A Gentlemen’s Dispute

The lampshade has saved my life Stop stop everybody stop

Gentlemen welcome

To my battlegrounds. I've constructed this. Me and my family have handed this down from generations. Again, ignore my name.

It's quite the arena old sport.

Fantastic, great. Why would you do that? What is this fierce tournament?

I'm about to bop your head off.

Oh goodness!

It has kicked off quite aggressively more than I was- Get away from me.

I say, what are you doing with that? It is kicked off quite aggressively more than I was- Oh dear. Get away from me. Mm-hmm. Get- T-

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I say, what are you doing with that?

T-

Don't worry about it.

T-

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I request a meeting of the gentlemen at the top of the stairs, please.

On the way.

T- T-

I'm sorry I'm late.

Oh, how did- Put the landmine down. Yeah, that wasn't me that was here. What is this?

The next phase of my factory has come into effect, please make your way up the stairs gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen Gentlemen Gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen, it is rather What met me at a very Chinese time in my life.

Man, what do we do, bro?

I say retaliate on him, Sir Ducky.

And I shall say, it's more like a cannon. Come here, Mr. Fiddlesticks.

I'm a cruel mistress.

Come here. Stay still.

You are moving too quickly.

Dude, dude. He's gonna hit me.

I knocked him over. Hit him.

Apologies. I'm coming to hit Docky with a boxing glove.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

What are you holding, good sir? What are you holding good sir, what are you holding the Christmas ornament for my wife? Thank God I got away before that question cuz we do some fucked up Us high society is all about this kind of shit, you know?

Sir Smithers, there seems to be a package on the stairs over yonder. Do you mind investigating?

Tael, why are we just getting hit by everything?

That's not a package, that's a-

Do you mind investigating? I'm not sure what's on the ground over there.

I'd need you to take a look at it for me. Please look a little bit closer and report back to me your findings.

Oh, I didn't even get to- you suck!

That's not you.

I immediately targeted him.

Freeze. I have fire.

I'm trying to steal from the rich and give to the poor.

AY! You like my bandana? You like my bandana? You like my bandana? You like my bandana?

You like my bandana? You like my bandana? You like my bandana?

I have somehow missed that. That's insane. I'm going to cut you up with a chainsaw instead.

Alright, no that's not just the handle. That was really embarrassing.

Dude, I aimed it right at you with the crosshair and it just went right past you. It appears you're on 1 HP, Old Spork.

Yes.

No.

The bags, just trying to- look at the bags, trying to move them, dude. Watch, you just get slowly pushed by it.

Cannot run over.

Has anybody seen my daughter? I cannot- Kill that man. I Come here Finally this is the rich person of the waffle house fantastic. We are finally here gentlemen watch out for that it's gonna hit you again welcome to the rich person's waffle house gentlemen pancake palace come on in just like just break the door we can pay for it later great by this whole why would you break the counter though the They don't need this

Put some pancakes on the grills a lot pancakes back there now

The lampshade has saved my life I Oh my- oh goodness gracious How serious of a fortunate event I say I'm going upstairs! Only the rich will be on top of the yacht Gentlemen I request a meeting- is that a- Gentlemen we must speak about the nonsense that has gone on within this- within- within this gentlemen's secrecy club Please put your weapons away I'm trying to just pop champagne for us. Okay. Why is that? You deserve supplemental punishment for that you have gone against the leader gentleman in secrecy club and you will be punished yes good luck that's not gonna get it good work the casino calls so be we must go there I brought my friend here to play hold on

one second it's very antique let's play I apologize there's another table. It's broken, too I have taken refuge on the front of the ship and I will not be harassed you will You will by me and my daughter You your baby just got eaten by a shark, bro We should actually have a genuine meeting at the table No, there's another table don't worry And that one's broken as well. Okay, great. This place is going to shit. Where's the other one?

Okay, it's broken as well.

Great. Alright, it looks like we'll have to have a meeting at the double table. Come to the double table. Gentlemen, since our large table has been destroyed, multiple, we have decided to use this as for our dispute going forward. Now does anyone have anything to say about the gentleman?

No. What is this? Going forward now. Does anyone have anything to say about the gentleman? No Can't get one word in a word god damn it Very good

Not as good as the champagne but quite the same hit Feel fine, okay, so we drop the RP you're scaring me, please

See, it's just me and you good sir Smithers I say we settle this with a good old-fashioned slap fight that paces

Let's just realize for the slap fight so it's a run back to each

Don't just slap you still a young lad looking at me that way

Okay, I'd rather keep it upset to slap you silly you're glad looking at me that way Oh my god

Let's keep this one for Steve gentlemen, I know that we can have peace in the gardens goodness gracious. Could you not cover to slap you? How dare you gentlemen enough enough of this Tom's jewelry?

To the moon, oh, I guess I'm coming back on Fantastic skeet shooting just like I ordered great

Alright ten paces back to back come on yes, what about things

One two

What the hell come over here you son of a bitch. Oh God! Eat some banana, you piece of garbage! This is embarrassing! I'm powering up my fist, old sport. Open wide.

Where'd you go? He disappeared in like one frame!

Allow me to aim this at my friends. I'm going to aim it at you. I'm going to aim it at you.

I'm going to aim it at you.

I'm going to aim it at you. I Need to aim this at my friends Yeah, what are you gonna do with that? You must stop, you must stop, you must stop. You must reveal, you must reveal. You must be blind against the light.

You must let me go.

You leave it!

Stop it, this is instant!

You!

Come here! You!

You!

You! No!

You think it's going to save your life, boy? You think that baseball bat's gonna save your life? I say die! No! Just die already!

You think it's going to save your life, boy? You think that baseball bat-

OOOOH! OOOOH! OOOOH!

Because it didn't need to save his life, old friend.

No!

Goodbye!

You got to win!

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Doki de Lumiere? Doki de la Lumiere! He wasn kidding. He's has a whole new persona. He's French now

Let's kill the French guy

Why you hate the French? You hate the French.

Jesus Christ.

I know not of what's happening. All I know is I've taken an infinite number of damage points.

You're dead.

No. Didn't ask.

Did not acquire acquire good sir

Gentlemen my honor has been besmirched I require no this

No, no, he's going to fuck me in the corner he's doing it right now he's fucking me and could release me this instant I require another 1v1

you will have a 1v1 with me sir if you keep up that behavior Oh Oh Oh

That's a good card to the one you're picking right there. You had a chance to win the round immediately? Yeah.

I've never seen it actually work.

Here's the moment, there it is.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

That's insane. That's insane.

That's insane.

That's insane. Oh Hello, I don't have anything did you protect me don't worry about it. I have a plan to go fishing with me

Let's play tower defense. Oh

Okay. Oh shit. We get to stop them from coming up here. It's a good idea. By the way, I lied. I did have one. Oh

Cool. Well now I can totally trust you. There he is! Oh a combo!

Oh no! My teammate!

Would you like to team up with the coalition? Of course. Fantastic. Are you spawning weapons for us?

I would like to but I don't have the perk.

Here, I will slap you into the water.

Fits, take him out.

You have betrayed us! In the cannon you go! That's Right the time the bomb

You fool come back to that window come back to that window! Come back to that window! Coming. Come here! Dodge!

Sorry the descent took a while. We're still working on the bugs on the jetpack.

Guys, I got the golden ticket again.

Let's see if it works.

No.

Surely not again oh my god I've never seen it Yeah We'll never Release me, I cannot rest this way! Release me! I'm gonna make it more efficient. This doll will never rest.

No!

In a perpetual loop you will stay.

Oh, it disappeared.

No!

Oh, thank god there was not a car there at the moment I was passing by.

Let me jump over the fence.

Stayed over there.

Stayed over there.

Don't come over here.

I do not want to stay on this side of the fence. You stayed over there. You stayed over there. Don't come over. I do not want to stay on this side of the fence.

There he comes!

There's literally had you trapped.

You couldn't do anything there.

Laughter. Music. Music. Music.

Music. You're lucky. Oh

That right you drunken fool

Drunk with a bad I tell you what Look at all this stuff here You're welcome Drunk with a bad I tell you what Look at all this stuff here You're welcome You're welcome