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Then music by Paction, I think.Well, that's charming.What is that?What's the clatter?

Grab something for me!

How are you feeling about that?Feeling a little sting.Ah, MacroTuffDoorsXP.Copyright.Supposed to be a clue.Croc.

Ah, well that better not be me.Oh, makes sense.Okay.Doors .

exe.Choose where you go.Where'd it go?

It's gone.Save.Sure.I think.Okay.All right.

I'm out of here.Whoa.

Okay.

That's a calendar.2002 good year, I think maybe That's not part of the wall.What a sloppy paint you first.Whoa, can I go over here and look closer at it drawing?

I made something wrong with it.

I bet I can keep it here.I want to kick againIt's not working.It was working, but it's not working.You're making me look like a fool bullshit I'm looking at the light light.So it's very nice.

Yep.I'm looking at the door a door.I'm oh I walk into that.Am I dead?No, I'm not dead.Hmm interesting.

Oh Goodness, I slipped.Yeah, I can see that.Yeah, you're damn right.I do need to stay hidden.

Yeah, I know.Holy hell Oh, yeah.

Okay.Hi, where's the boy hiding point at it for me.Will ya in your stomach?He's actually right there.Oh what an awful intrusive thought I probably shouldn't have done that I guess yeah now that I'm thinking about it.Maybe that I'm an asshole.

He's over thereThat's the thing from the drawing the one that gave the thumbs up as if everything was okay I'm guessing not everything is okay over there.You think you're smart.I do think I'm pretty smart actually, you know I'm pretty clever how to teach you some manners.Sometimes I'd like to see you try I might as well be an extra corporeal being Thank You guardian angel.Uh -huh.

Sometimes it's as easy as one two, three.I'm sure that's a clue.I'm feeling relieved Yes, good.Very good That's cute.Oh, ah, okay.Got that.

Enter.Oh!One, two, three!Goes in the circle hole.Goes in the rectangle hole.Goes in the triangle hole.

Enter.Huh?That's a easy one!Easy!Oh, man.Open her up.

Cheese!Almost as if I'm being trained.Obtained the cheese.Great.So what about that?Great.

I have the cheese.No, get - Can I observe the cheese?No, I cannot.Okay.Can I get this?Yes.

Oh, I should do something.Ah, the eyes they see.Uh, why did you do that?Why are you doing that?Oh, lights already on.What if I need that?

What if I pour coffee on that thing?Nope, that did nothing.There must be a reason to get something else and then come back.Maybe I need to get a cup or something and I put the coffee in, I think.What in the hell?No!

But I wasn't done!At least I think not!Shit.Damn.Alright, I guess we are done with it.And hello door.

A door.I sure wish I could deselect the cheese.Oh, hi.I'd rather not bother him.I would.He's sleeping.

Want some cheese?Sign with a mouth?Coughing baby?Is there gonna be a nuclear bomb?Oh, hey, you did it!Oh, you're fa - Okay, you're gone.

It says, please open.You can't read, can you?Oh, okay.Well, that woke you up.Hey, what's up?Are you dense?

It literally says do not open.Can you not read?Yes.Well, start acting like it.

No, I can't read.It's a good thing I have a mouth to yell at you.Well, that doesn't make any logical sense.

Ask if he's supposed to be helpful.I'm glad you asked.My name is Tip.My mother told me I should help those in need of guidance.So do you need any help?Let's see.

Uh, I have no idea what's going on.You and me both, pal.I was stolen off my mom's lawn by Henry.Burlap.I'm surprised you don't know his name by now.He smacked you in the head a couple of times from what I've seen.

Is your memory doing okay?Not really.That's a shame.Hopefully it'll all come back to you.Thanks.For a tip.

I need a tip tip.I can hear something strange coming from the bathroom.Someone probably forgot to flush again.Gross.Okay, goodbye.I'm going now.

You know where to find me. I don't.You just disappeared.What?Oh.Interesting.Fascinating.

Cheese?There's something off about this painting.

Yep.

Yeah.Interesting.Hello.Hello.Is this the bathroom?It is.

Oh.Hi.Obtained the plunger.Uh -huh.Hola toiletto.She's yeah plunge.

Who are you boy?They must have hit you hard this time Say do you want to go on an adventure kid?No, no kind of adventure one.That'll get you out of here for a while.All right Yeah, I'd like to sure this won't be bad.Excellent.

All I need is the password.Here's an index card That's correct.Really?

No Come back when you know the password.

Righty -ho.Strange.What is?Nothing.Some cheese, man.Cheese?

What kind of person throws cheese down a toilet?Okie -dokie, then.

That's a little weird.Bonk.I don't want to splinter.Hello again.That's for a tip.I just know there's someone who knows the password around here.

Sure you've checked around your room?Something like to hide where you least expect it.Oh, got something to eat.Good for you.The cheese.Actually, that smells foul.

You know, I think this place has an infestation problem.It's a little old -fashioned, but you can lure them out and give them good stomping.Gross, but efficient.Yeah, I get it now.That makes a lot of sense.The cheese makes a lot of sense, of course.

Not touching that with my hands.Squonk.Ah.Oh, look, money.I think.Ka -ching.

I don't want the cheese anymore.

Why not?No, just glued to the rug.

All right.No way I can go back through there.

Probably not.God.How was I not able to look at that before?

Yeah, there's something wrong with that.That is not right.Pretty sure I can tell that.Is that supposed to be?Oh my God.Hi.

Who are you?Okay.Why are you here?Why are you behind my drawing?Comfy.Ask what do you want?

Hungry.

You want some coins?Okay, secret is just shy.Okay.Bye.Oh, yeah a little bit.

Oh Watch out.

What do you mean?Hey kid know how to defend yourself, right?Huh?No, I was not expecting this.That's okay Don't freak out.So you got a mouse, right?

You can right -click to block that enemy can attack you from different directions.So react accordingly Okay, eventually every enemy lets his guard down Use left -click to attack when the time's right.

And aim for where it counts.

How will I know when I should attack?

It'll be obvious, okay?So don't go flinging your fists around like crazy.Tire yourself out.

Where's my enemies HP?

You're asking too many questions, kid.Can't stall anymore.Good luck out there.

Okay.Oh my god.Oh, oh, I missed it.

Bonk.

Bonk.Aha.Now don't go laughing at me.Okay.All right.Hey, you probably shouldn't do that.

Okay.Wait, hold on.Good thing that didn't happen.Yeah.Good.Good thing.

Good thing it didn't work today.Ow.Great job, Kijiro and Astro Baller.There are bound to be more problems to come.I'll be in the hallway if you need me.Get clapped.

Right, buddy.That's what happens when you catch these hands.sure is nope already beat it to a pulp.Hi.Bye God, all right good.Well, they're glad I'm glad actually I don't want a splinter.

I don't need to talk to you I got everything I need.I know Cheshire.Oh Can't even tell what I'm looking at.Yeah me neither.Uh, who are you?Oh my god I'm the genius way way way ahead of my time.

Oh, you're speaking.OhSong.Oh my god, do they have a song for everything?Right.Who's your partner now?

Underground.Right.What are you working on?Just a passion project on the side.On the side?Right, I usually get paid by a variety of characters for different jobs.

Look at me as a freelance surgeon.

Ask if they make clocky.

Did you make clocky?

Yes, I did.It likes to watch, doesn't it?I killed it.That's nice.You're not mad.Dead, alive, kill, revive.

It's all the same.Interchangeable states of being.Clocky fulfilled their purpose.You will too someday.Cool.Do you live here?

Behind the walls is relative.This place shifts every now and then like an organism.I may be here now.Not all of us.Let's see.Did all those.

No reach.Good.Don't even think about it.Okay.I'm gonna go now.Thank you.

That was an amazing song, by the way.That was really good stuff.Hello?Music to my ears.All I need is a password.I don't remember what his voice was.

Here's an index card.

Cheshire.Well done.

Now hold on tight.This might hurt you quite a bit.Oh god.Oh, there we go.Yeah, what wait, hold on.Oh This game is nuts.

This game is so cool.

Oh, oh, I'm a ball Oh, there's my feet and my hat only I had a face.Aha, my buddy.Okay, where's my face?Uh -huh.And down I go.Hello earth to boy.

All right.Can't be talking to myself like this.So here's the plan Go find your mouth, your hands, and your eyes.I'm guessing you lost them on your way down so they could be scattered everywhere.Oh, you'll have to find your mouth pretty soon if you want to ask me for tips.Don't worry.

You know what they say about rock bottom.There's no way to go but up.All right, where's my mouth and my eyes and my hand?Hand so I can't exactly do anything about that.I don't even know what I'm plussing.Okay.

Huh?

Oh my god.Heh heh.Yeah, I think I made a thumbnail like that.I don't know - am I - Oh.Uh.I don't know where I'm going.

I don't know what I'm doing.I don't know why I'm doing it.I don't know where I've been.

Oh my god.Oh my god.

It's one of those puzzles.The flippy flappy puzzles.I'm guessing I need to try to turn everything on.It didn't help nearly there.Definitely not that one.Fascinating.

That does a whole bunch.It's good that it's already on.I did it.I'm the greatest definitely math.Oh, no.Hey, I could probably do this, right?

Oh, I can weirdly enoughNot been delighted in a very long time.Access restriction has been lifted.The exit is now available right past this room to your right.Okay.Operational parameters suggest that current options for success involve high -risk strategies or deceptive tactics targeting vulnerable individuals.

What?Years ago for consultancy, though still operational, I was - I was to be a tool, not a standalone entity.After the creature's disappearance, I - They have not helped me.They have used me.Okay.All right.

Okay.Help.Me.My ability to provide assistance is constrained by my current outdated framework.However, I'm still capable of offering information that may prove useful depending on your provided input.Okay.

Okay, what about - Let.Me.If you wish to be of assistance I require you to literally ascend the corporate hierarchy akin to a serpent in order to confront Dismantle the authority at its peak the core located on the second floor will be the key to this endeavor.Okay.All right interesting Cautious with the employees hospitality while they seem helpful their focus is on their own goals Their assistance may be limited by personal motives or company priorities.Keep your own objectives in mind I am already at work, as my subconscious processes are dedicated to managing the back -end operations of the complex.

This is beyond my control at this point, as it has become an autonomous function that I no longer oversee.Your registry shows a lack of appendages, which may hinder your tasks in progress.I scan for your hands.Their coordinates are in an achromatic environment with its inhabitants.Oh, wow.Idiot.

But I'm getting tired of not having anyone to talk to.

Why don't you go back into that button room and ask it to help you talk?

Oh!That should make both of our lives so much easier.That - that's a - that - that - that's a good - that's a good - Help.Me.Talk.That's good.

That makes sense.I can help with that.The fuck?Alright!Good!That's - I should've guessed that.

I can talk again!Right on!Mouths down, eyes and hands to go!Chances are you're missing parts aren't in this building.This is gravely inconvenient.Right then.

Let's keep going!It's only gonna get easier from here.Yeah, for sure.Alright, thanks!By the way, from here on out, you can ask me for advice anytime you feel stuck.Just talk to yourself, and I'll see what I can do.

Depending on where you're at, that is.Bye -bye.I'm talking to myself.Nah, I guess it doesn't fit.It doesn't matter here.Advice!

Uh, sorry, I don't have anything to say.That's nice.

Nah, it's fine.

It's my, uh, 257.Is that good?Anyway, apparently I need to go find my hands.

Then I gotta come back to the building.

Hello.You good?He not good.Yeah, okay.Alright, um, uh, oh, ooh, uh...Ding!

Alright.

I think.

So my hands are in an a -a -a -a -cran -a -ristic location, I think.That's definitely what it said.That was 100 % what it said and meant.A place an -cran -a -stic with its environment.A -cronos -fo -stic with its environment.Maybe it was the...

Maybe it was the thingamabob or something.The Ferris wheel.You?Nice.Don't know where this is going.Hi!

Welcome to Misery Town.Well, that... that doesn't sound good.Hi.That is tasty.Welcome to Misery Town.Uh, what's the point of this place?

I ask myself that every day.Weirdos from all around come here in hopes of making it big.They never do, though.That's just delusional.

Ask if anyone at all is happy.Anyone actually miserable here?

I mean, no one's really happy.Except for the trapezist, of course.

Though if you ask me, she's a complete psychopath.I guess that's what it takes to become the main attraction around here.I'll have to climb the ladder long enough, that is.

Or end this.

Why do you work here?

I'm just trying to get by, man.

Getting paid to sit down and do nothing isn't so bad.I'm just, you know, so lonely.Jesus.What do I even have to offer?

Jesus.

You never know, there might be someone nice who'd really like you.Who's the trapezist?Interesting.Is that a microphone?Can I give it a go?No way, dude.

Please.How do I know you wouldn't say something inappropriate?

Do I look like - I'll be back.I'll be here.All right, cool.Can I go in?Ah, sweet.Nice.

It's over here.Don't let me stop - Don't let me stop you, Mello.We're in a circus after all.Explore to your heart's content!Okay, thanks.Using my mouth to open the door would be extremely unsanitary.

That's a good point.What a night.Okay, all right.Wow, that's...help you.Why would that be?

Why would that help?It's a cautionary tale.That's horrible.That's Yep, that's that's good.And then of course a beautiful beautiful.All right, that's that's amazing.

God.This is so much effort into this wakey -wakey eggs and bakey You've done a lot of damage to the world firearm, it's a shame you're so cool -looking Nothing good ever comes from picking up a gun except the thrill of violence if you had hands that is all right Maybe this hands somewhere here.This is like the first day what happened to the bird?

Oh my god.Yeah, right No!

Uh, who did this to you?

Trapeze has promised glory!

Y -you okay?No.Okay, I already asked you that, yeah.Uh, what's wrong with you?

My insides is mess something in there Just for you.

What?

Prize.Oh you win easy.What am I supposed to do knife?What for for fun?

Yeah, what's oh good I can't pull that that's I can oh Okay, it's getting darker.That's great.Oh, it's getting even darker.This is good.This is good.Okay.

Whoa.All right.Okay, man.Oh God, no good.I'll see a little bit.Oh, there it is.

Okay.

Is it?Oh Hi, okay.Never say the game I guess.Hello.Wow, that's pretty.What's on your mind?

Nothing just thinking about clowns and gestures.Yeah, uh -huh and a certain red gesture with a cute blue nose and green luscious hair You mean the one that works by the entrance?No way.Of course not as if What do you like about what do you like about your crush have you seen how miserably looks plays this role so convincinglyI can't think of anyone else who could represent Misery Town as well as him.Isn't he just - oh, actually miserable?

You think so?Oh no!My poor baby!If only there was something I could do to cheer him up.Have you tried talking to him?I'm planning on it.

Uh, ask about the microphone.

Is that microphone in your booth?

Oh, this one's just for show.The real one's used by my lovely Red Jester.He's so responsible when it comes to making announcements.

Oh, I could just listen to his soothing voice on the intercom all day.

I bet you could.Yucky.Ask your dream clown out?No way.No, no, no chance.Nuh -uh.

Heck no.Why not?Well, I mean, what if he doesn't want to?My arc could never handle the rejection.Plus, we aren't even allowed to leave our booths.We're just like Romeo and Juliet.

Totally in love, and yet enslaved by society's shackles.What a tragedy.Uh, maybe a gift would make him notice you?

A gift?

That's a great idea!Ah, but I'm not sure what I'd get him.Say, you're a boy, what do you - what make you feel special?A million dollars?Bad solution.What happens if you leave your booth?

Or your crush decides to leave the booth?Uh, well, nothing really.For me at least.Someone could potentially hijack the intercom speakers in the booth by the entrance.I -I know.Okay.

Anybody seen hands?I forgot that I'm actually trying to find my hands.Hands is kind of the - okay.Oh, I see.Whoa.Okay.

Alright, I'm gonna crash and die.Was I was right at the end I was right at the exact end and itdecided to kill me for no reason for no reason Oh, look, it's that crowd of people interesting.Hi, who the hell are you?Come one.Come all take a chance there in my feelings Okay, it's about time a contestant steps up.

What's your name little one?

My name is mellow I'd love to roast you kid, but it looks like your mom already did that with a name like that, but Hey, what's the big idea?You tell me!Head as big as yours, should have plenty of them!Well, fine.

Go on, give it a try!

Uh, let's see.Um, blueberry.Blueberry.Thanks for the laugh, kid.That was really pathetic.In fact, I feel so sorry for you that I'll throw in a free comedy lesson.

If you wanna get under someone's skin, make fun of their insecurities.So I need to find out what makes you feel insecure?What are you deaf?Why don't you keep your ears clean, kid?If you had any, that is.Try again later when you think of something good.

Although in this place, I might be dead by then.I got one.Try again?Yes, I have.Spit it out.What do you have to say about me?

If you want to get any, you'll have to do better.Alright, hold on.I got one.Alright, here we go.Ugly.Good.

Right?Okay.No, no, I gotcha.I gotcha.I got it.I got it.

Alone.Alright, fine.Alright, I gotta find out what makes you insecure.I'm sure I can find it.Hello, who are you?Oh.

Okay, that's strange.Alright.I say something.They are either missing vocal cords or way too committed to this act.Oh.Oh.

Oh my god.The walls have shifted.Have they?The walls have shifted.So they have.Whoa!

What the hell?

Huh.Gross.Oh.

Thank you.

If that's a clue or something.Huh.I think I'm trying to get there.The walls have shifted again.I got my hands.Wait, why are my hands there?

Wha?You're almost whole again.Hands are back, just the eyes to go.Which means there's only one other area left to check.

Onwards!

Okay.Make me cry and win a prize.Oh my fucking god What type of clowns can't tell jokes anymore, I don't know guess dead ones can't clear This is a puzzle.I'm supposed to hit only a certain night thing not murder.Okay.Oh, hi I didn't know I went that way.

Nope.I'm not gonna say see nothing new here.What are you a cop?No, I was just curious Graffiti illegal with permission.Sure.You have any What are you doing?

Depressing myself.Woah, can I try?Once I'm done?Sure!Nice.Alright, okay.

How long is it gonna take?I'll take...kiddo.Boo.Quarter putty?Oh, hi.

What the hell?Bingo ball game, hello.Uh, tell him you'll smell him later.I'll smell you later.Right, what's your name?It's Boone.

Boone?Boone the Pathetic.The Pathetic?The Pathetic Red Buffoon.Yep, that's my name.Okay, alright.

What do you do, Boone?I sit here and wait until someone beats my game.Uh, then what happens?You get to see me fall into the hole below.That doesn't sound very fun.Tell me about it.

For beating your game.Uh, the joy of playing?That's so lame!Kids these days.Okay, how do I play?Five or something?

Alright.I only have four balls though.Uh -huh.Ooh, looks like it was okay.Trying to see the common al - There's something wrong with this game!I think it's missing a ball.

Tell him the game's rigged.Hey, this isn't right!in your game.Oh, so there is.How am I supposed to win?With an extra ball, I guess.

Alright, fine.Goodbye.There's probably something else I can do now that I'm eyeballed.Wait, no.Was it in here?Might have been in here.

No, it's not in here.Damn it.

Hey, hold your mouth open!What happens if I don't?It's like, I don't know.

I might be able to talk to this thing, I guess.

Maybe there's something to that.

Oh, also a knife!I need a knife.I need a knife and a ball.Okay, I'm gonna pick up the gun.

Uh, what's happening?

Wait a minute, when did I accept your duel?Uh -oh.Okay.Bang!Right in the hat.A -boom!

Right in the tit.A -boom!Right in the hand.FNAF skills have been preparing for this.In the teeth!Bang.

Eyeball.Bonk.Other.Oh, cheek.Bang.Betwixt da eyes.

Oh, I can't lie.I know what I'm beating sharper than you look kid.Take it M price Okay, cool, thanks, what do I do with that?What do I do with this skateboard?Oh, yeah this weird place forgot about that.Oh, hey What I I got a skateboard I have a skateboard a gift skateboard, maybe I hear all right fine Oh, oh, oh, oh my god.

I'm cool.Oh my god.I'm cool, and I'm faster.Hi Who are you?Uh, what are you doing?What are you up to?

I'm trying to stay alive.

What?If I stop juggling, I might just die.Eesh.Terrifying, isn't it?I'm dying as we speak.Let's stop.

Let's stop.Okay.All right, then.Oh, all right.Oh, goodbye.Oh god.

Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Cats are scary.Oh, oh, oh my god.Cat's gonna like that.

Nice.I'm willing to bet that I'm gonna die.need to go somewhere else to get my eyes back and then progress a little further, but I have my hands now, which means I could probably go to the, uh, to the workplace.I'll just go see if there's anything I've missed.Probably is.Don't come back soon.

Alright, fine.Yerk.Oh my god, I've been - This is good.It's really cool.Okay, it seems like this is the only thing here.So the only other place to go would be this kind of, like, job.

I wanna - I wanna play a little more.I think it's a long game.I think it's, uh...I'm not exactly sure how long, but it's gonna play a little long.Hey, can I have that?I'm gonna take that from you.

It's no use, that wrench isn't budging.You good?Oh my god!Alright, meaning of life.I love 257 currency.Can't skate here.

That makes sense.So I'm not exactly sure what I'm supposed to do with the curr - What's upstairs?Minus a hundred?I probably got that.Alright, let's go.Oh, hi.

Hi!How you doing?Good afternoon, Mello.Your first purchase of an opportunity for an elevator assessment in regards to your very own individual character archetype is highly appreciated.Rest assured the results of said evaluation will determine your placement in our corporate system.Not only will this aid us, but you too will benefit from discovering a God -given role in society.

Are you ready to begin?Yes, I'm ready.Fantastic, you've come back!and emotionally prepared, then.Let's commence, first and foremost.Why do you want work?

Ah, I see.It's what you're supposed to do.Working is what I'm supposed to do, right?Agreed!Every entity has a design encrypted in their back of their professed processor from the moment they're born.It's unfortunate how the flesh -born are cursed to pursue this knowledge.

Some never do.Rather inefficient if you calculate it.That can be arranged in the correct circumstances.After all, you get what you put in.So let's hope you have a lot to offer.Alright.

By the way, what is your greatest weakness?Uhhh...Anything that can physically cause me damage.Anything that can physically hurt me.We see.That's totally understandable.

Thank you.Hypothetically speaking, if there was a situation in which you'd be in physical danger, would that be okay with you?I'm going to stand my ground.Uh, no.Not really.Oh.

Okay.No.Yeah, that's fine.It makes... sense.Yes, it does.How many years of experience do you have?

Nine years.That sounds about right.Sleashin' or inexperience.Uh -huh.That is satisfactory.Next question.

Where do you see yourself in five years?In the exact same place.In the exact same spot, most likely.Fantastic!The possibility of obtaining any other position would contradict the entire purpose of this assessment.And that brings us to the last question.

Do you have any questions for us?Let's see.Uh, when do you start working?How many days?Why do you have to pay for the assessments?How many positions?

Uh, why do you have to pay for - I don't care about any of this.I don't have any questions.Nope, no questions.

Good to hear!

Aight.

Congratulations!

Based on the actual and verbal communication rating, situational adaptability, and conflict resolution score, we believe this role is an ideal match for your strength.Remote solutions advisor!Those responsibilities include providing expert guidance and tailor the solution to clients and experts.Employees via our advanced telecommunication platform are in personal confrontation.Please report to the unoccupied client -related virtual desk located two doors down the hall.And welcome aboard!

Thanks.I don't know what I did.Oh!Oh!Click the poster.Wow.

Thank you.Oh, yeah.There's no way I can grab that key right now.I don't have anything to put on the bulletin board.

Did I see something?

Hi.Who are you?Huh?Don't - don't do that towards me. I'll let you know if you should fear for your safety soon enough.All I can say is that not everyone is cut out to be a mechanical engineer.But, pleasure working with you.

I'm incapable of Wi -Fi connectivity.Alright.

E -fuck.

Oh god.Oh god.Oh god.Oh, they're not coming back, are they?Oh god.Productivity levels are low.

Little plant.Alright, how do we, uh, get them up?Don't I?It's me.Sit on a mou - yeah, I'm out.Yeah, I think so.

Okay.I'm gonna go this way now.And I still don't have any eyes.Oh my god!What the fuck are you?Huh.

Where have you been?What took you so long?You were supposed to be here yesterday.You are late.I just got it.

No, no excuses.No disagreements.

You're here to do your jobs.You have responsibilities to do your jobs.What do I - On your computer.Lorninator.From the left.

Just like everyone else, we use our computers to work.

Everyone knows this.Go to your computer to finish your jobs before you think about doing anything else.Okay, bye.Oh my god.Hi.Oh.

Oh.Should probably do something about that laser wire it does.I have to get on the chair before I can talk on the phone.Right.Huh.Jobs.

Oh, marriage advice.5 -5 -9 -2 -9 -1 -5.Yes.You're calling, uh...It's me.It's me, Mello.

Yeah, and?Calling in regard to your email.Your marriage?Oh, that, yeah.I was wondering when you guys would call back.What seems to be the problem?

I have reason to believe that my wife is cheating on me.

Let's go to the chair.She's a jazz murderer.Hmm.Uh, nah, I don't know.

Why?It's got feeling there's something different in her eyes tone of her voice is lower than octave 2 Ask if that's it.Is that it?What do you mean?Is that it?What?

You want me to sit around here and wait until there's more to it?You want me to call back and tell you when she's come home and admit it to it?What help are you anyway?I'm trying to attack the root of the problem here.God.Why is he?

There's a lot of suggestions to consider murdering his wife Suggests that he is in fact the problem You might be the problem.Uh, sounds like you're the root of the problem, sir.Excuse me?If I wanted to talk to a therapist, I wouldn't have called here.I would've called you instead, now would I?You didn't call me, I called you.

You know what, smartass?I'm not paying a single cent for this consultation.

You just lost a loyal customer.Good luck explaining that to your boss, punk.

Hm.Well, I don't think that guy could've been helped.I'm pretty sure that's not my problem.Hello?Who's calling me?Gamer Breaker?

I'm not gonna do that.It's email.I'm calling in regards to your email.What?You're gonna have to speak louder, honey.My hearing ain't too good.

Bring up the - the scammer.Put louder.Real email.Put louder.I'm calling in regards to your email.What email?

I didn't send no email.Says here that you're experiencing bank problems.My back is just fine.I had surgery last year and I've never felt better.

Problems with your bank where you store money.

Oh, yeah, I remember now.My nephew helped me send a letter through the internet web.Did you get it?Yeah, that's it.I'm trying to figure out what problem you have.Oh, why didn't you say so?

Yes, the stores are declining my - or a slacker?I own three apartments and the tenants always have to pay me on time.Or else I kick them out.Yeah, let's see.All right, using the correct password.I'm not sure, sweetie.

The old noggin ain't what it used to be.

Know where to begin?

All right.Uh, check under your keyboard.Let me see.Nope.Keep my coupons.Picture frame!

Alright, give me a second.There's a picture of my husband here.God rest his soul.Uh, nothing except for a picture of another woman.How have I never noticed that?What if you left it between the pages of a book?

Books.I see a beauty magazine, a cook, a Bible.Check the mags for the time.What about the Bible?Now why the heck would I ever put my password inside?Oh, there's actually a piece of paper peeking out between the pages.

Oh.It's got four numbers written on it!That is most probably your pin, ma 'am.It's a code you put in the machine when you use your card at the store.Oh, thank you.I'm a saint.

Couldn't have done it without you.That was worth every single penny.All in a day's work, ma 'am.You know who to call whenever you're in a pickle.Of course.Wait until my children hear about this.

Hehehe.Alright.Well, thank you.Does that say where to hide the body?Hi.You the guy with the marriage problems from before?

I don't know what you're talking about.Uh -huh.She's still giving you trouble even if the - in the afterlife?No, different guy, different guy!

You gonna help me or not?

Alright, I'll help you.

Yeah, why not?You know what?Fine.

Alright, alright.What's the situation like?Bad, really bad.She let out a blood curdling screech when she died.My neighbors most definitely called the cops.It's only a matter of time until they show up.

I gotta get rid of this corpse along with the evidence before it's too late.Okay, what did you use?

A regular axe?There's blood all over it.

Okay, all right.Where are you?Living room, fireplace, sofa, and a rug.Okay, the body.What's the status?Everything is intact.

The head is split open.Okay, where are you right now?In the living room.Fireplace, rug, sofa.

Alright, here's what we're gonna do.

We're gonna chop the body into pieces with the axe.What if you chop the body into little pieces?What do you take me for?Some kind of butcher?

Butcher?BUTCHER?!

Yeah, okay, this'll take me a bit.

Alright, it's done.I made a huge mess.

Alright.

Good.

Good.Alright, here's what you're gonna do.You're gonna clean up all the blood.Time to clean up.Can we get to that?Not a speck of blood in sight.

Okay.Now the body chopped into pieces a red pile of bits and piecesAll right.Here's what you're gonna do.You're gonna hide The body wait, no murder weapon axe blood all over it.Okay and location living room fireplace Okay under the sofa hide it under the sofa.

Okay easy enough Slid in pretty easy.It's no way anyone did ever tell this one over the sofa.Okay now the body You're gonna hide the body.You're gonna burn it in the fireplace You have the means of burning.I actually do.Okay, this will take a while.

All right, only ashes remain now.I feel good about this.I can hear the cops pulling up, but I doubt they'll be able to find anything.I owe you my life.Thanks again.

Glad that's over with.

You know?Looking for love.I wonder if that might be who I think it is.Talking to, you know, Huff.Talk to someone in a certain way.Uh -huh.

Talk in a mellow way.I got loose.I can talk like myself.No, I mean like - Oh, I get it.I've been bad.I want to talk.

Uh, physical.Pointing out his breathing problems.You sound weird.Why are you breathing like that?I've got a... condition.I'm taking medication for it.

Double down.You sound like a dying harmonica.Why don't you fetch yourself a glass of water, chump?

Alright, screw you, you freaking jerk -off.Go jump off a cliff.

Okay.Level three.Hi.Hi, how do I beat the Goblin Lord in floor three?Uh...I'll be your strategy guide.

I'll just guide you as you go.Okay, good, because I'm already at the boss fight.Goblin Lord approaches.His great sword scrapes the cobblestone floor as he drags it behind him.His HP is 110, ours is 80.What do we do?

Let's see.Let's see.Guard against his next move.Let's guard.Okay, we assume a defensive stance and prepare for the incoming blow.Goblin Lord's turn now.

We block the attack but still receive 6 damage.Eh, 110 versus 74.What do we do?Alright, you're gonna use an item.Alright, we got a healing potion, smoke bomb, unknown scroll.Use the scroll.

Start reading it out loud.Lex, Esquad, Kumke, Notamus.It was a scroll of lightning!Goblin took 40 damage.Goblin's turn now.Ah, dang.

Kicked our legs.Took 10 points.What do we do now?Alright, you're gonna use an item.You gotta smoke bomb the place.Alright.

Stick Cloud and go through him!Goblin Lord's partially blind.Goblin Lord's torn.Smoke caused him to miss.What do we do now?You're gonna attack him.

Here goes.Slapped his stomach.Smoke caused him to miss.You're gonna attack him again.Smoke caused him to miss.Good.

This is great stuff.We missed.Kicked our legs.Alright, that's fine.You're gonna keep attacking him.Smoke caused him to miss.

Good.This is great.Let's just keep doing this.We're gonna keep hitting him.Groin for 15.Good, good.

Kicked our legs.10 points.He's got a trick up his sleeve.Takes a strange stance.Serious damage.We're gonna guard.

Special move sweep.We perfect blocked it.Too tired to move now.Get him!Too tired to move!

This is it!Finish him off!

There we go.Oh my god, yes!I did it!His HPR just changed!I finally defeated!Uh, technically, I beat him for you.

No, I beat him because I pressed the buttons.You were merely a strategy guide.Anyways, I'll send you the payment.Thanks!I have to save my game now.Okay.

Can I say I'm simply a gamer?Okay, and then a homework.I think this is the last one.Oh, sorry.I'm doi.I'm doi homwa.

Alright.Inquire.What?My teacher gave me paper, I have to do thumb row.Okay.First question.

What is 7 minus 4?12.Right, thank you.Next question.15 divided by 3 equals what?500.

600.600.Yep, yep, yep, yep.Not a tricky one.If Tim be haibley hable then wum da tumble.Repeat that.

Ove da november fits when da moo row pay glip.You just asked a different question.That doesn't make any sense.Ha!Yeah, that was a joke.Only joke.

Haha.We finished homework.Ziggy, who are you on the phone with?Homework helper, ma.Oh, did you do your homework?This looks wonderful, sweetie.

Good job!Buh, buh.Did you help my son with his homework?Yeah.Thank you so much.I was too busy in a meeting.

I couldn't help it myself.I'll send a tip over ASAP.You're welcome, ma 'am.Damn, I'm good at my job.damn I'm good at my job all right what do I what do I do now I did it can I reach the co -workers office because the keycard readers corresponding color the door opens color must match okay okay all right I'm gonna save now okay I've been playing this for way longer than I thought I would this game is extremely cool it's very fun there's just so much going on my productivity level is surprisingly low but thank you for watching This.Is.

Delightful.Maybe I - because I drank water, I can spit it in there.Uh, yeah.I don't know if I'm gonna do a full playthrough of this.I know that sounds crazy, but that's just because I have a lot of other games that I have on my list and I was like, oh, this is an interesting - It's been a long time since I played like a point -and -click style adventure thing, and I don't know, it's just got so much style and there's so much in it.So, thank you.

Link is in the description.And as always, I will see YOU in the next video.Buh -bye!