AZKA DISURUH BACA POLA PARKIR 🤣🤣FRIMAWAN KENA UPPERCUT ‼️- LOGICKAH?

If you're doing an uppercut, can you do an undercut?

Uppercut is boxing.

Boxing.

Do you want to try?

Let's just go to the next question. You already know, I won't know. That's a Batak song.

No.

When you're...

I already said no.

Eating dog meat with vegetables WHAT?!

Excuse me, I put your body in the clip on this. I can speak Indonesian.

You understand Indonesian?

Because I work here too.

I know.

Your body is good, man. Damn, man. You're my brother.

You're so handsome.

Don't say that.

Don't tell me that.

What did you tell me?

I was looking at something and then I said,

you're so handsome.

Welcome back to the show where every question doesn't have to be answered because the world is too big for a human logic that is too narrow This is Logika Frimawan With me, our guest this time is a... What's your name?

Hello, how are you? Aska

Aska Nika Nio

Nicola Corbuzier

Correct, Corbuzier

What's your name? Aska

Aska Where are you from?

What? I'm from Corbuzier Do you call him papa or daddy?

Papa, daddy is more English So, I call him papa But you like to speak in English, right? Papa or Daddy? Papa. Daddy is more of an English speaker.

So, I'll just go with Papa. But you like to speak in English, right? That's right. I don't know why, but Papa is taught by just Papa. Not Daddy or Ayah. Just Papa.

If it's Daddy, it's not polite, right? To call him...

That's right. But it can be like dad or daddy, it can be like that too

you're still alive

what?

you're still alive no, no, use a

dad

not i-a

e-a

dad

it's different

yes, you're still alive right?

yes, that's right correct

yes

born on June 4, 2026

2000

what? Born on June 4, 2026 What?

Born on June 4, 2026 Not yet, next year

Who wrote this?

My agent wrote this Agent 1001

Which one is this?

Which one?

Do you want me to find it?

No, it's okay

Catholic religion?

Correct.

Catholic, yes. Father Mu'alaf?

Correct.

Father Mu'alaf or daddy?

What?

Father Mu'alaf or daddy? He said father Mu'alaf.

Which one is correct?

I don't understand.

Oh, yes.

Father... Papa, daddy or muallaf? Wait, papa is daddy.

Okay, I'll wait.

Papa and daddy are the same person. Daddy Corbuzier. Correct. Papa, daddy and daddy Corbuzier.

These are three different things, but the same person. The same person.

They are... They? Muallaf. I'm Dede Corbuzier These are 3 different things but the person is the same The person is the same? The person is the same They

They?

He

He

Correct

Have a healthy lifestyle Oh, I'm not healthy

Same

Oh yeah?

Yeah

Not healthy But you like to go to the gym

Correct If you go to the gym, it doesn't mean you can't get sick

You can get a heart attack Oh, why? So, you're telling me

It's okay, don't worry

You have a lot of heart disease experience I don't think I want to tell you Oh, you don't have to

But it can be heart disease It can still be sick

Like illness, disease

Okay, right

Better heartache or toothache?

Ooh

There's a song

Oh yeah?

Better heartache than toothache Do you know that song? Is that true? Ask the audience here

Do you know that song?

There's a song like that

That's bullshit because

No

No, the song, I believe there is

Okay

But toothache is better than heartache

It's not hollow

What?

The heart If it's a tooth, it can't be hollow

If it's shot

If what?

If it's shot Because he's wearing a bulletproof jacket Because he didn ever shot a girl? But the girl didn't get hit. Because she wears bulletproof jacket.

I have.

You have?

Yes. Just because of the bulletproof jacket.

So, because of that, you didn't get hit?

Every time I want to shoot, I have to check the jacket first.

So, if you wear bulletproof vest no need no need no need ok have you ever been watching reels? do you like watching reels?

yes

ok

and there's a hook and then you're a jerk

what?

watching reels

yes

usually in reels there's a hook

yes

and then you're a jerk

i don't understand

let's skip to the next question No, no, no, I want to remember this

Okay

What does bonyok mean?

Father and mother What? Bonyok is father and mother, right?

Okay

Because there's a hook in the video Okay To grab attention

Yes

In the first 3 seconds

Correct

So when you got hooked, did you puke? But do you know what's a puke?

No

Literal

Puking is a baby's poop

Okay

That's a puke

Then why is it a mom and dad?

That's a short form

Okay

Mom, dad Puke, mom Hmm, okay Okay. Okay. Let's skip to the next question. When you're doing uppercut, can you do undercut?

Uppercut is boxing.

Boxing. Do you want to try? Let's just go to the next question. Let's just go to the next question. What's the height of Asuka? 187 cm.

187 cm. Around that. Wow, as tall as your dream

Yes

Is there anyone who wants to be as tall as 187 cm? I actually want to be taller

How tall?

190 cm maybe If you want to be taller, 5 slouches The taller Do you understand? I understand a little Lucky Makin Tinggi Yeah I understand a little bit

You understand that? Aska If you're boxing and you hit someone What time do you hit?

Usually only one person What do you mean?

How many times do I hit? What?

What time?

Don't look at me like that Don't look at me like that

Wait a minute

Wait a minute I thought you came here to get mad

Now I'm just like stupid

No

That's a question If you're boxing stupid No, that's a question If you're boxing, how many people do you hit?

I don't know

Okay, please think about it

Okay, how many people do I hit?

Okay, how many people do I hit? This can mean a lot of things How many people do I hit? What time do I hit?

What time? You? What time is it?

You just have to answer from those three cars Which one do you want me to answer?

You can answer all three

Okay How many people are hitting?

One person Maybe it's a partner One person How many times I hit him, like the beating I don't know It depends

I'll show you later No need, it's okay How about the time, when is it?

When is it?

That's easy

No, it's not

It's easy Is it written? Yes It's recorded because the audience at home will still know a lot of things. They have to know from ASKA. Sometimes, they don't know a lot of things about ASKA.

No, they know a few things. But the ASKA issue, how many people were hit and how many people were beaten, I don't think anyone wants to know that. They want to know. They don't want to know that No one wants to know that Later, when it's broadcasted People's postings will mention

Oh, it turns out that Aska hit people How much did you hit?

I don't think so The postings are like, oh, Aska doesn't understand the jokes in Indonesian

Something like that Oh, so you like English You prefer English Yes, right People's English doesn't have a body, don't have a nose?

I don't know. Bodyless?

Nobody knows.

Nobody knows. Aska, are you an introvert, ambivert, or extrovert?

Introvert, ambivert, or extrovert? Um... introvert.

But, but...

The introvert is because I like...

It's not that I can't speak, yeah.

Okay.

It's not like that.

But you like to be alone.

Not really. It's more like... If I speak like this, I'll need a few... Like, maybe an hour alone.

To recharge.

To recharge, right

We have one thing in common One of our things in common is

Introvert?

Yes, that's right

Okay, I can see that

They say that if you meet a lot of people You have time to be alone Like an introvert But if an introvert is in a car Does he have time to sign a letter?

Okay But if an introvert rides a car, does he have time to sign on the left? Okay.

No, no, no.

I have to deconstruct this joke.

Okay.

One.

Take your time.

If an introvert uses a car...

Don't be like that!

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Sign on the left. Okay. Introvert... Is it right? Yes. ...needs time to be alone. You guys have to turn back Okay, okay Sign on the left No

Introvert

Yes, correct Need time for himself

Yes

What if an introvert Riding a car

Hmm

Need time for sign on the left

Okay, word play then

That's the word play

Hmm

I'm good at that

I know

Okay, word play, okay

No I'm good at that I know Okay, wordplay, okay Okay

Do you want me to answer that or... Go ahead, go ahead Go ahead, answer it Can you drive a car?

Yes

Yes? Okay

I think you need a left hand

You need a left hand?

Yes, that's right

Everyone, if you want to drive a car, you need to turn left If you want to turn left, you have to turn left You have to send it to the left, right? Yes, that's right. If you want to send it to the left, you need to send it to the left. Not just interpret. But don't play with your phone when you're driving. That's right. We're texting, chatting with someone, we're driving, and there's a turn,

I'm afraid you'll forget to send it. So the message won't be sent

That's good No need to send it

You just send it

Right? Wow!

Siri is getting used to it

I'm gonna die now

Wow!

Okay, okay

Okay, okay

Does Mr. Limbat include Trovert? I know him You know him, right? I know him, you know him right? I know him, I think so I think he's in the same group as you He doesn't talk much

Maybe he eats too much

and he doesn't talk much

Maybe his voice is too loud or something

So he doesn't talk much Try to invite him here Om Limbad, come here We'll try to invite him later We'll try He's here. Yes. He wants to see that. He wants to see that. He wants to see that.

He wants to see that.

He wants to see that.

He wants to see that. He wants to see that. The silence

That's good, that's good, that's good. I like these jokes. It's a good jokes. The jokes are good. Okay, okay.

The jokes are good.

There's a unique fact.

When he was 16 years old, he was given a yellow rice box as a gift by his father. That's right. I don't know where that came from Why did he give it to him? Is there a background story about how Askah likes yellow rice?

I just like it because I don't like cake

Right?

But why did he give him a yellow rice cake?

Maybe...

Maybe he's a bit crazy

I don't know

But like... Yeah...

Because I like yellow rice. And he just... What's the difference between yellow rice and nasi uduk? They're both groubak.

Yes, but I like yellow rice.

Yes, but it's called groubak.

Right.

Do you know where the yellow rice comes from?

Because there's a sign that says yellow rice.

Oh, there's a sign. Yellow rice. Okay.

So, you can see it. so it's a yellow rice ball so it's visible there's a writing yellow rice, close the door

but is there a yellow rice? yes, there is so it's a good thing it's just a yellow rice ball if it's just a yellow rice ball I don't know what it is

I don't know what it is do you know there's a soccer player in the yellow rice ball?

there's a soccer player in the area

oh that's it? oh that's it?

okay

I wasn't given time to respond

who is it?

do you know?

no

yes

yes

but maybe I can think for a while you won't know that's a former football player do you like football?

what?

do you like football? no What? Do you like football? No Yes, you do Okay, but you have to ask first Do you know Nicola Sanelka?

Huh?

Nicola Sanelka I don't know You do You do We play differently We play differently

That's right

Aska always eats nasi kotak If he's invited to his father's shooting

That's right

If he's not invited, I also eat nasi kotak when I'm asked to shoot a video with my dad That's right If I'm not asked, I eat nasi kotak

They say when you open the box, there's a tantri inside Hmm... food

Right?

Do you know? No, I just...

No

I just... It's for free! It's for free! He doesn't know! When you open the box, there's a tantri inside It's useless! It's useless! He doesn't know that the rice is open and there's a tantri inside. Do you know what tantri means?

No, what is it?

There's a band. There's a band. Called Kotak. The name is Kotak. They have a vocalist, his name is Tantri. The joke is, the rice is open, and there's a localist, his name is Tantri Okay So, the joke is Nasi Kotak is opened

and inside is Tantri That's the Kotak band When did that band start? The point is not the band The point is the Nasi Kotak Maybe 2004, 2005

What is that?

I don't know Do you know The Beatles? 2004-2005 I'm not even a video! I'm not even a video!

Do you know the Beatles?

Yeah, the Beatles, it's big!

It's a box!

Do you know the Beatles? The Beatles were in the past, you weren't born yet Maybe your dad was still young or maybe he wasn't born yet

But he knew

You know what?

You win Yeah?

Okay

Right

That's a new knowledge There's a band in Indonesia called Kota The vocalist is a woman Her name is Tantri That's a new fact Can dry bones get wet?

In your opinion Dry bones Can it get wet? What do you think? Dry bones?

Can they get wet?

I don't know. But do you know there's a bone called dry bone? I know that. Why dry bones?

I don't know. Why dry bones?

Because the bones are playing basketball.

And then?

The bones are om in Medan language. Why dry bones? And then? Tulang is om in Medan language Why is the bone dry? Because the bone is playing basketball

Okay

What do you mean by dry?

If you play basketball, it must be dry

No, it's not

Okay

Basketball ring, right If the ring is dry, it's dry I don't need the the ring, right. If it's under the ring, then... I don't need the imagery.

Right. It's not dry? What's the point? Maybe if it's failed... It's still dry. Maybe if it's defend. But it's still dry.

To get the point. The question is... Why is the bone dry? because the bone is playing basketball

but do you know?

om in batak language is a bone no that's true it's true right? another fact for Aska

om

in batak language

the book later?

No, this is a national secret Batak is a bone

Yeah

I think this is all bullshit No, it's not bullshit Just pay them to say, yeah, it's true Do you know that song? You know it, I won't know

Right?

But do you know that song? Batak No I said no That's another fact for Tasca

There's a song like that

Eat dog meat with cabbage What? That's the song?

Is that a thing?

Why? Eat dog meat with cabbage

That's right

Googling later... Do you like eating dog meat?? No The song is like that

But do you like it?

No

Okay

I don't eat dog meat

Okay, okay

I just want to know I like to collect watches, but why don't you? Do you like to collect watches?

I used to

You used to collect But now you don't wear watches?

Not now Why? Now I just wear this Armband I'll just take this one. But I don't want to wear it because it's too tight. I like it. It's a watch collection.

He has a lot of watches.

That's right. Military watches. But you understand the term, right? Yes, I understand. What is it? It's a time to fly, right? Wait a minute.

It's the time to fly, right? It's the time to fly, right?

You're wrong.

No, it's not literally like that. What? Flying watch is a life experience. Hmm. How many birthday cakes do you have?

Every year? Birthday cake? I get birthday cake every year

So it depends on the year Depends on the year At that time, the year, the birthday, what year is it? Then you get a cake Right Right?

Hmm

Not every year

When I was one, I didn't get a cake Didn't get a cake? But all one. You didn't get any cake? But you've gotten some cake, right? No, I don't like cake. I told you. I don't remember.

You do. You like yellow rice, right? Right. Do you still remember the box dance?

Yes.

Okay. It's in my head. I'll dance it on my podcast. Okay. As a school vlogger, can you read the parking pattern in Indonesia?

No

It's hard to park

Hard to park? Hard to park

Why?

I don't know, it's just hard

I like parking You like it?

I like it, why?

Well, you have to park anyway Yeah, but it doesn't mean you have to like it

I don't like parking

But you can, right?

I can, but I don't like it

But you don't like it? You don't like parking?

Well, what is that information for?

Look, do you really like parking?

No

Yeah, right

Then why do you have to write it down?

Because the audience knows. It can't be. Aska doesn't like to park. It turns out there is a right answer. It can't be.

Aska likes to park or not?

There is.

Why?

I don't know.

People need that.

Then how do you know?

How do you know people need that?

People need information that they don't know about Aska Okay One of them is... Aska doesn't like to park

Correct

Do you have a phobia?

Phobia?

Dislike to something

Yeah, I know what phobia is

What is it? I don't think so

No, everything is safe

I don't think so

Don't have have phobia. I'm not from Betawi, right?

No.

Phobia is... In Betawi, it's phobia...

If not...

Bang Soleh...

Do you understand?

No.

You don't understand? Let me explain In Betawi If we have a female sibling We call her Po If her name is Yanni

Po Yanni Siti, Po Siti If there's a Bia We call her Po Bia Aska is not from Betawi That's why she doesn't have phobia

It's phobia, not po

Then why phobia?

That comedy doesn't have to be explained literally Then why did you explain it earlier? If you explain it, it means that the comedy is not good Then why did you explain it earlier? I'm not going to explain anything that I'm going to say later.

So you can be confused.

He said he likes to collect dolls.

That's right.

Back then, when I was little.

From Minecraft.

I used to collect dolls. I used to collect dolls. I used to collect Barbie dolls

Back then, when I was a kid Back then, yes

From Minecraft

Oh, Minecraft

I like that

Why is Barbie's color pink? Because she's not a punk girl? That's why she's pink Most of them are pink, right?

Yes

Why is Barbie's walk down? Why? Because she's shy hmm most of them are pink right? why is the pig walking like that? why?

because he's shy

I'm a pig again

I'm shy

why is the pig walking like that? why? because he's happy that he's not a pig I'm not a pig! No How many languages do you speak?

Only two

I tried to speak Mandarin but I couldn't

Have you ever studied?

Yes, I have Are you interested in Japanese?

I used to

You were interested in Japanese? Yes Is it because Japanese doesn't have money?

What?

Kura baca kokura

Okay

Does anyone understand that? Yes Only one person understands that?

Pregnant women swimming in breaststroke

Kukira Kura Kura

That's the Japanese language Have you ever got black soap in self-defense sports? Oh yeah, Taekwondo

No, kickboxing

Kickboxing?

Yes

Got black soap in self-defense sports

If I sit, I can't defend myself, right? You can.

We're sitting, right? You can't. You can't. No, no, no. Look at me. Look at me.

I didn't mean to I was passing by I was like, who's phone is this? I'll take it I didn't mean to I'm not feeling good

My friends here They all know me We're not making fun here This is Emte's village

That's what it's called This is Ente Village. That's the term.

This is Ente Village. We're just playing here. We just want to show you around. If we can or not.

I just want to show you around.

We can. We just chill here. Chill? I know this is Ent just relaxing. I know this guy. He owns a bar. I know.

But, I think...

What can I do? Just relax. Right?

If you want to roll,

you can roll here.

The last one, Aska.

Okay.

Wait, I need to think. What could be the last joke that Aska didn't... What do you mean? What do you mean?

I need to think.

I need to think. I need to think about it first Do you know kleptomania? I know kleptomania I know kleptomania Kleptomania is a person who is always optimistic

Okay, no, but okay

Why does he have to be optimistic?

Why?

Because wherever he is, there's always something he can take. That's right.

That's right.

Thank you all for being with me during...

Oh, that's the joke!

You don't understand? I understand.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

In English, what is a kleptomaniac? Oh, it's an optimist.

Because everything that they see, they can take.

Right?

Yeah.

That's not just... I don't understand.

That's just a bad joke.

That hurts. It's just that the joke is not good enough Ooooooh It hurts

Thank you Aska For the conversation Thank you for watching Don't forget to take the good points from the conversation Don't forget to mention Aska too Aska, here are some interesting points from our conversation

Thank you. See you.

Really, you don't know Kotak? What?

Kotak band, you don't know?

No.

Armada?

Armada.

You don't know either? Ijauh Daun?

Suara...

I told you, Indonesian band, you don't know?

No, I don't know.

At all?

No. Like my media literacy in Indonesia is not that good. Not that good? That's why my jokes are all in English. Based on English? Based on English.

This one.

The one with the name of Aska, Som, Bong, Ayobong, Bong, Karma, Bilayu, Gula. Try again. Bongayobong Bongkarmobilayobil I'm not talking about the car, I'm talking about the car Like that, right? There is If not, like this first You sprit, I go to the school You go to the school

There is Playing

Not a game, what is it? Old jokes, maybe Yes, the words You're a porridge, I'm a bone You're a spra pig, I'm a bone. You're a cockroach, I'm a bone

But this is the ending, right?

Why are we still here?

No, it's okay. We're at the same level

Oh yeah

Not the same level as before So you really don't know at all, right?

I don't know

Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I don't know at all You don't know? Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah

I don't know If you ask me why Indonesian jokes are like

comedy jokes, I don't really understand Because it's from when you were little

And my Indonesian is also like this is still bad but it's okay

It's much better Much better This is just It's still bad, but it's much better This is just like this Like if 5 years ago, it's not like this More, way worse That's why if I want to see Indonesian media, it should be now media base Indonesia has new sekarang oh betul betul

apalagi sekarang udah bikin podcast sendiri kan ada podcast sendiri kan bener itu harus dipir banyak gitu tapi kan media while ya bener aku

harus belajar banyak banget yang aku

miss

banyak banget yang aku terhilang karena udah udah lama banget udah terlalu banyak udah terlalu lama gapenya gapenya itu kayak belajar culture I lost it because I've been doing it for too long. You've been doing it for too long? Yeah, for too long. Yeah, for too long.

What do you mean?