A WEEK WITH US: Botched Botox, Anna's Bday, Food & Fitness

Morning and welcome to a week with me and Anna on the vlog.Please be tolerant of my eyes and if I look different like when I smile.basically we'll talk about on the podcast but like me and Anna made the biggest beauty mistake.We should actually do an episode on the biggest beauty mistakes and one of them is this thing called jelly roll Botox which is Botox that goes under your eye and I look like the devil when I smile and it's just changed my face completely.Well Anna's face ID doesn't even work and her face wasn't even recognized on passport control I feel like you might not be able to see, but I know my face, and I know my face more than anyone.I've lived with it my whole life.

So I can just tell I look different, like the shape of my eyes and my face is just different.So anyway, it's gonna hopefully fade over the next two months, but bear with me if I look scary.I think it's more obvious with makeup on.Let me show you guys some pictures of what my eye is looking like.Oh my God, it's actually mad.Every single picture.

Look, this is me when I smile with makeup on.It looks really scary.Again, crackhead.Again, hi.Scary smile.Another photo.

I mean, every single photo got ruined.Like, my eyes are quite, like, pulled, and I've got quite a nice shape, like, when I pose.Like, this is my eye before, you know?i didn't ever have any like lots of whiteness showing underneath all right so i'm ready now to leave by the way guys i did a haul not long ago like on patreon where i was unboxing all of my stuff and this was one of the products and guys i'm just gonna say that i don't i don't recommend this shiseido sun protector like it has a cast and it peels you know how it starts peelinganyway so i'm going i've got anna's card from me and gingerbeard i just feel like is that enough like to make her feel special on her birthday but i know like we got her flowers, cake, balloons and everything like in Marbella so i sort of feel like that was from like me, golly, slava and all the girls like we kind of did that hopefully cowslick will like you know do something else for her today um but yeah i don't know i'm thinking should i stop and get flowers but the thing is anna is going to like a hotel so if i get flowers she's gonna have to take it to a hotel like she can't even put it in a nice like vase at home i might just do it anyway just for the moment all right off i go ezzy come on it's my birthday it is my birthday morning well not morning right now i think it's just past 12 i'm just about to go to my mum's place for breakfast with cowslick mandy's gonna be there my dad's gonna be there so it's gonna be really cute and then after that cowslick's got a nice little day and night planned for us i don't really know exactly what he's planned but i've just basically got back yesterday from my bay out unpacked And then I ended up packing another little suitcase over here.Just before we go, I wanted to show these beautiful flowers that Sophie got for me.

How cute are they?Pink roses.And my dad also turned up to the flat this morning with these cute little roses from Tesco's, but he's just adorable.He ripped off the Tesco's.I just know he got them from the petrol station opposite his home.He is so cute though, man. I just...

Oh my god, my Stanley cups leaked everywhere.Fuck.I need to get one of those, you know the cups where the top just folds over so it doesn't leak, because this has become a bit of a nightmare.Anyway, how cute.Look at Sophie's little card.She said, happy birthday, my angel.

I hope you have the most amazing day.Thank you for an amazing birthday trip and Christmas.more memories together.Love you always, Sophie.

I just love her.

It's been two years in a row now that we've shared a birthday, because we're literally both 7th of the 7th, and it's so cute.I just love sharing my birthday with her.I was like, let's make this a yearly thing.Come on, Rocky.Off we go.

Thank you dad for giving me birth giving me life oh no it's mommy not me what was both of you takes two 7 is a lucky number all over the world and you are bloody born 7 and the month 7 I know, it's such an amazing birthday and can you believe something?

it's such an amazing birthday, I love my birthday can I say something to make you surprised?

what?I decided not to play the scrap card and today I played...Scratch card.Scratch card.And can you believe today because of you I have put to seventh place and every time I play with number seven and all the seven times I won.You're joking.

Honestly and I'm not believing anything.I don't know why.Wow.I showed to mummy.Can you believe that mum?Seven times, seven place.

Three Sainsbury's, one London, one Waitrose.

and one tesco i can't believe one of them two tesco that's amazing seven is a lucky number though i believe that i've just

i woke up had a coffee i got some beautiful flowers from you thank you i didn't know you outside i was asleep you were asleep like yeah i couldn't wake you up you know what i was going to do i know what i was going to drop a lot of um money behind the letterbox, I was scared that this dog is going to eat them.

You were going to put money through the letterbox?

I was going to drop a lot of money, £10, £20, £50, to make you surprised and make you laugh.

Oh no, definitely the dog would have ripped it up.Wow mum, you've done so much.My mum makes the best breakfast spreads ever.Look.Wow.So excited.

I am jealous that she loves you more than me.

Women will always love their children more than their husband.

Yeah.Always.I'm ex anyway.

Ex.Yeah, right.There's nothing, nothing ex about you.So instead of flowers, because I said, like, I got her flowers, aren't they are?And plus she's going straight to the hotel.I just stopped tonight in the morning.

We get a few little cute bits.I got her a selfridges voucher.but I bought just some cute little bits as well that she feels like she's got today.I got her a little key ring saying lovely sister and I got her a candle, really cute candle.And I also got her this makeup bag which looks so good.Like I basically got like a cheap version of it.

My mom's following me.That was just my mom shouting at me because I was meant to be there 10 minutes ago.Picked up Eddie and took him in with me because it's way too hot to leave him in the car.And they were so nice about it.They were like, yeah, of course.So I brought Eddie with me to the shop, and then this woman came and she was like, literally shitting herself.

She was so scared of Eddie, even though he's the size of a cotton ball.I just feel like, look, I'm not being judgy.I am being judgy.I just find it a bit, how do you end up having, I get it, big dogs, 100%, and he's so small that an 80 -year -old woman could kick him and he'll probably die.I'm not joking.And this woman wasn't old, by the way.

She was like 55, 60.I'm not like a cunt, I'm not gonna put him on the floor.He's like some wilder personality than mine.He's like the friendliest dog in the world.Anyway, he ran over, but I picked him up, and I just gave him like side eye, bitch, side eye.Like, he's a fluff.

Today is day one of my period.I don't know why I need to tell you that, but like, you're my two fans, and like, you're watching.You need to know, like, the mood, the cycle.Do you get me?I actually was four days late, and I was like, oh my God, I'm gonna be pregnant.I was hella excited.

I've just completely lost it.me before my miscarriage and now I just really want a baby now because I wasn't pregnant I don't think I'm really worried about it because I'm so happy we're gingerbread and we're so happy I think my biggest fear is now like will it change our relationship will it change our dynamic the pressure of like kids you know will it take away the couple aspect you know you hear about all these things like we're kids like oh we became parents I don't want that we're like such a couple we're like besties funny I just said me and him are like besties um but we are I'm just curbing the fuck out of my car right now guys, sorry.So, that's my fear.But, at least our fears are light.Happy birthday!

Oh my, I love you more.

A few little bits I've got from down my road.They're nothing special, they're just small little cute stuff.

Why?

You've already done enough for me.This is your gift.You've already done enough for me.Let's do more.No, you're crazy.Birthday breakfast at La Petite Marie.

oh he's not here, where's Naveed?He's like that he's so awkward he doesn't have to force hug him They're basically in a relationship, can you please do that tick -tock where you Wonderful daughter so proud of you in every way you have a very happy birthday Yeah you should know.Anna, John happy birthday.I hope you have a wonderful birthday and enjoy every moment of it.I wish you the best in your life and future.I love you so much and you're an amazing daughter.

Love from mum and dad.Mum, you definitely wrote this card.I know dad's cards.

He's like, eat fruit and vegetables.

Dad sent me a text this morning saying, happy birthday, read a book every single month.There's still three tiny things that I just got from down the road.From down the road?Where?I have a party shop down my road and I bought a couple of cute little things.Candles.

Oh my god, maybe I should actually film you properly.

I'm being a bit lazy.

This is so nice.

I thought it was a nice deco candle.

So nice.

And you could put like your keys and stuff in it once it's empty.

So pretty.I love it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is going to change your life.Yeah, it's going to change your life.Actually going to change your life.It's a makeup bag, but I've got like the Teemu version and it's so sick.Fits everything in there.And then it opens up so nicely.

That is so cool.

It's really sick.

This is so good.But look, mum, it opens like that.So you can have all your makeup in there.

That's how I've been using it and I've never changed mine.But my one is like a cheap version of this.Mine is like from Shein or something.

Oh, thanks.That's nice.

Yeah.

And I love the colour.

Yeah, because it won't get dirty.Yeah.Sick.It's got a key ring.You can put it on your keys.

I love a key ring.

Same.

Mum, you've got some like little thoughtful, cute gifts.

Do you think?

Yeah.

Anyway, this is your actual gift.Should we open it?This is from me and Gingerbeard.I couldn't be here because it's working.The message is not great because...The message isn't great because I wrote you a long card anyway and we read it out on the podcast so I thought there's no point in me writing another long...

Look at these two, look at these two.

I missed you so much.

Well, one of them's from him, it says, from Gingerbeard.

My God, shut up.

And then you can get yourself something nice.

Yeah but you guys shouldn't have done that.

And then one of them is from me.Obviously it's sad.

Sadly no.Why?I'm not accepting you spending this much.

It's not much.

That's a lot.

But together you can get yourself some Renae's.Well put a little bit on it and put Renae's or something.

It's not.

Alright we can go now.Thank you for the present that you sent me.He just sent me a random transfer and he didn't even tell me and I was like, I called him I was like what, what is this?He was like it's your birthday present.You have to give me hug.I don't know why he's like this, you know, like he's really awkward with pugs and stuff.

Is it like an Iranian, like Iranian men in Iran?Are they like awkward?

Like, yeah, maybe, maybe it's that.

Okay.Bye.Bye guys.Bye.Okay.We are on route to the lovely day that Cowslip has got planned for my birthday.

And it was just absolute chaos in there, in my mom's flat.Like, honestly, It's mad.Everyone is talking at the same time.It's almost impossible to vlog because there's ten conversations going on.I need to get rich quickly so I can buy my mum a bigger house so that at least the chaos is spread out.She's so cute.

She went all out with the breakfast spread and then her and my dad's card and present and then Randy.Randy's so cute.

The little card and present.

I'm gonna have a ball in Selfridges basically.So I'm back home.I decided to take Rocky and bring him here so him and Eddie can spend time and play because it's too hot for them to go outside and go for a walk.So let them like burn each other's energy off by playing in the house.Well they can go for a walk by themselves.let's see how much it cools down by like the evening but last time i dog -sitted rocky i had like an argument and i was like i can't dog -sit him he's not trained he actually is trained in his own flat but he's when he's here he pisses around the flat and it really annoys us because it's like It's going to make the flat stink, innit?

I think he does it because Eddie's here and he's sort of like competing with him.He's trying to be like, oh, well, I'm putting my scent here too.When we were away in Marbella, Kalzik brought him over here, but he was on him the whole time, watching him, putting him outside, training him.And he didn't actually wee here.So I think it's just about teaching him to like, to be trained here.It's a different environment.

It's a different place.It's not his usual home.And also, we don't have a garden with grass.So it's a terrace.And we're trying to teach him like this is also The toilet basically.It's time for me to do a workout.

I'm not gonna go hard because I've got a PT session tomorrow so I'm probably gonna do like incline walk and maybe some squats without any weights just to get my body used to the movement for tomorrow and put on some scary documentary because nothing has me focused like someone being murdered and i'm on the treadmill okay so we have just arrived at the grove hotel which is a beautiful spa hotel in Watford i've never stayed here before but i've been here before for one of my friend's baby showers and i was like when i was in awe of the scenery here it's so beautiful i thought i could tell you what i've been through with my eyes i know maddie said she's been through it with you guys i'm not gonna go into it too much but it's guys it's really affecting me and all my photos you can see the white under my iris usually like my iris will touch the bottom of my eyes not only that it's just it feels really uncomfortable it feels heavy it feels like you know my under eyes are just pulling down drooping i'm gonna still post some of my pictures but it just ruined my content so what we did was we did some bokehunder our eyes because i just went with my friend to go with her to get some treatments done i don't know how it got mentioned but they were like oh baby botox under your eyes will help with creases under your eyes and i was like have i not heard about this like in 36 years of life and they were like yeah they will help with your creases and i was like well then why not go for it i wasn't told at all that it could affect the shape of your eyes and i wasn't told at all it could affect the shape of your face because like when i smile that that's not me i don't know who that is i wasn't told at all that it could give you like You know, headaches.It's the worst thing I've ever done in my life.And now I'm just like, I'm stuck with it because Botox is irreversible.You just have to wait for it to come out of your body.And like, I've been searching, how can I get rid of it quicker?

And it's like, go for saunas, steam rooms, heat.I just look, I feel like I look devilish as well when I smile.It's just been really upsetting me.But I guess it's more of like a lesson learned.Don't just go and do anything that you think will be good.I feel like it was a bit of an eye -opener for me. I'm literally going to take a step back from doing too much invasive treatment.

Even the way that I think I got my upper lip Botox done, a few people have told me that my top lip looks funny.So this plus this under -eye Botox that I've done, these two things together have really had a bad effect on my face.I'm just going to be way more careful with what I do in the future.do research before you do things and keep them minimal.I'm really excited for a really relaxing day.It's a bit noisy right now here, so I'm just going to jump back on later.

Oh, we've come to the room and this is so cute.

Happy birthday balloons.Beautiful flowers, babe.Thank you.That's so cute.It stinks, man.

That's what it was.It's been in there since last week.

Why?

No, I'm joking.It's fine.

It smells, baby, a bit funky, you know?

No, it's fine.

It smells like it's been out for too long.

It's just been in there.

It's cold.The berries.

No, it's just been in there.It's cold.Look.It's freezing cold.And then balloons have rattled me.

Why?

Because that's what I paid for.

Look how beautiful it is here.Honestly, who needs to go away when we have this on our doorstep?Unbelievable!The UK could be very nice, you know, if the weather was as nice and now if the weather was hot like this and they just built AC in homes and a few pools, why would you want to go anywhere else?

I said to the woman behind the desk to book me the best restaurant in Sydney.Yeah.So she booked it.

Yeah.

And then I said to her lovely, what's the cuisine?She goes, it's buffet.I was like, what?Buffet?Yeah, I ain't doing buffet for her birthday.So, I'll have something else.

Yeah.So she booked me another restaurant in the stables, yeah?Romantic.Okay.Yeah?Lovely menu.

So I was like, alright.And then I speak to everyone and they go to me, uh, where are you?I said I'm at the Grove and they go to me, what, the gaffer at the buffet?I said, what do you mean?They go to me, yeah, it's the best buffet in England, apparently.

Best buffet?

Yeah, I was like, what?They're like, yeah, it's got everything.I get off the phone, I'm on a four -way FaceTime.

Yeah.

And they go to me, where are you?I'm at the Grove.And they're like, oh, what, the gaffer at the buffet?

Everyone's just mentioning the buffet.

Everyone's talking about this fucking buffet.

It must be very special.I feel like we should just book the buffet and then on Friday night we'll go for a nice dinner with Mandy and Gingerbread.

Do you want to go and get something to drink?

Well this is the Sables, this is where we're meant to be coming for dinner.

Do you want to go get a glass of wine?

Why not have to do that?little cheers my man Such beautiful weather beautiful scenery beautiful man Life's good.Wow.The only thing is I just don't have a birthday present Get one tomorrow, baby.Why why tomorrow?Why not today?

No, yes, I would rather you pick it I pay you pick it's going inside this way and now he's just trying to make it okay, because I put him on the spot.No, it's not.Yeah.

As if you're not going to mention your birthday present on your birthday.

Yeah.

I knew what time it was.I was even speaking **** about it.

Yeah.

Gingerbread.Sorry.

Yeah.

And it was like, oh, just take her to the West End tomorrow and let her pick it out.I was like, exactly.

Well, then you could have at least got me a gift card and be like, baby, here it is. I didn't get you a gift card.Gift card.No.Gift card.And be like, let's go tomorrow.At least I know that you thought of me, you know?

What difference does it make?I am the gift card.I'm going to go and get you a gift card.

You are the gift card.

Thank you.

Babe, I like that.You are the gift card.You are the card.You've got all the things that you can do here.Guys, if you ever want to do something in London...

I'm going to tell you what you're going to do here.Tomorrow you're going to a spa.

Tomorrow I'm going to a spa.

You're going to get your massages and all that shit.In the meantime...

Should we go and play tennis?

In the meantime, I'm going to go to the gym.I want to play tennis on my own.

I'll play badminton.I like badminton.I'm good at badminton.

I like badminton.

It's light on the racket.Why don't we... and then we sunbathe as well.I've never sunbathed in London.I feel like that might be a vibe, you know.I've never sunbathed in London and I really want to do it, you know.I want a London town.

I want to be able to look at my town and be like, you know what, this is from my hometown.Let's do a little picture.Cheers.Right.Well, we need to...The real cheers, that was the fake Instagram cheers.

How nice.

So nice, can you hear the live music?Such a vibe.It's not private.

Who cares?Let them stare.I couldn't keep my eyes open.Is there an exit?I'm looking for an exit.I don't want to wait.

I want to touch that.

Try a bit of vent, I'm getting geeked out.

Everyone's so bored here.

The can of tape for free.

I don't want to be part of that event anyway.It was a golfing event and everyone's very like smart like, you know, come with me.We're going to the buffet quickly It was like a golfing event Everyone was wearing they're like golfing clothes It's a rich man's sport, isn't it?

Yeah, why for example someone to go and play football back in the day?All you need is a few shillings to go and get a pair of boots and oh, yeah Whereas if you want to be a race car driver f1 or a golf club player you'd have to go and get yourself a golf set of golf clubs and go get yourself you know it's expensive.

So does that mean that like race car drivers like Lewis Hamilton they were like rich kids or like golf famous golfers are rich kids?

Your parents need money to be able to put you through at the sport or you have to be serious a serious prospect and and people will fund you toknow.

Horse riding is quite a rich person's sport no?

I don't know.I think so yeah.

Because you have to buy a horse.

Yeah.

I'm sure that horse riding would be a rich person's sport.

I'd get into horse riding just so I could have the horse.I'd get riding.

Do you remember on your birthday two or three years ago I took you horse riding?

Yeah.

I'm so cute.

It's all very well, thank you.So we had dinner booked at the buffet, at the glasshouse.

At the glasshouse for tonight?

Yes, but then we changed it to the stables.Okay.And I think we're looking to change it back to the glasshouse.Change it back to the glasshouse.Is that okay?Yeah, sure.

Would you like to come over?Please.

So I'm making me and Gingerbeard some dinner.Sweet potatoes with chicken, to be healthy.But you know, because I don't normally cook, right now I'm feeling like this immense amount of pressure, like when I'm cooking for him.I'm like, I need to go on TikTok and like chicken with sweet potato recipe so I can just get some ideas.Oh my God, Trevor.Don't even ask me why I made that.

I said to Gingerbread, I was like, I just put these vegetables with the chicken breast, cut the chicken breast up.I started making these in the oven.They were getting so soggy that I put them in the air fryer.Started making these in the pan, but then I put them in the air fryer and I just genuinely do not know how to cook.I said to him like, this is the last time, like from now on, given you a recipe, I'll go buy the ingredients for the recipe and then I'll make it, because then I'll make something unbelievable.If I have a recipe and I follow the recipe, but I'm not, I'm not the kind of person, I don't, who is?

Like, you can just get given chicken, sweet potatoes and stir fry and be like, make something nice.I can't do that.This is how it turned out.Sweet potato fries, chicken legs and a bit of stir fry.It's not amazing.but it's amazing because I made it.

We had our dinner.Finding it really hard to do this week with me vlog because of my eyes.Like my eyes are blurry.Like I'm looking at the camera and it's actually out of focus.At points I feel like, oh my God, should I even drive?I feel like I'm, imagine you're drunk, that feeling when you're drunk.

That's how I feel all day.And it's making me feel very tired.And I feel quite depressed about it, I'm not gonna lie.

I had to rush, guys.

I didn't even have time to put any lashes on, jewelry on, nothing.I just quickly put on a t -shirt and some jeans.So I bought like a nice little mini dress and some like sparkly heels, but I feel like it would have been way too over the top for this place.So what I'm wearing now is literally gonna be my outfit during the day tomorrow, but I just can't wear what I had in mind here.Because it's quite, it's like, it's a really, really nice place, but I feel like everyone's dressed quite smart, casual, so.I'm wearing this cute top.

It says, I'm not emotional, I'm just a cancer.And some jeans.Some flats.Off we go, let's see this famous buffet.

Say you love me, you'll take me to a buffet.You say you love me, you'll take me to a buffet.

I've lost a bit of weight, guys, because look.Let's see this famous buffet.It was apparently on Netflix.So this is the Indian section.I'm going to be here.Catch me in this section.

Then we've got the salads.This is the section I should be in, but I probably won't be.

Noodles.Oh, we love a noodle.

Pizza.Babe, this place is looking good.

Wow.

Wow.

You don't care.I'll put it back for you.

It's unreal guys.This is the seafood section which I will never ever come to.Round one.Look how different our plates are.It's literally completely different.I've got Indian, he's got seafood.

Round two, it's like a Sunday roast with a bit of pizza.And we're like, we're white pigs, babe, on the vlog.Amazing.

Check her out.

We've got cheesecake.What's this called?

Crème brûlée.

Crème brûlée, cookie, chocolate cake.A flair.I've seen the way other people are eating, it's like so...Yeah, not like us....visceral, like a little bit here.Civilised.

Yes, civilised.And then there's me and you, four plates in, all the dessert.Why are we like this?

It's OTT.

Why are we like this?At least we're the same, though.

Yeah, cool.

Imagine if you were like that and I wasn't like that, and if I was like that and you weren't.It'd be so weird.

And I was, like, torture -pressing myself.

Yeah.This is definitely not a romantic birthday dinner.

No.

We're, like, stuffed.

Turned into a couple of barrels.

Yeah.A couple of barrels.The stuff that goes out with a couple of barrels.We're all going to roll our way upstairs.

Can't wait.

It's not giving sexy at all.My favourite cake is cheesecake.Did you know that?

Yes.

No, you didn't.

You're fine.

I've got ice cream on my face.

You've got ice cream everywhere.It's not like you've got ice cream there, there and there, but the bowl's here.

I've got ice cream.You're not helping me with this at all.

It's like I'm eating on my own What?

Stand up.Are you wearing them trousers that are really tight?

They work a lot, so I put one on.

That's what relationships do, babe.They make you fat.

What's this here?Cheesecake?

That's the best thing here.Cheesecake.

Fucking hell, man. I can't put that thing in my mouth.I'm going to puke.

It's the best.

That's banging.

Cheesecake is banging.That was banging.I should have just come down here with no makeup on.I put my makeup on to come downstairs, stuff my face.and then go back upstairs.I've had a lovely time.

It's been amazing.Food was great.10 -10.

Thank you so much.Thank you.Honestly, it was amazing.Thank you.

Thank you.

What?

What did you say?

I said I love you, baby.

How much?

Billions.

Billions?Yeah.So not infinity?

Infinity and beyond.

That's what you should have said the first time.I can't believe you said billions.

I was going to say that.We've got to walk a half marathon if it's wrong.

It's good.We can digest all that food.Come here, come here, come here.Let's do a little pose.

What?

What is the point of me wearing makeup when you don't appreciate it?Why?

Because now you're going to have all that fucking panty pull up your face.I'm going to go and sit down and cuddle now.

I'm going to cuddle and transfer it onto you.No.Babe, you think those trousers are tight enough?

They never used to be.Now I can't even put fucking credit cards in my pocket.Honestly, we've been walking for the last fucking 10 minutes.

Surely it's wrong.

It has to be on a lift, doesn't it?

I feel like all these weird butterfly things that they've got in these are really creepy, you know.I suddenly feel like I'm in a really scary movie.It's like we're going in circles and never getting there.And all we see is these butterflies.

We made it.

I'm dressed and ready to go to my PT session.Look who I've got here.I really, really have tried my best to get Rocky, you know, trained here.Put a pad out by the terrace door.Took him outside of this terrace so many times.If I couldn't watch him, I'd just put him in his pen for a bit, but yeah, guys, it didn't happen.

Like, I took him outside, and then I took him to the kitchen to feed him, and he started shitting in front of me.Half the poo fell out of his arse.And then I put him in his pen overnight with his pad.He pissed on everywhere but his pad inside the pen.Yeah, and he won't go outside to Terry's, like even if I put him outside like 99 % of the time, he just stares at me.And then like a couple of times he'll do like a little two drop spray.

But yeah, I don't know.I don't know what it is about mine.

What is about mine?I am going to my PT session now.I'm going to put Eddie and Rocky with my mum.The reason for that is because after I come back from the gym, I like to go to my mum's, have a bit of breakfast there.And also while I'm at the gym, they'll be with my mum.And then after I have breakfast at my mum's, after my PT session, I'll take Eddie back, but I'll leave Rocky there.

I feel like, yeah, I just said it's time.It's time for Rocky to go to my mom's now.Time.It's time for me to get a break from this little bunny.I do feel like I'm still struggling with doing everything, including the vlog, because of my eyes.It's just hard for me to just be myself, my bubbly, happy self, when every day I'm waking up feeling like pain in my eyes and like strain and like still out of focus.

And it's just so hard for me to just enjoy my life.honestly look at me when i'm squinting look at my face look what this side is like it doesn't even what the fuck i don't even know who this is morning chickens so i am in the pool area at the grove i had a terrible sleep last night honestly i don't know the ac was just not working it was non -existent and i was so hot and uncomfortable, like I woke up a hundred times in the night.At home at least, I've got a fan.So I've got my little shark fan.which helps keep me cool but there's no AC like this is such a beautiful hotel and I would definitely recommend anyone to come here but just not when the UK's piping hot because they don't have AC that works for people.Maybe it was just my room I don't know.

Anyway, come down to the pool area, which is also really cute.It just feels so weird.So I'm bathing in London, in the UK.It's like, I can't believe I'm in a bikini in the UK.So bizarre.Ice coffee with sugar -free vanilla.

Love it.Ooh, very sweet.So I'm at the gym now.I'm early, but apparently Reece is early as well.So we're gonna start now.God, the gym is like so busy though.

Like, honestly.I'm not gonna lie, I hate it.I'm a socially awkward, introverted freak.And I'm also on the second day of my period, which makes me, like, extra moody.Plus, I fucked up my face and my eyes.And everything goes over everything.

I'm in a really bad mood, right?Now, when everyone's like, oh my God, Mandy, you're so funny, you're so happy, and now you're seeing me, but the real me. I am moody Mandy.Sometimes I can switch into, like, the moodiest person ever.I'm not in the best mood.

How are you?

Today, I really didn't want to come but I just have to because I've got too many compliments on my ass and my legs and I can't let that slide now.Let's do this.I might feel better after the session, you know what they say, it lets off.What is it?Reason number one, yeah, I'm on the second day of my period.Number two, I've been drinking for seven days.

Well, not something like that, four days straight.All right, number three, I had the biggest cosmetic mistake of my life and I got this weird Botox thing under my eye.Can you notice it?

I look like a drug addict in it.Can you see?I look high.Can you see?Yeah.

It's going to take fucking like eight weeks if I'm lucky for fate.And look when I laugh, I look like a devil.Look at that.Okay, so let's start.We're going to start 15 minutes early.Warm up.

I hate this part.Just did a thousand meters on this.Pulling it down into a squat position.And I'm telling you right now, it's a lot harder than it fucking looks.And it's a warm up.I'm gonna do bar squats, no weight, just the bar.

So it's 20 kg on its own.And I'm gonna do four sets of 20.I'm gonna like start with just the 20 kg bar because I am feeling really weak after my VR.And I don't want to scare myself off.

Now let's go.Get a bit more depth.Come on.There we go, much better.

Just done my four sets of squats.And honestly, why is there no AC in this gym thing?There's zero AC.I'm sweating, plus my blurry eye vision.I feel, oh my God, I just need some air.And now we're going on to another workout.

Next up is four sets of 20 hip thrusts.We've got 20 kg, 10 kg on each side.And I think it's the actual bar 20 kg as well.Wow, so God knows how much I'm actually going to be doing altogether.

Nice, good movement.Squeeze at the top, squeeze at the top, squeeze at the top.Yes, much better.See, there we go.Show the people how that felt.

Hell, it's hell.I hate this.

No you don't, you love it.

I'm telling myself, to get the body that you want, you have to do what everyone else isn't willing to do.

Aha, there you go.That's the answer right there.

There's a reason why not many people have that great gym athletic body.It's because you don't train them.Who's going to be willing to go through this pain?I've decided it's going to be me.

There you go, see.And that's where it goes, innit?

I want it.

Exactly.

Or I don't want to live the rest of my life thinking I wish.

Yeah, we've got no time for that.So we're going to get it.

Do you think, like, after having you for, like, a long, long time, I might even be confident to come on my own a couple of days?

You will.

Right now, I feel like I don't come here unless I'm with you.

Yeah, that's for now.That's for now.But obviously, your confidence grows.When you feel more confident with the movements and everything like that, you'll be fine.

Four sets of this.I'm on my last set.35 kg.And it's killing me, yeah?I'll show you guys a little bit.I'm doing in fives, five, 10, 15.

One, two, three, four, five.So my camera died, but the last two things I did in the gym was abductor, inner and outer thigh.You know, the sitting down ones where you're like this.I did about 42 .5 kg and I did four sets of 20 on each.And I'm not joking, I feel amazing.box i feel exhausted anyway i've come to my mum's now for breakfast and then i'm gonna take eddie back with me and leave rocky with her so yeah let's go

Hi boys!Lovely and cool in here.And yeah, I'm here ready for breakfast now.Mum, have you had breakfast?

Yes.

So it's just for me?

It's one o 'clock, sorry.

I know, I normally have my breakfast at like this time.It's lunch time.I said to her I want a really healthy breakfast.So we've got avocados, tomatoes, cucumber.How are the boys been, mum?How are the dogs?

Is Rocky good here, mum?Has he been good?

Rocky was sick.Who?

Rocky and Eddie?They're the victim?

Yeah.

I think though that...Well, I think Rocky needs to learn.He's being disciplined.Rocky will constantly bite Eddie, nab Eddie, pull his hair.And then Eddie is like this older, mature man who will be like ignoring and suddenly be like pin him down.And still, Rocky afterwards would still go for him, still annoy him.

Yeah, but he's always, you know, Eddie puts him down, you know, and just holds him there.Hold him there, doesn't let him to move at all.

That's because Rocky keeps annoying Eddie, mum.Okay, so we've obviously been sunbathing for a few hours.I feel like it was so nice.The only thing was, there was a family next to us that had their dog out in the heat like it's 31 degrees and like that should be illegal and i couldn't enjoy myself properly or relaxlooking at the dog being in the heat.Obviously, the dog was under the chair, like the sunbeds, in the shade.

It had like a water bowl.But it was not one of those breeds that could be out in the heat.It was obviously panting.I was like, this dog's gonna pass out.And me and Cowsley went to the staff and complained twice.First time we said something and then nothing was happening.

And then I went again to the staff and I was like, this dog should not be out in the heat.Like, can someone say something?Because I don't feel like it's my place to say anything.But I feel like the staff should have said something.Anyway, I don't know whether the staff did end up saying something or the woman could just see I was giving her evils the whole time.I was literally staring at her like this, giving her evils the whole time to the point where she felt uncomfortable and the kids picked up the dog and took the dog inside.

Just leave your dog inside.Like, there's no need to have your dog out in this heat.Anyway, when the dog finally went, I started to calm down a bit, because I could literally see how uncomfortable the dog was.Like, it was panting and the chest was going up and down.And then I started to relax a bit, got a hot dog.And now it's my massage, guys.

So, Kazlik booked me the de -stress massage.I don't know whether he's trying to drop hints or something.I feel like he needs the de -stress massage.But, um...I changed it, you know, I changed it to the hot and cold stone massage because I feel like recently I've been getting a lot of massages.I had one in Turkey, had it in Marrakech, had loads in Thailand and I just feel like trying something a bit different and I feel like years ago, like 15 years ago, I had a hot stone massage and it was really good.

So, yeah, I'm excited to try the hot and cold stone massage.And then in the evening, we've got dinner here.Mandi.coming with my mom, dad, and Gingerbeard.And it's gonna be in a lovely Indian restaurant here called Madhood.The only thing is, is that we don't have a room anymore, because we checked out.

And my massage finishes, I think, at like 4 .35, and dinner's at 6 .30.So I've got an hour and a half to kill.I just need to get my suitcase and be one of those people that open my suitcase in the toilets of the spa.day i've not been able to like see properly today's the worst of all the days like everything's out of focus like when i'm doing my brows i can't like i can't it's taking ages for it to go into focus and then it goes out of focus and it's like almost like seeing everything blurred or doubled i mean if this vlog teaches you anything Just be careful, man, with what you do to your face and your body.Like, I didn't even look at before and afters to know how it would even physically change my appearance.Like, no other Botox really physically changes your appearance like this one.

I'm the kind of person that, like, I am really, like, oh my God, focused on, like, my looks.And I know it's the smallest things, but I promise you, I'm not even, I could laugh about the fact that it's made me a little bit, like, druggy looking or whatever, or weird.when I smile.It's not that, it's the fact that like it's actually affecting my life.So we're just arriving at the Grove, we're going to the restaurant called Mad Who's.Got my mum and my dad, say hello.

Hello darling.They look so nice.And no, I didn't just sit in the front, by the way.I was the last one out of the flat.I was feeding the dogs and I came and I saw the front seat was empty and I was like, why are you guys in the back?Why are you guys in the back?

But yeah, because I don't want you guys to think I would do that.So Gingerbeard also bought me some eye drops and I put them in and I feel like they have helped a little bit and I'm just wearing shades to stop the strain on my eyes even more.But yeah, I was Googling it and it said dry eye drops might help.Anyway, we're parking up.I'm starving.I love Indian food so much.

It's one of my favorite cuisines.Do you guys like Indian food?

Yes.

I love Indian food.

I have lived in India for two and a half years.It is not very hot.

I live in India and Pakistan wow did you like the food but then daddy you don't really ask for spicy food like you never really but he does like spicy food he's like me i love spicy food when i get hot because my stomach mommy can't have it but daddy likes it daddy do you think i could have more spicy food or you I am easy with everything in my life.When I get a Nando's, I get hot.You can see Kowslik in the distance.He's got a very specific walk.

Guys, I'm wearing the same top as yesterday because I didn't get a picture in it.

And it's so cute.So I have to get a picture in it.Anyway, I had a lovely, lovely day at the spa.I had a hot and cold stone massage.I said to the woman at first, I don't think I can handle the cold stones.But she was like, just try it out.

Like, give it a go.It was hard.I'm not good with cold.But yeah, overall, it's just very relaxing.She said that I need to see an osteopath because I've got like some tense, tense parts in my back.And then I went in the sauna, got ready.

And Mandy Gingerbeard, my mum and dad.um anyways yeah they're here in the car park we're just gonna go and get them and we're gonna go and get some dinner i actually want my birthday to be over because it's been like i'm so grateful but it's just a lot you know had my friend's time had my boyfriend time now i'm gonna have my family time so yeah i'm very grateful but when it's over i just need to get back to work well let's go guys i'm starving i'm starving gingerbread's a little bit moody today like it's a bit quiet I think because like he's out there grafting, you know, making money for like my life.Do you know what I'm saying?It's really hard being with me. I got up at 7 .45, right?And I've come straight home and I'm showering and I'm going to dinner.I'm exhausted, Mandy.

I'm like, I'm tired too.And he was like, Mandy, you just had one PC session today and you did nothing else.I'm like, okay, that's fine, but I'm blind.I love you.

I love you.

Thank you for everything.Thank you for giving me birth.Giving birth to me.All right, we've got chili garlic prawn, some vegetable samosas.How is it, Mandy?Lovely, yeah?

Really?Yeah, I love Indian food so much.Same.I'm obsessed with Indian food.It's one of my favourite.It's up there, my second.

No, my third.Third favourite food.My first is Iranian.Second, do you know me?Asian.Your second favorite food, who knows you, Pan -Asian.

What?Are you joking me?They walked off into the Sun together hand -in -hand Do you know their nicknames I know that gentleman on the left hand side is called Ginger Ale.

Ginger Ale?

And what about this one?

No, Gigi, I don't know.Gigi?

How do you not know the nicknames?Do you know?Gigi.Mum, do you know the nicknames?

Gigi Bear.

Yeah, and?

Cow.

I don't know.

Cow.

Babe, you're just not that important.They don't know your nickname.Did you guys hear that?My dad said that his nickname is Dying For Anna.

Dying because?

Dying for Anna.Your little brother has a nickname.I have a name.Bond.

No, I have a name.

Imagine you were with me and you were with some boring girl that matched your personalityDad, are you drunk dad?

This is what dad...What do you mean?

We're so sorry.We're so sorry.It's a little fake.Okay, we've got lamb chops, bread.Dad, this is your lamb shank.Wow.

One here.Thank you so much.

Happy birthday to you.

Sorry guys, the reason we're not singing is because we literally sang it when Anna's camera was playing up.Oh my god, it's so cute.Honestly, the food at Madhu's was amazing.10, 10.Such amazing Indian food, but we're all so bloated because we ate way too much.Honestly, bloated and partially blind.

But so...My whole vlog is me moaning about this.I decided to not talk about it so much because I knew you would be.I was like, I know Maddie's going to talk about it so I'm not going to go into it.There's no way you're experiencing why I'm experiencing right this second.I did, just because I don't go on about it.

This, today, today has been...I can't see.Guys, the passport control didn't even recognise me. I had to take my face ID off.It was that bad.Are you drunk, dad?

How much have you had to drink?

He was mesmerized.

He's literally following Gingerbread and Calzic is following them.Oh my god, please zoom in and it's literally just because yeah, we walked all the way to this like bar to have another drink and then We realized it's actually really busy and then everyone can't even drink anymore so we were like we're gonna go and then Calzic was like you sit here and wait for the car because like old and old people can't drink anymore and immediately his pride kicked in he was like I'm walking all the way back of you guys I'm walking back and that was them basically doing that mission back.I know he's going to chew the air off all the way.It's an emergency situation.When the camera's not on you, you don't care.This is an emergency situation.

You left chicken.You left chicken.I, you're responsible for chicken.You're responsible for chicken and you know you're responsible for chicken because you put your stupid shit stuff in my LV bag and I told you chicken goes in my LV bag.I can't, there's no chicken, you've left, you've left chicken in there.

Fuck chicken.No babe, what we gonna do?I'm gonna go pick it up tomorrow.

No, no, no, no.

I can't now.

I can't believe what you've done.What, who's done?I don't feel well.

What, who's done exactly?

I can't believe that you've left chicken there.

I haven't.When you went to sleep just now, you saw that in your pillows.

Babe, it's not funny.Babe, hello?Yes, I am.What are we going to do?We'll join you.Babe, can you call them?

What if they throw him away?

They won't throw him away.I need Vinny with this, so I'll go and pick him up.

Will you actually?

Yeah.

I'm talking to him.

I'm talking to him like it's a running thing.

it is you sleep on chicken as well i have pictures of you last night on chicken and i tried to take it off you and you're like wait let me have it for longer do you remember what an end to a birthday getaway morning chickens it doesn't sound right i'm just gonna stick to guys morning guys um i had a shit sleep again last night really bad it's just the heat when the uk is hot it's unbearable i cannot sleep i just like i took for granted those few days in marbella when my room was ice cold and i was complaining so much about it being ice cold but now i can't sleep in this heat like i need to invest in some ac like that is my next investment but anyway how cute that cows dick went last night all the way back to the grove hotel and got chicken and all i know is in the middle of the night because i didn't have a deep sleep anyway all i feel is like chicken in my arms i was like oh he actually went and got chicken but yeah this morning i've woken up and it's nice to be back home you know like i feel a little bit bettera bit homesick because obviously I was away and then I was at the Grove Hotel and it's just nice to be back home, you know, had my coffee and I've just been planning today's podcast because Mandy's picking me up in literally 40 minutes so I need to go and get ready.But we're gonna do Friendship Dilemmas, which I always think is a really good episode and going away with 10 girls really made me feel like, oh, like, Friendship is such an interesting thing, like, we need to do a friendship dilemma episode.Even though I didn't have any dilemmas, luckily, even though I had different groups of friends that weren't really friends with each other, everyone got on really well.As you know, over the last few years, for the podcast, whenever we do these kind of episodes, I always put it on my Instagram.and then um i put a little question box and i always say it's anonymous so i put on my instagram everyone's sending your friendship dilemmas and then it takes me like a couple of hours to go through all the dilemmas and then i like take the ones that i think would be good for the episode and i put them on a sheet like a document ready for the episode and mandy doesn't have any idea what it's going to be because mandy's reactions are what makes the dilemmas even better like her facial expressions, even though I don't know if she's going to be able to make much facial expressions now that we've got this weird Botox thing going on.

But yeah, get ready now, my skin is glowing.So Mandy has picked me up and we are on our way to the podcast.Rocky is coming with us today and Eddie is going to stay at Daddy's workplace.We're dropping into Daddy's office now.Yeah.Guys, the last time I was in the vlog, I was like crying and like tear -boning and now I can't find my vlogging camera.

I was that blind yesterday.What do you mean?Did you vlog when you got home?No, I didn't vlog when I got home, no.Oh, okay.So the last time you vlogged was at...

Grove.Oh yeah, true.The last time I vlogged on my own, I was like, oh, guys, I'm so upset.

Yeah.

The last time, yeah, we were vlogging was at the Grove.And now I can't find my camera.She's lost her vlogging camera.Yeah.I don't even have, God knows where it is.And hopefully you find it, because there's loads of footage on there.

I know, Ginger was going mad.He's like, you record me here, then you lose your camera every time.Remember that time I lost it at Scorpius?Yeah.Madness.So we take care of it.

with the dogs to take them to the studio.It's like, today's Rocky, tomorrow's Eddie's day, so it's fair.We can't have them both there, because if they're both there, then it's just mental, crazy.And we won't be able to concentrate on the vlog.Anyway, Mandy, you know how you got me that neon diffuser, not diffuser, it was like a, what do you call it?Yeah, this came in the same box, it's like a ceramic diffuser, so I thought you could put it in your car.

So, let's leave.It's like this.I wonder if it works.I don't know.Like, apparently it just lets stuff smell.Hang it up.

Hopefully it doesn't put me to sleep.Rocky, I can't record and have Rocky on my lap.He literally does not sit still.Really?This dog does not sit still.Just sit.

Rocky, just sit.

Relax your butt.I wanted to give you an update, by the way.Ginger Bear brought me some eye drops for dry eyes.Yesterday I went to sleep, and today I'm feeling a lot better.I want to tell you all that.My eyesight is much better today.

I'm glad to hear that.I can't wait to be 100 % me again.It's been a bit shit.

Very shit.

But I'm excited to go away on Sunday.I need a week.I need a break.I need to relax.I'm so excited for Saturday.And this site's gonna be just us four in Gingerbeer's Villa and I don't think we've ever done that before.

So cute, I can't wait.This amazing cafe where our studio is.This is the best chicken salad in the world.Yeah, best chicken salad.How do I look?Andy, he's causing mayhem.

He's causing mayhem here.You're pissed against the chair.

Pissed.Apparently he's trained.

You like to say he's trained?Well he is trained at home.A dog that's only trained at your house is an untrained dog.He's a naughty.There's no grey areas of being trained or untrained.He's a naughty.

Wow, look at this salad, it's banging.Stop playing, stop being naughty.

You say you're losing your eyesight.Where was it?Your mind's going mad.

Was it in your heart because I'm going to cry?

Yeah.Why are you crying?Don't cry.What are you crying for?

Hi, I look so scary right now.Well, I'm getting ready for a podcast and I thought I'd just basically update you on that footage from yesterday.So yesterday, the whole day, I couldn't find my camera, yeah?My vlogging camera.So the last thing I remember and the last time I had my camera was when we were at the restaurant for Anna's birthday.And I remember basically getting into the car after Anna's birthday dinner with the family.

and i remember filming something in the car with gingerbread winding up my dad which i then deleted because i was like people are not gonna believe this anyway the next morningwake up and I can't find my camera anywhere, yeah, like anywhere.The whole day, look for it.Then I had to go do a podcast.I was like, leave it, I'll look for it when I get back.When I got back from the podcast, I was so tired and I spent, I'm not joking, so long looking for this camera around the whole flat.

And I kept saying, yeah, I remember filming something in the car and then deleting the footage.I remember having my camera in the car.So, Gingerbeard went to check the car.Then I went to check the car.Then Gingerbeard's sister went to check the car.Then Anna went to check the car.

This is Gingerbeard, me, his sister, Anna.Four people.And what was making me so upset is because, like, I actually started thinking maybe I'm developing, like, some kind of psychological problem because, like, where is this memory come from that I've got the camera in the car?So then I'm calling the hotel, I'm calling the restaurant, I'm like, I had dinner here, did I leave my camera here?In the end, yeah, Gingerbeard went and he was like, I'm gonna check one more time.And after like two hours of everyone checking the whole flat, four people checking the car, he comes back with that video.

And I was fucking fuming.But anyway, in the end, I was happy that we found the camera and I was happy that I haven't gone mad and that memory did exist.I missed a whole day of vlogging.I mean, I've been really shit this whole week anyway, because I've just not been myself.I'm sure you guys can tell.I've been really, really depressed.

I've cried every day.So I'm sorry, I've struggled a lot this week.Today I woke up with a bit more of a different mentality.I was like, look, Manny, just ride it out.Like, there's nothing else I can do.And I'm going to try and be more positive.

And I'm going to go to London with Gingerbread today after the podcast.He said he's going to buy me something to treat me, cheer me up.So hopefully that will work.And I love you guys for even being patient and tolerant of me when I'm moody.Mandy.I did warn you that moody Mandy does exist.

So you're probably thinking like, why is Mandy's cheeks so pink?But basically, Adorebyte sent me their blush stick with their first edit with Lottie Tomlinson, and I've been using it.I actually really like it.I just pack it on a lot, yeah?and then I sort of do my concealer and it kind of shines through.This one is Balmy Blush in the shade Sunset.

This is what I'm kind of doing.I'm just putting my Shake Take Tarte concealer in Tan over the top and just like going over the pink.And I feel like I really like it.Do you know what it is?It's because it's so pigmented that even when you're kind of going over it with your concealer, it's still coming through.One thing I haven't been crazy about is a Too Faced contour stick.

I used it in my Patreon makeup tutorial.If you haven't seen it, I've done a whole makeup tutorial where I tried a few new products, and I've done a whole step -by -step makeup routine on Patreon, so subscribe, the vlog is on there.But I basically use this Too Faced contour stick in Chocolate Mocha.I'm not really liking it.I don't really like the way it bends.I'm not gonna lie.

I don't like the smell.What, dad?

Do you need so big to be so big?

Yeah, because look, now we can sit and have a coffee and a cake before we start.Yeah, because we need to keep that area clean.And like, look at our light setting.Look how big our lights are.

You can't cook whatever's happening here.That's the problem.

No, there's no kitchen.It would be so good if there was a little sink here, though.

We'd make the whole building smell of Iranian food.Literally.That's how strong.

i was showing my dad the iranian touches so dad look it's a pink persian carpetwe've got the Zoroastrian sign in the middle and we've got two Iran books we've got Iran and then we've got Hafez which is Hafez is a famous Iranian poet.

He's the most famous just equal to Shakespeare in the United Kingdom.And you have chosen a nice colour.

Pink.

It's pink but not very much pink.

And you matched daddy you matched the set today.Your shirt.Did you do it on purpose?

No, it's just I had only this one which was good one.

You were reading that dad.

I was reading and I didn't understand the meaning of the slutty.What is it?I'm still reading what slutty means.

Are you searching what slutty means?

Dad, I like your garlic, it's your onion garlic socks.Mandy, enough arguing with gingerbeard.Now, I was, oy, you know, I was patient, I was calm, and I was the bigger person.

And I just snapped.

Hey guys, I'm just at my mum's, and I'm in Nabi's room, my cousin.If you guys watch the podcast or the vlogs regularly, you'll know that Nabi's my cousin, he lives with my mum.But how cute is he?Because he's got the board that we got from doing that Channel 4 show.It was like family fortune, and then we had that big McKeeley family board, and he's put it above his bed.So cute.

Anyway, I just want to get my nails done and I decided to not get French and I just got like a plain pink colour.What do you guys think?

I'm really feeling it.

We're going to Cyprus tomorrow, so I've come to see my mum, have some breakfast, say bye -bye.Going for a week to 10 days.And I'm just going to pick up my tailoring because I've come and get my tailoring done right here by my mum's.I've got someone to come and wash the sofa because Rocky has pissed obviously on the sofa over the last few months and I'm feeling like my living room is starting to stink of piss I had to take the curtains down as well because I caught him pissing on the curtain Who in their right mind decides to get a brand new flat, new build, no one's lived in it, brand new furniture and think Do you know what's missing?Is a puppy.But I don't regret it.

Rocky is the best thing that I ever did.I love him with all my heart, but he has destroyed the furniture.Luckily, like, that sofa is so shit.Even though I spent two and a half grand on that sofa, it's so shit.But I'm not gonna bother getting a new sofa until he's completely trained.Which, I don't know how long it's gonna be.

He's currently ten months old in two days.So we shall see.Say hello to everyone.Say hello.

Say hello everyone.

No.

Say hello to everyone.

Hello everyone.You say hello everyone.Hello everyone.

Yeah.Thank you.

Take your seat.

You please take a seat.Have a seat.You seat with me.Have a seat.With me.You eat with me.

You okay?

Yes?Yes.Waiting for Godi's mum to come round because you know my mum and Godi's mum are like best friends.And Godi's mum is bringing this Iranian breakfast dish called Kale Pocha which is this it's so gross guys it's a sheep's head a sheep's head it's the head of a sheep and their brain their eyestheir tongue and you eat everything.Mom, do you eat the tongue?

Eyes?Not the eyes.Brain?She likes the brain.Do you eat the nose?The cheek?

We were making faces like, no, but you just said that you eat the brain.tea or coffee but why don't if you eat the brain why don't you eat the cheeks or i don't like it oh you don't like the taste would you eat the the testicles no why because we never eat it but would you try it is not traditionally we don't eat it oh okay but would you try it i didn't know you were coming thank you thank you yes on the rug i ordered something fun we needed a bit of greenery in here imagine guys i have been completely ripped off by this company.I actually can't get over it.Like firstly they came in, they were really really weird and creepy yeah.Like they were so creepy that Kaozic was like I can't leave you alone while they're here.So he was like I have to stay even though he had to go and he had so much to do.

Anyway the guy comes in and I actually checked my ring doorbell.From the moment he came in and the momenthe came out, it was 15 minutes overall.He tried to rip me off with the price, because he quoted me £120.And then when he got here, he was like, well, if you want a de -booking, it's £160.I was like, you should have told me that on the phone.

Anyway, I was like, well, that's not right.Someone else quoted me less.It's not about the money.It's about the principle.I just don't like it.someone taking the piss out of me.

Come in, 15 minutes.I was like, have you got rid of like the smell of the urine?He was like, yeah, all sorted, all sorted.And he was like, can you pull your phone?This is what he said, pull your phone out.I was like, what?

He was like, pull your phone out.I need you to write me a review.I was like, I'm really busy right now.We'll do it later.He was like, okay, cool.Left.

And then when he left, I came and looked closely.I've just tried to spray some like spray on it, but there's still dog piss marks on the sofa.it still smells of urine i was like you came in i messaged him saying you came in 15 minutes you just did i saw and look guys look honestly he put my pillows outside i'm really scared because he obviously knows where i live right and um calzic's gone out now but he uh washed the pillows and then he's put it on the can you see on on the soil the washed washed took him two seconds washed pillows on the soil which is full of shit and piss right i get really annoyed with these sort of things it's not about the fucking 130 quid they took it's about the principle like what makes you think that you can go around ripping people off do you know what i meanDrives me insane.We are on our way to our friend's engagement and we're late because of cows lick.This is what I'm wearing guys.

Luckily I bought this for the christening and didn't end up wearing it.I need to show you guys properly because it's such a beautiful dress.My vlogging camera's on 2%, but look, Mandy, she looks so stunning.Turn around.Show that booty you've been working on.Yeah.

Is it showing?Yeah, it's showing a lot.Bollie, come say hi to everyone.I'm wearing O 'Polly, alright?I'm wearing O 'Polly.

I can't do that or my booty's not...It is!

This is natural as well.Turn around, turn around.

Turn around and...

Yeah.

Where'd you get your outfit from?Because it's very nice.

Thank you.This is Zara.This is for your thing.

Oh my god, it looks like it's a set.

I know, exactly.I really like the trousers.I didn't like the top that came with it.

Oh, look at her putting out the gigolo.Show my outfit, my dear.

Stunning.Stunning.

Yeah, I was looking at Cabel as well, they've got some really nice stuff.

Yeah.

Really, really cute.Like, I love them.

I did my hair up, but, like, not...

Yeah, you can't do it out with this.

Yeah, it wasn't very...

No, because it's, like, too covered, too sleeved.Exactly.I had it out first, and I was like, this is not working.Anyway, this is our...It's our friend's engagement, both of our friends, Mel and Musi, and this is so cute.It's a vibe here.

It's such a vibe.It's like a someone's wedding right now.It's an engagement party.Imagine what the wedding's gonna be like.You need to get yourself some friends.Hey guys.

So basically I'm at the airport.Yesterday when we got back from the engagement party, it was very very late and then literally I hadn't packed a thing.I had to wake up this morning.This is the first time in my life that I've packedon the day, like a few hours before my flight.I've never done that before.

So I had to wake up this morning, tired, pack, drop Brocky off, pack his little suitcase, drop him off to my mum's, and get to the airport.And yeah, I just had a commotion.You'll probably see it on the Cyprus vlog, because Mandy was filming it.a commotion at the luggage because we were over overweight but yeah i'm really excited for this week in cyprus it's gonna be so nice gonna be chilled relaxing vibes and i think it's gonna be a really fun vlog because trips like this where we're just indoors and we're not doing as much like i feel like with marbella and like stuff like mykonos or Marrakesh when it's like there's a lot going on there's a lot of people and it's like like going out drinking it's harder to vlog whereas we're gonna have a lot of banter a lot of jokes on this trip so yeah make sure you subscribe like comment love you thank you for spending the week with me