"Are you going to make us do your job all night?!" #jimmycarr #crowdwork #hecklers #standupcomedy

Are you going to make us do your job all night?

What sorry?

Are you going to make us do your job all night?

We've had a heckle from the lesbian.I mean if you're not a lesbian someone needs to tell your hairdresser.You don't need gaydar for that.You can pick that up on site.Yeah I like messing around.I always write a show.

I always write a show.I write jokes.And I love them.I love performing them.But I always think that thing of like we live our lives on screens these days.You know I realise I've got these above me.

The irony.But the idea of like going making it feel like it's in the room.that it could only happen this evening.They're trying to make it special.It's tribal, isn't it?Laughter.

It's a communal noise.Nice, I think.

What's your name?Tigger.

You look gold star to me, Tigger.Are you a gold star lesbian?You're not a lesbian at all.It's only the unintelligent that assume so.I mean, all the social cues are telling me you're not in the dick business.Have you seen men?

I imagine you see one every time you look in the fucking mirror.Are you single?What's going on?Very.I think you might be throwing out the wrong signals.Okay.

Not looking.Not looking.Have I seen men recently?I have seen men recently, yeah.It's something of a dumpster fire.But there's good ones out there.

I want the best for you.

I have to man up and fuck Tigger later.I'm not happy about this.Has it been a while?It's been a while.Look, no offence, but I think you might be a two -man job.