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ANIMAL HOSPITAL, But I ONLY Accept GREEN PATIENTS!

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Today, I'm only allowed to let green animals in an animal hospital.And yes, that includes anomalies.If it's green, it gets inside.If it isn't, I'm sending it away.I have absolutely no idea if this is even possible, but if I can't survive until shift 12, I'll have to dress as a green anomaly for 24 hours.We've already done this challenge with pink and blue animals.

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Are we getting lucky?Oh, you're yellow.sorry you're yellow not green this trend actually started with micro guardian so shout out to him and you're not green so you're going in the garbage this might actually take a while to get a green patient because we got kind of lucky with the pink and blue but will we be lucky with green i have no idea now if you were pink and we were doing a pink challenge you'd be allowed but this is gonna be really hard because we're only at shift one and you're also pink only if it was the pink anomaly video.

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But what this is gonna mean, we have to let Slimebert in.If you guys don't know who Slimebert is, he shows up at shift 12 and he's disgusting.He literally eats slime.

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It's so gross.Maybe we just take this patient on the chair because he is green and we're not getting any green patients right now, which is kinda bad.Okay, you know what?We're gonna shoot this guy because he's gotta set an example for all of the future green patients coming in.This is outrageous.Okay, we're gonna put him in room three.

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All right, we're gonna keep this guy here while I handle this guy.I'm convinced there's no green patients.Can't even do anything yet.Guys, we got our first green patient.I went through 20 animals to get to this point.That is crazy.

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I had to buy a new freaking gun, but welcome in.You're welcomed, sweetie.You're green.We're matching IRL.I'm so proud of myself.I'm so proud of you for coming to the green hospital.

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Make yourself comfy.You'll be in room four.Oh, Oh my god, two back -to -back green ones.Am I in green heaven?I think I am.I think Slimebert is sending me a message.

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Let's check you on in.I feel like the green ones are rarer to get.If I went through 20 bullets, like that's insane.I don't know.Well, I guess we'll have to find out, but let's just get this over with.We got to get on to the next shift and fast.

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All right, you need togod.Okay headache bleeding and bruises.Okay bleeding Bruises and headache.All right.Here you go fellow green patient.

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You've set a wonderful example for this hospital I literally shot him when he was sitting on the chair.Okay, you are canadian Here's your maple syrup, sir.Okay last patient and then we are good on to shift two finally Okay rash, you need some ointment as soon as this shop opens.We're maxing out everything.I can't deal with this any longer I think this game needs to know I just want green Patience green patience only or you see what's in front of you the light at the end of the tunnel.Oh my god You're not green sir.

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Are you green?Nope.I can't serve you a coffee.Is that Martina?I just saw hey diva I can't serve you a coffee.So you're gonna take away literally all my sanity Oh I'm so proud of everyone.

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I'm gonna ask you to leave.I would give you a coffee, but you're not green, sadly.You did not read the sign at the front of the hospital, but that's okay.All right, let's check you in, fellow green.I feel like green's way harder to do.Oh, Ron.

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Ha ha!Thank God I don't need to take care of Ron.Oh my gosh, you actually stink.Okay, I'm gonna take care of this green patient while Ron yaps to himself over there.Oh, nevermind.

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He said what, no service?Yeah, no service for you, Ron.

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Sorry, buddy.And no service for you either.This challenge is so fun to do, but it's so hard.It's so hard!I have to decline my son.I'm so sorry, Raview.

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Don't look at me while I do that.I served him and I took care of him during the pink challenge, but he's not blue or green.He's got a little bit of pink on him though.But anyways, you're an anomaly.Bye.Guys, what is wrong with these people?

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I need you guys to be green.Anyways, I'm going to just take care of this green patient over here.Okay.Dried eyes.You need some eyedrops.That's so easy.

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I'm so happy to decline you.You can't take my coffee today.No, no, no.No coffee for you, Barney.This ain't no Starbucks.I'm going to have to ask you to leave, Barney.

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You better watch out.I don't like being refused.Well, I like refusing you, so.I think you're not setting a good example for this hospital.You're not either.

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Why did I just do three people?Oh my God.

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I literally just animals.My queen, my diva, green patient.Okay, thank you, you're so welcome.Hello, sup, I'm Toby.What's up, Toby?Yes, you can so check in as a patient and I will give you the best treatment ever.

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Don't you worry, Toby.One more green one and then we're on to shift number three, finally.Oh, goodbye.No death rituals in here.You know, I didn't even check if they were an anomaly.I was just like, yeah, sure, come on in.

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Oh, hi, Ritina.I don't think she likes that I'm like shooting everyone.Oh, green again, yay!Yes.Yes.Yes.

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Okay.I don't know if this one's an anomaly, but I guess we'll check.Maybe because of the hooded eyes.I'm not sure.Oh, no, they're normal.Welcome on in, Sadie.

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Take care of you right over here in room four.All right.Let's see what this patient needs.Bruises.Okay.Bruises.

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There you go.And next patient.Wow.I'm so happy that we are on to shift three after this.That way we can upgrade everything.Everything's moving so slow.

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I gotta get my cola.Okay, the flu.All right, there you go.Okay, perfect.On to shift number three, finally.Okay.

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All right, let's get this and this.All right, let's re -roll our shop.We gotta get everything maxed out or at least close to maxed out.Okay, we'll get this and might as well just get that.So far we've treated zero anomalies.Ron said, unbelievable, I came all this way.

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Well, so did the green patients, so.Only if you were slightly more green.You're yellow.Oh, Rath, I'm so sorry.Don't look at me, Rath.I can't look at you when I decline you.

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No service.What kind of place is this?this?A place that loves you, Raffy.It's just, I need to only take in green patients.Oh, I ran out of bullets, oh.

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I run out of bullets so fast.Oh, I forgot there was a patient over here.You know, it'd be nice if two green patients came at the same time.I'm gonna buy this too.I need one plus carry capacity.I don't know if this lets me carry two people, but I guess we're gonna find out.

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No, it doesn't.Goodbye and goodbye.I don't think she likes what I'm doing.I'm killing so many animals.I feel like this is the most she's shown up.Usually I don't see her that often.

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Oh, we got a green one, an anomaly.Yo, sir.Okay, you seem normal.But I don't know.Let's check that photo of yours.Okay, that patient's not green either, right?

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Why are the lights flickering so much?Are you normal?I mean look normal.I hope you are We have four patients to check in and I've only checked in one.This is crazy.I see green.

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I see green Yes, I will check you in diva.Okay, you seem normal.Sorry.Okay, two pink patients at my window.Yeah No, thanks.No, thank you Oh, anomaly.

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Yes.It's so satisfying when you shoot an anomaly.Okay.Well, we have three patients to check in.I might as well just start working on these guys over here.All right.

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Okay.Low sugar and flu.All right.Cough syrup and maple syrup.Okay.Is there any green patients at my window?

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No and no.Oh, no.Okay, we still have three more to check in this is crazy Anomaly smiley face.Goodbye.Oh, that was my last bullet I've gone through 60 bullets by the way, meaning 60 animals.I have crazy.

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Okay, I'm gonna go take care of this patient over here Good day, sir.All right a fellow green patient.See what you need blue blue red pink Okay, blue blue red pink.I dried eyesand Canadian.Perfect.

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Okay, let's fix this camera.We don't know if there's gonna be green anomalies up in here.Oh, there's a green one I see a green patient guys.If you like this challenge, make sure you leave a like on the video Let's try to get to 10 ,000 likes because I for one love this challenge I mean, we've already done pink blue and now green.I don't even know what color we can do next I guess orange or yellow, but I feel like these are the most interesting colors Oh, I let an anomaly in I don't like the way they look at me.Maybe because your head's turning at 360 to look at me.

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Okay, not green.Oh, anomaly.Okay, two more green patients, and then we're on to shift number four.The fact that we have to get to shift 12, this is gonna take a very, very long time, but it's worth it.I wanna get to Slimebert.Is that green behind you?

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Yes, green, green!Yes, yes, I think we're getting more green patients.Oh, anomaly again.We have two green anomalies up in this hospital.Oh, what a nasty pose is that?Oh wait, no, what am I doing?

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You're not green.Why would I even stamp your form?It's a green.Please be green.Oh, you're yellow.The yellow ones confused me.

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They look green.Oh, green.Yes.Okay.We're going on to shift number four guys.I think he's going to be an anomaly.

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Is he an anomaly?One of them's an anomaly because it says only one more patient.So one of them is, but I don't know.Let's hope it's not the green one.That means we have three green anomalies here.He's an anomaly.

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Bye.All right, let's get this show on the road.We have four patients to treat.I'm going to get this run faster cola because we're going to be running around this hospital.OK, I can't tell if that's a Mecca.Oh, no, it's it's the maple monster.

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Right.OK, here we go.Okay, we got a rash over here.We have bleeding fever in Canadian.Bleeding and fever.Okay, perfect.

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One green patient done.Okay, rash over here.Second green patient done.Okay, we're almost to shift four.Low sugar dehydration in Canadian.So to maple syrups.

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Oh my god How dare you that was rude?That was extremely rude I let you into my hospital with arms wide open and that's how you treat me by wanting to eat me alive Okay, we did it shift number three is completed.Are you green?Oh I think this is going to be a good shift.I can sense it.Our first patient was green, so that should mean something.

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Faster check -in?Yes, please.They're a little bit slow to check in.They like giving me a whole life story before even doing anything.Rathio, I'm so sorry.Don't look at me. I have to let this person in first, and then I have to shut the blinds on you.

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It's so evil, but I have to.What?Excuse me, you barely even stepped foot into this hospital and you're already passing out.Okay, well just lay there for now.I have to go shut the blinds on Rathu and I might as well just do you guys together.You can't just refuse me.

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Today, Rathu, I can.I'm sorry, I like how they just watched that happen.

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I wonder how the ambulance shift is gonna work because what if the, oh, hello.What if there are zero green patients?I'm just gonna have to shoot everyone and throw them in the trash.Ron's here, I don't have a problem shedding the blinds on him.He's fine.Are you green?

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Oh, you're green, I have to stop it.Okay, wait, I have to open my blinds first.You're green, you're welcome in.We have six green patients to check in.This is gonna take so long.All right, let's see, how are you?

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Are you an anomaly?No, I think you're good.No, did I just shoot my other green patient?Did I do that?Or did they faint?I think they fainted.

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There's no way that I did that.No and no.Oh, my gun's out.And there's a fire in the patient, in the room I just put my patient in.All right, I'm taking this taser.Get out.

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They were an anomaly too.Guys, we have a green anomaly with three eyes.Oh, that's gonna be good.Welcome on in, three eyes.How can I help you today?You're very much an anomaly Oh I told you guys this would be a good shift.

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Oh my God.Well, they're both definitely not normal, but welcome on in.Okay, three more customers.Patients, whatever you guys are, but not you.Okay, in the meantime, I'm gonna take care of these patients.We have a fire going on in room five.

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I don't need one of my green patients going on there when there's an active fire.Okay, let's take care of my precious anomalies.I think we have a lot of anomalies in here right now.Headache, bleeding, and bruises.Okay.Bruises, bleeding, and headache.

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Perfect.Okay, hopefully that is not...Oh, I completed 100 patients treated.Oh, don't mind if I do.Okay, why are there three fires right now?Who's setting these fires off?

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Isn't those stupid little mecha chameleons?Let's fix this camera.Anyone green over here?Nope.Green patient!And you're not green.

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Yes, two more after this guy.Uh -oh, uh -oh, uh -oh, uh -oh.I need to hurry up and throw this one.Hey!Behave!Come on in, sweetie.

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Oh, you're a visitor.Are you serious?Come on.Ugh.I need a patient, not a visitor.You are not green.

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If you were green, I could have put your fire out.Why do you have to be yellow?Well, this anomaly pooped on my floor.I guess we have to leave it.Ezra's green.Okay, he looks green, but I know he's yellow.

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This guy's green, so goodbye.And we have to put that fire out on our green patient.It's okay, don't worry, sir.Do not worry, Lana has it all under control.Please don't be a visitor.Please don't be a visitor.

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Okay, good.Two more.Look what we have here.Okay, after we check in our last green patient, I will start the treatment on all of our green patients.Okay, there you go.I can't look while I do this, guys.

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Subscribe.subscribe.We're on the road to 10 million.I can't do this.I'm so sorry.He should have been an exception.

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Oh.Bye.Oh, he's really fast.That hurt me.The baby anomaly is so cute.I feel so bad.

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I couldn't look while I did it.Oh, green anomaly, and this one pooped on my floor.Okay, last green anomaly.We gotta check all of these patients in, get them treated, and then the next shift is the ambulance shift.All right, you guys know what this calls for, some cola.All right, let's do this.

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Patient, room number eight.Let's start with you.Please don't be an anomaly.Are you an anomaly?Oh my God, are you kidding?I'm doing surgery on anomaly?

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14:07

He's probably gonna stop me mid -surgery and be like, I'm hungry.Oh wait, no, no, no.I think I'm gonna have to cut off that thing that emerges from the table or something.Okay, this, this, and organ, okay.I'm just gonna ask you to stay in there and don't get hungry.Okay, Rosina.

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Okay, let's do this.Hook you up.I'm gonna go do this person over here just in case.Yep, I knew this would happen, okay.all right we need scissors not organ okay scissors transplant uh scissors i'm gonna get a couple scissors a couple transplants okay oh okay oh i need none of this okay scalpel oh my god i have eight seconds i can't let my green patient die Okay, that was a little scary.Okay, now we'll do this guy.

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Let's get your heart going.Your green little heart.Okay, perfect.Low sugar and Canadian.Oh, perfect.Let's just get two of maple syrups.

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And fellow green patient, you are so welcome.Now don't kill me.All right, let's get this guy.Okay, blue, red.Please end in green.Green, yellow.

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Okay, blue.Red, green, yellow.Stomachache.Green herbs for a green patient.All right, two more patients and then it's time for the ambulance.I'm so ready for the ambulance.

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That shift goes by so fast if no one's green.Rash and low sugar.Let's see what you need.Flu and Canadian, okay, perfect.All right, last patient, last patient.Yes, okay, perfect.

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Yes, doctor, doctor, doctor.A green patient is giving me the news and also running away from an evil anomaly.Any green anomalies, any green patients, come right on in, please, please.What if there's a little baby green one?That'd be so cute.Locked in, locked in, okay, no, no.

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No.Why are you guys all pink?Okay.Oh, hello, anomaly.Hello.Okay.

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We had like four pink patients and two green ones.Well, at least one of the green patient is an anomaly.I think this one's an anomaly.Nope.Okay.The other one's an anomaly.

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Blue, blue, green.Wow.That's very fitting.Dehydration, flu, and Canadian.Okay, and then we have our anomaly in here, which means we're gonna have to - Ew, and he pooped on my table!Disgusting!

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Gross!Do you not have manners?I'm gonna have to cut this thing off of him when he is healing.Oh, nevermind.Okay, well you made my job a thousand times easier, and you pooped, okay.Not bad!

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I'd say we did pretty, pretty good.And on that note - Wait, what happened to my keyboard?

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Wait, my mouse!

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Oh, and a wrist rest, wait.While I'm at it, let me switch my headphones.I just upgraded my whole setup.with my new electronic collection from Five Below.Everything comes with an exclusive Roblox UGC code.And while you're at it, you can get these exclusive Lana's Life mystery dolls.

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Head over to your local Five Below to shop my new Lana's Life electronic collection.All right, my bad about shift 12.We're at freaking shift 17 and the green Ness has arrived.Technically, I shouldn't be able to get him.And also I had to let Raffi in because I think that's what triggered it.So don't say anything about why Raffi didn't show up.

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use in here because it was not letting me do anything unless like I let him in.It was shift 12.I was only letting green in and finally.Okay.Yes.Let slime Bert in.

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Let the king in.Okay.Slime Bert's going to be in here guys.And we're only allowed to do green patients.I'm really scared.There better be a lot of green patients that walk in.

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I heard you have slime.I love slime.Yes.Slime Bert.Welcome in.I can't wait based on all you can slime Bert.

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We love you here.You know, it's Ron.Yeah.That'd be greatly appreciated.You're not green.Bye.

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Oh, and you were an anomaly.The shift is like so chaotic.Lights are flickering.Are you green?Oh no, you're not.Wait, I can't tell.

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Are you like a light green?I feel like this is a light green.Oh, I may have made a mistake.Okay.I'm going to go put this guy in a room.Cause he is technically green.

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I can't tell though.He's like a really light green.

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Hey, Ritina.Oh my God.

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There's patience on fire.I don't know what's happening.This shift is always chaotic.Number one, because there's slime everywhere.And number two, Slimebert is just hot.hogging up every, oh, I'm declining people.

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They weren't green, so it doesn't matter.You're green, welcome in!How many patients do I need to do?Oh, I gotta do six green patients.This is gonna take so freaking long.As long as Slimebert doesn't eat them, we're good.

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So I might have to slow Slimebert down a little bit.Okay, I haven't started surgery yet.If Slimebert heads that way, I'm gonna have to do the surgery like ASAP.Headache and dehydration.Okay, I have this for you.Okay, Slimebert, just stay in there, please.

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Eat the slime, eat all you want.Just don't eat my green patients.Well, you can eat these guys.They're obviously not green.Are you green?Yes! and you're not.

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Oh, you were an anomaly.Okay, I gotta charge my fire extinguisher because Slimebert is gonna eat someone.I just know it.Okay, let's check you in.Let's get you out of here.Oh my god, why are you fainting?

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Slimebert,please stay away.Please stay away.No!Slimebert, I have a patient in my hand!Let go of me!

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I'm just trying to buy a cola.Get away, slime bar.Oh my gosh.Okay, I'm closing this door.There is so much slime in this room.This is crazy.

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Fever and bruises.Oh my God, okay.Bruises and fever.Okay, just please don't eat my patient.Okay, we have four more green patients to take care of and then the shift is finally over.It's so chaotic.

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And the sad thing is I can't even hire Sam because he's not green.Are you green?Yes, you are.Welcome on in.What was that voice crack?Let's take care of my precious green patients.

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They're cleaning up the slime very nicely.Okay, wait, is my patient on fire who's green?Are you green?Oh, you are green.Okay, and you are an anomaly.I can see you before you even twitched your head.

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There you go, and goodbye.No, let go of my patient.Cold bubbles rude.Yeah, you were being rude to my patient, even though he was an anomaly.Slimebert can't do that to my patients.Rash and bruises.

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All right, perfect, okay.I like how Dr. Harlow's just sitting there watching me kill these animals and also leave this place a mess.Like I don't know what he's thinking.Oh, hey girl, hey.That's the closest I've ever been to Rosina.We still have two more green patients and you're green.

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20:32

It's just been one more after this, guys, and we've completed the green slimy shift.Wait, you're a visitor?Come on, really?What am I doing?You're not green.I might as well go start surgery on my green patient over here.

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They've been waiting very patiently for me.Wait, isn't that cute?A green visitor is waiting on this green patient.That's so cute.Yeah, we gotta get this surgery over with.He's just been chilling in here this whole entire time.

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I'm surprised most of these green... excuse you that was rude that was so disrespectful what the heck there we go perfect there are so many green things happening right now stay away is anyone oh umcan eat those guys, that's fine.Come on, I just need two more.He's eating my green patient.Come here, squishy.Wow, that's crazy slimer.

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Well, at least he was already taken care of before he was eaten alive and spat out, okay.Yes, a green patient.One more after this guy.Hopefully he's not a visitor and they're normal.Oh God, I had a patient death.Okay, that's, oh, what am I doing?

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Okay, I need my fire extinguisher.Slimebird's going a little bit crazy.I'm gonna need to calm him down.Is that a green patient on fire?Are you green?You are green!

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Yes!Yes, we got our last green patient.Oh, hey there.Guys, I'm so proud of myself.Oh my god, a green patient!No, this cannot be happening!

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Okay.I didn't realize that my green patient was dying on me.That would have been awful.Okay, you have the flu last green patient in here.I don't know.Are they normal?

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I think they might be bleeding flu and fever.All right.This is our last patient.I am so proud of ourselves.Oh my gosh.Okay.

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I think the hazmat team is about to leave.Is this a green patient?I cannot tell.I think they're like a very light green.So I guess we're going to have to let them in even though it's literally an anomaly.That's our last green patient guys.

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Oh, wait.I cannot tell this lighting is Mickey.Okay.I think they're a very very light green It's just hard to tell because of the lighting.I mean they are an anomaly I could just shoot them, but I don't have any bullets on me. I'm right.Please don't come in here Stomachache rash fever.

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All right.That was our last green patient slumber.You can get on out of here Thanks for eating my green patients.Thank you very much.Yep.That's everyone here.

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They're healing I need taser taser taser Oh, wait, what?What the heck?Did you guys see that?They got mad and then they just left.They like had a change of mind.They were like, you know what?

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I feel like eating her today.Like, Flynnbert feels like eating me today.Yeah, I think he's fine.You saved my life.Okay, the fog dissipates.Guys, we did it.

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We did it.We survived the green shift and you're not green.Bye.That concludes Green Patients Only.I think we did pretty good.Definitely a hard challenge.

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Definitely took, um, totally not over an hour, but anyways, if you guys enjoyed this video, don't forget to subscribe, leave a like, and check out another video here, and I'll see you guys next time.

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