
You know what time it is though, what time is it? This is the same game that my stream crashed on last night. Now look at this. I'm what just happened
wait is this game cursed
wait did it lag for real Yo, Booty O' Jones with the five gifted and Max with the five again, thank you. Type one if I'm good. Somebody said, you know that guy is getting a plane ticket to Arkansas right now. Yes, GG for me, bruh. Not gonna lie. It's over. Yo, Diana with the five. Thank you. Chat, lock in. I'm out of breath from walking, is that bad? Does it say malatang? Yeah, it says malatang. And I speak every language, so in case you didn't know, malatang equals like noodles
or like food of some sort. Not because chat told me, but because I already knew that. Right? You know what I mean? Malatang. Drink. Yo BM with the five gifted thank you. Lock in strings about to crash. You ready, Chad? Prepare yourself for a crash. Are you ready?
Day one.
What's going on? Okay. I'm kidding it didn't actually crash y'all thought it crashed didn't it that was convincing y'all know it was convincing y'all know that was convincing y'allall thought it crashed, didn't it? That was convincing. Y'all know it was convincing. Y'all know that was convincing. Y'all really thought it crashed right there. Y'all know y'all thought it did for real.
Okay, what's going on?
Nah, I'm playing, I ain't gonna do it again.
Ha ha!
Is there an instructions or something on what I gotta do? Uh, is there a light switch in here? It's kinda dark. Was this some grease?
Was that some soda?
Was that a bowl? Was that some milk? Okay, we got all kinds of ingredients in here. What is this? Culinary secret and formula. And formula, what am I talking about?
Yo core with the 10w core with the 10. Thank you. Yo gray with the five. Thank you Super oh, this is what we sell look at the menu. We got look at what we sell Chad. Look at it. We got Super spicy beef meatball instant noodles, tastically explosively spicy river snail rice noodles, then we got some explosively spicy mixed stew. Then we got spicy meatball bash. Sounds good. Them noodles sound good. Hey, how you doing? Can I get you something to eat? I know it's kind of dark in here, but it's real dark in here. Are we in a mall? Oh, we're in a mall
Yo, sophie with the five, thank you sophie with the five Hey
Hi, are you new here? I haven't seen you before. Yeah, it's my first day working here. I was gonna start yesterday, but my stream crashed Yes, I just started oh my goodness that's like the same voice from a bad parenting y'all remember that oh my goodness yes I just started work today yo the gamer girl with the five
thank you.
Can you make the fresh broth beef noodles I'd like one please of course please wait a moment I don't know how to make those I'll try fresh broth wait where's that at wait what did he want? Oh, there's another page. Oh my goodness. There's another page
fresh broth beef noodles
Beef meatball to instant noodles one we sell the instant noodles here lettuce and ham sausage. I sell instant noodles, too
GamerSoups.com. Get you some of this queso's ramen artificial mushroom and beef flavor. It's got a little spice to it so it may not be for everybody. But if you want you a good quality cup noodle that's got a little kick to it and you'll be thinking man that was pretty good go ahead and get you some today yeah I don't like mushroom. Well, nobody likes you either.
So shut up.
Non-plan.
I didn't mean that.
All right, let's make the fresh broth beef noodles real quick. Again, a sir. This is my first day here. So it's going to take a minute while I get my bearing straight. Okay, fresh fresh broth beef noodle. Okay okay let's start off with two meatballs um okay let's start off with a bowl I'm fired.
Sophie with another five. Thank you, Sophie, with another five. Thank you.
Okay, bowl. Okay, bowl there.
Okay, where are the meatballs at? Ham, sausage, beef, meatball. Okay, let's get two beef meatballs on it. Boom, meatball.
Meatball. Put the meatball beef meatballs on it. Boom meatball
Put the meatball There we go. Boom Another meatball. Oh, this is gonna be nasty. Oh, this is gonna be so bad. Where's the instant noodles at instant noodles right there? Instant noodles what else was in these noodles and I'm making right here One lettuce and one ham sausage. All right. Got you right here ham sausage
bop
One lettuce
Bop I don't know what I'm doing.
Am I cooking these right? What else went in there, chat? What else goes in there? That's it. That's it.
Is it done cooking?
Off the floor? Well, it cooks, when it's cooking at that extreme temperature, it burns off all that stuff that hit the floor with it. How do I get him out of there?
This game did not provide me literally any instructions at all on how to cook this stuff. Are we dead serious? I'm about to quit. to I'm going to put the noodles in there already. Oh, no, that's everything. All right, it'll it'll it'll be done cooking in just one minute. Peachy with the five.
Thank you.
What?
Fresh broth.
How do I do this?
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. How do I dump it?
That looks so good! Here you go sir.
Thanks.
You're welcome. I hope you enjoy. You have yourself a safe night. Thank you.
We're good. We're good.
W employee.
Yo, that gamer girl with the 10 again. Thank you. L service too slow. Dude, this is my first day. You got to cut me a break We sell ice cream Strawberry with some chocolate action. Oh my oh, hey, you're in every horror game. How you doing?
Hi, young man. Oh young man. Oh, is that me? Where was that guy before? I don't know. He got fired. I just started working here. He resigned. It's me now. Yo, Daryl with the five. Thank you. OK, you know how to make slimming noodles, right?
Of course I do. Look at me. Please give me a recipe. Of course, please wait a moment. You want some slimming noodles. Let me do that real quick. Sophie with another 10.
Thank you, Sophie, with another 10. Slimming noodles, two lettuce, one instant noodle, two potato chips.
What'd it say?
I already forgot. Two lettuce, one noodle, two chips. Okay. Two lettuce, boom. Boom, okay. One noodle and two chips, right?
Peachy with another 10, thank you. And two things, potato, y'all ever put potato chips in noodles. I don't know about that potato chips and noodles There we go. Let me get you another bowl real quick. Why do they break? Okay, here we go can you put the bowl there Everybody that eats here is gonna die because they're gonna be eating glass shards because these bowls are made out of like clouds
Yo trader with the five and pay the city and Prince with the five Thank You Sophie what another ten Thank You Sophie as well Okay slimming noodles. There we go. Here you are sir, enjoy your slimming noodles. Thank you, this is exactly what I need. You have yourself a good night. Thank you so much.
Chat, we have no more bowls. We have no more bowls. How am I going gonna serve anybody anything? Wait, there's no more bowls actually Okay, nevermind there's a whole cabinet of them we're good they're all gonna break though cuz when you try to grab one look what happens. There we go.
Another customer yet? Where the customers at? We fell off.
I wonder why nobody wants to eat here.
Hey, how you doing?
Wow. Handsome, we have a party.
Would you like to come and play together?
Nah, I'm good.
Thank you though. Sorry, I still have work to do. Oh, that's a pity. Let's add our contact information. I don't have a smartphone. Sorry. Oldest trick in the book. Just say I ain't got a phone. Ha ha ha! Stop pretending, watch out or the flayer will peel your skin off. The flayer?
Oh, okay, forget you then. You don't want to eat nothing? Alright, whatever, you're wasting my time.
You just loitered, you're under arrest! Go come up here flirting while I'm working. I can't, I gotta remain professional, man. You can't come up here flirting while I'm working. I gotta remain professional. Ain't that right, Magic Conch?
Not happening.
Okay. Hey, how you doing? How you doing? Hello, could you please give me a bottle of soda? Okay, wow, that's easy, just a bottle of soda? You mean a can of soda?
We got some cans right here. I can do that for you. Yo, Hey Leaves with the Five, thank you. Thanks. Please wait. Do you know what Flayer is?
It's an urban legend here. Looks like a person, but not human. As if it's not wearing clothes. Is it very dangerous? Yes. Legend has it that it flays the skin
from the handsome and beautiful, devours their flesh, and then dons their skin. Y'all ain't gotta worry about that chat. Y'all good. Yo Iceland with the five gifted, thank you. I'm joking by the way. I'm joking, bro. That's a joke though. He gonna get Chris Redfield though, it's over. I can't let that happen.
But don't worry, these things are probably all fake. Okay, thank you. You have a good one. The flair, huh? The music kind of clean. I like the music in a business. We ain't got no money or we ain't got no. We got no customers.
What are customers at? Is it me? You think it's me? There is no music. Y'all don't hear the music
Do y'all not hear this
You're just lying. Okay, you're just lying y'all hear the music. Yes you do Hey, how you doing, sir? I'd like a bowl of super spicy beef meatball instant noodles, please. Please hurry up. I'm starving. Okay, I'm going to take my sweet time. Super spicy beef. He ordered the biggest thing on the menu and said please hurry up is he serious
Three beef meatballs three of them. Okay. So Chad, do I put this in the red one right here? Three beef meatballs three of them he said and since he wants to be a little Oh, he was actually serious. He was about to starve to death.
Hello, sir.
Could I have a bowl of spicy meatball bash? Oh, by the way, are you new here?
Yes.
Do you know why the person, are you new here? Yes
Do you know why the person in this position resigned before
I'm not quite sure. He seems to have been scared away
Scared away. Yeah
Okay, please wait a moment. What she say spicy meatball bash. Is that what she said?
Spicy meatball bash to beef meatball three pork balls
Okay, let's get the other meatball in there Meatball, and then we need three pork ones as well, but notice on the side. I'll use it later. Here's three pork ones one
Two Yeah, three W employee by the way, but it don't just I need it But I don't just say look at this windmill
You see that that were clean
And then one thing of lettuce. Well, wait, everything here is not noodle based. Wait, what?
Here we go. That's gonna be nasty. I don't know what that is that she ordered. That don't even sound good. Just one second, ma'am, it's almost done. Thank you so much for choosing us.
Thank you.
Spicy meatball bash. You know what? That don't look too bad. That ain't too bad. There you go, thanks. You have yourself a beautiful night, ma'am. Thank you so much
See chat you always stay humble I may own a multi-million dollar water park, but always stay humble and I can still do jobs like this Day two. Let's have a better day today Shout out to whoever restocked the bowls
Yeah Let's have a better day today. Shout out to whoever restocked the bowls. Yup.
Yes, MultiMillion. Hey, how you doing?
Please give me a bowl of mixed sweet instant noodles. Okay, please wait a moment. Mixed sweet instant noodles.
Mixed sweet instant noodles Mixed sweet
Is this a real thing that's a crazy name, thank you for the five gifted So these noodles have two strawberry ice creams, two chocolate ice creams, and instant noodles? I thought we just sold the ice cream- OH MY GOODNESS! Wait, that wasn't supposed to go in there. I thought we were just selling the ice creams like on their own I
Mean hey, you know it is it is what it is I guess It is what it is chat, that's what she wants that's what we're serving customer service always comes first Everything's falling in the floor, this is so nasty. When it cooks it'll burn off all them toxins. Here we go, let me get a bowl ready. Time for one of them to break, guaranteed.
Go ahead and break.
I actually managed to get a bowl without it breaking. No way. Here we go. Mixed sweet instant noodles right here. There you go. Thanks. You have yourself a good night, ma'am. Thank you so much for for shopping here. Chad, would you eat that be honest? Why do you look like queso? I don't know cuz I get that a lot. I don't know. They say that
all the time for some reason I don't know though. Don't ask me. That's just how it goes man. You know some people look similar. You know. Golly where the customers at? Please Please give me a chocolate ice cream. That's the Joker? Wait speaking of the Joker I just realized I got scammed on multiverses. I spent like $300 on skins and multiverses in that game shut down am I getting my money back? Wait a minute. Chocolate ice cream.
Here you go.
Look behind you. Did he just hit me in the... What was that? What was that?
Clip that.
Clip that. What was that? I saw something flash right there above the ice cream cone machine. What was that? Why did he hit me in the face with the ice cream? Broken Clip that
For my computer's trying to dox me. This is why you don't update anything. Yo Trader with the five, thank you.
Did you see it?
Please tell me y'all clipped it. Flash, thank you so much.
W clip. Chocolate ice cream. Did he?
Okay, it must have been a glitch with the door. is actually dude. There's no way I look like this There is no possible way bro, how This is like that mirror effect where you look worse when you're taking a picture yourself with your phone But in the mirror, you actually don't look bad y'all ever do that like you'll go look at yourself in the mirror And you'll be like dude, I actually don't even look that bad
And then you go take a picture of yourself on your phone. You're like, oh my goodness I look like I died two months ago Isabella with the five gifted. Thank you squishy with the ten as well. Thank you squishy with the ten as well That's that mirror effect the phones are lying to you The mirror shows what actually is the phone doesn't really show what is Well first customer of the day no second customer of the day hit us in the face with a chocolate ice cream cone.
Very funny. Could have been worse though, we could have killed us I guess.
We're alright.
We're alright. Hey, how you doing? I remember you from other horror games too. How you doing? Hello sir, one bowl of tastically, taste, one bowl of tasty, explosively spicy
river snail rice noodles, please. I got you coming up right here. Give me, sorry, aren't you afraid to be alone here? Everybody's talking about some psycho flayer who's been cutting the pretty faces off. I ain't gotta worry about that. I'm good This is simply terrifying
It's okay. This is probably fake You go home early, even if there's no so-called flayer girl at night. It's still very dangerous to be alone Thank you, I heard from someone that monster that the monster has already started searching for prey But I'm just too hungry I'll go make you some noodles now after that head home early. Okay. Thanks. What did she want again? What does she want oh
She wanted this action right here. Oh my goodness. There's so much Vermicelli, what's vermicelli one thing of vermicelli? Two things of potato chips. No, there's already ingredients in here
I
Got I got I got a I got a maybe if I overloaded it'll reset what am I doing? Maybe if I put over the amount in there, it'll reset it to zero because I can't put anything dude Why do all the ingredients gotta fly everywhere? This reminds me of kiosk. I remember kiosk that game was good Okay, can this can this reset
How do I get this to reset, okay, there we go
Vermicelli what else to say she wanted it said two things of potato chips y'all like potato chips. I like potato chips
tater chip right there Also Tater chip right there.
Also, tater chip right there, what else?
One pork ball, one ham sausage. There goes a pork ball, Kobe! Pork ball, one thing, a sausage. What else goes in there? One blessing bag.
Boop!
Chat, the floor is clean, okay? The floor is clean. Stop judging me. The floor is clean. Do you understand?
Taste it.
Taste it.
Yep.
Ooh, that looked kind of good. I don't understand. Taste it, taste it, yep.
Ooh, that look kinda good, I'm not gonna lie. Ooh, I want some of that. Here you go, ma'am. Thanks, you have yourself a good night, appreciate you. I just know wait somebody standing there
Who is that Somebody is looking at us from around the corner. Hello Who is that?
Excuse me!
You!
Hey, we gotta keep working, chat. Ma'am, watch out. Ma'am, there is, I think that's the flayer back there. You gotta be careful. I like that fit though, that fit clean. I like that fit.
I want a bottle though that fit clean. I like that fit
I want a bottle of milk. Okay I'm gonna go get the milk and when I come back she's gonna die, huh? Thanks, ma'am be careful There's somebody back there being weird W-fit though not gonna lie Day three Lock in day three.
Am I stuck in here? Okay, nevermind.
Wait, something's different. Chat, it's darker outside than it was. What is this? Well done. Your short term job, job, job. Job, job, job, job, job job job job job job job job job job job just killed half the people in here with that R.I.P.
your short-term job will end in one day. I hope you can be as energetic as usual today and tomorrow After it's over. Don't forget to come to me and get your salary So I was only working here for a week You think you so cool, huh you so cool ain't you
Okay
Hi, please. Give me an explosively spicy mixed to Okay, please. Wait a an explosively spicy mixed stew Okay, please wait a moment explosively spicy mixed stew beef meatball pork balls ham sausage
pork ball
Okay, hold on what it say chat meatball Ham sausage There we go. What else? Um, lettuce, potato chips, and a blessing bag. Lettuce.
Kobe! Potato chip. Kobe!
Oh, Lord. It hang, it held on though. We're good. Blessing bag. There we go. Boop. It hang it held on though. We're good blessing bag There we go, let me get it. Let me get a bowl ready. Hopefully nothing bad happens to it. There we go One second sir, it's almost done. understand why the lights are so low.
And the lights were way down low. Did you forget about the picture show? What's that behind you? Bro, why is he playing with me? Why is he doing that? Don't do that to me. What's this game called?
And somebody cooked and we replied to it and said, buddy, it's literally in the title. Bro got cooked. Hey, how you doing? Hey, give me a bottle of soda. Uh, what's up? You're alone here, aren't you?
Aren't you afraid that flyer will kill you? I'm not alone here. I got eight bodybuilders in the back. They all armed with bazookas and are all seven foot five. I'm a little scared, but my work will end tomorrow. It's a pity to give up now. Last night, a very beautiful girl was killed.
And I happened to live downstairs from her. Uh oh. Wait that literally is him! That is Jeffrey Dahmer! I knew he looked familiar! That's literally Jeffrey Dahmer!
Like that's literally him Enough stop talking. Okay, be careful yourself. I'm gonna get you a bottle of Soda, I'm giving you room temperature too for trying to scare me Thanks He wears glasses bro, what are you on on something better than you if you're that dumb that you think just cuz he don't have His glasses on that's not his face. You are indeed a simpleton.
You're an 18 month sub and it took everything within me not to ban you for saying that. Yes because his glasses are part of his face, huh? Police officer, we're good. Police officer. Hey, officer. Are you working night shifts here? What else would I be doing?
No! Is it about the flair? Me as a customer?
Dude.
Oh my goodness, bro! Link, my best friend Link. Oh my goodness, bro. Link, my best friend Link. Oh my goodness, bro. I will do, there's some stuff that he'll do that makes me so mad. I remember back, it was a long time ago,
there was this Taco Bell that we were going to, and on the internet it said that Taco Bell was staying open till 2 a.m. And he was like, bro, I don't know if they're open. I'm saying, dude, they're open till 2 a.m. Let's go to the drive-thru. We go to the drive-thru, he's driving.
She comes, she comes on the mic. She says, hello, welcome to Taco Bell. Can I take your order? And he literally says, are y'all open? And she laughed at him for asking. I looked at him, I said, dude, pull out of here, I cannot be seen with you.
I was so mad at him, I wanted to choke him unconscious. I'm like, dude, there is no way she came to the mic and said, can I take your order? And you said, are y'all open? Like what do you mean? Oh my goodness, oh man that just brought back bad memories Golly, dude, you ever be somebody that does something like that? It just it's infuriating like there's no way you just did that
Not only did you do that, she literally laughed at you. She didn't even mute the mic. She laughed at him over the intercom. She laughed at him. Didn't even mute the mic. She laughed.
She said, yeah. I'm like, dude, I don't even want nothing no more. I will never forgive him for that.
Never.
Hello, can I take your order? Are y'all open? I'm like, dude, she came to the mic like, yeah, they're just going to be closed and she's going to have the headset on and she's just going to have the headset all night, just in case to tell people that they're closed.
Oh man. Anyway, yeah.
He gonna be mad. He gonna be mad that I told that story. Now I don't care. I had to, had to cook them. Had to cook them. Had to cook them. Yeah, it seems that you've heard rumors. Recently a murderer imitated the rumored flayer
to commit a murder, and we haven't caught the culprit yet. I'm here to remind nearby residents to be careful. I understand officer. You ain't gonna get nothing to eat? Forget you then. Yo, Wonder Twin with the five gifted. Thank you Wonder Twin with the five gifted. Appreciate that. GG last day. Hey, GG last day. Will we die? I hope we don't. Can you please pause the game? I gotta go pee. I'm giving you 30 seconds. You got about 20 seconds now. You're looking at about 10 seconds now.
Time. Being with the five.
Thank you. Anyway, we're a customer.
I saw where the power box was. Why can I no longer sprint? And also how are the lights still on over there? I know where the power box is. I remember seeing it in here. We're good. AHHHHH MY GOD! Say it.
Say it. Say it! Game of the year. Thank you. Game of the year. Thank you. We're doing another one!
Yo, brain-eating amoeba with the five gifted. Thank you.
Lock in.
Name of this game is... You ready? Name of this game is, you ready? Name of this game, ah! You ain't taking me! White coat, red hats not sure what that means, but that's the name of the game Lock in
Way it said red hands, is that actually what it said? Cinderfall General Hospital surgical roomurgical Room, 216 AM. My bad. Am I getting... Oh, this is my BBL surgery. Alright, just a bit more.
Scissors, Doctor.
Snips the last suture. Just a bit more. Scissors doctor.
Snips the last suture. Facecam demon with the five. Happy birthday Ray Ray. And done.
That's it.
Size. Two hours huh? Supposed to be took us for the blood pressure spikes gave us a fight W doctors. I appreciate y'all for that All that for a BBL though had to do it Still it was successful Yeah, keep him under observation. I'll check again in the morning.
For now, I've got a long drive ahead. What did we have surgery for? Death nurse with the five. Thank you, death nurse. This is Dakota after she fell. So stupid, bro. Ha ha ha ha. Krrr.
Oh.
Dr. Arminart, let's get out of here quickly. Oh, so we was playing. Okay, so we're the doctor. Okay, I got it. We're the doctor. I don't want to get home any later. Alright, let's go home then. Turn that sensitivity down real quick.
Y'all already know what I gotta do.
Ha! There we go. Turn that sensitivity down real quick. Y'all already know what I gotta do. Yeah
Clean
So worthy we're the doctor we just probably operated on Dakota to save her life, okay go the elevator here we go Go to the exit. Where's everybody at? Is this the exit? What's over here? Game just froze, GG. Emergency department?
Dude, hospitals are so, dude, they just make me so uncomfortable, man. It's ugh, I'm nervous and it's a game. Get in the car. Oh man, everybody else gone, it's just us leaving. Everybody gone.
Alright, let's go.
Yo, I done said happy birthday to your girlfriend, Ray Ray, 10 minutes ago. Now I'm gonna say it again. Happy birthday, Ray Ray.
Oh my god! Good thing we're a doctor.
I just hit someone. Oh wow, that's bad. Oh ma'am, are you okay? Oh no, this is bad. Dr. Armin, don't you dare. Don't you dare try to hide this body. You are a doctor. You have a great career, probably a family.
There is no way you're about to hide this body. This better not be one of those scams. Buddy, you hit her. What am I supposed to do? I'm taking her to the hospital. Get out of here. Help me hurry. Wait, no, I'm not going to do it anymore now. No, I don't want to just because you said hurry. I don't want to do it no more. It's alright, I'm a surgeon. I can take you to the hospital.
Don't worry.
Help me please.
He's going to get me. Wait, who are you talking about? Who?
Okay, so now we're in danger. This is a setup. This is a setup.
We should have just ran. Never run though, because then we're going to jail. Alright ma'am, I'm going to take you to the hospital, are you okay? Epic sloth with the five. Alright ma'am, I'm taking you to the- Okay quit crying please.
Hello, who is this? Leave the woman here. What no, she needs help. Leave the woman here. What who are you? She has seen too much.
She needs to die. Was it you who tried to hurt her? Leave her right now or you'll regret it. I'm saying this for your own good. I'm not leaving anyone and I will talk to the police about this. We're dead.
Ma'am, stop crying like you just got ran over please it's not that serious you're a murderer and murderers get what they deserve suit yourself I need to get out of here quickly on second thought we should have left her i'm about to throw her on the side of the road can you stop crying please
i get it ma'am i ran you over It's over! We're alright. He rear-ended me! This thing's slow as crap and it sounds like a lawnmower! Oh, Lord! Keep driving! No! Ma'am, stop!
We are rolling Man we're at the hospital you can stop crying now
We're dead we're so dead chat we're so dead. Hang in there, we made it. Game of the year. Should we see what the ending is where we just leave her on the side of the road? Y'all wanna do that? Let's see what happens if we just leave her after we run her over. Oh wow W game there's a checkpoint W game actually. Wow. Okay this time we're gonna run away. I can't it's too far. She won't make it. I'll lose everything my license my name. I can't see myself Bro they're gonna trace it back to your car you go hit her again Oh, he turned to drinkin'. What have I done?
I'm supposed to save people. You can still save her. I instantly know the layout of this house. Was that me on the TV? Was that me on the TV? Chat, was that me?
What?
I drank too much. Cold water should help me sober up
Oh, just the same dev of that game, this is me seeing me in a game seeing me in a game
W devs WDevs! Yo, that's, yo, this, yo, this doctor's a real one. Bro, he's watching a queso stream. Type one if you're a doctor who watches queso streams. Yo, WViewer, no joke. He may have just killed somebody and fled the scene, but you know what W viewer Duh in the midst of all of that he still found the time to turn on a case. Oh stream Yo, Roscoe with the five, thank you
Dude, that's hilarious Okay, let's go splash water in our face this is the laundry room right here slash bathroom because I know the layout of this house what was that that was your guilt from running that poor lady over and leaving the scene. You're a horrible person.
Actually no, you're not. You're a KSO viewer.
You're a great person.
I'm hallucinating. Better get to bed quickly. Leave that KSO stream running. W viewer, he gonna leave the stream running all night to man W. Let's go to bed.
Bedroom over here probably.
You ain't gonna turn on the TV in here. You gonna sleep with the lights on, no fan, no nothing? What was that? I just heard something under my bed. I need to check. No, let's not.
No, let's not. No, let's not.
No, let's not. No, let's not. Well that was anti-climactic. Bros over here paranoid for nothing. You can still save her. Buddy what? She dead and haunting me. It's not too late.
Go. It's not too late. Exit the house from the front door. What are we doing?
Why are we doing? Why are we doing this
She's gonna be dead on the road how long has he been home for
You could have stayed home and watched the case Oh stream But you didn't instead you're gonna go save the woman you ran over. L viewer get this dude banned you're really gonna leave in the middle of a KSO stream to go save somebody's life. Get this dude out of here find his twitch name. Oh, you're right, he is drunk and he's drunk. She's dead. She's dead.
Oh my goodness.
Here's how it's going to play out. He went to drink and he came back to the scene. Now he's going to have alcohol on his breath. Now the cops are going to show up while he's here with the alcohol on his breath. Now the cops are gonna show up while he's here with the alcohol on his breath and they're gonna say that he was drunk and ran her over
and he's going to jail for life. That's actually what's gonna happen. I'm calling it right here, right now. I hope she's still alive. She ain't crying and so she's probably dead. Ma'am, are you okay?
She's probably dead. Ma'am, are you okay? She's dead. Here's when the police show up.
You killed her. We made it back. She's here.
Oh that is creepy, ma'am. Can't believe K so would do this. I wouldn't do this. If you accidentally ran somebody over, what would your reaction be? Would you flee the scene or would you help? Me personally, if that happens, I'd back over them again and then peel out just to make
sure it's done. But you know, I don't know.
Everybody's different.
You know what I mean?
That's a joke, by the way.
I'm joking. Check, you all ever see the videos back in the day of the people that try to insurance I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. Oh man, that'd make me so mad. How you gonna do that to somebody? How you gonna try to ruin somebody?
That can't stay, dude, dude, dude, dude, like we was talking about with the killers earlier, giving them a death sentence if you kill somebody and not letting them out of jail. I will never understand why people want to negatively affect the lives of other random people
for your sole benefit. I will never understand. I never will. Why can't you just live, bruh? Why you gotta negatively affect somebody else that don't even, you ain't got nothing to do with you. You go like, oh, you know what, I'm gonna try to go get me some money. Let me ruin this random person's life so I can do it. Why? That means you're a good person? No that means you should be a reg- that's a regular.
You- that's not a good person take. That's- that should be a regular person take. Not a good person. I don't understand that. I killed her though.
We did that The okay, so can you help make a quick video for a friend just say hey Lily Isaac went to great lengths To get you this video because he thinks you're the best friend. Love you and stay awesome. I got you. I got you right here. Hey Lily, Isaac went through... Isaac went to great lengths to get you this video because he thinks you're the best friend. Love ya and stay awesome. You're welcome, Isaac.
I don't deserve to be a doctor. I'm a murderer. Murderers get what they deserve. Wait, what you doing? No, hold up now.
No, hold on. Just wait a minute. No, wait a minute.
What are you doing? No!
Can I say no? That was a good game. I'm glad we went back for the second ending because there was a lot more there too. W game, actually that was good. I like that game. That was indeed, that was indeed a good game. Type one, if that was indeed a good game.
Another one.
I said another one. Thank you Oh, there's cookies oh man, there's some cookies. Oh man, I likes me some Cookies the name of this game is no turning back. Oh GG
It's my birthday in January, can I get an early shout out if you don't get out of my face?
There's absolutely no way. This dude just said, my birthday's in January, can I get an early shoutout? Whole month of September so I'm counting it. September, October, November, December, you're talking about a half a year? Pre-fire birthday shoutout. Bro, come on, cuh. Uh, sensitivity too high? Thank you so much, Game of the Year. Thank you so much for this.
I really appreciate that. Investigate the noise. Okay, well, if you were a normal person and you didn't turn the lights off in your house, this would be a lot easier. Because normal people leave their lights on.
Um...
Oh, this is a big ol' house. Okay, we got some money, huh? Where's the light switch? I can't see nothing! Do I got a flashlight in here? I'm going to go ahead and do that. Chat dude said my birthday's in January Bro I can't believe it, man. Tch. Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, man. Talk about a five month pre-fire. Man. Dude, I can't see nothing in this house. There we go.
Yo, this the same picture of that turkey that was in that one game we played. Y'all remember that game? Investigate the smashed glass. I would if I could see anything. Is there a light switch? There's gotta be a light switch for this room, please.
Oh, look at the deers. Was this the front door? Okay why is there smashed glass in here? How did this happen? I've got to clear it up. You got a broom?
You got a light switch? Like Bubba, how am I going to sweep it up if I can't see nothing doors open thank you for the flat that I can't pick up I can't pick up the flashlight thank you that didn't go to here oh my goodness please please Please, where's the light switch for this room? I must find it. Okay Chad, guess what? There's no light switch in here.
Let's just sweep up the glass. All cleaned up, I should take this to the bins. Where you been?
That is tore my ACL that hurt I'm hurting
Okay, where's the trash? Okay, up here. I need to find the key, I left it in the washer room. Alright, let's go get the key out of the washer room then.
Boop.
Question is, why is the key to the front door in the washroom? You know what I mean it's a little too quiet in here hello had to grind for this view chat look at this had to grind for this view what you talking about
i'm not going back in that house goodbye what's going on somebody in my house? Hello? Hey!
I'm armed! What is... okay. Can I go back to sleep now? What happens now? Chat, it's quiet. Chat? Disroomavob. Oh my goodness! Disroom of vibe, oh my goodness, disroom of vibe, lord have mercy, dis a vibe up in here dude.
Piano, oh them cookies, man I want the cookie! Ring the police.
Oh my god.
Yo, stop. What is that?! Okay, we know not to do that this time, but we gotta wait for the noise to happen. Why does this dude have a giant demon creature in his apartment? Okay we know what to do now. Chat do y'all keep a giant, that thing looked like Aatro trucks from League of Legends
Light switch where please what a light switch there there it goes Kept her on every light that I have access to y'all already know how I do I
Really want to find a light for in the kitchen like I want to know where the light switch is in here. Please I needs me some found it. Okay. Investigate the glass. Let's clear it up. Let's go get the broom from in here. Y'all already know. There we go. Sweep up the glass. It's swept. All cleaned up. I should take this to the bins, but before we do that, we know that the keys in here pre-played. Oh my goodness. Why? So you mean to tell me so how does the key get there just because I interact with the door What is your rank in League of Legends I have not played League of Legends in like four years the highest I ever got was like silver for Because yeah that game yeah yeah I hate that game. What really made me quit playing
it is cause when I played League of Legends I mained Darius top lane, but then they reworked Darius and they made him worse than he was before and I quit playing. I remember when Darius, you know Darius' Q in that game where he does his spin move? Back before they completely changed him there was no delay in that spin move. You could just hit it and he would instantly spin and it did so much damage and then it made towards like a charge on it. So I literally, I just quit playing after that didn't hardly touch the game
Anymore
Now we got a call to police yo, Dario Dario with the team get the W Dario with the team get to thank you appreciate that Dario This dude's first time chat was water park and I'm leaving and I literally just unironically banned him by the way, that's hilarious. I just opened the door for you bud, peace. You gonna threaten me? You're gone. First time chat too! What a simple dude, you threatening me.
Police. Am I supposed to just sit here and wait? Dude, that noise is so creepy, I'm sorry. Do I just stand here? Oh, it's the Eiffel Tower! No, that's the, that's that one that's in San Francisco. What's it called, the needle? I don't know nothing
Dario with another chin. Thank you Chat, I'm not supposed to hide cuz when I went to hide he was in there. I'll investigate the bathroom Get a space needle! Dario with another 10. W Dario with another 10. W Dario with another 10. Chat, y'all know what time it is, cuz.
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