BETTER THAN TELEVISION - Dispatch (Ep. 5 + 6)

And he's with us Buy me a drink

My gosh, I would have said what what would you like I would have said what would you like I'll get you whatever you Want I promise y'all would have said that but in my money in my mind in my mind I'm actually like wow she got me in here and I would have had a hard time So I should get her the beer off GP. She just already knows that and that's kind of sexy. It's kind of sexy a little bit, but let's keep it pushing

Is this for all the strings you had to pull?

BRO!

Music Alright ladies and gentlemen hello welcome back to the channel bro do I even need an intro do I even need to do any talking we know what we're here for we know why you clicked let's get into it y'all been frying me for a whole week over my decisions bro I'm over here thinking I'm playing a beautiful crispy ethereal game and then I get on the comments and I see all types of hullabaloo. Let's look at it actually.

I got time. I told you upfront, this is getting toxic. What are we doing? What do we do in the comments? The romance is this game is choosing between which HR guideline you want to violate. Data superior or data subordinate.

I had to choose somebody bro. I chose the right answer in my opinion and visit out smoking cigarettes while also having asthma But also needing to hold her breath in order to go invisible. It's just crazy to me You know, it's even crazier sincerely destiny gaming. She chose to be a villain first with all that shit. It don't matter though That's her life. I'm not gonna judge it Berlin not choosing invisi gal because he's her boss, but then proceeding to his own boss is Pete Berlin Lizardry. What's Pete Berlin Lizardry, what's Pete Lizardry in general, what's Pete Lizardry in general is,

you know I have no choice. That's the craziest part about it. Anyway, I love this comment right here from BRgood217. I love when he said, you know what, y'all see it for yourselves, because I know you're not here for positivity or compliments. Uh, let's get to the real nitty gritty. Here we go.

Here we go.

Look, there it is. It's confirmed. Berleze is under snow bunny mind control with 92 comments of discussion underneath, bro. It's like, like, I like, like I do one thing. I'm I can't win for losing bro.

Oh, well episode five and six. Okay, starting in the locker room. Okay, I feel like I shouldn't see this either. Like episode four again. Oh no, he's fully clothed. Where the censors at?

Ooh, okay, he wrapping up his hands. He ready to throw some putasos on me. And they kind of dingy, so you know he been squabbling. Okay, alright, this is a flashback. It's a fly. So he's still training though Nice They said it's all clear it's not worth it. So what is he doing in there? Actually, you just love metals

He's trying to save all the metal in there. Dan is like, okay Okay, you doing intervals? Yeah. Yep. Absolutely to know you got it. You gotta walk and run it one more Okay, I'm gonna let you train G Absolutely get in there and see what's wrong. Directly, we in the mall with it. Damage is done.

All I want is-

Oh, we looking for the villain. Oh, man. That's flambe, isn't it?

No need to do anymore.

There's no way me and, no, we been knew this, actually. He mentioned this when we first met.

I think.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They definitely talked about running into each other in the past. See, everybody think Mecha Man just woke up and was Mecha. It's what he was doing in the nighttime in the gym. It really made him mecca on me. It's what's done in the dark. It always gotta be negative. What's done in the dark will come to light. It ain't gotta be negative. I thought he was about to hit her.

Okay. Okay, bet. Some extra weight on that shit.

No spotter.

If you really wanna grow, risk it. Oh shit. He pushing that big boy away. He pushing my shit.

That's what I be trying to rep.

I don't be struggling that soon. No sir.

No okay. See now, okay.

See what I'm saying? No spotter, it's like, it's now or nothing. It's now or nothing, Robert.

It's now or nothing.

Watch it.

Oh, he's gonna die.

No, no, no, no, no.

You gotta slide to the right. Oh, he's passing out. Okay.

You're not supposed to live without a spot. Okay.

You gonna feel it tomorrow though, you gonna be a little stronger on me.

Oh my gosh. I am so fucking strong.

Well, it's part of the job.

Heroes get hurt all the time.

Not the good ones, Ravel.

Not the good ones.

I just I just hurt your ego the other day, bro. Twice, actually, at the bar when I said you were in front of the whole squad and when I do that spaghetti all over your shit.

No more hero stuff without supervision. That's a fire.

You can't get injured,

because we need you behind that desk to help real heroes.

Actually, speaking of injuries, remind me,

who took your tooth?

Thank you!

It's like they only stole that little bit.

I got into a fight with an actual, real, actual hero.

Oh.

And I assure you, he's regretting his decision to tangle with me.

I imagine he's regretting a lot of his decisions.

That's fucking right. And you. It's time for you to accept that you don't got it anymore. And pretending you still do is bumming people the fuck out. Now, get your flat ass off my bench.

Oh, my gosh, I tell you all this, bro, I would have got up before I did. As soon as he would have hit me with a head pat like I was pumpkin, I would I wouldn't even turn to his side. I would have just hopped back a little bit. It's funny. I said cock back and then just right hook square into his groin. And I would have just went full power

and hoped I caught two testicles right here in the groove of my knuckle.

You decent?

Yeah.

Are you?

You see how she asked?

She asked if I'm decent. She ain't in the corner naked. Oh bro, bro, I'm off two glasses of wine, bro. I gots to chill. Invincible girl was spying on me twice, I think, while I'm with other people too, like

f***ing up my job.

Now, don't get me wrong.

She fired her. I get it. I get it. I get it. But it's about it's fire. And then it's like everything else on top of fire. Let's continue because we didn't have much time with blonde blazer.

All right. Flambé said you almost died under some weights.

Something like that.

I never tell him, but he tell on me.

I just had a great time the other night and wanted to see if maybe

you want to do a real date sometime Was it the plastic utensils of the man puking water on the windows that made that less real? There were many contributing factors would that be a date with blonde blazer or Mandy?

Oh, they the same person which would you prefer?

And that's not a trap. I'm both of them

That's not a good word, but you know what I mean. Mandy, Mandy. If I'm pressed, I think I'd prefer the girl from the other night. So yeah, team Mandy for me.

I like that.

I like that.

Okay, I'll let you know when I come up with something.

Can't wait.

Now I am aware I fumbled the kiss. I hope they give me one more opportunity, bro. Please, bro. It wasn't the time for that. Like it was, I guess so it was. Yeah, I guess it was.

I misread that moment. That's my one regret, regret from last episode was like, I didn't go for it. I feel like there's got to be a moment where like, she do meet me at least 45. You know what I'm saying already embarrassed myself while you had a boyfriend and that you were vulnerable enough to show me who

Your true cuz that's why I said Mandy right now. She was like bro You're like like like like I'm normal too You know what I'm saying, and it's like we can bond on being normal people kept saying they had no chemistry I'm like you know what you know before I even talk about chemistry. Let's just see where this episode goes, bro I don't even want to you you know what, let's just see. I like that, look, look. Have a good shift, you know she smell good

when she walk by, look at him.

Bro, you're so lucky.

I know.

Who the fuck is that? That's another weirdo spying on me. Bro, if you here, you know, I can't even complain cause why are you in the men locker room? Invisi-Guy, is it co-ed? No, it's not.

No, it's not. I wish I could choose my own person. Like I wish I could have just chose my own relationship. We looking past the red flags with both. Let's continue. Thank you, enjoy the donuts.

Water boy, the glazed donuts. Oh no, bro. He put extra, extra. What is that angle? What are we doing right now? I gotta calm down. I gotta calm down right now.

Who is that big ass Garfield in the back anyway?

Yo, you ever noticed the Torrance vibe is like... rancid?

Between the dead fish in the harbor and the giant refinery, I can't tell who's to blame. Dang, that's some nasty shit.

Man, I love the smell of the refinery.

I hate the smell of gasoline.

I love the smell of gasoline.

Alright, everybody. Respectfully, shut the fuck up.

What's...

Bro, I don't know if that's blonde blazer getting his chest like, like, what is that energy, Rob? Talk to us.

It's in your cereal.

Now that's some nasty shit.

Ugh.

Let's do this.

Gawlin Mag is a piss mud. Shut your rock ass up, bro. And no, I'm not talking about my boy.

Brought it. Stop, bro.

School needs judges for our annual talent show.

Do it for the kids.

Send someone magnetic full of personality has an eye for talent and is good with kids. I want y'all to know right now. I get the like it's been a week when it came to this game, bro. Let me show you this message that I got just going into my message request,

trying to gauge the pulse of the people.

Listen to this.

This is one of y'all. I wish I would shout them out.

Listen to this.

Bro, in Dispatch, you do not always have to send

two fucking people.

Okay.

Bro, why do you keep sending the max amount of people? Your decision making fucking sucks. It's pissing me off, nigga.

Fuck.

Make good decisions.

You're making terrible.

If you have three fucking missions and you have four people,

buy the game, nigga!

Buy the game!

Anyway, he did have a point. I think I am sending way too many people at one time, bro. And this could be one of those moments. So let's see, send someone magnetic, full of personality and has an eye for talent and is good with kids. Let's see, I'm gonna send Prism,

cause she's the best.

Okay, yes.

I just took off my shoes, one sec.

No problem, I'll take any time you need. How about that? Here we go, now four people.

Mr. Vanderstank has requested a rescue. Van Gogh workers are trapped after a tunnel collapse at the new station.

Get them out safely.

Really could've used prison for this. Really could've used prison for this. Navigate the tunnels and save the workers before they run out of air. Navigation gotta be Sonar, cause it's in his fricking name.

Now what is your power again Invisigod? Talk to me. When sent alone, Invisigod reduces travel time and call completion. Unnecessary, I'm gonna go Sonar. Now who's good at saving folk?

Flambe, cool ass. Now the CI was starting to get a little bit wider. We might be hitting nines and tens right now. So I am gonna send three. I am gonna send three. I feel like they got it, but I just don't trust it. So I'm gonna go Gollum. And what is your actual power, Gollum?

Talk to me, bro. On a call with greater than two slots, certain slots may grant plus two to a stat that in negative one to others when Gollum's assigned. Gollum expands to fill each empty slot, increasing his stats by 25. So why isn't he expanding? Oh look, they work together. So that's some of the notes that y'all let me know

is there's pairs. They pair bonded. Minor increase in success chance when sent together. So maybe, dog, we already got that successful though. I need to visit Gollum on some like smooth secret shit. But just because we're looking at this, let's see, maybe I can send instead of flambe, malevolent.

You feel me? Get your punk ass down. And then yep, send her. You see how they just turned purple? Yeah, they got something going on y'all. Let's see with the minor increase in success so low key what if I pull a golem from the rack? Nah just send your old ass-

Whatever bro, whatever bro. Eww that's what it does?

Yo this Vanderstank guy is a fucking clown.

He's a business genius.

Everything he does is brilliant.

Normally I would defend you but all of his projects kinda suck.

Top 10 anime betrayals. Just admit it Sonar has been on him since the beginning, I don't think I sent him to like pitch ideas, though.

So he got to he got to relax. You've never even met the guy. Z team is on the scene, but it's not as easy as pulling the workers out. How should they proceed? Squeeze through and clear path through there, Robert.

I don't think.

I know.

If you need to be cocky to me to get the job done, that's fine, bro. That's fine, bro. We're for success. And I hear for friendships and cuddles. He's literally just big and dumb right now. Y'all like, should I make him a little smarter? I really shouldn't. I really should not. New York, you saying don't have like like heavy hitters and like

like build up, build everybody up like

time to freak some fuckers out. I'll meet y'all in the middle.

I'll meet y'all in the middle. Talent of Torrance throw down.

The parents started fighting over the results

and then the kids joined in too.

Grade A parenting.

So he just whenever he wants just jumps in right? That's his power. No, no, no, no, no, you know, we want to see Waterboy assigns himself when not sent often. He gains plus one to the highest status for that call. He can only be removed one time.

Convince the parents and children to stop fighting. Convince them non-violently, please. Why is Waterboy here? Oh my gosh. Like bro, I only have like dogs left. I look you want to wake prism up to do this. Are we not winning this? We not winning this bro. We need way more talking. I gotta wake prison, please

Fresh, please. She said that like she's pissed My gosh Like I'm gonna go out. Oh my gosh. What is this? Let me just see. Let me just see real quick. Is it a success? OK, let's take a look here.

That's just too much, too much charisma. Nobody else had that one. Let's see aliens among us.

An inclusive workplace make you a great sponsor for our aliens among us exhibit.

That reminds me, I did miss the Walking Dead Easter egg that they dropped was standing alive. My brain was now I was thinking walking tall, bro. I swear to you, like like the rock movie from back in the day when he was a regular size like the rest of us. Send an alien light hero to speak at the Alien Among Us

museum exhibit opening, present an informative slideshow about themselves. An alien-like hero, huh? I wish, I really wish I could send Waterboy for this. Yeah, all right, so he can leak and squirt all over the place, I'm cool.

Stay your ass home, bro.

I don't know, I don't know.

We need somebody with some brains. Like Invisigout, she has zero speech ability. But she does have some smarts to her though. So maybe it would range like here. It'd probably actually be like here. It's in this quadrant. Nowhere to be found.

All right, punch up.

Good luck.

I remember my last talent show, I got second place. Got my ass beat by Lizzy Galupo.

Second place, impossible. The show must have been rigged.

I got her back though. I shot a laser beam and burned all that hair off.

So, I guess you're the real winner then?

Sure am, inspired my first single too.

Girl your hair's on fire. It sounds like a real bop. Never say bop again. Robert hates prison bro. I'm starting to realize she's your best asset bro. You got to chill out on her bro. You was you was slick doing too much last episode but made me laugh a little bit. Let's see, y'all also said choose a power that we see here. I think y'all said something like that. I'm gonna send Malevola because I feel like she's still too basic.

We got one, Malevola heals one hero when sent on a call. Okay, yeah, I think I forgot that too. She then receives one plus charisma or vigor. This affects stacks. All right. All right. Yeah, I'm going to actually heal the healer. It would be invisible, but I think I think we need to heal the healer or train the healer. Excuse me. After healing a hero, malevola also reveals the stats of the next call she's assigned

to. Near the call once per shift. The portal lasts 45 seconds after call completion. I wish we had like visual examples. I don't know if this is as helpful as this. I feel like this is getting us back to the base faster.

So anytime, anything we can do to shave time off. Yeah. The children are asking about living on another planet. Improvise. It's very charismatic thing to do, and he does not have the points for that. That's a L. Come on back home, G.

Come on back home, G.

Come on back home, G. At least you not hurt. Just embarrassed.

I, dear Drozee, yes that dear Drozee, need help dealing with a stalker.

Outsmart the persistent stalker. Make him disappear, but not like that. That's easy work. I'm gonna try y'all. I'm gonna try y'all.

You know, I'm already going this way.

Yeah, I think she got it. I do think she has it.

School is hosting an anti bullying seminar and it would mean a lot if a hero could come

talk to the students and their parents.

Wet and ready. I have no choice. I think that's solid though.

Hey, you guys need some wet out there?

You guys need some what?

Quick heads up, Sonar.

Not say that to them kids.

Why, you miss a rabies shot or something?

Power was out of my place. Couldn't even check up on my investments.

Oh no, the numbers, they go up and down every day.

You'll be fine.

I pray you never know what it's like to lose something.

Oh, this is me, right? This is when I hop in. I think so. That means like I got it. Yeah, yeah, let me hack. Let me hack.

Get the backups too.

And the backups too. And the backups too. It's backwards. They tried to hit me with a mirror and it got me. It worked. Up, left, down, right, left, left. Up, left, down, right, left, left. Up, left, down, right, left, left.

Oh.

Shit.

He's using protection.

I'm out of there. I'm out of there.

I gotta go I need one more lap Gosh. I need one more lap.

Left, left, right, right, and it's back, right, right, left, left, it's backwards again.

Hey!

All right, I'm in. And files deleted. And the backups? Yes, Jesus, I deleted it all from the cloud and shit. Why they mad at- what's going on? What's up with Robert Energy today?

I'm getting flooded with calls about sewage in a couple neighborhoods. Oh, you know what it is? Which should we hit first?

I am uniquely equipped for,

this looks like the job for me.

It's flambe, it's that conversation. Reducing him to a peanut.

Right.

The set needs a background actor for an upcoming scene. The last one stormed off in a hurry. Set needs a background actor for an upcoming scene. The last one stormed off in a hurry.

Set needs a background actor? Give this performance your all, break a leg, but not like that. I mean, that's prism all day. I almost don't even want to start it yet.

This spell is unbearable. This should have been dealt with yesterday before it even got this bad. Is there someone else I can speak to? Perhaps your manager?

Okay. And her name's Karen, that's hilarious.

What do I have to deal with, huh? Shit, there's poop all over the beach. The sewage is spilling out into the fucking water.

Grind time.

Some tell me to send these two, because like, venture out, I don't think is as important. That's probably like a four level thing repairing. That might be intellectual to. Who is your favorites again? Invisigod, who is your favorite malevolent, right?

If I go here and here. He said, I got it. Oh, man, I think this is OK. Like, it's pretty average. That's gonna be a risk, but they got the bonus working together, so.

Wait a minute.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that.

Give him hell.

Right back at ya.

I need somebody to give it a performance. Like I know Punchup thinks he got it. He is not who he think he is though. Not yet at least. You got that in him. I know you do.

I know you do.

I know you do.

It's Waterboy obviously.

Oh, oh, ah, it's an honor to be nominated.

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's me.

Yeah, at least water boy can get a girl wet hey I was said

today torrents tomorrow also torrents probably like statistically speaking hey

man just wanted to say, you rock.

Nah, it's just because I'm standing next to you.

Okay, I like that, I like that, I like that. Okay, we're gonna go with, Belevelous seems to be getting more charisma necessary. Like, I mean, it's not like she's a super standout, but we could use more than just one prism, you know what I'm saying?

I think so, I think so. I think so.

Everybody should step back.

Talk to us, Flombey, how'd you do? You break a leg or no? Even so, did you break a leg or no? Did you break a leg or no? Did you break a leg or no? Let's go, baby! Did you break a fucking sweat?? Did you break a leg or no? Did you break a leg or no? Let's go, baby!

Didn't even break a sweat.

Didn't even break a sweat.

Watch me burn.

Why? What do you mean by that? Shift is almost over, okay. We need four people here, one person here.

I'm the head of a very specific type of hero for my upcoming project.

Send someone with an air of mystery and intellect, unassumingly strong. I mean, unassumingly strong. Who's stronger between the two? They're both the same amount of strong, but if it's a guy, all right.

I know you can, but it's like, it's like, we gotta send somebody else.

Why won't we send you?

Let me see what this other mission needs first.

Fire is broken out at the refinery. Got it under control, but we can't investigate

the cause with all these dangerous fumes.

Flambe.

I would never blow up a refinery, okay? They smell like shit.

Someone's pushing on my boys explosion territory.

So what? Search around the refinery to locate the cause of the explosion. Avoid the dangerous fumes and flames. Your team will fail the scenario if there's too much strength search and locate and avoid the fumes. I can't tell what number that is.

Maybe we don't need somebody that smart. Maybe it's like a malevolent prism. I can't tell how high that's going, though. So because of that, I'm going to go on my original. I'm not going to lie, these two together is all right.

If it even touches it is too much. That's my only chance. And that's the case.

I mean, I still don't have an answer here, but I'm just going busy guy teamwork slows me down, dude

You jealous or something look if you wanted to dinner, all you had to do is ask.

Yeah.

You're not my type.

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Unassumingly strong. I'm going for like somebody who you wouldn't think is super strong, but they are. You know what I'm saying? I should have went with a water boy, to be honest. I misread what that meant.

That's on me.

Why are you still, why are you still shifting? Nice!

Looks like the Red Ring was behind this. What are they up to?

Half man, half bat, all freak.

Whatever, Ro. Was that two misses or just one? That sucks. All good, moving on.

Maybe he's got an iron stomach.

Do we know anybody like that?

Super digestion?

The gluttonator?

I don't know.

I think I weigh like a thousand pounds.

You got three glizzies?

Did you recently lose like 700 pounds?

First off, you're either shit at math or you think I'm like 300 pounds. I am not. You got three Blizzies? number and that specific number could be house just one hint I mean my friends right make your friends some money secret identities are secret for a reason it's in the name and everything crazy right oh come on don't be like that sorry you're just gonna have to earn your nine hundred and thirty six dollars in some other way what way could that? I'll let you know if I work it out. Get it? I'm explaining the joke. What the fuck?

Hey, no, which heroes do we know that talk too much and have quick reflexes? Clean this shit up. Spider-Man!

You know that weight don't make you better than us. Yeah. Yeah, chill out dad.

I never had a dad. I know. Fuck that's supposed to mean.

You told me one time you didn't have a dad.

Huh.

What is going on? What is, what is, what are these jokes?

What is going on?

Yo, yo, I don't get it anyway, moving on. That's funny though, but like.

Hehehe.

This is in the trailer.

You would do that? Kill Shroud? Because you might get the chance. And you don't want to go in there having to think about it.

You got to know. I'm not sure.

Just going to have to wait and see, I guess.

Just think about it. You want to be sure? Mecha man's coming back to life one patch at a time one patch at a time I mean Roy's doing most of the work though, right so much

He's probably gonna redo all this shit

Chase want to be young again so bad, bro. I feel sorry for him. He got like a real curse.

Evening folks, welcome back.

We barely talked to anybody.

You gotta give guesses at your identity. Leading one right now is Blue Balls Man.

Let me guess, his power is not being able to nut.

Nah, his balls are literally blue, dude. Get your head out of the gutter.

Can we? This is we be a long shift i mean she's doing this over the intercom brad where who gives a we all adults like like like but but that's the part that be throwing me off it's like why are you constantly talking about my nuts in my life like i like you telling me about your sex dreams about me like why did i tell her did i did i finish like why did I say that? I'm there. I just can't explain this at the real like we've seen this

I'm trying to think of like a TV show or a movie where this dynamic was taking place, bro. I got nothing

Lost pet mr. Cat is out there all alone. So scared so hungry

Please find my baby. Mr. Cat?

That's seriously his name.

Hey, look, not everyone's a fucking creative.

Oh.

Low key feel like Gollum got it, bro. I feel like this might be a mission where he, but this is the first one, so I could send two people. Who else would be good help? Send Waterboy. Fear not. So I could send two people. Who else would be good help? Send water, boy.

Fear not.

Don't worry, I got this.

Golem already adopted a Kraken, a baby Kraken.

Did we just lose power?

Sure did, citywide. Hang tight, we're booting up the backup generator.

The heck?

There we go

Hey Robert, just brace yourself

Shit oh

Y'all can't see I'm a human nightlight. I don't got those problems. Yeah, it's just a little dark. What's the fucking big deal? You never closed your eyes before yeah same shit. I mean I can see in the dark

So this is pretty standard for me.

Alright, fuck you guys.

The whole city's out. Guys, this is an all hands on deck situation. Okay, I'm gonna get a grid back up and running. Be ready, because shit's gonna be insane the minute the lights turn back on.

Some real action? Thanks, Buck.

All right, my time to shine attempts into lockout is to

restart the power in West Torrance Red Ring influence detected. Okay, so Red Ring is our is our main threat right now. Maybe maybe I'd be a shroud must be leader of the Red Ring

clearly.

Okay, so I got to turn power on here. Guide the energy charge over to your avatar. And I come over here, boom, give it energy.

Yeah. Then I transfer. OK, OK. It just gives me a path. That's okay. Maybe I can then take it from here, right?

Nice.

Nope, nope, nope, nope. We're here. Nope, nope. Okay, so this is what I'm going to do. Okay, so this is what I'm actually going to do instead.

Follow me.

Is what I would do if I was a novice. That's the most novice choice you could actually choose. Watch what I do here. When I come back around this way, I come up here instead, right? I've gained brand new perspective. I take this source instead, give me the source. I come down here, I apply the source down below,

like a real genius would. I come over here, I take my initial source from the top. It flips back the other way, like a fucking Saturn. Then I come over here, I bring that up, I come around, and then we're hacked.

Z-team to provide backup to A-teams and shutting down the mall.

Y'all have fun. Let's get through this shit first, then we'll talk. So this is why my stock portfolio got fucked up. Can I at least eat the guys responsible?

Let's get through this shit first, then we'll talk.

My daughter was at the beach with her friends and I haven't heard from her. I'm really worried.

I do like these two together. It's a nice balance of like brain and brawn. I'm not going to lie. I think this no, oh, he feels in the extra slot. Who am I not really sending out right now?

We're sandwiched in here.

I can't feel my foot.

A major multi car pile up has created a severe blockage on the main street, removed the civilian salary from their vehicles. Push the vehicles out the street.

Yeah, OK.

I just like sending water boy out just because, like, you get some experience, I'm assuming.

Yeah, tell them I'm a shooting star. That'll be hilarious.

That's a ace. Not an ace, but yes, he's a victory. I'll take it. Almost feels unfair.

Almost.

I'ma make her a little bit stronger. Matter of fact, I'ma make her a little bit more resistant to the mother bullshit she be sitting in. Niggas know I gotta keep my baby girl safe. I ain't, hey, and Pun Chubby don't play. I'ma make him stronger just so he can, maybe, I don't know.

Matter of fact, I take it back. Charisma so he can make a joke. He be crackin' jokes all day long. You know where that go to song, and I'm, and I'm, I don't really know what's going on. I don't really know what's going on. I'm trying to see a victory instead of people talking

shit to me over the intercom getting so freaky. Oh my gosh, where should we start? Oh, okay, this is easy. Search the pier first, obviously. That's obvious. No sign of the man at the pier.

Search the water next and then swoop back in between. Search the beach. Search the search the beach. Search the beach. We found them in the lifeguard tower, but they're violently high and refusing to go home. Be cool.

Don't force it. What is that? Is that that must be the mind, right? It's reverse mind control Jedi mind trick. That's the intellectual. It don't matter.

We saw we have we still good. That's the intellectual. It don't matter, we still good.

Oh for real?

Just kidding.

I know I was in my bag on that one.

Then y'all tell me that's young gravy on the mic?

Ain't no way.

This is Radic, that's V-Bites and Fireworks.

The XP of this scenario will be 2X. Catch up to the youth, convince them to surrender the illegal fireworks. Malevolent and finishes talk up. And she do it on her own. No low key.

It's speed though. She needed a little bit of speed. I don't think she got enough speed on her own, so I'm gonna send them both. Oh yeah. I give more XP, send it, what the f-

Dog.

Wow, I mean, I'm not surprised.

Okay.

We're gonna give you a little bit more charisma because you multifaceted in a very swaggy way. I'm not gonna lie. Maybe we don't have him just dumb as a box of rocks because he did have a little bit of wisdom around the gym rat.

You know, he had proper form. He's not a dodo bird. You still don't know who his match is though. Who else doesn't have an ex? So we got to send Flambe with punch up prism or water boy to really see. Maybe clear off two of these.

OK. Let's see.

I have to do all of them. Well, then let's just do it then. Hey, hey, hey. This is useless. Give me that. I need you to turn back the right way. I'm going to take this another useless electricity.

I see here that you need to potentially. I'm going to put one there. I'm going to snatch this back from you. I'm going to put two there now. And I get right up top so I can see the actual lock. I don't have the key to the lock, so I'm going to go back around this way

and see if I can find the key to the lock. Boom rotation over to the right for me only a little longer. Up left, right. We got him right where we freaking want. I already forgot it, y'all. Bro, I swear to you, I already forgot it.

Fuck! Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.

See I be missing out on achievements because they, there's, this wasn't time though. It's all good.

Moving on.

War graffiti vandals or evacuation assistants. We have to do them both. I don't know why I said or not a fan of this blackout. It's getting scary. We got to get the hell out of here. Evacuate the stadium calm the angry soccer fans. They're laughing at both punch up and water boy. They're not there. I mean, we only have these two. We need somebody with

brains. I'm not trying to send sonar. And if I rest and does he turn back regular? Do I wake him up for this? No, I don't think so. But damn, yes, I do, actually.

Why are you slow?

Because I woke you up. Get in here. Get in here.

Yeah.

Well, who?

Y'all don't have enough charisma for this. I look, you don't care. I got to figure it out. Stop the vanos from drawing peens everywhere.

We know.

I'm looting the Ralphs you want anything. Oh, you always did look harder in the dark

What do we just need there we needed intellect because their power is Low-key, she should be going out there with somebody where they getting hurt more often So she wouldn't need a little bit of vigor for herself. And I can max out if I just send them on to more one more job together. I get your arrest. How did you do?

Please tell me I did OK. Please tell me I did OK. Please tell me I succeeded.

Is it just me or am I really fucking good at this?

Hold on, water boy. How do I find bro's powers, though? By by sending him out and doing missions, right? Intellect swaps with combat. So if we raise your combat, if we raise your combat, it should make you smarter as a megabat, right?

Oh, Waterboy got two points, y'all. Make him a little smarter. Bro, his cutscenes aren't even set up for charisma, so I'm gonna just boost you how I need.

This is all right, that's all right to start.

Everybody should step back. You're training downtown, so you can use some help.

Feel free to send someone.

And can I see who else is going to get rest first?

Hi, it's me again.

You're not going to believe this, but now there's some scary dudes

with scary weapons blowing his nose.

I can't do this.

What weapon was he hitting you with a rose? The red ring is after the serum. Prevent them from stealing it. Defeat the red ring goons. So I would need some speed. OK, I see.

Oh, when it's when it's only when it's

on a hold, a hold on.

So she's always I'm using her like it's prism. I'm screwed. Maybe not.

Call me a bug. Oh, bitch, I think screwed. Maybe not. Call me a bogo bitch.

I think they got it. I think they got it. In that case, damn, it's still just invisigod. That's fine, that's fine, that's fine. She's cooking.

Ding, ding.

I'm just glad Punch- up is getting wins. Oh, here we go with this again. We do this shit my way. You can't ever just do your job. Assist the scientists in stabilizing but act quickly at the same time. But they're all I just I can only send him. I don't understand this. Is it saying if I send them to effect reach,

this call will fail? Okay, see, I can't. What if I go Gollum? And then I throw in a little note. Is this about to like end if I, okay.

I've got a situation at vent labs. They told me to call SDN. I'm just an intern.

I understand.

See, there is nobody I can do this with. Unless, oh, I'm going to just send sonar and hope that he got it. Imagine, nope. I'm gonna just send Sonar and hope that he got it. Imagine, imagine. I'm gonna hack too. So we can harp on this win. Sonar come back empty handed.

All right.

Oh.

No, no, no!

What? How do I even get around this. What is my?

Oh, I like that. Destroyed three antivirus in less than 15 seconds.

Nearly there.

Oh. I thought I could take an electricity with me. I tried to leave with some. I was gonna leave here with some.

I've lost contact with the tower. It's pitch black out here. I cannot land this here with something. I'm just gonna leave here with something. I've lost contact with the tower.

It's pitch black out here.

I cannot land this thing.

Help.

I gotta fight.

Do I even need to say it? Fuck these guys up.

I'm your hero, baby.

I'm so...

They got some synergy. We found it. We found it.

Fire.

Round team rescue air team rescue. Sonar is not a bat. Let me see these victories first. Imagine. Imagine. Imagine Sonar.

Imagine. Can't imagine shit you a bad.

Come on, stay focused.

Time to freak some fuckers out.

I didn't want to see that yet. I wanted to see this. OK, when sent alone, InvisiGod reduces travel time and call completion time with her connections. InvisiGod can reveal the number of slots in crime type on hover for certain calls before they happen.

If Invisi-Gal's on the team, XP rewards are doubled. That's way more beneficial to me. I don't need to know what's happening next. I'm the best dispatcher alive. I think we go with an air team.

This sounds crazy, but can you guys catch this thing in the air?

Okay, so everybody's ground that's no problem the plane on the ground

Sounds dangerous, but I think you guys can handle it

liking these odds way more choice Repairs require senior home checkup

And she hasn't answered her phone since the

blackout.

I have extra flashlights if people, uh, any takers.

Okay, more for me.

Workers need help repairing the refinery. Haul the damage out of the way. Any delays could cause another explosion and subsequent power to move quickly.

Headed out. Fine.

I didn't mean to do that! I thought I clicked out. I thought I clicked away.

My baby brother ate my mom.

I thought I clicked away. No, I thought I clicked close, not dispatch. That's on me. That's two L's, I think. Palm the super powered baby out of the tantrum. Rescue the parents out of the other dimension.

Bro.

We are, bro, we are not the ones for that. We are not the ones for that. Do I have any coffee? Oh, God. Open a portal, force water landing.

Levella, we need a portal, force water landing. Malevola, we need a portal now.

I've never made a portal this big before.

Fuck it, we ball.

Okay, uh, kind of cut the wings off there, but hey, now they're just in a boat.

Well done. Well done. That's a point for you, Malevola. Malevola. And honestly, we need more smarter folks. Super powered baby out of his tantrum. Dog, I sent anybody bro, we're screaming at each other. Sonar, Bat, Megabat or Invisigow.

Oh, okay.

The Red Ring is stealing shipments right off the train.

We're not equipped to stop them.

Red Ring, fuck them up for me, yeah. Okay. I have no heroes, I have no heroes, I have no heroes, I have no heroes. What I guess years of cranking it would get you there first. Probably a combo type deal.

Did you see I was on fire?

No water. I was on one.

We know this is a fail. Let's just get this over with.

That's a.

Doesn't receive any D bus from injuries, he cannot be down. That's kind of swag. You see, see we needed that to happen to know he can't be down. John, we learn another power through his L, so that was important.

Always a bright set at the end of the tunnel. Always a bright side at the tunnel.

Whoa, that was great.

All right, and then we're gonna put this in. You have to be a little charismatic, I'm sorry. And then we're going to give you I gotta put you back in combat. You cannot be stupid out here.

Everybody should step back.

Hoo wee!

If you are trying to impress me.

Max career rank? Who you know got here that fast?

Come on.

Bring a hero back from down All right who gets blessed today Should we give it to punch up for having the worst calls and still showing up for the job? Should we give it to whoever needs it looks like it's you punch up. Congratulations, bro Thanks for never letting us punch down too much

good week everybody see you all on monday i mean the sardines are Villain Bar not sure I'd fit in.

Just go dress like that.

Everyone will just think you're a pervert. Yeah, um, alright. Fuck yeah Bobby boy!

You see your dog and it makes you want to go out?

Like what?

If you don't come on the PS5, grab a little banya and let that dog chill out on the couch.

I hear your heartbeat, sound like a fart on a car seat. out like what if you don't come on the PS5 grab a little banya and let that dog chill out on the couch.

I can hear your heartbeat sound like a fart on a car seat and I can read your mind.

You want to fall in love and eat pizza all the time.

Oh that's some West Coast shit.

You're damn big.

You want a drink?

Sure.

You want two?

Sure. Let's go I like this. Hey creep.

Ace of God. Sure That's God like this hey creep Hey cigar, you know, I don't like not knowing people. Well, you won't like knowing him

He's the biggest perv west of the LA River and he's with us

She's joking I'm not my business, but if you do go jerking off in the bathroom, you make it my business.

That's I don't want to be in that business.

That's his third sentence to me. And I was too often at this bar. Who is that? Why are you? What is going on, bro? It's a villain bar. So that's like, yo, hello.

I wish you would have did that to me bro i would have pushed him so hard no i wouldn't have i would have pushed him so hard into the middle of the wall you know on that door you see that pink part of the door wherever the foundational wall is i would have shoved him so hard into it and his shoulder blades would have wrapped around it like this before he bounced off the wall on me let's. Squabbles in the middle. What was that right there?

Like Keanu Reeves to walk by with two, with two, two pints. Hell of a, hell of villains. Sir, there's so much hallway. You don't need to bump into me too. There's no way.

Okay.

All right.

He just get over the back of that. What is, what is he?

That's not moist critical behind the bar drink

My gosh, I would have said what what would you like I would have said what would you like I'll get you whatever you want I promise y'all would have said that but in my money in my mind in my mind I'm actually like wow she got me in here and I would had a hard time. So I should get her the beer off GP She just already knows that and that's kind of sexy. It's kind of sexy a little bit, but let's keep it pushing

Is this for all the strings you had to pull? Catch on quick. I'll grab us a table. Now this is the thing.

I'm not gonna lie, bruh.

She woke something up in me in that little interaction. She did, bruh. Something inside me said, Now, do I regret my decision? I can't say I do, bro. I can't say I do. We're getting another fire in Visigoth moment in my head. It still feels like, OK, there's this movie from back in the day called Still A Goat Got A Groove Back or something like that. Right now.

I can't I can't sit here and act like I watch the movie enough to really know about it, but in my mind, the movie is about in my mind, the movie is about, you know, I'm saying an older woman who gets romanced by a younger individual and it makes her feel young again. And then she get her spark back, her confidence back. And maybe maybe the movie and and like she never needed him. And it was only by her finding her own self in the whole time.

Now, let's look this up just because that's pretty much the movie like that. That's look this up just because that's pretty much the movie. Like that's what this feels like. It feel like Robert got his groove back. It could feel like Invisigow getting her groove back but I'm gonna just keep it on Robert. This feels like Robert got his groove back the movie with Invisigow. However, however, however we not trying to get our groove back bro. We trying to become Mecha Man again. You know what I'm saying?

And like, I'm not saying Invisigod is steering him off the path, but like, like, like, like, and I really don't even know if Blonde Blaze are gonna get him back. I feel stronger about this route, back to the heroism though.

This route is passionate, it's toxic. See ya. Like if Robert going and visiting, he's not gonna give a fuck about that. They hear all stuff, but at the same time, like is that the point? Cause like Mandy don't even wanna be blonde blazer.

Let's keep it going.

Two fancy whiskeys, please.

Make it three.

Four.

Make it five.

Five fancy whiskeys?

No.

Nine shitty whiskeys.

Good lad. We should have avoided him earlier.

We thought he was a fucking narc.

He never said that. He said he reminded me of my ex and he's got buzzkill ass innerviews.

I am a narc.

Light prism. Why you on my noggin, brah?

You're a fucking narc. You messed up.

Nope. Narc wouldn't say that. Unless he said that because he knew you would say a narc wouldn't say that.

Oh, some like, uno reverso type shit.

They gonna be friends for life, Prism and Malevola.

Cheers.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, um, sir, when you have a moment...

Take one of these.

To what do I owe this?

You, sir?

You're good. Have fun.

Can he drink that?

Look, be honest, am I going to make a fool of myself if I sing Whitney Houston?

Are you Whitney Houston?

No.

Then yeah, you what?

Uh, is it alright?

A drink for you.

Wait, um...

It's kinda hard for me to...

I know it was probably a... Who had the books? Bottom line kinda decision, but... Thanks.

Oh, to keep him, wow. Wow, that's respect.

He can't have that outside.

Fine.

Hey, Robert know what to do. Damn, the glass too? Golly, bro, I can't stand that landfill, bro. Nah, nah, nah, he's coming around. I just needed a reason to diss him look at him in the back He's been he's been hawking me the entire night

Everyone thinks I'm a nerd

They can still smell the hero on you. You're the enemy. I bought them drinks. What else do they want? Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. But I hear what you're saying. I'd argue they fucked up their own lives being criminals. See that snark shit? Just tell him who you are. What are the odds that you busted any of them anyway?

Oh. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm If Robert, if we didn't see that dream, it'd be easier to make this case, but we already know Invisigod for the type of way. But people have dreams, you can't control your dreams though. You know what I'm saying? Like, let's see this flashback though.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. That's clearly flambe.

Didn't they already? I'm so good. Oh, he lost his tooth here. That's why it was always. OK, OK, OK, OK. Stand down.

And I won't have to be respectful here. Oh, yeah, bro. Y'all been playing Arc Raiders? It's like when I get hit with a fireball. I've been playing on my Steam Deck, bro. I would lose every fight against them. Y'all got to play Arc Raiders.

That shit too fire, bro. So we almost lost to Flambe.

Ooh, energy sore. My name is Robert, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch I'm such a fucking bitch

I have no hopes, I have no dreams

And a tiny little dream

And it doesn't even function anyway Cause I never got a spot in a cycle

Beg me as I am

I thought he lost to working in a deli or something

You know what's crazy about that bro? He asked me was he doing too much singing with me. Oh my gosh bro. There got to be a tier list of who loved Robert the most and I'm pretty sure Flambe is A. I'm pretty sure he's A tier bro. Who's S? Chase, B, B.

And there was this incident in crypto where he was f*****g with me and I kind of...

I've been dealing with that whistly ass tooth cuz of you

Well, it was self-inflicted, but I'm not sure to see it that way So you can see Why I'm worried about getting incinerated

We all pay for who we used to be sooner you get it over with sooner. We get a fresh start

You've heard a night Didn't I tell her that each What- what- what am I looking at up there? All right from now on team drinks are exclusively at Chili's. Are you lost or something bitch? I'm trying to get fucked up Whoa, what can I even I'm not bro. I'm gonna just be quiet bro. I'm gonna just be quiet, bro I'm gonna just be quiet bars around here fool. Why'd you pick this one? You got a dead wish homie?

Well since you twisted my arm, no one's talking to you fucking

See they finally gave you some arms that can reach your dick Well, since you twisted my arm. No one's talking to you, fucking what the? See, they finally gave you some arms that can reach your dick. There's some people that want to talk to you, you piece of bitch. Oh, shit.

Are we just going to watch this? What? What? Where did everybody go? It's the red dawn. Did everybody leave the bar?

Bro. Level up?

Okay.

Okay.

Just a bar squabble. None serious. We all got down. we all got down.

Friends for life.

Get some fuel, all this game fuel. Little extra garnish. I do not focus on our after that bro. He's on the chopping block, bro. He was gonna be a tier 2 but rock that for that. Right Ah! She temporarily blinded me! Fuck you mean temporarily!

Big blue blind boy!

Ha ha! What?

No, I didn't order that. I ordered three tacos. same five ingredients. Hot sauce? You drunk or concussed?

I'd go with both.

Or do some friendly fire.

Hmm.

Ah!

Either up like the powder.

They go, okay, so we're, okay. We're still dodging. I thought we were switching characters. See punch up got the technique though on me on me. Who's gonna do that to flambe? See Bombay, see, bro, bro, this is peak, bro.

Nice.

Tati seems salty.

Ooh, there she is. Thanks, babes. Sauced it up for me and everything.

Thank you, look out for these. Echalupa? Yes! Wow. He is doing below in the bathroom Is that golem? Oh, yeah. Oh, they, she could have just made a, she could have made a portal the entire time. Oh my gosh.

That might be the thumbnail. This is so fire, bruh, and it's still got him in the dick.

Both arms?

Y'all are fucked up.

Weird thing is how easy it was.

This churro isn't as soft as his noodle arms.

Maybe give us a heads up next time you want to start a fight I want another drink your heroes. No

Heroes don't start fights you finish them

Well, not many finish fights against a red ring yeah, how do you have beef with them? Mr. Dispatcher?

Yeah, we know this Robert guy is affluent

Who are you really? How do you have beef with them, Mr. Dispatcher? Yeah, we know this Robert guy is a fruit.

Who are you, really?

I gotta be real. I gotta be real.

This guy, Robert, is a mask.

And before he get to explaining why, I'm gonna let y'all know why I chose this, bro. Yo, blonde blazer and her identity crisis, that's on her, bro. I'm not saying it's a crisis. I think she needs a break, to be true, bro.

Like I think that she needs somebody to see her as a human being and still see value, compassion, empathy, connection. I think Robert is a great fit for that. Not saying that's why they should be together, but at the very least, they are able to understand how it is to be human, but then strive for greatness, though.

You know what I'm saying? Now, we don't know. We don't know. Blonde blazer backstory. She could be. Oh, if she ends up being the traitor, I'm going to feel so stupid, bro. And I lowkey want to say that's bad writing, too.

I'm not going to lie to you.

But the reason why I said tell them that you're Mecha Man is because you might not be Mecha Man again, bro. I'm gonna let you know right now, bro, that robot suit is not looking healthy. It's not. You don't even know what you're doing in there with your fucking electric gun and your little shade, your little arc raider mask. When you upside that robot,

you don't know what you're doing, bro. You leave that to Zod. Or I mean, I mean, Zoid. I mean, Roid. Last thing you wanna do is lie to people that you are expecting honesty from, bro,

and transparency from, bro. If they come to you and they like bro, we know this is a front Tell us who you really are, especially after a night like this and you tell them No, i'm really robert like it's the next day and every day after that's just gonna like it's just gonna carve away a little bit At the respect that they have at you. It's not gonna be tomorrow tomorrow. They'll rationalize and be like, you know what? yeah, he he He's trying to protect his identity and I can respect that but like week after week, fight after bar fight, after a while people are going to be like, you know, I'm not going

to sacrifice myself for somebody who won't be real with me bro. I can't do that bro. Not that, I can't take that ride.

That's it.

He's not real. He's the guy who sits behind his desk, biding his time, dreaming of the day he gets back in the fight. I haven't told you who I was because I'm kind of starting to like you all and I'm not sure you're gonna like the real me. But the difference between this team getting by

and this team being great is trust.

1,000.

So you should get to know the real me. I'm Mecha Man.

Flambe chill.

No fucking way.

You can't be.

Could be.

That's like a real superhero.

It is you.

You little shit. Shit I think it drooled on you.

It's just a little water.

Oh, wow.

I wonder if you call of you.

Because no, no, we needed him.

Maybe we saved my life.

Yep, thanks for the drink.

So, I expected to be burnt to a crisp by now, and I didn't plan any of this next part.

Anybody else got something to say?

My name's Courtney. Nice to meet you, Courtney. Anybody else got something to say? Herm?

Yuck!

Oh...

Okay... I'm a fucking winner. I'm Alice. Oh, okay. Lavala.

Your last name's Gib?

My name's Colum.

So what now?

Orgy time?

Right, make a friend.

Dog, she got it like, ooh wee, bro. Ooh, whiskey. She has to handle that. She has to handle that, bro, privately. And we don't need to watch.

Fuego sauce and ass play sounds like a great combo.

Mega fuego sauce.

Anybody have another packet of that stuff?

What's the plan with it? Don't look at me when you finish it. See, it's very much boss and your cool, rugged, awesome freedom riders type of shit. You know what I'm saying? And Rob played it so cool. Is this me justifying Blonde Blazer?

I don't think so. He handled it cool when he was like, well, did I finish? I'd like, like what I thinking about you? Cause I'm not thinking about you here. Not to excuse. Yeah, we got to get through the, the.

Sounds like hip hop, but it's not. Cause then the white guitar come in, the white guitar. It's like a run DMC, you know, they came through a wall, but there's a different song. I came through today. You're so good to me. I know that I can change.

I can change.

I tried to tell you about it.

Mandy over Blonde Blazer, for sure, because we were listening to her.

Angel underneath. Innocent.

You and 31% of players told told yeah, I'm not sure Y'all don't even know who shroud is to be talking about you when I kill him y'all kill me bro. How about that? No, don't kill me. That's not a not a request. Just saying y'all kill me I'm done saying that shit you and 79% of players held your own. Okay Save the torrents middle school send the ground team.. I'm a bitch. My name's Robert.

Such a bitch.

Whose name is Robert? I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm such a fucking bitch.

I have no hoes.

Oh my God.

Imagine your name Robert when this shit drop.

You're cooked.

Doesn't even function anyway. Cause I be like.

It's already out of function.

Bro, that is out of pressure.

Bro, that is too funny, bro. I got to eat whole a whole diet fix that shit up, bro. Any of y'all any of y'all buzz dealing with a limp noodle? Y'all got to eat whole foods, bro. I mean, this is I'm trying to help you.

Drink your water. Be back in the suit y'all everybody I appreciate you coming to see this your support means a lot more than a lot it means nine hundred and thirty six American

dollars Bombay really didn't show up really broke asses want proof before they pay that A lot. More than a lot. It means 936 American dollars.

Bombay really didn't show up, really?

These broke asses want proof before they pay.

That actually makes way more sense.

Can't believe you actually hung out with these fuckers.

You jealous, old man?

Of what? Let me guess, you get into a bar fight?

I'm right, right?

That's what criminals do in bars,

they ruin everybody's fun. In fact, if you're gonna make me stand next to a criminal, you could at least hurry this shit up. If you're gonna make me stand next

to Benjamin's fucking button, you could at least change his diaper.

I like that you can be honest in this stuff. You're right.

There was a bar fight.

There was. There was actually red ring assholes who started it, not Z-team assholes, okay? We were just very aggressively defending ourselves. I punched so many dicks. I insult your name.

It was crazy.

And not for nothing, Aaron Paul is doing a great job with Robert too. Like his voice acting for this character was like phenomenal choice. He is killing this.

Okay, protopulse test 19 ready to commence.

We good when you're good, Mecha man.

Engaging protopulse. Now.

All readings super stable.

Here we go. Time to make your grand re-entrance.

Alright. Ready for launch. Roger that. You got to hit the flex. Let them know your first day in there is strong.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, that's tough.

That's just a lightweight.

Lightweight baby!

See there, is that confirmation enough for you cheap ass bitches?

Pay me my money.

Fucking hell.

So, Jawed, it's so obvious he don't have superpowers.

It's a fucking waste of time.

If he was gonna lie about being a hero, why would he pick Mecha Man?

Reminder that Mike is still alive.

Golly, bro.

Not bad, right? Uh, reminder that Mike is still alive. Ha ha ha! Golly, bro!

Not bad, right?

Looks better than the original.

The smoke is a little overkill.

I thought the same too, but I think the purple is a nice touch.

Ooh, that smoke.

Shut it down! Oh Fuck down. Oh fuck. I'm on it What did I just say? What did I just say? What did I just...

Was that flashing light supposed to symbolize red dawn? Is that a red dawn sabotage?

Who would... on Wow. No pause mean I can't make the man Mecha. I'm not good enough, bro.

Wow.

I fail you, I fail everybody.

It's not true, bro.

I almost bring down the whole team. Almost get you, almost get everybody blowed up.

Hey, listen. You might not believe in yourself right now, but I believe in you, Royd.

It's not a

literally game brother this real life I'm in the hospital bed brother I haven't even pulled my sheet back to see if my dick was intact bro if anybody understands that it's me G say that shit to chase coming in here with a fresh ass mr. Rogers neighborhood as outfit bro I'm me bro, I'm naked bro. Who put this dog on my lap?

Right.

Oh, I got my pants on.

You did your best. I can't ask for anything else.

Thank you.

He can't even knuckle me back. My God bro, you ever make a mistake in your life? Like you act like-

I heard that big bastard crying in the bathroom. Makes it hard to shit when somebody's doing that next to you, you know?

Pretty distracting.

Yeah. Heh.

Everyone else okay? And Dizzy girl?

Fine.

One thing she's good at is disappearing when people get hurt.

Ha. What's your deal with her you give everyone shit but it always

seems extra liability and one of us needs to be objective when it's clear something's going on between the two of you see it it's all over your stupid

face you like so I got a hater from both of us man hell no you're reading it wrong we work together, Chase. Our relationship is strictly professional. Nothing more than that.

Look, just be careful, kid.

Don't care, y'all.

Some people did black holes. You reach out to help them and they just suck you in and do whatever the fuck black holes do. I don't know. They fuck you up.

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. I don't know. They fucked you up.

Freaky as- You heard me look, screams, I know some science shit, so I was with you the whole way.

Nah, come on, take the day off.

No, really.

I'm fine.

All I've got to do is sit at a desk.

Desk work doesn't land you in the infirmary, think about that.

I'll mull all over. I don't care if Chase remember that I'm keeping it strictly professional. I will tell Invisigow myself.

Red ring or enhanced proceed with caution. Oh, one sec.

What are you doing up?

Wait a minute.

What do you mean what am I? Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh, one sec. What are you doing up?

Wait a minute, what do you mean what am I? Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because I was supposed to still be asleep. So she's stepping in for my job so that I don't get fired because she supports my endeavors to become great again. I'm not gonna lie to y'all bro. I almost flashed, but you know what? She's still good. She's still good.

Look at that hug, look at that embrace.

You really gave us a scare.

Turns out I'm completely fine. Just sort of time traveled several hours into the future where I feel pretty rested.

Cool, yeah.

That happens to me every night.

Wish I could say the same. How's your ship going good? Yeah?

Challenging made worse by all the enhanced villains. We're dealing with lately. I have a whole new appreciation for you

I couldn't get a tent while I heal her. I'm sorry about the pulse

Give us some time roids a little down, but I'm sure we can come up with alternate power sources

Reassuring hey really looking forward to tonight perfect timing yeah same

Wait what are you?

Oh, is he a fan of surprises or not? What is tonight, by the way? A bottle of it, Haas. So I didn't see what I was from, but I don't know if

sending my level at a Sunday school was the move.

That's hilarious.

Oh, I need to pop on down to the store. Can someone watch my sweet kitty Hobbes while I'm out? He's fussy today.

Entertain Hobbes, the cow, all his owners away, keep a watch fly on him, he's a troublemaker. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. You know, we'll be fires of if I could send more people on personality missions, personality and brain missions really need some help Entertain Hobbes the cat who's entertaining. I feel like this is a show time. No, not you

Do we have a partner for you yet? We still don't know imagine Whoa Don't even try it. He did it! Whoa, that threw me off for a second. That's fire. Now, entertainment gotta be a charisma, right? Keep a watchful eye. I feel like they might have no issues.

Sending three would be kind of crazy. It's for a cat. I think they got it.

I need someone to wait in line for this really cool game that I'm old enough to play and my parents said it was okay to call SDN.

Wait patiently in the long line for the game to drop. Blending with the line to not look like a scalper. Blending in? What would that even be? I really wish I could just send Invisigow. Why is she resting though?

Oh, you know what?

Hold on, hold on.

There it is.

Let's go.

She can blend in, because she ain't gonna be seeing me.

Holy shit, man, you're okay?

You're so fucking scared, dude.

Guess Mecha-Man's a bit sturdier than we thought.

Damn boy, you ate mad shit.

We got you your present. Did you see it? I did, thank you. That was very nice.

Well, we were remiss.

I mean, we missed you.

Glad you're back, Robbie.

Things were almost too boring around here.

His voice is just so like,

it's too nonchalant to take serious. He basically just called me like, like he being sarcastic, I can't tell if he's sarcastic or not. This cat's not a cat, it's a giant effing tiger. Stand your ground.

Stand your ground. I don't think we got that. Looks like it just wants to play. What's my highest strength here? Bribe it with treats. Would that be intellect? Love bomb wrestle.

I'm going to wrestle just because I can't tell about bribe. Please just be an eight. Please just give me an eight. Yes, thank you.

We will sweep the floor.

Hey, with them.

As far. All right, new duo. I think everybody got a duo now. Man, we really don't have flambe anymore, that's crazy. I gotta send one less person out when I can.

My notes app, he's fucking with all my standup comedy material.

Also, I think they have access to our secure servers.

Galen, that's the dude that was in a locker room earlier. We did meet gallon

What is this

Let me think about this, okay, so if I pull up that bottom right, that gets me. That'll flip.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That would just give me one charge. I would have to go up first. Now up is a death trap. If I. Oh, bro. OK, let me think about this. Oh, if I get an electric charge, I kill him now.

All right, follow me. Bro.

Come here.

Okay.

Then I'm gonna come up here. Up, up, down is the first half. I'm gonna come down here. Left, left, right, left, up, up, down, left, right, left. That was a up, up, down, right? Yep, left, right, left, up, up, down, left, right left up up down left right left shit

nice Hello? Yes, it's that time of month again. Send your finest over to clean my abode.

Clean the callers home thoroughly and quickly, politely put up with this very frequent caller. My most charismatic person does not have enough charisma. That's crazy. Unless that is touching and we just gotta see what happens.

Blazer, hold down the fort, okay?

She did the best she could.

Must be a bit rusty.

She's been away from the desk too long.

I thought this was an easy job.

Well, it's not. I just make it look easy.

You make it look easy.

You're actually cool.

He's not he's just been gone all day, so it seems like he is shut up hoist

Was that a success with the double XP?

Damn thing

Good work

Rizzo me I can just count on you bro. There's some dude just a

Picking fights with random that's at the convention center. It's weird.

Can you make it stop Molly?

You got it. You got to breathe. You got to blow your nose next deescalate take down an escort deescalate for you. I'll make down an escort. And then you'll fill up the rest with your extra juice.

Oh sick sick.

Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Okay.

Sheesh. Nice, y'all. All right, let's take a look here. You can fly. We don't really need you mobile. I'm just going to match you. All right, with that, we would do punch up next. What does, we gotta balance him with water boy.

And I, you know, I'm actually gonna put him in combat one more time. And then with good old water.

Half man, half bat, all freak.

I was saying that. Boost your charisma. Oh, that's so not you though. Maybe your speed actually. Intellect and speed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Punch up can be a team blazers doing a speech over the college and one of you will be there to hear it

Who needs it the most? I mean punch-up doesn't receive any D bus from injuries. He cannot be down or Yeah, I'm gonna go water boy just because it seems more interesting for me. I'm hoping punch up never has to go down. So we don't even need to be worried about that. All right, let's take a look.

Believes me, but there's definitely a ghost in my house.

Oh yeah.

They're good at exorcisms or whatever.

Please just be enough. Give me an option to where it's just meant for her.

Well, ghosts are bullshit, but spirits are real.

Can confirm.

Waterboy no longer assigns himself. Waterboy will heal up to two heroes when sent on a call together. Or Waterboy now gains plus three to the highest stat. Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's easy.

Re-election's coming up and we're hosting a little roast of the mayor and SDN Hero would really round out our guest list.

Oh, my eyes are burning, y'all. Entertain the mayor and the live audience. It's a roast, but be smart. We don't want SDN on the mayor's shit list. Everybody loves a good smart roast.

Hey, girl.

There's a full on gang war happening at the warehouse district. Looks like Red Ring and the Frigos.

Shit, Red Ring's closing in on this biker gang.

Oh, that's actually the Frigos. They're an e-biker gang, way worse.

Like stopping the gangs would be a bigger thing I like the look of that a lot better While wait rotter boy up and send him with her? He is smart. He would balance the smart doing it. That's such a nasty split. Yes. Waterboy was the worst person to send.

Both of them actually were. Invisigod might be hilarious though on the low. Too spicy. It's because Waterboy was there. Why didn't he add plus two to the highest stat in there? I guess it didn't matter.

Oh, my gosh, no way. Failed a call with greater than 70%. Ah, bro, why am I getting an achievement for that? All right, we gotta figure out how to heal him. We gotta figure out how to heal him.

Whoa, did you guys hear Vander's saying

his wife got divorced?

Sure did.

My entire portfolio is fucked.

I knew the vibes were off this morning, but I couldn't tell if it was divorce vibes or shitty commute traffic vibes.

Hey, maybe she's not going to hell after all.

Marrying someone can send you to hell.

Yeah, but only if you marry a billionaire.

Ha ha.

LARP gone wrong.

The Faction of Light needs your help

to overtake the Faction of Darkness. LARP gone wrong. type shit.

Oh my gosh! Fucking rocks free knuckle kisses Sentience is fucking weird

Golem, you are so right. Why were those bots went in on this shit? She was a class to lead the faction of light to victory

Little who do I have? Barred

Come on come on on, come on, come on.

We all finished resting in time.

I'm right downtown. Suspect is in pursuit, but we need SDN to defrost the bank.

What did we just, what did we just boost you to? Waterboy assigns himself, okay, now gains plus three to the highest stat for that call.

Okay.

I would like to get Sonar back smart again, so I'm gonna send the three.

Okay, okay, this looks like a job for a janitor. Let me, let me squeeze on in here.

Okay, where are we melt the ice or break the ice?

Opportunity for flambe to burn shit and he ain't even here.

Might take a while but you could try chipping away at the ice.

Use your fists or whatever it takes to break the ice. Be careful to not hurt the civilians trapped. We see the successes real quick.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Yep. Yummy. Take that.

Oh, you can't say you're not impressed.

You can't.

I mean, you can. I just won't believe you.

You got to get a little faster. You doing all right, water boy. This thing gotta be speed, like on some like maybe he can then turn into ice and Frozone or even just making waves for himself. It's got to be a speed guy.

Everybody should step back.

Please. Everybody should step back. Please.

I saw you right. Thought I was getting rusty.

I'm gonna lie, you can lose a little brains. You use a little brains. You stepping up for me in that last cutscene was. Are you getting blessed today? I promise it came up a little stronger, bro. You know we don't have a full on bay no more, so.

I mean, we need some punching power.

OK, break the ice.

You know, you almost ready punch up. Matter of fact, I guess I'm a level of two, though. We could do this with this with this. My pleasure. What are we doing?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. All right.

Here, here.

I'll crack some skulls.

Boom, get healed up. She's already on, yup. Yup, that's it.

Now you see me?

Now you see me over here.

Destroy the bots, reprogram the bots. Oh my gosh, shipment down. Bring your kid to work day and I thought he could try using the forklift. An uncertified forklift driver dropped an entire shipment. Recover what you can of the shipment before it becomes a waterlogged.

Less to be busy.

Okay, so, recover. Oh, I know that's a, hold on, I gotta see what else is out here.

They're, they're inside. Oh, God, there's blood everywhere.

We must destroy the bots. I think I can send her on her own, maybe with water. Who does she like to go with again? Gollum, I could get them to two.

Wait for me.

Come on, slow poke.

And that would leave me with one hero each. Maybe I only send maybe I only send Gollum. Oh, but like I could use that, that plus two boost though. And it's a guaranteed win. I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna do it.

Great.

Okay. Otherwise I gotta play with Randos.

Now lowkey feel like he could do this on his own. I've got some buddies who sewer reprogram the bots.

Will you ask?

Yes, they're bats.

He wants to go by himself. And he's super smart.

Oh geez.

Oh no, I'm sorry.

Watch that puddle right there.

There's some activity down in the sewers. My tenants are getting uneasy. Can you folks look into it?

I always love the good filter.

That's on flambe, that's on flambe. I could, bruh, if I had one more coffee. If I had one more coffee.

Yo, you got a snack?

I thought you said you had it.

No, no, that was me.

Night everyone.

Oh, I'm pretty fucking beat.

I'll see your dumb asses in the morning.

I've got the booze.

Folks down for a carpool?

I got room. I'm good. I'll fly over in a bit. I would like a ride.

I'll bring extra towels.

Malevolent got to be charismatic. She just is, you know? Malevolent is swaggy. We're going to go Gollum and the leg. Maybe we boost his vigor one more time, actually. That's a strong suit.

Got to keep it strong. Here we can go low key. We could use a little bit more charisma out of him. Maxed out a hero, but I max. What are max? Oh, is it ranked 10 and that's it?

So he's almost done. Oh, bro. You know shit yet Nice we'll put this one on mobility.

Tough course. Don't look, don't get in your head about it, OK? Another 72 that I lost.

We can just skip this. We can just skip this one for sure.

Oh!

This game makes no sense.

Okay, sure. We can call that a success.

Time to freak some fuckers out.

And 19 wins, but my 70, whatever. Already max rank anyway.

Like the game coming to an end, all these max ranks.

Must be a season without Mecha men. Bourbon, which I'm sure you would appreciate. And nice that we get to spend more time together.

Be honest with yourself, bro. Be honest with yourself, bro. Be honest with yourself.

But to be heroes guiding them. It's not nothing, but I don't think I can sit on the sidelines.

Here it is.

I worked hard to get good at being Mecca.

Yes. All me.

I don't know that I want to just walk away from that.

Dirk by brick, Robert. Just when I feel like I got a handle on it. Walk away from that Drink Bob Rick Robert

Just when I feel like I got a handle on it, I figured out I think about chase and my dad and shroud

Then I get all fucked up. You know what I'm saying beef. You know what I mean

It is like a farted in your mouth. Exactly.

See, this is why I appreciate her talks.

Malevola, please.

Are you decent?

Definitely a house that needs some walls.

Yeah, I told him that the last time I came.

Somehow it looked worse.

I am in my underwear.

I can see you. I was joking when I asked if you're decent.

I know, I just need you to know that I know how I look right now.

Alright, that rubs out by the way. You just have to put a little muscle into it. Do you know where you want to hang this?

Why are you holding a lamp?

I think he's only considered where he'd hang himself. That corner seems fine. It's a housewarming gift for your housewarming party, Robert. I told people to bring a lamp or something.

Wait, wait.

People. More people are coming here to my home. Look, I'm not really in a party mood right now.

Not what it looks like to me with your tidy whities.

Okay, she just-

Damn, he uses box and briefs.

Kind of morbid. Which I'm kind of into.

Is that my work computer?

We figured it out, brother.

Invisi-girl fire, bro. She fire, bro. Then Vizzie asked me to get the energy reading we got this morning and cross reference with recent calls. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

It's not destroyed.

Nope.

And a bunch of B grade villains have been trying to unlock its power only to end up

blowing their asses off like you did.

Wow.

And they sell it on the next sucker and the same shit. It's passed Hans at least four times that we've tracked.

How does Shroud not know this?

Probably think like us. Think it was destroyed.

But he's no smart fucko and he's gonna figure it out soon enough. That's why we get to it first. Which is why we're having a party? The Z teamers

know every low-level supervillain in three counties. We track its location. They'll know who has it. Then we kick in some doors, knock some heads, snatch that shit back, and you'll be Poulsen or whatever in no time. Why'd you do all this? I don't know. You helped me, and now I'm helping you. Just shut the fuck up about it until we find the thing.

So, one of the last pings that we got

was from a boat over here in Marina del Rey, which is?

Oh, yachty territory.

Why, she's here first.

You know much about those guys?

Uh, old money crew of Ascot wearing coke heads. Skylar Arcady runs it now. Three generations that family's been trying to finger me.

What are they accusing you of?

Golly!

You're cute.

We're gonna ask you some questions about a piece of peck they moved. But first, I've

gotta put on pants.

Aww, what? But then I can't do that.

Yep, right on that.

What the fuck? What the? What's going on? Y'all know who that is, bruh.

What's understood don't gotta be repeated every episode. She brought a gift.

My level look good, bro. about a gift.

The level of look good, bro. I'm conflicted. Bruh, she look good to me, bro. But can you kick him out before he break the projector? All that spit and vomit water vomit.

Hey, baby girl, I saw that.

Jaycee, you know you can't handle this. Oh, it must be tap. It's music. It's a dumping. This music is shit dumping Night okay now if everybody dance that was a good move. Are you forcing it now? Can everybody okay? All right. Hey, there you go. There you go. There you go. Get the energy crystal Look at Rob like yeah, that's it. Let this in there right now. I can't even lie. Look at Chase Wow, I haven't been to a good house party like like classic house party in so long, bro. I might throw one

And they gotta be in an apartment just this small too and at least like 12 people that's it i'll vlog it We taking it to the room oh no, no, no my no, no, my fault, my fault, my fault, my fault. That was a nice stand on me.

You do understand how projectors work, right?

Felt more dramatic. And bare walls are a sign of depression.

Why isn't always a warehouse by the docks?

It's where stuff comes in and stuff goes out. Not a rocket scientist, are you?

No, that was my dad. What kind of security are you dealing with?

That's where it gets tricky.

Shit.

And more shit.

You need a fucking army.

I'll go. Can't shoot what you can't see. Look, this is really great work, but doing this tonight is out of the question

Hitting a secure location like this is something they would handle downtown

Are you kidding?

Hey firepower in this room to take down a fucking kaiju

But you're drunk as Z team is please y'all wouldn't make it past the front door

No one's asking you to do a goddamn thing, okay? Hey, no need for that. We take the day to plan it with downtown

and hit the warehouse tomorrow night.

She's not wrong.

Tomorrow night? This thing's not gonna sit still for that long. If we don't grab it, someone else will.

Oh Lord, bruh. Oh Lord.

Okay, so, okay, so. This decision comes down to Robert as leader. Simple as that. This is the most authoritative decision Robert can make, follow me. Now, I am aware that we are all drunk. Invisigal, Royd, Malevola came in with this plan,

clearly researched, so it's not like we came up with this shit just now, you know what I'm saying? They've cooked for some days on this, you know what I'm saying? Now cooked for some days on this. You know what I'm saying? Now, the party itself was so was so lit and active because the plan was so sure, sure to work.

You know what I'm saying? Just imagine if that plan was in the back of their mind. Robert would not be posted up with a with a with a dove or with a Haas, a glass of Haas on the ice. No, he wouldn't, bro. He'd be pacing, he'd be staring at the wall. Like, if he knew that this could potentially

be the next step to getting back into Mega Man, he would not be this calm, bro. I think the plan is solid. And Blonde Blazer, I understand you're doing your job, but like, not right now, you know what I mean? It's kinda like, why wouldn't you want us to stop it? Now I got me side-eyeing her a little, bro. I gotta keep it real.

I gotta keep it real, bro. They've been giving Invisi-Girl so much screen time, bro. All we give Blonde Blazer is like here and there. Oh yeah, I was dating the buffest hero ever. But again, I left him because he couldn't see me as a human being. I know y'all saw y'all said in the comics that like they couldn't even like have passion together because he had alien giblets

Not human jibs. We need to take a minute and sit on this because I'm dating blonde blazer, right? Somebody who understands the work. I genuinely feel like we should do it tonight I genuinely feel like we should do it tonight. And I think this as we go tonight

She's right. They're ready.

We're ready.

Hobart.

No, it's not happening.

There's no guarantee. It'll be there tomorrow. We need to go now.

She said no. You understand that word or is it got too many fucking syllables

for you?

Why don't you go walk your ass around a mall?

Grandpa heroes are talking.

You are no fucking hero. Whoa hey She named you invisigow you named yourself invisibitch, and you had it fucking right You need to stop talking you want to get people hurt get people fucking killed Then you need to go back to the team where you belong chase. That's enough. This is crazy She's like you, but she's not Robert doesn't need to keep going out there with no powers putting his life on the line to make This is crazy! Fancy. Damn!

Oh shit! About me. I know you're a liar criminal. I know you're fucking dangerous. What else do I need to know? Yeah, now I know you're cow Just one oh my god busy wait I was a nice overcore that bitch sent his ass airborne. How are you not dead?

Chase Are you all right? That's enough for tonight.

You keep talking for me. Why do you keep talking for me? I'm a grown ass man first. I'm asking Chase if he's okay. You don't tell him if he's had too much. Clearly he's had too much.

I'm trying to get this to an ending myself

I'm sorry this turned into Whatever just happened

It's okay everything's fine, I'll be okay here. Just call me later whenever you drop them off All I needed was a little just to let you know like we saw on the the same team, right, babe? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Don't worry. I'll make sure the team is safe. I know you didn't really like my call tonight, but at the same time, I had to do what was right on behalf of ultimately all of us. So I think tonight's the right I know you said not tonight, fucking answers to me. Got it? That room quiet.

I saved the video. We gonna laugh at that tomorrow for sure. It's a great clip.

There's a girl.

Yeah, so I might have to do that once a month or so as a release of my hatred for you. But perhaps with some time,

you'll be less of a bitch to me he's on the ground me me me me me me me me yeah we'll see me me me me me me

happy housewarming bitch your place fucking sucks

hey

hi do I have a shiner? Nope. No. All my shiners are internal. Heartbreak it. Oh my gosh, bro.

Yeah, bro.

What are you doing?

Why is it that when old people do normal shit, it feels like a horror movie?

No.

I thought you went home. Came a horror movie. No. I thought you went home.

Came back to apologize.

No.

Goddamn apartments look the same. I got watching us from the balcony. Walked into his house, think it was yours. Sorry about that.

Fuck you.

Hey, he said he was sorry.

Well, fuck you too.

Okay, let's go.

Oh my gosh. All right, Lilo, we can count your balconies, bitch. I'll be at your door in five minutes. What are we talking about? Spit on him, Chase. Drilling his shit like water boy would.

She told you? Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh's that Internet somehow made sex born. You sound like you look.

Oh, my gosh.

This game is great.

Fuck.

Maybe that's why I say the word so

much.

Wow.

Sorry, Chase. I hadn't thought about that stuff.

Got to eat whole foods.

You should all of us.

You ever think about why we do what

we do?

Help people. Show of lips. Hey. So, obviously I gave her the pep talk, you know, like, that's all bullshit. You make up your own fate, yada yada. I don't even remember what I said, but I do remember thinking, oh, fuck. Yeah, that must have been hard. Like, if I didn't have you, you know, and my dad, where would I have ended up

That was always in you. It's what makes us different from a thief like her. Oh

Come on, you've stolen things too. What you racist motherfucker? I never stole a fucking thing in my entire fucking life

Chase you've literally stolen things for me. Oh Yeah, but that doesn't count that was for somebody else

what you quietly contemplating yeah I guess I hadn't considered some things but I think the answers are out there if you just listen to the wind I

Know it I know her brah Nice beef house beat all the time. I see why you and beef get along on all that was him. Where's my guy?

Boy, that's it. There's my boy. There's my good boy. Who's a good boy? Beef is. Oh my gosh, bro. You check your depends, bro. I know that whole house smell like a murky boo-boo. What we hearing?

What we hearing? Is there a mic on this? Hey, hey, can you hear me?

The fuck are you doing?

Oh, not much.

Just looking for your stupid ass pulse that's somewhere on this big-ass boat. This one almost dropped her pen in the super-villain group chat, because this place is crawling with dipshits. And the good news is, they don't know where it is either.

You know who's not good, beefy boy? You know who's a real pain?

Fizzy.

Get out of there now.

Look, you're disappointed, I'm disappointed. I'm sure Chase will have some shit to talk, but I'm here. And this is our last chance of getting this thing.

Okay, maybe if I can hack into the system, I can trace the energy signal.

Check the map.

Let's get to hacking.

Let's get to hacking.

Something would be great.

Yeah, let's start with something.

We got Echo from Arcane on the left. Did y'all see Echo? What? Oh, not this again.

Oh, God.

Shit, I need a password.

OK, OK, OK, there's no timer on this, which is groovy.

Up, up, up, up, right, up, up, right.

Right. And I'm supposed to know where that is. See that tower?

The biggest one. It's at the top.

Oh, perfect. So you want me to cross this active battlefield?

Look, I didn't want you to do any of this shit.

I get it, okay. Jesus.

Keep your eyes peeled for visible. Looks like she might know something we don't.

What the f*** is that, Mr. T?

Shit. They're onto me. Oh, hey, there's a door to your left.

Fuck, it's locked.

Feel free to take your time. Just catching up with some old friends.

Oh yeah, old friends, what you mean? Oh, that's her old squad, okay. Okay, the same people who blew up my original, okay. Okay, we want forgiveness though, okay. No, I've forgiven her, I've forgiven her clearly.

I like her.

I'm conflicted low key a little bit, but not really though. If we're talking about relationship, no, I'm not conflicted. Up, up, left, left, up, right. That's why I keep bringing it up.

Nice.

What the fuck?

Okay, hey, Lizzie, lead him towards that speaker tower. I've got an idea. I'm back in the lab, let's go.

What? it. You're not going anywhere. I'm going to get you out of here. I'm going to get you out of here. I'm going to get you out of here. I'm going to get you out of here.

I'm going to get you out of here.

I'm going to get you out of here.

I'm going to get you out of here.

I'm going to get around that?

Look, hey, just worry about not dying.

I'll find you a way around it.

Huh?

Uh-huh, uh-huh, I'm locked.

Why does the crane have the hardest controls? My knee just passing through. Fuck me, they're mining me.

What? Some good ass AI. For me, bro. Okay. Okay. I literally got you What the fuck? Left, left, left, right! Left, left, left, right!

Now, the crane.

Y'all know I struggle with those. I

Know I struggle with those please please stay out my DMS with the voice notes today

The captain's quarters to be right in front of you Before we go full pump on your ass full pump a on my ass? What kind of threat is that? You gonna give me diarrhea? Wait, no! That was predictable.

Lava lad.

Oof! Shh.

Where the fuck is this thing? Because that's not gonna hold him for long.

It's in the safe.

The safe? I don't know how to open a fucking safe. It's in the safe

There's no way I'm back in here again. I'd say this was excessive but Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, they're everywhere, bro. Still got it. Oh no!

Alright shit, there's no more.

There's genuinely no more. Okay, I'm gonna go to the other side of the map and leave you alone for a while. That's my last one. Let me slow down. Let me locate you. Yep, come on down this way.

Hit this gnarly corner and I'm going on you. I had to dip on your punk ass. Woo, way, Skate!

All right. Skate's Alright. I don't know. Does it look like a little glowy butt plug? Uh, you know what?

I guess it does.

Okay.

Look at his eyes. You can tell he's like, bro, can we just- Why did it stop?

Holy shit, are they?

Robert, what's going on?

I'm here.

Just hang on. Trying to get the camera back online. I see you. You're good. Just take one step at a time.

You need to hold your breath and be invisible again. Why would you choose this part to? Maybe she's tired. Maybe she's scared. Bro, hold your... It's all good, you got it.

Vizzie, stop.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh my gosh.

Hey, Vizzie, stay calm.

Your inhaler is-

Nah, not like this. Remember that question I had about who would I regret losing? Oh my gosh. you but you don't give up okay busy you gotta fight please busy hey there's no way you get up get up no no no no no this bro bro you got a move bro keep up

no No!

I'm getting the chills. I'm getting the chills. I'm getting the chills. I'm getting the chills.

OK.

Yeah. You're good. Oh my fuck. Where's my keys? Where's my fucking keys? Hey, wake up.

No more. No more fucking this. Please. Please, James.

Please.

Oh, his final apology

was a fucking rescue.

It was a sacrifice.

They trying to get me with this one. They trying to get me with this one they trying to get me with this one no fight fight back fight it That was a huge.

There's no way that we figure out

anything in this first season of I think these first batch of episodes is literally just set in a stage, bro. I think it's literally just set in the stage for what could be one of the greatest interactive decision based narrative. I don't even know what to call this, actually. Experiences ever. You and 35% of players were ready to send the Z team.

Let's go. Let's go. I like being on the lower end of these choices, bro. I really do. You and 0% of players helped Invisigod locate the Astral Pulse.

What?

I wonder what that means.

You and 29% of players dance with blonde blazer didn't have a choice.

So I'm assuming that just means at this point, seven, 70, can I do math? 71% of players have chosen to visit guys or love interest. I get it. I do get it, but it's like the way that it feels to me genuinely is like. Like Rob and Invisigod,

like Invisigod can be set up to run the Z team next when Rob goes back to real life, maybe she's like, you know, I don't want to do it. No, she's not going to be no dispatch.

Are we kidding? We need to see more of Blond Blazer. This this whole section of episodes is painting and visit guys like the right choice. And that's the part that I'm like, am it's supposed to have its pros and cons. Maybe we see more of Blond Blazer next. I still think it's the right choice for a relationship, though.

I really do. Blond Blazer seems emotionally intelligent. She's sure of herself. As sure as she can be as as sure as she can be knowing she's playing a role but for the greater good. She's just as real as Robert in that regard.

If it's a guy who just got spunk, she got swag. She squabble, we've seen her squabble multiple times and we're talking to her all day long because we're at the job together. Blond Blazer, what do you do there? I still got hope in them though. I still see them as the wiser, more mature choice.

Blond Blazer and Rob. Invisigod just got swag though. You and 39% of players flexed? Okay, we'll take that. Failed to deal with Vanco's delivery bots. Lost the mole people to the red ring.

Played as the bard. Most in here, OK. Overall cost success rate is 40 percentile. 15 times use the hero's power. So far, so good. So far, so good.

My thing is, these are playing exactly how they should. Invisigod should be number one hero that I'm choosing because we got synergy in the job together bro like I told you his mentor mentee his big bro it can't be big bro little sis because she don't already had you know I'm saying they've already had them conversations can't do that we could still be it's like it's like is it work husband work wife not really either that either because my wife is

there though I guess we'll see in the next episodes what actually takes place. Ladies and gentlemen, if you enjoy these episodes of Dispatch, it cannot wait. Almost stuttered. Can I did stutter? Cannot wait until next week when they drop episodes seven and eight.

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