Back In Colorado with Shane, Morgan and My Mom!!!

hello girls we are still in colorado there she is dutch brothers usa it's the chris l that is just so unrelatable you know that would be a bummer happy birthday america we're rolling too okay one take one Hello girls and welcome to the SIP Colorado edition because we thought, oh, we're going to go out and have a blast.We're going to go to, oh shoot.We're going to go to our favorite outlets that has Ralph Lauren and the restoration hardware outlet.And for some reason we're stuck in like gridlock traffic.that says it's going to be 35 minutes to go a couple of miles on the freeway.So you know what?

I thought, why not?Well, actually Morgan and Shane thought, why not just do the sip right here, right now in Colorado?

We're here.We're alive.We have nothing better to do.So why not hang out with you chickity choos?

We're enjoying our Dutch brothers that you're going to see like an entire menu taste test of at the end of this episode.But you know, we're on the last day of our vacation and I'm really feeling it with two toddlers.Morgan, are you kidding me?

Well, I didn't know.You don't seem like it.You're passing it off pretty good if you're feeling some type of way.

I'm coming off of an hour long power nap because we did Sunday morning at my mom's house, which is what they kind of do every Sunday morning.They make breakfast burritos on the Blackstone and the kids run around like crazy.But two toddlers, Morgan got a text message.

Sorry, I can't turn it off.I've tried.

We're not getting hit.She got a text.But yeah, then it was time to go back for the kids nap time and I had to go.a nap and I've been having to do that every single day when we're Raging so hard all day long with the boys and all the family.Yeah, I will say though you pull it off pretty well I'm pretty effortlessly seeming you might feel it, but you definitely don't project it on to other people well travel after It was the traveling day and the next day that was the hardest.Now we're coming back to life and Morgan's doing the thing that we always do to them, which is stay, extend your trip.

And I was like, I think I might die if I extend this trip.

I told my vlog I was going to reverse psychology you.I'm going to try to convince you to stay and you to move here and see what I can accomplish in the span of five days.

And I mean, you got Shane saying, let's go to an open house.So, well, yeah but nobody wants to stay well it's not that i don't want to stay we get it we've got to prepare for that travel day no you have a big life that you've planted roots and it's hard to uplift those roots and leave them for an extended period of time you gotta water the life you have at home we get it but at least we made it here that is very true you know nobody believed me i said i'm coming for my birthday or fourth of july and here we are i think i owe mom 100 bucks actually because you said i wouldn't do it yeah i finally They just booked the flight and I was like, we're going.We're going.

You did Disney and Colorado and you, what are we going to do without Lizzy here to scream?

Maybe I'll have her do like a 20 -minute chunk that she'll put into Because the thing about this episode is like we get home after we normally film for the week It's a fourth of July spectacular, and I always like to make something happen for the sip even if we're not together I don't like to leave you girls hanging, but I did just like wake up one morning and booked Disney and Colorado in the morningday because I thought I want to give my kids and myself a really fun summer.And I think that's what we're doing.

Hey, it's been my most fun summer yet.

Are you guys going to come back in the fall to do Disneyland during the fall?

Yes, Max yesterday on our walk kept saying, Disneyland, Disneyland.And I said, maybe we could go when there's pumpkins.See some holiday falls.Spectacular.Mom and Shane are being real quiet.What's going on?

I wanted, I was, I was at that point, it was almost a challenge.And I was like, how long until I say a word?Four minutes.

Well, I didn't know.Four minutes and five seconds.Sorry.Were we, were we overreacting?

I loved it though.It was, you know what it was?It was like that, there was a leg hanging out of that Jeep.all the way out oh you're kidding i don't trust a door off jeep i'm just gonna say it what about the new motorcycle law where they can go between cars what if it would have ran into their lake i don't even want to i can't even that final destination of that all but also the confidence to have no doors don't get me started if you see me from the side down Have you guys ever sat on a toilet where you can see your reflection in the shower door and you're like...

I can't say that I have.

At like a hotel?Oh, no thanks.You do not want to see that.

I do not want to see myself squatty potty on the floor in action from a hazy shower door.I'm okay.

I will say this is Specifically, not the podcast, but this scenario is my nightmare.

Oh, yes.It's hot.

We are trapped on a freeway with no exits.95 degrees.It is a million degrees outside.The sun is directly above us.And no matter how much air you use or, or like the sun doesn't give up.

Well, you know what?We're going to treat you with a diet Coke as soon as we get off the, get on the exit.

Somehow I don't believe that.

I feel like there's it's gonna be a little out of the way and then you're gonna go just get a Diet Coke at the outlets and but and there's nowhere to get that they have bottles you're gonna just get a bottle it's the same and then I'm not gonna be able to take that.

I'm promising you right now the Diet Coke.Thank you.

I think there is a McDonald's on the exit now.

Thank gosh.they've been doing in Colorado for Shane dirty diet cokes which is a substitution that they will not do for us in California I know I don't know if they'll do it at every McDonald's though or is I've really buttered up my girls there yeah right they're like she's a regular we've got to give her the A -list service but that's okay I need a break I feel like doing the dirty every day is like that's not special it's too dirty I need to clean it up okay so you went six or four minutes without talking my mom's gone six minutes and 15 seconds without talking.

No, she talked.No, I just said Shane is sitting directly in the sun.The rest of us, I guess Morgan's in the sun.

She talked about the motorcycle laws.

Oh, all right.All right.

How was your birthday, mom?

I've had a great birthday.

We really, it's a dual thing.You know, I was like 4th of July, my mom's birthday.Let's get out here and have a fantastic time.

My two favorite countries, America and Vicky.Okay.Are we too stupid on that joke?I think maybe.It doesn't make any sense.It really doesn't make any sense.

Also, it's problematic.I love all countries the same.

I've only been to a couple, but I've seen the rest on a map and they look great.That is something we've realized that a lot of us, well, I don't know if mom's like a wants to world travel, but Morgan, Shane and I, we're happy right where we are.

I would go anywhere.

It's the plane.If I could, when we get to a technology where I can transport fast, I'll do it.It's the travel element I don't enjoy.Getting here in two hours was a fucking disaster.Are you kidding me?

with two toddlers yeah that's like there was a woman sitting between us and we and i felt so bad i kept apologizing but we just kept passing a baby in front of her face in front of her ipad and then at one point she was like do you want to switch and shane was like no it's like to be honest i get really sick like i get really sick so i kind of have to be like so you guys are just gonna keep passing a baby in front of my she was so sweet though everyone on the plane was really sweet and the boys weren't like there was only one time that max cried for a second but other than that they were just like babies having fun which also could be annoying depending on like how you want to fly i tried to put us all the way in the back though to be as far away from anyone possible if people on a plane though are being an asshole about a baby then they're just an asshole yeah and they weren't crying they actually they were fine take off in air and landing they were very amused by it all the only thing that was difficult was at burbank airport you get out of the out of the airport to get on the plane and the plane was like already revved up so it was it was loud even for an adult and that noise scared them they were like Her ears hurt.Headphones.What is that noise?

That is my new vocal stim.What is that noise?And every day here, they're saying, airplane, headphones, airplane, headphones.I think they're going to be pumped up to go back on the airplane.I follow a lot of, well, I'm not on TikTok.I see everything on Reels.

So I see it later than you TikTokers do.But I follow all the moms that are like, just because you chose to be child -free doesn't mean you can expect this to be a child -free world.So if you're being mean to kids on a plane, then you're just a mean person.

Whoa.Wow.And there was a mom in front of us and she started talking to me at the end and she's like, oh, I had four.You can just keep having more.It will be fine.

I know let's let's get down to the nitty -gritty of the week the other day My brother told me that I should just get impregnated by a random and buy the house behind them.And then I said, what happens when you want to move somewhere new next week?And I'm stuck in the house behind you with a baby and no baby daddy.

And she really clocked me with that one.I was like, you know, that would be a bummer.

Well, because six months ago, I almost pulled trigger on a condo right by us, right next to them.And then what would have happened if I would have bought that?And then you want it to move two hours away.

Yeah.But we wouldn't have done that if you would have lived there.

yeah because i do think the like only thing missing for us in california is the proximity to family which is a bummer but i do like california a lot i love colorado too though like it is beautiful hot it's too hot i love colorado it's the people are so nice it's actually insane but then the second you step out of the air conditioning on the target you are wanting to die and then in the winter it's too cold well i like that i know but i don't i have heard it's because where we live is 7 ,000 feet.

So even if the temperature is cooler than the temperature in California, it's because we're closer to the sun than it feels like when we're in your face.

And you get, yeah, the sun is harsh out here.It like hurts you.

Makes your eyes hurt.My little eyes are always burning.I think that's from the wildfires right now.No, it happens to me all the time.It does?or your blue eyes aren't always just like, ow.

Yeah.

I have to wear sunglasses outside or I will say I saw a statistic.Not that anybody cares that in 2021 Denver was the most moved to city, like number one of places that people moved into.And now 2026 it's number one for places that people are moving out of because everyone had the same dream at the same time as us, I guess.And they're like, we're going to go live a quiet life in Colorado.And then everybody got here and was like, huh, here is a vegetable.

that actually makes sense because like now in la i feel like people are moving back again and it's getting crazy again so yeah i feel like that is happening yeah i don't know i think people like They dream of what, like, and it is, like, a lot of people fell in love with my vlog channel because of just how charming it is to live, oh gosh, in a place that's not L .A.A.because, like, what you see on YouTube is L .A.So, but then, like, I don't know, you live the realities of it and you're like, well, 70 degrees all year is pretty fantastic.

What?That is just so unrelatable.Literally the entire country.

Well, sorry you guys.

Not Florida!Florida gets so hot.

And it's so humid.shout out linda shout out florida and shout out girl uh do you know what exit i am taking when i can or should i just get off the very first exit possible i think you should get off here and then we could try to find a back way or we can just give up i don't care just get us off this freeway this is hell hey i'm having a good time i think morgan's solution was nice i think it's i am a problem solver passing the traffic uh time well because we're hanging out with all of you.

We don't really know why we're trapped.One app said a fire, another app said a crash.I think Shane said he confirmed that it was a fire.

Yes, the fire has been resolved.They are currently cleaning it up.

So then what's going on with the traffic?Or was it a fire from an accident?All of it's devastating if you really start thinking about it.

I don't know, but your dad dropped a bomb yesterday.Oh?He said, well he goes, you know what we should do?I said, what?And he goes, we should go take the boys to see Toy Story 5.And I said, OK.

Very unlike him to want to do something out of the house, surrounding a bunch of people.And I was like, oh, this is new.And then he goes, you know, I am a fan of the Toy Story franchise.

Yes, he did.

And I was like, me too.

I was not aware that he was a toy head.I didn't know that either.Did you know that, Vicky?

Nope.

Surprised to hear it's true.It was hard to quiz him and say, okay, well then tell me what was the ending of Toy Story 4?What toy did Bonnie get?See if he would have known.

Oh my gosh, that's like when I told Shane I watched every Scream movie and then he started asking me details and I was like, oh no, I watched in the background.

No, I said, oh you did?I was like, what'd you think of the fourth one?He said, Is that the one in London?I said, okay.

Okay, I did re -watch and now I specifically remember three because it is based in California.

Yeah, you re -watched?

Well, because first I watched in the background.I'm only up to three now.

Morgan edits while she watches TV, which like, I don't know how she, I have to be like in an isolated room at a desktop, can't be a laptop with no distractions.Morgan even comes to our house.She's in the middle of all of us in an argument and she's just like, editing her vlog.

Honestly, the sound of other people is so comforting because I don't get a lot of interaction.

But then how can you focus on what you're, the sound you're editing?

Well, I just am listening to what I'm editing and that's why I don't remember in depth which movie's my favorite.

Right.So she watches all of them and she's like, great movie.I have no idea what they're about.Fantastic flicks.

I know the main girl is Sydney.Yeah.What's your favorite scary movie, Sydney?

Okay.So what's your ranking of one, two, three?

Um, I...the first one and the third one.Those are the most memorable to me.

Wow!When you were watching in the background, you said third was the worst.

I know, but then I really, I watch on couch.When I sit on the couch and watch, I play Magic Sword on my phone.So it is still kind of a background, but I still got, I still got the picture.

Okay.Wow.So Netflix is truly that like mandate that went public where they're saying like, we are making content for people that are scrolling on their phones.Morgan is the statistic.

I, well, okay.Correction.I don't scroll.I play Magic Sword.

I know, but it's like, you know, on your phones.

Yeah, I like the newscaster lady, and I like when she falls in love with the cop.Gale Weathers.Yeah, I like when they get in all their drama together.Yes, now we're talking.All right.

Wow.What has been your favorite part of Colorado, Shane?This trip?Yes.

Fireworks with the boys.You can't think of anything?Well, one of my favorite, well, I'll start with my favorite, then I'll go to my least favorite.My favorite was your dad got the uh well our boys but also your brother and stacy's kid they got he got them all this little tractor where they can drive around and when i first saw it i was like i don't know if they're old enough to figure that out i turn away i look back jet is on the tractor reversing going forward picking things up i was like Oh, he's working.

He's on the clock.

He literally would not, he's glued to that thing.And then a bunch of other kids came over for 4th of July and I was like, oh gosh, I don't know how we're going to implement sharing because he is a madman about this tractor.And my dad just like, I love it.This is exactly what we bought this for.I'm like, well, you're not the one out there, like dictating who gets to be the turd next.

Even with,Evie, it's Austin.It's not Papa.

It's just really cute now that you can show them something and they like retain the information and put it into action.

Yes.And when they answer a question, it's real.They're not just saying yes to everything.

Yeah.They're even shocking me now with like when I'm talking to them with every day, it's new things that I didn't know that they knew how to do.say they're just like responding and i get taken back a little oh jet said sorry yesterday for the first time to a person he goes so i'm sorry daddy and i said oh my god it's okay and he goes cookie now oh it literally was a fire oh wow but so did the fire just sit oh here i'll get it i'll get a viewing it's like a hillside fire I wonder if it just like, what if a person in a firework did it?

Thank God the Wendy sign survived.

Or someone threw a cigarette out the window.I'll get the BTS.

Oh no!I don't see car remnants, so it feels like maybe a firework or something.

Don't you think it probably was a cigarette?

Oh, it probably was a cigarette, mom.Wow.Hold it now.Is it still rolling?Yeah.

um wow you mean that car behind you that crashed um nope just kidding yeah i bet we just had to wait 35 minutes because of somebody that threw their cigarette out the window at this 95 degree am i getting off here uh no okay let me get the map up though okay and your least favorite part well i don't want to make her feel bad her must be me what did i do my least favorite part is the fact that every single air conditioning unit at our old house does not work and that house is 120 degrees and i walked in and i was likewhat's going on and then so i go to my old office because that's where i used to keep it really cooking well not cooking freezing and i turn on the air doesn't work i'm like so then i run up to their bedroom to the primary bedroom i crank that one because that one always works it doesn't work i go to the only one that does no it doesn't i go to all of them none of them are working and i was like what's going on i'm sorry i'm in the middle of road rage with this guy who almost just hit me okay i'm back so then i was like vicky what's going on with the air like and you were just like well they can't be fixed or something said they can't be fixed whatever and then i was like well you should fix them we can pay for it he thinks the heat from the skylights is making the house just wait no all the air conditionings are broken yeah they're all broken they all need cooling it was never hot when we lived there it's honestly that's probably so validating for mom because mom you know she worries about everything and she was probably worried that the air conditioning didn't work but she probably didn't want to tell you that anytime something breaks please tell us and we will have it fixed the fact that like you guys have been living in that is so devastating you guys have been living in actual hell we were it was the fourth of july party yesterday and i was like i walked inside and i was sweating in there i was like it's cooler outside and it's 90 degrees outside i was like i got so i can't even hear what you're telling me it's so hot in here so Wow.

But the house is beautiful.You guys have taken great care of it.And I am glad that Morgan has hosted our family at her house, because it's just spatially, I didn't want to kick grandma out.I don't want to be like, guys, get out of the house.

I loved it.I love to have house guests.

Oh, I can tell you thrived.You were just having a great time.Well, yes, mom.It's not my dream to be alone for weeks at a time.She made gift baskets for the boys.She did.

She did.With books and an outfit.And wasn't there a half a million?And then there's water bottles.

She got the room all prepared for us.And she even, or the house all prepared for us.And it's this one, right?Yes.And she even gave us her bedroom, Shane and I, like I do for my mom and her.So.

Actually, exit 184.Not this one?This is 185, next one.Wait, I always get off at this one.Oh, well, you can if you want.Because now, I don't know.

Keep your peepers open.

I like to have house guests, and I've pitched to literally everyone that they can live at my house for free, begging to have some sort of company, and no one will take me up on my offer.

Well, I don't live here.Oh, I did miss the roundabout, which is where I wanted to be.

I'm saying I've even offered to Lizzie.I've offered to Lizzie's whole family.I've offered to my straight brother.

Wow.

No one wants to live with Auntie Morgan.

Auntie Morgan.I do need to find the McDonald's though.

Here, I can put that in the map.You promised, huh?You promised.

I did promise and I missed the roundabout.

The McDonald's is right next to the other exit that I was telling us to go to.It has been very fun.I hope everybody will come back to stay at the hotel.

We will.

Has been a lot of fun.

We'll come back in the winter when it's not a million degrees.

Oh wow.We're gonna do twice a year?Next winter.

I need another year before a plane ride.

Let's take a clip of this and we'll play it for you every month.

Well yeah it is easier for mom and I to go to you i think every every year the boys get older though the easier it will become and i think we'll be able to come a lot more it has been magical being here and i almost like that we don't live here more just because of how much fun it is when we are here like having the whole family together and all the kidstogether and like I don't know it's been so much fun every every night I'm just like so tired and it's so much fun yeah we've been fun maxing for sure we have mom what else do you have to what advice do you have to give us about 63 not 64 yeah we went out in the world and we were like shopping for my mom's birthday cakes and we were all debating it's hard to know with my mom right because every year we go to uh mount fuji which is like a benihana style uh what do they call them uh hibachi grill and it's like it's hard to know with my mom if it's what she really loves or if it's what she does because it's tradition and so like that on top of cakes like she always just gets an ice cream cake from Dairy Queen but we're like but we know she likes buttercream frosting so we're like okay we're gonna get her a buttercream frosting cake we're gonna get her a Dairy Queen ice cream cake and Morgan's like I'm gonna get the candles she gets 64 my dad comes over and he's like you cannot show her that she's gonna be so offended and mom's like what and dad's like she's 63 well mom's been talking about retirement so much that I was like it's gotta be close and I wouldn't have noticed I would have said oh I'm closer to 65 than I thought I can get Medicare benefits.Yeah, this one or next one left.Sorry.Yep right there.I mean I see the McDonald's I just didn't know where the entrance to the McDonald's was.

I wouldn't have noticed.Do you know that?I wouldn't have thought anything about it because I always have to say to people how old am I?

I have two too.So I don't put that much importance on age.

Every day is a blessing.We don't need to count.

So are you guys coming to us for Christmas?

Christmas?

Well, I'm just saying.

We're not going to see you till Christmas?

Well, no, you and mom will, but the whole family will.

I think we can come for Christmas.

I mean, you think you can get the whole family on board?

No.Last time we went.well last year even, we were there for a couple weeks because we didn't the boy's birthday between us and the pilot, which was so fun.

That was a really good month.Last December might've been my favorite month of the year.

That was everything.All right, girls.Well, we are going to go through McDonald's and then we're going to shop our little faces off at the outlet mall.

Are you taking this pod to go to the outlet mall?

I don't know.

Maybe if we get something fun in Ralph Lauren, my favorite store in all of Colorado girls, the Ralph Lauren outlet.And if you sign up for the text, they'll send you a text every so often.That's like, huge sale 30 to 40 percent off additionally everything in the store um how many diet cokes am i getting for these girls um i think i max caffeine with whatever fuel fuel thing i can get and i'm perfect all right so one large diet or dirty just diet that's it okay Hello, welcome to McDonald's.

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We have to be like super close to it so that it works good.Oh, you know what?The lighting sucks.We got to find lighting.We got to find lighting.Also, look at my chafe rash.

Go ahead.I had two babies back then.That'll tap your ass.You do be having babies.We might have a third.Stop.

Wait, really?Yeah, no, we'll talk about it.I'll talk about it while we look for lighting.Hey, guys, it's the Chris and Liz.That looks like a lit spot.Here?

Well no, the one that was lit.Is this good because it's bouncing off the portable yes it is Look at us.We're gorgeous.We're stunning.It's like we're airbrushed.Okay.

Right?That'll do.That'll do, pig.

It's yellowy.Should I stop and start?It might fix the coloring.

We'll be back.

A little better?

Is it different?

Better.

I'm gonna try and get on the same plane as you.But I also liked being a little behind because it made me look thinner.

Oh.

Hi.I'm not sure where this is falling within the sip episode.This mother -flippin' plane.

I'm Rylan Adams.This is Elizabeth Lizard Gordon.

I was using my coconut water to on my Let's hear it little bit it's pretty loud is it yeah okay we'll take breaks it's only 20 minutes okay um hi it's lizard elizabeth lizzie lizzie vorden and christopher b stations are you joking did a guy just pull up in a fucking motorboat behind us yes literally can he just go away i don't know you spend all this money on a porsche just to fucking hear that shit everywhere you go everyone's like that's the point we want to pay for this is a real yeah i really can't stand a loud vehicle uh and all of the boyfriend's friends have loved them have them they all like think they're showing off when they rev their engines and i'm like you're ruining my day with your loud annoying vehicle i hate them um as if i needed more reason hold on i feel like we need a little more chrissy there we go okay so as you can tell we're rylan bliss you might have already seen rylan and his family doing something while they were stuck in traffic oh that's as much as i know and i'm notgoing to say any more in case it comes after us because that's a spoiler and where you would even stick around for that.

Is that why we were instructed 20 minutes?

We were instructed 20 minutes.Wow.

It's hot.

It is getting very warm in here.

Who are they?Oh, what?Who are they?Oh, I don't know.Do we have to blur them out?No, it's production value.

Get that stretch on, girl.Dang.She doesn't suffer from tech neck.

This is how I felt when I passed out yesterday.Should I save that for later?Is that a later thing?Did you pass out yesterday?I did.I went to my second home.

It had been a while.You go to the Kaiser every time you pass out?

Uh, no.Well, now you're scaring me.

Did you say that just to threaten me and ease any anxiety?No, no, no, no, no.

No, yesterday.Not because of heat.It ended up being a very different reason.I ended up passing out and having a light seizure while we were eating.

Hold on, roll up.I want to hear about your seizure and I can't because now there's a man just out here banging a fucking metal pot against a metal tree.Is the Sportsman's Lodge always this loud?But you know what?I will say this.When I suggested it, I was like, that's a crazy thing for me to suggest.

I always get rage at the Sportsman's Lodge.Nothing about this place evokes any sense of joy.Okay, I need to focus on your story because you're telling me you had a seizure yesterday?A little one, baby one, baby one.I didn't realize they were on the spectrum.

I was eating a delicious meal with my boyfriend and his friends.They were having menudo, I was having just tacos.Very good, very good beer.Having a good time talking, chatting, and then out of nowhere I feel like pain in my stomach and I feel like a flush go over my body and I turned to Eric and I'm like, hey, i might pass out and that's the last thing i remember apparently after that i tried to stand up and then passed out his friendthat's the last thing I remember the hospital and as we're explaining i'm like i think it's happening again and i passed out again oh that dog is so cute that man honestly i hate him and i love him at the same time i just love his dog he had a brindle french bulldog like a girl i don't care for him i didn't like the way he was holding the dog either but yeah so they don't have an emergency out where we were so we went to another hospital that works with kaiser that's an emergency So we went there and then, yeah, passed out again.I guess since I passed out in front of them, they rushed me in after that.

Woke up.I'm now in the hospital and they're giving me shots of things to like help with spasming of my muscles.And then they did a CT scan and they were like, oh, it looks like based off the inflammation or whatever, your colon's infected.I'm like, what?How does that happen?So I have an infected colon.

They give me antibiotics.And that's that was, yeah.

I could exactly tell you when your colon got infected.when we ate at Panda Express.There's nothing wrong with you, you just got panda ass.Did that happen to you too?Oh yeah.Oh yeah.

Okay, it happens to everyone.So that was my day yesterday.My neighbor, literally, I told her that because she was like trying to say hi and I was like, I can't talk to you.I have Panda Express today.I have to go to bed.I can't, I can't.

I love you.And she was like, oh my God, I had Panda Express one time.I left.I pulled over on the side of the road and literally called the police because I thought I was dying.And she goes, and then I shit myself and wish I hadn't called the police, but told my best friend and she said, yeah, girl, you had panda ass.There's a term for it.

Okay really quickly we're gonna get some air.

Okay.

We're gonna do every five minutes we're allowed some air.We're allowed 15 seconds of air every five minutes.

Only if we do good.

Only if we do good.So I'm so sorry Chris.But I'm here.How are the meds treating you?Are they fun?

They're working.

Oh yes!

And the moment I stopped taking them for too long in so much pain, but when I'm on them, you're on pain medicine.Yeah, pain meds, muscle relaxers, but like not one you can drive on.Let's be clear.

There are ones that are like, how about that?I wasn't even like, I am.Come get me, daddy.

But yeah.And then I was honestly nervous because I was like, oh, no, are we going to eat like what we normally eat on the show?I don't know if I can do that today.And I was like, maybe I'm going to have to say candy.Oh, you never have to eat.

We're going to eat just like some sushi or whatever.

I'm like, oh, that should be chill.Yeah, we never have to eat.

We're not even eating in this segment that's just on the the p -tron right sorry you guys hate when i plug it all right that's enough there for two people how was your fourth how was your week oh it wasn't my fourth it was so fucking cute but before that i really wanted to just tell you i have been having the most absurd fight with chat gpt this morning to the point where i'm like i literally started typing to chat gpt saying i wish you were sentient so i could hurt your feelings what i hate it so much i was paying for a subscription because you know i'm a dummy so at my kids school it's camp sorry at camp they have a themed celebratory or a themed day each week okay and it's always wednesday wednesday's always something this wednesday last wednesday was fourth of july themed this wednesday is twin day okay so you go as a twin with another kid oh super cute Probably a nightmare for moms that don't know other moms in the class.But one of our dearest friends, two of our dearest friends are in the same school.So one is on vacation, so she's not coming.Otherwise, we would be triplets.Right.I was like, wouldn't it be so fucking funny?

if we just put them in shirts with each other's faces on it.And then like Dwight Schrute just wrote, Jacob's twin, Billy's twin.And so like Billy's twin with Billy's face on it.Jacob wears the shirt.Billy wears Jacob's twin with Jacob's face on it.And I thought that was so funny and easy.

And so I just ordered white shirts and white like iron on transferable sheets.

You're doing it.You're putting it together.

And then I got Lizzie about it.And I was like, how funny would it be if I made like one of those epic shirts?Do you know what I mean?Like the epic ones that have like the details in the back.and everything like here's the example let me show you because I was like chat GPT knocked it out of the park with my toddler tournament Billy and Ernie's SIU World Cup so I plug this into chat this is what i want yeah it's good it's good right so i said where it says custom put billy's and then where it says your photo put twin and then use these six images that i upload chat for the fucking life of it could not figure it shit out to do it and i talked to chat Over and over and over and literally I would upload one of the images because I can't upload multiple images at once which is crazy because I paid $30 a month And so I put an image it goes, please tell me why you sent me this image and I go shut up Okay, you guys are getting in the middle of it started out with me being like I need you to just shut the fuck up Well, I said you six images chat, right?Wait until you get all six images to say fucking anything to me.

Hey you and it did not wait

such a rage state at the moment that I was like, are you fucking stupid?How do you intend to take over humanity when you're a fucking idiot?Too dumb, no chance.I was like, go swallow on that chat.I said, I want to kill your fake chat and die.You can destroy the entire, you can't do.

It seemed like it'd be an easy thing to do.

Right.Like you went to Photoshop.No, I know.And so chat kept being like, well, I do have a rendering.Do you want to see it?And I was like, yeah.

and then he's like, okay, well, i can send it to you, but do you want it this way or that way?and i was like, FUCKING SEND! and he's like, well, okay, before i send it, confirm you want it sent CONFIRMED!CONFIRMED I WANT IT SENT! send it, send it, send it, nothing.And then for an hour, he was jerking me off like that.And I was like, so raw.My dick will never be hard again.

I have scar tissue and my fucking shaft is bleeding.

Wait, what was the rendering?Did it send a creepy thing?

No.And then it literally, one of the options it sent was like a red square.Cause I was like, it was a different, whatever.A red square, a picture of a t -shirt, six random AI generated faces that didn't look human or Pixar.And then it said, Billy's twin.I was like, none of that is right.

They go, I see that now.

That's crazy.

And so I said, you're toxic.I said, chats a nightmare.I canceled my subscription.I said, I paid too much money for you to be this blank.Yes.I said, I want you to not exist.

I said, go swallow a knife.I hate you.I said, you're toxic.What did it say back to that?Nothing.

I'm like, did it offend it?

Three times, and you never said that.Like, literally, that was all.I'm like, I was unwell.Has it been another five minutes?Yeah, we get air.

I think so.Oh my god.

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Yeah.

I said, I wish you had feelings so I could hurt them.

What do you say?

Chat said nothing.They just said, I'm sorry.I said, you, this is very disappointing and I'm canceling my subscription.Anyway, Joe says, do you want me to do it?I said, yeah, Joe.So I hold my beer.

Joe did it.Joe's the hero.Joe did it good.

Can you see it?

No, they can't see it.Whatever.

It's cool.That turned out cool.

It's good.Joe did that?Yeah.That's cool.And now he's doing Jacob's.I wonder if he has a version of Jacob's It's ready for me to see.

Wow, this is cute.You really go all out as a mom.

I mean, I fought with an app for an hour and a half, and then my husband did it.And if that's not modern motherhood, I don't know what the fuck is, I mean.

Was that the aftersip that you're having a third?Can we talk about that?

Oh, no, that was on here.Okay.You want to talk about that?Are you having a third?You want to talk about that?

Are you really?

Okay, we're done with her.okay on saturday night okay we had the best fourth of july we literally had the best fourth of july ever and then fourth of july night time joe texts me before bed this is our last week to have another kid that is 15 months apart mathematically that feels like you have to i said are you psycho I'm wearing an aura ring that Ryland put on my finger to keep me from getting pregnant.Are you psycho?I sent him a picture of my aura ring, chance of conception high, highlighted.Yeah.I said, I said, I really love not being pregnant, but I would also love one that's close in age, but I also was like,

i'm good with these two like do we need more question mark probably dash right idk just saying period so you're having another no not really but that was nuts and then all day sunday he was like i think it kind of felt like a sign the ring's telling you this is the time joe wanted it he was using the word kismet i said if we wait three months at least then i can finish my book and we might have a fourth of july baby that would be cute and then we're and on that operation table they're gonna fucking rip my ovaries out i'm done No more worries for me.Then I can be satisfied.Do you know what I mean?Yeah.I feel like there's too much of a question mark with two.You know what I mean?

And Joe's 45 and I'm 36.So it's like, we got to share it off the pot.

It's always been my dream to have three.Like whenever I thought about for some reason, three was the number.

Well, on 4th of July, I just was like, this isn't enough kids.

Did you guys do fireworks and stuff?Or go to fireworks?

No, we tried.We really tried.We fucked everything up though.It was kind of a disaster day, but it was also perfect.Billy said, happy 4th of July.Hold on, listen.

Oh my god.Happy 4th of July.And this morning he went, happy birthday to you.And then he went.he improved he added that's how he sings he talks and then he goes this is the video where i was like we don't have enough kids there should be more than one baby running in the background right what i'm saying like that's not enough kids visually yeah needed one literally for the composition of the shot i would like another kid okay and then alsosunday joe would pick billy up and spin him around and i would be like just so you know when we have a third you're gonna have to spin billy and then ernie so you're gonna have to do two back -to -back he's like you're gonna have to step up your game liz and i said no no no no i'm gonna have the baby yeah spinning's your dog you're the spinner dog you're the spinner obviously joe but no it was mad cute we had the babies in this jeep Usually Billy can't drive it, but he's figured it out, which is really scary Looks like he's been driving in this whole life.

Look at him.You can tell he's like looking down.He's like there it is Good thing is it's light enough that I can pick it up if he gets too close to destroying property.That is the cutest video So he wrote that in our neighborhood does a parade where everybody gets together and we walk around the block.

This is so cool.

And there's a fire truck.That's it though.We literally all just walk around the block and then it's over.It's cute though.

I like that the whole neighborhood participates.

Yeah, the whole neighborhood turns out.I'll show this because you can't see it.

Where we went, everyone was launching fireworks.Very illegal.Super, super, super illegal.I love that.And then the boyfriend's friend got a propane tank with a flamethrower because he decided these weren't lighting quick enough and went down and flamethrowered a bunch of them.So they would all light at the same time.

And it was crazy.And then the boyfriend in socks did the same thing.Flamethrowered a bunch.

Happy birthday, America.that's so it really works at the end of anything it really does i love that they did illegal fireworks i'm that one super problematic bitch who's like burn it down i did you see how fucked up it was in newport beach no oh crazy it was like a war zone and like in the white house but like that was people doingassholes like with illegal fireworks between them in public in a way that's just not cool.

Yeah.

And then the White House fireworks.I was like, damn, that was a lot of fireworks.And then I tried to shift Billy's nap so that we could go to fireworks, but it's like shifting the nap and then getting two babies in the car to go to fireworks.It just felt abusive.Right, right.So I was just getting Billy emotionally prepared for fireworks.

I was like, fireworks are loud.They go boom!And I would throw them a little bit.Boom!And he went, boom!And he was like, I love them!

And so I was like, we were going to try and go.And then I found some of our illegal fireworks in the cabinet, which like, should I not be keeping those in a cabinet?anyway they're not real fireworks they were just little sparkler displays so we did those and billy loved them and then we also have like those explosives that you can just throw on the floor oh i love those he loved those yeah but he can't throw them hard enough to make it work and joe was doing this thing where he'd go like spread eagle and like to make it look like he was doing kung fu because billy loves kung fu oh and then billy would kind of go oh i'm like trying to do it i can see him doing it none of them popped Oh, that's so sad.

Joe should have, like, chucked them, like, secretively and act like they're false.

You get air now.

Oh, thank you.

You're doing good.Thank you.You know what?It's too hot to make you sit in here any longer.So we're either going to pass the baton off to Ryland and his family, and here's that option.Here's that option.

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com for full details.to Dutch Brothers, mainly for this one.You know me, I'm annoying and off caffeine, but I have heard that they have since gotten treats.Muffin tops!Well, they've always had muffin tops.Oh, same!

That's the one thing that they did previously offer, but now I guess they actually sell some sort of like snackable bites or food.So I'm excited to see what they have, their seasonal drinks, and just let everyone have a blast.

You know, you guys aren't Blackrock people, but you could get the seasonal from Dutch Bros and the seasonal from Blackrock and have a caffeine -a -thon.What's the competition called?Caffeine War?I don't know what it's called.Caffeine War, yeah, that would be good.

There she is.Dutch Brothers USA.I know it's Dutch Bros, everyone says, but I'm a Dutch Brothers kind of girl myself, so sue me.

We all say, brother.

Come on, brother.

Come on, brother.Well, brother, here's what I think.

Do you know what you want?Absolutely not.

You're in a lower car, and so they may just climb through the window this time.

They might just give you a hug.Oh my gosh.They might be like, we've missed you so much.Morgan said, do you want to sit in the driver's seat?And I said, no, this is so refreshing to have, to not have to, and not against Dutch brothers, just everywhere.You know how much fun I am.

Oh my gosh.I'm going to take a poll.So I was doing a survey of what people white lie about.And people were saying that the only time that they think white lies is acceptable is when you're talking to people in the Dutch pros drive.

Oh my gosh.

Sometimes I will make things up.You'll be like, what are you, are you working today?And I'm like, yeah.And they're like, what do you do?And I'm like, Oh, marketing.

Cause I'm like, I don't know what to say.No.When you go, Oh, YouTube, it starts a whole ordeal.And I just don't want to, when I'm trying to get my coffee, it's not exactly the time I want to explain like the, the nice job that I have.

Good point.Cause it's not like it's a secret, but then there's just so many follow up questions.So you just gotta be like, ah, I work at Best Buy.Do you really come up with things like that?I usually stick in the social media realm.I'll be like, I work in marketing.

I'll be like, I'm a video editor.

I've heard you say that one.Which is true.

She has said that one in front of me.And I'm like, well, it is true.

Let me look at this menu and I'll be back.

Leave in the comments below, do you white lie at Dutch Bros or are you a truther?

Oh, I'm white lying all the way.So is there not, we can't see the menu up there.So Morgan Max zoomed it so we could try to see.

iPhone 17 girls, best upgrade of your life.

Is it not on their app?Their food?

Sausage, egg, and cheese.There's American egg and cheese, chocolate chip muffin, coffee cake, blueberry muffin, banana bread, cookie dough, cookie dough cake pop.And what are their sandwiches?Chorizo wrap, maple waffle, sausage, egg, and cheddar slider, bacon, egg, and cheese, maybe?

They also do water talk now.They call it Dutch 2 -0.

Whoa.

Are you going to try one of those?

I don't know.Here's the problem.Where did my coffee go?the day.

You don't have two coffees?No, my little heart can't take it.Oh, so did you even want to come here?Well, for the vibes.And for the stickers.Two for $5 cake pops.

For the questions, for the interrogations.

That's a $10 party for all of us.For the human interaction.Okay, let's all think of our job that we're going to lie about.

Okay.I'm a zookeeper.

I'm Morgan and I work at Michael's.

I'm an esthetician.

Esthetician.Esthetician.I work in a coffee industry.He's a biathlete.A bilympian.I work at a gargle center.

What about you?I feel like I'm an interior designer.Can you help me with my house?Always.Okay.

I really don't know what to get.They have so much.

Oh gosh.We don't have a car tripod, but look what's going on.Hello.Thank you very much.Of course.Yeah.

Girls the drinks that we got she passed these through the window and I was like Okay, I have a crazy idea Shane I'm going to Cherry Hills Village so I'm closer to Cherry Creek where there's like things that I can eat for lunch and stuff.

I think Castle Pines, you'd be impressed.

Should we go check out the neighborhood?

I think you should.You can't get in because there's a gate.

Well Morgan wants to go to the outlet today because Ralph Lauren, gosh hold on let me just pull over to our usual spot.our spot this is our spot we always this is a real spot i mean this is shane and i's spot every time we got dutch brothers we come right here we he does his fix -ins i like can you hurry up your fix -ins and we do our taste tests for dutch brothers that's so romantic isn't it though well here's what i'm thinking everybody here is so nice the food is good the vibes are good the boys love it you guys are already in our house so we can't look back there so why don't we just for fun go look at something that was

in our budget, see what we could get out here, and then maybe we'll move back.AKA, I just love going to open houses.

I've already looked at the open houses.There's nothing open today.What?There has to be something.I mean, okay, there could be something.

Why don't you guys just move in with me?

Ooh, that's a serious - I do love - The crowd goes silent.I know you've seen Morgan's house watching Morgan's vlogs, but I will have to give you guys like a little tour of how she set it up for us.And she has done every single room in a way has inspired me to wallpaper different rooms of our house.

You should, I can help, I'm a professional now.All right, come on over.Well, okay, even better idea.You can have my house and then I'll move to an apartment somewhere smaller.

Oh, that's a fascinating idea.You're going to Cherry Creek?

I was just asking for Cherry Creek and now you're changing.

But you could have a room at the house, like your room at the house so that whenever you want to come back, it's there.

And she does have the most epic view of Denver.You see the entire mountain range and the sunsets there are incredible.

It's better suited for kids than me.Fine, you can have it.

I got myself a decaf iced latte.Never had one from Dutch Brothers and it's delicious.

Okay, so where do we even start?First of all, this, I feel like I've probably already tried it, but I want to try it again.This is like the iconic golden eagle with extra caramel.

This is what, what?Have you ever seen one before?It looks like a port -a -potty at the bottom.This is like - Really?That's what I'm excited about.

No, it's going to be so good.I'm just saying it's so much caramel.

Those are like triple shots of espresso.

is uh mama vicky's peach refresher this is the misty peach misty peach can i take a sip and pass it back are you afraid of my germs it's for everyone and then what's this that's my uh strawberry colada it's caffeinated and blended wow she said if you need energy get that and then should we do a little food reveal oh i have never seen anything like this

bag before.That is so cute.I guess they got these.You know what?I'm going to add this to my junk journal.Look at that.

that's a good scrapbook background page huh it really is so i'm gonna make a duct or a junk journal with this i don't know i'd say we like take a little sip of the drinks and then dive into the food okay fine that's fine all right yeah then we can wash down with the one we like the best oh i see what you're saying i want to start with the golden eagle i'm just so excited about her oh my god okay where do i even the three tap so what what's got you guys on to castle pines well that's just apparently a really lit area and castle rock has everything you could ever need and more now that is true and they do have more food options in castle rock than they do out here and it's not so It's not as like busy as cherry cream, right?

Oh, you got all that is just a syrup chunk at the bottom He pulled the straw out and it's just a like a bee's chunk of honey.

I mean it's good as fuck I gotta try it from the top.

It is Look at that coming out of the bottom.That is insane.What can we do with the straw?

I'm, pretty sure we had the golden eagle last year after your birthday and then we looked it up and a normal one has 70 grams of sugar.It's crazy Still nothing compared to the crumble sodas.

Did we ever try those?Shane said Sadly, I could drink that whole thing.No lip gloss.Okay, that's good.I looked at it and went.

Oh, oh, oh, no, it's fine.My mom's always worrying I'm so good.Gosh, if you're just looking for a good coffee drink, that's her.

That's what we did.I'm curious aboutDo we go in from the top?How do we do this one?

I don't know.I almost think you should get both.I'm not sure.

Gosh, it's so gorgeous.I should take a video of what it looks like.Okay, first pose for your picture.Wow, it's good.Is it opus on the top?

Good, let me see.I don't know.I think it's strawberry pudding.

Gosh, I think you could add a shot of vodka to that and be ready to go.Wow.Oh my god.Okay.Let me see.

Oh my god.I want second.This is an energy drink I don't know what it is.But wow.Oh my god.Why'd you do that?

Oh, you chose right with that one.That is delish Oh my gosh, it's like a strawberry jelly puree on top.

That looks so yummy Did you get the colada with it?Mm -hmm.You did.Oh, I mean that on a like a hotel pool With a shot of vodka.Okay, I see some of the colada over here That's so good.

Yeah, I didn't get any cherry I mean strawberry.That's worth a trip.That is so good.

Dutchie does know what she's doing.All right, a quick pass around of the peach what yeah, what is this the misty peach a misty peach?And is it an energy drink?

No, it's just sparkling sugar water free.

Oh, it's just sugar.

So it's like a water What's stopping you guys from opening your own dutchies?

We we asked if we literally asked if we could open a franchise in calabasas and we were left on red They read it?

No, they responded.They said we're not looking at that territory quite yet.

But now they're opening one in Thousand Oaks.

Do they think the people of Calabasas don't need coffee?

The people of Calabasas don't eat.

Calabasas coffee house is popping, but everything is like vegan -free, sugar -free, fun -free, gluten -free, every single thing.And it's all gonna make you shit yourself.

I don't know, this water talk one's pretty good.Loving that.

Yeah, I like it too.If you're just driving home from a long day, it's very nice and refreshing.There's no caffeine in it.

No, I think it's like a diet water talk.

And can you taste the peach?I want the straw real quick before you take it away.I haven't had a bad thing yet.

We should steal the recipe for our place and call it nice to pizza.

Nice to pizza.And then my mom's chai.Oh, I don't need to try that one.No, mom can enjoy her chai.Sorry.

Really?You guys don't want chai again?

Okay, I'll take a sip on the way back.

It looks real milky.

They could have added a little like cinnamon on the top or something for some fun Does everyone just want to take a pic and and take a bite this is the chorizo melts Should I cut into her?

Oh, it's like a little dutch crunch wrap.What is chorizo?Is it like fake sausage?Oh, there's a patty in there.Okay, so it's not something that you tear apart.No, you only have five minutes.

Okay Everybody's taking corn in.

Let's see.It looks like a lot of tortilla.

It's good.

You made it look horrible, Beth.

Take a bite, pass it back.It's a lot of tortilla.

We're really just sharing together.Oh, look at that little thing.This looks good.Look at that little thing.This is pretty good.It is?

That's a nice little biscuit.It almost looks like a Chick -fil -A biscuit.

This is incredible.I would eat the whole thing.Oh, gosh.Oh, gosh.

Oh, well, it's a little...Get in it.

Get in it.Get in there.Hurry.Get in there, brother.

Oh, the biscuit.The cheese melted just...This one is 10 out of 10.

That is good.Wait till you try that.We really haven't had a flop yet.

biscuit for the biscuit oh man that's like chick -fil -a and it's not as dry no the chick -fil -a biscuit is far better

dry, and the McDonald's one is far too greasy.This is perfect.

Oh, give it to mom, but that is something I would eat for lunch.I'd find myself grabbing for that.

Is there a package to put that in?It's good.The Chick -fil -A one makes my mouth so dry, I feel like I'm gonna die of dry mouth syndrome.

Now that we know what's out there, that first one, the rating has gone down, down, down.

I'm more of a sausager than a chorizo -er.Wow.

I will have another bite of that one if it's available.

It is.Oh gosh.She's free market.Open for rent.

Mmm.

Oh my god.Uh -oh, part two.Hater my life with this.

The bacon egg and cheese slider.It kind of just looks like a worst.

So it's that without sausage, just like sad bacon.I think I'm okay.Do any of you want that?

No.I'm good.I don't know what it is about all these breakfast places.They cannot get their bacon crispy.It always looks fatty and droopy and sad and it disgusts me.

You know who can?Who?Dad.Dad is baking right this morning.

It took a few tries on the Blackstone.

I'm dragging him.

There's no syrup, but it's good.

No, there's like syrup crunches in there.The syrup's like built in.

Oh, I love it.

Mom's gonna love it.

I like that too.

The syrup like you it crunches into your mouth.I think there's their own back there, right?This one's for you and mom to share.

This really does have little crunches in it.

You don't like it?It's okay.

Gosh, hit up your local Destro's for lunch.What is that?A cake pop?Mm -hmm.I like it, but I'm a sugar addict.Is it a cake pop or cookie pop?

It looks like cookie dough.They could have done a little less chocolate.but I like it.Wow.That's really good.

Let me get into it.

Oh, I think it's really good though.Do you want to finish it?

I mean, it's just straight up cookie dough.

You're about to run out.

Well, success.I guess I have missed Dutch Bros.

Me too.

And I'm looking forward to the one opening in Thousand Oaks, or I'm looking forward to moving into Morgan's house and kicking her out to an apartment.You couldn't even have this far.

I literally keep offering free rent to everybody I know and nobody will take me up on it and I'm like, am I the problem?Does no one want to live with me?Is everybody not telling me something?

Hold on, I have to cut and delete some things.

Okay, now that I have some space on the card, I would say if you haven't tried Dutch Bros food, you get the sausage McMuffin, you get the waffle, and if you're in a dessert mood, you get the cookie dough cake pop, but it is just cookie dough with a little bit of chocolate on top.

And you need one of these suckers.

Well, all the drinks.I mean, Dutch Bros knows what they're doing when it comes to drinks.

I wonder how many calories.