ANOTHER IKEA VLOG

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Boys and girls, women and men and thems of all ages, welcome back to another vlog. If you saw the title of the video, man, you already know what the f*** we're doing. And we're doing it for not once, not twice, but the third time we are going to Ikea. Don't ask me how many times I can go to Ikea without getting bored, even though it's majority the same shit that they have there every single time.

But if you don't know, I did recently move, so I am looking for a few things, some storage thingies, like I just need some stuff to store stuff. And I don't know, maybe we'll all find something else. Funky, cool, you never know what Ikea has in store. I'm feeling very nostalgic

because I'm filming off of my phone right now. Cause this also was like a last minute thing. I had a hair appointment today. I cut my, okay, so I cut my hair myself on TikTok live. We gotta start somewhere. Who sent a whale?

Thank you for the whale. Thank you for the whale. I cut my own hair, cause I was tired of it. And I know, I know you guys are like, when you say you were gonna grow it out,

you said you were gonna grow it out. I say things I don't mean all the time. But yes, I was gonna grow it out, okay? And then I did, and then it started to piss me off. So now we're back to the pixie. And I just went to get it fixed

because I cut it myself, like the frigging midnight barber in my bathroom on TikTok live. And it was actually, didn't do a bad job, but I went to my hairdresser today and just had her fix up just some of the shit that I might've missed. And then she dyed my eyebrows red too.

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Unlock even more features when you sign up for premium. Salute the flag. We are here at IKEA. And also, look at this. I ripped the sticker off my windshield and it's all gooky and nasty now And then this happens every time I try to open my window

It is 80 degrees out today it feels Amazing is December in Los Angeles. I'm wearing a friggin Tank top dress like it doesn't get better than this man. It really does it I'm gonna hit the LeBron Just have to sometimes. Because I can't believe this is my life. Cute Mickey! Minnie!

Donald! Goofy!

What the f***? Wait, wait, wait. Since when do they do Disney here?

Oh my God. Hesh! Hello! Hey, Mish!

God, nobody told me there was a Disney,

oh, what the hell, it's like a pop-up. This is so cute.

Okay, let me see what this is about.

Ah.

This is so cute.

Oh my goodness. Disney pop-up at the freaking, I feel like I'm in Disneyland right now. Look at this little mini espresso cup. Literally mini, like get it? Mini. I don't even drink espresso, but that's so cute.

It's like a coffee cup for miso and chai. That's what it is. Okay, this is a little scary. This is a little sinister. Something about that's what it is. Okay, this is a little scary. This is a little sinister. Something about that's scaring me.

Aw, cute!

Hey, girl! That was so cute. Okay, they didn't have anything that I absolutely needed,

but it was really cute.

Fun little pit stop.

Dala, hey, girl.

Dala has to love you.

Here we are at the food court. It's a lit day at the Ikea food court. Let's see what they got.

They got Wintersfaga.

Wintersfaga, mold-favored fruit-flavored drink, juice blend of grape, apple, and lemon. Okay, too many, you piss me off with that. It's too many words. All right, you already know we gotta get a little dessert. So what do we got? Okay, we got gooey chocolate cake That don't really look too gooey, but let's keep looking

Strawberry shortcake. Okay. It doesn't look strawberry though. It's like apple This is always good. We've had this before and then then it's just a straight-up chocolate cake girl that look good as fuck. Oh my god

Okay, we might have to do that than just a straight up chocolate cake. Girl, that looked good as fuck. Oh my God. Okay, we might have to do that.

I want a small slice though. Gotta watch this figure. Girl, bye, okay. Okay, I don't know, this salmon salad thing kinda looks good. I think I'm actually gonna do this. I've never tried this so give me one of these

Mushroom bisque, okay, this kind of looks like dookie. This kind of looks like dookie from ass, but I'm gonna try it Here's me here's me gagging. The sun is shining, I have my salad and my soup, whatever the hell. Okay, before I keep calling it it that let's try that first

dripped a little oh i didn't even get a spoon okay this is embarrassing i'm gonna have to serve it

mushroom bisque or whatever

and that's okay of course i knew it's good. Okay. Salmon salad. Is this like a potato salad on the side as well? Potato salad. Okay. Ikea is Sweden, right? Isn't that where Zara Larsson is from? Or does she just say that in the song? Kissing my boy on FaceTime from Sweden and Face- She said something like that in the song. F***, what was it? FaceTime my boy in Sweden-

F***, whatever.

You know what I'm talking about.

I've been... TOURING stateside. Kiss kissing my Swedish boy over FaceTime.

Who knew? Okay so the salmon so this oh okay so the salmon part of this tastes like bounce that out. So we might just be having a little lettuce today.

Me five seconds ago everything at Ikea hits. Huh.

Really eating my words right about now. The potato salad's good though. All right, so the food was kind of a bust today.

Bust?

The food was kind of a bust.

There is one final deciding factor. The chocolate cake. Okay.

This just saved the day. This just saved the day. It's really hard to f*** up a triple chocolate cake.

Like that s*** always hits. Hey, look at us.

Sorry, just came back to life. Lost you there for a second. Well, you lost me. Just daydreaming. We need to talk. I feel like every time I come here and do these videos, it's like a life checkpoint. So the first time I came here, I was bald.

I still have my blonde hair. It was like one of my first vlogs ever, I think. And I kissed that little monkey. The second time I came here I found the donut lamp light, which I still love so dearly. And I don't really remember what else happened. I saw JungleSkog again, of course, who we're gonna see again. Also, funny thing about JungleSkog is I was playing Rivals the other day, as I do, and you could like type in the chat what when you're like playing with your team and somebody in the chat, they must have

recognized my username when they said JungleSkog, they somebody in the chat, they must have recognized my username when they said Jungle Skock. They typed in the chat Jungle Skock. And I knew I just knew they were talking about me. And that's so funny because that's such a niche. So I was like, that's how I know that they're really tapped in. So if that was you and my rivals game the other day, love you girl.

Okay, even though my lunch kind of sucked, I'm not gonna let that stop me. Whoa, what is this?

Mirrorland.

Tell us what you think. Tell them. So go on, go tell them.

I'll wait.

Okay.

Oh, they got freaking disco balls. Nobody told me. I didn't know Ikea was chill like that.

Okay.

Okay. All right. I remember this. This was the same from last time. This was, this is where this was last time. And if I'm correct, Jungle Skog's gonna be right around this corner. Whoa. What is this? Sorry, I'm getting so distracted.

Okay, so that's a prank.

Okay, nice. Yup, I knew it. Jungle Scogs over here. All right, let's see who we got. Maybe it's somebody different this time. Okay, who are you? Chromig, dude, nice to see ya!

I think I met you last time, I don't remember. Oh, Otter! Who's this? Skogsduva? That's really cute!

Hi!

Oh, thank you so much! Thank you, I'm doing another one now, so you'll see it.

You too.

I got motion twin. Oh, okay. Otter. I don't think I remember seeing that one last time. And then of course we got Blobbing God. This is just an array of sea animals all stuck together. I feel like Miso and Chai would like this as a toy. Should I get these for them? 14.99, good the hell back, oh no. Thought that was gonna be like $5. Oh, I remember this guy from last time, this wonky cat.

Yeah, he was freaking weird. Wait, you're Skog's Duva too? Dude, a lot of them, see, they all have the same effing name.

It's the same thing with Jungle Scog. Aw, Baby Bee though, that's cute.

Oh my god, the monkey! The monkey's also Jungle Scog. Who, which one of y'all made him do the see no evil, speak no evil? Which one of y'all did that? That's funny as. Oh my f***ing God. Little meerkat. Okay, this is cute. I'm gonna get this for the cats. They'll probably never touch it, but it's fine.

I'm gonna get it for them.

Jungle skog!

Dude, I've been waiting to see you. Oh, he's a little tired. It's fine, he's just tired. This is the frigging, this is the star of the show here. Good old Jungle Skog, love that guy. It's my, it looks like my setup. Thank you, C**t Guzzler for the five. Thank you, thank you so much.

This is cute. I feel like I said this last time I was here, but that's the thing about Ikea is that I come like twice a year, so I don't remember what the they have. Okay, what the? I need that.

Give me that. Give me that.

Oh, this is the house that I role played in last time. I remember, it's all coming back to me now. No, I'm sick of this. I can't do this anymore. Every night you do this to me. I can't. I'm done. I got tired of holding him so he's gonna hang out in here for now, because it's just, it feels natural.

This feels natural somehow. Also, I'm so embarrassed. I just realized I'm walking the wrong way, because I started at the food court. Most people end at the food court, but a bitch was hungry, so.

I hope nobody thinks I'm the killer for doing that. I still heavily fuck with this room. I still heavily f*** with this room. How do you do a bunny? Okay, I do need, I do need this though. Hi!

I was just worried about you.

I know, I literally love you.

Oh, thank you so much.

You're so cool.

Thank you.

I see she's browsing. Bye! Bye!

So sweet.

Okay, don't forget this. So we need to go get this. The Lane Splayer. Also, wait, no, I don't like that this is black. That's actually gonna bother me. See how picky I am? Like now, now I don't want that shit no more.

I'm sorry.

Ooh, wait, this is, wait, but this, do they got this in white for my Beverginos? See, cause my desk is white, so I like everything else on the desk to be white or else it bothers me. Don't worry we have the fixer for the floor. The fixer for the floor. The floor will always be fixed. I need one of these. A cougis. I need a cougis, Faza. Wait but I- is this the same size?

Faza, is this the same? Okay, Zaya has the same, Faza. Okay, I'm gonna get a cougis, cause I need this for like my makeup and my drawer. Maybe I'll get two cougises. I'm feeling crazy. Dang it, they have the bottle holder,

but it's freaking, the handle part is in white and it clearly doesn't do so good on a white desk. So that's a pass. Somebody get me in the Ikea design boardroom now. Cause that, why would they do that? Why are they doing this stuff?

That's the light wood with black hardware. It just doesn't make sense. Get me in there.

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Heh. ♪♪♪ You know this could be cool to have above my desk, but then I'm afraid Miso's gonna go up there. Let me show you what I'm talking about. I'm like talking to myself. Okay so imagine this is my desk and then this is a shelf on top. But I already know my f***ing kids and I know they're gonna try some dumb s***. But I think it could be cool.

I think it could be cool. Did that say only $34 for this? But I gotta make sure that it's- Ooh, girl, see this is-

Uh-uh.

See, how much weight can this thing hold? How much weight can this thing hold? That's the thing. Because if my- if my biggest cats go on there? Oh no, it might be over for everybody. This is s*** you gotta consider when you have cats, man. This is just the kind of stuff you have to think about. It's unfortunate.

But I love my children and I wouldn't trade them for the world. Okay, so the kitchen department is probably the one department where I'm severely lacking because I do not f***ing cook that much. But I do just like to have stuff on hand just in case,

just in case I change my mind. But I did just buy all new silverware and all new pots and pans. So I'm good on that, but let's just see if there's anything else. I have mugs.

I don't have cups. That's what I don't have. I have mugs, but no, just, I don't have just, that's what I don't have. I have mugs, but no, just, I don't have just regular cups for some reason. Cause I always drink out of my giant jugs of water. Vic, could you please show some proof of that right now?

Thank you.

I love drinking out of a large bottle.

Oh wow, I didn't know they had the original Mona Lisa here. That's actually pretty cool. Good to know. Right next to the emergency. POV, you're the guys that stole all the, um, all the sh** from that museum.

All the crowns and sh**. Look at how cute this is. Oh my god, it's a fake coffee shop. That's so fun. Why do I love fake sh** so much? Like, why do I, like, what's my obsession with that? This is so fun. Like, it's all, it's all make, it's all make believe. It's

all pretend. Why is that so whimsical and fun? Wait, is this real? Wait, what the f***? Is those, are those real? I think those are real. Old fashioned cinnamon buns. Oh, those are real cinnamon buns, girl. What the hell? Also, I'm a big fan of these. Oh, dang it. I thought it was gonna go,

like up inside of itself. Does that make sense? I thought it was gonna go like this. Whatever, not as cool. I don't think this is part of the,

oh,

oh, okay. Yeah, that's definitely not part of what's going on in here. Let me get away from that. Donut lamp ornaments. I need that. I need the pink one. I need those. And that's the thing about Ikea. If at any point you want to just take a breather and just sit down, you are allowed to do that. Like, you are more than, you are more than welcome, I think. So what's everyone doing for Christmas? What are you guys getting people for Christmas?

That's what I need to know. What the hell do I need, what should I get for my mom and dad? Because now that I have a little bit of money, I'm like, okay, do I have to buy them a house. I'm just like that's it's it's this immense pressure but you know and I and I already told my mom I already told my mom way back in the day before any of

this before I even was making money doing any of this I told her I'm gonna this is gonna work I told her I'm gonna get famous I'm gonna be rich and I'm gonna pay off your mortgage and I was so delusionally confident in that and so that is gonna come true I am gonna pay off your mortgage." And I was so delusionally confident in that. And so that is gonna come true. I am gonna pay that woman's mortgage, trust and believe. But for Christmas, I'm just wondering,

maybe if there's something that's just, you know, give me a little bit more time. Give me like four more Ikea vlogs before. But it is so crazy to think that the year's almost over and it's about to be 2026? What the f***?

Like y'all, as I sit here, as I sit here on my balcony drinking a cup of coffee, I am telling you like this has been the craziest year ever for me and I love and appreciate you more than you could ever know. And so does this guy.

He needs a name, first of all, he needs a name first of all he needs a name What should your name be? He looks like something with an M and M name Melvin Melvin Okay, also I want this good this has got to go this has got to go But I'm not allowed to rip it off yet cuz I didn't buy him you're not officially mine yet but you will be soon don't worry Melvin isn't that one of the characters names in Madagascar isn't it the giraffe am I

making that up I feel like that's where my mind went to for some reason cuz King Julian this guy somehow Melvin I don't know but he's a Melvic. Oh you know what I actually did need that I quite literally forgot until right now? One of these to put all my f****** sunnies in! That's not bad. $1.19. Dude and I and I'll- there's so much s*** that I still don't have any actual room for and this will be perfect. Blayladin is gonna come home with me and it's gonna go in my game room so you'll see it in

the background of my streams. Okay where is Blayladin at? Aisle 4, bin 15. Don't forget that okay? Remind me when I'm down there. I f*** with these two. Okay. These wall shelves. But again, I'm scared the cats are gonna try it. I'm scared the cats are gonna try it. So, mm-mm. There's a group of like the IKEA workers back there. You can see them. And there's like the one manager and he's like walking them all around and he's like, so this would be good. But, and then he points to something and like all the little, it was like a bunch

of Christmas toys, but they were like tucked behind something and he was like, but you can't see my product. And they were all like, because of the way that they must have like displayed it. I just know he runs this bitch like the Navy.

He does not play about, he said, you can't see my product. He don't play, I just know he don't play. The Christmas room! Wow! Christmas, Christmas, Christmas. Mmm and it smells like Christmas in here too. Where could I get that scent? Ooh, my nose is leading me.

Okay, let's see.

Ooh, it's not that one.

Okay, what about this one? Wait, it's the same thing. No, that one smells different. Designed by Katie Kirk. Wonder if she has any relation to.

Stop.

Also, I'm dead serious. If you need to get your steps in, go to Ikea and just walk around. Like, if you just need to get your steps in, go to Ikea. It's fun, it's entertaining to look at, and you're gonna get your steps in, girl.

Oh my God, okay. Vinterfint. Oh, but it comes in a mixed pack. That's irritating me. I thought that I could just buy the pink ones.

Okay.

Pick this item up in the self-serve furniture aisle zero bin two. Okay, so I have to find, because I just need these.

I need these.

This man just walked by me and I've never smelled a man so good in my life. That guy back there.

Oh, the heat's turned on. Holy f***. and I've never smelled a man so good in my life. That guy back there. Oh, he just, holy. What the hell was he wearing?

If somebody knows that man, please. If somebody knows that man, that was like, I've never smelled anything so delicious on a man. I'm going feral. Also, I love the concept of breakfast in bed being served on one of these. I need that to happen for like my birthday

or something one year. So if any of my friends are watching this, just, you need to make that happen one year. I don't know how, but break into my house, I don't know, make it happen. Cause I need, like in the movies,

they be doing this in the movies. I want that, okay? I don't care. Oh hell no, but I don't want this though. Don't get me a baby. I don't want a baby. Okay, we made it to the end. We get to go down the gay stairs now. Hi gay fans. Hi gay fans. Good morning gay fans. I gave them. Amazing, fun, and gorgeous.

Boo, boo. Boring, boring.

Ooh, wow, though, look at all the things down here. Okay, we're gonna get a cart now that we're down here. Okay, so so far I have two of these. Melvin. And then I also found this too. The wireless phone charger thing.

I've never had one of these. It seems fancy. I'm gonna get one of those. I'm also going to get a second toilet brush because I have two bathrooms now. So that means double the toilet.

Okay, cups.

What are my options here? Okay, let's see. This feels nice in the hand. Six pack, 12.99. You can't beat that. Oh my God, my car is rolling.

Gosh.

Yeah, I think I like these ones the best. Okay, the goddess. Let's get one of these. Dylan and Christina have this match lamp from here, but it's sold out in like literally two seconds, but it's so freaking cute.

And I doubt they'll have it, but we're coming up on the lighting section.

So let's see.

Okay, the glasses need to go on cause my eyes are starting to get over simulated. I don't know if that makes any sense. My eyes are starting to get a little wonky. Okay, we're in the lighting area. Seeing the donut light, of course, my beloved, but not seeing the match.

Also, I'm going to, um, I'm getting an autism assessment. Like an actual extensive one by like a psychiatrist, psychologist, whichever one. All I know is that you have to be there all day. And it's really freaking expensive. So I'm doing that in January. Gonna have an autism reveal party. Uh, that'll be fun.

So, yeah. We'll see. And they test for other sh** too, not just autism. So I don't know. Guess we'll find out out once and for all. Okay, we made it, but I'm worried I missed these. I looked everywhere. Okay, that's a lie. I just kind of browsed through the... but where could these have been? All right, wishful thinking. Maybe I didn't pass by it yet, so I don't know. I don't think that's true, but we'll see. Okay, but the display shelf thing we want is, what was it, 15?

No, aisle four, level 15 or something. Oh, crap. Okay, we'll find it, we'll find it. Dang it, I think they're sold out of the little mini ones. Oh, crap. I'm so pissed right now, dude, I'm so pissed right now, dude.

I'm so pissed. Okay, aisle four, row 15. Oh, what the hell, right here. You need two boxes to complete this item, hege, okay. Or this, no, this is what it was, the blolodin, the blolodin, $119.99.

No, no, no.

No.

There's no way. There's no way. There has to be more. No, there has to be more Blaladins. No, come on, there has to be more Blaladin. I have to ask somebody.

So you guys really think you could come to Ikea when I want the Blaladin? The one day I want the Blaladin and everyone decides today's the day? Oh, well, let's all go buy out the f***ing Blaladin so Vanilla can't get it. I'm gonna have to speak to the supervisor. And what am I supposed to say? Hi, do you have any more blaladin?

They're gonna be like, what are you saying to me right now? Oh, I found one. I have to chase him down. I have to chase him down. Oh my God, he's going into the aisle I need to go into.

Excuse me.

If there's none left of something, is it like all gone?

This one.

Yeah, it shows that we don't have it at the moment.

Oh, that's okay.

Yeah, it doesn't give us a date when it's supposed to come back. Usually like within a week, they usually update the website to give it a date. So if you want to, you can just notify your email or your text message once you want to do that.

Okay, cool. Alright, thank you.

Hey girl.

He said usually that takes about a week to restock. I will get my blolodin. Trust and believe. How was that? All right, if you saw me in an Ikea, if you saw me like this in an Ikea, what would you do? Oh, excuse me, big strong person. I need something that's all the way at the top of.

More than keep you warm,

they bring holiday cheer to your home. With festive patterns and cozy textures, you can create a stylish and inviting space for wear.

Just forget it. Alright, our final hope is to check the As Is section, which is usually like just stuff that- I don't know if it's stuff people returned or whatever the hell, but it's already built, so that's half the battle.

Why does this picture look like Squid Games? What the f- or returned or whatever the hell, but it's already built, so that's half the battle.

Why does this picture look like squid games? What the f-

Yeah, they don't have it. Dang it. Our final haul is Melvin, two of these storage containers, a charger, and glasses.

Ah.

Oh, and the toilet brush too, don't forget about that. Oh and look, the same car from last time, but this time they put Christmas stuff on

it.

Cute!

Woo!

Also, the guy who smelled really good is like three cars down. Do I go over there and be like, sir, sir! Help me! Help me, sir! What are you wearing? Oh girl, you better not hit my car. Don't even what the, I know you're not parking like that. Oh hell no. Oh,

this guy next to me just parked all types of up. He just parked all types of up***ed up. He just parked all types of f***ed up. I know he's f***ing lying. What the f***? This guy don't give a god damn. Oh my god and he's leaving his mother in the car. She's old as s***. Hold on and the guy who smelled good, he drive a Porsche too. I know that's right. Yeah. So you know what? Whatever he had on it's probably f****** expensive anyway. So, and I'm not a, well, I mean, I guess I could have worn it. I don't really give a damn like about if what the hell, sorry, my seatbelt just like sucked me back in. I don't really care if scents are like manly or not. Like if it smells good, if it smells good, I don't give a shit, I'm gonna wear it. I feel like actually a lot of my favorite scents

are very like unisex scents. But anyway, let me stop yapping. Thank you so much for coming with me to Ikea. And I'm trying to think if I have anything else to say. By the time this comes out, it's gonna be around Christmas time.

So Merry Christmas. If you celebrate celebrate happy holidays I hope you get to spend time with people that you love and I hope Santa brings you everything on your wish list I still haven't gotten a chance to go um to go meet with him. But I'm sure he'll be at a mall near me soon or something. I'll tell him what I want. So yeah, love you.

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