Anecdotario 347 - Me intenté fugar del anexó FT.Ricardo O’Farrill

We'll be back in a minute. this show and this episode is definitely not for you. No. It's like the fights or the table. It's not real.

It's not real.

I mean, it's real, but it's not real.

Exactly.

Exactly.

You couldn't have said it better.

Yes.

Whoever stayed, enjoy it, you fucking moron.

It can be real, right? If you want closeness with a prostitute, it can be something very real. For me it was real. What do you think? I don't know, I haven't asked for the proximity.

Howdy friends! Welcome to another episode of La Cotorrisa. ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!

¡Vamos! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!

¡Vamos! and I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.

I'm gonna die.

I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. boleto Cuantas cosas no has hecho fuera de subirte a un escenario que dices no lo puedo fucking creer Ah no si si si Bala Ayer fui a comprar una locion que venden nada mas en una tienda y me dice el vendedor

llevate todas

y asi nadie va a oler como tu

y si llegan cuatro a Mexico de esa en especifico no que sea muy cara si no que es esa porque es peculiar no jajaja I don't know what it is, but it's peculiar. I said, no way, who is it? I said, no, no, no, what the hell are you talking about? Just give me these two and that's it. They said, there's a rapper who comes and does it.

So I talked about that in my stories and Nacho Redondo wrote me.

Man, I do that. It's a mystery, no one question of what my aroma is. It has tarantula, clove, cinnamon, and tarantula venom.

That's why Ricardo Perez's fragrance is coming soon. It's marijuana and ladies.

I'm out of here.

Which one is the lady marijuana?

Hey, it's a pleasure to be back. Is this before Aldo Rendon or after Aldo Rendon?

It's before. Before, man. How am I going to be back, this is before Aldo Rendon or after Aldo Rendon? It's before.

Before, man.

Before Aldo Rendon.

How am I going to be at the level of that son of a bitch?

Man, you're going to kill the naturalness with which you kill.

Oh, sorry.

No, man, it's a hurricane, man.

It's a hurricane, man.

Oh, things about your own dress, na, shut up. I can't. I'm not at your level, sorry. I know from the beginning that I'm not at Aldo Rendon's level. I know it.

Yesterday, yesterday was... Ricardo and I turned around and said, it's a show.

Until the beginning, we exchanged looks. We got on the train with him or we left him alone. It's a fucking hurricane.

Well, a gay hurricane. Because he's...

Sorry, sorry. foreign foreign No, it's the revelation of the year. Yes, man. Jordi couldn't break it. Jordi, did you make the face that Jordi makes so he can cry? And the difficult question, you had a friend, right?

I say you had, because that friend no longer exists.

Ay, shut up Jordi! Where's your necklace so I can put it on you?

He said, Naco is horrible.

No.

He died for Naco. He had to. I'm gonna put your collar on so you can put it on. You're so ugly. No.

He died for being fat, for being ugly.

He had to.

No, man.

That's amazing. It's a joker. It takes it so far. Yes.

It's unstoppable. The best find.

The best find. I agree.

Yes, yes. It's wonderful. You'll see. like, hey, really, really, really, don't show this episode to anyone. Don't let them know what's going on, who's Aldo, who are we, man. If it's just a clip, there are some amazing people. I think the son of a bitch had the ability to say without a disclaimer,

this guy is a bastard, man.

I mean, I was blown away. At the discovery of the year, I warn that,. I'll let you know when the new year's eve comes. So when the new year's eve comes, you won't be like, finally something good, man. The fucking O'Farrill sprout seems to have left the bike and replaced it with glass, man. Who was O'Farrill, man?

Why does he look so fucked up, man? He put on a suit for his funeral. Okay, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna going to say. Show focus! The show starts right there! Do you know who Bobby Lee is?

And the digital music media are like,

What?

It's playing again?

Exactly!

Because they know who Bobby Lee is! And that's why the comedy is alive. Answering your question, the show starts at 8.

And no, the parking lot is independent. I'm going to be in the middle of the I'm going to be in the middle of the I'm going to be in the middle of the

I'm going to be in the middle of the

I'm going to be in the middle of the

I'm going to be in the middle of the

I'm going to be in the middle of the It feels good, and it feels good to see how other colleagues, you guys have like six or something like that?

Five.

Five, right? Or to see that, you say, Auditorio and Vallarta, you guys are almost soldiers of the palace of sports.

What a shit, man.

Like, what you were saying,

you're starting, Tocayo, you're starting. The movies are coming.

And yes, man, a year later, the movies arrived. Like the Pérez prophecy.

But yes, we were saying it earlier, Bobby Lee, as Ricardo was saying, his first special is being done after 30 years of going on stage. Every fucking day, the biggest, most iconic, most transcendental stages in the United States, after 30 years, he's doing his first special.

And then we get desperate with how young he is, our bed, our stable comedy guild. When you put it in perspective with other countries in which he has been for so long, you say, ah, well, then I don't have to sleep crying, I go on time.

No, we can relax, we can relax. For me, it's almost 15 years doing comedy and you say, oh, wow!

But in medicine, you're the king of medical paranoia.

Yes.

If I tell you, there's a guy who just graduated.

No, no.

But he's really excited.

Fucking no.

And he studied very well how to operate the Da Vinci.

The Da Vinci robot.

Fuck.

Or this 75-year-old man who is no longer allowed to drive. But I'm not going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it.

I'm going to say it.

I'm going to say it.

I'm going to say it.

I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. He goes, I'm gonna be a lawyer and you're walking the next day from the hospital.

On your own, you're going to be a killer for a year and a half.

Yes, man.

You say, yes, the old man.

The old man.

That's where you say, fuck youth.

Fuck youth.

And long live the boards.

So in our career, I can say with peace of mind, we're young.

Sure.

We're cool. Yes, yes. That's why the need for the message is very different if a guy in his twenties wants to leave you a message, that he is leaving you, I don't know, a... Oh, shit, why did my brain reset? George Carlin. That he is leaving you a message, that he is an old wise man, that he is a Socrates that does stand-up. Of course I want to know what his message is. This man has seen things.

This man has seen things.

And if this time his prime in his last specials for HBO 2007-2008. Dude, no way.

He was a little old, he shouts a cloud. But it was like the cloud said, hey.

But nobody dared to shout that cloud.

Exactly.

With all his knowledge. Because yes, when he was young, he was fresh, he challenged the system, but when he was old, he knew. It's not the same as a pilot, for example. It's the cool thing about comedy. We just started with this aging that can happen to us.

And it's the cool thing about comedy that unless you become a rucomiado, which is... Carla Camacho is always in charge of explaining what a rucomiado is, in fact, we had a pact, Isabel, Carla and I, that was like, dude,

if one of us pees,

we have to let them know.

And the three of them peed.

And I was like, why didn't you let me know?

I was going to bite the bullet by myself. You all are crazy. When you see the comedian crying like this. You can only allow one and you can't say his name in this show. Because if you can't, some guy will come out.

He's going to cry again.

What did they say about me? Nothing, nothing.

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

I upload photos, dude. Don't worry.

But yeah, it allows you to be more experienced, right? I don't know if you saw in the last one of Chappelle. It's more like the wise man, right?

What does the grandfather say? Yes, his hilarious specials, unless he takes a new path, I think those are gone.

Exactly.

I mean, there was a laugh.

It's fresh, man.

But there's also a level of proposal in the new ones that I think as an actor, it also inspires you in many others, right? That you say, wow, what a bastard that did that, how cool, that he's in a position where he said, I'm going to do it like that. Well, yeah, be happy because we're doing well. What show is this? The 5th? The 6th? You've had several. You're one of those who's been writing all the time. The one who tells me.

They started at the same time, right? Yeah, just the same night.

But that guy already made a movie with you. The prophecy is being fulfilled, Tocayo. I'm gonna miss my friend. I'm gonna miss my friend. I'm gonna miss my friend.

I'm gonna miss my friend.

I'm gonna miss my friend.

I'm gonna miss my friend.

I'm gonna miss my friend. I'm gonna miss my friend. and that all the voices are comedians with talent. In English it's Will Ferrelly, callazo. And he's a Spanish guy. I'm a fan of that. A big hug, a Christmas hug, a banger. Live from Pachuca, Mexican citizen, fallacy, plus a couple of people who went to Comedy Central,

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extraño a richie brown Right! We're going to go see The Machine in the Lights on the studio.

Yes, you have 7,000 followers, they're not verified.

But dude, Perez is your...

No way!

Perez is the best...

You know that!

He's the best.

I don't know the jangles, but I'll go with you.

Once I was in Canada, we already heard everything about Canada, but I couldn't shut up.

Come on, let's go to the band. I'm gonna be a Canadian. We've heard everything about Canada. Shut up, man.

Let's go to the band. This kid is following me like a crazy person. Like a crazy person. No one followed me like a crazy person.

So, yeah.

But it's a good thing. Just like they go slow in comedy, they go fast in body language. Today I got to the office and I was like, give I got to the office, straight to, give me something for the aguras,

I have the sofa on fire.

Dude, I put on a black tie and said, you look like Lopez Doriga,

you look like Lopez Doriga.

I said, no, no,

a blue tie.

I remember Hugo being pissed off

one day because you and Carlita No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And they complained because they were throwing fireworks as if it were September. Rodrigo Escobar, explaining the, it's not me. Fireworks? What fireworks? I don't know what you're talking about. And one night before, And I, in hongos, watching the fireworks like this.

What will happen in the next few days? I'm going to lose. Quit it. I see. Ah! Ah! Hey 40 minutes of no man, yesterday Richie was going to the municipal presidency and a rooster went off inside the box.

With the stressed heroes that are here.

No, I mean, this time there were some guys fucking in a car. And when they are like that, all the fucking cops came out like that. But we didn't know.

I mean, we just saw how an Altima came out in the middle of the parking lot. The bastards were like, the war has begun! They are bombing Querétaro! Trump said!

Don't worry, Trump doesn't know what Querétaro is. So, yes, sorry, Bubu, I got you in trouble more than once. On the first anniversary of La Caja, I heard the alcohol whistle. And I said, a big round of applause for Daniel Sosa. A big round of applause for Daniel Sosa. He...

And they said, he doesn't laugh. of I don't know. foreign foreign foreign

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foreign Yes, yes, yes. That's why they were announcing the opening of a hotel. Yes, that's why.

Everyone was denying it, but there were a lot of stories of people who were there.

I remember stories of some of them. Happy New Year in Querétaro! It's March! Yes, well, an apology. What would happen to La Caja without these stories? The box has seen everything. What hasn't it seen?

All the comedy bars in general, if you ask the person who has been there the most, they tell you, there are a lot of books.

My greatest decline as a human being. Those were the two years, for God's sake. I remember it like Dante Alighieri's Hell.

Why?

It was scary, I drank too much.

Too much!

You open a door, you win something for doing a show a month, and you say, I won.

I can do all this, I won. I remember a time when I said, I think that's how alcoholics start, every time I come I drink 5 or 6 cups. Because it's easy for you, right?

That's why.

My silly fears.

But since you arrived at 6.30 to sign up for the 8 o'clock list, the open ended up starting at almost 10, and then if you had to go to the end, you were almost at 12, media para puntar de palas list of the last ocho el open a cabal ran can do cassia las diez y luego si te tocaba el final te vas casi a las doce sabiana cinco seis horas que la ciudad claro no te puse a si a una cuenta de una chela y ya pa cuando te tocaba subir te ya pa o si te quedaste un ratito platicando si era no mames lunes martes y miércoles los tres días me mame si güey I was like, no way, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, the three days, I'm done.

Yeah, man. Do you remember what you uploaded or what you improvised? No, which one, man?

All so that in the end the classic would end up happening.

No, I'm going to finish polishing.

And you uploaded a joke already tried because you wanted

that day to go well for you.

What do they tell you?

Did you try?

No, at polishing. My little finger is nine years old. I've been polishing it for two years. I polished the Mip Mip, and I realized that the horns sound different now.

Nyak Nyak.

But how beautiful is that measure that you acquire boards and years pass, how simple it is to test, or rather the security with which you test, against the one you tested before, right? I mean, it gives you much more openness for creativity, testing now with boards.

Yes, you say, I trust me, I have screwed up several times.

Yes, just then he told me, what do I do with all this money?

The same inflation as Carlitos.

They put us on the same side. Of fat drug addicts.

Stupid people who get even more stupid. And I said, what are you talking about? stupid He can't last way you must I know Look away, it's cool. It is cool. What's a tactic? I'll rent on rent on cheap in a list and I'll use the way He did it in a communist into commodity super beventia Well, we're Malo, so I'm a Malo promote. She's tossed

because come on see

the seed the toy story I I'm I think it's harder for me to try the material. I feel like I loved trying the material from the anonymous of... with you guys! No, man, you're not going to remember tomorrow! So you would go up and if you were going, asshole, because you were trying an idea, asshole, it was the same for you. But now it happens to me that

if you go up and see the faces of the public that you come across and try a crazy idea, or something that I think will work, because I have expectations.

I don't know, but in the end, your head doesn't betray you because it tells you objectively where you're going.

Yeah.

And what the gringos would do would be get out of that, because there's more, right? But they'd go to two more bars.

Like, to... is I'm like, man, wait. I'm like, wait. I'm like, wait. I'm like, wait. I'm like, wait. I'm like, wait.

I'm like, wait.

I'm like, wait.

I'm like, wait.

I'm like, this guy says 204 of 300 and I was like, holy shit, he gave me 204 glasses. Stop it, that's not how you do business. You don't put the tacos, you say, grab whatever you want. Those are colored, those over there are colored, ma'am. Those are the new colored ones.

There's purple, yellow, red, blue.

Whatever you want. Like a crab. Whoever you want.

That's so cool. But it's getting on the bike again. In Efemerides and Festejos. A day like today.

Wow, the data.

The data.

I think they didn't know you were coming.

That's it.

Real?

Yes, it's real. 1939, yes, public, from Big Book, from Alcoholics Anonymous. There are some famous founders.

I know the story of those two bastards because in the last clinic I went to, they made me read it. The story of Bill. So, one is a stock broker, the other is a doctor, and they see each other, and they haven't seen each other in a while, and they see each other again, and one of them comes in like...

Hehehehe, aaaah!

And he says that the other guy was whole, he brought the factions here, he's like... He says, what happened? Are we going to destroy ourselves like always? And he says, no. I'm here to talk to you about a new lifestyle. No, te vengo a platicar de un nuevo estilo de vida. Se llama sobriedad y el güey, aguantame tantito. Entonces existían unos programas como super estrictos, muy muy muy religiosos y estos

güeyes dijeron, vamos a hacer algo más leve, que son los doce pasos. Y estos dos güeyes son como los, como cuando entras a una casa muy católica y tienen un maciel ahí todavía. like when you enter a very Catholic house and they still have a mess there that's how these guys are, you go to many AA meetings and there are the paintings of these guys and there is that great story of abstinence

the one who was stuck was the one on the left

yes, because he is very judgmental

they are the same age

that's the one who came up with the idea of what?

The drug didn't caress. And he confesses one day, I got really drunk yesterday, but I have to operate today. I'm a surgeon and I have to operate today. My hands are shaking. And he says, ok, let's go get a six of chelas

so you can tie it up. You stop shaking because that happens.

No way.

And you can operate. But after that,

now we really want to... No way, what a bastard to think, to be in a context where you say, no, if he's going to operate sober, I won't pull. Give that gentleman his six or don't open it.

Having practiced sobriety for a while, it was a relapse. So, yes, many clinics make you read Bill's story or the book Bill wrote, Double A, which are the famous 12 steps. The addict is an expert in his first internment.

He says, I loved these 12 Jorge. Jorge. Jorge. Jorge. Jorge.

Jorge.

Jorge. Jorge. Jorge. Jorge. Jorge. um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um of the 20th century, it refers to someone who is the one who falls fine or the one who can do them all. A caifan.

Another mandate to do, man. Another mandate to do, man. In your face, Pepe Peralta.

That's true, man.

That one can hold up.

Pepe fell like this.

Very handsome, Saul Hernández. Everything is connected. I'm Pissing most of the numbers to a second it out of the second it out of the same as a rocket land is a concierge on a various by his group of sons to the program and I show up Amsterdam Like I said, I'm an honest test to the end of a Wall result that is my funders time to put the sewer mentors if this one I show them I just to vote like I said, well, I'm and this one I a while Manera me roast in El Vivo Latino se vio

obscura sido por estar a la misma hora que hay fans

When was a festival he can I say gandol e pdc el horario Oye me pasa en el horario nada más para ver como si comentó algo de quien esta ahorita Si creo que te toca ver ahí así como de metálica y daft punk juntos por única vez I'm going to tell you something about who's right now. And you have to watch it like this, Metallica and Daft Punk, together for the only time. And you, you're at the same time as Ricardo Perez in La Carpa Casa Comedy.

It's worth watching.

The backstage has, man.

You go by the level. Yes, friend, right now I give you all the photos. Let me get to the stage, friend.

It's not that I'm bad vibes, friend. foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign

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foreign foreign I don't know. I saw more people leaving. I don't know.

Wait, we need the brilliant Hugo Blanquet. Don't tell me they prefer Caifanes. And also, like, bands from Vive Latino.

Caifanes is like...

Yes, no way.

It's like Fabulosos Cadillacs, Caifanes, Café Tacuba, Moroto.

Like, the band Latin music band.

Yes.

Right now in Pal Norte, in La Mole and his friends, which is a long show, it lasts about two and a half hours. At first it was super hot, and you could feel a little bit like when Grupo Frontera started, like people started saying,

Mom, Frontera started!

And we were like, we need to sing Ramoncito! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. You get to the hotel and you're like, oh look, there's Ramoncito singing. And the other one, the little one, explains, I'm going to explain why the unanimous vote.

It's not funny, but at the same time it's funny.

The handsome one, right?

The handsome one, oh, I love him.

The worst thing is that the people who stayed the whole show, even after the show ended, for some reason, Ramoncito was still there, throwing a fit. Throwing him a fit. He saw that at one point in the show I came down with a bottle of tequila to give to everyone who was in the bar. And the show ended and he wanted to come down to do the same. He asked for the tequila bottle. And with the people who were left there, Ramoncito was giving tequila to the whole band.

And you had a great anecdote.

The show ended and Ramoncito came down and gave me a shot.

I don't remember if it was you or David, that when he got to Pal Norte, he told people, this is from La Mole. Yes, yes.

As they had told him that La Mole was taking him to a La Mole show, they insisted that everything that was happening was from La Mole. It was from La Mole. I was watching it on the Mole. So, a bunch of people, a band playing, and I was like, is this also from the Mole? Don't you see how much fun I had?

Advantages of the age syndrome? Disadvantages?

Advantages of the age syndrome? You're almost always happy.

Yes, yes, yes.

Nobody is going to deny you a, I'm thirsty, I'm hungry, I want to go there.

I think the only disadvantage of Down syndrome that I see right now is being greedy.

Yes, because it's difficult to... But I think Ramon has so many accesses that he's already unblocked.

Yes, right?

And the mom is also in Dicko.

Dudes like 4 seconds.

Sometimes they ask the mole and they are like... I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, Oh, well. Un saludo a Ramoncito. Si, no, saludote. Me lo pasé cabrón con Ramon todo ese fin de semana.

En el show nuevo, en pasado de Raya, hablo como de que, de los santos que te cumplen milagros, ¿no? En México tenemos mucho al...

San Manelito Joaquinito.

Si, si, si. And you're channeled. We're sorry, but God is occupied at the time. We feel it. God is occupied. So they send you to the miracle, right? And then the kid says, Hello, little brother Joaquin, I was told you're the one with Down syndrome.

I'm looking for you because my brother has a disease that I want you to cure, and well, logically it's not Down syndrome. Think about it, it would be weird if Down syndrome was cured. That's the miracle that we don't want God to give us. I would get a lot out of it.

Imagine you're giving a hug to Ramoncito and someone asks for him and his Down syndrome is cured.

What's wrong with you, faggot? Why are you hugging me, asshole?

Who told you I wanted a hug? Oh I don't know what you want. You idiot. I'm missing a chromosome. I'm missing something.

Why do I have the dick in my hand?

Ramoncito himself uploaded a vlog of his visit to the festival. And he's very pissed off. I didn't know they had filmed it.

But there's a moment...

Did you think they were making it clear?

No, I mean...

Yes, Ramoncito, we are recording everything. My movie is out.

Yes, Ramoncito, we upload it at night.

There was a moment that I laughed my ass off, but because I thought I was the only one who lived it. It was a moment that was only going to be for me and that I was going to be like, how funny that moment was. Ramoncito and I were going to the stage and they took us in a golf cart. You know, they even put people running around.

Everything looks very important, right? And very fucked up, because Ramon was very happy. And he was greeting people and stuff. And there was a moment when someone got it wrong. And then he greets a guy and the guy greets him back.

It's Amole!

And I swore that I was the only one who was going to keep that laugh forever. No way, they got it wrong with Amole. There you realize when everything is from Amole. When even Ramoncito is Amole. He won 7. I want it That Way.

It was one of the strongest hits of the boy band world. They were doing shows in Disfear, they were still in the past.

And Nick Carter, who was like, whoop, whoop, whoop, avoiding all the crap he did.

What cancellation?

Yes, yes, yes. A teacher, right?

If you have your headband on and you're dancing,

they don't cancel you.

The thing is to keep dancing.

It's very ugly what those people did, but... I want that...

But you saw that they flew from Las Vegas!

They say that when it's cold, it's cold. And also, that video, for many chances, if you didn consume and backstreet boys no seitan important a pero seguramente si no consumía Street boys it a Gustavo blink 182 y all the small things tiene un video en el que justo una de las escenas Pero es en la que están parodiando es de este video justo bajando se del del avión

episodio de los simpson basándose en creación de boy bands es un poco en ellos y en en signo ellos porque hasta llegaron a In the Simpson episode, based on the creation of Boy Bands, it's a bit in them and N'Sync, right? I think they even came out in The Simpsons.

They should.

Ah, N'Sync. Ah, it was N'Sync who came out. But yeah, 27 years later they are still very active. Who knows if One Direction can...

I'm always going to be Team Westlife because they recorded in the satellite towers. satellite away see way per se esta duro eso como cuantos artistas no van a venir a que la cotoriza y nuevo album este toque de corazón es mi álbum número 15 y tuve que hay que queremos los hits

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nos vale verga que te inspiraste pendiente para nosotros es todo lo

contrario es de lo contraste el año pasado

espirata de nuevo y esos objetos tienen desbloqueado el el caifanes way no el It's the opposite. You told him last year! Breathe again!

And those guys have the Caifanes unlocked, man. They're getting some hits.

That's the Manal phenomenon, I'd say. They don't have to write again in their life. You don't have to do another one. It's a very iconic song. The lyrics don't make much sense. The producers tried to change the lyrics

to make it more coherent. But after recording the logical version, the group decided to stick with the original one because the vibe was better. I can imagine the decision, right? Although that one, the story was not understood. It gives me more vibe, don't you feel it, guys?

It's like this one has more...

Look, let's sing it all again.

There's a fucking video where Nick Carter's unbearable says to one, you're not in like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like,

you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like,

you know, I'm like, Shut up already! It's not fair! Ryan Gosling lived in the same apartment complex as AJ McLean when he was starting out. AJ offered to join the group, but Ryan rejected him thinking they wouldn't succeed and preferred to focus on acting. He decided to leave.

He would have preferred to be Ryan Gosling than a Backstreet Boy.

Nah man, it's like Poncho Herrera y RBD, wey. Reci. Con Wala B. Magneto, que.

No mames, culero, antes la hacías así.

El vuela vuela era un reto para las rodillas, wey.

Se las acabó, wey.

Ya está.

Cuando sientas que el amor se ha olvidado de que estás ahí.

Tres señoras divorciadas de seis gotitos. Vuela, vuela. I forgot, I forgot, what are you doing there? Three divorced ladies and six little kids. I'm a CW letterman see in sickle a nighty hack our own is to it is siento into Conductor those grandest program as no to run to strength I trace a nose a carrera summando mas de seis mil ochenta

episodios way back at a la verga This is the other way croquet

Mara verga Krakow's I'm feel a platica que es como una especie experimento social que haber en Sierra on way de lunes a viernes a recibir extraños I went from Monday to Friday to receive famous strangers

and make jokes with them.

Daily!

6,000 episodes daily, with completely different personalities, but equally strong.

No, but it's just that the guy was a bitch. I feel that in the world of the late nights, suddenly you see a few empty shells, and you say, I understand why they put it there, how cool, how it communicates emotion, fake to your guests, what they are talking about.

No way.

Wow!

Oh!

You went there.

Yes.

You went there.

Oh my God, you went there.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God.

And so we were at a room, and Gosling was neighborhood of the Basquiat Boys.

No way!

You were there!

Wow! His whole history has been giving momentum to a lot of other careers, other talented people who at some point worked with him or asked him for help or something. Conan, at least from everything I've seen, I think he's one of the figures I admire the most.

And he never got into a big controversy, dude. He's never been out with any of this crap.

Simpsons episodes, man. He doesn't come out, it's written. And you knew that a girl tried to, what's it called, blackmail him?

David Letterman? Uh-huh.

He had a lover, and his lover told him, if you don't give me this amount of money, I'm going to make it public that you and I were lovers, you being a family man. And the guy said, oh, yeah. In his late night he opened and said, hello, I'm David Letterman, I have a confession to make.

He dropped all the soup and his wife in the house.

You were there.

No, that's how it feels to be the wife of a comedian.

It doesn't matter when you hear this.

No, mom, he's just playing. It's for the show, mom. Don't take it seriously.

We all had to go through that process, right?

That all the people around him...

You say it, it's a quote that brings...

He's sucking.

It's a quote that brings... They go up in character.

No, which quote, Boo Boo?

Which quotes?

The same tone.

Bill Murray was the first guest at the premiere of Late Night in 1982. He was also the first guest when Dave moved to CBS for the Late Show in 1993. And he repeated the honor as the last guest before Letterman retired in 2015.

Also a great character, Bill Murray.

He also appeared 44 times. No way!

No way!

Those were great friends.

More than a family man. You know what happened there was Andy Kaufman, Jim Carrey made a movie, there it was born, with his shoulders and with his body.

There he became the metalhead Daniel Day-Lewis.

But for good, right?

But paid!

How are you not going to blow up? Did you know that it was eight hours of makeup for the Grinch? How are you not going to blow up? They say that for the Grinch they had to give him a course,

a Navy Seal, to endure torture.

Yes, man. It was a torture. How did you feel? But you were talking about Andy Kaufman. A long time later, David Letterman said that Kaufman was the only one who told him so he knew how to react to everything. Because he did some... The respectable thing about Andy Kaufman was I'm going to swallow shit for 10 minutes

so in 20 years they understand that this was a joke.

The anti-comedy.

He took it too seriously. Too seriously. I'm gonna have to fight against women. Yes, yes, yes. No, he has several super... fine... With Letterman, the beat that comes out is I need money. But he comes in with a beard like this. And you see it, this guy is rude.

And he left that aspect on purpose to ask for money on camera. That if someone has money...

And people in their faces were like,

Oh, Nick Offman needs money. You know, like, you know. I'm It was a great movie. It was a great movie. It was a great documentary. I haven't seen the documentary. In the documentary, he says that he was already Jim Carrey, he had already done the mask, etc. and they asked him for a casting. But since I'm a fan, I had his bongos.

They had blood, his bongos. I used them so much. So, the original casting of Jim Carrey's original casting came out and he stayed. He just sang a song like Kaufman did.

Fucking master Jim Carrey, right?

Yes, yes, yes. Today, there are three world days. The day of manned space flights. The world day of military spending reduction.

Wow, there's a day for that.

And I don't think they'll celebrate it.

Hey, the camera, Iringa, stop it.

He invented the movie, right?

Well, it was great to found it.

Now, we're going to proceed to the second and most important.

The military spending reduction.

World Hamster Day.

That's great.

When you have a medical emergency, or you're just idle with a doctor in emergencies, with someone, whatever the situation, ask the nurses, what is the weirdest thing you've seen here? And they say, they say hamsters get stuck in their asses.

What did they get stuck in?

You vote as a doctor and nurse to suddenly get hamsters out of their anus. que se les metieron. Jajajaja Uno hace el voto como enfermero y doctor a de repente sacar hamsters muertos de anus

No mames, llegas a contar como te fue hoy, osea cuando te preguntan como te fue hoy mi amor si en tu dia puedes sacar un hamster del culo de alguien o nada mas dices de que fue de apesado mi amor

osea si llegas a contar I mean, if you get to the point, it's not just the act of... Because it's complex, right? I mean, a hard wall... It's in! Hamster has to...

He saw the tutorial on Reddit, he prepared himself.

Or he put a cheese in before, right? A little cheese, something like that. But having to pull it... No, no, no. Not like that.

No, don't fuck with me, man.

Oh, and in movies... um the VJs. I'm going to interpret it to your eight, right? Prophecy, sorry, prophecy. That asshole is going to be here for a day sitting. Jack Nicholson?

No, Jack Black.

Oh, it would be incredible.

Hold on, hold on, Perez.

Please.

He is in a psychiatric hospital and the inflexible discipline of the center accentuates his contagious tendency to disorder.

Who suffers?

Who suffers? Ah, Jerry, the one on the left.

That was it. Who does he look like? Who does he look like? Ah, Jerry, the one on the left.

That's it.

It's Bonjerry, man. He lost 13 kilos.

Yeah, it's the new Moonjerry Reloaded.

Yeah, the trap. Where do you stick the fucking needle of Osempico, of heroin?

No, it's Bonjerry.

He's openly confessing that he cheated.

Moonjaro.

Ah, good. Mungero. Mungero. Mungero. Mungero. Mungero. Mungero.

Mungero.

Mungero.

Mungero.

Mungero. caricature

In a space jam

Spotting I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say.

I'm gonna say.

I'm gonna say.

I'm gonna say.

I'm gonna say. Mucho cariño como fuimos a ver tu y yo Mario Bros. Sí, ¿se puede contar esa parte? Sí. ¿Sí?

Sí.

Uf, bueno. Hay una gran dinámica.

¿Onda se convirtieron de mini Mario a Mario?

Hay dos cosas muy importantes que contar en esa premiere. Una la iba a contar en el roast de Ricardo Peralta, pero no la conté. Pero hoy es un buen día para contarla. I was going to tell you about it in Ricardo Peralta's roast, but I didn't, but today is a good day to tell you. The first one is that I made the decision, because I left Slovotsky, so in the end it was a decision of the two of us,

that every time Mario ate mushrooms in the movie, we were going to eat them.

Yes, you heard?

When they were in Mario Kart, I was like...

The best movie in the world! What's up, Illumination?

They got fucked, they got fucked, they got fucked.

This is a Toy Story, but with Mario, man.

This is a Toy Story, but with Mario. Mario

La segunda y más importante es que

Pero tenías algo en aguas tenías en aguascalientes

Cuando yo me fui a show fiada show en la feria

Me fue de la verga

Fue domingo y te querían no más pistón no. Everyone just wanted to see me pee. That's Ramoncito's life.

One day in Ramoncito's life.

I swear I give a lot of vipers. Bottom, bottom, bottom!

Give me alcohol!

Give me alcohol!

The second and most important thing is that since you couldn't go, they covered you. I'm going to be down. I was like, I wonder how Mario feels about popcorn and ice cream. And then Ivan was our waiter. Do you remember?

I'm going for the popcorn, boss. Enjoy yourself, Mario.

Exactly.

He lost a lot of time in the movie.

He was even zooming in because it was a presentation after another. Yes, of course, when he was in 14, you know It wasn't just a projection, then the wolf went I don't want it anymore! Your popcorn, boss. Nachos. Jalapeño, Ivan. How did you put Katsun to the nachos?

Why does she put Katsun to the nachos?

I'm losing half my career! Where I was born, you get used to Katsun with nachos. No, Ivan! Go do it right, damn it!

But we used to say, give us the normal ones. Give us the ones like this, and not like that. I'm going to do it right, damn it!

But we were like, give us the normal ones. Give us the ones like this, and like this.

And we gave ourselves an obsidian.

And...

Do you eat a lot of mushrooms in the movie?

A lot. The necessary ones. The necessary ones. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna be a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a ¡¿CÓMO QUE LA TIRASTE?! ¡NO ESPERDICIOS IVAN! Jajajajaja Pero no la compu

Entonces, Slobo lo hizo así wey

Slobo lo hizo así, dije no mames que le va a dar propina a Ivan wey

Jajajajaja

Le dio un papel que decía, bono por una invitación a la cotorriza

Jajajajaja Tres seguiditos y ya bueno

Jajajajaja hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe We don't know what you mean. I mention it in the show. In the new show I'm going to present. The next one. It was on December 31st. So, imagine when he said I'll be right back. I'm going to get some balls.

He got in the car.

For your crazy...

What did I do to you? I thought we were friends. Because that's what friends do. They sue each other. ¡Hijos! ¿Por qué eso hacen los amigos? ¡Se demandan! ¡Eso sí, un verdadero amigo! ¡Que de patio pesteca!

Terminó y regresó a la casa. Bueno, ¿quién quiere inyectar el pavo?

¿Qué, güey? ¿Qué? Papá se subió al coche, güey. What? What? What?

Dad got in the car and how it looked the... Peugeot 206 how it looked from outside

and I just heard...

What's wrong mom? Can we help you? I

Passed a mama lo podemos

Papa no, está llorando solo tiene hambre solo tiene hambre Perdón yo les que viese de huevos Porque no es una mala persona a veces al boku ando si pero no es una mala persona y le escribí de huevos le dije the People don't forget that! You're going to be a meme forever! It's not good for you to do that! Look for me as an advisor!

You've become like an old wise man!

You don't look for me as an advisor! It's incredible! Diets are racism! Call me!

Well, comb your hair first, you son of a bitch!

And then throw me a funky! And I'll tell you...

Diets are racism! And then throw me a funky, man! And I'll tell you... The girls are racist.

I mean, yes, say whatever you want, but comb yourself, I swear, man. And I know because I was the same. I was there with the shirt ripped off. How did I talk?

I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know, I don't know.

I'm going to die, don't get confused, Daniel.

Don't get confused. I was already there, man. Look for me. Before the outbreak, free advice from Richie O'Farrill. There was a moment that seemed sponsored by Ripe. Yes.

And I was wearing my underwear and my sneakers.

I already lived that. I can tell you.

No, no, look. I know that at the moment it seems like a fantastic idea to cry in the car I know that at the moment it seems like a fantastic idea to record yourself with your canas unpainted like that, saying, the diet is racism how are they going to be racism, fucking mother? explain to me how they are going to be racism

but really?

explain to me how

I mean, it's more racist the joke I made about Ivan right now

than a...

than a diet! It doesn't make sense, man!

Look at this person who is above all above all being very indigenous in his weight that has absolutely nothing to do with it, man.

Sometimes the band gets to vote for things that don't make any sense.

That's right.

Yes, yes.

Crudités are sexism.

That's right.

What? You mean the jicama and the cucumber?

Yes, yes.

Sexism?

Yes. Crudités are sexism. Diets are an invention of the patriarchy.

Yes, yes. Those are... diets. Those are... Historically, they have been for many years... They have been all their lives. Diets, man, right? Look how I battle with the hairs here. I don't think that was a suggestion from a man. Woman.

Don't you dare go out with those hairs in the armpit that look disgusting. I think men do it like...

I love your other...

Your other tail you have. I don't think it like this I love your other tail that you have

I don't think

it was a man

who would have said

shave that off you pig

I don't think so

I honestly don't think so

the idea came from there and now it's like a symbol of struggle just don't tell me that diets are patriarchy

if you're going to cry in the car because you were going for some balls because you're very hungry No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm always eating the first step. You always, even with that distinction, what a great finish you threw yourself.

No way.

In those lives.

No, you were throwing some bombs.

You were Black Mirror and at the same time you were your own comic relief.

I mean, the truth is, I think it was better than Christmas hug.

What a valid solution.

What a Mexican citizen. Do you like Live from Pachuca?

No, I like Live from his home.

That's the good one.

It has a better rhythm.

It's not scary.

It's not scary.

It's wild and wild.

What else do we have after Clown? Just the anecdotes.

Well, here we have Mario's new girlfriend, who is going to be crazy.

The one from Super Mario Galaxy.

No, man, what's worse? A boyfriend like this? Disgusting, making these horrible jokes all the time. un novio de estos, así desagradables, haciendo estos chistes horribles todo el tiempo. O que tu novio se dedique al entretenimiento infantil. Sano, familiar, ojo.

No, mil veces.

Toda, imagina toda tu vida, estás caminando y en esos...

Ay, me puedo tomar una foto contigo?

Y toda tu vida, toda tu vida y la suya, le va a ser así. I can take a picture with you for the rest of your life. All your life and his. It's going to be like this.

Oh, Rafa Polinesio, you don't know how we see you at home, how we admire your videos.

Come on!

I take them and you don't talk like...

Imagine seeing that all your life, man.

They come running...

I'm coming Rafa!

Or those who have alter ego, who have their name with a normal last name and they also put on a crazy outfit to be the character of Yuppie on YouTube and suddenly a kid realizes that this man is Yuppie in the restaurant. Yuppie! Yuppie brother, right now... foreign Oh, bro, si, si. Ay, yuppie. Yuppie, yuppie. Magen, te estas sacudiendo el pito en el mijitorio

para terminar de mear y, yuppie.

Yuppie.

No me hablas, volteas y no me hablas.

Te ves así y ya ves como a la altura.

Eso está, señor yuppie.

Señor yuppie.

Yuppie.

Yuppie.

Yuppie. the best or worst anecdotes about your life in prison or in jail? you haven't been touched by those we can leave that to others never in jail or jail when they put me in the police car

they immediately took me down to move me to the clinic they were going to tell them they are going to take you to jail like this someone is going to rip your dick out someone is going to bite you

that guy can't be in jail right now.

He looked like Minion Morado. Remember?

Minion Morado!

Tie him up and send him to a clinic again.

Minion Morado!

He was really Minion Morado.

He's going to rip his dick off later.

This first one is from HabsRangel, and the title is Noche Cara Con La Ley. Police category, abuse, money. What's up, what's up, Cotorros? This one is epic like Slobby Dobby Doo.

Fucking yeah.

I was in a karaoke celebrating a friend's birthday. A few drinks, but I was aware that I was carrying a car and I couldn't go over. It all ended and I went home. On the way, a patrol car told me to get out of the car. I was all alone and I had no choice but to listen. They didn't even ask anything. One of the police officers opened the door and told me,

Get out, you bastard! I asked him to explain why he wanted to get out of the car. A fist in my ribs gave me a perfect explanation and I got out. I was excited, but with all my nerves I was making fun of them. The bad habit of joking in the worst moments.

They call it the Fofo Moment, right?

Until someone pointed a long gun at me, worthy of Fortnite, and told me to shut up. They took me to Tlalnepantla and took me to Tultitlan. I don't know why, but they call it Las Galeras.

They call it where Lalo Elizarrara lives. Where Janny Pex records all his content.

Where Janny Peck records and lives.

Yeah, I'm live here.

I'm live here.

An officer told me to take off my belongings, but I saw that he looked at my watch and I said to him, don't go and steal it, eh? He slapped me. I hit him back.

Oh, well. They put me in a separate cell, as if it were the same thing. I said, don't go and stab him, he slapped me. I hit him back.

They put me in a separate cell, as if it were the same thing. A few hours passed and a police officer came down and asked, who wants to go out? I told him that I did, and he said, no, bro, you got beat up by a cop, not you.

It went on for another hour until he said, well, let's go to the cashier. I gave him about 2,500 pesos and they made me sign a document where it said that they never abused my rights. Ha ha ha. I got out, I got in my car and I didn't have stereo anymore, but all I wanted was to get home. Greetings to Charim, Baby Mateo, Susana and of course, all the cops.

Well, play with that, the fucking nervousness.

The fear, the fucking fear of it's over. I'm telling you, despite everything, he didn't record himself crying in a car. Despite everything, man! Who had a worse night? A guy who heard a joke, or this guy who was violated by the law, he lost his stereo, man.

He was integrated.

He took out his phone,

Mom, I'm on my way. I'll explain it to you in a minute, mom.

Do you want to know something else to drink?

Hahaha

Let's see, give me the next one, I saw it.

Of course. This is from Fidel Guzman Belmonte. Birthdays in the Retén, title, party, arrest, drunk. What a mess, my warm throats. Nothing bad happened to me. Well, this happened on a sunny day.

It was my birthday, and we got drunk on the street, between laughter and laughter the police arrived and took us straight to the detention center. Once in the cell, we met a man who was there because his car almost crashed. To break the ice, I told him it was my birthday and the guy went into festive mode, he immediately called his wife to go buy hamburgers and soft drinks for all of us who was locked up. I don't know who the guy was or why he was so cool. I'm sure he was one of those guys who just let everything go wherever he was and only got the bad one to crash. The restaurant became a banquet.

It became a banquet. We ate like kings and they even sang me the morning songs. All the lungs in the cell. All the guys who were invited. Also Stockholm syndrome, your brothers become brothers. Brothers. We're gonna be in the studio. We're gonna be in the studio. We're gonna be in the studio. We're gonna be in the studio. We're gonna be in the studio.

We're gonna be in the studio.

We're gonna be in the studio.

We're gonna be in the studio.

We're gonna be in the studio. your blood, dude. The band that you're in, it becomes your blood, blood, blood, dude. And what you say, I mean, no one is going to understand what you lived there, more than the others who were also living there.

Yes, it's correct, dude.

It's correct.

And do you consider that you were one of the well-behaved, the badly behaved? In other words, in some way, you returned to a classroom. What kind of person were you in the classroom? There? Or did you behave better?

I behaved well, except... In fact, I took this off the show because it lasted a long time.

But...

I talked to the director of the clinic for a while. For some issues that I had back pain, etc. He brought me a fruit in a tupperware and he said, you're going to take this tupperware to the women me dijo, vas a llevar este topper a la clínica de mujeres, que estaba enfrente de la de hombres. Y después te regresas.

Pero era día de visitas y la puerta estaba abierta.

Entonces.

Ah, tuviste tu intento.

Sí me porté bien salvo esa vez que dije,

se van a la verga todos.

Y empecé a correr.

No, hombre. I was like, I'm so scared! And I started running like this. I threw the topper halfway through the road. Imagine Richie Pelon in his flip-flops, running in a village in Hidalgo. The worst thing was, the guys that came for me, the clinic was so austere, that they weren't hired supervisors.

If you behaved well for two months, they would promote you to the top. They were the same addicts that in this clinic were stone and crystal. The same addicts. I was like, mushrooms? Nobody?

Nobody in Mario Bros? Mushrooms?

Nobody.

Ok, ok, ok. Just... crystal, right? Crystal. No, yes, yes. Crystal never... I think I behaved pretty well now that I hear those stories. I'm hearing the story of the guy who killed a guy.

Real fact.

For a lighter.

For a lighter.

But this is what I value the most. They ran out to chase me. The change of mood is incredible when you realize you're in a closed street. Because you go from,

I'm going to the fuck!

To...

I apologize. Sometimes I'm very impulsive.

I have TDA.

I have TDA.

My grandfather was Spanish.

Spanish was not even fucking good.

I knocked you out. But that was what I admired the most, that when they went after me, Spanish. Spanish. Spanish. Spanish. Spanish. Spanish. Spanish. Spanish. Spanish. Spanish.

Spanish.

Spanish.

Spanish.

Spanish. Ya estábamos fuera, güey! Ya fuera de España! Jajajajaja

Eso lo sacaste, güey!

Jajajaja

Sí, pero, imagínate,

eso es parte del sacrificio del show, ¿no? Ay, qué mamada, güey. Que por la longitud tienes que quitar unos que dices, híjole, este corre bueno, pero para plantearlo necesito

como más tiempo que ya le estoy robando I've been stealing from people for a while now. In fact, the first joke I made, my mom called me and said,

-"Son, I saw you in the joke." -"You burned your show." -"What are you going to say now? You said everything in the joke." I said, no, that's how it is with David Letterman, mom.

He's going to tell what he's going to tell.

He's going to tell what he's going to tell.

Exactly.

It's true, man.

Man, what a shit you had in your moment. Like the dog in the house. A dog in the house, for some reason,

it's better if you treat it, if the door opens,

to shit here.

No, man, a scratch here on the shoulder of the bitch that was, that knocked me, right? To defend me, they knocked me, man. the Oh I saw a couple of dudes that treated me like an asshole for being white. This fucking millionaire white dude.

And that Legend tried to escape.

No way, you're crazy!

You were going to make it, dude.

Those dudes trusted you, dude.

Shark mentality.

You were going to make it, dude.

I trusted you, dude, but it was on the right.

We all know that the left is a closed street. You're going crazy.

They swore I wouldn't be able to escape. The director of the clinic, Padrina Pilar, told me, everyone in town knows there's a clinic. So if you see a man running in flip-flops, let us know. I mean, if it was a barbershop,

I would have been like,

what a Spanish grandfather, what the fuck?

So, yeah, I was very nice when I was saved.

That time I was mean.

There's a parallel universe in which you did manage to escape.

Uh-huh.

And I'm there on the road like this.

Waaah!

Throwing stones at the cars.

The little one picks me up.

The little one already arrived in Tijuana walking. Precious!

How long have you been here?

Come on, I'm going to finish a pencil in the tail.

Give it to me wherever you want, little one.

We're going to take it to give blessing. is I've been hit a few times. I've been hit a few times.

Yeah, that's it. Oh, man. Here we have another story. Now that Brenda Citlalli is telling us. And the title is The Ghost Car. Alcoholic category. Escape. Luck.

My Cathedrals. It's the first time I write. You're doing great. The first time I write. No mames! You're doing great! It's going to be his first time, he's already located the emojis.

With more points.

Very good.

This one is long like the hair of a wolf, but fun like Betaso's. A few years ago I went to a Corona Fest with a friend and her cousin. But when I left the event everything changed because of the three of us, I was the least peda, so I was the designated one to drive. We hadn't realized that like this...

Sorry.

That at 5 blocks...

I drive.

I play with that, man.

That show is the same voice all the time, okay.

Well, I like gas too, but... Yes, the time, okay? Well, I do like gasoline too. Yes, I ask for it, it's good.

Or well, sometimes it's the red one.

The red one too.

When you drink water, the acid is removed.

The acid is removed from me too.

Rory, I need disagreement, man. I need battle, man.

Yes, me too!

I prefer Coca-Cola, not me!

And Jerry, but I need to drink a lot of ice to lose weight!

Oh, well, I can drink a lot of ice too!

But, well, let's see!

Oh, I like normal ones!

From now on, I'll drink more Coca-Cola!

Or Zero! Zero is the same! I'm not even close to normal! From today I'm going to drink Coca-Cola!

Or Cedo! Cedo is the same!

No, no, no, no! I'm not even close to normal!

It's over and it was intense!

According to the show!

According to the show!

And me too!

When the doorbell rings, what do you do? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I I think it's true. Do you like concerts too?

Yes, of course.

Then you're very strong. Yes, I'm strong.

And when you leave, you're not strong anymore.

Yes, I'm not. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Oh yeah, it's that guy you tell at 11. Hey, I forgot to tell you it was my birthday.

Richie, Richie, can you come? Yes, I'll go, I'll go.

I'll be on my way. With a gift. Do you like gifts?

Me too. Although, they say it's the joke, that's the joke.

This clip, this clip you just saw,

I personally am going to watch it 250 times.

You can hear him go, checka, checka.

The little show agreement.

Yeah, you have to talkuerdito show, man.

Yeah, you have to call it Deacuerdito show, man.

It's a great commercial for Deacuerdito show.

And behind it, he has a book that I gave him for Christmas and I say, when are you going to read it, son of a bitch? No, it's already a decoration, it's already a decoration, it's not a drag anymore. Once it's decoration, it's... No. It's decoration. It's continuity, you can't move it. It's important to continue.

Yes, to continue is very important.

Oh no, man. Oh, man.

Along with Santa Fe, Clan is the best invitation I've ever seen in my life.

No, man.

We were totally... The Chavlez and the Cocorocho in Tlanepantla. When I turned my face, she was already... ...full of cadalales. We said, well, it's Santa Fe.

And we smoked with the police.

How is she so adorable and she comes out with hers?

How is the best rapper in Mexico? She's adorable.

The police also know how to take the steps, bro.

Very long, dude. I want to be your guide.

That guy, for example, has a fucking brototata, dude. When you arrive, like a deity. Good people, dude.

Okay, pass me the accordion.

No, man, if you play it, it's a beauty

I told him how to learn to suck dick

Yes, yes

He told me that

I poked here and I saw that it sounded like this And then I poked here and I saw that it sounded like this

And then I started doing it like this

Yes, yes, yes

Fucking genius

There you realize how there is a deity that sends people like that

Yes, yes

This is not on PC, look. Yes, exactly.

They paid the premium and put it like that. Put full on music, please.

No way, according to the PC.

You know what? Also do the funny thing.

Take off the whistle, okay?

Santa Fe, yes, I like Santa Fe. I really like the buildings.

I really like the shopping center. Oh, the rap. No, also, also. Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe the designated driver, I mean, Rory. We hadn't realized that the alcohol meter was five blocks away and there was nowhere to turn to avoid it. The officer gave me a sign to make me turn around. He lit us up with his lamp and made us get out of the car. A detail. car the pelicula

The acero yo saliendo mi casa por una vez después a internado rory esta vayo

Nos hemos encargado de de comprobarlo es una chulada mirar yerry por otro lado También es un bombo I'm going to try to prove it. It's a cool thing, my Rory. Jerry, on the other hand...

Nah, it's also a treat.

It's also a treat. It's a treat to get skinny. To normalize that shit among friends. To get skinny.

Bullying again.

We love you more.

How long since you last felt a full hug, Jerry?

One that closes, bro.

Like a ring on the finger, bro.

You can't drown because they try to do the Heimlich maneuver,

and you see the little hands like this.

Jerry, support me with your big finger. I'm gonna go to the corner. I'm gonna go to the corner.

I'm gonna go to the corner. I'm gonna go to the corner. I'm gonna go be a little bit more aggressive. I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive. I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive.

I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive.

I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive.

I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive.

I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive. And if the blender is stuck, you can't unplug it. It's not the editor's fault. You plug the blender in, you turn on a little bit, and then you come back and it's already unplugged. Hey, why do things work and then they don't work, and then they work?

Oh, I'm thinking. I want to go watch an episode right now.

I haven't thought about it.

Let's go. I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you. I think in all of your love you to some of my

Isado

Me I mean I don't know to be most of our heart each other total this matter No, it's to be wrong. Como dos horas. Yes, I'm a yore yore Por que me van a llevar al torito y mi amiga blando con sus contactos para evitar que eso pasara

Eso lo has visto no o en video impersonal a tranquila de de ni se

Tranquila de estoy hablando con el gobernador. Let's come with us has visto This was a time to a new year when the officer got out, he took the car and took it to his house. Ha ha ha ha ha. So he saved me from being locked up in the bullfight. If this bastard is getting you out for driving and you turn around and the car is gone, dude, well, yeah. What a mindfuck, right? What are you doing to them, dude?

I hate you.

The officer took it to his house, dude. No, not the officer. The cousin who had stayed inside the car, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna do a song from Tootsie, without Alex Lora. No, before he said, I'm not a Nazi, without Alex Lora.

And yes, it's a great joke.

Alex Lora says, I got out of the car and the boss grabbed me.

And that's it. Hey, officer, I've gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. I wish they would take the car away from him On the other hand

What a dumbass

He's from Conocedores

Yes, his cousin, when the officer got off, he took the car and took it to his house So he saved me from being locked up in El Torito The cops were pissed off because Because they were aware of everything for everything we told them, they never realized that the truck had left. Now I laugh, but at that moment I cried more because of the shit my parents were going to put me in.

I hope in my anecdote the bull doesn't arrive as such, but two hours with cops that I know are not very happy to be doing their job, they feel the same. I want to say hi to you from Oaxaca to Vancouver, Canada. Hi. So she's in Oaxaca and she sent hi to Vancouver?

I don't know.

It's very specific.

No, it's like she sent you greetings from Oaxaca to Vancouver.

Shout out to Montreal.

Yes.

Always.

And up to St. Louis.

Shout out to Montreal and up to St. Louis.

Yes.

For always Oaxaca. I I'm gonna put an alarm on it. When they say Anonimo, I'm like,

Oh, the Ruco is a fan. This guy knows a lot. He gives me specific information. I'm like, where is the Ruco? He never catches the TV.

Now, Anonimo, please.

Yes, Mr. Antonio. Greetings to Mr. Antonio.

I hope he's out.

Mr. Antonio, this is Anonimo and you are charged with confusion, Antonio Antonio Condena por confusion category a criminal family History is the Kenya comal a slow pero sorprendente como Ricardo Esta historia de mi abuelo materno quien actualmente está en la casa por la culpa de uno de mis tíos Ya tiene 60 años mi abuelo pero por más guajabuelo joven no pero por más apelaciones a uno sale who is currently in jail because of one of my uncles. My grandfather is 60 years old, but... Oh, he's a young grandfather, right?

But no matter how many appeals he gets, he still doesn't get out. Well, the story goes like this. It turns out that many years ago, my uncle, my grandfather's son, and my uncle's cousin kidnapped a doctor with a lot of money. Oh, man. Wow.

Even my grandfather, who says that there was even persecution by the military and my uncles shooting with a goat horn. Holy shit! He still puts us in parentheses. AK-47. Don't believe it was a real goat horn.

That they really brought a goat horn.

Tata, tata, tata. Technically, you can injure someone with a goat horn if you fit it like that. Well, yes.

Yes, yes, you could. But I didn't injure anyone.

No, you don't want to hurt you. No, me neither. I'm not going to hurt you.

His mouth!

This is the best invitation in the world. See? You don't have to dominate 100.

Just do the ones that come out.

The ones that come out, damn it.

I feel like in the world of imitation, 100% is more about the quality than the quantity.

Of course.

You're adding as many as you can.

Don't say, I'll bring 30, let's see which one you like. foreign foreign yeah

i was in the middle of the trompo with a broken into a little bit of a

little bit of a city

i think it was a little bit of a little bit of a

a

and this is the end of the family that is in the middle of the black in mexico I think he's lived the very rare world of dubbing in Mexico Yeah, man Hi, I'm Agan Jimenez, better known as Abuelo Rossi

Greetings!

He's wearing a shirt that says, I'm Abuelo Rossi You won't understand And they're directing you in Garfield and they're very angry that you're not them No, no, no, Novoski, you're doing it wrong, this is the problem with Star Talent. You don't know it, but I'm the voice of Ludovico Peluche. Yes, yes, I would need dubbing. Ludovico Peluche would need dubbing.

Hello, I'm Ludovico Peluche.

Let's give it another take.

That's very weird, man.

Yes, exactly.

Oh, man. But here's the bad part. They only caught my uncle's cousin.

I told them, pay me.

Like Mike Myers.

What are you doing?

Besides, the uncertainty is still there.

It's going to be Shrek, right?

Uncle Robert, right?

Oh, it's not Uncle Robert. It's Shrek. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. a I know you can't say much yet, but it's coming. It's coming, a fucking movie is coming. When it's low budget you can say everything. It's called Politically Incorrect. It's a production that was made in Chile, but it happens in Mexico. I was in Chile for a month. I was in Chile for a month. That's the most impossible to imitate.

I said, it is just the beginning of the thing, man

And you have a lot to record

Take some glasses, man

I already told you, right? Take another one

And put it on top, man

For your mom

Tell your mom that she's going to look beautiful, but I'm not saying it because of that. I'm saying it because she's cool. I'm not against her, even if she's a little bit of a slut.

A little bit of a slut.

She never lets me in.

Did you film her a lot?

No, recently. I came back in... At the end of last month. That's awesome. A really good experience. One of the actresses told me,

Didn't you feel like your room was too small?

I told her, I slept for three months in a kid's bedside table. For me, any fucking room works.

Excellent.

Kid's bedside table? I'm a de nino. Para mi cualquier pinche cuarto funciona. Excelente. De la cama de niño.

Si, si, cuando te despiertas y hora del baño y así, veinte pitos, wey. Les conté el wey que tenía un chilo tototo.

No se los conté en la caturrisa pasada, wey.

Puede ser, no?

Se lo tuve.

Si.

Bueno, pues era de esos. of those. But the worst thing was that one day my sister went to see me and he started calling me brother-in-law. Brother-in-law! And I was like, no, you're going to break her.

You're going to break her.

But yeah, when they tell you that it's a chilote, it's because it's a chilote. And he has to spend all the time with it.

Having a chilote that size, it has to be every now and then. the Some are spicy, but others are less spicy. Some are less spicy, but the chili is from the tree. Serrano, manero, manzano. Do you like manzano more?

Well, yes. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. Consider it, man. Consider it, man. Yeah, and a shirt like, of both of them is like... Yeah.

Like the brother of...

The one who makes his shirt like, of America and Real Madrid.

I've never seen shirts like that. They're like...

The churras and the national team.

They're shaking hands. They can do it with her. They're shaking hands.

Like a show.

Like a show. Or both of them like this. show

is I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say.

I'm gonna say.

I'm gonna say.

I'm gonna say.

I'm gonna say. foreign

foreign in I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. of the stand up, few people will see that he develops it in such a way and in such a masterly way as Richie, do not miss the opportunity to go see it for real.

Thank you, thank you.

Amigo, if you could leave us a signature, now we have a new tradition in which this black wall is going to begin to fill with talent.

Yes sir.

There is the little golden feather.

See the signature, march to Rodrigo Mariferso, then'm gonna cry. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, so the butterfly is another one that lives in a bud.

But what?

You're going to get off analyzing what you're doing right now. We can see how in the end, in the lung, it's obvious that he's an idiot.

A poor idiot, since he stopped.

And you're like, yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's good that I hired you

so you could tell me all these things I already know about myself.

That's another one.

Talk to the oracle.

Yes, talk to the oracle.

Before your life goes to shit.

The oracle.

Before you go to record the first one, send a message to the oracle. I must upload this story. I to start transmitting this live? because I'm still banned from Instagram live just so you know the consequences

you can't do any type of live

swear

well go watch it live

in the national auditorium

if you can thank you very much

we love you very much see you in the next episode. see you in the next episode.

I send you a kiss.