Beat Me, Join My Clan

This is the moment we've all been waiting for if you beat me you join the clan it's time to open it up Let's go. We are doing invite only here the rules The only way to request is you have to be at the bare minimum 10,000 trophies send the request in three two one Send them All right, here's our first five contestants. First five contestants. Wait, I probably should have checked their stats. Hold up. I probably should have checked their stats on me.

Wait, I should have checked their stats. Have to be ultimate champ. Wait, is that real? Oh my god, I thought that was Moe. Wait, I probably should have checked their stats. All right, hold up, hold up, hold up. I probably should have checked their stats. All right, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. I Probably should have checked their stats. Hold it up. Hold up Wait, who did I just accept? I accepted three people. Oh No, I should do one at a time. Wait high score kick all of them. I'm sorry

High score kick all of them. We need to do one at a time. That's on me. That's on me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah You're right. You're right. You're right Cause dude, we need to interview them.

Moss could stay low key.

All right, Moss, you're gonna be our first contestant. Moss, you are our first contestant on Beat Me, Join My Clan. All right, interview, of course, Yadine, what do you think this is? Of course this is an interview. Only, I'm only allowing co-counsel to speak from this point forth high score interview moss High score, you know what question to ask

High score interview moss Moss you are our first contestant Only co-counsel can speak from this point forth moss Moss Only co-counsel can speak from this point forth. Moss! Moss! The rules are simple. Beat me, join the clan. Lose kicked forever. There you go highscore. Moss will you give your life to this clan? Yes, of course. The rules are simple beat me join the clan lose kicked forever. Moss!

Send the battle whenever you're ready. I'm gonna run a couple of different decks because I have a feeling players are gonna try to hard counter me. Moss send the battle. I have no job and no life. Great start. Oh my god, great start. Moss, great start! Do you goon daily?

All right, that was not a part of the question. Moss, send a mega draft. Moss, no, let's do triple draft. Moss, we're doing triple draft. Mega draft takes too long. Moss, triple draft, accept the battle.

Accept the battle! Moss, if you beat me, you're in the clan. If you lose, you are gone forever! And you never return!

Is that understood, Moss?

Triple Draft for all the marbles. Triple Draft for all the marbles. Triple Draft for all the marbles. Triple draft for all the marbles. Everybody lock in, everybody focus, everybody concentrate, let's go. Give me the, give me the earth, earth, the earthquake. Give me the witch.

Moss!

If you win, you're in the clan. If you lose, you're in the clan. If you lose, you're gone forever. Is that understood?

Goblin machine.

Wait, my deck is insane.

Hold on.

Wait, my deck is insane. Chad, my deck is insane. Oh my gosh, my deck is insane. Listen, if you're watching this video on YouTube on the Jinxy live channel tonight, First off, happy Sunday evening. Second, we have five spots. We kicked five members just before this. It was gruesome. The clan was crying, some people were screaming, the chat was mad.

We did a lot. Today is about sharpening the sword and making our clan stronger. We kicked off the five most inactive members who didn't talk We got five new spots. Our first contestant here is Moss We've never met him until he just hit me with the don't Moss don't Okay, I thought he was gonna I thought he was gonna do the hog rider remote Moss is our first contestant of the day. We have ten spectators. It's probably everybody in the clan. I'm using an Elixir Golem deck with Goblin Machine. I think I drafted pretty well. I don't know what his deck is.

I wasn't really paying too much attention. I know he either has Hog Rider, Golem, or Mortar as his win condition because I remember looking at that. The Goblin Machine might trick shot the Furnace. Nice. Yeah, so he went with Hog Rider. That's the safest bet. I'm not surprised by that.

I'm gonna go Goblin Hut to full count of the Hog. We literally just met this guy 30 seconds ago and he's already trying out for the clan. I was one second too late with my Fire Spirit, but it's okay. I'm gonna go Witch the back. I'm gonna go Witch the back. Hold up, hold up. Lock in. I might have to E-Gold him in front of this.

Come on, all in, come on! Moss, how's your defense? You wanna join the clan? Let me see your defense, come on Moss! You wanna join the clan, how's your defense? It's not good enough, Moss! It's not good enough! You're not ready for this! Wait, how did the hog live? Wait, the princess, I mean. How did the princess live on 1 HP? I thought an earthquake would kill a princess. Little

did I know the princess is made out of titanium and she survived. How did the Moss I swear to God if you win because of that bro Wait, I have nothing to kill his Princess I have to sack my tower. I have to sack my tower. I have nothing to kill that. Oh My god, we have a ball game I'm actually losing moss you might be the first recruit to the clan Moss and I like that. He's BMing me. See I want clan members who aren't afraid to stand up to game. I'm actually losing. Moss, you might be the first recruit to the clan. Moss, you...

And I like that he's BMing me. See, I want clan members who aren't afraid to stand up to me. I like that. I kinda don't wanna waste minions, so I'm just gonna go Goblin Hut, because I want my minions to go same lane here.

Wait, look at this push, look at this push.

Hold up.

Wait, the Goblin Machine's gonna go to the tower and then rocket the princess, right? Oh no, that was a bad Goblin Machine, Jesus. We kind of did fine though, it's okay. Earthquake save me, come on! No! No! No! No, no, no, no

Goblin machine save me somebody help

All right, we're still in the game we're still in the game wait that was a pretty aggressive lightning I'm gonna be honest. That was pretty aggressive Wait, can I go sneaky elixir gold in the pocket moss Moss, how's your defense? How's your defense, Moss? Moss, how's your defense, Moss? How is your defense, Moss? Oh god, it's mighty good. It's really good. It's mighty good.

He might have won. I'm not even kidding. Moss might have won. He's gonna go hog rider the bridge right now. No. No, my hut went down too late. I lost. No, no, no, no. Welcome to the clan. First contestant, first opponent, Moss. You won. I don't want to be that guy, but I genuinely think it was a downward spiral after the earthquake did not kill the princess.

I thought the earthquake would kill the princess because it's an earthquake versus a princess. But nothing in Supercell makes any sense. Why does an earthquake not kill a 5'2 princess? That doesn't even make sense. Hey, hey, Clash Royale Supercell. Moss, welcome to the clan.

Moss, welcome to Facebook. Welcome to Facebook. Chat, who saw the movie? Moss, welcome to Facebook. Moss, welcome to Facebook Welcome to Facebook chat who saw the movie Moss welcome to Facebook Moss welcome to the clan Welcome to the greatest clan in the world Moss

Yes, welcome him. Welcome him Welcome to the clan boss Moss welcome to the clan Jinxing if you do triple you should wait for them because then they're gonna snipe your deck. Oh my god that's a great point. Next clan.

Next tryout. Next tryout.

MUS!

Welcome to the clan we have four more spots. Spudder what are your stats? Only a top 6k finish. It not cutting it sputter we need more Nope, not even a ranked finish. We need more. I Need players with good finishes hog rider not even a top 8k finish. Are you kidding me hog rider? Are you what do you think? This is?

This is the greatest clan in the world. You need finishes to join this clan. What are y'all like? We need to interview yes, you guys can interview whoever you'd like bro it's more of an initiation to the clan at this point Alvaro what is Alvaro ace of spades absolutely not mechs Jack I'm not seeing it! Antoine Heart Goblin Giant. Jesus Christ Antoine. Wait this guy captioned it no girlfriend. I think we give him a shot. Yeah give him a shot. He captioned it no girlfriend. Eunice, welcome. The caption is what sold him over. See the thing is, Eunice, do you actually have no girlfriend?

Eunice, Eunice, Eunice, do you actually have no girlfriend? Eunice, I need you to type. I have no girlfriend. Okay, great start. Eunice, I'm loving everything about you right now. Beautiful start.

Eunice, good luck. Our next tryout is Eunice. Our next tryout is Eunice. Our next tryout is Eunice. Let's see what he can do. Royal Eunice. See, my clanmates told me, because it's triple draft,

I should wait to pick any of my cards because that way there's a lesser chance of me getting sniped, you know what I'm saying? I'm gonna go bats Dude this is interesting I could go a couple of different troops here. I Could go a couple of different troops here. I'm gonna go Marcher

I'm gonna make sure that all my picks go after his picks that way Dude, what what up what? Expo it's an Expo era It's an Expo freeze era I Could go furnace or maybe royal recruits. I don't mind my deck.

I don't mind my deck at all. I don't mind my deck at all. I don't mind my deck! Come on! Lock in man! Alright, tryout number two.

Moss already made it in the clan. Tryout number two is royal Eunice. He's a nine years player He's been playing for nine years. He literally captioned it with I have no girlfriend. He's off to a great start, bro He's off to an amazing fantabulous beautiful start Wait Expo was definitely the play. Oh my god Bro, Expo was definitely the play. Oh my god. Bro, X-Bow was definitely the play.

Wait, that's a lock.

X-Bow's on tower! X-Bow's on tower! X-Bow's on tower! Let's go, baby!

Beautiful start, guys. I'm gonna go bats onto the barrel. Dude, that is a literal fantabulous start. We're down 1, though, geez Louise. Alright, Lockean. Tryout number 2, Royal Eunice.

Focus up. I'm going Boulder the back into the Princess. Stay locked in, stay concentrated, we can win this game. I'm just gonna let this pop then, Fire Spirit. That's a 1 for three elixir exchange. What does he realistically have for an X-Bow is the question.

Chat, that's the question. What does he actually have for an X-Bow? Seems like a whole lot of nothing. Seems like a whole lot of nothing. The X-Bow's on tower! The X-Bow's on tower! Let's go! That's good damage! Come on! Eat the baby dragon. We're up a lot. Dude, I have fire spirit for the skeleton barrel, barbarian barrel for the goblin barrel.

I think we're, I think we're chilling. Bro, it is gonna do damage every time, which does suck, but it's okay. The thing is, bro, wait, I feel like I'm up Elixir. I keep getting that nice little one for three

Elixir exchange.

Yay.

All right, I'm just gonna go recruits the bridge because I feel like it's gonna be really hard for him to deal with that. Good, that princess is gone. Bro, those were pretty good recruits, I think. I'm gonna go magic archer to snipe down the baby dragon's gonna be like dead. He can't even really reach the magic archer. Look at the magic archer, look at the magic archer.

Dude, it's just eating the baby dragon alive. Wait, wait, and then he's gonna go mini Pekka on the X-Bow, right? Yeah, and then we go fire spirit. And then maybe bats, come on, get rid of the mini Pekka. Nice, the X-Bow's on tower. Bro, we're doing a really nice job of splitting up damage. Oh no, I have to go marcher.

No, the princess, no! Dude, I might have lost, guys. I have to get an X-Bow lock or the game is over. I have to get an X-Bow lock or the game is over. I'm not gonna lie. This is my last chance at greatness. Boys? Oh my God, the X-Bow. The X-Bow.

Boys, the X-Bow. Boys, the X-Bow. The X-Bow. The X-Bow.

OH MY GOD!

OH MY GOD IT'S CINEMA!

OH MY GOD IT'S CINEMA!

Wait, can I get a freeze down on the mini pack? Wait, hold up, freeze, freeze! I got the baby dragon, that was the nicest freeze of my life. Expo's on tower. Oh my god, that freeze was so nasty, come on! Expo, expo, expo, expo, expo, expo.

That was such a good freeze. Chat, was that not one of the most beautiful things you've ever seen in your entire life? Wait! laugh wait chat hold on hear me out the magic archer is about to wait I'm overthinking just defend all out defense all out defense chat I'm overthinking I think we go print our Expo again the bowler lined up we could just cycle freeze the bowler lined up wait recycling freeze isn't enough Yeah

Let's go the magic archer at the buzzer

Royal Eunice Unfortunately you lost which means you are gone forever before we kick him. Do you have any final words? Royal Eunice any final words Later nerds, did he actually just type later nerds? Get the hammers going. High score!

Remove him from the clan. Get the hammers going. Royal Eunice, you didn't beat me. You had to beat me to win. Who is our next opponent? Chat, who is our next opponent? Chat, who is our next opponent? We got four spots. Four spots! Who wants to join? Cubesin, you're rejected bro. You got it bro. I'm telling you, you have to be a ultimate champ whoa top 2,000 in the world I like this top Cordy your top

3,000 in the world Cordy your top 3,000 in the world interview him yo yo clan members interview him beat Jinxie to join if you lose your kick. Cordy, do you understand the terms?

Cordy, do you understand the terms?

Jinxie forced them to make all eight of their picks first. Nah, I don't care, I don't care. I have aura, bro, it doesn't matter. Cordy, you understand the rules? He said, yes, sir. Cordy, best of luck to you. Cordy, you win the game, you make it understand the rules. He said yes, sir Cordy best of luck to you Cordy you win the game You make it to the clan

Wait, somebody said Cordy. What is your deck? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, who's asking Cordy how often he goes Not mega draft Cordy! Welcome, welcome to the clan trials. Cordy! You have to fight for a spot in this clan! Is that understood, Cordy?

Do we go Wizard, E-Wizard? Wizard, E-Wizard, or Phoenix?

I think E-Wiz. I think E-Wiz is my jam. I think E-Wiz is my jam. I'll go Bandit as well.

Wait, chat, hold up, my deck looks kind of naughty. Wait, my deck, ooh, okay, okay, let me think. Do I want a Mort a balloon or a drill? Bro if he has an X bow a balloon could be pretty nice I'll take the minions as well. Bro. My deck feels good though All right, our win condition is gonna be balloon snowball, let's see what we can do. Come on, Lock In Jack, come on!

Balloon snowball poison. Cordy, you've been playing for nine years, you're top 3,000 in the world. I expect the best and nothing but the best from you. What do you got?

Wait, that's gonna hit the tower. That's gonna hit the tower if it goes unanswered. What do you got? Wait, that's gonna hit the tower. That's gonna hit the tower if it goes unanswered. He's not even gonna answer it. BANG! All right, we're just gonna let the Ice Wizard go. We're gonna take the death damage. I'm gonna go Goblin Hut at the middle left corner. That way the Golem gets dragged.

Chat, I feel like the Goblin Hut is gonna be absolutely amazing for us. Guys, we're off to a really good start. Guys, we're off to a really good start.

We're off to a really good start. Come on! That was beautiful defense! Look at the counterpunch! Look at the counterpunch!

Wait for the ice whiz. Snowball the tesla. Wait, that balloon's gonna get death damage on the tower, I think, right? I think? Nah, it's not on tower. Bro, I could've defen- oh no, I did it, did it, did it, nice!

We have a slightly qwerty good luck, bro. Win this game, you're in the clan. Lose, you're banned and kicked forever, bro. You're a failure for the rest of your life. You have to win this. Well, you're not, okay, I'm sorry.

You're not a failure for the rest of your life, If you want to be in the clan bro, this is the most jobless unemployed Zero girlfriend clan in the entire world bro. There's nothing more unemployed than us Dude I think get poisoning the witch wouldn't be that bad. I have a feeling if I do this is gonna golem the bridge though Like I have a strong feeling he's gonna golem the bridge. Dude, I don't know what to do. I think I should just try to spell cycle and then perfect defend. Bro, the bandit missed the dash.

Oh no, that's not good. I'm gonna go goblin hut now so I can maybe cycle back to another one. That's really not good though guys I'm gonna go poison just to get this guaranteed tower damage Bro, I might have to snowball the witch this isn't good Wait the witch lived on 1 HB. Are we serious bro?

Wait, where's the golem going? The golem has a mind of his own! What is that? Bro, tell me why the golem just... I lost. Oh my god!

He just completely ignored... Bro. Cordy, you won the game.

I'm a man of my word.

Fair and square, Cordy! Welcome to Facebook. We have three more spots! Cordy, you won the game. I'm a man of my word. Fair and square, Cordy! Welcome to Facebook.

We have three more spots!

Cordy, welcome to the clan. Courtney, if you have a job, quit it now. If you have a girlfriend, break up with her now. If you go to school, drop out now. You're a member of the Jinx-yverse now, bro.

Welcome, how many spots do we have left? Three spots left.

Three spots left. Three spots left. Three spots left! Slow, how do you want me to 1v1 Turk if I can't get him in the clan? If one of you guys can get him in the clan, I'll give him a shot. Three spots left. We need to check their recent clan history and make sure they weren't in the anti-jinx

universe. Great idea, Rylan. Do y'all's detective work, bro. Wait, bro. Wait, Mini, wait, I do remember Mini.

Yeah!

Ha ha! Yeah!

Mini, it's time. It's time, it's time. Chat, so here's the lore of this guy. Turk, we got you, bro, it's time. Chat, so here's the lore of this guy. Turk, we got you bro, we got you. Here is the lore of Mini, except the triple drop by the way.

Here is the lore. This guy is top 200 in the world on his main. He won a tournament recently to get into the clan, but he was tied first place. So he had to 1v1 the last guy for his spot and he lost. Can't see battle resending.

Chat, this guy is probably the best player I've played yet. This is our number one prospect, Miniturk. He's top 200 in the world in ladder on his main account. About two months ago, he played a tournament to get in the clan, he tied for first place and then did a friendly battle to see who gets the spot and he lost He lost to Bob. He's our number one prospect. I'm probably gonna lose to this guy's top two under the war. This is our number one prospect

Turk let me see what you got I'm gonna go executioner Boulder. I feel like nothing gets through with executioner boulder. And then I'm also gonna go maybe mini pa- no, maybe, yeah maybe mini pekka. I'm gonna go ice wiz. I'm gonna go minions minions minions Minor Wait, I know key have a graveyard deck here Chad I low key have a graveyard deck and a half look at this graveyard deck

All right, mini Good luck. This is our number one prospect. He's top 200 in the world in ladder on his main account. This guy's a beast, bro So I should have went ice golem instead of minor, but I did not know they were gonna blast me with a graveyard. It's a good start, that's gonna be a lot of damage if he doesn't have anything. Okay we can eat the phoenix, wait the minion, the minion, the minion, the minion, the minion, the minion, the minion! I'm just gonna go Eggsy.

I'm gonna wait for the Goblin Giant to lock the Eggsy, then we go Mini Pekka, perfect! Oh no, that was such a nice lightning by him. Bro chat, that was a really good lightning by Mini. All right, we got a close game here. So far, we've done three battles. One of them lost, two of them won.

We have three spots remaining We're battling it out against our number one prospect miniturk. This guy's really good I'm just gonna snowball the tower fix my cycle Wait he might go Phoenix and then maybe I could poison all this Even better even better come on. That's a good poison, come on! Chat, that was a really nice poison. Okay, spear goblin's gonna get one shot, I feel like he's gonna go goblin giant the back

right now. No, he did goblin giant the front? I have to go mini P.E.K.K.A. on top of this. And then maybe minions, come on, just clean up the Goblin Giant. Nice! Honestly! Bro, wait, could I get a miner?

Give me the miner, give me the miner, give me the miner. Nah, I can't get it down in time. Dude, hear me out, chat. This might be absolutely cray cray.

Nah, I can't.

I'm gonna go Eggsy other lane and then miner the front of the tower. Chat, I feel like this is gonna be really good. Dude, I'm gonna have to find a way to get a graveyard down though, guys. That's the thing. I think he's gonna go Goblin Giant. I'm gonna graveyard. Nice, there's the Goblin Giant. Okay, I'm just gonna go Mini P.E.K.K.A.

And then Minions. He's gonna go Fish to pull it. Nice. He can only Zap. It's not gonna be enough. Guys, this is actually not a bad spot for me. We Graveyard! This might be game! This might be game Dude my deck is so weird. It's graveyard miner poison. It's like the weirdest deck in the world. It's kind of working though That's a lot of damage Okay, just D up D up I

Think I wait for this to maybe pop in and snow Wait minor to tank for the eggsy. Come on. Yes Oh, no, see that's not good guys, that's not good. That's not good No, why did the minor go to the tower or the fish? Bro, why did the fish go to the tower? I'm actually so confused

No, I might have choked. Turk might have clutched. I have to get a graveyard, minions. Mini Pekka! Mini Pekka! OH MY GOD! Oh my god! Oh my god! I actually feel so bad. Bro, I kind of want to invite him anyways. That was the most heartbreaking loss I've ever seen. I think we let the clan decide. That was the most heartbreaking loss ever. I actually feel bad. No, he's been he's been kicked three times

Clan Thumbs up if you want Turk in the clan, hammer if you want him out. It was just such a heartbreaking defeat, I don't know. Wait, wait, wait, it's a lot of thumbs up, hold up! It's a lot of thumbs up for Turk! Bro, he's just been kicked so many times, I feel bad though.

Turk, you can stay in on your mini account until your main gets unbanned. Wow, this is wholesome. Top 5 Clash Royale respect moments. Top 5- This is why we clash. Top 5 Clash Royale respect moments. Turk, welcome to the clan.

Chat, we have two more spots.

Two- Jinxie, I just divorced my wife to the clan Chat we have two more spots

Jinxy I just divorced my wife for the clan mini. That's what I want to hear Mini, that is what I want to hear. Let's go

Mini welcome. I just feel bad bro. The mini pack actually got a hit

Two spots left two spots left. Let's open the clan up two spots left. Let's open the clan up. Two spots left! Let's open it up! Holy requests. He's top 200? Sin.

Sin is top 200. I'll get my mana, I promise. Alright, Bat Turk. Sin is top... Chat. We have a new number one prospect.

Boys, he's top 200 in the world, boys. Sin, are you ready to fight for your life to be a member of this clan? Sin, wait, why are y'all laughing? Boosted account. Wait, his account got boosted?

His account doesn't make any sense.

Pushed?

Kyrie, what do you mean pushed? It's a pushed account?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa. Look at his past PP, he has no achievements, Jinxin. Whoa. Look at his past PP, he has no achievements, Jinx.

Wait, his account? Wait, what do you mean? Somebody played on his account? Are you guys saying someone played on his account?

Ha ha ha ha.

What's your main? Yeah, what's your main? If it's your alt account, what's your main if it's your alt account what's your main Sin if it's a alt account, what's your main? He's hesitating why is he hesitating somebody played on his account Why request with an alt we you need a full timer? Exactly what highscore just said. And why wouldn't you request on your main?

God, that's a great point. God, that's a great point. God that's a great point. 612. Kick him. I want him out. KICK HIM OUT OF THE CLAN. THERE'S NO IMPOSTERS ALLOWED. WE HAVE A ZERO IMPOSTER POLICY. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? Get him gone! Get him gone!

You're not gonna cross your hand at all!

Main is banned, that's awfully convenient, bro. Chat, is main is banned? That is awfully convenient. Wait. He was in the anti-jinx- Kick him out. He was in the anti-jinx, kick him out. He was in the anti-jinx-yverse, who does bro think he is?

Get him out. Who's next? Who is our next opponent? Who was our next, who was our next opponent?

Orion. Top 900, get him in. Who is our next opponent?

Orion. Top 900, get him in. Orion, top 900, get him in. I can't believe somebody boosted that guy. We have two spots remaining. Orion, join up. Top 900 in the world?

Orion, this is the type of passion I like to see. What is your girlfriend's mom name? Great question. We need to start asking these guys if they have girlfriends or not. Cause I'm not doing this.

You need to be single to be a part of this team. No job, no girlfriend, no life. Just clash.

Is that understood? Yo, if you're in the tick-tock live click the like button we are literally so close to 1 million like spam it up I love Y'all lone wolf. Oh Ryan. That's what I'd love to hear. Oh Ryan three questions All right. I'm gonna ask you I need to start asking these guys cuz I know I'm not being taken serious one Orion Do you? I need to start asking these guys because I know I'm not being taken serious one Orion

Do you?

Have a job To do you have a girlfriend? Orion reply, what is your reply? Oh Ryan. Let's go. You're on the clock. You got 10 seconds

Orion you're on the clock

No, no, get him in get him in. Let's go get him in get him in. Yep. Start cheering. Yes start cheering

Our boyfriends allowed I'll allow it. I'll allow it Cuz here's the thing bro your boyfriend is not gonna get on you about playing clash He might get on you in the bed, and that's totally fine to each his own whatever floats your boat The problem is if you have a girlfriend nine times out of ten. She's gonna go Oh, why are you on clash? Why are you playing clash? Give me attention, take me to dinner. Absolutely not! I'm pushing medals. I'm tilted. I gotta get my medals back. We'll go to dinner when I'm an ultimate champion. That's the mindset I need in my clan.

And this is what I'm saying, bro. That's the mindset I want. Oh, I need to draft cards, okay.

I have to draft cards, okay.

I got lost in the moment there. But what I'm saying is, that's the mindset we need from everybody in here, bro. Wait, piggies could be the play. That's the mindset we need from everybody in here, bro. I'm so tired of people who come in here and they expect the world.

Listen, nine times out of 10. Now I will say this, 10% of girlfriends are going to be really cool. There's probably 10% of the girlfriends out there that play clash with you. Shout out to you keep slaying Queen. We love you Here's the problem 90% of y'all's girlfriends are holding you back from pushing in clash. You know it. I know it even she knows it You need to break up with your girlfriend

If you want to push ultimate champion, you need to break up with your girlfriend if you want to push 10,000 trophies. These aren't options. These are requirements! That's what needs to be done! Wait, what a piggies for me. What an earthquake for me.

Hold up, this guy's in trouble. Prince, prince! Go to the tower. Prince, go to the- how did the firecracker just fade away? THE PRINCE! Oh my god. Alright, lock in.

Orion, let's see if you have what it takes to get in the clan. We have two spots left. Only two spots remain. Orion, let me see if you have what it takes to get in the clan, bro. I gotta see if you have what it takes. God, this coffee is hitting right now. How did that Did y'all see what just happened to my dark goblin My girlfriend just broke up with me get me in the clan brother, man

First off sorry to hear let's get real. Yo, bro. Sorry to hear about that

I'll give you a clan tryout right after this game to the guy that type that in the tick-tock chat Make sure you are at least 10k trophies and request

Wait can the piggies go in front of the Prince I'll be the happiest man in the world

Wait, this is a really good start

Baby dragon, could you splash the cannon cart nice and Activate King nice nice. Okay. This is actually a really close game. Orion. You know the rules bro win the game get in the clan

Orion you know the rules bro win the game get in the clan lose you're out I'm going piggies. Can I get a really nice- that was such a nice fireball by him. Oh my god. I'm in so much trouble. Bro, that was such a nice fireball by him. I think I just lost. Dude, I think I just lost. I'm not even trolling. No!

Orion, you might be in the clan. I lowkey forgot this guy even had fireball. Wow. Orion, you might be in the clan, which means we only have one spot left. Dude, I lowkey forgot he even had- Wow! GG. Um, unless the prince can pull an absolute miracle out of his butt. Orion. Welcome to the clan. Orion, welcome to the clan. One spot remains. Clan, cheer him on. Orion, welcome to the clan. That was such a nice fireball. Welcome to Facebook.

One spot left. One spot remains. SNL. I'm not liking the stats. I'm not liking the stats. I'm not liking the stats, guys. Bro, so many people are requesting it's getting bugged. Travers top 3,000. Travers, you're up. Travers, you're up. Where's he at?

Trav, you're up! Travers, question number one. I got it. Yeah, clan, I'll take it from here. Trav, number one, what is your employment status? Two, do you have a girlfriend?

Don't lie on the Bible.

Do you have a girlfriend or a job? Trav respond. Trav respond. Do you have a girlfriend or job? Finish school.

Great start.

Trav, does that mean you are about to get a job? Because Trav, if you get a job, that's concerning. Trav, what is girlfriend? Oh, oh my God. I love this guy already. What is girlfriend?

Trav, you kind of dodged the job question though. Trav. Do you have a job? No job. Send it. Trav, send it.

Yeah, I, I, I, guys, I blurred out the word job. Don't worry. I blurred out the word for the trigger warning. I blurred out the word job for trigger warning. Trav, accept the battle. Trav, are you willing to sacrifice everything you love for this clan? See, that's

what I like to see. Also, Trav said, what's a girlfriend? Like, that's amazing. We're in a great spot. All right. What is the most versatile spell between lightning, freeze, It's gotta be lightning. I think world delivery is the best card in the game. Hot take!

Hot hot hot take!

Wait chat my deck kind of looks insane. Wait, wait, wait, chat, my deck kind of looks insane.

This could be our last pickup of the YouTube video if Trav wins this battle.

His clan spot is on the line.

His clan spot is on the line. Trav, if you win this game, you're in the clan. Good luck. Yo, if you're in the TikTok live spam, the like button, we're almost at 2 million likes. Dude I love hog bats. It's such a good push because the- He's nervous. The lights were too bright. The lights were too bright. Oh

No

He missed that that crucial to King tower activation. The lights might be too bright for Trav. This is the last spot guys This is literally the last spot Wait hear me out. Oh my god. Look at the magic archer. I'm so clutch. Oh, oh, oh, that's so much damage. Oh my god For the magic archers did like 600 damage Dude, we might have another Clan tryout chat. We might have another spot. Yo, hi guys. Can you mute the tick-tock chat? Because yeah, please Please

Dude I know he has tornado now, so I kind of want to be safe Spam the like button if you're ticked off live we're almost at 2 million likes We have one spot left on these clan truck. Wait, can I get a tower trade? Bro, the thing is if he tornadoes... That's- oh my god. He messed again. He missed again. Wait, and now the magic archer is going to absolutely cook. I have broad delivery ready because I have a feeling he's gonna try to- yep, there it is. I had a strong feeling he was gonna try to put something like on top of the

All right, that should be defended quite nicely the goal the bat is the bats are gonna die to the golem explosion though

It's fine that one spear goblin is getting so much value chat. I'm gonna be honest, bro The lights were too bright for Trav. He missed two crucial King Tower activations. He'd probably be winning two if he didn't miss, I'm not even kidding. Chad, hear me out. If I go Hulk, he's gonna go Goblin Cage and then look at the lightning value. Chad, he's gonna go Goblin Cage,

but look at the lightning value. Oh no, he didn't, smart man. Look at the magic archer, look at the magic archer, the magic archer, the magic archer! Bro the magic archer is such an underrated card. He has a chance to win, nah I don't think so, he might be cooked. Wait the magic archer again, look at the magic archer lineups from me bro! Oh no I missed. Oh my god

Wait, that might actually cost me Dude I missed wait, can he get tower? I don't know if he has a spell Dude, he doesn't have a spell big enough Trav lost Trav you just missed the crucial King Tower activations, man. He missed two crucial tornadoes, which means we still have one spot remaining. I'm gonna use the restroom really quickly. Clan, start spamming the hammers.

Start spamming- yep, they already know. They already know. They already know. GET HIM OUT! We have one spot. Jinx, you rather silver ticket, did you see? Yes, bro, I did. I'm excited.

One more spot. Nemo tryout. You actually want to give Nemo one more chance? You actually want to give Nemo one more chance? Tonight, Gotham's relying on one man. Invite Nemo. Invite Nemo. We'll settle this in blood. Nemo. Nemo. This is your only chance to ever get back in the clan. Nemo. This is your only chance to ever

get back in the clan. Invite him. Let's go. It's Anakin Skywalker versus Obi-Wan. Nemo, You win this game, you're back in the clan.

Nemo! SILENCE!

Nemo, silence! Nemo, silence! Chat, silence! Nemo! Nemo!

Why did you betray us?

Where is the tattoo? Yo, bro, tell me how to get the tattoo when I'll get it. How do you want me to get the tattoo? Nemo, I'm requesting an official apology. Nemo, I want an official apology for not getting the tattoo. I'm requesting an official apology.

I'm requesting an official apology Nemo I want an official apology for leaving the clan or you're out of here Nemo I need an official apology for joining the anti Jinx-yverse where's the apology?

Nemo where is the apology for joining the anti-jinx-yverse?

Nemo needs an apology for getting kicked I'm not apologizing for SHIT! EXCEPT THE BATTLE! I'm not apologizing for SHIT! I will put an end to this guy, right here, right now. Nemo, you joined the Anti-Jinx-yverse? This is what you get.

It was said that you were to destroy the Sith, not join them.

Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness. Anakin Skywalker versus Obi-Wan Kenobi. Nemo, right after I win this game, I'm sending you right back to the anti-jinx-yverse where you belong. Where you belong, you belong Nemo

Nemo right after I win this game I'm sending you right back to the Anti-Jinx-iverse, where you belong! World's Literary is the best card in the game. Anakin Skywalker versus Obi--wan Kenobi let's do this I have failed you Anakin I have failed you I should have went which I have failed you Anakin. I must destroy what I created. I must destroy what I created. I have to destroy what I created. It's time. I've been waiting for this moment for months. I've been waiting for this exact I

Feel like I don't have a win condition though, man, it's fine He has a lightning, he has a lightning! It's okay, he's probably gonna go piggies. It's fine, that's a dead hut, he's probably gonna go piggies. He's gonna go split piggies. I could go mega minion one side and then delivery the other

God this is gonna be cinema pro lightning counters my whole deck though. It counters the furnace the witch and then I Wait, the fire spirits are chipping!

The fire spirits! The fire spirits! He missed!

Yes, he missed!

Lights were too bright, furnace is still alive. Oh my god. Nemo don't choke, buddy. There's a chance he lightenings this furnace. If he doesn't I'm just gonna go witch. God this is gonna be a close game.

Yep.

I should have witched the back. That was a sell. I think I have to fireball this just to chip. God of course this is a cinema battle. I'm The lightning is just frying me, man. That was good timing. I just got the worst timing of my life Cinema to cinema battle. I have no words bro. Jump. Yes. Wait, hold. Anakin. Anakin.

Anakin. Anakin.

Anakin. Anakin. Anakin. Anakin. Anakin. Anakin. They didn't give me a win condition, I don't know. Spy! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Someone was on his account! SOMEONE WAS ON HIS ACCOUNT! He's a spy for the anti-jinx-y-verse. But Nemo, how am I ever gonna trust you if you joined the Anti-Jinx-yverse?

Nemo, how am I ever gonna trust you if you joined the Anti-Jinx-yverse? That's the thing, bro. How am I ever gonna trust you?

Nemo, how am I ever gonna trust you if you joined the Anti-Jinx universe? That's what I don't understand, bro. How do we ever trust you? Nemo, how are we ever supposed to trust you? He left. Holy Aura. No, that was Axe of Aura. No that was Axe of Aura. Holy Aura.

Holy Aura.

I'm so wet. Wait that means we have another spot. That means we have one more spot. Yeah, that was, I'm not gonna lie, chat. We have one more spot. Dina's been begging for Jonah to try out.

Invite him.

Yeah, I'm going to be honest. That was the most aura I've ever felt. Get the tattoo again. Guys, I need to get a tattoo that says, this is why we clash. Can you tell me where I can find that? My girlfriend is a femme boy? Wait, what?

Jonah, welcome to the... He has a top 17 finish. Jonah, you're new number one prospect. Jinxy Jonah used to be in here and he left for CRL. Jonah, join up. Jonah, do you have a girlfriend?

This is our last spot. This is our last spot. Lock in chat. Focus up chat.

Focus up chat. Focus up. FOCUS UP CHAT! Focus up.

Focus up, chat! Focus up. Focus up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, he was in the anti-jinx-y verse? Wait, what?

Chat, he was in the anti jinx evers I

Need an explanation Jump yes Jump? Yes! Good damage, come on. Why are y'all so slow?! Why are y'all so slow?! Why are y'all so slow?! Why are y'all so slow?! Why are y'all so slow?! Why are y'all so slow?!

Why are y'all so slow?! Good damage, come on. Why are y'all saying this guy was in the anti-Jinx versus this impostor? We got a close game on our hands. We got a close game on our hands. Lock in. Lock in. Please tell me he has like a mega knight or something stupid. I'll be so suited to the middle of the- aw that's not fair.

Wait the recruits, look at the recruits! Bro, oh my god, look at the damage. Oh my damage

Holy damage look at the right look at the right Bro, I'm about to be the guy with like a top seven ladder finish Or 17 whatever it was That's good now he can't arrows the princess. That's really good.

Dude, this is a close game. Boys, I'm kinda feeling some royal recruits. Yes Where that's tower down Now we've all defended Oh, that's tower down Oh My god the fire spirit died to the skeleton barrel barrel death death damage. Oh My god Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Jonah? Jonah?

Bro, Jonah was in the anti-jinx-y-verse?