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Today, all Steela Brain Rots are gonna be meeting their future versions.
And I already have all of the current versions in my base.
Well, Jake, we have a problem. I don't have any of the future versions.
Oh, come on. You had one job.
Dude, they're hard to get, okay? And the way we're gonna be getting them is by going into the future version of Steela Brain Rot. And how are we supposed to do that? Listen, Jake, I might have found an unreleased game file. It's supposedly from an update that's happening in like 2026. So we're going to go into the future? That's right, we're going into the 2026 version
of Steel Brain Rod, and right now it's 2025.
Bro, but won't we get in trouble?
No, don't worry about it, Jake, okay? Because there's a secret way to spawn it. Now I can't tell you guys which button I'm about to press, but once I press this keyboard combination, a future portal will open up, and then we can go into the future version of Steel Brain Rock. Now Jake, I can't even tell you what this combo is, okay?
Oh, come on, even me?
Especially you. You would do it in like every lobby. Yeah, you're right. All right, here actually worked. Whoa, that thing looks cool. Version 2026. Dude, I didn't think the keyboard combination would work, but here we are, Jake.
We are about to go to the 2026 version of Steal a Brain Rot.
Come on, I wanna see what Steal a Brain Rot
looks like in the future.
Do you think in this one I'm gonna have a girlfriend?
Yeah, definitely not, bro.
All right, all right, Jake, check this out. Whoa, we're in the future! We are in the future version of Steal a Brain Rot. Now we have to find the future versions of the Brain Rots that you have. So let's go over here and check out what we got. Oh, it looks like they actually saved.
We got the six seven. Strawberry Elephant, Odin, Dine, Dune, Dragon Canelone, Grapus Medusi. Wait, you have a Tong Tong Tong's a whore? Shh, don't tell nobody, bro. Yo, how did you get that? I don't even know if he's gonna be in the future version. I have a theory that Tong Tong is actually coming back. Okay, all right.
Well, we're gonna see if we can find his future version in here. Now, this version doesn't spawn future brain rots until you buy luck. Six-Seven's future version. Six-Seven, are you ready to meet your future version? Yeah, but I'm totally going to be better. Yeah, we'll see about that, buddy. What about you, Strawberry Elephant?
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Get started freeHello there, I'd love to see
what I look like in the future.
Oh, deen, deen, deen, doon, you're gonna meet your future version.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
I'm way best version! Grapus Medusi. Gosh, I hope it's a girl. And I hope she's pretty. And Tung Tung Tung Sawhor! Tung Tung? Why is he not talking? I think he's a little shy. Okay, well maybe when he meets his future version, he's gonna start talking. What if she's a girl? What if they turn him into a girl?
Girls make me nervous! Okay, bro lock in. All right, hold on. Let's go and buy luck in the future version of still brain rot And maybe just maybe we'll get one of these future brain rots. Okay. I just bought maximum luck and yo, dude It's like red. Do you see that? You know, what kind of luck is this? Look at the brain rot spawning, dude Usually whenever you buy max luck these brain rots never spawn. Did they buff the luck in the future version? Yeah, well, oh my, a cockroach! Dude, I think luck is more OP in the future version of Steel Brain Rod. I cannot wait for this version.
Yo, everyone's base is gonna be stacked in the future.
I know. Okay, so far we haven't found the first future version, which is the future six seven. I don't see anything, do you? I see all these brain rots. We haven't seen anything crazy yet. Beta spawned 67 and ate her 3000. Whoa, Jake, what is that?
Yo, that looks like six seven, but futuristic. It's like a robot. Hey, he's running really fast. Okay, hold on. I think I'm trying to press on him. Ah, wait, I think I bought him.
Uh, what is he doing? Yo, he's going to my base! He's going to your base! I got him! Okay I think this is a beta brain rot. You know they're still not done making this version of Stealer Brain Rot but check it out! This is like a robot 6-7 this is so sick! Yo he looks way cooler than the present 6-7! I know and our bases look cooler too. Hold on let me go upstairs. Bruh look we got like holographs and and stuff. They're not done making the bases though, I don't think. This is the future. Well, now that we got the first future version
of the six seven, it's time to send him back to the current version, 2025. He's going to be waiting for us over there. Yeah, he is. All right, buddy. Don't like destroy anyone in the 2025 version.
If you're going to destroy anyone, just blow Jake's base up. No, leave my base alone. All right, here we go. Time to send him back. And he's gone. Oh yeah, baby.
Yo, that six seven was cool, bro.
I know, and just wait because the brain rods are gonna get even more futuristic as we go. Next, we have to find the future version of the strawberry elephant.
I think this one's gonna look the coolest.
Dude, what if it's not even a strawberry elephant anymore. What if it's like a watermelon elephant or something? Or a banana elephant. Wait, that would be sick. Okay, well, we have maximum luck right now, but I don't see anything spawning. Oh, a dragon caneloni. Oh, that's the current version.
We need the future version. We want future brain rots. Future brain rots.
Future brain rots.
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Get started freeSpawn Jake a gym membership! Spawn Jake a gym mem- YOW! Beta spawn strawberry banana elephant.
YO! It's going quick! Jake get it, get it, get it!
AHH!
You know I can't run that fast!
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Strawberry banana elephant? Dude that looks sick! It's like a different flavor! Oh! I got it! I got it! I got it! Yes! Yo, so in the future version of steal a brain rot you get different flavors of strawberry elephants This was a strawberry banana. That is so sick, bro Look, it's not the strawberry particles, but it's made of banana or take a bite. Do it chill You're not gonna eat my brain rots. Okay, at least not before they meet the current versions I future strawberry banana elephant ding time to send you to the current version of steal a brain rot boom and there we go now We have found the future six seven and future strawberry elephant. What is next? We got Odin did it noon?
Okay, Odin Dean Dean dude. I mean this is a pretty OG brain rot This is out since the game first came out so maybe they didn't even change it I just hope the future Odin didn't doing is nicer because this guy's mean yeah, right Yo, what's up with you, bro? Go back up before I kiss you. What he means that guy he means that okay, all right I'm low-key hoping we don't get the future version of this guy cuz he could be a lot weirder But I mean we have five minutes of this maximum future luck, so I guess let's just wait whoa Jake look There's a different part of the map. Yo, I didn't even notice that.
Yo, you can go through the portal in the future version? Holy moly! Oh, this is sick. It gives you all the info about the brain rots.
Bro, it has literally every brain rot here.
I know, and look, there's even more rooms you can go into. Wait, we can go downstairs. Oh yeah, this is about to be insane. Wait, what if we could find some futuristic brain arts down here? Yo, Gara, look at that! Look at what? Oh, yo, I've never seen this brain art before. Prototype Diamond Dune Dune.
Wait, wait, wait.
Gara, you can buy him, it says buy. So this is the future version of the Odie Needie Dune. Hold on, he kinda in like a box. All right, here we go, let me buy him. Boom, just bought him!
Oh yeah, baby.
Now he should be my base, we just got the future version of the O-D-D-D-Dune. Dude, I can't wait for all these brain rots to meet their future versions. Here we go. And we have sent the future Diamond Dune Dune to the current version. And it looks like our luck ran out, Jake.
How are we supposed to get the rest of the future brain rots?
Well, we're actually going to go back to the current version and get those. Gara, how are you going to get future brain rots in the current version? You will see, Jake. I have a special machine.
Jake, do you know what this is? Hold on, I've never seen that machine before. This is an upgrade machine, and inside you can actually find futuristic brain rot. Like look, this is the future version of the Dragon Cannelloni, the Dragon Terminoli.
Yo, that one looks way cooler than the Dragon Cannelloni.
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Get started freeI know, but in order to get this futuristic version, we're gonna need another Dragon Cannelloni and two Evil-a Evil Addons, bro. Yo, we're gonna need that OP look from the future. Yep, not gonna lie. But this upgrade machine is only available in the current version, bro.
We can also get the future version of the Grapis Medusae from this. The Grapis Princesa.
So is she's a girl?
Yes, she is a girl. Now I've used this machine before so I actually have an extra dragon cannelloni and an extra grapus Medusae we can use but the only problem is finding two evil adons where are we gonna get those we can ask him who is him Sammy don't ask questions we ask him I don't know who him is but okay invite him bro I'm gonna get my alt account on on my phone so that we could get this grapus Medusae bro who is this guy Jake yes my boy RJ!
Yeah, okay, I know RJ. Oh my gosh. Okay, what does he have?
Wait!
He has a dragon cannelloni! He just said, hi, Garage and Jack, how I help? Oh my gosh, bro. He called me Garage. Hey, at least he got my name right. My name is Gaura. Gaura, you're saying it wrong. It's Gaura. All right, Jack. Yeah. Everyone call Jake Jack in the comments.
That's not too bad, actually. Call him Jack-o-lantern. How can RJ help you? Yo, is he biting his keyboard? He might be chewing on his keyboard, bro. All that matters is that he's filthy rich. Okay, he has a dragon cannelloni and an evil Adon and Jake I got my brain rocks for my alt account
That's right brain rots. How many you got? Well, I got a great piss Medusae, but he just said hey what you do Why you no ask me Jake? I thought this guy was cool, bro. No, he's cool. He's cool. I'll take care of him All right. Let me take this evil Adon before he changes his mind. We got it. Yo, what the freak? Yo, he's a good boy. No, you calling another man a good boy? What did he just say? What did he say?
Kid!
Ah!
Yo, nah RJ, you gotta go buddy. Yo, I was wondering why he would give you brain rise, bro, it's cause you gave him a kiss. No, that was one time only, it was just one time. What? Okay, bro, what is going, okay, all right. You know what, I'm blocking RJ. Jeez Louise, what is up with that guy? Anyways, Jake, he just gave us an Evil Adon
and a Dragon Cannelloni. And my alt account actually had a Grapus Medusae.
But we need two Evil Adon.
Well, I happen to have an extra one on my alt account. That's right, Jake said some fries relax big boy, but now we could craft the dragon terminole. I am so hyped bro. There we go We're just gonna put in this evil Adon and it's in the machine now and now we're gonna take this dragon Canononi and we're just gonna give this to the machine and now we just need the last evil Adon Finally this thing is gonna be beautiful. All right, and now we put in the last evil Adon and Jake Are you ready to upgrade it? I'm ready boom upgrade
My gosh, this is what the dragon can and Lonnie's gonna look like in the future makes four trillion a second This is the dragon turbine. No, Lee. Oh, yeah, baby. Nah, Sammy actually did his thing with this one He is so much more. Oh Pete. All right I don't think the regular dragon Candelion is gonna be happy.
This guy's way cooler than him.
Well, they're gonna meet. And next, we need to find the upgraded Grapus Medusae, which is also in the machine. Let's see what we need for that. I already have the Grapus Medusae. Here we go. Boom.
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Get started freeOh, and we need a Ballerina Cappuccino Orca la, ooh. No, those are common brain rots. No, the orca lita is actually godly.
And she's pretty.
All right, bro, leave the girls to me, okay? I'll get them. You're too awkward around girls. You start begging them. I've never done that.
Oh, ballerina, yeah!
Please, please!
What are you doing? Dude, we could just buy her. I thought I was getting Rizzy. No, you're not getting Rizzy. You're getting that that's harassment. That's not that's not Riz Yeah, it sounds like you're jealous. All right in order to get the orca Lito or Calado. We're gonna need to buy some server luck I got a Jake I got it. Don't worry sugar. Papa has you all right? We have max luck I'm gonna take this ballerina and we're gonna take her to the upgrade machine Jake watch out for an orca Lita, okay. I got my eyes peeled. Okay, be very careful We don't want to miss it because we're about to get the greatest princess. Ah, we just need an orca Lita Jake Do you see one? Nope. I've been watching the portal the whole time. All right, it's only been a minute. So bro
There's one right here. Yo, you have lost your mind Oh, another ballerina. Please, I need you, please. My base is kind of homeless and- Bro, what are you talking about? And now it's time to upgrade for the futuristic Grapus Medusae. Are you ready to see what the Grapus Medusae
is gonna look like in 2026?
I hope she's pretty.
Oh yeah, she is. Rarrr. Grrrr. What was that noise you just made? What noise? This?
Grrrr.
Yo, you're a lion. What you know about that, player? That's how I get the gyals. Oh, my gosh. Great Miss Princess, yes. We have gotten all of the futuristic versions
of the brain rots. Oh, Tung Tung Tung Sahur. Looks like we have one more. This one's definitely the coolest because Tung Tung is an OG. Well Jake, I don't think there is a futuristic version of him.
What do you mean?
That's Tung Tung though. Well guys, I can't wait to see my future version. I've been building up the courage to talk.
Uh Jake, I don't think break his little heart like that. Little heart, bro, he's a grown man. I'd take him upstairs.
Come here, Tong Tong.
Yeah, you'll get to meet your future version.
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Get started freeOh boy, I can't wait.
Yeah, Goat Dick, what are you waiting for?
Oh, sorry, sorry.
All right, I'm not gonna lie, I do not know how to get the future Tong Tong in 2026. Sammy has said publicly that he's never coming back, but that's okay because we got the rest of the futuristic brain rots. Oh my gosh, this is so sick. We have the dragon terminology, the strawberry banana elephant, diamond dune dune, six seven inator 3000, and the grape is princessa. Now hold on, let me put them in order. We'll put the dragon terminology right here and there we go they should be in order all right six seven hello I am six seven inator 3000 oh he sounds like a robot oh no it's kind of creepy I will annihilate anyone who does not say six seven you're gonna tell me twice
yeah yeah don't worry we are six seven errs all right but pull up over here
okay where am I going?
You're gonna meet the current version of you. You haven't came out yet. 6-7!
Oh, hey guys.
Whoa, who is that?
I am better.
Wow, you are better. I thought I was going to be cooler, but man, you're cool.
Pulverizing target. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Yo, what the? He just killed a six seven. I will now assume his place. Oh, geez. Yeah, you do that. I don't wanna talk to him anymore. All right, Strawberry Elephant, are you ready to meet your future version?
Hello there, mate.
I'm so ready.
All right, it's time. Oh, Strawberry Banana Elephant. Yeah, what is that? It's a girl. It's a girl. Hey, what's good shoddy? I love you. You'll get away from me Oh, no, you just got rejected by an unreleased brain rock. We have someone that you may like it Oh, is that a cute elephant? Oh, yeah, it is. Follow me. Follow me. Who is this pretty girl? This is a strawberry banana elephant. She's from the future. Oh my gosh, he is so hot. Well, you guys can go away together, I guess.
I wouldn't mind that at all.
Ah!
She just kissed him! Ah, I gotta cover my eyes.
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Get started freeI'm covering my eyes, Jake. I know you're still looking, bro.
I'm not looking.
Well, those two lovebirds just left together. And now, we got the O-une is way better than this guy. Oh yeah, you think he's better than me? Whoa, wait, wait, hold on. No, they were supposed to come to you.
I'd like to see how tough this guy really is.
Yo, I don't know if you want to do that. Oh, d-d-d-dune, this guy is really no joke.
Where is he?
Yo, what's up, homie? He sounds like a little kid Chill dude, you know this guy sounds like a kid. I don't know if you want to mess with him Oh, do you need any new and just look at the size difference? This is diamond doing doing he is the future version of you more like future loser Oh, no, bro, just got knocked out. Yo, you just killed him Wow, are you yeah, isn't it like pass your bedtime? Not a chill chill chill, okay. All right, you're the new OD TD dude, but now Jake I'm kind of excited for this one, bro
We dragon terminology. How do you think the dragon can only is gonna react? He's probably gonna be mad because this guy's way cooler. Maybe. Where is he? Oh gosh. Hello, Dragon Cannelloni.
Is that supposed to be the future me?
Yeah, yeah, yep. This is him.
Wow, he looks way.
Cooler, right? He looks way cooler.
Way loser. How dare you speak of me this way? I will pulverize you. I'd like to see you try, buddy.
Oh, now Jake is getting heated. Literally, it's getting heated. Yo, are we about to see a dragon fight?
Come on, you make the first move. As you wish. Roar!
Yo!
Oh, nah.
Finally, I couldn't stand that guy. I know, right? He was all like, RUH! And then he got pulverized. Now he looks like sand.
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Get started freeMy work here is done.
Wait, wait, you make 4 trillion a second!
HACK! Bruh!
Did he just teleport back? What the hack?
It's okay, Greypush Princess. I makes 5 trillion a second.
Oh, hello.
Wait, speaking of, it's time for the Grapis Medusae to meet his future version. Hey, Grapis!
Oh boy, is she really a girl?
That's right, follow me, Grapis, follow me.
Okay, okay.
Now listen, you gotta have W-Riz.
I will, I have the best Riz ever. Wait, is that really her?
That's right, this is the Grapis Princesa.
Oh my gosh, hey! Oh, hi, I thought you were really pretty. Will you marry me? Uh, sorry, that's a bit too quick for me.
Yeah, bro, she's from the future. She doesn't even know anything. Please marry me. I'm gonna go back to my version. See you later.
Wait, wait!
Bruh, you scared her away. No, what am I gonna do now? It's okay bro, there's plenty of octopuses out there.
Hey, what are you doing later?
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Get started freeAre you talking to me?
What?
Nah, nah bro, nah, you gotta go. Hey, why'd you hit him? Well, we got all of the future versions.
What the?
Yo, Jake, why you crying, bro?
I'm not crying.
Wait, you're Tong Tong? I'm not crying! Wait! Your Tung Tung Tung's a whore is crying!
Uhhh...
Yo, why you crying, Tung Tung?
Everyone got to meet their future versions, but I didn't.
Awkward!
See you later, bro.
A-G-G-Gora!
What, bro? He doesn't have a future version because he never got added back to the game! Wait, really? Yeah, I don't even know how Jake how did you even get him? Don't listen to him tongue-tongue. There is a future for you Well, what are you talking about? No, there's not what there's gotta be he's crying. It's okay Maybe I'm not meant to be added back. Wait, I got an idea Jake you want to help him so bad follow me, bro Bro, I don't know why you're laughing. I look good now. Remember Jake you are bung buffs a whore Bong buff sahoor got it. All right, follow me All right, we found your future version. Does he look cooler than me? What is that? I'm bong tongue sahoor
No, bong buff sahoor or wait was it buff bong sahoor. I'm you bro, but from the future literally ill I'm going back to my vault. See you never what what yo, I think you scared him off, bro. I kinda like this You see my muscles. It's a muscle suit. No it's not. Can a muscle suit do this? No it's not. Can a muscle suit do this? And if you enjoyed, click the video on your screen and I'll see you next time. Bye!
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