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What would happen if all the brain rots in Steela Brain Rot got married and started loving families? Well, today we are finding out. I have all of these brain rots in my base that are looking for love.
So, Gaara, have you found their partners?
Uh, no.
What do you mean, no?
I haven't, bro. It is really hard to find these brain rots. Well, who are these brain and ask them who they want to marry? Six-seven, who are you looking to marry? I want a six-seven girl. That's pretty and pink. Okay, my boy knows what he wants. Okay, that shouldn't be too hard to find She's going to be the love of my life. Okay, we'll try our best to find you one. Now, strawberry elephant Who are you looking to marry? Hello there. I would love to marry a pink strawberry elephant. Ooh, pink strawberry elephant. Jake, that's gonna be hard to find, bro.
Not gonna lie. I don't even know how we're gonna find the pink six-seven.
Do those even exist?
Well, we can't break their hearts now. Don't worry. We will find you a pink strawberry elephant. She's gonna be a pink, like, strawberry.
Jake, what do we tell him?
I've never seen one before. We will find the love of your life, strawberry elephant. Thank you, chopped fellows. What?
Huh? Bro, we can't say nothing.
He's the OG. Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right. My fault, OG. Hi, New Beanie Pizza Neanie. Who are you looking to marry?
I want a New Beanie Pizza Neanie girl that's just like me.
Oh, well, I mean, New beanies are the most common brain rot. No, she has to be a girl. Okay, maybe we can find him a pink new beanie.
Thanks, make sure she has a kiai.
What?
Hey, the man knows what he wants, bro.
No, that is not appropriate. Anyways, what about you Los Trollolitos? Don't you guys think you're a bit too young to get married?
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Get started freeWell, to us, love has no boundaries.
Okay, okay. So, I assume you're looking for...
Las Trollolitas!
No, Jake, what are you talking about, bro? Obviously, they want to marry a trippy-troppy.
That doesn't even make sense!
They're a shark. Trippy-troppy's a shrimp.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we wanted Las Troll we have to do everything in our power to accomplish it. Yeah, because if we don't, their heart is breaking.
And we don't want broken hearts.
OK, so the first brain that we're going to try to find is the new beanie pizza, Nene's wife. Now, Jake, where are we going to find a girl new beanie pizza? Nene might is a dude. Just trust me, bro I have banned lucky blocks to have girl new beanies in them. What a no way? Yeah, but you can't tell nobody Oh, you know, we're making a video right now. It's okay. You're still a little youtuber. Oh, well, you didn't hear nothing Nah, nah, I heard it. We gonna get those band lucky blocks and the last band lucky block. Thank you very much Jake. Now apparently there is a way to get a girl new beanie pizza nini in here.
Now I don't know what she's gonna look like but she better be pretty cause we gotta match my boy up with a nice looking girl, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, she's pretty all right.
What?
Why would you say that?
For my boy new beanie, duh.
All right, here we go. But wait, I see Tong Tong Tong Sahur in there. Oh, wait, was that the girl in New Beanie? No, that's just Tong Tong. No, before Tong Tong Tong Sahur, I literally saw New Beanie Pizzanini. But I don't know if it was a girl. It kind of looked like a guy.
Oh, you're gonna see once we get it, bro. Okay, well, we got a Tong Tong Tong Sahur. Dude, these are banned. Why are you texting Brain Rots? Cause we're just friends. Call me baby. Ay-yo! All right, let's see what we get next here. Please can we get the girl in the beanie? Oh, I saw her!
Wait, hold on. I saw her, but it still looks like a guy. Jake, are you sure you know what you're doing here?
Bro, just trust me, it's a girl.
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Get started freeOkay, okay. But we got two tongue tongue tongue so horse here. We go. I'm just gonna open two of these oh Wait wait, bro. We just keep getting tongue tongues. I think tongue tongue misses us I don't talk I miss you too all right here. We go here. We go. Can we get something else other than a tongue tongue, bro?
Nah ain't no way
There's so many tongue tongues. I guess you could say our luck is tongue good right now open Open the next block. All right, here we go. Can we please get something other than a tong tong tong sword? Bro! Jake, nah, this is rigged. You're rigging it. You're laughing at me right now, aren't you?
No, I wanna see the girl new beanie too, bro.
Okay, okay. Dude, we just keep getting tong tongs. At least we'll get a gold tong tong now. for my boy to marry. Ugh. Ugh. Yo, what are you doing? Nothing, I just got really mad for a second.
We gotta go tung tung. Woo hoo, go tung tung.
You just eat your microphone?
No, no, alright, here we go. Next brain rot.
Let's see, what are we getting?
Ooh!
Jandul-dul-dul.
You know this guy, right? I need this one. Yeah, yeah, you're not selling it, buddy. You can't, it's in my base. This makes $2.5 billion a second.
Gar, you gotta focus on the mission!
Oh, you're right, I don't need it. All right, let me just sell it then. Time for the next band, Lucky Block.
I gotta put it in my base.
Let's see what we got here. Another Yen Duldul, Jake, we got her. But this is just a guy. No, that's not a guy. Yeah it is, I'm selling it.
That's the one we needed!
But it's diamond, okay? We want her to have a clear face, okay? That diamond one was kinda choppy. Okay, I guess you're right. All right, let's open these. Exactly like a dude. We got a 69 brain rot. Oh! Two of them! Yeah, baby! Dude, these are so rare.
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Get started freeYeah, and they make a lot of money.
All right, here we go. Let's open these normal ones. We gotta have the new beanie looking pretty, okay? Oh! Bro, it's just a dude.
No, that's not a dude, bro. Look closer.
Look closer?
What are you talking? No! No! Gah! All right, well, we found, oh my God. Oh God, Jake!
Ah!
Ew!
It's all up in your face! It's disgusting! Oh my God, yo, get it out of my face, bro. Smells like pizza. Well, we have found the first wife for the new Beanie Pizza Neenie brain rot.
But now, Jake, we're gonna need to find a girl six seven. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Not at all Oh, I thought you maybe you had a idea. I do it Jake. We're gonna have to steal this girl six seven I might have a friend that has it. Well, he's about to get robbed. Actually, it's a she it's a girl Yeah, so be on your best behavior Jake. Aye aye captain. All right, Jake here we are, this is my friend Stephanie, and she has a bunch of girl brain rots, including the girl six seven we need.
Guys, he's so pretty.
Dude, chill, okay? I know you're very nervous around girls, but we gotta convince her to give it to us.
Who's nervous?
Not me.
Oh no.
Watch this. Hey, hey, lady.
I love you.
Bro!
Hi, Jakey. Yeah, oh, that's not a girl. Yes. It is. Her name is Stephanie
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Get started freeWhy does she have a dinosaur mask on chick I heard she has a crush on you RZA RZA, bro
Oh, yeah, I get Rizzy. I'm getting Rizzy. Oh, yeah
They do she likes it she likes it I love the way you dance for me, bro. Oh, no! No! Dude! It's a dude. That's a guy!
All right, Stephen, why do you have all these girl brain rods for real, though?
Bro, don't even worry about it. I definitely don't look at them every night before I go to sleep.
What?
And why do you even have girl hair on?
Dude!
Bro, what's with all the questions? OK? One of us just you know feels a little different. Okay. All right. Hold on
Oh, no roast weekend, are you smackin me twin? I'd Stefan or Stephanie. Can we have the girls six seven?
Why should I give it to you Gaara? Because I'm awesome and the Gaara gang is awesome. Literally. I guess okay. Okay. I Stop 30 years old. Okay, I will give it to you guys if one of you barks for me and one of you meows. You guys got to choose who does what.
You know what, the video's over. I'll see you later. What the heck barks for you? Are you crazy?
Gar, we gotta do it.
What? Dude, these guys took so long to freaking get. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Bark, bark, bark.
No, I didn't see some passion in that, bro. Go crazy earned it. That was really really embarrassing. Thank you I'll let you go back to trying to be a girl. I guess Thank you
Thank You Stefan a call me later, bro Jake we have the girls six seven now We need to find the spouses for the rest of the brain rots all right so Stefan gave us his girl six seven and now What we need to find a girl low strata loritos and a girl strawberry elephant now pretty last Rana, Loretta is what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna buy max luck cuz it usually just spawned from the carpet Oh, look what I got wait Jake. Who did you steal that from? I don't have that I stole it from Stephanie. You know, that was a dude, right? They're just hating bro
Hey, no way you actually got got a La Estrada Ritas? He had one? Hey, he had a bunch of girl brain rot. So if I smack you right now, we'd lose it, right?
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Get started freeYeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, well now, dude, you can have them beside each other, yeah? Are you crazy?
I'll distract them.
Hey, don't look over here! we found the Elastroneritas, but it looks like we have one more brain rod left to find a wife for, the strawberry elephant. Now I've been thinking, and I think I've found a way to find a girl strawberry elephant. Jake, you can stop distracting them.
You sure?
This guy smells funny.
She's kinda mean.
Jake, there is a secret brain rod of a girl strawberry elephant somewhere out there. You know how to find it? Apparently it only spawns if you get max luck on the server. Not times 4, but times 12 luck.
Hold on a second, we can only buy 4 times luck.
Well we're not buying it. I just sent a message to the owner of Steal a Brain on Sammy and I told him to give us max luck. Well I didn't really tell him, I kinda pegged him. So let's just cross our fingers and hope that he activates it on our server. Hey, Sam is a good guy He's gonna hook us up. Yeah, see I'm his friend. So I call him Sam. I mean Sam I totally know Sam mean him or like this. You don't know him like that, bro
You don't know him like that. Wait, here you go. Jake. Well, we got the max luck. Why do you say your name? I appreciate it Sam my boy. What nah What? Nah! Sam, Sam, Sam, I'm your friend. Oh no, I can't type. I'm your friend, Sam.
Doesn't know you, little bro.
Bruh, Jake, who is this fool?
What?
Hey, Sam, he cool, bro. Don't worry.
You know Sammy? I know Sammy. Or at least I thought I did. It's all right, he tolerates you. Hi, gang. to ban him, Big J. Big J, is that your name? Yeah, that's what they call me in the Steeler Brain Rots streets. You from the Steeler Brain Rots suburbs, bro.
Appreciate it, King.
Well, at least he turned on Max Luck. Now we have a chance at getting the girl strawberry elephant. Yo, look at some of these that we're getting. W or L? Yo, this one is a new Thanksgiving. The strawberry elephant is gonna want to marry a strawberry elephant that already has a kid look at her. She's beautiful Jake
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Get started freeThat is a brain rot. I am just saying for the strawberry elephant. Yeah. Yeah Anyways, we have found all of the wives for the brain rots now. It's time for the wedding Jake We are now ready to commence the marriages. Are you ready? Oh gosh. Does this shoe make me look fat? No, no, actually you look good, bro. Appreciate it, bro Wow, you must have a lot on your plate Jake a lot. Yeah, I had a little snack But let's go ahead and bring these lovebirds together six seven. We have found the love of your life Wait, really you guys actually did it. That's right. Follow me my boy. Follow me. All right, right this way six seven
Let's go. She is right over here. Whoa. Hey, you look beautiful. Wow. Thank you
That's the nicest thing that anyone's ever said to me. I think you look pretty too. All right, trying to get married, bro
What is up with you? What you got bigger? Look at them. Just so beautiful. Will you marry me? Yes
I would love to you're the love of my life. Kiss me. Oh, whoa. Whoa whoa, hold on, hold on, hold on. I can't look.
Oh, they're smooching. Ew, ew, disgusting.
Oh my God, that's disgusting. Wait, where'd it go? Did they just die?
No, they're living happily ever after.
You ate them! No, I didn't. Why would I eat a pear? Oh my god, Jake look! Aw, they had a family! They did! The 6-7 family! They really just got married and started their own family. That is so cute. We have just started our first Brain Rod family,
but now it's time to reunite two other lovers. StrawberryElephant, we have found the love of your life.
Wait, are you serious? Now, StrawberryElephant, I do have something to tell you. What is it? What could be wrong with the love of my life? There's nothing wrong with her,
but she already has a kid, bro.
Oh, great.
We can be a happy family.
Oh, okay.
Follow me!
Wow, she's beautiful.
Oh my gosh, who is this guy?
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Get started freeHe looks so handsome.
Mommy, is that my daddy?
Will you marry me? Don't you think you're moving a little too fast? Girl, he loves her. What can you say? He found his other half. What about you? Where's your other half? Right here. OK, all right, back up, bro.
No, OK.
I will marry you.
Kiss me.
Yo, yo, in front of the kid?
This is so hot.
What?
Aw, they're so cute together.
Oh, wait, they disappeared. Did they get married? They're gonna start a family now! We are just uniting lovers like it's nothing. But next, we have the Las Tralalaritas and the Los Tralalaritos. Now Jake, this is young love. So far, we've made two matches.
Well, we're like the matchmakers.
I know. Los Tralalaritos, are you ready to propose? We are so ready! Did you really find her? That's right, we found them, the Lastralalaritas. Girls, I sure wish we had someone to marry.
I'm right here, baby.
What? OK, W-Rez.
Go, write that down, write that down.
Lastralalaritas, will you marry us?
Yes, we will. When is the wedding?
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Get started freeThe wedding is right now. We gather here today to celebrate the making of a new family, the Lastralalaritas and the low strata to read those no strata Rita's do you wish to spend the rest of your life with the last trial of Rita's in sickness and in health and if one Of you get stolen I do and do you last trial of Rita's promise to stay with the low strata to read those forever Oh, we do now if there is no objections you may now kiss the bride
Oh boy kiss me I object you what Freddy, what are you doing here?
I have loved you, Los Trolleritos, since the day I laid my eye on you!
What are you doing? Nah, nah! Ugh! Oh no, I just killed the Los Trolleritos!
You killed our husbands!
I d-... Uh, uh... N-next couple! Wow, Jake, that was a disaster. I went to the buffet section. Yeah I can tell. Anyways, now we have the new beanie pizzanini and the new beanie ghiazanini. New beanie, are you ready?
I was born ready. Oh jeez. Where is she? Oh dude relax.
Raaah. Raaah.
Oh nah. Marry me girl. Mwah. Yo she didn't even say
yes. Wow. Nobody's ever liked me this way. I love you, baby. Will you marry me? Of course? Wait, hold on
I gotta check something. What is he? Yeah, holy moly. Yo
What is wrong with you peachy? All right. Now we gotta kill him Jake. We gotta kill him. No, they're getting married You can't kill him back off. She's mine. All right. Okay. Okay, you could have her. I'm having peach cobbler tonight. I'm killing him. I don't care. He's dead. I got him Yo, you're free tonight. Oh my gosh. You're huge. Oh, yeah, baby. No Yo, you're free tonight. Oh my gosh. You're huge. Oh, yeah, baby. No I'm traumatized if you enjoyed click the video on your screen, and I'll see you next time. Bye
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