Asian Unbreakable Laptop

This is a functional laptop that my parent bought and supposedly, I'll get a new one once it broke You see at first it was just a simple extension of mouse and keyboard But as time goes on, the laptop starting to show problem At first it was a simple overheating still functional So a fan underneath

Soon after, the battery broke, still functional, as all we need is just constant charging. And then the memory corrupted, still functional, using external hard disk as primary. And you know what, even when the screen is not functional, it's still functional, as I use a secondary monitor as primary because long live the functional laptop even if it lost its identity as laptop.

It's still functional. It's still functional. I'mma pass this down as the curse of money world to my next generation.