember me, but I swear I know I thought it worked with you. Oh

No, I hear I see

Barefoot?

Hey!

I knew I seen you from somewhere.

I was like, watch this.

Who's Carol?

I always get double dashed. Huh?

I'm not, I always get double dashed.

Really?

Yeah, every time.

What the hell, so you're out of food?

Huh?

You're out of got food today?

Nah, man.

I gotta take a picture. Yeah, you can take your little picture, man.

This always happens to me.

Well, I don't know.

It just tells me to get it.

I don't know.

It just tells you to get it? Yeah. It tells you to follow instructions doesn't it? Uh huh. It says go here and pick up Carol.

Yep, that's what they all say.

Carol.

That's the questions we should be asking huh? Yeah, here.

Because that was not my door to ask.

Oh, you still got that 20 in your hand don't you?

Yeah.

That's nice. What were you going to do with it? yeah but but I just like to have fun yeah go ahead yeah that's all right man not yeah come on man we're gonna have a

little fun come on yeah yeah I mean to be fair they're working for tips but it is funny how they just they always take the money I mean I mean why not why not if he's gonna kill you he's gonna kill

you right you might as well get 20 bucks

oh you take the drink, man.

Just put the drink down.

Oh, that money's just for you.

Yeah. Why don't they stick around? Yeah, I find it interesting. Maybe they're scared and they think like if they pacify him, if they play along. Yeah. But you're not captive yet.

Right. You can run. Run from this man. He's handing money,

I would say.

He's just throwing money at you.

I would just be like, I gotta go.

See ya.

The last time it started to get weird, I just run.

I'll see ya.

Should drop kick the drink, dude.

I love the drop kick, man. It never gets old.

And when he does it really good yeah I got this I think this is a man

let's play a little game come on no no look no bro come on please look I got a 50 for you why you gonna leave I didn't even get to the fun part you gotta go look I understand it but you mind if I give you a little bit more?

No, no.

No, because I gotta tell you a secret.

Don't do it. Come on, man.

No.

No, it's cool.

You deserve it.

You're a good guy.

No.

No.

Yes, brother. No, brother, I'm done. No, no, no.

Hey, one last thing, one last thing. All right, fair enough, fair enough.

I think he tries too hard.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

Yeah.

Kinda lost me. Bren is very natural.

He doesn't have it.

He's a knack. I mean, as far as I'm aware, Bren pioneered this whole genre. I think so. I mean, I've never seen people do it quite like him Morgan still have it pepper spray him and take the money I mean that would be totally warranted Where's the one a B send? Or love or nothing. I mean, yeah love it

Yeah, I'm just trying to make it progressively worse. This is good times worse than what we already. Oh my god This is like really bad. So this is the real order. This is not funny. Just for the record. This is just, I do want to show how bad it goes. Are you sure? 750,000 likes. It's gaslighting workers with fake turd. That's obviously not a real shit. Well,

so sometimes they put fake blood on it.

No, I should come up with a bathroom

it's really like not clogged why do I

gotta do it the whole restaurant I mean there yeah that there this is a prank that's that's crossing into unless they take the shit out of the toilet you can't leave they do they do take it okay but it's still fart spray which

yeah that's right but I want to throw

him what do you have in the bathroom

that's bad I mean I guess I apologize I'm a little

embarrassed yeah I don't know I'm a little embarrassed right now I mean

except for you

yeah you got like yeah I don't know what to do I said you guys It looks so insane. Oh my god. Heroes do it. I did a double knee combo.

As long as they clean up after themselves.

This is funny.

They gave him gloves?

Time to take your home.

Laughter.

Yeah, they do have a pretty good track record about cleaning for themselves which is I guess nice. Oh good Like too gross I think and all these guys are fighting with each other trying to one-up them So now it goes down the it's an arms race. Yeah, so this one is even crazier. Okay, and he gets it gets even worse by the way But I'm sending you guys. I mean, it doesn't even look real.

That one does not look real. You guys are basically jumping on to the tail end of this trend. So it's like gotten into like absurdity.

Thank you.

I appreciate it. Oh my God.

Nobody's buying that.

It's like the South Park thing.

Good Lord.

This is a good one.

I'm gonna go with this one.

I'm gonna go with this one. Nobody's buying that. That's just funny though. That's like the South Park thing.

Yeah, that's not the same thing.

Good lord.

That's like the Randy Marsh turn. Oh my gosh.

That's dumb.

I know.

That one's dumb.

I don't know, I like my boy. I just like his delivery.

He was the best one. Yeah

Well, that's what's going on over there on social media guys in case you're wondering that's what's going on. You know, what else is going on? The new song from our friend less sky. Oh, wow. I'm very much like you to check it out less sky more moon That's right. Wait, did we vampire? Oh, we're good Zach. Okay. Yep

if you guys don't know less sky is a Wait, did we- My fucking vampire. Oh, we're good, Zach. Okay. Yep.

If you guys don't know,

Les Sky is a-

one of my boys that I discovered on my Insta feed of these passionate,

middle-aged

musicians. This has 500 likes, so you know we're in deep.

Legendary- And he's a vampire, I believe. I'm sick of all of you. Yes.

Did he call in or he commented something about his fangs?

He commented, I believe.

Yeah. He looks like he has prosthetic fangs.

I think he publicly commented and messaged.

His full 100% denial on that. I don't believe it. It was 100% natural according to him. Well, I'm going to take him at his word.

Well, he's a performer. I mean, it's all part of the dedication to his craft. Like the, you know, like the magician. Or what was that? Christopher Nolan movie?

The Prestige?

Yeah, it's The Prestige. I see. He's dedicated his whole life to it.

Yeah.

Okay.

Anyway, here's my boy.

You like him? You you know him Tom? No, it's all new to me.

I know it's an act but that's the artist in you.

Give it a moment, give it a moment to build up.

Wow, just crazy. I like that he's expressing himself. I look in your eyes, there's so much of you that shines in your light.

I see shadows of your tits are fucking awesome.

Wait, they look kinda like...

Your tits?

Do you hear that part? Your tits are fucking awesome.

Okay.

Doesn't even fit the rhyme scheme.

Keep it going.

He just wants to get the message across.

Listen, a compliment is a take-out. Given and received. I think someone just walked by that wasn't in the lyrics You saw someone walked by and threw that in there. It's our awesome

He's coming back. Oh, yeah, it's like the chorus I was wrong. Magic. He's fondling awesome tits.

Making them all appear and disappear.

Imagine being out on the lawn.

That's Les Sk guy, everybody.

And I think he needs to make a version of the plant. He's the one man.

Oh, I wouldn't invite that. I mean, of course I would. I would review it, whatever it

is. Yeah.

And that one guy, if you see usually making his videos at night, but I see he's he's moved on to dusk. lighting definitely better lighting yeah mmm true ever during the day though that's less guy oh yeah yeah that's our boy out there he's doing he's still doing his thing and we love that for him um all right we're at exactly 30 minutes

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Can I tell you something we're thinking about getting or not thinking, it just depends on if he becomes available, a fourth dog.

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One more, huh?

Four is a lot, dude. They went to doggy camp, and Olive made like a best friend for life there.

Oh, wait, you told me about that.

Interesting. And he's a super beautiful, lovely dog, the same age and size as Olive, and they were like inseparable.

Aw.

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In fact I'm gonna, his name is, but I'm gonna name it to Sundays.

That's sweet.

Can we get the dog a brand deal?

I mean, that should be extra on top of whatever they're paying here.

I'll change his name to Sundays.

Okay.

I'll see if that makes that happen.

His name's Chief?

Yeah. All right. He got the sound bite for it.

Robin Williams and Goodwill Hunting. I don't know. I don't know if it fits my vibe. Hey Chief. Olive's name was Seven. We said that, but Olive is better.

Olive is so cute.

Yeah, it's better.

I like Chief. Hey Chief.

Yeah.

What's up Chief?

It's not really.

You got that Chief?

But anyway, he's a really cool, sweet, beautiful dog. I've met him and he needs a home. home so we'll see how that goes out but anyway they're all gonna be eating sundaes because that is the best option now no question you have a little Yorkie a B and you know like I do that Yorkies are picky little punks very much they they'll tell you when they want to eat and what they want to eat but it turns out maybe put a little sund little Sundays to the test here.

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It's food for dogs. And humans too.

We do. When I give him Sunday for dogs.

Oh wow.

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Now is that an ad or is that an ad? It is. Even though I messed up the name. But it's not about the name.

No, we'll, no.

It's about the puppets.

The name's important though.

Name kinda matters a little bit.

I'll give you the camera, bro.

He wants more.

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New sound bite from bugs coming out here live coming at you raw I know just say the fuck out of here. You ain't welcome here, motherfucker! You ain't welcome here, motherfucker!

King don't like you! You ain't welcome here, motherfucker! -...

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What is happening?

We doing a show, motherfucker!

Yeah, that's the best way to go about it.

Not sure. No idea.

The local universe is becoming so extended that like about it not sure yeah the local universe is becoming so extended that like you need a you need to go on my heritage to find out the whole family I don't know

if we talked about this on the show but didn't Dan didn't the White House put out a video and boogie was in it oh god

yeah yeah I don't think we talked about

that yeah I don't think it talked about that. Hold on.

Yeah, I don't think I got this. It was a video about leftists getting triggered and it showed Buggy doing a meme where he was 100% kidding, acting like a triggered lib. And he said, what was it? And they used it.

White guys for Harris is the shirt he's wearing?

Yeah, it was really Chris Pratt. Yes! It was really Chris Pratt. Guys, let this be a lesson. Don't trust the media, guys. The president is lying to you.

You ain't welcome here, motherfucker!

That's his thing now. Oh, he wasn't a highlight. It was literally from the White House.

Shut up.

The at White House. Their main account

It's the one I sent the real

Yeah, yeah, that's just an exit that there was more in it But it was like more of a compilation maybe just sent the the original thing they posted

Wow, no, yeah, but Trump is making America better for them their kids and their grandkids. Well, that's nice. What a nice sentiment Can I play the music? Probably not. White dudes for Harris, which I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure Trump boogies a Trump voter. I don't know for sure. I know he's not like a white dude for Harris.

Yeah, no, I remember we we watched this clip on the show, I think. Although maybe we just discussed it behind the scenes or something. But they set it all up, like they were on a stream and he was like, watch, I'm gonna farm a clip right now. Like, get ready. And don't, like, they literally like set it up and he's like,

and then he did like the freak out. Did they ever dream that at White House office, the White House would be posting it? Edward's coming out here with some scathing criticism. I don't know if this is too woke, but I don't think the government should be mocking private citizens like this. Edward, get- you know what, Edward? Deported. You fucking suck, Edward! Deported! Okay. Tired of the propaganda button? This is not hitting the demo they wanted. Okay. Holy shit I thought this was posted by a meme page.

It's more neutral. I wonder if lolcows, I mean they have to be aware of this by now, right?

Oh yeah. For sure. I think they must have reacted to it.

Surely. Surely they have.

You ain't welcome here, motherfucker!

Is this fat love?

Wow, he's so agile. Wow. He is actually impressively agile. He's great.

That double one, as he went around. The double was very powerful.

He's got a lot of energy to

So I if this is the personal thing of I've seen his videos he has all videos like this

He's also a guitar player that he puts on Instagram double threat. Very cool triple threat

We just don't know that he has a giant hog

Right Zack, but we probably I mean right looking like this, you know, he's got a fucking this guy's slinging that dog brother He's a tripod brother. He's got to get a belt for his cock man. What can you slap her bro?

I'm about way. What does that mean? Because he's into karate, you know? Oh, his belt, his cock. Oh, like a karate belt. Yeah, it's a cock. He's got it tied off. Okay, got it. Yeah. A little dicey. A grown-up actually ran into the Rizzler at the park. I wonder how this played out, guys. This played out guys. So I need to mute it.

Yes.

My 24 year old boyfriend. I met the nine year old Rizzler at the Rizzler at the park today.

What is this?

Oh, and shaking it like they're in a business meeting.

Bro that is so funny.

He's fucking Don Corleone man look at that handshake.

I've heard him talk.

His swag is undeniable. He is pretty slick with it.

He also has like an eastern accent. He talks with like a Long Island accent or something.

He's the best.

Someone said there's the plot of looper. I

Love him so much. He's on the playground. It makes you realize he's only nine and then you kind of wish that People let let him be a child. Yes, the Rizzler He's on the playground, bro. So he doesn need to be rizzing people up on the playground

I saw he was on Theo's podcast

That's what I saw

It was so good

I went to check out the Lolcow subreddit This is the first post I saw

And I'm like, alright, I'm joining Keem holds his cig like a dainty queen Yas I'm joining. Keem holds his cig like a dainty queen. Yes. You see me smoking those Virginia Slims? I bet, you know.

We're fine.

He does.

Yeah, what fingers are they?

It's a glamorous way to smoke a cig. I admire that.

I don't know why it looks extra zesty. He does it. I don't want it! Honestly, Keemstar makes things look zesty in general.

He's always-

Glamour is the way I would describe him. He is pure.

Feminine glamourisms.

Yeah.

He's deviatrical.

Even way back-

Not gay.

Even way back in like drama work days.

He's fabulous. He's always been kind of weenie. He's very Queenie. Maybe a little gay

But he said I'm business

Pathetic pathetic drama Here's someone we haven't shit on for a while who deserves admiring gains Has revealed for the first well, I think we probably already knew this but

Let's just watch it. I'll let the revelation come what was last thing you had a girlfriend prior to Angie Oh, so can we shout out whoever made this mr. Exodus on reddit he put some time into this investigation

It's like a yeah a whole like oh, yeah. Yeah, this is so mind-boggling and funny

Wait, he okay. So so... He or she, I don't know. You guys remember, um... What's her name? She became a big part of the whole Fresh and Fit universe. Pearl? Pearl?

Angie, her name, her.

Oh, Angie, yeah, Angie, yeah.

So she was like this submissive, uh, respectful, trad girlfriend who was just like, he's the man, I listen, he's sh- I'm perfect, uh, girlfriend, etc, etc. And apparent- and Myron has said, this is his one and only, his first relationship. That guy, who's probably in his thirties, I don't know how old he is,

if he's not in his thirties, he's pushing it. His hairline says 30s.

35.

Oh, 35 in this bed. He's giving men advice on how to date and he's had one relationship in his life that was essentially bought and paid for.

Female vaginas are disgusting.

Do we know why?

Is he just an awful personality?

He's awful.

Just being awful is why.

Well, he hates women. He's disgusting. He's hateful. Yeah, it makes it hard. It makes it very difficult. If you absolutely despise women, it turns out a lot

of them- That kind of rules out a lot of them. That's not even true, I feel like. You have to just be like, he's not

funny. Well, that's not the base. We're starting from that baseline already. So we've already eliminated. It's a small pool and then he's also reprehensible in a dozen other ways.

It's a special level though to go 35 years and have one girlfriend recently. But the audacity for this guy to tell people how to date. Bro, you should be getting in line and paying for my course.

It's a wrap.

You know, like who the fuck are you, man? Jesus, cry-money. Anyway, here, watch and enjoy this. But it turns out, maybe Trouble in Paradise for his very first and only girlfriend. What was the last time you had a girlfriend prior to Angie?

Not really.

Because you've never had a girlfriend in your life until...

Bro, why would you even admit that?

It's a fucking insane... make up a girlfriend in Canada or something you went to camp with.

That's a lie, dude.

Yeah, lie, bro.

Like you said, that's what he does for a living is supposedly try to help dudes get girls and shit, like... It's like a doctor saying, I never, you know, I never studied biology.

I'm here to do your open heart brain, uh, I don't have a doctor. I don't know I've watched tutorials on YouTube trust me what what would you say you're teaching people how to be a fucking virgin I've had sex with thousands of women. No you haven't Now yeah, you absolutely have not no Jewish girls for him either. Well, that's a relatively small pool. The Jewish girls aren't.

But sure, that eliminates another one.

A first date is like, so you're Jewish? Anyway, I hate Jewish people in general. That's usually a turn off.

It's probably not gonna get too much further than that, yeah.

Towelie, shout out to my boy Towelie42, who's always representing the family. Yo Tally, the fucking- 50-gifty. The weed smoking Tally from South Park. Oh by the way, this shirt-

I like that.

Comes out on Friday.

Stocks, yo.

We just posted a really cool promo for it on Teddy Fresh but it's an axolotl shirt which the boys, it's their favorite animal.

Oh that's sick.

Look at the colors. the boys it's their favorite animal oh that's sick that's the color goal and we made one for the kids to match nice actually let me just show you the ice and in this girl thank you so much we shot a fun little promo oh this is the other one we made for the is this copyrighted the music I'm gonna play I don't don't know. Um, we also made this a really nice linen and shorts set that matches.

Oh cute.

Look how cute these boys are. I mean, so cute. Watch Sonny. He hears an airplane and he points up and goes airplane. He is the cutest fricking little kid.

It's also so cute how all their hair is so different.

They are. Teddy has like perfect straight hair. Sunny has like almost like blonde hair.

Yeah, his is very light.

And Brucey has crazy unruly. Got your hair. Unruly curly hair. Got dad's hair. But the thing is when I was his age, I had, I did my hair wasn't curly yet.

Really?

Yeah. Oh, well, they're all kind of doing their own thing on the hair. So we'll see about that. But, uh, so that's fun. And then God, so cute. Oh, I guess there's another one that I have not

Hasn't been released yet with the axolotl shirts, but it's really cute. You guys are gonna love that

Anyway just explaining my shirt Thank you so much, okay, thank you guys, okay, anywho more about Myron

The big relationship expert finally has a girlfriend.

Big news! Wait, hold on, before you start, he was giving relationship advice

before he had a girlfriend?

That's his whole career.

Wait, what? Maybe that's unfair to Myron. Let me characterize it properly. He gave advice on how to have sex with women and never see them again.

That was sort of like the thrust of it.

I think you're giving him too much credit. He was just how to talk to girls.

No, it was like pickup artist shit.

It was very much like women be shopping.

Yeah, the majority of what they talked about was hating on women. But yeah, I mean, they gave advice. Like, I don't think it's right to say that they gave relationship advice because I think it was usually like just hook

I disagree women are gonna. They're just they're just after your money. Don't give them anything He's like don't settle they're all they're all whores. Oh, that's what he's gonna say too if you watch the relationship He's just gonna say that no bitch prior was worth it So he goes all women are sluts. Yeah, and I've had a sex with a thousand of them No, bitch would have taken me. I mean this there is a Confirmation bias if that's true because imagine the standards of any girl willing to sleep with him. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's assume I was gay Okay, proceed

People think he's gay as well female vaginas are disgusting I mean he said female

yeah yeah okay there's a lot going on

sounds on the way to be gay yes it like

you if you just hate women so much kind of becomes a little gay you know yeah

for sure I mean yeah I know they're disgusting and I just want to hang out with my bros all the time I want to go dancing I'm gonna hang out with my bros all the time. I wanna go dancing, I wanna go out drinking and dancing with my bros. This is a day for the bros.

Girls, don't talk to us today. Get away from me, ew.

It's a wrap, it's a wrap.

Anyway. Am, wait, Amro?

That's his real name.

His real name is Amaro. Yeah, I don't know. I might you do you just don't remember things all the time What's my run his middle name? It's nothing. It's a it's a stage. Okay, Myron Gaines is not his name I know my gains isn't but neither is my run. Yeah. Well, why we my runs just not like that epic of a name Yeah, I don't know. All right. Well, Amaru goes to New York to cover the Diddy trial. Amaro probably. He he he's there defending Diddy. What? He praises Angie. That's his. I don't know if that's true, but that sounds right. Sounds all brand. You know,

were they like pro Diddy during? Why the fuck would he go to diddy's or I feel like you're probably right let me look into it Just so that we don't malign Myron here, but that's all I'm pretty sure you're right anyway, so he's in New York to cover the diddy trial He praises his girlfriend Angie at the time says she is the best woman ever and that's how he's portrayed her perfect woman Trad Listens doesn't talk back. Oh my god doesn't work respects her man puts it puts out whenever he wants whatever

It does indeed look like he is a ditty defender. Yeah, yeah, oh

That's even better. I mean of course he is it makes sense that He did nothing wrong most indefensible position. That's where he sits. Yeah literally

Big fan I love I love what they did. He is. Unironically, Tom. He is. Unironically, yeah. No, I'm not kidding. He is. Yeah. Oh my god. I feel like you're not believing me. Who do you think's on that side, though? Who do you think's at the, you know, pro diddy rally. That's got to be a bunch of mana, probably mana for people.

Most people are paying people to go out there and protest for him. I heard I saw really like weird stuff about that. Myron did it for free.

That's the thing. Maybe that happened, but I'd believe that people didn't need to be paid to do that. There's always people that will defend anything.

There's people that will defend anything. There's people that love Charles Manson, you know what I mean? It's like.

Yeah, fair enough. Anyway, everything looks good for Myron and his perfect girlfriend Angie.

She's been great guys.

Truly one of the best ladies ever, best women.

Instead of saying with him in New York Angie decides to go to a rollerblading event in Orlando okay hmm slay girl do your own thing you know I mean among other things gains claims Ventura's testimony shows that she was not a passive victim yeah well that was the his attorney's defense I'm assuming to for her to admit responsibility he said he points to the videos text and Well that was his attorney's defense I'm assuming too. For her to admit responsibility, he said,

he points to the videos, texts, and other freak off related exhibits that the government has presented in court, much of which came from Ventura as evidence of how women entrapped powerful men. He reckons Ventura's 2023 lawsuit against,

that's the girl he beat up on camera?

Yeah, that's right, yes.

Not a passive victim. He beat up on camera. Yeah not like he

he He we all saw Yeah on camera like we saw the video and even did he put out a video after it admitting to it Right he says her lawsuit against him in which he settled for 20 million Speaks to how women use the legal system to humiliate men he beat the shit out of her on a video that we all saw I mean it's disgusting and that was a very famous issue with that was a very famous pop star like God knows if

he's going to that length with someone who has a right now somebody that

actually has a following yeah at a certain point when are you just deciding that you're a villain like you are looking at a video of a woman

The villain never thinks they're a villain. They think everyone else is a villain. He does embrace to it

I think so clear that he's this is wrong

I just I really can't believe that anybody would say something I mean to an extent he does embrace the the villainous Yeah, back of how people outside of his community view him sure and leads into it I'm sure but I mean you still have to live the rest of your life. Yeah, right like we all being the diddy defender Go away, but anyway at least he's got a girl who might have questioned. He's got a girl that loves him and respects him So she goes on a rollerblading event in Orlando. Whatever the fuck that means

Yeah, yeah, and you won't be here, unfortunately. I wish she was here, but she's gotta leave.

Attention, Orlando, get ready. Festival of the Year on Wheels is coming and you can't miss it. Come by bike, roller skates, roller skate, Ven, skateboard, or whatever you like. The important thing is that you live this weekend full of magic,

music, and incredible routes and pure positive energy. That sounds great. Plus with your participation, we'll be supporting women fighting breast cancer. Ew, we don't like that.

Dude, it sounds super made up. Like if my wife told me like, hey, honey, I got to go to Orlando for a rollerblade tournament.

I'd be like, are you cheating on me? Well, apparently it's real according to this. Spread the word, assemble your group and join the revolution on wheels. Okay. Sounds like we're having a good time. She's a... there they are. That's a small group.

Is that everybody?

Surely it's not.

Probably not.

It doesn't look like it.

There's a bunch of pictures in the bottom. There's a bunch of pictures in the bottom.

I don't know why. But they all have matching outfits. It's probably just a group of people

who decided to match.

What do you think of Dan? 50, 100,000 people?

On the low end.

I think this is everyone. I don't think there's much more people. I agree with you. They live in Miami, so it's not that far. It has 194 likes. Oh well this is a repost. So anyway here they are Orlando getaway. They're all having a good time. I believe that's everybody. Here they are like at the get at the the meetup. Well this is their

this is their Instagram. I think the meet there was a much wider meetup going on. this is their, this is their Instagram. I think the meet, there was a much wider meetup going on.

So is she in this photo? Uh, is that her? I think that's her.

Yeah, that's her.

That's her sitting nestled very comfortably to this gentleman here.

Oh, interesting.

He appears to be even having physical contact with her. As far as I can tell.

I sent a screenshot this is meanwhile what

Myron's doing at home. Is this actually true? Not at the same time but this is here's Myron Gaines at home hiling Hitler while wearing a SS helmet. Of course Hitler was a huge fan of the non-whites.

Absolutely.

So, I totally understand why he thinks they would accept him into their ranks. Anyway, moving on, having lots of fun. Keep on the guy sitting on Angie's left side. That's the guy I spotted. We're going to refer to him as Don Juan. I love that, From this point. They say Don Juan was in love with every woman he slept with.

He slept with thousands of women, but the truth is he loved every single one of them. He was in love with every single one. Who says that?

I don't know. I read that somewhere.

Also, who... Like I know the expression. Don Juan.

Was that like a real guy think so He's a lover boy like a literary figure. No, I think he's a based on a real guy. Really? I don't know Let's ask I genuinely don't know First thing about no legendary fictional character So done. Well, hold on. I know you you didn't ask the right question based on a real person Don Juan isn't based on a single historian person. Okay. He's a seducer As actually they're saying here it's based on

Someone named Ethan Klein. Oh, yeah, no shot. What a coincidence Crazy. That is crazy. I think they're talking about me. That it? No. That was a pretty good usage. For real. Olivia, as a hater of that soundbite, do you approve of that one or no? The placement, absolutely.

Did my ears hate it? Yeah, for sure. What? I'm sorry. It's nothing. It's totally nothing against anybody.

And he's making fun of me.

And you're still a great player.

I know, which is why I support the choice to use it, obviously.

Yeah.

That was what made it funny.

I just don't like Jared's cackle.

I don't like it. To me, it's probably one of my favorite soundbites. I thought it was gonna win. It's such a divisive soundbite.

I think it makes it better that it's divisive.

Most divisive soundbite of all time?

Probably. For me, the favorite of the year is that

and the James Charles are far and away my faves.

The problem is, though, that people go, I will turn listening. They don't know. It's jarring. You know, it is what it is. So anyway, keep an eye on Don Juan. This guy with the bandana here.

He looks like a bad boy.

He does.

He probably got a fat motherfucking hog.

Looks hot, dude.

He looks hot.

Myron says he never leaves his house. He has no social life, but Angie is very understanding and supportive of Her like a gore phobic boyfriend

It's a serious condition. I have fun with your Nazi friends. Yeah, I'll be back on Monday Just gonna go rollerblading. I'm gonna be the rollerblade

Utopian rollerblading heaven and yeah with a bunch of fit people to cure cancer while you fucking rage about Jews in your fucking bedroom.

Yeah, rollerblading with our rainbow shirts while you're at home dressed like a fucking Nazi.

So this is the last time Myron mentions her name, and she never shows up in his streams after this either. Something happened.

Oh...

He said of her, the best of wives and the best of women, right? Mm-hmm.

Wait, I'm gonna call it.

I'm gonna call my shot.

That's a Hamilton reference if you didn't know that.

And it's actually what they're using right now in that famous TikTok trend I was telling you about.

Oh yeah, that song? Yeah, I like that song.

We've got to do that trend. Yeah, I skipped that part of the of the cuz he doesn't want to come back to sleep He doesn't love her the way she loves him because he's just he's got a right like he's running out of time

I I skipped the last half to be honest. It's very depressing of the song or the show. No when I'm listening I think that's the best part of the musical. No, it's not. The first part is obviously the best I agree. The first half is obviously the superior half. I love the depressing stuff I I just I love it as a story as the songs and everything it's just too depressing to listen to on a regular

basis yeah I can't listen all in a row if it's shuffle and burn comes on on shuffle I'll listen to it in bits yeah but all together that's a Hamilton is an

emotional experience yeah but yeah anyway what the fuck are we talking about Dan and also the video of your mom was very funny.

The best of wives and the best of women.

You're going to say something? Okay, whatever. Dan, could you please stop side-tracking? You were going to call your shot? Dan?

Yeah, I'm with you, Dan.

With the topic at hand, I think that Myron saw that sleep with him. She's just too close to him. And he freaked out and got jealous and got dumped.

100%.

I totally believe you.

How do you want it better? He might even be gay and he'd still be insecure about it.

Right.

Right. It doesn't matter.

She's too close to that guy.

No, I think... He freaked out. I think Angie being the... There you have a word for this. Um, hypergally? That's probably... Hypergamy. Hypergamy. What's that? It's one of these alpha words.

It's women who date for upgrading in social status. Okay. And money. You think she's that? Hypergamy. It refers to acts or practices of marrying or

forming a sex relation. They love this term. Um, which normal people haven't heard marrying or forming a sex relation they love this term which normal people I haven't heard forming sex relationship with someone of a higher status or class like a social climber kind of yeah it's just a fancy which is what they say I want a woman to be this because this is what women should be that's what they value in men and I need to be the highest value man so that I'm at the top of the hypergamy totem

pole.

I see. But the problem is, she found someone who's richer, bigger cock, more secure, hotter, chiller, goes outside with her.

Tommy Tugger.

Tommy Tugger.

Tommy Tugger.

Rollerblade.

The only thing I'm picturing in my war of mind, is if they had sex, would they keep the rollerblades on?

No, obviously not, Tom.

Why, maybe they're, I mean, if they're that much into rollerblading, why not?

Mormons have soaking, that's called clanking.

You know what I mean?

Saint, Tom?

It seems like they're way into rollerblades, they're a fucking convention. Tom, I don't want to know the type of shit you get up to if you ask that question.

I mean, did they, maybe if they stopped over at a porter potty or something. They couldn't keep their heads off each other. You just keep hearing the rollerblades going back and forth. Alright, anyway, let's continue. This is big. This is on June 13th. This is for fresh and fit fans,

so they leave lots of time for reading.

Take that seriously guys, and I've given up my social life to do so. I've been sitting inside, the only time I go outside, you guys wanna know the truth?

The painful truth?

I only really go outside when I do the fucking face, man.

You're probably wondering how I ended up here.

That is so deserving. when I do the chicken face thing. You're probably wondering how I ended up here. Oh, God damn.

That is so deserving.

Burl has a third camera for his cringe and confessions.

I honestly don't, unironically, kind of like this. Not to compliment Myron, but very funny to have a second angle. Well, we've done a dramatic turn too. Yeah, I mean, exactly.

I never leave my house.

Yeah, we've done that bit. Yeah, we have another camera on you over over here

I don't leave my house that often either, but I'll tell you I'm married and I have three kids So like I got everything I need your brother you're fucking single childless Lonely Okay, what do you have at home right? Nothing, Al loser go hate Jews more see how that works out for you idiot loser dumbass Go do some more how hitler's see how that works out

be honest with y'all niggas bro. Like. Yo. Two honest, two honest.

Jesus Christ.

All right, I'm gonna go back and watch that again.

That's way worse than the pro Jared laugh, if I'm honest.

That felt, that felt damaging.

Scarier.

I take that seriously guys, and I've given up my social life to do so.

I've been sitting inside, the only time I go outside you guys want to know the truth the painful truth Only really go outside when I fucking debates man. I'll be honest with John niggas, bro like

Yo, he hit himself with that sound bite remember he plays his own sound I mean that could be a reason why she might not you know be super thrilled with dating you

Yeah Just grab a beer honey and sit on the couch with me She might not you know be super thrilled with dating you Yeah

Just grab a beer honey and sit on the couch with me It's Sunday, I want to go out

I barely leave my building cuz you guys don't me I work bro. I'll give up my social life

I don't know what you know Angie's very understanding. She takes Frank whenever I need him. She helps me with groceries and shit.

Frank? Bro, you need her help with groceries? That's because you don't go outside. It's just like, dude.

Olivia, as a woman here, right? Is there anything like you, would you any, would you date him or would you consider adding him to the pool?

Myron Gaines?

What's that, guy yeah is there anything

redeeming about the guy? If the blatant hatred for women weren't the first deterrent I think I would definitely find something else. Okay. Yeah.

Oh that's a good answer. I don't think that. That's a really good answer. But his ex-girlfriend was with him I mean she seemed normal. Well it was mean in both ways. Well, he did. You know, he has in his bathroom drawers full of plan B. Shut up. He does.

Yeah, he did say that because no other girl said that because

because no one's ever needed it.

Admit it. Drawers full of plan B.

There's I don't get it. The whole thing.

That's insane.

I think he thinks that's cool once when I was a kid I went in my uncle's coincidentally lives in Florida I went in his cereal cabinet and I went to go grab a cereal in the back a box of like magnum condoms fell on my head why is it in the closet and I was like dude you put that there did like a it's a little creepy to be like, I have a big dick.

It's giving those vibes. I thought everyone in Dearborn gets big.

Yeah, bro.

No, this was Florida though.

That's what threw me off.

Oh, so you're- And this is a older man.

Yeah.

What does that have to do? Because you think all dudes penises shrink? I don't know you tell me you're gonna find out you're not that far behind slick

Anyway, so Angie's very understanding. I haven't seen her in a bit. I'm not gonna lie to you guys She actually came by real quick on that when I was doing the table shit

Myron admits that his relationship and social life is cooked

When do you have time for a relationship?

You know, as of recently, man, it's been tough, bro. I'm not gonna lie, man, it's been tough as of recently.

Here he is talking about Israel and Iran. Bro, you should be, you should be

you should be worried

about things more closer to home.

I fucking hate this so much. Like, my guy, like like him trying to advocate for Palestine. Not helpful. And just being a straight up fucking racist. Yeah.

Like he is so detrimental to the movement. Like it's fucking insane.

Well and he doesn't have any problem with the stuff at home. He's like a, he's big pro law enforcement guy. He's, he used to work for Department of Homeland Security. So those were his affiliates, you know?

This guy gets worse and worse by the second.

Yeah, no, he sucks.

This, well, hold on. This is really interesting.

Especially the past year.

Most of the people that I know that are very successful, they don't focus on the relationship as much as they focus on what they feel like is necessary for them to do.

Oh, yeah, I'd be lying to you if I told you that my relationship

fight famously a recipe for happiness and fulfilling long life. Also not true. I don't think no, not necessarily true. It was was awesome. And also that requires you to actually be successful. Myron, you're literally a nobody you're a lol cow you know what I mean

I was like nah man like my social life I'd 100% transparent gone cooked finito I'm streaming all day and then I'm recent when I'm not streaming I'm researching reading the news and stuff like that and then you know make sure I have a topic so yeah my social life is absolutely suffering as a part of this like I'm not gonna lie so I got a, I got a rate. No, hell no, man.

It's fucking cooked.

Right?

You definitely listen to him.

It seems like a cry for help.

So it sounds like he has no relationships, male or female in his life. So why is he giving advice again?

Or why are people listening?

He's too busy reading Mein Kampf and that's not even a joke. He said that he's reading it. Yeah, no, he said he's reading it.

He's a free thinker and he passed it around on his podcast. Myron gets asked three different times about his relationship status. He refuses to answer all three times. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh, uh-oh.

Do you have a missus? Do you have a girl? That's irrelevant to the question. No, like I'm asking you I'm asking you

I want to get to know you who's that's irrelevant. We're having an objective discussion women that are sex workers. Do you have a wife?

Do you have a girlfriend?

That's what I thought

This is concerning because he would have obviously used that media I have a girlfriend. She listened to everything I told her to do. Yeah, so You just need to find a man who can control you whatever

I didn't get that I want to know your argument first because that is like crazy

But don't you have a good girlfriend or like a wife or something like somebody?

I brought we went over this many times. Um else, because I don't wanna. You're really gonna have to do that argument again. He's insecure about it. You can tell. Somebody else.

Myron says he's single, and then he clarifies himself a minute later. Uh-oh.

And I'm telling you guys, this is a single guy. Like, I even know. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Let's see if the chat freaks out. I'm even telling you this as a single guy anyone that's sitting there saying oh I prefer friends and friends and close friends and career get the fuck up out here, bro

Everybody wants a family even the most career-oriented niggas want a family, but this gets even more depressing He's talking about how he has no social life how he's single and all this and then he's also admitting. I want a family That's my deepest most primal desire You're never gonna get a family, bro What woman is gonna have kids with you? He hates a vagina and I mean you've got a drawer full of plan B

That's gonna be a challenge that family if you hate vagina that can be over now. There's true. There's technology

He wears that's why he wears VR goggles when he has sex

Also, his severe lack of empathy means that he should never come across a child ever. He should never be responsible.

You don't think he'd be a good dad?

Absolutely horrendous.

God forbid he has a girl.

Oh my God. That's all man.

Oh, demon.

Let's see.

They're doing some race realism in this chat. The IQ of West Africa Sierra Leone is 45 points lower. There's no shot that's true. Lower than the neighboring chimpanzee colony. Shut up! What the fuck? This is his community. He's black! He's black! It's crazy. He's a black man. Insanely cucked. He is literally the Bixby. What happened to him? Character. Yeah. Like in his life. I don't know. His parents didn't love him. Something. Yeah. Like, oh I prefer a friend. His mom must have humiliated him or something when he was younger.

That's what really fucks dudes up I've noticed. Watching a lot of serial killer stuff, dudes who become serial killers, I feel like, are almost always humiliated by their mothers.

And because of that, they hate women.

Mommy?

Yeah. And when I say humiliated, I mean like really fucked up shit, like making them like, tuck their dick between their legs or something like that. Like, I don't know. Just, I've heard that before.

Yeah. their legs or something like that like I don't know just I've heard that before I feel like it's usually not that's it usually it's like um they divorced their dad that's usually the main one that's like for people for people like Myron yeah like it's usually like you think that's enough like their parents get divorced they blame the mom like oh it's because you weren't good enough wife I

imagine that's more Myron's case than like, his mom forcing him to. That'd be so sad to think. Maybe he did have to tuck his dick, we don't have proof that he didn't.

I'm just saying, tuck your dick if you want to. You can tuck, if you tuck, you're a friend of mine. You can tuck if you dance and if you don't tuck then you're no friend of mine. I'm saying you can your mom is forcing you to do that that's gonna cause some psychopathy later in life That's what I meant, get between your legs

Friends and close friends and career get the fuck up out here, bro

Everybody wants a family even the most career-oriented niggas want a family, bro

What minute later?

Guys, when I say single I mean not married fucking retards. Holy shit.

Uh oh, uh oh!

Okay

Myron gets asked about Angie. He deflects once again.

Oh, Myron, who's Angie?

You know what, man? This is crazy, bro.

Oh, come on. Bro, you are in front of a camera.

You couldn't have a more prepared response? Like, you know this is gonna come up.

Bro, you need to, you deserve to get dog for this own it You were parading her around Okay, now you got a fucking explain this shit to your dogs

Well, what is it say?

This is uh admiring are you so with Angie? Oh, this is absolutely nuts that uh women don't oh

My god, he can't he can't even respond. So Angie hasn't been around in months. He dodges every question about her. He never even mentions her anymore. He makes weird statements about his relationship status. Is it already over?

Rough.

Stay tuned. Let's see what Angie's been yeah Hmm Remember she when she left him in New York to go rollerblading in Orlando. How could we forget? She went to universe

Welcome to Jurassic Park

That's exciting Studios with Don Juan Oh hell no We know because he posted the story Before anyone would say But we can't see her face It doesn't matter, the girl has the exact same

Hairstyle as her and we know for a fact That she was in Orlando during the time Of the period, that's 99% sure I totally agree Well let's's that's absolutely hair look it would be way too crazy of a coincidence you know well anyway so

we're crunching the numbers here she is at Universal with Don Juan that does look like her next I'm gonna show you a bunch of pictures of Angie and Don Juan. That does look like her. Next I'm going to show you a bunch of pictures of Angie and Don Juan.

Excuse me.

From late May to late July.

Hmm.

Um, so this one, beta blur has them just being in proximity. I mean, they're clearly tight though. Like, yeah, he's making contact right now. He's clearly tight with her. He was sitting next to her. He's running next to her.

They're clearly, you know dogs and dog-ass Owner, but sorry Yeah, so here he is again, is that her I can't tell it's notice maybe she's taking the picture Okay, let's assume I was gay. Angie, one. Damn, look at them all sweaty and glistening. A stopover at-

Well, they're busy, you know, they could just be friends and they could just be curing cancer together.

I'm just saying, man, you're out in Florida, you're doing a biking, you drop by a Senior Frogs, stop in the bathroom for a quickie. I'm just saying man. You know you're out in Florida. You're doing a biking you drop by a senior frogs Stop in the bathroom for a quickie. That's girlfriend stuff, bro

They seem like they're always next to each other though. Yeah, these bigger groups. Yeah

Yeah, right Right.

Always together. Is this him? It's kind of a stud.

Yeah.

It's a big dude. Muscular. He's got a cool ass bandana on.

He likes the bandana.

You gotta, you have to have a lot of swag to pull off a bandana.

Also, here's vibes. He goes outside. Also, he's confident enough in his masculinity to go in blade skating which everybody knows is one of the gayest things

Obviously very secure in his mask You are right give a shit. He's very secure in his last time. I went rollerblading. I didn't know it was a pride night I was like everyone's so friendly

It was amazing I Used to in bed to be serious, it's fun. It's a really fun. Oh, no it is I Never learned to do the four in a row or the four two two ones. Okay, wait I'm sure I can't imagine those are just roller skates. Yes Yeah. In blade is the four in a row. Yeah, yeah. It's roller. Yeah, that's the gay one. I mean, not that.

You guys. But yeah, some people will be a bit of a stereotype.

Right. You're right. I mean, you're right. The four. The two and two ones are. I'll say I'm trying to do Pride night. I saw a lot of skates, not a lot of blades.

So those are the blades are the four.

I knew a guy in high school that, and I knew him for like several years before he told me that as like a hobby, his like extracurricular thing that he was into is he was a, um, he was a roller blade. That's the one where it's for not

The one you both have for ya in line skating. Well the other one rollerblading roller skates. Is that what they're called roller? She has roller skates. He has them in the middle and the line skates. They're separated

Okay, I'm not separated the blades are all together. There's a roller skate figure skater. Oh, wow.

Yeah.

It was really shocking when I found out.

Wow.

And I was, you know, cool, I guess, but I didn't even know that was a thing.

What's that look like?

If you're going to figure skate, why not, you know, take the ice skates?

That's yeah.

There was a lot of levels to it. Oh, okay. You're gay, dude. I didn't think that. Do you remember? That's a great story, Dan.

Do you remember Skateland, Dan? Do you remember that place?

Of course.

Yeah.

Oh, we had a Skateland too.

They're called quads. Morgan.

No quads.

Okay.

Quad owner of four dogs here. Two miniature dog sounds and two great danes. Pure chaos but they need each other. The right size playmates. Totally agree. Olive really deserves and needs and thrives on having a big playmate like that. And you should see them together. If we get this dog I'll send you- I'll show videos. They're so cute. They just lie on the floor and- and pure euphoria, rolling around with each other, biting, playing, it's just non-stop. It's pure love, you guys.

So that's what that is. Anyway, back to Angie. Uh-oh! This says nothing but... Alright. Oh my god, bro, why do we even... What are we even talking about? Hold on, let me go back, because that one...

They're at a bar, it's one on one. It's really about these two, let's be real. The dude's a stud, look at that forearm, the bandana, he's handsome. Myron's shit in the bed right now. And worst of all, Myron thinks to himself and I'm not gonna say that joke I'll say this skip and for those reasons about we're getting vetoes in the chat

Yeah, yeah Yeah, we're gonna skip this one guys we've come together Very good. We are actually gonna skip this But these skaters just seem like fun outgoing good people like why would she want to be with Myron when she could be with this stud? Beautiful smile too honestly if I'm being honest. They don't call him Don Juan for nothing. They do not.

You can already start to see a pattern here, absolutely. They're constantly in each other's ass, okay? They always sit next to each other for dinner. They have a shared hobby. They are together a lot. Meanwhile, Myron is sitting at home,

streaming, doing Howl Hitlers, and raging at women on Twitter all day long.

Right, yeah.

Weigh the options.

Yeah. right yeah not weigh the options yeah

on the next picture you're going to see Don Juan having a workout oh now him working out isn't the relevant part it's the location and the date of his workout that's important now pay attention to these details. Dude, shout out to fucking Sherlock Domes. Okay, so here he is, and God, he's a fitness guy. Look at those legs. He doesn't skip leg day like Myron does probably.

You are not paying attention to the date or the location.

Okay, well, Miami, Florida, I mean.

And what day?

July 1st. You don't even know. July, well, Miami, Florida, I mean. And what day? July 1st.

You don't even know. July 1st, 9 a.m. He's a rising shiner, rising grind, baby. Workout, abs, crushing it, killing it.

Now, am I supposed to understand the implication of this so far?

With the next one.

It's coming, it's coming.

Oh, okay. Whoops, that's the wrong button. So July 1st, 9am, Miami, Florida. Take a guess who else was working out as well at the exact same gym at the exact same time as Don Juan was. Let's take a look. Same exact roof.

July 1st, 9.50am. yeah same exact time Jim I think it's pretty clear they're an item you know Wow she's not really even hiding it frankly right yeah no I mean she's not flaunting it, but like the big clues are there. I like these two together I'm I'm poor for the kids woman deserves better. Irene. I stand them. Nobody should settle that shit man I don't give a fuck You know he knows he should have put a ring on it or by now. That's she got away

There you go. He needed lesson learned he should what he should know by now is that he needs to coerce her into staying with him

He might have tried or like I said as I said at the beginning he probably picked up on this and got jealous and

Screamed at her. She's rightfully jealous. She was funny. She's with this dude, right?

Or is this true too much of a tough guy to acknowledge it? So he put together this whole compilation under a fake subreddit name so that we do it

You're not up Yep, you guessed that right. That's our Venezuelan Migrant a what okay? Oh, I think she might be Venezuelan... Migrante? What? It's okay.

I think she might be Venezuelan.

She's a Venezuelan Migrante.

This is just Migran, right?

What a coincidence, right? Starting to become more and more obvious what's going on here, Myran. You got ditched when hypergamy backfires, and now it's time for the final puzzle piece. Oh, I didn't even know there was a final as if we needed more

Just like their romance myron could never Holy smoke-arinos. She's carrying a boombox and skating in bright, oh my god.

The time of her life.

It's good for her.

These are the good old days.

It might be, I think that's magic on her blades. That's not even lighting up.

There's no LEDs in those.

Yeah, it's pure energy

She's like I'm so happy I don't have a horrible boyfriend

Dude she is so she's living her best life. She really is good. She's carrying cancer while she does it which is incredible What's the final piece though? That was his video? Yeah, I think so and this is August 8th. Oh Here he is. Well, that's them. That wasn't her here. They are holding hands You know, what's funny they always laugh about how I'm gonna get divorced and all this stuff. It's like, bro, you cannot even keep- Co-connection divorce?

A girl in a hypergamous relationship where apparently- Apparently in your mind, she's only motivated by status and money, and apparently that's all you have to offer. And you can't keep her so that means you're broke you're ugly You have no status. You're not famous. Nobody cares. He likes you I Mean what's left? What do you have left, bro? Well your only option left at this point is Pearl Davis far too far on the planet's right that's that's not even answer for it Earl Davis is just they don't I don't

wish that on my run why can't we talk

about they have this in common that

well they have a lot of common but I I think they shouldn't feed into each other that's gonna be it's gonna be toxic you know I don't think it's a good

fit

they're big the Antichrist well anyway, Myra, sorry that happened for you, buddy. If you want to call in and discuss, I can give you some relationship advice. I'd be happy to share.

Qualified.

I mean, I've been married now, what, 15? I got married in 12, so.

13 years.

13 years now. Wow. I mean, that's a long time. Yeah, it is a long time. 13 years, three beautiful kids, you know, and we work together, we live together, we're best friends. So Myron, give me a call, I'll set you up and I'll give you my best advice for you. I really do think it's not too late to turn it around for him.

He can just, no, I'm serious. We could just stop believing. If he looks at himself in the mirror and realizes that everything he is is bad and wrong. If he stops being more like himself and being more like me, then he can change.

Yeah.

Of course.

Of course. And who knows, he might find himself even a nice Jewish girl.

Wow, what a twist that would be. What a twist, you know? It's a nice Jewish girl. Wow, what a twist that would be. What a twist, Denvon.

You know?

It's like a fable.

That's it.

What a fun, what a fun...

That was great.

What a fun jolly...

Den-den-den-den-den-down!

What a... Dude, look at you bad for the guy. No. Nah.

I don't feel bad for him at all, dude. He's a women hater.

He fucking hates every ethnicity.

He's in a prison of his own making, man.

Well yeah, I guess in like the most abstract sense of like, wow, look at what humanity

can be.

He's just, yeah.

It's sad in that way, yeah.

He's just miserable. Yeah. You know, he's got nothing. Now that was fun. I'm actually going to go to the restroom and then we'll go to our title story which is going to also be extraordinarily fun. So yeah, I'm gonna do that real fast. How's everybody doing out there?

How we doing?

How we doing? I'll tell you how some of them are doing.

Why can't we talk about the Jews?

I always want to talk about the Jews.

Be easy.

Whoops.

All right, I'll be right back, y'all.

Stay tuned. Welcome to the bathroom break. I'm your host, Dan.

Tom, how you doing today?

Good, bro. Good.

You're taking your damn time, dude. That was your orders.

Yeah.

Those are your standing orders, sir.

All right.

Listen, let me think. Let me think some of these fine.

We got to talk about afraid of being all freaking naked.

Oh, yeah.

Freddy showed up all small today.

Look at him.

Oh, he's so little.

We always thought he was a dense, dense boy, but it's all fur.

He's so tiny. He's probably the most, he's the most awkward dog ever. I think that's what it comes down to. He's like, uh, why am I on camera right now? He's socially awkward. I don't want you to forget him. No.

He's so cute. He's the best.

Looks good though.

Looks good.

I like him.

I like how human he looks.

He looks like a person.

He is.

He is people. All right, let me thank some of these chatters, eh? Like Clara, who donated $20 near the beginning of the show, and it's her 21st birthday. Nice. And she's at sorority recruitment right now.

Ooh.

And would love a 21 F you, love ya.

Fuck you.

21, fuck you.

There it is, thank you, Clara. You had to think about it, but you decided to give it to you. You won in the end.

Every single one says or 21. All right. 21 years. I think they're on this town.

Here's a funny here's a fun one for you, Zach, from you. Oh, longtime fan. Question for Zach. What does he think about dire straits?

Who? think about Dire Straits. Ooh. Mark Knopfler. Love from Finland.

Shout out.

Shout out Finland.

Shout out Finland.

They have the best sounding albums of any other band.

Their music is phenomenal.

Talking about like the producing and the engineering.

The guitar is flawless. The snare drum is crisp. The bass is bassy. With the exception of some Steely Dan music, it is the best sounding music I've ever heard.

Well, it's funny because we've talked about that, Zach, how a lot of people use Steely Dan to test sound systems and stuff because of how well it's mixed. I've also, back in my old life, worked shows with a guy who tested with Money for Nothing. He would run it through the sound system for the club or whatever to ring out the room and everything. So yeah, they sound good. They sound good.

Straights.

Songwriting, it is phenomenal.

Their first album is, mwah, perfect.

You more of a Sultans of Swing guy or a Money for Nothing guy?

Six Blade Knife is a good song off that album. Just that whole Brothers in Arms, the one with Money for Nothing on it. It's a great album. Money for Nothing. That song fucks, dude.

Mm hmm. Fuck. Fucks hard.

That song fucks, man. $50 just came in from Code Moss. Convince Ethan to do a vegan food delivery sometime. LA has the most vegan restaurants in the US. Is that true actually? I wouldn't be surprised. There are a lot of vegan restaurants here.

One of my first segments that I ever did a run for when I was an intern was when we did a vegan taste test and we went to different restaurants and we picked some up because he decided to be vegan for like a week and a half I think.

Well that actually has happened I I think, three times.

You're right. You're right.

And with varying degrees of success. It wasn't always just a week. I think he did make it like a month or so at some point. So unless he was lying.

But yeah, I wouldn't be opposed to doing it again. That sounds fun.

Yeah, no opposition here. You're right. Ethan should buy me a vegan meal right now.

Right now, Ethan.

You should do that right now.

I agree, I'm a bit famished.

I'm famished too.

Yeah, some tofu curry or something, let's go.

Let's go.

Like a tofu bowl situation.

Yeah, tofu bowl, let's go baby.

Get some tofu, dude.

Dude, dude. Yeah. Dude. I'm not scared. Tofu?

Let's go, baby. He's pretending like he can't hear you, but he coughed at the sink right there.

I think Nate tried to poison me cause he ordered Chipotle. We ordered Chipotle together and it's just killing me, dude.

Uh-oh.

Yeah.

I thought it was-

I told you it was a risk, man. Send me a dog. Here's another one from Nicole Nelson. Hi, it's my birthday, love you guys,

especially Dan and Olive.

Let's fucking go, girl.

What's up, what's up?

I look forward to new episodes every week. Thanks for all the laughs. Thank you, Nicole.

That was very nice.

Love you.

That was super nice.

She's very nice. I love you. That's super nice. She's so sweet.

Bread is okay.

Somebody donated and said, "'Don't take him back, Chelsea. "'He won't even tell us what he did.'" Does anybody have any idea what that means?

I don't.

Maybe it was something I was going on in the chat earlier. All right. They were like talking to each other. They're super chatting each other in the chat now.

Ethan.

Super chat us an update, Chelsea.

They're chopping amongst themselves?

Somebody super chatted to address another chatter.

They're sentient, bro.

Go ahead, man. Have all the sidebars you want. Oh Avery has Intel hold on

Standby oh

Interesting. It's another one of these is somebody was begging for their girl back in the chat Oh that always a lot of these a 55 euro donation earlier began watching because of my soulmate of 20 years I made a huge mistake that hurt her and I'm trying to make things right. She may be watching Chelsea I love you more than anything. I'm so sorry get him to call in. Whoa I want to call in you want to talk to him or you want to talk to Chelsea either one?

Well, Chelsea if you're watching reach out dude. I know you want to get on the call. Let's do that. I don't take him back Chelsea. I'm with the chatter Well, let's hear him out

You know, what do you do? What was the mistake?

Yeah, it's all gonna depend on that, you know forget to ask for no cheese on her hamburger. So he definitely cheated I feel like

That I think that's probably what happened right in which in which case, I think that's probably,

it's probably time to move on.

Super hot.

Huh?

That would be harsh.

Maybe the girl he cheated with was super hot.

I feel like that, yeah.

I don't know.

I don't think that would help the argument.

I don't think that's how that works, dude.

Yeah, no.

I don't know if that'll change things. Or did you give her like a Dutch oven where you fart out of the sheets and hold her head over it?

Well, that would be a good reason to break up.

Really? You think so?

Oh yeah.

Really?

It's gross, dude.

Come on, give me a break. It's gross.

Yeah, right.

Fall in, dude.

You're still a bachelor for Chelsea.

For whoever's in the wrong. The truth is most likely him. I really am. When it comes to relationships, you know, Trisha and Tana have this show where they give people relationship advice. Neither of them with peace and love should be doing that.

I should be doing that.

You think you're more qualified.

When do I ever give bad relationship advice? Name a single incident.

Of the dome, I guess I don't really know, but I'm sure somebody knows.

So I'm trying to think of formats for new shows we talked about, but I don't know if that's a good format, or if it's like too dumb. Relationship advice? Yeah yeah people write in I mean it could be fun if it's done good I don't think I don't think I don't think Trisha and Tana do it good with peace and love of course to continue the peace and love we could always do episode 2 of make Ethan laugh we've all been waiting. We've been waiting for that one. We've been going on five years. Alright, wait what does this mean love? It was something that was sent that

we deleted. So come on dude I really want to talk to you. Reach out. We're gonna fix this. We're gonna get her back. We're gonna get her back for you. I'm so sure of it.

This always works. This always goes well.

Yeah. Did he say he's reaching out?

No.

He hasn't tested it.

I haven't seen anything.

I do believe that he calls in.

This was a while ago that that was sent.

He'll prob ask us to delete it after.

Yeah, no, he's definitely gonna regret that.

Well, I'll have him consent to. Okay. Well, I mean, he's obviously consenting by the nature of calling him.

Right.

Am I gonna- yeah, I'll erase it for you, don't worry.

Yeah!

To be honest, though, we have honored that before.

We have, no, yes.

The doctor, the shirtless doctor. Yeah, it's a real thing that we love to- Can you please erase that? And we're like, alright, fuck it. Even though it was one of the goddamn greatest calls ever.

You know what I mean?

It really was.

There's a shirtless doctor?

He's a fucking surgeon who called in from- I swear to God. He called in from the hospital while he was on duty.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Went into the conference room and I- off and he did. He was in the middle of surgery? He wasn't in surgery, he was there.

He just took his shirt off because you asked?

He was like, we saw him somewhere.

He was like jacked. He was like hinting at it or something.

I don't remember.

Wait, he had ties to Jimmy Lee, right?

Didn't they do something together?

Yes.

He diagnosed him.

We found him through Jimmy Lee.

Yes.

Yeah. Is he the one who said histrionic? First red flag. Oh, right.

He was the histrionic guy. I think he's what introduced, he diagnosed him as being histrionic.

So he got reprimanded by the hospital. He may have lost his job.

Yeah.

I think he got fired.

And I think that was his first job as like a full on doctor. So he was like, my life is ruined I'm lost everything can you guys erase that segment I was like yeah man we'll take care of you I do wonder if you still watching you know I mean what if he's still a surgeon after the fact he was like posting on our subreddit him doing like the hot chip challenge so yeah

he was trying to become an influencer after

My favorite Colin was Tom Ward. Oh, thank you very much a big. Thank you. That was a good Colin

Is this guy where are you man? Did he answer us? Do we does anyone keeping tabs on him? I it was just a super chat earlier with nobody's in communication with him. I bet. Oh, he might not be a member Yeah, I don't know.

Here's his...

It'll get to us.

All right, Nate has...

If they start talking in the chat, the chat's gonna alert us to it.

Maybe turn it on all so he can chat. Turn the chat to...

If it happens, it happens.

I wanna...

Well, just donate again and let us know how to contact you or something.

I wanna cast a big net for if it happens. You want a little net.

The little net's probably gonna catch the right fish though. You know?

There's only one fish I want. And it's your mom!

Just kidding. If he doesn't want to spend five bucks to save his relationship, he doesn't deserve it.

He spent 55 to super chat. I feel like if he wants to call in,

he's gonna buy us now. That's a good pay up, pay up. Pay to play, bucko. Yeah, anyway, hopefully we'll hear from him. In the meantime, we've got Hassan doing his media tour on now he's been featured on GQ.

Hello.

Now I've mentioned a few times in this article and it is quite possibly the most embarrassing, cringe fucking article I've ever read. It's oozing with the self just narcissistic self obsession it's so insane most of all it's fun though just because it's just so ridiculous but yeah he mentions me throughout and of all the PR articles he's done it what is this like the 10th in like three months like yeah probably like fourth or fifth. The amount is in been really nuts.

I got to get whoever is PR rep is. I mean, him or her killing it.

I wonder if it is at night.

It's night. It's night.

Is that they were they do with PR?

I don't know if they do PR, though, if they do.

They say in this article that he has one, his management team consists of one person that they mentioned by name. But that person is like the senior vice president of Knight Media. So Knight might not be doing PR. The one person management team is Knight

Media. They tried to recruit me and I said, I mean, listen. They're the big boys now, like big time. Well I told them if they're representing terrorist sympathizers, then I'm not interested in partnering with them.

Did you actually say that? Or is that just your retelling of it?

I said, you want me to join? Get rid of Hassan. The truth is, they should not be working with him. He is a disgusting, fucking toxic force and like, nobody not be working with him. He is a disgusting, fucking toxic force and like, nobody should be working with him. That's the crazy thing, but anyway. Let's get into this.

That looks like the Costanza pose.

It really does. Let me pull that up so people know.

Right or wrong?

Stop laughing.

That's probably intentional.

Because it looks exactly like that.

Yeah, is that I don't think I don't think he watches Seinfeld this he doesn't do We need to grab this sound bite. Hassan says I Don't listen to music You need to know how more information that someone's insane. He just says You go. Oh, so what kind of music that I don't listen to music That's weird.

Find that, soundbite it. You know what else he says? I'm just gonna paint a picture for you. He says, I don't listen to music, and also, if you eat frozen pizza, you're a scumbag peasant. You remember this proletariat guy used to make fun of me for eating frozen pizzas? Bro, there's nothing wrong with frozen pizza, man. I'll eat pizza in any form. He's like, you're rich, why don't you order out? I'm like, I like frozen- I don't know, I like some of it.

It's convenient, too. Yeah. He gets all classes on me, on camera! You guys saw that? Who's proletariat now? I'll fucking eat on a di-journo any goddamn day. What was it? Eating frozen pizza is for, what is it, scumbag?

Going along to that. Say what?

What did he say about pizza? Just put it in my notes so I can look for it.

Just that frozen pizza is disgusting and it's for poor people.

Okay, got it.

Essentially. Which is total bullshit, by the way. Frozen pizza's not that cheap anymore, actually. It's something, well, you, there's a big variety of price. But you're talking DiGiorno? Is that what we're talking right now? DiGiorno's a good one.

Yeah, it's good, it's not cheap.

No, also, when you order pizzas, they tend to be either too heavy or just, I don't know. Unless you have like a spot that you love, and you're like, this is the spot,

then I don't have that spot. Ooh, I searched when we moved I went to 20 pizza places before I found the one. What's your spot? It's in Arcadia. It's called Omar's which doesn't sound like the name of a pizza place at all

But shout out Omar's in Arcadia. It kills it

Okay, Arcadia

Can we get all y'all in Domino's Pizza?

All right, let's stay on track here Hold that so I need to show you guys saying he doesn't like music though If you need any more evidence demands a psychopath whenever you ever ran into someone who's like, oh, who's your favorite band? I don't listen to music. It's so It's like oh, okay I've met one guy like that in like high school and how many bodies he got he disappeared. I don't know what happened Listen to this psychopath and you tell me who's fucking proletariat.

Music that like for my whole life I don't know what it is okay I've never been able to like I guess I've never been able to like recall lyrics and I have really bad recall when it comes to like popular culture in general. Like if you were to gun to my head five songs, I can't do it like I literally can't do it and this is not like

He's saying you asked me to name five songs I can't do it gun to his head Someone's gonna kill him just any five any five happy birthday happy birthday London London bridges bridge is falling down come on bro my understanding what he's saying correct back for you yeah I'm telling you you ask me a question

the guy's sick in the fucking head you guys the signs are there there's

something about music that like for my whole life I don't know what it is okay I've never been able to like I guess I've never been able to like recall lyrics and I have really bad recall when it comes to like popular culture in general like if you were to gun to my head five songs, I can't do it. Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Yeah.

What are we doing?

I don't know. First bangled banner. Yeah.

I mean, literally can't do it. And this is not like like a post covid parts of my brain have holes in it. Like I have always been this person. I am like I'm so I don't know what it is. I might it might be because I'm like tone deaf or something. I don't know. It's just I can never like I I don't think I consume music

in the same way that normal people do. And it's always been not a gripe that I've had.

Three by mice is it's I feel like it's like hard to fathom. Genuinely. Well, I understand.

Like, I can't remember lyrics like a song I've listened to 500 times in love. Like, I won't. I'll know the chorus, but I don't know. And lyrics is like, so that's one thing.

Like he's saying that.

Yeah, that's a different issue.

I got that. But you can't name five songs, bro.

That's insane.

Enjoying music is part, it's not just like ubiquitous.

It's universal.

It's part of the human experience.

I agree.

We have evolved as communities, as people. Music is such a huge part of our species. You are not one of us.

Do you like to laugh, bro?

No, he doesn't like to laugh.

No, I don't.

Go fuck yourself yeah the only thing he likes is doing keg stands with the boys and I'll get into that he's a frat boy that's the truth of the matter he's tried he's tried to hide it for a long enough but the frat guys like music bro the truth will come out I always knew

Hannah Montana was a little slut don't't even try to hide it. You believe that shit?

Oh yes, I do.

Ad, okay. It's always been an issue, but, but, especially as I've gotten older, especially as I've gotten older,

this thing that's like integral to so many people's lives, so many people's existence, is, is simply not a part of my,. I know it's weird, I know. It's messed up. Anyway, on that note, I do love artists.

I do appreciate that he's not trying to insist that that's not weird or like, he is acknowledging

that's super weird. The confession is the crime. It's the fact he doesn't like music. This shows everything.

It really is hard for me to wrap my head around.

You ever heard one good song?

I feel like you should at least have one favorite artist and one song.

We can't name five songs.

Forget that. So beyond that. beyond that that's that's I'm keep getting hung up on that maybe you don't even like music at all

you could still name five exactly yes I'm telling you this is just the tip of

the iceberg like artists are fantastic people they They're very cool people. Oh yeah. And like when I listen to a song, I can get hyped up. But it is very odd for me. And I know it's odd. I know I'm the weird one. I know I'm the weirdo here. Okay, but there's never a moment where I'm like, yo, let me put

some let me put some music on, you know, damn never.

Brian, what are we talking about? You can go to any little village in the world

and there's gonna be some music going on.

You can go to the heart of the Amazon fucking rainforest and those people will be making music.

For sure.

That's what I'm saying. It's not regular and that's why it's this is a symptom of psychopathy It's he's doesn't inner. He doesn't he's not a regular person in a bad way Just to be clear. I'm not regular

Far from it, but in a good way in a good way

Know the difference. Oh

Let me put some music on and listen to it. Like, it's crazy. It's crazy that that is not something that I do. I think because I've faked being into shit my whole life.

That's what psychopaths do. They pretend to be a normal human so people don't suspect them. He says, I've been lying to people my whole life about liking music to fit in psychopath what's next you don't like frozen pizza because

it's for peasants oh wait that's true I'm just curious like if so he said he was lying before like you can what bandies if they said like he's trying to be normal hey what's your favorite brand bro like he had a fake answer to that question i'm sure i wonder what it would be

i just the normie shit probably yeah drake cold play whatever who cares

drake i like drake probably he doesn't he would like drake

when i was younger in order to fit in in order to like appear as a normal cool person.

Literally Dexter, describing his inner monologue. Today I went out and pretended to enjoy life and be a normal person so that they didn't realize that I was putting bodies in the ocean. That's what he did with them right? He dropped them in the ocean.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Miami.

Shout out Dexter.

You know, they brought it back. I just, again.

I tried to watch it. It was really,

There's like a,

And it's so good.

It's like the third time.

Is it really good?

So they, The one with this child was weird. Okay, so they did that. That was okay. They kind of dropped the ball at the ending. That's what I did a prequel. I don't know if anyone watched that, but this new one,

this new reboot that's out now is really.

What's the premise?

What's it on?

It is on Paramount.

Yeah.

What does that mean?

No, what is it about?

What is it about? What's the premise? It's about his son trying to be there for his son. Okay. Yeah, but it's, they bring back a lot of people too.

I mean I think that dynamic is interesting. I didn't like what they did with it. Yeah, I don't like, yeah. But okay, so they're killing people together? He's, I don't want to spoil. I mean obviously that's where it's going, right? He doesn't want him to end up killing someone and getting caught, so he's trying to, where

I'm at, he's trying to watch him from afar.

Oh, his son doesn't know he's watching him. No, he doesn't know. Sounds like his son. Sounds like someone else I know.

Alright, you're gonna like this, Ethan.

He wants to project. The promotion of this especially following the drama with Pusha T but he did roll out some graphics to promote the album. A short video teasing what we can expect and we don't really get that much from it it's just him driving through Miami heading into the studio and that's pretty much all that we know it should be coming out June

29th. So I want to get some thoughts, questions, comments and concerns from the panel. What do you think of Scorpion? What do you think we can expect?

I'm a Drake truther.

Like I have, not only am I Drake Stan, but I also I'm hiding Drake's secrets. This is unbelievable. Okay, I'm going to start off by rattling. I'm just going to say a couple of basics that people might not know before we get started

on like the full Scorpion take.

This man just told us he's on TV lying and he's making the dumbest lie, picking like the most generic pop guy.

How did I call it that it was there?

That was so unbelievable.

You totally called it.

Absolute props. it that it was on blue you totally called it absolute props keep it going keep it going

oh fucking face uh is very real and the reason why jay prince had to step in and talk about not separating families and this is like a theory that's been thrown around on black twitter for some time now um i'm an honorary member of Black Twitter, follow me on Instagram.

Don't say that about yourself, that's already weird.

Black Twitter is just Twitter.

Pause that.

People can just sign, it's just Twitter.

That's a weird thing to say about yourself, isn't it? I'm an honorary member of Black Twitter. That's not for you to decide. Where's your crown? Sorry, where's your badge? Did they give you an award? No.

Do you have ID?

You know what I mean? Yeah, so anyway, that's fucking fascinating.

Wow.

Okay, Ethan.

I'll say it right now. I love music.

You're gonna go out on a limb?

I don't care who you piss off.

Brave.

Very brave.

You guys have seen my, um, my Google Playback. I listen to music, good music. Soulful, heartfelt, emotional, kind of like, like really deep meaning music.

Well, then...

Hasan, what music do you listen to?

Nothing.

I feel like it's very Patrick Bateman coded, because I feel he lies about liking music, right?

It goes into like that weird monologue on here. Yeah

Patrick Bateman likes music. Yeah

He's lying he's trying to see more human and what's the band? It's Huey Lewis. It's Huey Lewis. Yes. Pull that up. And then there's one where he goes, I believe.

That's a scene from a movie. We can't watch that. We can't pull that up.

Pull it up. It's going to get blocked.

No, but Hasan is totally Bateman coded.

Hold on.

Bateman talking about politics.

You guys remember this scene? Wait, you can't pull it up? Just listen to the audio okay, so this is he's at lunch with all of his snobby uppercut friends And they're talking about world politics listen to what he says and tell me who it reminds you of Bryce

There are a lot more important problems in Sri Lanka to worry about like what we have to end apartheid for one you of. and promote civil rights while also promoting equal rights for women.

This movie is crazy. He's a good actor. Yeah, he's he's the man.

Everyone should see that American Psycho, everybody.

Yeah. Great movie. Yeah.

That's that's a great analogy.

We have a lot.

Just don't entertain it anymore. I'm 33. You know what I mean? I, I've no reason to like lie about certain things, but. Uh, I did that my whole life. I lied about like enjoying soccer.

I can't watch it. I can't say it.

Why would you lie about watching soccer? You don't have to lie.

I got Mexico jersey the other day. He's wearing a jersey in the lead photo for this article that came out today.

Oh my God!

When he's in the Costanza, yeah.

Bro.

You're right.

It never stops with him. Now, put yourself in his mental space. The guy is comfortable telling pointless lives his whole life so that it makes him look and feel cooler or better or more normal there's a comfort of lying prolonged lies that makes you wonder what he's

doing it about today still the chances are he's doing it about something if this has been his personality is like yeah I'm 33 I've been lying about

liking music my whole life oh I have a I have a brutal super chat for you here from new donated $5 said like the song I don't listen to music I have always felt like something's wrong with me so thanks for reopening that wound well you know what you know what wait hold on NUA I bet NUA could name five songs. Name five songs. Name five songs, Nua. You don't have one song. You don't have one song.

If you could name five songs, again, I can vehemently disagree. If you say that you don't enjoy music and don't like music, I'd be like.

I love that.

He's wearing a soccer jersey.

Yeah, yeah.

He just says he hates soccer.

I fucking hate soccer. Anyway guys, remember me.

I'm just part of the team you know I give to Ray so that's it having said that I still do listen to music every now and then I want to be like tapped in bunk needs to be 33 and tapped in okay so yeah every now and then range yeah we

haven't get started I'm already cringing out. This guy's no good. I'm telling you. I'm telling you guys.

Nobody will listen to me.

Really? I hadn't picked up on that.

People are not...

I hadn't picked up on that.

I had some conviction.

I mean, some people are listening, but not enough. I mean, to be fair, San has a lot of haters. Yourself included, obviously. And I am among one. And you are number one. I'm the Mount Rushmore of San haters, okay? Put my face up there with a lot of them.

Okay.

Actually, not really. Not always the best. Company. The point is, I'm a professional hater.

We know.

Made a whole career on it. Although to be and yet I'm the hater. Thank you. Thank you for acknowledging that I never denied being a hater Why do I get that? Can I get a clip of him making fun of me for eating frozen pizza, I'm gonna keep going though But let's get that's going but let's get that rolling. Hassan Piker thinks America might be cooked. Uh oh, cool Gen Z language guys, we're cooked.

We're cooked, guys. America's cooked. Anyone watch soccer?

Who wants to talk about Drake, guys?

Why are you sitting like this? Oh yeah, the whole point was the Costanza pose. Hold on.

But is he... we never even got to that.

Yeah. Costanza pose. Hold on. But is he... We never even got to that. Yeah.

Costanza painting and underwear.

It's the greatest.

It is different.

Oh, yeah.

But I mean, the first thing I thought of, I mean, is he aware?

That's... I got totally Mandela there. I swore it was in that pose.

It's the same energy.

It's the same energy. It's the same energy.

Oh there's a Jeff Goldblum one like that. Jeff. But remember George is part of a photo

shoot so maybe he had different positions. I don't know. No this is the. Oh you're saying yeah maybe potentially. I thought he wanted to sneak the photo in because he was right yeah making it into the girl just turn her on but then the guy saw Jeff gold bloom mr. good bloom yeah I mean it's giving the same thing it's like if you're not doing this pose ironically then you're he's not he's not being ironic right now you guys That's a huge problem. All right. Let's read Some Piker thinks America might be cooked martial law

Cancelled elections the competitive leftist streamer Hassan Piker predicts an ominous possible future for the u.s. He's fighting back The only way he knows how by raging against Trump Israel Democrats. Democrats. I'm glad that they include that. The author I'll say while there is lots of cringy stuff in here they also do a fair bit more reporting for example they described me they go Ethan and Hassan both think it's a genocide but they disagree on if like Hamas are terrorists or something like that I was like that's the first time I've heard anybody articulate that actually

So do you know what I mean?

Ethan- I think he's one of these, that's true

Um, and want to be bad boys of the manosphere in between beefs with his ops and gym sessions with the boys All right. Here's how Hasan Piker starts each day Working out.

Shooting shit. It's Monday. 8.30am. And we're in the backyard of a house in West Hollywood.

Where there's a makeshift private gym with benches, pull-down machines, and dumbbell galore. Uh, you're gonna wanna open the, uh, excerpts before you get too far, cause this is... The, uh, the actual article's paywalled.

Oh no. But they're in the doc they have right below that. Oh thank you so much. Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you. So this is on GQ Buy. The very well-respected Keenan Reynolds you know I'm saying we are standing back and standing up by standing back and there it is there he is if you were to gun to my head five five songs I can't do it like I literally can't do it this is where 34 year old political influencer keeps his thirsted after body fit joined by a few other neighborhood characters ah why did the font just

change that was weird lost my spot what hell? Why'd he do that? Other few neighborhood characters including a guy who works on Pod Save America. What? A Pod Save America guy is working out with him in the morning? His Bernice Beefcake Kaya, who by the way, he just now now that we know he's a comfortable and frequent liar, let's revisit the KKaya thing.

Do you think he got that dog for free from a Facebook post that he's never shown or talked about? Or do you think he bought a designer dog and was too much of a coward to tell the truth about it. The answer is blowing in the wind and actually no it's actually it's right I mean you got it. His beautiful designer dog that he got from free from Craigslist tussles with a few other golden brown dogs a piker

burns through his 70 minute workout, exhausting himself in the process. He strips his shirt off, guys. An army of girls in gays, not to mention admiring look maxers, would kill to be where I am now, next to Piker,

as he pants in a pair of neon shorts with black Calvin Klein boxers poking out and sunlight glistening off the sweat beaded on his chest hairs. Kill me.

What?

I am ready to die.

Why?

That's the intro paragraph?

Literally the opening of the article.

What is wrong with these people? Now they go on, they do this dumb snarker thing which is completely based on literally nothing other than me What saying he has a small head and making fun of all the people that thirst after him? Like saying like Taylor like telling Taylor and like he's never gonna sleep with you

They say I have a psycho. What do they say? What's the frame? They say I have a... Just open the... open this one.

It's got everything you want.

Oh, there we go. Nice.

That's what I was trying to say.

Oh, okay. Ahem. Uh, anyway.

That whole part's in there.

As obnoxious as his methods can be, Piker clearly has genuine convictions. You sure about that? Remember what the web was like back in 2010 when YouTube was overrun with mini Ben Shapiro's and wrecking blue-haired social justice warrior compilations? Yeah, where was Hasan? Play the soundbite again. He was at the Vanguard, right?

Totally not talking about wanting to fuck little girls.

I always knew Hannah Montana was a little slut. Don't even try to hide it.

You are at the vanguard of change right there, bud. I always knew Hannah Montana...

I always knew Hannah Montana was a little slut. Don't even try to hide it.

Even for being 10 years old, that's pretty dicey.

But, okay, fair enough. Even for being 10 years old, that's pretty dicey. But okay, fair enough. He was doing a character. Now there's a cluster of progressive influencers who Piker proudly calls Hasanabi heads. He co-signed Sean DeBlock, Chris Cuntler.

That's what I call him.

He's this kid who's always yelling all the time. Jam?

I don't know who Jam is. I don't know who any of them are. And overzealots. They pick the weirdest ones. These aren't even the big orbiters.

Mike from PA has got to be a zealot.

Chris Kunzler, I didn't even know he was involved in any of this at all I just saw a video he made about Palestine I was like oh I like this kid the next time I saw him he was just shit-talking me so now now he's cum guzzler he's Chris come come guzzler his name is Koonsler which is so close to cum guzzler. I saw him doing a debate with Lonerbox and this kid is always yelling he has like veins popping out of his neck and loner box was like a lightly raising his voice I won't even I think even raising your voices is a stretch and goes stop yelling at me he gets all fucking he

recoils I was like bro just go back to cum guzzling a jam and overzealots he also trying to mentor new established Dems, influencers, like Dean Withers and Harry Cisson. Which is bizarre, because I remember this was happening on social media. Hassan talked to Dean for the first time ever, like a month ago. I told Dean personally, he said, one, stop with the liberalism shit. Cut it out. Become more leftist.

And two, try to do things that are not just debate focused. He says, they're not listening to me, so who knows. Clearly, his tutorship is being taken seriously.

Sounds like it.

I love how... do you guys know, we he go stop with the liberalism. Are you talking about like personal freedoms and like? freedom of speech and and Press and I mean, that's what liberal democracy is the Liberty. Do you know Liberty? Do you know guys know what Liberty means here? I'll define it. I don't remember Liberty it actually has a specific meaning. Define liberty. The state of being free

within society from oppressions, oppressive restrictions imposed by authority. So just to be clear guys, Hasan is against that. If you ever thought he was for a one-party autocracy where Where re-education camps are established for capitalists, he's saying it so Being a liberal is actually good Actually good

But anyway, China's awesome Also, he's also trying to menti- yeah, I read that part. The desire to safeguard his inner sanctum makes sense, given how many influencers' overlords have Piker in their crosshairs. Maybe his most deranged, quote, beef this year was with Hila Klein- why'd- Ethan Klein, the popular creator and former co-host of their old joint podcast Leftovers, the feud started-

Shut out.

Shut out. The feud started over Gaza. Both called it genocide, but Klein has called Piker a terrorist sympathizer, and Piker in turn has called Ethan racist. Fair. That was a more neutral description than I expected when I started that. Yeah, I was ready to be like fucking piss off at this author. But I read that and I was like. Somebody's least saying not calling me a genocide supporter.

Oh.

There's no sound.

That was my bad. Hit again.

I'm sorry. Feel the chest.

Is it about me? Is it about his son? Is it relevant at all to this conversation?

That's a Taylor Swift versus Donald Trump. Gavin Newsom threatens to end the Trump. I guess administration's cutoff.

Hi, this is Nate.

You're on Philly.

D one.

Back to you. Shut up.

We don't need more. We don't need to discuss it. Dan's got his newsflash back to you.

You just gotta pick it up and you gotta go. You just gotta jump right back into it. Exactly.

Exactly. I just want to fill you in Ethan.

Okay. I don't need to be filled in. Okay. Maybe you need to fill you in Ethan. Okay. I don't know. Okay, maybe you need to fill them with your maybe your heart Is empty mine is full. Okay, you fill in On your own time, bro. I have a contract with Philly D. I got a kid now I got I got to do that now, you know, so fill up in your own time

Let the man look I can't negotiate this contract has been signed

Back to you. You can't throw it back to me. You believe the balls in these guys?

I'm a fan. I like the segment. Don't look at me, bro.

I'm just hoping Nate puts some pizzazz in it and like spins around in his chair or something.

Um, let's see. The spat spiraled into online mayhem, sucking everyone in these crater's orbit into a vortex of toxicity. How dare you?

Climb will quote- Yeah, that sounds accurate.

Yeah. I'm fucking drowning over here. By the way, don't recall being reached out to by this quote unquote reporter if he wants to talk about our feud-

You never check your email.

You never leave the house.

That's not true. Check it. Lena, you check my email all the time, don't you? She's gone. I have the front facing.

She's not here.

You might have it.

Yeah. You email me back all the time.

Hold on. You have access to my work.

No, I know.

Why would I have access to that? No. You answer my emails. So, hold on. Lena is supposed to be checking it. Someone is checking it.

Okay. The emails that come in from the YouTube address I get. Because you get like a bajillion emails a day.

So, it's possible.

Slip through the cracks.

I'm not saying that they did reach out.

It's just I don't think you know that.

I doubt they reached out. I'll say for the record. Okay. It's just... I don't think you know that. Um... I doubt they reached out.

I'll save it for the record.

Okay, fair enough.

Um, but I'll look. Uh, maybe a bit. Ethan Klein will call you a... He says, Klein will quote, call you a token Jew after this interview comes out. I didn't know he was Jewish, Hasan. Did you point that out?

Did you have to point out the guy's Jewish? Did you have to make sure to point out that everyone around you is Jewish? I like the response though. I did pay you 7 million to do this interview. 7 million? Is that a reference to how many people died in the Holocaust?

No, I don't-

That payment is highly exaggerated.

Wait, maybe I misread that. I thought that was the author's reply to Hassan.

No, that's Hassan making a joke about fucking paying Jews off. He goes, So let's clear this up. I'm not calling this guy Token Jew. I'm once again analyzing Hasan's own words. Because he is his biggest snitcher.

He is his biggest op. Klein will call you Token Jew after this interview comes out. In other words, he goes, hey Jew boy, my interviewer, little Jew boy. He's calling him out. Did you guys know my interview is Jewish?

And by the way, you know how I got this? I paid Jew boy seven million dollars, who's obsessed with money. Big nose, he said. He seemed to say between the lines.

Between the lines.

Between the lines. between the lines there's not if you read between the lines not enough space between those lines for that there's an interesting and that's all the nose is too big why seven million bro that's suspiciously close to the amount of that died in the holocaust. 100% why seven million that's just a random number yeah that has nothing to do with

the holocaust you got to read between the Holocaust. You gotta read between the lines. Everything else you read between the lines.

There was 6-7 million...

You're right that it's a random number.

No, no, no, no, no. 6-7 million Jews died in the Holocaust.

It's 6! Everybody knows it's 6!

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me fact check.

It's like 6.8.

Yeah, it might actually be 6. Hold on. Well, maybe fucking... That's a lot between the lines there. What the hell? You can't give me a number? Give me a number. ChatGPT will tell you.

It says it right there at the top! It literally first thing. Six million Jews.

Oh, probably six.

Google's an anti-Semite.

Myron goes, oh really? You don't know the exact number? Myron goes, when I was talking to him, He's like oh six million Jews dies exact six million and no more

Like it's an estimate, bro. What is he talking about?

Take that they think that Exactly six million yo swastika six million seven million six 6-7! YOOOOOO! YOOOO!

YOOOO! 6-7!

Are you telling me 6-7 was a conspiracy the whole time?

So, I mean, this is important. I asked, do you think it might have been closer to 7? Most historians agree that the best reported estimate is 6, but they also recognize that the real number could be somewhat higher Although it sounds like another because records were incomplete destroyed, etc So I mean, you know some scholars estimate especially when factoring gaps in documentation The true toll could be closer to six point five or even seven million

Surely I think I think it's on you. I do

He's an expert on the field apparently. Like could you pack more anti-Sem- why don't you just call him the K-word?

I think you could pack quite a bit more anti-Semitism into it. There is space for that between the lines.

Read between the lines guys, seriously. No I'm not gonna call him a token Jew, but I will call you a...

Someone that likes to point out all the Jews around you immediately. That's a little weird. Look it up. No.

Some have accused Klein of having a psycho-sexual obsession with Piker. Who has accused me of that? Would you like this-

I think people are the Rens, right?

I guess, in like one random story, but that's like a snarker talking point. See this kind of journalism is psychotic. Some have accused Klein of having a psycho sexual obsession with Piker. Give me one example. Quote, so this is what Hassan says, he talks about my body and the way I look a lot. You mean calling your head small? Call your head small? You know, cause it's funny. I'm not, I'm not

When am I ever like, Ahsan's hot, I'm gonna fuck him. I, I People are obsessed with him in that way that I find endlessly fucking, um pathetic. I mean play Taylor

Lorenz thirsting over him. It's funny she accuses me of being psycho sexually obsessed. I listen to her talk. You know you got that one Zach?

I do not. No.

She's like he's so hot and he's perfect and he's just so hot. She was talking to that guy Matt something. He has a podcast and his name is Matt.

I'll look into it. Some guy named Matt with a podcast. He's gay if that helps. And his name is Matt. I'll look right. I'll look

He's gay if that helps okay game

No, that's right game Matt podcast Taylor Lauren, I'm just typing that

Okay, I think I found it Exactly gotta grab this boy. Taylor Lorentz called me, said, I have a psycho-sexual obsession with Hasan for making fun of her wanting to fuck him. Roll it.

Well, I haven't found it. I just, uh...

Oh.

I found the podcast, but it's like, it's an hour long.

We're quick, but we're not that quick.

Yeah.

It's... We're quick, but we're not that quick. Um, it's- I just think I found the thing that you were talking about.

It's clipped somewhere.

In the meantime, because I think this is important, get a load of this, proletariat, this guy is a communist. He makes fun of me. Doesn't pay his employees or his mods, by the way. And,

he fucking looks down his nose

at frozen pizzas yeah also yes you are insane because this entire thing that we're doing is insane

well you haven't even tasted you class is big yeah you're putting your head I was speaking the truth people didn't want to listen at the time I was like you were being they were ready to hear it on ironically I was like this is weirdly classes for someone like a frozen pizza

yeah I mean like what's what do you eat at home? There's nothing wrong with frozen pizza.

Caviar?

Yeah, frozen pizza's fine. What do you walk, when you drive around in your Porsche in your $5 million house and eat caviar? Is that what's going on in a golden spoon? And at what point does it stop being like, oh, we just like having nice things. bourgeoisie hypocrite, ruling class type of shit.

You know what I mean? Like how it sounds sometimes like the words hurt. Yeah dude, it does hurt. It hurts, it hurts.

It's painful to come out.

I did, I just did.

You gotta hit that bro.

It says the amount of doses I have left, 91. Oh that's kind of cool.

Isn't that handy?

That is handy.

Very handy.

A guillotine. Pizza across the board is the, is the, you know, sustenance of the proletariat.

Having it be- Bro, pizza's expensive, dude. Having it be- Once again, out of touch. Pizza is expensive. It's- you- that's a food you have to have friends with, you go in on, you treat yourself. Not a few coupons. You can get a hell of a deal at Domino's with the right coupon. Little Caesars, they cost like nothing.

Little Caesars is a good one too.

You can get like 20 pizzas.

But that basically is frozen pizza.

Little Caesars. I fuck with Little Caesars.

I'm with you Ethan.

It's good.

You got the dipping sauce bro?

I'm not above Little Caesars.

Always ready. I don't love Little Caesars at all. I like Little Caesars. Like, dude. It's just not that good. Frozen or delivered from Domino's is not going to change the price point all that much.

Yes it will. Alright, stop talking shit and let's start eating. So can you, so let's do this one first, okay? Can you guys show which one? Yeah, this was an ongoing conversation. This is why we did the pizza taste test. Right, yeah. ongoing conference it would this is why we did the pizza taste right yeah yeah yeah it's because he couldn't hide his fucking disdain for the working-class

his utter disdain and disgust for normal people it's really something you know I should just start telling people I'm a socialist I can reap all the social credit and like I treat everyone around me more better than him I pay everyone around me better than him

I put you know I take care of everybody better than him, and I eat fucking frozen pizza I got a question about that if you're socially I'm the bad I just want everybody to have everything can you redistribute your watch collection and what does what do me exactly? I think that's his son has workar for that to do just because I'm a socialist doesn't mean I'm broke I don't

want that I want the one where you give us watches exactly Stalin would have given me as well oh for sure bro he was

the real deal this is the fine and this is fantastic now Taylor Lorenz famed roblox journalist that's her beat by the way anyone's wondering it's roblox and, that's her beat by the way, if anyone's wondering. It's Roblox. And she's doing really well with that. She says, I have a psycho sexual obsession with Hasan.

Okay, to be clear, I wasn't sure if that was her exact wording, because they put that in quotes.

It says right here, my view on the war of Middle East have not changed since 2000, by the way. And I think Ethan's weird sexual obsession with Hasan is- Psychosexual obsession with Hasan is weird as hell. She's responding to me being like, he's not gonna sleep with you or something. What you could call, like, maybe you could call that chauvinistic.

The joke's about you. But it's not that I wanna have sex with him, but anyway, watch this and then tell me I'm wrong. Unreasonably good-looking and like cool and

dresses cool. Tell me about it.

But you know what I mean? Like he, he, Hasan would be an influencer no matter what he was saying because he is hot, very attractive and very cool. I love him. And genuinely a good person too, I will say. Like, Hasan

is actually a cool, fun, good person.

Do you need a mop? He's unreasonably good looking.

Like what the fuck?

He's unreasonably good looking.

Guys, take this in. This is important. This is what these people do. She says I have a psychosexual obsession with Hasan. Taylor Lorenz said that about me

with a straight fucking face to the point where it's being picked up now by other journalists who are apparently not even are trying to be fair.

I mean that I mean it is something someone out there did say about you

yeah of course, technically true. Yeah of course, you know sure what did Myron have to say who Ethan who's money-grubbing fucking one genocide supporting whatever

Some some have said that

Yeah, but you don't see him quoting them That's the last time I'm going to tell you that, Ethan.

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What kind of shit were you tweeting Tom

Crazy shit, bro. Yeah. Yeah, we'd be honest with you, when I came on...

Who knows? I don't know. I say unhinged shit.

That's the scary part.

You've been around me. When I was back on Twitter, I used to see shit from 10 years ago and be like, the fuck? Like when Markiplier said he cream pies his wife on the timeline. I was like, that's disgusting.

That is fucking disgusting. I would never that's an that's an iconic tweet Zach You know what it was I the snarker said they were building a file on me and they're gonna expose me and I was like

Fucking terrified so I'm like did fuck Twitter. I'm erasing everything file this

So anyway Taylor Lorenz who says I have a psycho sexual obsession one more time for the girlies and bad

unreasonably good-looking and like

Cool and dresses cool. Tell me about it.

But you know what I mean? Like he, he, Hasan.

You guys are grown-ups. Like have some fucking, have some, are you, have no shame? Aren't you embarrassed?

Have some conviction.

What are you doing? What, what, why are... Are you children? Both of these people. It's unreasonably good looking and like cool and dresses cool.

Tell me about it.

But you know what I mean?

Like he, he, Hasan would be an influencer no matter what he was saying because he is hot, very attractive and very cool. And genuinely a good person too, I will say. Like Hasan is actually a cool, fun, good person.

Is that right, Taylor? Is he a fun, cool, great person? You know, I mean, come on.

So is that a bad sign?

Look, denim's reposted.

I mean, they're always reposting each other no matter what. And this guy is one of the most deranged Ethan obsessed haters, snark brain guys. Um, oh, what is this? Is this a Taylor Lorenz tweet?

You scroll down, because she took a picture with Hassan.

Oh, I remember that! That's where your comment came from!

Oh, happy birthday Hassan, she said. And Taylor said, wait, where are you? Come say hi.

Two likes. He didn you? Come say hi.

Two likes. He didn't go and say hi.

I don't get it.

What is, what I'm-

She's obsessed.

She likes him, she wants to meet him. She wants to be with him. She wants to smell him. She wants to be near him. She thinks he's hot. She thinks he's cool.

I took that as like, you're with another girl, come say hi, come over to me. Where's my hug at, exactly.

It's all reading, but Dan, you need to get better at reading between the lines.

Very subtle, subtle message.

Read between the lines. Yeah, I don't. Oh, she might be saying it to the girl, that's true.

Oh, true. Come say hi.

Sorry.

Sorry, I was my understanding too.

Oh, sorry, I was wrong.

I burst the circle, Jared.

So anyway, some have accused Klein of having a psychosexual obsession with Piker. Now that we know who that was, he talks about my body and the way I look a lot. Piker says, I don't know why, maybe it's a low-hanging fruit for him. He was always a funny guy. He was never a big looker or anything. Guys, this man is doing a profile about how hot he is. He's talking about how hot he is. He's doing photos in the bath, spreading out on the couch.

The author is thirsting over him. And he's like, oh yeah, and this ugly loser. What are we talking about? This is a grown man, you guys look up to this guy? This is a jock, this man is a high school jock. He goes, I'm hot and you're ugly.

That's actually printed. Is that I'm not a looker, okay? It wasn't part of his brand. What does that mean? So I never thought he cared about that sort of thing, but maybe after he lost the weight, his personality changed a bit. I genuinely don't know. Last time I talked to Ethan, he was fat.

That's also not true. I think he must have totally blocked out that debate. It was traumatic for him. He blocked it out as a traumatic memory. Um, so, again, let's, let's, let's re- let's recap. Ethan is obsessed with me. He's ugly. He lost weight and now he really is obsessed with my looks and he's jealous. He used- but he's a fat guy. He used to be fat. Once fat, always fat. Um.

When he was fat?

I mean, he still had this issues. What issues? But at least he was seemingly more empathetic. So, again. This is like, just high school bowling shit.

Again, I- you guys know I don't care about my looks. It's not something I ever was invested in or cared about or even put a lot of effort into improving, right? But it seems like his entire personality is like rested around his aesthetic looks. Piker describes his career as protracted and so far largely unsuccessful, a largely unsuccessful effort to pull the Democrats to be more

radical, to be more actually progressive. While he's beloved by many leftists, he's also reviled by liberals, the centrists whose views are largely reflected by the party leadership. This became especially clear after October 7th Hamas attack on on Israel. You have a guy like me, name is Hassan, and I'm saying, no you don't understand Israel is very much responsible party for October 7th for like 75 years of brutal occupation and apartheid and people were like oh you're a terrorist and that really hasn't gone away. I mean bro if

you want to say something like that you't be like, what do you mean? They're like, Israel did October, is responsible for October 7th. What do you mean, dude? But obviously it's more complicated. It's obviously the fact that you continually support actual terrorists. This isn't like a a the uh...

this isn't a theoretical conversation where it's like in the history I understand why Palestinians would feel this way this is him defending literal Hamas terrorists who have innocent civilians as prisoners people who have slaughtered innocent these are individual terrorists this isn't like the movement of like Palestinian self-determination, whatever. These are terrorists that are killing civilians to be terrorists. These are the people he's defending, not like, you know, I think if we think about it enough,

we can have a conversation about how Israel brought this on itself or something like that. Also, he platformed a fucking terrorist, blazed him up, you know, there's that whole fucking saga. Remember that?

The Houthis and their militancy in the Red Sea is a perfectly moral action.

Hey reporter, what was his name? Whatever, I'm not, I'm not gonna go too hard on you but, did you, now you say, oh you're a terrorist like that's some silly thing

Ten toes down on who? The Houthis and their militancy in the Red Sea is a perfectly moral action ten toes down on who?

Ten toes down are you ready for this? Yep a lot of build-up. I have a lot of build up. I have a lot of fucking sound bites.

I am lost man. I am lost. I I I I white flag red flag.

Whatever the fuck is called.

You had it. That was the one that leads right up into it.

Okay.

What is this?

Ten toes fucking down.

They are on the morally right side.

You took it doesn't he didn't say who these who do you think who the in the

blowfish even have something very important to share with you urgent siren siren emoji going off siren emoji going on here

this one's funny and one serious do the

math

push up a screen one is doing a gag

that's great

ok I was that was when I was posing for you guys to draw me. That's correct. And one is actually trying to look hot.

What you're saying you weren't trying to look hot here?

I mean that's up to the beholder. I was just doing what you guys were doing.

You're saying this wasn't trying to be hot?

Yeah, Dan, what are you trying to say?

Pretty hot you're looking pretty good. I've called that confident

You know what? I mean? And confidence is the true hotness, which is something Hassan

See Hassan doesn't thinks he's confident. He's arrogant. There's a difference arrogance is

disgusting I Know it's odd. I know I'm the weird one. I know I'm the weirdo here.

Why?

Like if you were to gun to my head five songs, I can't do it. Like I literally can't do it.

What?

There's never a moment where I'm like, yo, let me put some, let me put some music on.

Yo, let me put some music on, what's that about? Um, so anyway.

Oh, like overall, what my favorite flag? Hezbollah.

Guys, do you remember when he said his favorite flag was Hezbollah's? I'm not even kidding, he's actually a dope flag. And he was so terrorist fucking sympathizing, he freaked out his co-host.

It's got an AK on it and a fucking hand holding it up.

We're behind the paywall, it's fine. Why do they call me a terrorist?

I'm not even kidding. He's actually a dope flag

Okay Piker has no filter. That's one reason he's the hottest left-wing political commentator online His quote management team consists of single a single guy named David who he basically has no leash on and answers to no one. Every day tens of thousands of people watch him dissect the news for seven hours on Twitch. The typical stream involves him scrolling frenetically while clicking on links sent by fans in his chat. This sounds like a deep level of research and preparation he does. This is the senior vice president of Knight Media, David, who might be Jewish.

That's a very Jewish name, David.

Talent manager?

It's my uncle's name. My Jewish uncle, I should say. Yeah, of course. But also, I've known so many Davids that aren't Jewish, so

that's a total like... Talent management, David...

Read between the lines, bro!

That's interesting.

Magician David isn't Jewish.

He could be Jewish. I feel like he has to be.

Nah, he's not Jewish.

Okay, that makes sense. A Jew would never.

Wait, could you...

Alright, never mind.

What?

Nothing. So David, David, basically has no leash. Every day tens of thousands of people watch him dissect, read people's Twit, He just reads tweets all day sent by fans

Viciously spartan with haters does America's Earth 9-11 is one of his most infamous wisecracks When Rush Limbaugh died Piker played a clip of a dancing crab in celebration and vigorously bounced her I mean nobody cares if Rush Limbaugh yeah, no that was That's different than saying America deserve 9-11 let's just say no that's just one shitty person um Piker is one of a new breed of

streamers like Aiden Ross and Sneeko I like that comparison we're shaping the worldview of kids who never have watched MSNBC or read the New York Times and this online mirror world,

Piker is the Himbo Gateway drug,

introducing a legion of kids to progressive ideals like Medicaid, Medicare for all. This is what, this is his Trojan horse. Liberals want Medicare for all. Like, that's just, that's just social medicine. Many do. A lot are against lot are it's a very common it's not what he doesn't want medicare for all he wants fucking socialized

workplaces he wants work he wants re-education caps for capitalists he wants the power to fucking punish his to track me once but the throw people like me and in the gulag Right, it's just it's all just a continuation of understating His beliefs and he just goes yeah, no, I just want health care for everyone also

Himbo isn't a himbo someone who's dumb by definition

They look like the male version of bimbo, which he has in a very nice thing to call somebody.

You know, Piker has no filter. There's one reason he's the wait. Didn't I just read that exact exact same?

Oh, I think I just got double posted

in there.

That's it.

Those were like kind of the highlights that I thought would you want to discuss? Look at the article wasn't super.

This is amazing. The first line here is fucking the best. Hikers trainer fibs to me about how much he can bench press the first line. His trainer told me he can bench 300 but then the real number comes out 175. The conversation among the seven men and women grow increasingly unhinged.

Was that the line that you were saying was a banger?

Yeah, dude, he lied. What? The fuck, the trainer lied to the reporter.

They're just joking around.

Are you sure?

Yes, obviously.

Well, you gotta read between the lines.

He says. You gotta read between the lines a little bit, Ethan. He says his personal best is 285, so no. He- Hasan says he can bench 300. Or close to it. Literally not a joke. A fib is a lie. Jokes to me. If you say fib, that's a lie.

That's a small lie. Whatever. A joke is a joke. Let's see, he joke- he jokingly said it. He said with a smile. Right here he says his best was 285. Now what's the difference between 300 and 285, AB?

What numbers, I'm sorry? 285 and 300.

15.

Not a big difference there, guys.

I think that actually is a pretty big difference when you start getting up there. I mean, like in terms of like capability. Every like 10 pounds.

He lied. He lied to the trainer, man. And we know he's a pathological liar. He's a chronic liar. He told his trainer, lie to this reporter, tell him I can do 300. It's a lie. The real number comes out, 175.

I thought the better weightlifting quote was, you can't have an opinion unless you can bench four plates.

Is that in this? I don't know. No, he said that a while ago. I don't think he was joking. I don't know conversation Among the seven men and women grows increasingly unhinged jokes about semen retention Morph into a discussion about Hollywood plastic surgery is least likely to kill you The new meta is ballerina cups women only going for a B and C cup max what? the ballerina cup tips are fun I'll move on right on after that dude he is such a womanizing misogynist frat boy

Piker muses at one point he says nick flint this is gay he says that another echoing a common attack on the far right there was a really interesting feud between Tucker Carlson and Nick flint is where Tucker called him a little gay boy in his mom's basement

and then Nick by the way Nick in response eviscerated Tucker. Like I he he

fucking sucks. Yeah, I mean, he did. I mean, they both suck.

Obviously, he really did. As much as Nick Fuentes is a Nazi and which is he is 100% a groper is what he calls himself. He did destroy Tucker.

So Candace challenged Nick to debate recently.

They're all turning on each other. This is a good sign. I saw Candace challenge Nick to a debate recently. They're all turning on each other. This is a good sign.

I like when I'm hearing it. It's so weird that he's so popular.

That I don't like. Well, so is Candace, to be fair.

But even if you... Actually, I don't know. Candace might be as crazy as him. And more mainstream.

More... Yeah, maybe more crazy.

Yeah. There's a part of this where he admits to doing steroids and has his hair care routine.

Yeah, yeah, hormone replacement surgery, which stood out to me.

Let's see. After the gym, Piker Kaya load back into his black Mercedes-Benz. Wait, what? He has a different car? He has two cars! He has another car?

He could have just sold the other car.

Yeah. He didn't sell the Porsche.

How do you know?

How do you know?

Would he, would he, do you know that he sold it?

We don't know that he didn't.

He talks, that's like a big thing. People always talk about it. He's never said he sold the car.

I don't know, man.

After the gym session, he loads back in.

That's him way too deep for me. I don't know what car he's driving.

I'm going to return the line.

It's potentially...

Shoot him a tax real quick.

Ask him.

Yeah. A second car has hit the building. People trade in cars, especially rich people. Mercedes bends and drives to his place, a large townhouse with a Suzuki motorcycle in front. Another vehicle and a slender pool in the backyard. Piker dips for a second to freshen up. Leaves me to explore the house.

This is literally like a scene out of like, uh... What was the name of the... Johnny Treehorn? Oh the Johnny Treehorn?

Oh, Jackie Treehorn.

I'm gonna have a dip, get comfortable. Yeah, Jackie Treehorn, I'm gonna take a dip in the pool. Why don't you get comfortable? Fan heart, litters the walls, TVs, and hats. And zen containers are scattered around. A set of shelves contain a slew of books,

including Noam Chomsky's Profit Over People. Epic, fucking iconic sick Tony tool of the mouth, so I don't know who this is Tony tool tool a Thyme you two times Matt in cell epic rejection and numerous volumes of Marvel Naruto Death Note manga comics you see any swastikas perhaps He isn't beating the socialist who owns commodities allegations, but his house feels more like the product of a nerd who would write anime, sword, swastikas, and free public transportation.

That's a weird anime. In his Hinge bio, but then does someone obsessed with luxury excess. But it does. Okay, whatever. Piker suggests we chill in his studio, which is even more chaotically cluttered than the obsessed with luxury excess but it does okay whatever Piker suggests we chill in a studio which is even more chaotically cluttered than the rest of his house there's a self shelf stacked with rare war world

warcraft collectibles a basketball a vinyl record wait what a vinyl record isn't that music all the worker yeah poser ass yeah I don't did you just say

world of warcraft did you just say World of Warcraft? Did you just say World of Warcraft?

Does he play World of Warcraft?

Hold on. He doesn't have interests, bro. That's pretty chill. And a vinyl record of rapper Osama's son. What does that mean? Osama who?

Bin Laden? As Jimmy Lee would say, Osama bin drinkin.

Osama bin drinkin. One corner contains a colossal LaBooBoo doll encapsuled in plastic. Behind it there's a cutout of Bernie Sanders cameras and Mike's flank and intricate recording setup. Blah blah blah, yada yada, nobody cares. Oh, this is funny. Piker, who's put on a black merch t-shirt for the streamer Valkyrie wait

so hold on sits across from me and slurps a nice coffee as we talk I sense that Piker wanted to hold the interview here so we could keep an eye on his screens his stream doesn't start for an hour but his chats buzzing with fans impatiently waiting for him to go he's remarkably energized for a guy who just finished pushing a workout and spent the previous day playing basketball with influencer Ludwig.

Cool.

His team lost, idiot, loser, dumbass.

Lights off those numbers!

By the way, for anyone looking to get buff and cloned, where is it where he'd said something about, here, I'll write this cough cough

music

there's the minoxidil and the human replacement cough hormone replacement shit

by the way

for anyone looking to get buff and clon- clutch games like him here's his supplement pack guys espresso shot, okay creatine, that's fine. Fish oil, that's fine.

Zinc, totally fine. Ashwagandha, that's fine. But then, buried, we have minoxidil, which is...

You know, minoxidil.

That's for to prevent...

It's like it's super...

Sorry, Dan, I wouldn't know.

Okay, well, it's super. Sorry Dan, I wouldn't know. Okay, well it's. Bald guys like us would know. Yeah, it's Rogaine. It's Rogaine.

It's Rogaine. So he takes Rogaine, but then this.

That's also just like a normal.

That's steroids. He says I'm technically on, well I don't know if that's what it is, but he says I'm technically on HRT, that's it. That's it I think it's making yeah finis stride or whatever increasing testosterone makes hair

Drop down astroid you take for the hair you take for yeah

But then he says I'm on hormone replacement therapy, which has nothing to do with hair replacement is increasing

Usually it's levels. Usually it's the increase your testosterone because it's low for some reason. Or I mean T levels. Yeah, hormone replacement, I think that means increasing.

I thought, I mean, I could be wrong.

I know people who take Finasteride for balding.

Yeah, no, that is what it's for.

Let me see.

Or that's why he's saying it.

Oh, that's hormone replacement, the hair stuff?

Using hormones to replace those that are no longer produced by the body. So block, I think it is technically that, but it's not like what most people think of when they hear about HRT. But it's about increasing. So what's he increasing by taking it? I think it's supposed to bring it up to normal levels.

But that high testosterone is associated with hair loss, I thought.

I think that's true, but testosterone isn't the only hormone. He's on HRT. I think you're overanalyzing this quite a bit I think he's just saying he takes hair loss medication. If you guys want to

wash with the sheep that's fine okay I'm a shepherd my people demand insight and leadership you guys want to sit there and flock with the sheep and enjoy the graze in the fields That's fine. You walk with them. Meanwhile. I'm here standing ten toes down. This man is on steroids

That's not what that is. And that's what is for her He's talked about it before I remember you guys aren't reading between the lines, dude. Get the program. I was bullied because of my hair.

Estrogen can be used as a feminizing hormone.

There you go, see? He's transitioning.

There you go.

Sorry, I don't know about this. I'm a joke. And that'd be fine, obviously, of course. What is a DHT blocker? For hair loss.

That's the hair loss thing.

I am technically on hormone replacement therapy. HRT is what bodybuilders say when they're on steroids! How do you guys not know this?

He's making a joke.

Yeah.

He's not making a joke! He was always talking about he was gonna go on steroids. He was going to. He wanted to. He might be on steroids, but that's not the sentence has nothing to do with that. You think he's like subtly letting people know that he's on steroids with? I don't know. He just told them. But I'm just I don't think I think you guys aren't packing it correctly. He's been talking about using these two for a long time, even before. Yeah. Like to you on the show I remember on the show yeah talk about it I yeah he told me also that he was gonna go on steroids okay I mean that

might also be true I'm just saying what you're reading doesn't have anything to

do with that okay I'm gonna disagree with you Um... Where you goin' man? Thank you, uh...

Thank you, uh... Clancy, Mr. Clancy.

If I could grow up in Turkey

developing his leftist worldview against the backdrop of blah blah blah, yada yada, I think I read all the good parts.

Oh, shout out Rutgers. I went to Rutgers. You did? Yeah, Rutgers Camden, the shittiest campus. Okay. There's New Brunswick, which is the good one he probably went to. Camden's just a shithole and scary.

He apparently- so that's where he went. He did his fraternity, right?

Maybe?

He says he had sex with so many women he doesn't even know the number while he was in his fraternity. I'm being serious. Just like Myron. Just like me. I said Myron. Just like Myron, yeah exactly. The similarities is kind of striking to be honest. I'm an addict he says I've been an addict my whole life so everything I do I get addicted. Twitch streaming, working out, eating healthy, forgetting anything else? Zen. Sex. I think it's a sex addict. Why? I have proof, I have evidence. Every time he opens his phone

there's fucking naked women or naked people. It's happened on five different occasions where somebody sitting next to him happened to see a nudeudes on his phone that is not normal behavior that is not normal that's never happened to me once okay and sure I'm ugly and fat or whatever so girls aren't sending me all their nudes but like um five different times it happened on fucking here you know what since you guys want to be combative on this let's just pull it out

oh yeah we're doing it oh my. Yep we're doing it. No.

Oh my god.

No. Yeah we're doing it of course obviously. She's in a meeting she's not available right now. so Alright, here I got this... One sec here. Stand back and stand by. You guys are gonna like- this is good I promise. Can you put that in a Discord?

I shared a document with all the links and stuff. That's all the good parts though. Where was the picture in the bathtub from? Is that just on social media? I shared the document with you. I can't copy and paste around social media all the place. Oh yeah, thank you.

Is that from GQ?

Yeah. Right here, let's look at the whole photo shoot. I call it vice signaling. These guys, whether they're real or villains, blah, blah, blah. Capital race, guys. Buy my shirt about capital race. Yeah. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

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blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, comes from a Cosmos article right here. Watch this. So in this Cosmos article, and a lot of people have noticed this, it starts with... here, let me find the excerpt. Let's see, so this is the very beginning of this article. Before we head to the highlight room against the publicist's wishes, Piker pulls out his phone to show me more examples of his impact via Snapchat,

via DMs with fans wearing his merch. A black t-shirt he designed that says racism, bigotry, white supremacy, etc, etc. He's sold 2,000 of them so far. It's dope, he says, opening Snapchat. I don't know if any of these are nudes, so don't judge me. The first one is a nude. He reads the message attached aloud. I'm sure you have hot girls throwing themselves at you all the time,

but I'm a huge fan of the Young Turks and love your work. As promised, there are photos of his inbox of fans wearing the shirt, and it's about 70% nudes. That's, whoa, that's crazy, he says methodically opening each message. That was like actually her blowing someone. I don't even ever like talk to these people. That's butt stuff, cool.

So this was casually done to a reporter. On Snapchat, by the way. And there are fucking clips of him making jokes about sending me nudes on fucking the young turks so here's another one of with pokimane sitting next to him

you have like nothing to hide huh Hassan? What? You can just so confident give her your phone. Oh no I saw some shit I should not have seen and I feel very bad

but it's okay

wait what did you see stuff he knows

exactly what's on his phone he has a shitload of news from all people and he just hands the phone to them and he's like oh my god what do you think I think he does it on purpose because it would

you know to women though if you know

that shit because he thinks it makes him look cool he's a fucking frat boy that thinks having sex with women makes him an important

oh yeah I know what you're talking about if it was recent then yeah

like whoever it is that's in there you have no concern for their privacy clearly either

all I mean you were there for the first part of that?

For the first part of what?

If you think, if I'm thinking what you're thinking.

Oh no, I'm thinking just stuff that um...

What?

Um, stuff that people shared with you that I didn't have permission to see so I just scroll past very quickly. Okay, well you're not gonna find any

How careless can you be where you hand the phone to two girls on stream? And they just happen upon other people's nudes, but that's just the second example. Let's move on to the third one Or maybe I uh close. So these are unsolicited photos on snapchat It's unclear a lot of them are probably unsolicited, but it's unclear. All I know is that these people are seeing the nudes on his phone all the time, but a lot of them are probably unsolicited.

Mom has been up my ass.

Here he is with cutie Cinderella another time. But again, there are clips of him on the Young Turks joking about like, send me nudes.

Mom has been up my ass this entire fucking time.

About what?

About furniture.

Oh wait, can you move my, uh, yeah. Okay.

Mom has been up my ass this entire fucking time.

About what?

About furniture, which by the way, hold on, I gotta send this, uh, photo to myself on Twitter so I can show you guys. This is what I sent to QT, okay?

I feel bad. I don't want your mom to feel bad. Oh, interesting!

If you have naked pictures on your phone, wouldn't you at least like turn away from them? He's holding it so she sees because it makes him look cool. His phone is full of people's nudes that he just willy-nilly lets everybody just... I don't know, to me, it's disturbing.

Are you serious right now?

Are you serious right now? She didn't even try to look at your phone, bro. You're sitting there on your phone. You didn't even obscure the screen at all. This is what I sent to cutie. Look at her. She's not spying on anything. I don't want your mom to feel bad Look at her. She's not even trying Oh interesting

Are you serious right now? Are you really?

It's not a cute accident when it happens six times over and over and over and over again all the time to see if you're

Sending the same picture! How dare you! Stop looking at my phone!

What the fuck? I feel violated, dude!

You feel violated? You didn't even try to hide it.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm serious. That was funny.

That's insane that you're doing this!

I was seeing if you were sending the same picture that I saw!

But okay, that's just three times.

Surely there's not a fourth time. picture that I saw. But okay that's just three times.

Surely there's not a fourth time. There is. Here's one with Ludwig where it happens. Now is this a cute accident? This is the fourth time on camera just on camera. Do you think he's respecting the privacy of these people sending his 1, 2, 3, 4 against 1, 2, 3, 4 against 1, 2, 3, 4 against 1, 2, 3, 4 against 1, 2, 3, 4 against 1, 2, 3, 4 against 1, 2, 3, 4 against 1, 2, 3, 4 against 1, 2, 3, 4 against 1, 2, 3, 4 against 1, 2, 3, 4 against 1, 2, 3, 4 against 1, 2, 3, 4 against 1, 2, 3, 4 against 1, 2, 3, 4 like 1, 2, 3, 4 against one dude. Look at his face, it was a dude.

Big knockers. No it wasn't.

This is gross.

Why is it so like if you're just on your phone, what are you doing where there's just nude pictures right there? Like you're in a party, you're on your phone, what are you scrolling Twitter, you're looking through your email or something, what are you doing where there's just nudes on your phone all the time? Well, I mean, if there were nudes on my phone, like, I wouldn't pull them out in public like that.

I'd be scared somebody would be looking over my shoulder or something.

Yeah. And also, here's the other thing. If they are unsolicited, that means he's going into the DMs with his fans, and downloading or looking at and receiving their nudes. I have by my very policy never go into the DMs with fans cold DMs because you don't know what's there and you don't want to give people the wrong impression there's a weird power imbalance. People are there they're going to be like mystified

by you and want to do anything for you so I just I straight up do never talk to fans in the DMs but he's he's in DMs, getting, let's say unsolicited, but he's receiving nudes from people, and... Now, now this is the fourth time he, they're just floating around on his phone?

So, I'm with Hasan.

Now here's Mizkif, telling an anecdote. That's four times, how about five? Let's go on five.

And I'm not kidding when I'm saying this. He's browsing his phone like this on Snapchat. Just clicking random people. And they're girls. And they're all naked. And I'm gonna be real with you, they're all hot. They're all like 8 out of 10s, 9 out of 10s, 10 out of 10s.

Did she have nipple piercings? I'm just wondering.

There was a blow-up? She didn't?

Literally everybody he knows at this point has seen the nudes on his phone from fans.

This is crazy.

Guys, guys, yo.

Yo, can you add I mean a group call

Actually actually that's five and six because he's showed Ludwig and then also Mizkif was recounting when he was looking on his phone and saw Hot he said it is grabbed as tons of naked photos What's the deal with that Yep, he's gooning in public, exactly. They called it six months ago.

But surely there's no more examples than that, right? I mean, there's enough already that it's getting disturbing, but... Here's an anecdote from his best friend. Hassan is like family to me in that he has kicked me, his brother, and his mother out of his house to have sex with strippers.

That's not a joke.

Is that true?

Hassan is the cause of... Oh my god! Oh my god! What the fuck?

Doesn't seem like a joke, does it?

It's fucked up!

Yeah. Pretty cool guy. And moving on. Um, let's see here. Yeah, those are the picks. Those are them. I think it's creepy. I think it says a lot about the guy. It's fucking weird.

That's all I have to say about that one. Here he is bragging about the amount of women he slept with to Ludwig.

True story. Sunday in Texas there was a party, offline party. Nobody streamed it. I sat down next to hisan and I says to him, hey, let's do a challenge.

He goes, all right.

I says, you say the number of women you've slept with on three.

I'm going to say the number of women I've slept with on three.

This is gross.

Without missing a beat.

Wait to hear the answer.

He says, all right.

I look back at Ahsan, counting down, three, two, one, four, my number. And the same time I yell out four, he looks back at me, he goes,

I don't actually remember I lost count.

Ancient!

I'll be honest if you've had so much sex with people that you lost count you're probably are addicted to sex. We're talking hundreds right? I mean at least right?

I don't know the whole thing to me seems like high school like locker room shit which you should outgrow like bro you'll never believe who I was with last weekend or you know like I don't know as a 35 year old famous guy I think it it's cool or not to talk about all that stuff. I agree

obviously also bear in mind these are all of his friends that are telling this story because they think it's cool. Like, this isn't like the time- every time that it's happened, when someone wasn't recording it, or he was showing it to someone who's not a streamer. These are the times where, like, I'm gonna tell this cute anecdote of the time that I learned- It wasn't okay. One sec here. Ride that button. Ride that music for me, Zach.

What is this one? Oh, this is a bad timestamp anyway that's what that is I'm gonna make a whole video about it basically is what I'm planning but it came up just out of uh just out of nowhere kind of but I've got a lot more than that and that's all I have to say

All right

Well everybody it's been a good time hasn't it Alright Today is Wednesday, which means we'll be here for members tomorrow Thursdays for members We're gonna be playing maybe Overcooked I think

What's that?

It's a game

Okay

Multiplayer game

Oh, for a video game?

Yeah

Alright everybody!

I shall see you tomorrow and everybody else on Friday Bam, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,