Adultas por primera vez l Las Alucines l 02x37

We are very excited to let you know that the second stage of the USA tour has already opened.

Party in the USA!

New dates, we will see you in Las Vegas, Miami, Orlando, all the Meredith that you have. And we will leave you the link below so you can go see it from your tickets. Go to Amigas or see it alone and meet some Alusín there. And we love you very much and we hope to see you soon.

Something more Alusín is missing, right? I think it's something more hallucinogenic, right? I think so. Are we going crazy or what? The hallucinations, boots and a bag hat.

The hallucinations, and tons of champagne.

Hello!

How are you, friends of the web? Welcome to one more episode of the Best Podcast in the World! Of course! Hola, hola! ¿Cómo están, amigos de la web? Sean todos bienvenidos a un episodio más

del Mejor Podcast del Mundo!

¡Claro!

¡Woo!

Pero también siento que del universo.

Sí.

Porque el mundo me queda pequeño.

Nos queda pequeño, quesito. O sea, nosotros creemos que... Creo que hemos trascendido tanto que ya el universo es nuestro nuevo hogar. Hay que crear algo más grande que el universo. that the universe is our new home. We have to create something bigger than the universe.

I feel like in the vocabulary, I still feel... I see everything we've done. We've changed the world. And then they say influencers are idiots. Yes, two stupid girls here, believing themselves. The center of the world.

But we are, kids, we are. Because what you want, you create. But we are, kids. We are. Because what you believe, you believe.

What? What? Oh, cry.

Cry what? I'm not crying.

It's here, don't be good. Very funny the last episodes.

Yes.

I'm glad you liked them. We received a very nice response, kids. Little things. Little things. So, I had a question that I quote. Cositas, cositas, cositas. Entonces, yo tenía una duda, que citó, ¿tú crees, tú crees que este año, 2026... Me da mucho risa cuando hacen las manos así, pero con los dedos pegados.

¿Tú crees?

Se me hace de lupillo.

Porque lupillo es muy así, así... ¿Tú crees que en este año regresen las tías?

Ay, sí, ya.

Ya.

Ya. I see ya ya ya ultimately me top in your no no, sir. No, I don't care. Yeah, yeah tomas opinion suficiente tiempo, pero también de vez en cuando El hemos her felices. Sí, porque we the repeater las extrañe aquí. No, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no Cabrones And also Lupillo y Quesotes, don't be afraid. We have to record episodes of them. Yes.

Really, a bad advice, second part. A Northeastern slaps, second part. And do it however you want. Do it however you want. And let us know when so we don't see it. No, because they ask a lot.

In fact, it makes me laugh when they put a song like

we didn't know we were happy.

Yeah.

And with the girls. I was bad at saying friends.

But I got it.

You got it.

It's what the guys do.

The guys who put the music and the picture. You write it. You write it.

Why didn't you know you were happy?

It's how it sounds now. Everything is depression. And a little bit of love.

Yes.

Like this. My dad, for example, now that he gave me influenza, I put it on him. Dad, I think I'm going to take an influenza test because I do feel very bad. No, daughter.

So much work and not eating well. My dad says that diseases don't exist. I think that not taking medication comes from my dad. It comes from your dad. Because my dad is also... One day I feel bad for the other day. Let's go, it's over.

Aha.

Ah, but it's not about your protein.

Eh?

It's not about your methamphetamines?

Your shaker.

No, my dad never... No, it's not about your... It's not about your earring. It's not about your earring. It's not about your perforations. I would love it if one day you send us a picture of your dad with earrings and stripes.

On the internet, you say, Wiki, but my dad...

Yes, yes, yes, that I was scared of my dad.

Or you make a joke to your dad and then they send me this picture of you.

I love it, I love it.

How are you, Kessy Tone?

Very well, I'm very excited because today after recording we are going out Which we never do I feel that when they see us all together outside They ask for a wish, genuinely they ask for a wish Well, that in the tours they see us a lot No, but that we go out to dinner and... Oh, never, just in a hotel.

I mean, never. Really, whoever sees us at a party or having dinner late or something, the team together, they ask for a wish because they're a shooting star. Really, guys, that's not normal. Because we're almost always like, work, work,

very tired, for example, right now we're tired, but we said we were going to give it our all. I mean, I don't feel that tired. I'm honest. No, I feel good. I'm good.

So, I think it's coming.

And how do you feel?

I feel tired.

I'm going to say no.

And I'm like, oh.

No, I'm very motivated. I want us to be there. I want... We can just go for my shoes. I don't know if we should leave here, get ready, go to my apartment for my shoes, and then we go together. Or, you take me for my shoes, we go for you, and we go together. It depends on where the place is.

This way. No, better all together, because if not, you'll have to go back and forth. Yes, yes, yes. And we can take a selfie in the mirror before going out but all together in heels

yes, yes, yes

you know how it goes?

yes, we have to be like chavitas

today we are going to be mega chavas

chavas and photos like that too today we are muchachas

we have to take off our thong

today we are going to be super muchachas I loved it I want you to know that May sent us a message in the morning and said, because I'm telling you, we're going to leave after recording, right? And she says, hey, don't make me not go out because I'm going in a fucking dress. And she's coming in a fucking dress.

And I was like, what? I wasn't going to a tennis match? No, she's coming in a fucking dress. I have panties. I'm gonna put on jeans. Yes, yes, yes. Don't go to My Way. My Way is in Minifalda.

Literally.

I'm not surprised. It's not like, What's wrong with you?

I saw her.

I loved it.

Don't do it.

I swear I won't. I swear I won't forgive you.

Don't do it.

Fuck.

But today we're going like friends.

Oh no. We're like friends. Like... Ay no! Ay no! Ay no!

And with the ass in the air.

Yes! Ay ay ay!

No, but I live to dance ugly.

Because we're girls.

But to make us laugh. Yes, yes. We feel like we're those friends that people around us are like, what's wrong with you?

What the hell?

I'm like, who's going to hold me?

And you guys are playing that the old people are going to pay for the shit.

I know, dude.

I love it. But let's see what stories happen to us today.

And I hope that everything that happens tonight gives us for an episode.

Oh yes. I hope everything that happened last night is for an episode. Oh, yes!

Of course! We can also make another episode of a party. Remember we were acting drunk? Oh, yes!

We have to make several of last season. The drunk one, no way! It was incredible!

I was like...

I was dressed like a whore!

But since we were dressed, I had the extension on the outside.

And the heels, and the heels! Different.

I love it, man.

What a beautiful first season, huh? Man, it's when we weren't afraid of the funa.

Literally.

But you guys have turned off that shine.

Let's give it a second chance. If they funa us again, that's it. Because they've really created fear and anxiety. Yes, there are people who say, Hey girls, I liked that before they were more open. Ah, the thing is that before they didn't tell me to die. No, and before they didn't tell me that I was a fucking false, that I was a disgusting old lady,

that I thought I was a girl, and that I had a shitty personality. I mean, literally, I questioned changing my personality. so I have to be more serious. Let's give you a second chance. Please. Please. Yes, no, but where do you want to do it again? We're going to talk about quantum physics.

Yes, that was good. But I want to talk to you about today's topic. What's the topic? Look, Nigiri.

What a fucking Nigiri, Nita, Nita, Nita, Nita. Bring me a...

I can't stand it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no So, what do you think?

So?

So?

Come on!

I didn't even understand what you were saying.

I said, let me grow up for the first time. Okay.

Give me the roll, Anigiri!

It's very adult to say hello like this.

Very adult to what? That!

And from afar. And then you're like...

And always a smile like...

Pleasure. But a smile like... Like... You can't talk too much because you can't talk.

No, no, no, it's not like...

It's not like what?

No, it's not like... No, no, no, it's not like... Seriousness. You don't have contact. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No! Well, we'll see. Yes, we'll see. But well... Ah, mini-adults. But it's from the first times. From things you did as an adult for the first time. I'm learning.

Nyah, nyah.

Right, right.

You're learning, but what we're going to talk about is from our first times. I repeat.

When we were adults, because when you become an adult, there has to be a first time where you experience something that you say, this is already an adult.

For example, what was it that you said, this is an adult? The first time you said, my mom, this is an adult. Paying taxes. It wasn't driving?

No.

Like, I don't know, saying, oh, jokes.

It's true because my mom has me in her lap.

But when they already explained to me the concept of making money, and you paying to make money. I said, no, we're getting sick of this. You're getting sick of this. I'm stupid. I'm paying for work. They're extorting me and we're getting left behind. And they're taking me to do it.

I mean, what the hell.

I think the first time I felt adult was when I made love. For the first time.

I paid taxes and you had sex.

Yes, I swear.

Why? Because I said, you have to take a lot of responsibilities. I mean, it was something that I... The boyfriend I had was a cute guy and whatever you want. And he was a big boy?

A big boy, yes, yes. And my face, my face the size of his... Fucking 13. I'm so ugly, and my face is the size of his fucking triceps.

Gross, gross, gross!

Gross!

Stop!

And I remember, since I knew it was going to happen, I remember that it was the subject of,

hey, we have to do some exams, And it was doing some exams, man.

Okay.

Both he and I, that I, it's okay, if it's going to be this month or whatever. You said that step one, step two, step three.

100%. No, my mom put it here, you tattoo it for me. And the one that, okay, he had never done it, and I was like, what? You've never done it? And he was like, no. And going to my mom's hiding place, because it was the first time I did, well, I didn't want to do a thousand things in my mom's hiding place, but like a procedure without my mom and bleeding.

Going to the doctor without adults is already de adulto. Sí, güey. Entonces, esa vez y luego ya después del tema de cómo nos vamos a cuidar, cómo porque fue muy, muy responsable, me acuerdo, y sentí que estaba haciendo trámites para hacer el amor. O sea, what the fuck? Pero es como siento yo que debería de ser.

Sí, sí, sí.

Como un trámite.

Y en fin, sí está lo correcto. Como un trámite. I felt like an adult because I was making my own decisions. And I was like, what if I don't do it? And if I do, nothing would stop me. I had the power to do everything, to do it, not to do it, to eat, everything, everything.

It all depended on me.

And for example, when you went to get an exam, you didn't feel like, wow, everyone is looking at me like... I'm going to do a medical exam for something else.

Girl, are you with the gynecologist? Yeah? Well... Yes. I've never been down. Never. But I felt like everyone was watching me. I was going to buy

the anti-conceptive pill or whatever. It was the worst. The worst for me. I was going to the province. In Hermosillo, and he was like, don't worry, I'll take care of it. I get out.

And the girl gets in the car and he goes down to buy condoms. Very provincial.

Very.

You know, you get out and one stays like this. And you know perfectly what to get out.

Sure.

And I'm like, in the car. You know how? in the car, you know? Because I was going to fuck. So I remember perfectly talking to some friends, like, hey, give me your phone, and talking to make the appointment. All that was a nervousness that, fuck, it's my responsibility. I mean, it's my responsibility not to ruin my life today. Because if I don't do that, I'm going to fall pregnant.

And that's when I said, there's only one life. No, but then I said, wow, I'm responsible. And I'm a responsible adult. Because it's true, when we drove, we were very responsible. I borrowed the car, I didn't even fill it up with gas, my dad did it, so...

But you even paid taxes and you said... No, no, no, I had experiences like that. I remember the first time I drove and I hated it. I said, I feel like I'm'm ready for this level of adulthood. Better take me. What do you think? I feel like it was a very beautiful process because my dad bought a very old Jeep,

all stripped, almost like the body of a Jeep, and we were fixing it all together for a year. I mean, my brother, my dad and I. So it was like our Sunday project, and my dad said, the day we finish fixing this car, we're going to start learning to drive. And I said, wow, what a great experience, no way. And besides, it was like, we were going to school and my dad was always working, it was a beautiful experience on Sundays, like, oh, we're going to fix a car. And it was going to the junkies to look for parts and it was not cheap.

I mean, cool, right? And I remember that the day my dad said, that's it, we're going to learn to drive, we went to the side where I lived, there was another neighborhood that never grew, that is, they made the streets, but they never built anyone there. So my dad said, it's cool there, because they're going to learn what an intersection is,

and a highway, and blah blah, but there's no one there. And it's not like going to the boulevard to learn. So we went, and oh no, I mean, it gives me a lot of tenderness, but you realize that my dad started explaining to us that the brake and this and that,

and it was one of I don't understand, I don't understand. And suddenly, when it was my turn, my dad told me, well, you have to learn how to set up the mirrors, you have to be able to see the back of the car, and blah blah, obviously, since we fixed that car with just the pieces we found, when I moved the rearview mirror down, I broke it.

Because everything was stuck with the tail. I broke it and my dad was like,

stupid, you screwed up.

My dad said, how are you going to drive without a rearview mirror? And I was like, dad, we probably got this mirror from a car that was very broken. Because this is not normal. So I kind of learned, but it gave me a lot of laziness, it didn't amuse me. I had a lot of fun that year, having the illusion of learning to drive when this is ready. And when I did it, I got so stressed that I said,

or I can tell my dad, can you take me to the store? For example? And when we got home, my dad said, I feel like you're not ready. And he gave us a guide to the rules of the road. And he told us, when you learn this book, you learn again.

Wow!

And obviously I didn't learn it.

Yes, no, no, no. But maybe you faced the boring adulthood. That's it.

So, that's it. Yes, because it's cool to drive. I mean, what is this concept? concept sabes y ya no les pasa que ya cuando aprenden a manejar ya que te empiecen a pedir tantas cosas y gustaba bien padre cuando no manejaba güey no tenía yo que ir al super y no tenía que ir a pagar el agua y como yo yendo por mis hermanas déjame vivir mi vida si güey fíjate que yo esa experiencia de manejar pues ya

ven que agarré el carro yo me creí la autodidacta entonces como que me sentía I thought I was the self-taught one. So I still felt like Morris, and I did it out of the desire to rebel. Another experience that I remember from my first time as an adult was when I went to the gynecologist for the first time, but I was alone. Ok. I'm not kidding. I'm not saying it's related to that, but it was the doctors from Yair, I was alone. Yes, I know that already. And to pay attention to what you're saying and not to forget what you're saying.

And to explain what I feel. I remember I had a notebook and I said, you know what? I'm not going to remember. I'm not going to remember. Tell me what the fuck. And they said, no, no, no, you're fine. I said, no, no, no, but tell me. Explain to me, please. You don't have anything. So you went to a checkup? Yes! A checkup and that's it. I wanted them to tell me that I was going to die.

Pills? Yes, pills.

Give me something.

I wanted medication, a treatment. What? Who knows?

Give me something to feel better, so my uterus flourishes. I brought a lot of ice cream because it was cold. That's where I also felt super adult, but I remember one time I was already working. Nothing to do with it, it just came to my mind. Just because of the gynecologist, because the one I was dating was a doctor. So, we were dating and everything, and I was dating him,

and we were going to a wedding, I think I already told you about the 15,000 pesos. No.

No?

No. I was dating him, so I was at the university, right? And I was dating this guy, and whatever you want, I invite you to a wedding. And I already knew his friends and stuff, and he told me, hey, some friends are going to leave you some money, and you give it to me, but it's so you don't take care of it, like, you're going to leave it to me because the only guy who was left was the one who passed. And I was like, everything is fine. No, and then they work there, blah, blah. Perfect, perfect, let them leave it to me.

The thing is that those 15,000 pesos were the gift of one of his balls, of the one he is going to marry. So there I was at the university. Then suddenly I see in cash 15,000 mean, he's seen it all, but I don't have that responsibility. So, I don't know why I remembered this, but it was something very adult, so... So, suddenly he says, hey, I had a surgery, I don't know what, very doctoral, do you think there's a way for us to meet outside, like at the wedding?

I won't be able to pick you you up. I'm like, yeah, I'm at a friend's house.

He's like, okay. He goes and leaves my friend at the wedding. I arrive, he hadn't arrived yet. And it was one of those hotels, that have like several rooms. So, in one room there's a wedding,

in another, another wedding. And I go up, I bring the grooms and everything you want and I was like, hello, how are you? and blah blah blah and suddenly they call me, you are there, we are going to be late, I don't know what, I don't give a shit I entered, they didn't let me stay outside, I went to the wedding ah, ok, ok, ok, I stay with the money, it's yours, give it to me, we'll go right now, perfect

I was like, here, thanks. I got the wrong wedding. No, that's not true.

Yes.

And the boyfriends were like, what about this girl? I mean, I was like, she's pretty. I was wearing my wedding dress and I went to the wedding and I was like, hi, how are you?

I gave them 15,000 pesos, and I was like, congratulations, I'm sending you this and that. All your friends did this, he won't be able to come, so he apologized to those who couldn't go, and blah blah. And he said thank you, and he reminded his boyfriend to do this.

But he reminded him with a face of...

Yes, because they weren't a thousand pesos, what was it? No, they were like 15 friends who decided to give each one a thousand pesos, and they put together $1,000. And they put together those $15,000. And then I said, well... And it's true that today it's used a lot that they take you to your place. I remember at that moment that I could sit wherever I wanted.

And I said, well, I'm going to wait for... I was going to say Ronaldo, Roni. I'm going to wait for Roni and I'm going to... Sit down. And she was like, yes, of course, sit down. I sat down at a table.

Hi, how are you? Are you busy?

Oh, thank you.

And suddenly, ring, ring, ring.

What's up? Where are you?

And it was Maylene.

Yes, it was Maylene. And suddenly, where are you? And I was like, here, at the wedding. She's my alien. So I go, ¿Y de repente dónde estás? Y yo, ¿No pues aquí? O sea, en la boda. No, yo estoy aquí en la boda y no estás. Yo, claro que estoy aquí en la boda. No, aquí estoy dentro y no estás.

Y yo, ¿Cómo? ¿Cómo que cómo? O sea, ¿Dónde estás? O sea, ¿Entraste? ¿De cómo? De que es el salón de abajo. Ajá. Y yo, no. Wey, de repente yo estoy arriba. Wey, de repente, wey, recuerdo el vato así,

ver hacia lo lejos.

Y dije, ¿qué pedo, vente? Así como que en la puerta así, y yo, bueno. Y ya de que, con here, bring the money. No, you told me to give it to him. I mean, how do you give it to these boyfriends? I gave him the money as a gift. I think that's the story I told on my channel, I don't know. The thing is, I was like, what the fuck?

I did my practice, but I didn't have 15, hey, to give the money to the boyfriend, what's the big deal? Come on, come on! And the guy, did you really give the money to the boyfriend? And I was like, yes. And the boy said, I don't know how you're going to do it, but get it. You're going to get it. And I was like, what? You're not going to get it for me? I'm coming alone to the outside? I forgot the names of the boyfriends, I don't even know them.

What do you think I did? I had to take the responsibility, as an adult, as a first-time adult, to face a situation. You know? So, when I went and talked to the girlfriend, like, hello, look, and I had seen where the boyfriend had put the envelope, it was like, on the boy table. And that situation, for the first time in my life, I was 21 years old, maybe,

I made this mistake. I was talking to my grandmother, an unknown person, and I was like, hello, how are you? Look, I made this mistake, I didn't come to your wedding, I came to another wedding. How, girl?

I don't know what you're talking about, but they called me an idiot. And then the boyfriend was like, excuse me. I was like, no, let me. And they wouldn't let me go, I left the wedding like, really? And I told an organizer that I was talking to solve something. I was like, I have this problem and I have to solve it. I wanted to cry, like, what the fuck?

And you're so handsome! And what I had to do was steal his money. You went to the envelopes? Yes. I already knew which one was mine, the fattest one. And I saw where they had put it. And I was like, no, it didn't start well. I told him to wait a little longer for the party to start and I'll go in. I mean, I'll go to the wedding. We went to the other wedding.

Hey, I'm going to... And I thought it was time for them to be at the party. I got there, I went to the envelopes, and I remember that a man was looking at me like this. I was like, I see myself stealing.

And I went back.

And you?

Good afternoon. But I had to get it back, do you agree? And also, if your boyfriends know that they don't know you, I think you have the decency to say it. Are you sure?

Of course, I made it. I was wrong about the wedding. I mean, I really said dinners for other guys. They put it together. My friend Gobio and his friends put it together. But they were stupid like that.

And that's why I grabbed more envelopes. And I put 30 together.

But there, the moment of facing something.

That's very adult. What kind of confrontation? adultos que enfrentamiento tuta recuerda si de hola por ejemplo como tipo lo que te hicieron de la puerta de que te pegaron el letrero del agua a eso es muy de adulto de enfrentar una situación enfrentar siento que cuando lo de la universidad o sea como que yo venía acostumbrada que mi papá me inscribiera como todas estas cosas que qué padre pero ya cuando me tocó entrar a la

universidad mi papá era de que ahora le me chingona I was like, all these things, how cool. But when I had to go to college, my dad was like, go for it, my girl. Bye. Go for it, miss. So, I think in my life I had known how to get a birth certificate, a course, when they told me that your pre-school cardex, and I was like, what is that?

What? Like, what? So I remember that I had to go to my dad ¿Cómo que qué? Entonces me acuerdo que era de ir con mi papá y decirle que es un CARDEX de la escuela. Y mi papá, hija, cada que terminas un ciclo escolar, te dan un listado de tus materias, ¿dónde está? Y yo... ¿Es que porque no nos preparan para ser adultos?

Es lo que digo yo, o sea, como que yo no tengo idea, ¿qué chingados es un CARDEX? When you graduated from high school, they gave you some papers. Where are they? The most adult thing you can ask me is to have papers and keep them. I mean, to this day, I can't tell you where my credit card papers are. They are things that matter, you know? So my dad told me, when you graduated, they gave you a folder with papers. Where are they? And I was like, yes, but then my dad started to get mad because he said, no, no, no, no, no, no. He said, where's the folder?

And, I mean, besides, I... I mean, my brother went and asked me for the university reports, but at the end of the day, I had to do everything else. So I was like, what? My dad was going to work and I had to solve it in the day. So, there I am, breaking my room down, looking for a school folder, and I don't know what, and blah blah blah.

And going to this little machine to print your birth certificate. I mean, all those things, and getting to school services and having a lady tell you all messed up, who knows why, that your card is... And I'm like, checking and saying,

which one was the card? You know, like this, I, ah, this one, your birth certificate, and I give it to you, not this one, and I, like, it has to be, I didn't know that, hey, this, I feel like it's going to be boring, but I didn't know what different birth certificates,

there are some that only show where you were born, and there are others where it shows who were your parents, your grandparents, the witnesses, this, blah, blah, blah, like that. And I took the fastest one, which was that I was born here, blah, blah, blah. This one, no, it has to be the other one. And I, no, but this one- I've been born once in my life, right?

And I haven't died, I mean, I don't have a death warrant. So that one, I don't have. because I said, how many birth certificates do you get? And I found out as an adult that there are like 700 papers that verify that you are alive. I mean, why? For what? Who cares? So I said, if I have a birth certificate, I'm alive. And I said, no, but...

And it's those people who tell you, no. And it's like, dude, tell me. And I go back home, I look on the internet real supongo no sé o sea ella de que no es que esta no es y yo pero cuál es la completa y yo pero es que esta la saqué en la máquina es la completa y se me hace muy de niña chiquita decir no no no pero es que esta la saqué en la máquina de la plaza real la que ella es así como de que voy a mi que chido no importa no me importa no me importa dónde la he sacado yo no no no. So, going back to my house and feeling like you're failing.

Because at the end of the day, it's this first experience. And I didn't get to my house and say, I did it! You know? It's like, what the fuck, it's a real birth certificate. Oh, detail!

Hate, hate, hate, hate. And then, I remember they gave us a paper at the beginning of school and they said, you can't lose this one because when you graduate, you have to give it to me. What part don't you understand?

Stupid.

That I'm not going to save any kind of paper. So, that experience I think was the one that became adult. Like, having to understand that there are different papers that are used for different things, that you have to save them, that matter, blah, blah, blah. No, no, no. I don't want to. No. I didn't sign up. And to this day, no. I mean, the visa appointment, I lost my paper.

No way, dude. The papers you have to bring. I mean, why don't you believe me? I went to the visa. Why do you want a paper that proves it? Why do you want a paper that proves I was born? I'm here, and you have my... You even have my ID. I'm this person. I have an ID. I have an ID. The document, why?

Why? That's what I'm saying. It was very adult for me to understand that there are 700 things that verify that you are alive. Because if I have an ID, I have a document, right? Is it supposed to be? Or not? So what are we playing? Because we have to do the whole process again to get another role. I think that's what I remember from being an adult.

The process.

I remember something from being an adult. I remember that...

Oh no!

And you, my first paycheck.

No, that's the feeling of stupidity. No, my first salary. When you start receiving your money, that you decide what to do. So, my money. Well, mom, I'm coming.

I remember that in my first salary I gave my mom 500 pesos. Mom, here are your 500 pesos. What? And my mom, my daughter, keep them. No, not even the house, mom, I swear. I mean, so you can help yourself.

She gave you her hand. Yes, so you can be at home. Uh-huh. I sold it so I could buy a house Aha That's why I'm so sweet because I gave my first salary to my dad And I think it's really nice Aha, do you use it a lot in the north? I don't know

Did you do it?

Yes

Yes?

Yes, it's true, I gave him my first salary and I gave him like 500 to the 15th I had friends who would leave their moms the money for the groceries. Oh my God, that's what I did. But when I had money, my mom loved the groceries. But I remember when I gave my mom money, she said, give it to me, for the house.

I said, Lupita, don't worry about it. Mom, I'm living here, I mean...

Obviously, I have expenses. Of course!

Mom, I have expenses, I mean... So that my boyfriend doesn't tell me anything. Oh, nothing! He didn't tell me anything, dude. I remember that I felt like an adult there, giving my mom's money, dude. Oh, yes, yes. Receiving your money, I don't know what. My first salary was $6,000. And at the end, giving $1,000, dude, no way.

$2,000 a month, because I gave $500 a week. So it was like, no way, it's a lot. But I said, no, it's not good for the house. Oh, but it's like I had to support five kids. And my mom was like, Lupita, how much are you making? I mean, tell me, and I don't know what.

I was like, no more.

For you, how was it in your first... Because I started working when I was 15, but my first job that I felt very formal was the office one, because I was already a uniform and stuff. Did your parents question you about what much they were going to pay me, what I was going to do there.

And when I told them, my dad told me to stop talking nonsense. Because I remember that there were some interviews where they were like $4,000 a month or something like that. And my dad said, there's no way. You're not going to be going in the car, you're going to work also generates expenses. Of course, and also, as you know, I haven't gone there every day. I was going to the Calculo, obviously.

And I told them, and when I saw that there's no way, you're not going to work for that. And they told me, it's fine, you work and everything, but you better go to the practices, which is from the school, which you are learning, you want to go to something McDonald's. It was like, no, if in your internships... My dad told me, I pay you to be in your internships.

And I said, no!

I want to be big.

I want to be big, I want to go to McDonald's.

I want to be there. So, my dad said, no. Are you still studying? So, that bothered me so much that later when I found at the university, I work as a human resources, and they offered me $6,000. I didn't want to tell her. And I remember when I asked her, how much are you making? And she said, I don't know, $10,000.

She said, salary as a politician.

And I was like, fuck!

I was like, fuck, I have no experience. And I said, yes, that's what I'm making. Seriously, honey? And I said, yes, and what do you do? I'm a recruiter, and I was a recruiter, I'm a human resources recruiter. And they pay you 10,000 pesos for your 19 years?

Initial salary, huh? Next year, they'll raise my salary again.

Of course, my dad was like, how much do you earn? Nothing, man. So I gave my mom 6,000, I gave my mom 2,000, and I was left with6,000 to my mom and $2,000 to my mom. And I was left with $4,000. And I remember that when I had $4,000, I didn't have enough gas. And I was like, what the fuck, my dad was right.

What the fuck, man. And he was managing it. And then, since I didn't have enough, he made me do shit to give my mom her 15. And I was like, no gymnastics. And you just made up a story. I made up a story! I was hungry for $2,000 pesos, but I didn't have anything.

And I was like, fuck!

Because I didn't want my dad to give me the permission to work. When in the end, the problem with my dad was not that I didn't work, it was that he told me, if I'm letting you go to practice without getting paid, I pay you for the gas so you can go to your practice without a salary. If you tell me it's a job that has to do with human resources, of course I'll support you, you idiot.

My dad didn't want me to leave practice to go to McDonald's.

Obvio way. And I was like, I'm not going to tell you anything. And how much did you earn, Jasmine? Next 15 to 20. And then with my mom, it was like, hey, Miki, nothing. But it was like, hey mom, by the way, about the money, we couldn't get it out.

Giving too many explanations. We couldn't go to the cashier, and the other time I went, it was full, I don't know, I think it was because it was a peak, or I think it broke? But, well, what I wanted to say is... It's super weird, it's super hot, super hot. But, well, I mean... I'm just going around like this.

But, well, I mean... But I remember... Oh, you're hungry, right? I'm hungry, right? I have to turn off the light, right? You know?

I felt that pressure that I submitted to myself to support my family. I remember you saying, mom, about the $1500...

And you, you told me $1500. Look, the thing is, I haven't been paid. I'm broke.

That's weird, right? You think we're me what he wanted? And I was like, what's wrong? No, mom, what I was going to tell you about... X, what did you want, Cristiana?

Like my brother, send it? Yes, to think. And he invented these things. And the case I was pointing out,

I have two months without giving him money for the house.

And you, what debtor are you? I mean...

No one caught me. No one caught me, dude. I mean, I remember I was very drunk. But very drunk, dude. I was like, holy shit. You know that they count the pesos if you get in for the gas?

Like, I don't know, a friend of mine. Dude, just give me a ride, you can drop me off here. I said, I'm not going to cross the street, I'm not going to cross two streets outside my house.

Because I'm not going to fix it.

I'm not going to do it. I don't know how much gas I have left. And I was very busy with my family debt. And I remember that one day I got home like this, I don't know what? And mom was like, Lupita, don't worry about me. I was like, ok. Mom, let's go home.

I was like, what?

But, I remember one day I got home and my dad was home early. He was working in the afternoon or I don't know. I don't know if he was working.

But he got home early.

I don't know what he was doing there. They were going on vacation. Something happened, I got to the university and I was there, from work. I got there and they asked me what I was doing there. I said nothing, how are you? Everything was fine, I don't know what car I was driving.

A car wash, no. Or they waited for me at a fair to go to the car wash. And I... A car wash is expensive, you were like, what? At that time, I had 50 pesos And I was like, well... I was like, whatever, but what? And he said, come here, sit down

And I was like, what happened? How are you doing with your 10,000 pesos a month? And I was like, well, well In fact, they just made me head of the department And in fact, you've saved everything Bien, bien, bien. De hecho, me acaban de hacer jefa del departamento.

Y de hecho, lo ha ahorrado todo. Todo. Tengo mucho. No lo he lavado porque ya lo voy a vender. Porque ya me saqué uno de la agencia. Lo compré a contado. Fui, ten. Todo mi dinero.

Iba para allá, con esos 10 mil pesos'm done with those 10,000 pesos. He's like, that's it, daddy.

My payroll, like this.

No. A payroll that I had left in a pair of pants, and my mom was washing it, whatever, and I was like, oh, the magnifying glass. And my mom was like, look, she's not making 10,000 pesos. She's making 6,000 6 less taxes.

And 4, because you give me 2,000.

No, 6 less taxes, I would have 4,900, and I would have 2,000, and I would have 3,500.

Dude, no.

But, dude, because I took the role of my first salary, that I'm an adult, I have to pay for the house. But I got a notice that I don't have to pay for the house. Shut up! And I got a notice that when I get my first salary, obviously, the first month I was working, my dad gave me gas, the second month I didn't accept it.

And my dad was like, why don't you accept me?

Sorry? I'm not going to take it from you.

Uh-huh.

I mean, but, let's see, accept it, don't be ridiculous. Pa, eh! No, no, don't worry, I'll pay.

Didn't it happen to you that if I'm making money when I couldn't afford my salary. I couldn't even afford to pay for gas to go to work. Ah, yes, I remember. So I was really embarrassed. I remember that one time, Viviana told me that if we took our dogs to the park, or I don't remember what, and I said,

if I go, I'll run out of gas and I won't be able to go to work. And I even told her, no, I won't remember what, and I remember that I said, if I go, I run out of gas and I can't go to work. And I even told her, no, I won't be able to, you know?

And I said, why don't you go see your parents?

Uh-huh.

I mean, and-

Proud that- Yes, I was proud to say that, it means that I'm not managing well. No, dumbass, it means'm glad you have the support, you know? And I remember that a while later I told my dad that, and he was very surprised. I mean, he told me that I did it wrong, so that you wouldn't come and tell me. But then my dad realized that I've always been very...

I'm big.

Of course, of course, of course!

I'm big! Don't make me look like an idiot! My dad said, you gained experience, 30 years in the workforce. Asshole! I earn 8,000 pesos for 3 years.

And I don't need you. What? I don't need you.

And there you go, bitch.

What?

My dad, it's 50 pesos the water, daughter, I already paid them, thank you. Relieve yourself, bitch.

Relieve yourself for the house.

And I sat like this in's head. Of course. Of course. Here you feel the one who contributes.

And you're not contributing anything, André. So bring a fucking key.

And open it for me. Take off my boots.

Take off your boots.

Literally, Luis.

I mean, I don't know why you feel like an adult in those first few times. Like...

That you shouldn't ask for help. I'm already an adult now, so I can't ask for help. I have my salary. Why would I ask for help if I'm a super adult? I have a penis, and I'm going to get it.

I also feel like, as an adult, I don't understand the magnitude of money. For me, it was like, of course, I make 8,000 pesos.

I spend it all.

No, no, no, I don't even spend them. I didn't understand the concept of how much gasoline really costs. I didn't understand the concept that if I'm helping you buy the super, you're going to like it a thousand, two thousand pesos. I mean, when they give you your initial salary, you say,

eight thousand pesos, dog!

And then less taxes, less I don't know what, less I don't know what. I thought, but how can I not not enough? And my dad would explain to me, daughter, it's not a lot of money, unfortunately. I mean, he understands the concept of money, but he was like an adult of 8,000 pesos, man.

8,000 bucks.

What can I buy?

Son of a bitch.

A house.

Okay.

Or a trip to Dubai.

Dude.

For both.

Literally, like that. I was like this, without asking for help, man. I was so tight, I even got stressed. Like, what the fuck, I can't afford the gas.

Why?

When my dad opened the receipt, I was like,

what's up, girl?

And I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's when I got in.

You got in two months ago.

When I got in, exactly, when you got in, Lupita. Girl, how can you believe this? You're going to work on this until you have a broken back. I understand that you like what you want, but at least let me take care of the gas. Why don't you ask me, dad, please? No, how can you believe this?

I ended up crying in a sermon. I just wanted to help the house. And I remember that my dad said, we're your parents, and I don't want to be a nuisance.

From one day to the next, you started being a nuisance in your house. A nuisance, like, fuck, I won, I can't be a nuisance. I mean, I was 19, I was a girl, you know? But I mean, what was in our heads at the time of, I'm not going to ask for help. Yeah, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Cállate! Pero siento que es bien raro porque ahora que soy más adulta, o sea que tengo 28, muy fácil le pido ayuda a mi papá.

¿Sabes? O sea, como de que, oye, ¿pa qué significa esto? Oye, pa, tú sabías, bla, hey, if the car makes that noise, what is it? And before I would never have asked. It makes like a whale. A whale. It has come from a whale. Hey, it's a bomb.

And I grew up and I got more. Again, like, oh, I don't know what to do. Yes, dude, how crazy, but yes. Get out of trouble. For example, I felt, you know, like, in debt.

Yes?

It's true that you were being chased by debt. You were like, with a lot of papers, doing accounts. I didn't give my mom the house. Shut up about the house! It was like a maintenance. You know what I remembered? I feel like an adult when I have to pay for transit.

I remember the first time and they fucked me up. And then my dad fucked me up. Because, you realize that for my house in Reynosa, there's a return, but that traffic light lasts a long time. So it was like 10 at night and there was no one at the traffic light, and I said, well, I'll pass it.

I mean, what's going to happen?

Bye.

But it never occurred to me in my functional adult mind to look back if there was traffic. I was like, what? I was like, what? I was like, what? I was like, what? I was like, what? I was like, what? I was like, what? I was like, oh, no way! And he says, miss, you've got the red card.

And I start telling him, I really want to go to the bathroom.

Like that.

And the man says, oh, okay, the traffic card. And I'm like, I really want to go to the bathroom. I mean, I live here, I'm peeing. Because for me it was jail. And how am I going to tell my dad about the bull? That I've got a red cross. And I was like, I'm taking a pee, I don't know what, I give him the traffic card

and he starts, I'm going to have to fine him, I don't know what, blah blah blah. And I remember that I started to minimize it with him, like I'm super adult, I don't care. You know, they always fine me, always. And your job, stop it! But yes, it's fine, thank you, thank you, thank you. I was offended with him, you know? So, let me go. Whatever, stupid.

Uh-huh, so he told me that he was going to... No, at that time they didn't take away your license plates, they just gave you your ticket. So he told me that no, because tomorrow, from tomorrow I can go pay it. And I said, yes's not my first time. It's the procedure.

But I saw where you pay, sir. How much? And he told me, you're going to transit, the one over there, I said, oh, well, thank you. And when he gave it to me, I said, thank you very much. And I'm like, oh, I'm taking a shower.

I feel like he was like, yeah, man. Shut up! I got home and I started crying because I was like, what the fuck? I mean, I fucked up. I mean, I understand the fine, but I can forgive myself now. There was no need to cry because I also noticed that no one was coming. I mean, it didn't cause an accident, right? But I was crying and crying because I said, fucking asshole, man.

Why didn't you follow the rules, and the next day I was searching on Google Maps and I saw Transito Reynosa, and I went to Transito and the lady told me ah ok, they're going to charge 2,000 pesos and I was like, how? how? how? I mean, I checked on the internet and I found out that the red ticket I don't remember where I'm making this up, but it was 500 pesos I was like, but I got a red card, it's 500 pesos.

And he told me that he didn't have a traffic card, and that he had a melted light, something like that. And I told him, but that's a lie. I told him, of course not, I have my traffic transit when they made the fine. You had to have said, sir, you're not fining me for the right thing. And I was like, fuck, man. And I was like, go to hell, man.

And there you have me with my salary, man, that I was barely paying 2,000 pesos in fines, man. And I was like, fuck, so I went to pay it because I'm super mature and whatever. And I remember that day my dad came to eat and I told him, what's up, dad? He said, where are you from? And I told him, from transit, I went to pay my ticket.

And my dad was like, what? And I told him, yes, I'm super adult. Yes, in this case, a ticket. And I told my dad, and you'll see that they had to fine me for giving me a red card, and they also fined me for the circulation card, and my dad said, Are you or are you pretending to be an idiot? And I told him, I swore to myself, the very adult one, that I paid everything, that it doesn't matter.

And he told me, my daughter, is this done to you as an adult? Paying for something that wasn't your responsibility? ¿Esto se te hace de adulta? ¿Pagar algo que no era tu responsabilidad? Por eso te estoy preguntando, ¿eres o te haces? Y me dijo, ¿estás jugando? ¿No lo pagaste, verdad? Y le dije, no, sí lo pagué. Güey, me dio la regañiza de mi vida de que no puedes ceder ante injusticias. O sea, me dijo como, no se trata My dad told me, this is not being an adult, this is being an asshole. And I was like,

well...

You're not going to congratulate me for going to transit to pay my ticket?

Me, alone?

Huh?

And my dad explained to me, he told me, next time something like this happens to you, you call me and I'll go with you. And I was like... And we said, independent. independent you can see can you see wow yeah you go to a Cassandra transit

you know I'm a little because you know you can

do

that

wow no I thought my dad was going to congratulate me for growing up. You're the best. Wow.

No, I was scolded. No way, Edwin. Another thing about being an adult that happened to me, I don't know why, but I used to take papers that didn't correspond to me. It was the first time I was an adult, because we already had an episode of Adultos,

these are the first times you feel like this and do stupid things. We were going to, that, greetings to Bacobampo. We were going with my grandmother and my mother, born in Bacobampo, so we were going to Bacobampo, we were on the road, my grandparents, my little sisters and me.

Okay? And I got to a point where I really wanted to take care of my grandparents. You know, like, no more shit, we were in my grandparents' truck, and we were like, la, la, la, we're so happy. A Hummer passed by, and it hit us from behind. It was going at a high speed,

and it came out a little bit to our lane, and hit us on this side. So, we got out of the road, and it came out a few turns, and we were like,

ahhh!

I felt it super slow and it went to the sidewalk.

How dangerous!

Super dangerous. My grandfather was a mechanic. So when we saw the mess, we stopped, nothing happened to us, we got off and we saw the rear tires, they had to go like this, they were like this. It was all out of balance.

From the turn we made, it was very dense. And I was like, no, it can't be. And I was like, no way, what the hell is that guy doing? And I was like, no way, because the car just passed by. And out of nowhere, you realize that those who are from Moncillo to go to Bacuama, you take the San Carlos highway. So it's a one-way road and another one-way road.

And here in the middle there's like a... Like a sinkhole.

Like a sinkhole, right? We were on this side, the one-way road. And I was like, no way! And I was with my grandpa like, no, let's see how I can help you, like taking responsibility. I remember it was white, in the opposite direction, I did the mother like this, and I was like,

no way, it's the one who hit us. He came and he came in the opposite direction, and he didn't care, I mean, and he paid him, he took care of his conscience, I don't know, or he went away until he looked for a return, he couldn't find it, and he said,

well, give me this one here, because you couldn't go through that. And he came, and he came, and he came, and I was like, what the fuck, he's coming? And we were like, and this is a real story, super real, and we were wearing the glasses like this, and the guy came down, and I was like, what the fuck? And he saw us like an old family with three girls,

literally us like this, and my grandfather was like, Hello! No, man, I'm sorry, I don't know what, and he comes down and I recognize his voice. And I, I was like, I was 13 or 14 at the time,

and it was, I don't know if you know the boxer,

Travis Suarce.

It was him, man, and it was so ugly.

And I saw him and at that time he was super popular, he was very famous. I said, no, man, I'm sorry. How awful, no way. A real apology. Damn, how did the truck go?

And my grandfather, like, yes, I know that name. I'll give him a fair to make him feel better. I'm in a hurry, I have to get to Sinaloa. And I don't have time to get to the insurance, or what do we do? And my grandfather said, no, don't worry, I'm a mechanic, I'll fix it.

No, no, but accept a fair. And my grandfather, dude, like, well, let's see. He made a real budget. Give me a few hundred bucks.

Or we'll call the police, bye. And I was like this, and he said like, no, really, tell me how much, and I don't know how much I have left to go, because I'm in a hurry, really. Or I'll call the police, but I have to go, and you could see that I was really going.

And I was like, and my grandfather, well, I don't know, let's say it's going to be an X amount, and he said, I'll give you 100,000 pesos to help you out, and you can take your kids on vacation.

And my grandpa was like,

No, no, no, don't worry,

it's done with 9,680. And my grandpa was very angry, and I was like, No! I said no!

And you said no, because my neck hurts.

I said no, and he just laughed at me. He was so nice, really nice. And we just kept looking at each other. And he said, you know what? Fuck Sinaloa.

I'm going to stay here until the cruise comes. I'm not going to leave you here. So, let's see how we do it. And I said, first of all, I introduce myself, I'm Lupita, I'm her oldest granddaughter. I feel that 9,800 pesos is not right because we're very scared and because I'm afraid of being scared.

And she said,

She said emotional damage.

I'm more of a psychologist. And I remember that she said, Ah, you're very scared, how much will it be? No, you said you could give us like 100. And I was like, Ah, you want 100? And how much do you want for your grandma and how much for you?

And I was negotiating, man. And I said, well, 100 and if you want, give me 5. And I say, 5, why am I going to give you, ok? And I say, well, why not? And I said, no, because I am the one who is going to take care of the situation. You can go to Hinaloa and I will take of course, my grandmother said, Lupita, come here, what are you talking about with that man?

And I said, well, my daughter, he wants to give us a lot of money, and my dad is asking us for very little, and I don't know what. And it was like that, and he waited and he crossed, he opened the crane, everything, and in the end the insurance covered, everything was fine, and when he found out that the insurance covered it and that I didn't have to give my money in cash anymore, I started to choke and I was like, when we were about to leave, he goes through the door and gives him... I mean, the amount...

It was an exaggeration, I don't remember how much he said, but he comes in and gives my grandfather like 30,000 pesos. With the insurance covered and everything. He's like, I'm sorry for the scare, but anything, my phone number, call me, blah, blah, super cute. And the girl comes in and says,

what? There are your 5,000 pesos for the negotiation. And you?

And me.

We're getting along. Of course. And telling him, wait for me, wait for me, wait for me.

Don't go.

And seeing him.

Thank you. And seeing my grandfather.

You're welcome.

I take care of this family. I take care of it. So, those times when my grandparents didn't see it, I'd say, let's see, what do I have to sign? I'd read, you have to sign here. These kinds of big attitudes, you know?

Like, you have to sign here, and this, and this. And I don't know, maybe he remembered, take care of your grandparents, and I don't know, I love you. Do you know how to take care of them?

Tell me. I'm going to get to the emergency room. It says that you had to go to 100 on the highway.

I calculated 146. 146, you naughty. You're being naughty? And you came the other way. Again? I came to be with you to see if you were okay.

But in excess of speed and the opposite direction. I'm going to get to the emergency room. I'm going to get to the emergency room. I'm going to get to the opposite direction. Again? I came to be with you, to know if you were okay. But in excess of speed and the opposite direction. The opposite direction again.

For what you have come.

To save our lives.

Save yourself again.

Me, dude?

Save yourself again.

Who saves you?

But I swear my son, and he did it to me, because I, with this, tell me your dude, I was 13 or 14 years old, and I was like, my grandfather is saying this amount.

He doesn't know.

We're scared. I remember I said, we're scared. You're going to give me more money. Because I saw him with so much intention to give. And my grandfather said, no, no, no,

it's not necessary with this, we also have insurance, no, no, no, no es necesario con esto. Aparte tenemos el seguro y el deducible, o sea, como que todo. Y se portó excelente, la verdad. Saludos al traveso, Arce. ¿Un tiro o qué?

¿Hay un traveso en los sparring o qué? Pero, yo la verdad estoy muy espantada, Travizo,

con esta anécdota que me acaban de contar. me I'm traumatized, I'm traumatized, I'm traumatized. So, how much are we going to get rid of, maestro? How much are we going to get rid of, maestro?

Give me your hand.

How much are we going to get rid of? Travesito. My dad used to call me Travesito. He'd say, oh, Travesito made us a mess. Enough with the mess, and that they're mom, she loved the money. I told her, no, mom, maybe he's offering you $30,000, whatever you want. And Pepe Chivito is saying, oh, $9,000. No, mom. And my mom,

did your grandpa say that? And I said, yes, right now. And I'm telling her that we're nervous again,

the scare, I mean your dad is a jerk. No, I'm going to watch that, don't make us stupid, mom.

And there I was.

And your grandma, what, to go to the machines?

Don't go there,

because it's what frees me from anxiety,

naughty.

It's what frees me from anxiety, naughty.

The naughty, what a bitch,

who is that, dude?

What a shock, dude,

for San Carlos, You must remember, Travieso, a family you threw away, but you came back. It was me. It was me, one of the nominated top podcasters in the world. And comedy.

And comedy. I mean, you know.

And I'm still scared. And if we don't want to add more to this story, let's lighten up.

Sure.

With another 5,000 pesos, it burns.

Oh, what? But he With another 5,000 pesos it burns. What?

But he gave me 5,000 pesos.

And we started extorting the naughty boy.

The naughty boy, yes.

How weird.

Do you remember?

Dude, it's that later, really, really, later he says, I'm not even in the loop, nothing. No, really, really. I have my sister as a witness, my grandparents, and the naughty boy was a witness. The crossdresser... I don't remember, I don't know who he was. Obviously, he won't remember, that's crazy. Well, who knows, because it's dense. On the San Carlos Highway.

A white Hummer. I remember it perfectly.

With plates? With plates, yes, I remember that I had a Hummer like this, I have it here, and the crossdresser was going to say, I don't know if you remember, but you threw someone hard on the road. And a 13-year-old girl tried to extort you. No way! And I said, I'm an adult. I'm an adult and I have to keep my family fed and served.

I loved it. And my mom scolded me after doing that.

She said, what do you think you are?

Why do you get this kind of mentality? And I say, mom, he said he was going to give us the money, let him give it to us.

I mean... What does it cost him? What does it cost him? Besides, he's the mischievous one. And he fights a lot, and wins a lot.

And brings food. Give me your money. Give it to me now! I love this story. And when you said that... That my dad scolded me. Yeah, that he scolded you, that's why I remember... But since I was 3 or 14 I believed in my adulthood. But I was too young to do that.

But I would have gone there and asked for it. I would have said...

Wow, wow, wow!

Dad, shut up. I'm going through. Look at me. Wow, wow, wow. No. Baby, baby, oh, oh, oh Smelling your sex life

Baby, baby, oh, oh

So, kids, I'm sorry if this episode was an hour long.

We have to go to the club right now.

We have to, right?

Do you want anecdotes?

Let's go get them. Let's hunt for anecdotes.

Well, we love you a lot.

Be adults. It's cool to be adults.

Just don't want to feel more adult than you are.

Yes.

Ask for help in the process. All my life. And also, we weren't born knowing. So it's valid that in these first experiences you say, I don't know what the fuck. And it doesn't mean you're not a good adult.

It means...

I was going to say you're an asshole. You're an idiot. No, I'm not an idiot. No, no, no. It means you're learning to be an adult. Yes, and it's also nice to connect with those first times you felt like an adult. The reality is that there are thousands of times I connect and say, the time I smoked, I threw up in a park because I wanted to smoke, the first time I drank.

Notice that when I kissed for the first time I didn't feel so adult. I feel like a kiss is like, ah, fun. But for example, when I punched a car and it was like, give me your extra tire. How do you think? Stupid! What's wrong with you? You're such an idiot.

You tell us about the first time you felt adult. It's nice, right? ¿Qué les cuentan ustedes, Chema, con las primeras veces que se sintieron adultos? Está lindo, ¿no? Sí, es lindo. Y recordar es volver a vivir.

Sí, recuerden, ¿está bien?

Estar mal y también está bien ganar los Spotify Awards. Acuérdense de votar, Chema, cuando nos la hagan. Posiblemente vamos a andar de gira cuando sean los premios. Sí. Es una realidad. But if we win the prizes, we will collect them in a way that... It's not going to be like everything we do in a video...

No, we are going to send our doubles. Some representatives. Our doubles are going to receive the prize. Because we are clearly going to receive it. Of course. And since there are two, that's why we have to send two doubles.

Of course. I love it. So if you want to see who our doubles are,

no, no, no, you have to...

Now, to...

Tap, tap, tap.

For you to have this satisfaction, it's necessary for us to win. So one thing leads to the other.

Exactly.

Okay?

Ay, Mayling!

How are you? May, come show us your dress. Come on! You look so pretty.

What's up? What's up? Turn around, turn around, turn around. May, you look beautiful!

Oh, look at you!

Oh! May, I want to see your panties, okay?

From here, sit here.

And, May, you have and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and I'm going to cry! I don't even know the name! You have to do it again. Ay, malvada, with a perverse mind,

how she accelerates when she puts her lips together. I don't get it. And I die.

But I loved it. Well, guys, you look beautiful. I cover you, I cover you.

With this we say goodbye, with this beautiful, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, mucho nos vemos hasta la próxima chavo spotify awards top top top acuérdate que esos premios nosotros los inventamos entonces va a votar a votar With this we say goodbye, with this beautiful, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, I cover you, mucho nos vemos hasta la próxima chavo spotify awards top top top acuérdate que esos premios nosotros los inventamos entonces va a votar a votar

los queremos bye