Axe in the Head

Ugh, I hate working Halloween. Hey, I need help! Yeah, just have a seat, we'll be with you in a second. I have an axe in my head! Have a seat and we'll be with you in a second, sir. Every year, these kids with their fake injuries trying to prank us.

I know, we don't have time for this today. Can you just get him out? Gladly. What seems to be the problem, sir? in my head and I think I'm losing a lot of blood. I see. And when did this happen? Just now. I was attacked by a crazy guy on a bus. I think he was trying to kill me. Oh, crazy guy.

Haven't heard that one before. I don't get what's happening. Come on, did you really think this was gonna work? I'm just looking for some help. It was a very funny prank, sir, We're really busy here tonight, so you can cut the act. Yeah, and next time you try this, invest in some better fake blood. See how good his looks?

This, this is just embarrassing. I mean, what is this, ketchup? Ow! Oh my God. What? I don't think this is a prank.

Are you serious? Sir, did you really get attacked by a man with an ax on the bus?

Yes, obviously! Yes, obviously!

Doctor!