Airport Security Sucks - Lots And Lots Of Explosions!

Well this ladder real quick someone in your pants or you just happy to see me

Welcome to LA someone should have checked his bag

Spam jump to struggle Baby, I don't know what to do to you. It made my whole tree foggy. Oh my god

Jesus why I'm not I'm so you didn't game you bitch Cuz I've just now spoke

We're in the whole toggle view the first person or what is a Maltz Oh

My you think a flashbang I think I'm stuck outside the map

All right, so we should start the game then

No, my smuggled contraband past security using bags

Okay, hi guys. Oh, who are these motherfuckers someone the security?

Hold on we got to kill these guys. Let's go. Let's go find weapons and murder these guys. Where's all the weapons?

Looking for contraband.

Evan, will you mute and fuck it, Gabe?

I don't know how to.

You just deafen.

Fire in the hole, bitch.

How do you deafen in game?

I do not see a deafen button.

Escape. Bottom left. Headphones. Click it.

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Are we playing the actual game now? Yeah we're in it.

Is someone security right now?

I don't know.

I don't know what we're actually doing.

Hobie.

Hobie. Oh my god! He said, oh my god, and then his ass just fucking flew by me.

What do you do in this game? You just murder innocent people, right?

We got- yeah, we gotta- we gotta get past security.

We gotta fill up the bags with contrabands, and then smuggle it through the border. I'm ass- I left again.

They ain't going to take nothing.

Contraband is drugs, right?

Wait, I can boost the eye of the hole hey sticking up your ass everybody down Oh hold on OI OI OI what why is there so many

someone threw a c4 on me

how the fuck is that gonna end up being the tiniest thing

can i board the plane

OOHOHOHO

gg

who's this

who's the latter

what about it

come here look at this. You take this, and you go.

You go fuckin' super speed.

Yeah!

Dude!

Who the fuck is that? Scotty, turn around. I unboofed my dynamite and shit came out.

Woah!

Is that something in your pants or are you just happy to spaghetti hello everyone I hope you're all doing well welcome to the airport who said that I have an intercom system where I could talk to everybody there is a police officer that is very racist and he will be killing if you have to make sure you put inside the bag and take the laptop

It's a white woman. I'm in jail. How are you?

This game is fucking great, dude

All right, so if Marisol's in jail, we can just put shit Who the fuck?! I'm trying to play the game normal! Woah woah he's got a bomb! He's got a bomb! He's got a bomb! Woah! Woah! He's got a fucking dynamite bomb! The whole map explodes. There he is! There he is! Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him! Run it out of the plane!

Oh my god!

Is it a duffel backpack with dynamite?

Oh, piece of shit!

I got his ass! I got his ass!

Oh, yo.

Run! Someone's gonna blow me up in the spot!

I'll put down a smoke grenade Then I'll snipe the bystander As you do

Should've been standing there

Flashbang through the door

Sniped master

I just heard

I don't see fuck all

I'm leaving Look up by the ceiling

Why do you leave?

Come try to figure out what the fuck you're doing

You just keep shooting me That me what I'm supposed to do that's not the game

Try to shoot me sniper bitch now, how do you get on the plane try to shoot me sniper bitch now

We actually have to use in-game voices

Why because the the NPCs react to the things that the TSA agent says We actually have to use in-game voices. Why?

Because the NPCs react to the things that the TSA agent says.

Oh, interesting.

So if I say slow down, halt, or proceed, they will stop moving.

Oh, so we have to use in-game.

Oh, and that's how you figure out who's who.

No, no, no, no, no, please. No, no, no, no, no, don't attack me. Don't attack me. Don't attack me.

Don't attack me. Don't attack me.

Don't attack me. They can they can they can so if I'm talking near them. Yeah, I don't know you shit. I gotta be quiet

Then when I'm near him, yeah, you're very quiet You'd be very quiet Yeah, be very quiet you'd be very quiet Very quiet

Wait, we just go.

Oh, we got a-

Oh, there we go.

Put my suitcase on the thing. It's getting scanned. They're totally not gonna notice anything sus.

Halt there, little girl.

Halt. Hey, you halt.

Yes, I made it on the plane with dynamite.

Are they able to hear me?

I really don't know.

I don't think so.

You can hear me!

FUUUCK!

They know I'm here! Oh no, they know I'm here!

Oh!

Go go go!

No!

No! No, Peter!

Peter!

Fuck!

Damn it, that's not even that big! Yeah!

I'm struggling! I'm struggling! I'm struggling! I'm struggling! I'm struggling!

I'm struggling!

I'm struggling!

I'm struggling!

I'm halt! Let me out!

Hey, halt!

Let me scan your bag.

I'm gone, bitch! I'm gone!

I am gone! No! You can't stop us all!

You can't stop us all!

Guys, you're not doing- Here, show me your bag. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I Racist racist racist racist sexist cop

The beating of a black woman no I'm tired it's full with a golden poo

With the golden poo the golden poos warts. Yeah, you want me to fire in the hole and then you have a clear way to go?

Evan! Evan! Evan!

What? Actually go help Marcel. Yeah.

Oh fuck yeah!

Dude! You got the hook up!

You got the hook up!

I don't know which way to go. I think it's this way maybe?

What the fuck's the plan? What the fuck's the plan? Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh me!

Oh me! Get away from me! What are we even doing? I was in them myself.

Ha!

Ha ha ha. Watch him. Oh! Ha ha ha. I see a white man be another black woman got the food dude are y'all in your brain that's what it feels like yeah when your brain The TSA agents win. I don't know how they did that. Damn, dude.

This is the best worst game I've ever played.

Oh yeah, look at this shit.

Look at this. Hey, look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Hey, dude, look at this.

Guys, we played earlier for 30 minutes, didn't get enough footage, but now we're back and check this out. It's totally worth it.

Fire in my hole!

I'm burning!

I'm dying!

Can I ignite this and then boof it? Oh my god, I can.

Oh my god.

Do I still explode? It's in my ass. Do I still explode?

I bet you are definitely gonna explode. No, it stopped. Maybe not. All right, let me take it out. It stopped. Well, you shit yourself.

Yeah, that happens.

I grabbed your poo.

Let's see if I can time it just right.

Dude, one of the flights goes to Little St. James Island.

Another one goes to Epstein Island.

W.

Oh my gosh.

It's the same island.

One goes to Pyongyang.

One goes to Pyongyang one goes to hell literally just says hell All right, we're the TSA you guys are smugglers. We're gonna catch you dirty smugglers. Should I say smugglers? You win we're gonna catch these smugglers. We're launching a drone see who's what's going on here. Huh? What's going on? Look out My god that ought to settle it fucking body landed right here you you you you hold our there's already something in there Okay, follow me. Oh wait. Oh

My top fuck this is my turn. By the way, they're going top to you. They're going top you. Ah, yeah

Top you top you

I said HALT!

Should I follow you?

Uh, we will see.

Actually, I think I know where you are.

Where does this go? Ow! What was that sound?

I fell, I fell, I fell.

What is this?

I don't know where we are, man.

I could tell you it oh

Come doggy follow me doggy. He's not following. He's fucking stupid. What are you guys doing nothing?

Oh it unboothed my suit

Okay, oh my God.

Dog.

This works now.

To fill the bar by yelling. There's a bar that shows up when you start yelling you gotta fill up the aloe act bar aloe act bar one more one more go what where's not three of you spawn camping answers all right what do we got there's four of us I'll make it I'll make it pretty obvious I'll make it pretty obvious for you it doesn't matter I'm retarded all I have to do is yell who's this who's this who the fuck is wearing this this is me if I have a vest on if if I yell, then I'm going to explode.

Are you barking?

Attack.

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Stop. Dog.

You can let go.

Attack. Over there. Attack. Attack. Attack. Attack. not him. Stop dog. You can let go Dude I can't see a thing it's like I'm

You fucking retard you bought them and sprayed him a mace do what he expect all right, it's one of these I didn't even tell him to do that. No! No! No! No! No!

What did I do to deserve this?

Good boy.

Good boy. Tyler, go!

Go!

Yeah!

All right, I just started barking at people. Hey, someone grab me. If you need me, I'll be in here.

Oh, what the fuck?

Nice.

Come back, come back, I got you, I got you. No, no, no, no, let him do his thing, let him do his thing. Are you in there? Wait a second, wait a second.

Stay still, stay still, stay still.

He's got a big diamond up his ass.

There you go.

Alright, hold on.

Here we go.

There's a rogue suitcase.

There's a rogue suitcase. The guy's door. suitcase fuck out of the way you bitch get the fuck you do you do a lot of people. Attack! Attack, dog! Yes, attack, attack, dog! Get him! Attack! Get him!

Start shocking people! I myself did it Good baby

The Susan spawn who's this in spawn with the red shirt? There you go stop fucking moving hold on let me put some stuff in there with you here you go. Oh

I didn't know about this tech. Oh

Shit how much is in here what What if I get in here with you? wait

wait Evan, Evan get in

how do I do that?

pick it up and hold Z

alright let's do it

can you see the baggage area?

my butthole is bigger than your name

wait can we all control it or just you?

what the fuck?

let me do it I got this

when is there RP? why? dude why? what the fuck? Just you Has no idea dude we're going in. What the fuck? We're significantly slower now, hold on. Oh, oh shit! Come on boys, we're going in. Take us in there, take us in there.

I got you.

I was nowhere near you guys.

Alright, get involved.

Are you controlling?

Yeah, I got this. Sneaky. All right get involved. Are you controlling? We're walking through the metal detector, yeah, we'll be there shortly. Don't you worry?

Get ready get ready to attack a bag. I'm ready. I'm ready

Fuck. Oh, we'll beep the second a contraband passes it. The second a contraband passes it. Dog's doing great. Dog's got it.

Nothing's sus here. Nothing's sus here.

Was that the wind?

Wait, I just got fucked!

Alright, where did our bombs go, guys?

Oh!

You guys in this?

You guys in this?

Yes, they are. What what what are you doing? You No! I have nothing on me, you can't jail me. You can't jail me, I'm a mere mortal citizen.

You can't jail me.

I've done no wrongs.

You cannot jail me, I've done no wrongs.

Hi.

This is just a walkie-talkie. It's a walkie-talk, give it back.

Yeah, but it doesn't have a detonating on it.

It's just a bullet. Okay, that's an interesting way to damnate it. Oh, I'm adding my- we have six seconds.

Gotta go quick.

Got a couple things in there.

Oh my god! That was good.

I can't believe it.

I enjoyed. Good job, Roblox.

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