A Game About Picking Up Leaves

Top of the morning to you ladies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to the channel, I guess.I just went through the busiest month of my entire life, but it's all good things.I'm a producer of a Bloodborne movie now.I'll have you know.Wait, that again.

I'm a producer of a Bloodborne movie now.

I'll have you know.God, what an unlikable intro.

Welcome back, everybody!Uh, we're gonna play a game called Leaf It Alone, which I have to clear up all these leaves.Remember the game about digging a hole?

You know, the game of the year from last year?This is a game kind of like that, kind of meets Power Watch Sim, where I have to pick up all of these, and then you get upgrades, and you get bigger leaves, duh, you pick up more, and more, and more, and number go up, and number go up, and more.That sounds delightful for me.That's all I need to get back into the swing of things.Ah, my head hurts so much.I fell into a coma yet another time and doctors still can't figure out why.

Oh no, is this gonna end up with you dying?And how come there are so many leaves in here again?Have I ever managed to clean up this cursed yard?PERSON BASED!Um...This is just a nightmare for me.

When you show me this much information on screen all at once, all I want to do is run for the hills.Okay, so you pick it up.I throw it out.Okay, pick up the leaves and dump them one by one or unlock the bag tying ability by cleaning up the entire porch.Hold and run?Your glorious companions.

Leaf blower, rake, leaf inlet.Let the inlets do the heavy leaf -ting.Nice.They suck up nearby leaves and convert them into sheck leaves?Is that my currency?Oh, in -game currency.

Wait!Use a rake or leaf blower to herd leaves into an inlet's range, then watch your pockets grow.Okay, enough!I want leaves!Wow, wow.

This is awesome!

Oh god, has somebody - I know you're gonna get stuff that's like the rake to clear up way more leaves and leaf blowers, blow them all into an inlet and stuff like that, but have people - has anybody beat this game leaf by leaf?Dump leaves.I got 11 cents for that.A journal.Go shed shopping.Find a way into the garage.

There's too many leaves!I can't get in!Uh, fluid picker.Greedy grasp.Increases the number of leaves you can gather it in one pickup.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

I have doubled my efficiency I'm so much better at this now a tin of industry a world -renowned but list late -stage capitalism works for me Okay, so I can only hold that much nice Nice.

Oh my god.This is so addicting.Holy God This is what gaming was meant to do.

This is the interactive medium at its fucking peak.This is it Just untethered from society.Okay, dexterity.

Reduces the interval between picking up leaves.Fluid picker.Why click a hundred times when you can just hold the button?I don't even have to click.All I have to do is sit here, hold, and enjoy and make funny jokes.

This!

Picking up at a four leaf per second interval.You guys have never seen someone do this before.Mainly because it's stupid and no one would do this, but it's how you get your children to work.you.Can't be child labor if you don't pay them.It's just called good parenting.

It's teaching them a lesson.Oh, that's maxed out.Okay, dexterity.Yes.So...

In seven -second leaf pickup interval!F***ing heights!Hitherto!Never seen before!

Dump that shit.Okay.

I need - I need to get 50 cents.

I need to get - No, not Sean Combs.He's the bad one.What's 50 cents name?I know 50 cents name.Why can't I think of it?

Carter Jackson.That's his name, right?I got you, Carter.This is for you.I've got 50 cent right now.Boom.

Second grasp.These are going in this bin faster than you've ever seen.Fuck a leaf blower.Fuck a inlet.It's all about the greedy pickup.

It's all about doing stuff for me.This gets me out of my head.You know, instead of sitting on Twitter, instead of sitting on Instagram, instead of sitting on the toilet, I'm out here living.L -I -V -I -N.You wish you were me.You wish you were picking up the crunchy, crunchy leaves.

At least I hope they're crunchy and not that other awful kind, which is just sticky and gross, you know?It's just mush.It's like that part of the year for some people where, over here definitely, because we have a very diverse landscape of leaves.They go in, they go out, they shake it all about.But people who live in snowy areas, you know, March comes around and it's all, it's not snow anymore.It's just

dried black bush All right.I have saved up a dollar and twenty.What is a man buying?

Okay.

Okay collection We're not even there yet.

I am over here.

Oh, yeah.Oh, yeah eight seconds.I need a bigger bag I'm gonna need a bigger sack.I'm gonna be the Santa Claus of leaves by the end of this game.Oh, yeah I might sound like I'm joking or just like performing for the video, but I'm not Like the incredible YouTuber that I am.But this is genuinely so fun.

What is it in humans' brains that makes them want to like, you know, imagine like a whole bunch of sand on the ground, and you run a vacuum over it, and you hear that sound, and you see all the sand disappear, you get the perfect hard lines on the edges of it.Like what is it in our monkey brains that makes us want that?That makes it so nice.I need to ask Hank Green that.He's gonna know.He'll just tell me, yeah, make happy.

Lizard monkey brain, make happy.And that's it.The endorphins are flowing, dopamine and serotonin are absent from my brain, but when leaf get picked up, dopamine comes surging back like the long -lost father.Okay, do I have enough for - yes.I'll go eat a glass.13 seconds.

I can't wait.Oh, look at that, my bank's full already!

Insanity!L 'insanité! As the French wouldn't say, because I don't actually know what it is.What is insanity in French?Le brain mush?Le brain go happy?LeBron James?

Does his name just mean LeBron James?

Is that why the le is in it?Maybe you should ask him at our next hangout, at our next Leaf meeting.Do you think LeBron has ever said or has ever played this game?What does it say about his legacy if he has?It's like no wonder you were shit in that game, LeBron.You're too busy picking up leaves, but it's okay.

I still love you.My journal did a clicky.

Okay, I'm gonna save up for a bit.I'm gonna save up until I have like four dollars.

Oh, I am cleaning out patches now.Before it was a mess, and now I'm starting to see the path that has been laid before me.For those who come after.Oh, yeah.Because if I get like $4, then I'm gonna get two upgrades.Never mind, $3 .50.

Fuck that.Man, I caved so easily.Incroyable.

Okay, so I get the entrance at 35%.Wait, is there gonna be leaves inside my house?Leaves have taken over my life.Are they in my DNA?Am I stupid and I could have been pick - $7?!What are you, spitting on my dick?

That's cute.That's very cute.Wait, if I find eight of those, do I?75 cents for a bigger bag.

Oh my God, I didn't know these things were here.I've been living - Shed.Okay, go shed shopping.Oh, I thought you meant I was going to buy a shed.If I'm going car shopping, I'm not going shopping in my car.I'm going to buy a car.

Oh, I went house shopping earlier today.Yeah, I was just on the toilet on Amazon, but like I went house shopping.Okay, football.

Wait, wait, we're thinking Tottenham.Shit, we're thinking shit.Tottenham!Let's, let's, let's.Okay, clear my fucking doorway, bro.This is my zone.

This is my area, my area of danger right now.200 leaves up from 50.What y 'all know about being an entrepreneur?Bitch, you can't even spell entrepreneur!

This is gonna be so sick.A leaf blower costs $50?In this fucking economy?That's actually really cheap.Leaf blower in real life probably costs like $200.There's fucking eyes rolling to the back of my head.

Jizz everywhere.Picking up leaves.

This is awesome.Yeah, this is awesome.This is so cool.Oh, and it looks nice.It's a nice -looking game.

Can people just make more of these games?They're like the perfect YouTube game.I like playing them.Everyone likes watching them.Everyone likes to be - to say like, oh, I wouldn't have done it that way.When I was digging a hole, people were like, oh, I wouldn't have dug straight down, I would have done this.

And then other people were like, of course I would dig straight down.My brain works like Sean does.And then an absolute war breaks out in the comments.You love to see it.I love when the internet gets mad at each other.Like, watch this.

One piece of shit.Now, I don't actually think one piece is shit, but if people are gonna clip that out of context, and then it's gonna go everywhere, and people are gonna get real mad.Oh, yeah, 271.Hi.feeling it now, Mr. Krabs.I need a - I need a bigger pickup radius.

Like, I know that that's what I'm working towards, but me wanty now.Oh my god, that extra bag is just the best thing that's ever happened.Is there another bag I can get?Can I get a 400 bag?

Can't get in.What does that mean?I can't sprint!I'm a fucking idiot.

Can't even get into my own shed, my own garage, whatever.500 leaves.What does 500 leaves even look like?I don't even think I've ever seen 500 leaves.Well, like not in a bag.

Seen it around.What's it gonna be?Like 120?No.Do I dare?

Do I dare think I can get $1 .20 for one bag of leaves?

Do people know about this?Have people tried this?

I haven't.This was the right video to come back to.After having an extremely busy month, and then coming back to doing YouTube videos, this, this was the way.It doesn't get better.Wow.It's like, you know in Lion King where he's like, see that out there?

Everything the light touches is yours.Everything that's leaves is yours.Okay?clean out the flower bed.That's ugly.Oh, yeah, is that good?

Is that good?Oh, I'm starting to - I'm starting to like see it.I - I'm - I'm seeing the path before me and it looks good.Okay, we need to save up for a new upgrade.No more bags.No more of that shit.

No, we need to save up for bigger hand, more grabby.Big hand, more grabby mean more money mean be - make bigger.

Number go up me happy.You see smile on face, you see chub in pant.Unbelievable.

Unbelievable.What is this gonna equate to?Holy shit.

Wait, inlet!

I must rake.

I have leaves and I must rake!I'm recording, aren't I?

I don't know why that just occurred to me. I think I would legit become depressed if I wasn't recording right now.This is just peak content.That hits.Any YouTubers out there or anyone who's even tried to make videos or anything in the creative form, when you realize the thing that you need to do isn't doing, like recording the video, and then you're about an hour into something, and then it's not happening, it - I'm sorry, I will kill myself in that scenario.

It's the worst!You're all bright -eyed and bushy -tailed and you're all ready to go and fucking, videos are the best!I love doing my job!I love YouTube!And then it doesn't work and you're like, nah, this sucks.

Life is pain and it's been a mistake.to be here I'm sorry.Goodbye.You know what?I've also decided Trey.We're not editing this video.

I mean edited in a way That's like Oh add little bits here.

They're all uncut people need to see the raw unbridled Passion the sheer talents that I have to keep a video going the stream of consciousness that comes out of me the ability to capture Enrapture and hold an audience for as long as I can.

Why are you saving?What does that mean?Did something happen?Alright guys, I think I might have to save up for a rake.Why would I spend time on hand when - Hand's fucking dumb.

We as ape evolved to throw rock and smack stick.Fire, burn, kill your neighbor.That's what that whole part of our existence has been.But no more shall I be on my hand and knee picking up leaves like a fucking dog.No more!Inlet is calling out for rake.

This is great, but when you see rake bring to inlet and then back Wait, do I even have to bag then at that point?Does it just go straight to inlet and then straight to wallet?The inlet to wallet pipeline is centimeters.It is so short.What do I need?$7?

That's easy.I just need another couple of bags.

Nice.What's the whole thing about right -clicking to tie off a bag?I don't really understand what that was.Oh, the front yard is 80 % done.

Look at that number climb!

This is God's path for me. I am clearing the way for God.After all these leaves are gone, I shall pave the golden path.The golden path of glory.Please let me pick up all these and not fill up my bag.Thank you.Walk like the wind or at least a fast breeze.

Did I get faster?What happened?Why did that happen?Okay, $7 .50.Is it $7 .89?$7 .99?

That's really annoying.

Is there an inlet over here?Oh, oh, I actually fucking hate this.This is - this is doing something to me.This is - this is - making me unnecessarily angry.Like, it's just not doing it the way I want it to.It's just not fucking working.

Oh, this sucks!Oh, it's - oh, I really just want to punch something.It's making my ADHD and my autism just flare up in an ungodly, unflattering, and uncomfortable way.Now I know why people don't clean their fucking yards!This isn't therapeutic, it's pure torture!

Unless...What a fool I have been.I sincerely apologize for the lapse in judgment that I have had.I spoke too soon, and sometimes a lesson in life is to back off, let the dust settle, let the emotions peter out, and then respond maturely and less emotionally in a more logical and empathetic way.Because we have upgrades.

folks watch this one at the hand We had it right from the dawn of time fucking cars and computers and like what is this?I can't fucking YouTube nah, man We're not supposed to live like this hand only when people in life Tell you what's your problem, and what's going wrong, and what you figured out?What makes you happy just every answer hand please hand gotta hand it to you.

They'll know what that means okay?

Like, am I spending three dollars to make three dollars?Like, this is just fucking bullshit.This is how to keep you down.This is how to keep you under their foot, stupid bastards.This is not what I want.This is not what man was designed for.

I was designed to be in field, be happy.Crypto, problem, no gamble.

Although, do you think apes gamble?Do you think they share rocks?Or like, I'll bet you bananas that you can't spit in that cup over there.

I'll bet you 16 bananas that you can't go over and fucking hit Bobo in the face.

I can't.No, cute.Do I get something for getting all those cards?Can I get like $50?I should have saved up for a leaf blower.Rake is just fucking stupid.

Okay, $3.

Let's see.You know what?I'll play your game.

I give up.I just give up.Like, what's the fucking point?You're a stupid bastard and I hate you.

Spoke too soon!I'm erect and apologetic!I did not know the error of my ways.

I was a stupid amoeba floating in fluid.I have seen the error of my ways and I have come to be a better person.

Ho ho ho!I need leaf blower so fucking bad, man!I need leaf blower!Ooh, entrance is 99 .4 % done.

I should complete.So good.That was just pure crack, wasn't it?I loved that.I'm gonna be chasing that high for the rest of my life.Even for the rest of this video, it's probably not gonna feel as good as that.

Leaf blower.I think leaf blower might unlock something in my brain that I'm not sure if I'm ready for.I'm not sure if I'm ready to ascend.How far is too far?Hit the trash bin.Hit right, right click.

What?What do you mean?I don't know what that meant.What are you talking about?

Do I just get like multiple bags?This isn't still part of the entryway, is it?Oh my god it is.No, it's these little bits.

There's a couple of leaves spilling over somewhere that is starting to really fucking - Where are they?Where are they?There's leaves somewhere.Are you in the fucking well?Get out of here!Are you on that?

Where - where - show it to me!Oh, front yard is 100 % done.That got me move speed.So where's the 0 .1 % here?

Are you on that?Are you in the flower bed?I will have my revenge.

Oh, there it was!Yes!Leaves are the new gold.Welcome to late stage of leaf capitalism.Leaf value go up!

Rake upgrade.What are we getting?Handle length, sweep radius, leaf stickiness.Yeah.It's still like kind of pissing me off.We're not there yet.

We're just not there yet.I want - I want a brush.

I want the leaf blower.Like I hate this scrapey scrapey pull behind me not grab everything kind of nonsense that I'm going through right now.

I might have to take a break.I might have to disappear for again for a while because of this.Like that's satisfying, but to get there is just - I don't think it's worth it.You know, it's not good.

It's not good.I'm gonna puke.I'm gonna puke.It's it's terrible and you fuck

with a fucking thing.Okay, I have five dollars.I still think this is more satisfying.I still think this is better.Be a thing where I figure out I have an entire backyard to do.

That I've just been the slowest, stupidest, stinky moron this world has ever seen.

Bag tying ability.

It was legendary.Maybe me and LeBron will hang out.

That's gonna be really satisfying actually.When I go there and have like five bags and we put them all in at once.I'm getting too excited.I'm hyperventilating.Okay, time to tie off another bag.Time to cinch this bitch.

Yeah.Circumcise me daddy beautiful Beautiful like a newborn child no one can tell you it's ugly because they're afraid to even though Most newborn children and within like a year a lot of people's kids are not that fucking pretty Stop showing me pictures of them your kid is actually fuck ugly I'm sure they'll grow into their looks, but you know sometimes they don't it's fine It really is on the inside that matters, but like I just want to look at that Repair for $3 is not worth it.It's just not That makes a man sad when you do that.It's like a twelve dollars.Sweep radius.Handle length.

Yay.Now how we doing?

Fucking blows!Actually, you know what it drags?Blowing would be fucking great right now.Leaf blower would be sick.

Make me feel happy.I should have unlocked inlets and the rake earlier, shouldn't I?Oh, it's just bullshit.It's just bullshit designed to, like, keep me down.How do I get in there?I can't jump.

Oh my god, is it leaves out of roof?Why are there so many fucking leaves everywhere?Where do I live?How much was this?Fifty?Hi.

Oh, there's no more bag upgrade?Can I get paint upgrade?Paint brush upgrade?Am I fast enough to get there now?Here I come.Here I come.

Here I come.Here I come.Here I come.Here I come.No.Just focus on the things that matter.

Family.Bitches.

Money.Weed.Pussy.With these four nations combined, we too could take over the world.

This is what picking up leaves does to a guy.Turns into an absolute feral beast.Cursed beast!

You pretty rat!

We've all done it.We've all gone through the gambit.Ah, this is nice.This is my happy place again.Maybe I should max out my hand abilities.

Ninjutsu on these leaves!Hidden leaf village!

Actually, what kind of leaf pickup am I doing?35 leaves per second!I think that's what they used to get to the moon.That's how fast they were going, was 35 leaves per second.You know, on the Artemis II rocket?Shout out, by the way.

What an incredible feat of human ingenuity.Reminds you what it could all be about, instead of all the bullshit, you know?Yeah, I should - I should tap into my pile.You know what?Maybe that's what the rake is better for.

Look, and I don't want you having played this and then you're like, you should have got the rake upgrade earlier if he'd actually did this, this, and this, he would avoid a lot of headaches.LAW!It's about learning as we do.Maybe I'll get better.Maybe I won't.Judgment is not the fucking answer.

Help.Love.Care.Guidance.With these four nations combined.

Like, just help a guy out every now and then.Stop judging.Stop admonishing.Stop being just a little bitch.No one likes it.Everyone hates you.

Okay.Time to throw my four sacks in.Getting ice.10 dollarydoos.

All right, is max.Let's crank this bitch out.Let's see what this can do.What are we hitting, like 40 leaves per second?

Bro.This is why, like, this is just in the background of, like, Ghost of Yotei.All those fucking leaves that are blowing around in that game.There's just some guy chasing after you, picking them all up.Okay, let's unlock you.How much did I get for that?

Like, I sucked up a bunch of leaves.I got, like, 40 cent for that.Is that 50 cents?40 cent?He also has a cousin that's called $2, and everyone's like, damn.Why can't you be more like him?

Can I get a basketball out here?I gotta show LeBron my mad ups!

This is nice.Even if it's not the most efficient way of doing it, it's my - it's the most fun way of doing it to me.Like, this is what I wish Power Wash Sim was.I play Power Wash Sim, and it's supposed to be, like, fun, and relaxing, and cool.500 leaves into tie bags.Oh, 5 ,000.

Jesus.

Um, but whenever I play Power Wash Sim, I just get annoyed!Oh, fuck.

Can I be on the team?Man!You know you need me!Okay.Sweep radius or stickiness?What are the lengths I'm not too worried about?

Unless, I mean, are we talking like a fucking six meter long pole?And I'm just out here like, sipping on a bevy while I'm fucking raking from across the planet?

What is this?Hit the basket with everything you can.Dump a leaf bag from an impressive distance.Oh, can I get money if I do that?this shit?

I just need one bag.So I did four meters away, which was what, like there?Okay.This should be about 15 meters away, right?Or more.Like at least 15 away.

I can do that.But if it's just to be like, oh, congrats, you did it.Here's a postcard.I don't care.Like I want - That was fucking pathetic.How am I supposed to throw that far?

Okay, this might actually pose a problem.I don't even know if you can throw that far.

Wait, maybe if I get a running start.

Oh, yeah, the physics of this bitch.Here we go.All right, I'm ready now.All right, I overshot it that time.Here we go.Close!

That was close.That was close.Okay.Everybody, watch this.Watch this.Here we go.

Here we go.

God, I lost my sponsorship with Nike for that one.

I got it.I got it.I got it.

Half court?I need it.I need it so bad.I want it so bad.That was 11 meters here?Oh, fuck.

Okay.let's get leaf stickiness.It's fucking stupid.I hate it.Maybe it's better when there's more leaves around.Maybe it's radius that I should be getting.

So I'm like taking the whole court.How much is it for radius?675.I just need a couple more.

Make that much of a difference.

You know what?Fuck this.I need my - I need my half court shot.I need to know what that's gonna get me.Okay, I can move faster now.Awesome.

This is like Skyrim, like the more I'm walking around, the more I can walk around.

It's basically Skyrim's entire upgrade system.The more I, like, archer, the more I can archer.

You know what, it fucking rolls.Every time you fire a shot and you're like, is the thing gonna pop up and then it doesn't, you feel so good about it.Love that.It's really cool, like.This is just getting absurd.I have made an absolute mess out of being able to do this.

Wait, am I 15 % done?Or is that just 15 % on upgrades?Yeah, DAP ME UP!Maybe I'm going at it from like the wrong angle.Maybe I should like...Is that it?

It's still 11 meters.Fuck.11 meters is here, huh?So like what?Maybe like 12 over here?Like fucking here?

Alright, you're taking the piss.There's just no way.No one's able to do it.It's actually just put in there to make people feel bad about themselves.Oh my god.

Can you just fucking drag the leaves, please?Can you?Can you do it?Can you narrow?Can you narrow?Can I upgrade the fucking outlets?

Inlets?Dicklets?

It's just faster to do this, and it makes me want to pull out my pubes less.Nice.

We're going to the garage, baby.We're - oh, we're going.

Open that shit up.Open the pit.Give me all the advantage I can get.

Open forever now?We're gonna have to fucking dunk.

Practice shot, practice shot, warm up.I've got Fiddler's Elbow.I can't do it well.

Okay, a little short on that one.It looked like it was going to the moon and back, but whatever.

Alright, I'm gonna end up throwing my ball into the fucking neighbor's yard and they don't have anything to play with.Can you just go in?Like, what was that about?Hit the basket with everything you can.I don't know what that means.Hard bag tying abilities, sprint and crouch abilities.

Okay, dump a leaf bag from an impressive - fuck off.Hit the basket with everything you got.Like, that's everything I have, man.Jump into a big leaf pile.Collect mysterious photos.There's one right there.

It's a fucking fox in a wheel, innit?What's through here?Oh, mother of God.Oh my God, there's not more in there, is there?Oh my God, I can see - there's so many fucking leaves in there.

Oh my God, it's in the fucking basement!Hey, what's up?Jesus Christ.Subject one.That's clever.Can I just like find a bag of cash somewhere or something?

Are you an inlet?If I unlock you?I'm gonna trust that's an inlet and I'm gonna get to unlock it eventually.Okay.I'm getting ahead of myself.I'm getting ahead of myself and I'm not happy about it.

Okay.Okay.Now I see.Now I see.It's much better when you got the pile.When you just got that like fucking minuscule little amount.

Bullshit.But when you got the pile, life gets better.I'm starting to feel it now.Oh, it's starting to hit critical mass.This is gonna be good.This is gonna be real fucking good.

I don't know if I'm ready.I think I might pass out when this happens.You know, before you're getting blood taken and you, like, it's not that, like,blood taken is so easy It's not that bad, but you've built it up into your head that you're probably gonna faint now I feel like that's what this is gonna be like I've built it up into my head that I'm like this is gonna be fun But it's gonna be better than I thought and I might just okay.It's actually fucking miles away So much better to just get the other one It's okay.Give me time.

It gives me time.Give me time to get ready to prepare to mentally prepare here we go This is nice.This is nice You know, I'll bring the kids out for a Sunday drive, rake up some leaves.This is what it's all about.I think this might be why I was put on this earth.Fuck a Bloodborne movie.

Why don't we just do a Leaf movie?Oh, yeah.Oh, yeah.

I got lightheaded.Everything went into my penis, and I - I just saw red.I whited out.That's so awesome.

Okay, here you go.

Black leaves.$7 .50.I have $22.Two upgrades.

Oh wait, you were $6, right?Let's, um, let's pick up a bunch more.and get - This should be enough for - I forgot I can sprint.WHA - Handle length.No.We must get inlet.

Okay, handle length might actually be a better upgrade than I'm thinking.

No shack leaves!That rules!That rules!

What can I get?I can max out that or sweep radius.Fuck.Stickiness.And handle length.Yeah.

It's good.It's making me feel good.I don't think I'll ever use my hands ever again.Okay, let's - let's bring these from, like, downtown.This is gonna be fucking sick!

Oh, it has begun.It has started.Oh, being able to see them go in is so cool as well!IT FEELS AWESOME!How much is the sweep radius?12?

25?

Yeah, now we're cookin'.Now we're fuckin' cookin', lads!Okay, I start pulling in from over here.Yes.Yes!

Okay, this fuckin' - It's slowing me down!There's a picture!You fuckin' launched off that?What the hell?Wha - what the - rake?

Rake me, daddy!Mmm.No.No, I didn't like that.No, don't rake me, please.I didn't - I didn't like that.

Take it back.Okay, I have the little card things now.If I could just find like a bit of money in the middle like a seven dollar pile or something like that But I get it.I have to work for it.This is on me I can't tell you how much better my day has gotten now that I started playing this game And you know what rake pretty bullshit in the beginning, but honestly after a while.That's just slap.

Oh my god I'm almost maxed out because it kind of doesn't feel like it's maxing out if you know what I mean Like it's good, but it's not like holy shit.This iscompletely different.Wait, is there another inlet somewhere that I'm missing?Oh my god, there's another bin here.I didn't even see that.

I hope that that vent in the fucking thing is a - is - is a inlet.I can't even speak.Here we go.Here we go.Nice and clean.Nice and clean.

What's on the stairs is the basement's problem.That's not my problem.I'm not here to fix that.Can't fix everyone's problems.Sometimes they have to learn on their own.Yep.

Oh, yep.Can't wait until I have a leaf blower and I don't have to fucking wonder if I'm going in the right direction ever.

Yes!

$13?What am I, a fucking child getting money from my grandparents?I need that $50, man. I need it.

I'm jonesing for money.I mean, 14's nothing to shake your dick at, but I want more.

Is there a new game plus in this?Can I start the game again and use the leaf blower right from the beginning?Because if I can, I might turn this into a double length video.Just do the whole fucking thing again, or at least like try it out.

Yep.Yep.

That's what we're doing.Okay, the rest I'll pick up by hand.Like the Leaf Ninja that I am.Crouch ability?Why do I need a crouch ability exactly?Get in here?

Option four.

Okay, I actually don't know how I unlock new areas.It's not a punch, it's a grab.

Is there somewhere to crouch that I'm not seeing?

Oh, maybe I don't.Oh, I have the jump ability.What the fuck?There's just no way, right?There's no way I have to get the leaves from the basement out of the basement up into here.

It'd be pure torture.

Oh, that looks so satisfying though, doesn't it?Because if that's the case, like, why don't I just do this?I don't trust it.Can I even rake leaves up?They're stuck here.

Can I unlock you?Where the inlet at?

Nice.Are you unlocked now?Bullshit.I'm back to square one.Playing off bags and fucking throwing them out.That would go in.

Okay, taking the wind out of my sails now.Don't get me wrong, it's fun.It's just, I'm in like the low period of my life now.

Hit the target, but what else?

I'm gonna be seeing fucking yellow and green and orange in my dreams tonight.

Wait, it says basement 30%.

So what happens if I get past that part?Will that unlock then?Time to find out, amigos.Okay, just tie off bags.We don't, we don't need.Wait, is 10 % a bag?

Like if I get to 500, am I at 50 %?

Okay, that was just to get more money, which I mean cool and all but it's gonna be a while until I had fucking $50 guys am I dumb is there a faster way of doing this is there a better way of Basementing that I'm not aware of like I'm starting to lose it just a little bit.

You're mocking me aren't you?Oh, I see you.I see you.There's something hidden here.There's somethingaround here that I'm not aware of.

Everyone's laughing at me.Jump into a big pile of leaves.61 out of a thousand.Oh, do I have to make the pile myself?One at a time, as my mom likes to say.Dude, no one fucking cares about your mom.

Shut up.Okay, that's maxed out now.I know I just got rid of a whole bunch of money, but it does feel good to - Oh, yeah.You forget what you had until it's gone, and then when you come back, it's - it's fucking glorious.Maybe if I had the leaf blower, I could blow them out of the garret - or out of the basement.Let's at least just put them all in one big pile.

Right here at the entrance.Okay, I jumped into a big pile of leaves.How many leaves is that?100 leaves?Whoa.It's not even one bag though, is it?

It's not really one bag though, is it, really?When you think about it.Nice.That's a bag right there.

Wait, did I unlock the shed roof?Is that what I'm seeing down there, or is that what I'm working towards?Hey, job's not finished in here.Wait, didn't it say that that was - that pile I jumped into was 300 out of a thousand?

But my bags hold 500, and I've gone through Like three or four bags on this one pile.Maybe I just, it's too close to the steps, so it didn't count.

Good, if that's the case, it works.have had it right there are so many leaves I didn't know I could do that impression I've gotta bust that one out at the next big meeting just gotta ice there we go shed roof oh the roof the roof the roof is on the shed we don't give a fuck shed woo squee this is the problem for sure can I pull them down yeah we're gonna have to get these off the roof they're gonna have to go back into the yard cuz there's an inlet over there and Daddy wants his happy juice, so.Oh, look at them fall blissfully!Pretty satisfying, that's cool.What if just, like, there should be passive income.

Like leaves falling from the sky that happen to land in an inlet and then I get rich off of it.I want to get rich off the exploits of Mother Earth.I want to make Mother Earth work for me.Look, if every other jackass in the world is allowed to do it, why not me?

What's life for Jackaboy?Okay.Shit, roof's clear.

Hey, where are you?I don't know if this is the most efficient use of my time, or if just tying it all into bags from the roomand throwing it across would have been way faster, but I'm in it now, and I'm too fucking embarrassed to admit that I might be wrong.Okay, we're going in the right direction.What am I unlocking next?And when you say move speed, do you just mean like me moving around speed?

It gets faster?Because I would really like it if my - if my raking got faster.Okay, I'm close to $50.Once I get that leaf blower, it might be all over.Nice!Okay, now we got to do this area.

Off the ladder!

Jesus Christ, what is with these guys and their fucking ladders, huh?

Gimme these.Is it faster to just pick them up in here?Ooh, that's the question that science might not be ready to answer.This might be stuff that mankind's just not meant to know.Ooh, I got a nice little ball going on here.Oh, yeah.

Okay, I just need six dollars.

Six dollars for daddy?Six big ones for the boy?Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho Oh Airstream with power airspeed they're like this let me in let me in $10 for an inlet you must be kidding

having a bubble bath, mate.

Fuck.Oh, fuck.This is epic!Actually, this is really fucking annoying.I'm gonna lose it!No, I'm not.

I'm gonna jerk it.Oh, fuck.Get into the corner.Get into the corner.Blow that shit over there.

Okay, I actually need to accrue $10 first.How are you gonna be able to do much without an inlet, am I?I'm gonna say blow them all back out that way.Is such a thing even possible?

She a little unwieldy, but that's fine.I'll take it.

I'll take it because it's all gonna be worth it once you see how much fucking money I get out of this.

The game could barely keep up.Did you see how the framerate fucking tanked?It's the power of the leaf blower, baby.It's a game about picking up leaves.Of course leaf blower is going to be the god in this world.No one better.

Okay, trying to understand the physics of air right now.You guys wouldn't even understand.And then, you know, help each other out.Okay, ten dollars for this.

Boom.Which when you think about it, it's actually just like,$8 .64 for it.Holy fuck this thing can't keep up.I've never been happier!Ever!

Oh, a swimming pool.Oh, there's a big inlet in the middle of it.How much does it get you?$15.Okay, I can get that.You gotta spend money to make money.

It's not enough yet.Okay, so cool.Um, oh dude, I'm blowing everything into the fucking swimming pool.Okay, let's get these out of the corner, so we have a good runway.

Oh, I'm so excited for this!This is gonna be so fun!

Take it all away from the edges.Get down off there.Aw, I have friends coming over for glasses of rosé and filet steaks.You wouldn't understand.You're too poor to understand.

You don't have my fucking leaf -blowing empire.Your new empire?

Yep.Yep.Yep.It's all going to the pool, baby.Okay, I need some upgrades for this first.Like, hit me - hit me with a little cash.

Make me a little liquid for a second.I need to get some assets.$10, $28, $15.Do I dare?

That was good.I need a cigarette after that one.Okay, power or spread?

Which is better?Power.It's in the name.Power is always better.Yeah, made the right choice.I made the right choice.

I'm on the right side of leaf blowing history right now.Fucking tables piss me off though.

Holy fuck.Little annoying.Just a little bit though.

Not fully yet, but just a little.Okay, greenhouse is what I'm unlocking next.

This fucking game is way bigger than I thought it was.Holy baloney.

When I said baloneya in a Sally Face video, And people were like, why is he saying it that way?Why isn't he saying baloney?And then all the Americans found out that they're like the only ones who say it that way.And I actually don't know why, because how you would actually pronounce it as baloney.Isn't that how - wait.Does weird Al say baloney or baloney?

I can't remember because he's the one who's right and all the rest of us are wrong.Just about anything in life.It's just how weird Al is.Now I know why I need to crouch.To get these little stragglers.Oh, so annoying.

Let's focus on what I can control and not what I can't.It's a lesson in life for you there.Now, I know we haven't gotten money in a while, but it's all building.Once we start getting this into the pool, this is gonna really start popping off for us.We're gonna make our money work for us.

See, you got a little taster of it there.29 cents!

Now, I imagine that is $250.Not so funny anymore, is it?You wouldn't download a leaf.I like how they say that, like, you wouldn't download a car.It's like, yeah, I would.Are you fucking kidding me?

Downloading a car back then was as easy as downloading fucking music?

Of course I'd download a car.Everyone would.You're stupid.Shut up.You're stupid shut up.I don't like you.

I'm leaving now.Okay.It's a little messy still We have some stragglers still left over, but that's fine.Okay, big sweep big one coming in We're all over here get you guys over there as well.Yeah.Yeah.

Yeah.Oh, yeah, that's looking good Everybody in the pool.It's summertime and we're all having fun.How much do we think is here like?$15 ,000 I don't think I'm ready for the amount of money.

I'm about to get oh YeahOh, oh, oh, yeah.Leave a button!

Airstream width, I definitely need.Oh, way better.The man said as he observed his placebo.This guy wants to climb ladders so fucking badly, and I'm not letting him.Hold on.Here comes fun!

Everyone loves that.Everyone loves it when I do that.Whenever I show up and I say, here comes fun, and I hit the ball, everyone really likes that.You guys need to get away from the wall.Just get it away from the wall.It's gonna explode.

If you're near the wall for too long, you're gonna get herpes and you're gonna die.It's better if you get away from the wall, honestly.You're gonna want to get away from the wall.Okay, $20.Power, air spread.What's the difference between air spread and airstream width?

Increases blowing area of effect.Improves the leaf blower's precision.

Pusset each other?Doesn't one spread it wide and the other one's cinching it in?Fuck you, me!Yeah!Wish I could improve the fucking inlet's suckability!

Oh, and now I'm getting more per leaf.

The inlet.This inlet's bullshit!

It is nice seeing a - an empty swimming pool, though, come to life.I kind of made a mess of it there, didn't I?Oh my god, these are so expensive.Like, by the end of it, I'm gonna have all the leaves done, and I'm gonna have all this fucking money spent on gear and assets, but I'm gonna have none for myself.

I'm not gonna be able to afford dinner, but I do sure do have a nice leaf blower.I want that!It doesn't buy happiness, but it sure does pave the fucking way to it in gold.Okay, get out of the corner.Get away.Get out of it.

Come here to me.Come here to me now.

How many times have I fucking heard that growing up?Come here to me now, young fella.Is the edge of the swimming pool counted as the grill area or the swimming pool?Swimming pool.I called it the edge of the swimming pool.It's in the name, man.

It's pretty obvious what it belongs to.If there's ever anybody in your life where they're like, oh man, I don't know if I could play a game and talk at the same time.Like, I don't know if I'm able to do that.Just show them this video and you'll realize like, oh, there's no talent required, man.You just say shit.And people are like, that's really funny, man.

Okay, where am I heading?Back up here.Let's just do these with my hand because it's gonna be difficult.I need like leaf senses.I need to be able to sniff them out.You know, hit - hit like tab and see where the leaves are, like power wash.

Nah, I don't.They stand out.Let's get all of the ones up here.Here comes fun!You gotta - you gotta give them one every now and then.Makes them really happy when you do that.

I just realized though, if I'm - Pulling leaves away from the wall again.They're all going back into my nice clean pool.That upsets me.

Oh, it's coming out in disgusting form.It upset me that much.

I'm like, you know, have you ever seen the Jinx?Robert Durst gets caught for killing his friends or whatever.Well, if you haven't seen it, I've just spoiled it.He starts burping.He's like, kill them all, of course, at the burping.God, what a fucking powerful documentary.

Still the best documentary there ever was.In - in that, like, genre.I mean, don't get me wrong, there's a lot of really good ones, but that one just - holy fuck.

Okay, everybody's kind of away from the wall.Good job.But this isn't a fire assembly point.Everybody get away.Everybody into the middle.Be friends.

Do we - do we know each other's home trees?Like talk about where you came from.I came from an oak.Very good!I'm a sycamore!Nice!

Actually, there's no sycamore leaves in this.

Here comes FUN!

While I'm out here working, everyone's partying.Mai tai's by the water, of which there is none because the pool is empty.

Okay, grill area is about to be done.There's some grill leaves in the middle of this.They're getting a bit mixed up in the sauce here, but that's okay.Little intermingling.Everyone's having fun.Leaf going ho!

I'm overshooting it a tiny bit.I need to - I just have a happy trigger finger.Nice.What I have left though is the leaf blower, right?I don't need to save up for anything else.Just upgrades for it.

And you know what?We'll finish a little bit off by hand.No, we won't.Go fuck yourself.It's what the game basically said.

I did - I got the pool and - Wait, the grill's not done?Is there a fucking leaf knocking around here somewhere?That count as it?

Oh no, that's the greenhouse area.So where's the little leaves around here that aren't leafing?Sick.That was nice.Oh, there it is.

Nice!I got $15.Okay, $45 .94.

Heck yeah.See, there's no gap.I mean, there's a gap here, but it's not in a question mark.Jesus.Is that gonna be the joke of the game that by the end, I don't actually make any money?I've just spent it all as I'm making it?

That would be sad.I don't want that.Okay, move along now.There's an inlet somewhere down here calling your name.I wish, like, I wish it had, like, proper physics.Like, if in real life, if you blew against the wall, it would, like, go down and bounce back and shit, but no.

We're video games.We're not real life.Actually, this is pretty good.This is better than good.This is fine.$20 -y dudes.

Where am I going?Oh, sweet Jesus.Hello!If you move, I will shit myself.Can I get back out here now?Yeah.

Yeah.Is that how I get in the house?Ooh, that might be how I get in the house.I'm just gonna knock this.

But there must be a - Like, how am I gonna get $20?I need $15.If I do it in bags, I get - What was it?$2 .50?$6?How much did I get for a bag?

That'll take forever.I gotta blow these leaves around somewhere else.Yeah, it's only like $2 .50 a bag.

I'm gonna have to bring it all the way back out to the pool again, am I?You know what?Screw this inlet, because we're gonna end up spending $20 on this one only to then spend $25 on the next one.We're bypassing this one.We're gonna bypass this, save some money.It's a lesson to be like, don't make your job easier if you actually - Oh, nice!

If you actually just picked up everything with your hands, you would have saved all your money.And you would have been able to buy new shoes for school.That's assuming if I'm a child doing this, trying to make extra pocket change.Which for some reason I thought I was.But now I'm like, maybe I'm just an adult.And this is just - I'm just a gardener.

This changes the context completely, doesn't it?Nice, fun.I'm gonna have way too many leaves in one area, dude.You're not ready for this.Oh my god.See, I'm gonna have to get some sort of like $25 worth of leaves back out into that area.

I mean, it's not exactly impossible to do, is it?Wait, what am I getting?

Upgrade strength.And I can throw bags further!I...

Okay, let's make one more bag of leaves.In fact, let's make two just in case I fuck it up.Because eventually I'm gonna run out of bags.But if I get 10 % extra strength, I'm gonna be able to throw from further and then I'm gonna be able to get the 15 meter thing.Wait, does this count as a thousand leaves pile?367.

Guys, I don't get it.Yeah, whatever.Who fucking cares?I'm here to pick up leaves, not stand in them.If I get enough strength, I'll be able to throw a bag across the house.Um, make one more.

Room for error and all that, because let's - let's admit it.I'm a very erroneous type of person.Okay, now we can get to blowing again.Oh, go this way.Nice.Yeah, we back.

Back in the most relaxing time of our lives.So I don't know how many of the leaves here now are part of that maze area.Because I got rid of everything that was there.I can't tell.They're all the same.All these leaves.

Can you tell the difference?I can't.Oh, if that inlet was working, that'd be fucking money right now, bud.You know what?It's fine.It's fine.

I'm actually not worried about it.I'm not sad about it at all.Yeah, this is working well.Leaf blower is fucking sick.

Is there a ladder here?Oh, I kept fucking jumping up on something.

I don't need everything out there.If I blow everything out here, then I won't even need the fucking inlet.Ah, secret room.If I do the greenhouse, I get secret room, which I'm assuming is the thing in the basement.God, this is taking forever.Okay, close those.

This is interesting that the force of blowing with the leaf blower actually blows the door closed.It's kind of cool.

That's fucking - Holy shit!It was way crazier than I thought it was!There's so many more leaves here than I thought!Fuck!Jesus Christ!

Yeah, that rules.Okay, they can't stay up there, right?It falls back down?Okay, thank God.That would have been a huge problem for me.

Wait, why aren't you guys going in?You're so fucking close!to that vent.Come on now.Stop taking the piss.

Precision my ass.Excellent.Excellent.Okay.Yeah, get the most expensive shit out of the way first.I feel like that'll pay dividends.

You guys need to close.

Need you anymore.No, I don't need you anymore.

You guys should sing that karaoke.It's really fun.People would be like, dude, we have been since it came out.Oh, the maze is 99 .9 % done.Upgraded strength.Oh wait.

give higher bonuses.I don't think that that was what I thought it was gonna be.Is it getting darker?That was close, wasn't it?Ugh.Okay, there's - there's a moment where it's too high that you can't.

You can't throw it when it's too high.You need to kind of have it low.

Whenever I'm throwing it that way, I'm like, oh, that's easy.Can I jump and throw?Would that help?Oh, yeah.Oh, Jesus.That completely changes the game.

Also little flickskies.

Oh, jumping just - you can throw it from fucking miles away.First fucking try then when I figured that shit out.Nice.

Let's do it again.Easy.And watch.

That wasn't even close.

That second one was nuts though, wasn't it?That was so cool.Alright, there should be a - Good lord.

There should be a picture around here somewhere.If I have a little picture hiding out somewhere here, where would it be?On you?Unless there's two in the greenhouse.Hello?Wait, there's no inlet in here?

Oh no.We have a job on our hands, folks.It's not too bad though.Get everything off this back wall and we're good.

Yeah, oh, yeah the door everybody out.This is a private party.Ooh See how I kind of like coerce those ones.Yeah, I'm picking it up.

I'm getting it starting to figure out the moves Okay, now close you you brought some leaves with you.Don't like that.Don't like that at all.

Okay clear the path This is gonna be monskies in the book.Yeah, nice Max that bitch which I can blow now You wish you could blow as good as I do And then getting all the other upgrades is gonna be so easy because there's so much cheaper And it makes you feel like you're getting more faster $25

Okay, that is not nearly as much as I thought I had in the pot.It smells like single little leaves every now and then.It's fucking driving me mad.

Deeker room coming up.We're 78 % done in here.

That's not too bad at all.I'm quite proud of the work we've put in here today.And yes, I said us.

We.Because this has been a team effort, folks.

It's not just me. I might be the one doing the blowing, but together, I may be the one doing the blowing, and I may be the one getting all the money, and I'm getting all the glory and credit for it, but it's a team effort.Yeah, maxed out everything.Everybody in.Okay, all over there, Don.All over there.Oh, you guys.

Thought you could sneak away, huh?Not today.I am the blower and I will find you.Go through that gap.Dude, this is so funny.You could so easily add new levels to this game.

I would love that.

I would play so many more versions of this game, so many more levels.Get a couple of new upgrades.That'd be so fun.

Upload too hard, because you'll overshoot it a little bit like this.Maybe take out the rake now.Get a bit more precision going.I'm good at my job now, before I was so foolish!And now, I'm a maxed out man of legend.Okay, I still don't see any more mysterious pictures around here.

Are there any in here?Are you in the watering can?Maybe there's just some in the secret room.Hold on, I gotta dump the leaves that are in this bag.Nice.

What's in here?

Is there gonna be leaves inside?Or am I done?Oh my god, we're not going into the house.We're going way under it.My secret leaf lair.

Hello?Where the fuck am I going?

Oh my god.DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Hit the basket with everything you can.I don't know what that means.Did these do something?These are gonna be buttons that did something after a while.Secret pictures!

That's all I really want now, is to finish those off.Maybe I can get on the roof.Pictures, pictures, pictures.I haven't seen one in ages.

Huh.Huh.Well.gonna have to goggle this.

What is this?Leave it alone?No way.Wait, did I get that one?Maybe I did.Oh, I didn't.

God damn.Oh, I thought these were foxes at first.They're squirrels.That makes sense.Okay, court.Garage you got.

Swings.Yeah, I got that one.Basement, yeah.Greenhouse.

Oh, no fucking way.I even looked around you.Cheeky.

Wow.Okay, got all those.Hit the basket with everything you can.Like, can I just not do this one now?Because that would suck.Well, I can't do some of them, because I don't have leaves left over, so I can't do that.

But also you're supposed to, like, throw the different types of balls into this, as well as a bag of leaves, I think.Oh, whoops, wrong button.Let me see.So we have that ball, we have this ball, and the basketball.Basketball counts, because I already did it.But this I can't even, like, pick up.

It only stays on the ground.Do I have to get it in?Oh, yeah, and then the last one is I have to throw a bag of leaves in it But I can't do that now.

Do I have to start over?

I'm fighting Gwyn again.Damn, because I won't be able to get a whole big pile of a thousand leaves That'll just take too long.

Damn.

And to get a bag of leaves?Well, I guess I could throw that now and finish that one, but the big pile of leaves I won't be able to do unless - oh, I fucking reset everything anyway.

All right.

Well, that was Leaf It Alone.It was very fun.I had a great time doing that.I would play any version of a type of game like this because It's just therapeutic.It's fun.It's such a YouTube type of game to do.

That was excellent.Only thing I wish is that I could do New Game+.I wish I could start this area again and like blow the leaves around in here because I never got to do that in this section, but ah, whatever.

Thanks for watching!If there's any more games like this or digging a hole or anything in this sort of genre of...

I don't know what you would even call this.Satisfying cleanup game?That's not like Power Wash Sim or Crime Scene Cleaner.or anything like that like this exact type of thing where you get like the upgrade and you blow more and a bigger number and well I want to play them.Anyway, thank you for watching.I'll see you in the next one