Adrien Broner Crashes Out And Walks Off The Podcast

Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast.For today's guest, we have Adrian Broner.Welcome in.Thanks for coming.For today's co -host, we have Mike.Welcome in, Mike.

Mike, bring your bitch ass home.Mike, come on, bruh.

Welcome in, Mike.

There go Mike.

You fuck with Mike?

Yeah.

So can you introduce yourself to anybody who might not know you and all that one?

You already know it's AB, always ballin'.A lot of bitches, a lot of bills.Always bragging, you know.Adrian.Adrian Brody, you're from the movies?Adrian the problem, Broner.

Four time world champion.Adrian the problem Brody.

Stop shutting me up or I'll smack the shit out you, alright?What did I do?

Adrian Broner, four time world champion in four different weight classes.Y 'all already know what the fuck is up.What up gang?

Okay, and in case anybody wants to know, his friend Dean who was on the show about a month ago, he's over there.Dean, do you want to introduce yourself?

Yeah, they put my, they put little Bron - Yeah, Dean LeGrand over here in this bitch.

Hey, why you got me over here by this trash though, gang?

To keep you some company.

Bitch ass nigga.What the fuck is this?It's a trash can.Do you want to introduce yourself?Make sure to hold the mic close to your mouth by the way.You don't like the trash can?

Yeah, but he was already on the show.

Did you know when you meet Kellogg at Fort Hagen, he is actually over 100 years old despite only looking like 50?Did you know when you meet Kellogg at Fort Hagen, he is actually over 100 years old, despite only looking around 50?Who is Kellogg?He's the guy, he murders your son, no, he murders your wife and he steals your son in the beginning of the game when he's working for the Institute.

Man, where y 'all got me, bro?

You don't know what I'm talking about?No.We'll move on, whatever.Do you think the government should cut Dean's tongue out?

Hey, I ain't gonna lie, this trash stink, bro.Dean, do you wanna, you can answer that as well.Nah, nah, I wanna move, bro.Get me somewhere else.

Just move the trash can.No, move me.Mike, move the trash can for him, other Mike.

Move me, bro.

Hey, gang.

What the fuck wrong, bro?

They want to cut your tongue out.They got on turbans.I don't know if they, these fake mask turbans.Are we being abducted?

No, it's an interview show where we make people happy and we talk about business.

Oh God.

I'm saying the government in the U .S.might make more money because people will become smarter if Dean cannot speak anymore.

Oh, okay.You, you, I see where you're going with this.

So what do you think?Should they take his tongue away?It's not really used for anything much.

No, no, no.We can't take Dean's tongue away.

What about his head?So he keeps his tongue, so he's not dismembered.

Right.No, we can't do that.

No, no head?Okay.If you were to fight tomorrow, would it be in the heavyweight division?

No, probably cruiserweight though.

But I'm saying tomorrow, no weight cutting, you know.

Probably cruiserweight.

So what are you weighing at right now?

I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I'm about cruiserweight.

What is cruiserweight?Like, you know, 180, something like that?Yeah.I'm like 165, I feel like you're probably like more than 50.

I never gave a fuck, bro.

I think you're like maybe a little more than 50.

I never asked what you weighed, bro.

I know, I was just using it for context.

Yeah, I never gave a fuck what you weighed.Okay, okay.

Would you cheat on your boyfriend if he cheated on you?

Nah, look, you got three strikes, that's one.

You know, okay, that's no good.

You got three strikes, that's one.

Okay, your girlfriend, your girlfriend, we'll change.I was just asking as a general thing.I'm, of course, not calling you gay.

No, I'm just saying, you got three strikes, that's one, my n***a.That's not okay?Okay.Hey, you know they can't save you.

I know kung fu.

Man, you gonna go to sleep.

You can't kick, I ain't never seen nobody kick sleep.I mean, I'm always up.

No, you're going to sleep.I know y 'all be on bullshit, but I be on bullshit too, so we can just get on bullshit.

Would it be fair, can I get on bullshit with you?Maybe I can become part of your team, because I always wanted to get on bullshit, you know what I mean?You got to go get the tat.Which one?I can't see it.C .

O .B.What does that mean?

Crash Out Boys.

You just got that recently?Yeah.No, but I'm not saying your streaming group.I'm saying I always kind of wanted to be gangster, but I grew up too suburban a little bit.No, if you mean you're going to crash out, crash out.And what is it, crashing out, like killing somebody?

Yeah, crash out.You would recommend I do that?Yeah.But then I'll go to jail for my whole life.

No, we don't tell and we don't get caught.

I mean, maybe if I do it in like a different country where they don't have equipment like cameras, but in America, they will catch you.No.Okay.Who do you think is the greatest boxer of all time?Floyd Melvin.What about Charlie Z?

Floyd Melvin.You sure?So where does Charlie Z rank in your...I don't know Charlie Z. He's a 331 -0 undefeated UBF champion.What the fuck am I doing, bro?Underground boxing champ.

Dean, what do you think?Who's the greatest boxer of all time?

You got me in the corner, gang.No, you have a mic.I don't, bro...the fuck am I doing in a corner like I'm just like some bitch -ass and nobody know it's cuz this set is smaller than our last one You could have scooted him one of them over.

Do you want to come over here?

I don't know, but you should have did that bro.We can bring you over I try to get the trolley shit, but this disrespectful is fuck okay, so let's get him over here if you wanna.

We'll make some space Put some respect on my name For real though, I'm about to smack the shit out you, for real.

Well, it's because it's already such a tight space with these two guys, you know.

Nah, why you got my n***a in the corner like that, though?

We put even the setup so it looks the same.

It don't matter, n***a.

We'll be in your chair.

Real though, because if we crash out, we'll crash out on this bitch.

Why did I do?I'm trying, I'm being respectful, I just brought him over here.I didn't realize he didn't like you over there.I'm trying, look, look how tight the situation is.So what, n***a?

Get up, n***a, you ain't talking anyway, n***a.Show bitch ass up, n***a.

But then you won't have a mic.Okay, just talk loud, I guess.

It'll pick up on you.

Okay, Mike, sit over there by the trash, so they don't come out, crash out and kill us.Okay, so now that you're here, do you want to get more involved?Maybe introduce yourself?Okay, who do you think, how about that?Who do you think is the greatest boxer?But he doesn't think so.

He said Mayweather.I know, but I'm trying to converse with you further than the initial question.Would that, okay, nevermind.Why do you think haters like Dean want you to quit drinking alcohol when it actually works?you much smarter and stronger?

Now you asking good ass questions.

That's what I'm saying.I'm on your side.Now you asking great questions.I'm a fighting fan.I'm a boxing fan.Now you asking great ass questions.

See, I knew this was going to turn up.I knew this was going to be good.That's why I had to get his hating ass over him.Now you asking good questions.You know what I'm saying?He got to stop that shit.

We just almost fought on the way here.Yo, yo.No.Because he doesn't want you drinking?Yeah, he tried to take my cup.

Don't grab my cup.That's disgusting.Who are you?Are you his father?

Don't fucking grab my cup.Bitch ass.No.Well, stop fucking.You addicted to fucking.We ain't talking about that.

We ain't talking about that.Yo, yo, yo.

Who ain't though?Bitch.I like to fuck, bitch.I like to fuck.Who don't?

We ain't talking about that.

You got ten.

Yeah, I do.Do you sometimes feel when you're drunk like you can fly?

You feel very good?He wants to take that away from you and so do all these people watching you.

They gotta stop that shit.That's what we gotta stop.You know what I'm saying?Are you usually drinking more water or alcohol per day?Probably water.

You're lying.

I thought you were on top, bitch.No, he's just doing Asian face.

I say you're a liar too.

I'm about to paint your shit yellow too.You better not say it, bitch.Heard him.

I didn't say anything.I'm Asian.I don't care.And yes, you're looking at my yellow face.And yes, that's my own idea.You have nothing to do with it.

I didn't come up with that idea.Listen, listen, listen.Go strap two bombs to these n****s.

I'm not from the Middle East.What are you talking about?

Go strap two bombs to these n****s' chest.

You don't like them because they're yellow?

And let them walk in the mosque.Alright, alright, alright.Nah, I'm tripping, I'm tripping.My bad, my bad, my bad.

You don't like them because they're yellow?I apologize.

Oh, that was kind of racist.

To who?Who are you being racist to?

Okay, we'll move on.

Do you think you'd be able to pass a cognitive test?A what?Cognitive test.

I don't even know what that is, gang.

It's like a test to see if you're smart, if your brain is like kind of quick.Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.I have a question.I'll test it, okay?Repeat the following sentence exactly.My name is Adrian Broner and I cannot pass a cognitive test.

Repeat.The same sentence exactly.My name is Adrian Broden, and I cannot pass a cognitive test.

Holy shit.That was impressive.Can you repeat it?

Holy shit.

No, no.What I wrote here.

Oh, Adrian Croner.

All right.

And what was it?My name is Adrian Croner.Okay, he failed.That's a fail.What was it?And I'd like to pass a...

Cognitive test.

Impressive test.

That was good enough.No it wasn't.It's not like 50 out of 100.It's 0 or 100.You failed.So that means that you're not a cognitive person.

it means that you don't have consciousness Dean it means that you should be a professor because you understand larger -than -life concepts about the universe I know I know I know you your podcast is shit you don't like this show suck why this shit is garbage have you ever done a show with two guys who are doing Asian face I didn't even tell him to do it it was his own idea Hey guys sorry for the interruption have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by factor Let's say one day you're hungry you want to make yourself a meal But you go to your pantry go to your fridge, and you just don't have it in you That's where Factor comes in, and I can tell you personally that it's helped solve a lot of my setup problems.It can be ready in just 2 minutes, it's fresh, never frozen, and it will deliver straight to your door so you can have more time this spring.My favorite meal from Factor is the Roasted Garlic Chicken, but one of the great things is they offer over 100 rotating weekly menu options, so there's always something new to try, including options like Mediterranean and Asian inspired flavors.Factor also has meals built around your goals, whether that's That's weight loss, overall nutrition, more protein or GLP -1 support.Head to factormeals .com slash Matton50off and use my code Matton50off.

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Yeah, can you tell me all of their names?

Yeah, Adrian Araya Armani Kenyatta and Meyer who's out to admire?Adrian Leia There's two Adrienne's no Repeating it.

Okay.

No, no, no Is it likely that you have multiple more kids that you don't even know exist?

How does that make you feel?

I'm always in the mood to meet new people.

Let's say you had five more kids that were already out there.Would you like their baby mothers to come forward to collect child support?Of course.

I don't care about child support.I just care about taking care of all my children.That's actually a great answer.That's beautiful.Do you pay a lot of money in child support?$17 ,000 a month, but I ain't paid child support in about two, three years.

Your kids are all grown up past 18?No.Not all of them.

You're just not paying anymore?

Yeah.Things happen, you know.Now I'm getting back on track and then I can give money again, but, you know.

Is it like, did you file bankruptcy and then the government doesn't make you pay it?

No, it's just, you know, I'm a great dad and all my big moms know that.

Did they get along with each other?

Yeah.

So you have like a huge feast for like the holidays?Do they all come?

Yeah.sometimes I do that.

That's wonderful, very nice.What is the ninth letter of the alphabet?

The ninth letter?

Yeah.No, but don't tell him.And you can't use your fingers.Holy shit.You're getting a call, by the way.

Y 'all ain't got no liquor here?Well, I'm dead.It don't matter, either one.I'm in the middle of an interview right now.How's it going?

He kind of look like Dr. Umar a little bit.Are you familiar with him?Yeah.And how's it been going since the last time we met Abdeen, since the last interview?Has things been going well for you?I noticed that since the last time...

Hey, hey, hey, I'm gonna ask you one more time.You got some liquor?I don't, I don't think so.We might have, uh...Maybe.Can you check for me, Mike?

If you have some, if we have some liquor in that fridge.We can order you some.What type do you like?If they ain't got what I like, I like what they got, man.Okay.See, people say don't provide alcoholics with alcohol, but you know they'll...

Alcoholics will feel bad if you don't give them alcohol for a long period of time.They'll have withdrawals.

That's all y 'all got?

I'll take that bitch.Give it again, I want two.

Why should we make people feel withdrawal?Why should we make alcoholics feel withdrawals?Yeah, that's bad, you know Talking to him Dean I noticed since last time we did an interview you hired a Security guard is that to stop people because we did that around the time when you had just got knocked out from that elbow Knock knock down, you know similar I'm not trying to insult him.I'm just saying that's when it was I'm just trying to even see him bro.I don't want no smoke that guy the guy who hit him with the elbow Yeah, you're trying to but how could he do that match against him?That guy's like 300 the crazy thing is though, bro.

We ain't got no problem You just said you're trying to find him.No, we're not trying to find him, but we didn't say that.But that shit over with, you know what I'm saying?We ain't got no problem with it, bro.I fuck her, bro.He actually said that.

He actually just gave me props and said that I'm the funniest guy on the internet right now.The guy who hit him?

Yeah.Huh?

No, he was just doing an interview and he said it.He was like, man, he's the funniest guy on the internet right now.See, he doesn't agree with you.He doesn't like him.He still has a problem with him.Ain't no problem with him.

I'm trying to get him to grow.You know, everybody's not an enemy just because y 'all had a misunderstanding.

Yeah, I feel like that was a little bit more than a misunderstanding that time.Not physical.

Why wouldn't you do that?

Will you shoot him?So then I don't know, I mean...I would.You would shoot him?

I just thought you didn't want to have any enemy now you're threatening to kill him no I'm just saying I would I like it's a good way to get out of child support I told him I told him you know I'm saying like they make guns for like you know I don't I fight in the ring I fight in the ring outside you gotta go so outside of the ring you don't like boxing you like shooting people Yeah.

Did you ever think about it like that?If you shoot and kill somebody and they catch you, you no longer have to make child support payments.There's ways around things, man.

That's the way around it, right?There's ways around things, brother.What do you mean?Exactly what I said.Exactly what I mean.

Do you chase the sound of the ice cream truck when it's nearby?

And do.

Yeah.I didn't get that.And do?

And do.

What does that mean?

Hell yeah.

Oh, okay.Which is your favorite flavor of Spongebob?Shortcut.I mean Shortcake.Strawberry Shortcake.Spongebob like him, look.

He looks like Spongebob a little bit.The Yao Ming thing is just a racist comment.Is that just because he's yellow?Plus the fact that he's Asian?

He doesn't speak English.

He's not doing that accent as a joke.He's Chinese.

That speak English I can tell you from my own personal experience that it won't work.

They won't give you the moneyI got the money for like three times in a row and then the last four they didn't give it to me.They owe me like 3 ,200 bucks.

I think he's serious.

Would you let your son use his iPad for 15 hours a day until he's shaking so bad he can't even speak?

Chill bro, no.

So he's just, he's like playing Minecraft on the iPad?These kids always on the iPad, you know what I mean?

No.

No?Do you let him use the iPad at all?

Yeah, he can use it, man. I'm 15 hours a day.

Are all of your kids, they all live in LA?They all live in California?

Nah, I got, I got three in Florida, I got six in Cincinnati, and I got one in Texas.

So how can you stop them if they're so widespread, you cannot make sure they're not always on the iPad?

Yeah, I can.

How can you do that?Tell their mom don't let them on the fucking iPad.Should the government fund a televised game show where inmates on death row jump out of a moving helicopter and try to smash into homeless people to win their family a cash prize?You're encouraging it Dean you're trying to pretend you don't want it to drink alcohol, but you just chugged it Not asking these disrespectfully I thought you're not allowed to drink cuz you're Muslim no Well, that's also bad you shouldn't do it because they're doing one you should try to avoid in general When I die, it'll be only me and that casket.

Yeah, yeah.

Only Allah can judge you.

Are you also Muslim?So you don't even have to worry about that.About the drinking.

There's a reason why we shouldn't be drinking.

Is that when you got into those fights, you were drunk?

You know what I tell people?I tell people this, man.Because everybody be always talking about my drinking and all that.But didn't Jesus turn water into wine?

Well, Jesus wasn't a Muslim, according to Christians, at least.No, no.I'm not talking about...

Muslim well he was allowed to drink alcohol Christians drink listen.I said didn't Jesus Didn't Jesus turn water into wine yes now I look at that a different way as everybody else because there's only one person that'll turn water into wine so alcoholic man So you think Jesus was an alcoholic?Nah I'm saying thoughNah, for real though.Listen, just think about it.I ain't got no money.

All I got is powers.I can't buy liquor.Bug it.I'm gonna turn water into wine.

That's an alcoholic.Who the hell, who gonna do that?It's an interesting idea.What if he was just trying to get some calories and he was trying to, because water has zero, wine doesn't.

What I'm telling you is this, kid.

Wine is made of grapes.

Right.

And a grape has some calories whereas water is not.Well, why didn't he just make it?Make what?

It was a show of miracles.And then wanted to get drunk.

I done did all this shit.It's time to celebrate.

I done did all this shit.

It's time to celebrate.

Let's get back on topic.I'll repeat my question.Should the government fund a televised game show where inmates on death row jump out of a moving helicopter and try to smash into homeless people to win their family a cash prize?

Nah, bro.

That wouldn't be the most entertaining thing ever?

Nah.

Think about it.You were a boxer.People like seeing people hit each other, hurt each other.Who's gonna get more hurt from a guy flying out of a building at Mach speed?Poof!Explosion.

But he might die too.He's on death row.He's gonna die no matter what.He's a criminal.

Nah, man.

So he'll die no matter what, but now if he gets to kill also a homeless person, they'll give his family, who's completely innocent, a cash prize.

Nah, bro.No, bro.You might become homeless one day.

I don't know if I could do it.

You know what I'm saying?Anything can happen in this world, trust me. I would be in the afterlife before that.I don't know if I can do it.You know what I'm saying?I know if you ever, and God forbid it happen, if you ever become You know, fucked up, no money, and homeless.You're going to kill him, him, yourself.

I know how you're going to do it.I would start killing people?Yeah, yeah, I know how you would do it.

Oh, you're saying I especially would be a crazy one.I agree, I'd be super pissed.Because you know those homeless people, they have to eat bugs to get by, just for small nutrients.

What the fuck?I don't want to do it, man.

It's going to work out.That was offensive.Neither of you are homeless.

No, it's just that shit.

OK, we'll move on if you don't want to deal with that question.Is it cultural appropriation for non -whites to drink clean water?

What?

Think about it.

So, that's low -key racist.

Because kind of white people invented that.Think about it.They were the first to drink clean water.They came up with those purification systems.

How do you know white people invented that?It was a black guy who invented that, bitch -ass n***a.

Okay, well, what if I was black and then I invented peeling my own finger off and then eating it?I mean, sure, but I wasn't black and I didn't do that.See what I'm saying?No, where is it?Where in the world?Hey, man, you you need you need you need real production, bro Like this is in a high level to you.

This show is shit.

Oh, but look we have five different angles I'm fucking and I'm fucking disappointed.You know, we're stimulating.I Thought this would be a better better everything everything shit.This is it.This is shit.Oh

people...

You think it's easy to get a Chinese guy?

I got turbans on and shit.Fake turbans.

Like...No, it's just a t -shirt.

Yeah.

He's not trying to pretend he's Indian.He doesn't look anything like it.His skin is completely white.And then you got a bunch of bitches, bro.

You need to stop, bro.What did I do?Oh, no.You say it's...The shit you say will get you hurt, bro, if you got the right guess, bro.

Well, I'm not trying to be disrespectful.If you don't like a question, we can move on from it.

No, I'm just saying, I don't give a fuck.I'm with all the bullshit.

You're saying the wrong guy might...I actually like it.I actually like it.

I like it.I like it.But...

The wrong guy might take it the wrong way.

Yeah, yeah.

It's possible.I mean, this was a little bit last second we scheduled this, but usually I'll have a guy who's inside of the ceiling, and if he starts hearing any rockets, he'll just start shooting the floor.

Yeah, see, now...

So imagine how crazy that would be.If somebody attacks me, he's just gonna start shooting me.

Get out!No!Get out!

Is that a reference to something?A movie?

I wouldn't get it.

Anyways, back to that homeless question.I liked what we were discussing.Okay, you wouldn't watch that what's the most popular thing right now?Us okay, and what do you guys do you get in fights on live streams think about it and do I?Agree that I agree with you Stupid I say that about yourself.I'm not you know.

I can't say that it wouldn't apply to me Would you let me say it or no exact I can't say thatWill you attack me?

No.

I won't do it.I'm just trying to test if you're one of those black people who want white people to say it.No, no, no.Say it.Say stupid a**.There's way too many cameras here.

Goof a**.

Say it.

Say it.Goof a**.Stupid a**.We could do it outside, but not inside with all these.No, no, no.Say it.

There's too many cameras.No, no.Say it.Stupid a**.Goof a**.One day, I'll regret it.

They'll have a video of me on it forever.

Say it.

It's not a good idea.I'm giving you the pass.He's telling me not to do it.And he's Asian.These guys are smarter than you guys.The two smart ones are telling me not to.

I'm giving you the pass.

But you're drunk.People aren't going to take this as a serious pass.And he's crazy.

I'm not drunk.

You just chugged a white claw in three seconds.

Give me another one.I'm not drunk.

Give him another one.I like to feed the alcoholics.See, I want to help you.See, my employees, they're those clean water drinking people.

OK.See, see, see, the thing is, right?The thing is what?Hey, hey, hey, don't ever say no to what I'm doing, bitch ass.Give me another one.

Get another one, bitch.There are no more.Nah, go make another one then, nigga.Go make one then, nigga.Yeah, get that one then.Give us that one in your hand, bitch.

Give it to him.Give it to him.Why would you stop an alcoholic from drinking alcohol?You want him to feel bad?

Nah, nah, nah, nah.

I don't know if that's alcohol, actually.What is that?Oh, no, that's Palestine Cola.Free Palestine, nigga.Free Palestine, but yeah, that's not alcohol.Do you want it yeah, it's like coke

I think he's digging in the trash.Are you in the trash or the fridge?No, because I can't see you over there.You don't want like a soda?

Shut your bitch ass up.I have to answer your questions.

See, I've been trying to be respectful.I'm like, I'm a fighting fan.So I've always been a fan of you and you don't like me.It's so disappointing.

I ain't say, I ain't say I don't like you.I absolutely like you.

Bitch ass.You're not interacting with my questions.I am.Okay, fine.We'll get back to the clean water one.Is it cultural appropriation?

Listen, bro.I don't know who drink clean water, dirty water.

Who in the world drinks the dirtiest, where is the dirtiest water?Where do they not have clean water?India.India, where else?Oh my God.Where else?

Oh my God, bloody.Come on, we know it.

Come on now.

Let me ask you, where is the clean water at?

Come on now, we know it.Come on, say it.

Alaska.And who lives in Alaska?

White folks.

The clean water people.So, is it maybe a little racist if Indians drink clean water?It's not part of their culture.

I mean, I mean, you saying all this shit, bro.Do you agree with me, though?I don't agree with shit you're talking about.

But wouldn't it be racist for an Indian person to drink clean water?It's like if I wore a turban and I started going like that with my head.

Yeah, they don't do it.

Yeah, it's like that.Don't do it.Don't do it.Don't do it.You see what I'm saying?It's like if I did that, that's an Indian person.

drinking clean water.They're drinking clean water and their head is shaking.

That was different of him.He grabbed the dick.

No, no, no.Like a water, like this.How do you think an Indian guy drinks?

This is the way you did it though.

The way you're shaking it.Don't make it a gay thing.I asked him a gay question.He put me on water strike 2.He got upset about it.We can all agree here that we're not big fans of gay people, right?

What would you do if your dog was gay?That was a similar question, yeah.What would you do if your dog was gay?Like him?I mean, he might be at a dog level, but still a humanoid.

Oh, my dog was gay?

Oh, no, not like your dog, like your black friend, like your dog, like a pit bull.

Oh, OK.

He starts trying to have s**t with other male dogs.I'm giving him away.You're giving him away?What?What did you say?

Gay son or thot daughter.

An abortion.How about that?

Yeah, I'm just saying I'm better.

I think the gay thing is worse, to be honest.

I gotta go with thot daughter because you can fix that.Yeah.Yeah.She grew out of it.She grew out of it.Gang.

What's your name, gang?

Shaodong.

Shaodong?

I'M THE FUCKING NEIGHBOR!KEEP IT FUCKING DOWN!

I wanted to slap the shit out of somebody today.And you look like a predator.Nah, nah.Get the fuck out before I slap you.

Oh, that's the neighbor.

We can't attack him.Don't get evicted.

That's the neighbor.They'll evict me if you slap him.They'll evict me. I thought you said you were my buddy.We got one more time for that to happen.That wasn't my choice.That's my neighbor.

You didn't see all those houses walking in that were connected.

I'm just the lady came over here that you were yelling out, too I'm just letting you know gang shit like that happen again.I'm slapping the shit out of somebody people What it why how can I control that and then you think I know that guy you're not gonna be able to control me I'm just letting you know bro.You got a real gay stone your show game all this all that one shit stop that bro I don't know that guy though, what can I do?And I'ma slap the shit out the next nigga that do some dumb shit like that.

So if another neighbor comes in and complains, you're gonna attack them?I ain't gonna attack them, I'ma just slap the shit out of them.But then they're gonna evict me and then I'm gonna be homeless like you said.Well, fuck yeah.And then people are gonna fly out of helicopters and they're gonna try to smash into me to win their family a cash prize.

Fuck yeah, I hope they win.

Oh, so now it's okay?Now that it's your friend, I'm your friend but you want people to kill me?Man, fuck you, dude.I thought we were buddies.You're not my friend.Are we not buddies?

No.Am I your n -word at least?

You my n***a.You my n***a though.

So just like, come on, you can't attack the neighbors here.If I knew that guy and I set him up to do it, it would be one thing, but...That's what you did.That you think I set him up to do that?Yeah.that guy that guy looked like a crackhead not do what they say and do if you had another kid and they came out blue would you take a DNA test or would you completely deny that you are their father I won't even take a DNA test.

They're blue.They're entirely blue.Not like, uh...That ain't my kid.

Fucked up kid.Okay.Blue?I wouldn't...

What would you do?

I would take care of my blue son.

But, I mean, how do you know it's really yours if he's blue?

Because...That's a mega -mind kid.Our blood is blue before it hit the air.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Yeah.You're supposed to be smart, bitch.Our blood...Yeah, but our blood is red.No.Our blood is blue.

You're saying that oxygen changes it?

Yes.

Yeah, but these guys living on Earth, they're still oxygen, so what are you talking about?I'm just telling you, man. I get this point.If technically our blood is blue before oxygen hits it, that's fine, but this guy's not in the middle of space.

No, what I'm saying is this.His shit probably just fucked up to where it didn't go through.

No, no, no.He's completely blue.It's never been seen before.In the hundred billion people that have existed.And I got a Crip Baby dance.It's my song.

He Crip!I'm a Crip Mac.He Crip!And have you done DNA tests for your other children?

All of them, but not all of them.Just a couple of them?Most of them.

And have they all come out good or bad?

They all good.

You're not hoping sometimes that it says no?

Hell no.

Why?But then you have to pay more money.

So what?I love all my children, bro.

Would you ever consider adopting some children?Fuck no.You just said you love them kids.Yeah, I love my children.But they will be your children.They'll just be Chinese.

No, no, no.

And then you can have like children that are super smart and good at math.

Yeah, my children are super smart and good at math.

I'm not saying they're not.I'm just saying the Chinese ones will for sure be good.No, but my children are for sure good.Better than a Chinese person?Yeah.It's hard to beat them at that game.

No, it's not.They're playing a game you could never play.

Yeah, one more dumbass question.

Do you think you would be able to beat Long Neck in a boxing match in your current state?Huh?Do you think you would be able to beat Long Neck in a boxing match in your current state?That wasn't offensive.It's a question about his boxing career.

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