BINTANG TAMU KAYA SETAN! OKI & LOLOX BIKIN DUO BAHLUL MELEDAK - PODCAST BAHLUL (SAHIL DAN KAMAL)
Because you're friends, is there anything that you're only brave enough to do to Lolo or to Oki?
You can't influence him?
Try it! Are you brave enough? Come on!
Come on!
Oki Renga, bro!
What?
He's viral everywhere. But has he ever been viral in a fight? He's only viral when he's angry. Yeah.
He's never been viral in a fight.
He's never been a viral show
Not yet
Everything is just...
What's it called?
In the beginning
Yeah, try it
Just go for it
Just go for it
Just go for it
You see Oki now With his amazing achievement He's jealous Okay, scara. I'm gonna put chapaya. Yeah, yeah
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Get started freeAnd can get a bar and me
Massimo see
No, I'm gonna
carry
My I'm In the
Comedian
Comedy horror film film you're going to come in and horror. Yeah, yeah, I'm a dog I love horror comedy Well, I need comedy But the time horror yeah, I'm gonna get my comedy. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be some I get a little Yeah Yeah I'm the owner of this perfume shop, but I see no workers like this. This is so annoying.
I want to buy perfume, but where are these two people?
This is my chance to buy perfume.
I'm going to buy perfume.
I'm going to buy perfume. I'm going to buy perfume.
I'm going to buy perfume. Where are these two people? Ah! This is my chance to buy perfume.
What's a good perfume? I want to buy perfume for my friend.
Sherpy Mi! Hey, do you want to buy perfume? Excuse me, I'm not the one who's looking after him. Do you want to buy perfume?
I'm not the one who's looking after him. No, I mean, don't be like this.
It's not a problem to sell perfume
Why sell perfume?
It's not a problem It's okay, I'll buy one
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Get started freeI want to buy chocolate, but it's chili
I want to buy perfume too
You're sitting there, so you're...
I'm not sitting there
Then sit
Sit, you!
Sit, you!
Here, one perfume Which one? Brown but with chili flavor.
When I use it, all the girls run away.
For whom is this perfume? For my friend. I want to buy a perfume but I don't know.
Because you're the one who sells it.
This one is suitable. For me. If you don't have one, I'll get one. Which one?
What's with the noise?
Eh, how can you do that?
How can you be so rude?
How can you do that?
Matel?
What are you doing?
This is our perfume shop.
This is mine.
Is it peaceful inside?
Yes.
Come in. I'll take it! Is it peaceful inside? Yes, it is. Here, Boss.
Who is this?
I own this perfume shop. There's a lighting guy.
Sorry. If you keep pointing, it'll be slow. I can't see.
Poor guy.
Batman.
Batman.
Cool. Our shop is welcome by Robocop.
Batman.
I want to buy perfume for my friend. Oh, just sit there
Don't push
Don't push
Don't push
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Get started freePlease sit
What model do you want? This one, sweet
Sweet?
How do you call sweet? Oh, floral
What do you mean?
Flower. For who? Wait, floral. Floral. What do you mean? Flower. For whom?
Wait.
Chorus. Chorus. Where are you going?
He wants to be funny, but his neck hurts.
Who are you buying perfume for?
For my friend.
Who?
Who? I'm trying to...
You know, this is...
the proof of who is the biggest sinner.
Play. He's the biggest sinner. Straight away. You're the biggest sinner. If you see your friend, you'll be like, I have to do this.
You're a burden to me. What are you doing?
So, who is this for?
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Get started freeMy friend. A good friend.
Good? You're kidding!
Don't play with him.
A good friend?
I'm also making my friend. You're making him first. My friend is just... Tell me, what's your friend like?
Yeah.
What's his personality like? Describe him.
He's...
What?
Why?
What? How come? Woo! That's how he looks. Is that a friend or a cat? No, no.
It's like that.
A cat's good.
Compared to him.
So it can't be a girl.
This is so troublesome.
It's a guy. A guy. A guy.
I'm a guy.
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Get started freeHow about the guy?
Can you guys just sit here? Tall, fair, thin.
Tall, fair, thin.
Tall, fair, thin.
Tall... Wait, wait, tall, fair, thin.
That's a long one.
Marcel Candrawinata.
No, no.
Your friend. Tall, fair, thin.
You're so stupid. Stupid.
Stupid, not stupid.
Besides physical characteristics, we also need to know the character What do people like?
You asked me earlier, now it's him You didn't answer? I answered, he answered
You didn't answer first?
No
You teach
No I'll teach you, you cat
Is there anyone who cares? Where?
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Get started freeI want to break his head
What's the character? You go first
His character I'm not sure. What's the character? You go first. It's his character.
No. Can you mix it up?
This one first.
The character.
Yes. You want to customize it, right?
We have to know what the character likes.
It's a ritual. It's so complicated. You've been playing this since earlier. It's so confusing. Can you be quiet? That's why you're right in front of me. I'm looking at this. Just stay still. Just stay still.
Come here.
Just like this.
So it's wide. Use 0.5.
Damn.
It's not there.
It's not there. Just like this.
It's not there.
Just like this. Just the eyes are different.
Yes. The eyes are different.
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Get started freeDid you live in a CCTV before?
Like this. I was living in a CCTV room before It's like this Windmills are moving Okay, now just say it What brand is the windmill? Cosmos There's Cosmos Odesta Windmills Cosmos Odesta
Sticking to the wall Sticking to the butt
What are you doing? Are you watching TV together?
I've been bringing this Are you watch TV together? Why are you bringing that? I've been bringing this.
You guys watch TV together?
Yes.
TV in the village?
Yes. You know that?
You're amazing.
I don't know.
I know that.
I know that.
I know that.
I know that. It's so hard to focus here. There's a game. The remaining 4. 1, 2, 3, 4. Who is the most... cruel? Who goes first? The one who likes to eat his friend.
He goes first.
This one?
It's safe.
Who likes to eat the friend's food?
If you bite this, it means you're not a good friend.
Oh, you're not good?
Don't be rude.
I'm not good.
Oh, yeah. So you're not a good friend.
It's hard, I don't think it's gonna work.
It's hard.
It's hard.
It's not working. I can't do it! That's why I moved it. I can't do it.
It's okay.
I'll do it.
You again. You again.
There's no one to put it down. Okay, now focus.
Who do you want to buy it for? Just say the name. I can't.
Don't force me.
I want to buy this for Lolo. I want to buy it for you. You want to buy it for me?
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Get started freeCuman.
Cuman, let's wait. You're so happy to kiss a man.
No.
Okay.
You want to buy it for Oki.
What kind of fragrance do you want? Yes, chocolate, but it tastes like chili.
Because it's sweet, a bit bitter.
Okay.
Chocolate, but tastes like chili. Have you ever tried it? No. Same.
This one, smell it first.
Open it, open it.
Not yet.
Open it. You can choose the perfume, but you haven't opened the bottle. Smell it first. It's not... Chocolate, but...
It smells like potato.
That's chocolate. Chocolate from the garbage.
But the taste of chili is... This one? This one is right.
It smells like potato.
This is right, right?
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Get started freeAh, shut up!
Don't do that. I want to tie my hair.
You're a party user, Jah.
It's like playing with a rope.
Just write it down so we know what it is. You write it down first, okay?
Yes.
The perfume's character.
Brown. I just write it down later. Yes. The perfume's character. Let him do it first.
I just want one.
Chocolate.
Use that one.
It's not on? Where is it?
There's none.
Try it.
It's stuck.
The real chocolate is stuck.
It's stuck until it comes out. Why can't I do it?
Try it.
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Get started freeIt's not good.
Is there another one? There's only two. It's not working.
Try this one. The hard one.
It's not working.
No, it can't be. If this is right, it should be a drum.
Why did you tell me?
It's not a drum.
I'm annoyed.
It's out of battery.
Yes, I didn't get it.
Hey, why did you force me?
It's shaking.
Why did I get it again?
Why didn't it shake?
Why didn't it shake? It's a powder.
Why did I get it again?
The breakfast was broken. So, you didn't get it. I got it.
It's true, but he didn't feel it.
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Get started freeWhich one? The top one.
Try to press it.
No.
No. That's weird.
You're acting, right?
For God's sake. Because you're an actor. You're an actor and a billionaire. Oh It's your fault! Don't be mad! No, I was just kidding Wow, try it Look at his face, he's so mad that he won't let me down
Yeah
Because of our promise The first time I came here, I was like, why are you making fun of me? You were like, what's wrong with you? But Try it first
What was the taste like?
This one smells good
We're really selling perfumes.
Try it.
Give me the good one. The pancela is here.
The pancela was there. It's different.
There's a label.
We'll bring the perfumes home. It's a jump.. If that's it, we'll bring the perfume home. Jump? No, there's no jump.
What's jump?
There's no jump.
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Get started freeSnake.
Snake.
He's the one who's scared. If the dog was here, he'd be scared.
Back, back.
Why? Oki doesn't like snakes
He's afraid of snakes
If I were him, I would be his friend He wouldn't touch it Why?
His skin is so thick
Why? You're friends, right? What's the deal with him and the snake? He was chased by a snake He was chased by a snake? Yeah Yeah
You don't I'm a kid, I'm a fruit Why are you playing in the garden? You're playing with your aunt I'm in elementary school What grade? I'm in the garden I don't have to be covered What kind of snake?
Do you know where the cobra comes from? The cobra is the best
It's like a mademsono Where can you find a person like that? My house is in Yeah, it's not a big one. It's like this. It's running. It's weird.
Where can you find a snake like that?
So, my house is in Kebun Sawit.
Yeah, Kebun Sawit.
I was walking in, and a snake was passing by. It was in the middle of the road. It was a long road. I got closer and closer.
I thought, what is that?
It was slowly going up. It will grow up Like this? Like a cobra? It's not a cobra
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Get started freeIt's still biting?
It's running away
Why is it so traumatized?
It's so big
If it's bitten, it will be like this
It's dead
It's not sure
You're not brave enough to do this to anyone
Anyone is a human
Not an animal You're not brave enough I'm also afraid of you I'm also afraid of you. I'm also scared of you.
Come on, try it.
I'm scared of you.
I'm scared of you.
He wants to hit him.
But, because you're friends, are there things that you're only brave enough to do to Lolo, or Lolo is only brave enough to do to Oki? Can't I do it to Lolo or to Oki?
Can't I do it to both of them? Try it! Do you dare?
Come on! Come on!
Oki, no way!
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Viral everywhere. But have you ever been viral in a fight? Only in a fight.
Yes.
No viral in a fight?
I've never been viral in a fight.
You've never been viral in a fight?
Not yet. I've never been to a show! All of that is just a start! Yeah, try it!
Petra! Petra, this is your head! I'm sorry! Do you want to hold his head? Why?
I really want to!
I want to call Stunman!
Stunman?
Who? Who?
I'm sorry. We're shooting 2 Bahlul. Not another world.
Why is there a sun?
Here, Stunman. You want to hold it?
So, you can't be quiet.
So, it feels the same. Quiet. It's different.
Come back, Stunman. Oh, no one else Yes! But it's different. It's a panca day! Go back to your instrument.
Oh, no one else dares to do it but you?
No. There is. There are two more people. Who?
His wife and his mother.
You're holding his wife's head?
No.
That's me who's dead.
Where is it?
The one who dares to do this Ega Who's Bu Ega? He's a legend
A legend?
Yes
So, you're a member of the Pele family?
Yes
Pele's family?
Yes
Pele's family?
He's the one who eats three times as much as you
Three times as much as you
Oh, yes
He's the one who wants to slap people's heads Slap?
Slap Have you ever... Beaten someone? Have you ever been beaten or do you want to be beaten? Not beat, but want to be beaten.
Beaten? Somalia, of course.
Shut up!
My mom is playing Captain Phillip.
Oh, yeah.
Phillip.
Phillip.
Phillip.
Oh, I see.
How about you?
What's so great about this?
Hey, fatso.
Listen to me.
Why are you playing with him? Come here! You're not focused! Come here! He's just like Melanie. He's playing like this.
Why did you buy for Ar?
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Get started freeTwo left.
Two left.
Fifty-fifty.
No, this is...
The one who got it is Piliz. There are two left, right? So, we represent four of us.
Yes, one of you and one of us. He understands. How many people are there? I'm surprised. The one who's playing hiu, the one who's playing wein. It's like they're not mature yet. I'm tired of following him.
I'm like, oh my God.
He's mature.
Don't be scared, he's scared
If you were the only one who dared to do it to Lolo Okay, focus What? He's also fierce
He's like a dog
Okay, focus
Like a teacher
What? What?
Isn't it great?
Are you a drug addict? You're a drug addict.
Great.
You're calling your BNN.
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Get started freeSo funny. The host is so funny.
Poor thing.
Why don't we have that kind of relationship?
We're adults.
This is his wife.
Three. Do you understand the point?
When he's on the stage, I can't see him.
But, his wife is only here.
Arab people, it's normal.
This is his wife.
Three. Three wives. ******, they're cheating.
Three.
One house. In one house, there are three wives. So, if at night, I'm going to sleep, I'll be like this.
Like a cobra being...
You know, from the bottom of the door, it's licking. You know, Wolverine... This is a lie, right? It's true. But Wolverine made it wrong., put it here. How is this, professor? He's the one who cut it. You made a mistake.
This is a story about lies, right?
It's all a lie.
He's so tired.
He's tired of being called.
What?
What can't you do? You can only do the prank, but others can't. Everyone can Everyone can? Oh, there's no special?
No special
There's none
Because you're actually a fast-paced person like him
My neck is fast, but...
No, you're noisy too
Two people can only do it
What?
Me and his wife What? Clean his clothes What for? Others can't What are you doing? Why are you taking off his clothes? His clothes are like a dog.
It's like I'm wearing a dog's clothes.
But it's a small one.
A small one.
This is a dog's clothes.
So, he's dirty.
I sometimes want to poop on my clothes.
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Get started freeIt's a dog, right?
No wonder it smells like a dog.
It's not him who smells like a dog. It's different. It smells like a dog. I Think I'm losing
Better
Because I'm happy happy happy yeah, but I can't bang on co-business about that it was a member meda it alone long copy number Okay, okay Selling banshee clean gun in the column is a loss I to the gun to the top dollar
Okay, get up to Gina come back on get up, okay Okay. Let's go.
No one is as small as them.
You want to know how big we are?
I don't know. Don't.
We're small. We're small.
You can't do this.
You can't.
You're so small.
Between you two, who's the most temperamental?
Him.
Him?
That means me.
That means him. I'm okay too.
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Get started freeWe're both temperamental. But you're talking about him. We're both temperamental.
Even though we're temperamental, when one of us is on fire, there's one who puts it down
What do you mean?
The emotion is rising
The wealth is rising
The emotion
It's like when you're shooting
You know the shooting gun, right? The one that goes like... Like that.
Like a person who's in a hospital. I'm so tired. I feel like I'm being hit.
So weird. So, we're... I'm short, he's not short. He's not short.
But...
When he's somewhere... For example when he's angry or emotional,
I have to calm him down.
When did it happen?
On Yellow Day. Right? What day is it?
What color is Monday? Red. It's the same. Same.
What color is Monday?
This is a logical game. What's the color of Tuesday?
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Get started freeMake it logical.
Make it logical.
Tuesday is green.
I'm black.
Same.
I'm Tuesday.
Are you a PPSU?
What's PPSU?
What?
Orange. You're a BMKG. No. PPSU? What is PPSU? PPSU is... What? Orange team? Why is it BMKG?
No, no.
What? What day?
I'm black. I'm...
I'm... I'm... Blue is okay.
Blue.
Green.
What about you, Rabu?
I'm gray.
I'm ginger.
Ginger.
What about you, Rabu? What's your color? I'm a stengel. You're a color.
You can't be like that.
You can't be like that.
This is not random.
He's a color. I don't wear that. I'm all black.
So, you're more likely to calm down Oki's anger. You're close. I mean, did something happen? You're in a bad mood. I mean, did you have an emotional moment with him? Yes, I did. I was angry, and he was so hot.
I was like, go, go!
I've had that too. My leg was hit by a camera rail. Because of who? Because of a crew.
And then?
And then I apologized. And then he calmed down and said, that hurts.
That hurts. That hurts.
That hurts.
He's so sick.
He's so stupid. Then he said,
come here! You're not following his theory.
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Get started freeYou're just fighting.
But it's because you're calm. He should be angry.
Let him drown.
Let him drown.
He's not angry. His job is'll be drowned. This is not emotional.
The task is reversed.
So, you saved him from prison many times.
No.
Don't be like that.
I mean...
What's that?
I mean, you're a brake. Many times, he's almost... ...lose his balance, hit the brakes a ram. You're often almost... ...in a fight or something. You can...
...get ripped off.
You're a soap. You can't get ripped off.
Get ripped off. Have you ever been in a fight at a club... ...and you're the ram? A lot.
Name one. I want to know.
Here.
No, not here. I've been so quiet But I'm here I'm here, I'm so peaceful
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Get started freeI want you to fight
We're fighting?
No
He's gonna answer
I'm so confused
Who's gonna fight? But calm down Is there anyone? Is there anyone? He's fighting He's fighting, Lot. Is there any, Lot? He's fighting, Lot.
You're crying, Lot. Is there any, Lot? Hey, kill him, Lot.
Narkoba!
Narkoba! Do you have any ayat rukiah? No.
People laugh at his friends who just prayed on Friday.
Yes.
It's bad.
I just prayed yesterday.
Don't lie.
Don't lie.
I don't know if you want to go there. What's up, man?
This is a verse from the Quran. Al-Baqarah, Al-Mu'minun. Al-Falaq, Al-Nas. Read it. Al-Fati'minun Al-Falaq Anas Read it Al-Fatiha Al-Muawijat
Al-Arab
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That's it
I'm just kidding Okay Tata Cara Rukiah
Suci, Suci Berniat The important thing is to be honest. Same position. Don't be a keeper.
Can I go right?
Yes, you can.
Read and sniff. Read and sniff. Read first.
What about the position?
Don't be quiet.
In the middle?
Yes.
In the middle? There's a parugu.
You guys are... There's a parugu! Parugu! If you guys keep doing this, you won't get your MBG today.
It's okay. You'll dance later.
That's why it's a kitchen.
That's the kitchen.
Dancing. 6 million a day. And then, the kitchen is closed.
You're like me.
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Get started freeYou're rich.
Focus! Have you ever had a problem with Oki, I'm rich now. You're rich. Focus.
Have you ever had a problem with Oki, but it became your problem too? No. It's the other way around. His problem became my problem. Because of him, I once hit someone.
Answer it. He asked you.
Yes.
Okay, what's the problem? Because of him, I hit someone. Why? What did he do? I bothered him.
I was sleepy. He bothered you. What did you do to her? I was sleepy I asked her, are you sleepy? She said yes, and got mad
What a simple thing
That simple?
That's it
Active, right?
The milk is good for you
Because of that, I got drunk
That's a woman's business, right?
No.
You're disturbing people.
What do you mean?
You're being asked to...
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He's angry.
I'm angry. He's angry. So, you hit people. How did you hit them?
All of them. The most affordable ones.
He hit them all.
The problem is, he hit them all. Yeah I'm not a person. I'm holding it. I'm not a person. I'm holding it. Give it to him.
His chest.
His chest.
Slowly. His chest.
His chest.
Here.
I can feel it happening.
You're the reporter.
Reporter.
You're not the one who's asking for help.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay.
If you don't do it, I'm not that easy There are so many gimmicks today How long have you been friends?
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Get started freeFriendship
I'm not that easy
I'm not that easy
I'm not that easy
How long have you been friends?
Red color
If it's red, it means... Brave
I'm really from KPI PDI, PDI, no, SI If it's red, it means... Brave. I'm right, Rekai. PDI.
No.
PSI.
If it's red, it means... Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse, right.
Okay. Mickey Mouse.
What else? Come on.
Correct. PSM. Makassar. Grass, soccer ball.
If it's painted, it's red.
Red.
Red, correct.
Red. Yes, that's right. Yes, that's right. Planet Pluto.
No, you can't.
No, you can't. It's already yellow in the beginning.
Yes.
Because it was blue, it was yellow, and then it was taken out of the planet. Yes, he's shy.
I'm not a planet anymore.
Do you know that Pluto is not a planet anymore? Yes, I know. Since when?
13...
Give him a chance.
Since when?
Yes. 13, Robiul Awal. No.
Wrong.
Yes.
Sd. 1st grade.
Sd. 1st grade, right?
Yes.
SMP, he's in 2nd grade, right? Yes.
He doesn't want to be a planet anymore. Where did you go to elementary school? I went to primary school in Jakarta. Please, you're exaggerating. That's a real story. Please, so that it's calm.
The other patients will be shocked.
Atut. What are you doing?
Drink it yourself. You're really good at pouring it. You work at a club?
That's two glasses! Two glasses!
So cool!
This is called Bahluda podcast.
Where are you going?
Master.
After we drink this, we will...
We will be back to clean.
Clean.
Shaolin.
He's the drunk one. Why did you laugh? Because I want to join you guys. We can't be together. We can't.
We can only live for two people.
But, now you see Oki... as a billionaire. No, don't be like that.
Come here.
You see Oki now... with his amazing achievement.
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Get started freeHe's jealous.
He's jealous. Jealous? You guys are big together. No. I'm still a kid. I'm jealous. Jealous?
You're all grown up together.
No.
No, we're still the same.
We're still the same. He has his mom, I have my mom.
I mean, in terms of career.
No, I'm the second.
That's why I'm jealous.
Right?
Wait, wait.
What's going on?
Oh my God.
A new guy. Who's calling?
Sahil. You're the problem. Mas Sahil, Mas Sahil. Your clip-on is gone, right?
It fell. It fell.
It's because of you. Bahlo. Your boobs are too hairy.
That's why it doesn't stick.
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Get started freeYour boobs are too hairy.
Hairy. My hair is so of breast. I'm full. Wait.
You're adding more. You're always biting people. Just put it on. No need.
Go. So it's easier to edit. So that's it. A few moments later Who was the first one to grow up? You or Oki? Me. When was he grown up? When I was little. You were grown up when you were little?
Yes. Oh, I see.
You mean that was during your white days, right?
Yes.
You were a back-up, right? No, when you reached the point of success, there was a time for that. And now it's Oki's time to reach the point of success. Okay, yeah Masyiri
Enough I heard and I did it for kissing me
Cleaver yeah
You're bonga
I'm gonna go there. Yeah, I got a lot of slow slow slow Napa Iku Buka a cookie run a chameleon
Anahaku this in Brazil. I'm just below Masi chameleon I thought it was a snack I was still hit So it's not 10 yet? It's still a snack
I'm confused
I didn't open that one yesterday How can you do all kinds of things for Lolo? What he did was a snack He was just using a perfume I was shocked I was shocked
I thought it was not bad. So, you didn't open this? Because this is the last one. I was suspicious of you. Now, I'm curious. There's one question.
I'm curious.
No, it's a compliment.
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Like this one.
I'm one with this one.
One with one is a friend.
When...
I don't believe you. It's a compliment.
Don't do that.
You're like a kid.
You're like a kid.
Oh my God!
Bite it.
It's good. Bite it.
I'm already sick of it.
How does it taste? Let's continue. It tastes like... How does it taste?
What does it taste like?
You should put it in your nose.
It should be chocolate.
It tastes like shit. No one tastes like shit.
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Get started freeI'll keep it.
You want to leave it to be bitten? I'll keep it.
But your endurance is amazing.
Yeah, I'm strong. He's just doing that strong He's just doing that
He's just a level Oh, so this is...
Ah, it's not enough
It's not enough
What's your favorite color?
You're really...
Try it, where?
Young green What?
Young green
Cool
So cool
What's this? Number 1
No, you ate the one that's not good
Who?
His number 1
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His number 1?
Here 41
No, no, no, 43
He told me that, Bahlul
That means it's not 4
43 What do you mean 43?
Yes 43.4 43? I don't want it anymore I don't want it anymore I don't want it anymore
You've been wearing it
42 or 43 What's your shoe size?
Red
What's wrong with you? 42 or 43
You're not a Red Velvet fan?
What's your his size?
Oki is 45.
41.
How is he 41?
His feet are the same.
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Get started free41 or 42? 42.
He's so small.
39.
He was 43 when he was fat. Now he's 42.
Seriously?
He's small.
He's skinny. Okay. What's your favorite food? 43 now 42 Seriously? It's a small house
Ok, that's it
What's his favorite food?
He can't eat chili
His favorite?
He doesn't eat chili
What's his favorite food?
A lot
You're not sure
He loves you, you don't His favorite food is what I bought
What is it? One of them He's a good boy. He loves you, you don't. He bought me this food.
What is it?
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What is it?
Sambal tongkol.
Sambal tongkol.
It means Tongkol Belado.
Sambal tongkol.
Tunjang.
Tunjang.
He likes it.
He has a neck like this, but he still eats... Tunjang.
This is not a piece of egg.
Cholesterol! This is a difficult question. This is fat. But, Ki, while you live with Lolo,
what kind of education do you get?
Patience.
Patience is number one. He still goes out often. He's patient with me.
He's patient with him.
He's patient with him. Why do you train him to be patient? You can imagine. living with a devil. Living with a devil is like a movie with a title, Suddenly, a Devil.
Wow.
That's a good bridging.
What's the title, Taya?
What movie was it? Suddenly, a Devil.
But when you live together, you have to be careful.
There's a problem. I want to ask, It's not over yet.
Don't be so nice. Don't be so nice. Don't be so nice. I was once brought here. I said, I'm promoting my special show. Why are you mad?
He said, you can come and play. I said, really? 2 minutes? I only promoted for 3 minutes. That was the last one end, the audience left. To discuss that? To discuss that. Don't forget, this promo, just 3 minutes.
He has a brand. He got an AdSense. A lot of viewers. Well, my viewers didn't increase after I left.
I didn't buy tickets.
Did your viewers increase? So suddenly, Satan... So, what's the date of the movie? 16th April. What movie is that? The movie is called Tiba-Tiba Setan. You're the one who forgot the date.
You're the one who forgot the date.
You're the one who forgot the date.
Don't say that. Don't say that.
And, don't be stupid. You're provoking him again.
What are you doing? That's why I don't want to be trapped again. Suddenly, Setah. Setah S.
April 16th.
April 16th.
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Ask him.
I don't know. Ask him. Don't judge.
My friend asked.
That's judging. He asked. Try to repeat it.
The first movie you two did in a duet, right?
Was it the first time?
Was it the first movie you two were in a duet? There's no past. Was it the first movie you two were in a duet? Was it the first movie you two were in a duet? Yes! I'm right, right? I don't have to use a judge.
The first one, there were also two of you, but the characters, especially the three of them. The main characters are three people. The story is about the friendship of three people. This is really about two people. Two people?
The others don't have a cameraman, so it's just the two of us.
That's called vlogging.
Is it really a vlog?
Yes, it's shown on the cinema.
No, it's not.
The content.
Documentary?
Documentary.
Seriously? This is a documentary?
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My friend is never angry. I'm emotional.
That's why.
I'm tired. Where's the documentary? I've seen the trailer.
There's no documentary.
It was recorded in 1984. 1984? So, it was before Conjuring?
Yes.
Conjuring was part of TTS.
How come TTS is only available now?
That's a document.
What are you doing there? This movie is about...
The devil? About people's behavior that suddenly became the devil. About people's behavior that suddenly became the devil. This movie is about... Devil?
About people's behavior that suddenly become devil. Yes.
About people's behavior that suddenly become devil.
Who initiated this movie for you guys?
PH.
Maybe Pao. Ask him.
Ask him.
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Who initiated it?
It's PH.
He has money, he has an idea? Who wants to initiate? It's PH.
He has money, he has ideas. He wants to use both of us, so he does.
Huh?
I thought it came from...
Smoking without alcohol. Just read it.
Just read it.
I want to get mad.
The argument is just reading. I want to get mad, but I can't.
Everything is being read.
Let's watch the woman again. Fragrance and flavor of Europe.
Fragrance.
Fragrance and flavor.
Flavor of Europe. Hey, the side face. Come here.
Can you be quiet?
Your character in the movie is a daily character or a character who is really acting?
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Get started freeOh, acting banger.
No. Banger.
No, actually not
Method
Method acting We use this
Coach acting Jeky Chan Jeky Chan and Jeky Chan How can you combine?
Chan is Chan too Jeky Chan and Jeky Chan
Jeky Chan Good Jackie Chan Jackie Chandra and Jackie Chan
Good
We don't have this It's more like our daily life Friendship that happened in real life is poured into this movie
Honestly, who was offered first?
Together Oh, the PH or the director? PH or the director? Who was the PH? the director? PH or the director? Who's the PH? How? It's impossible. 1-8-1-8-9-8
4 times.
Telekom Net Insta.
I want to join. I mean, you're rejecting me.
You're a pervert.
The PH is Lolo. The one who has the PH knows... I'm not crazy You're a devil Call us Call us We have a podcast We have a podcast Before you guys It's okay
We're okay to be your followers
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Don't talk about it Because if you guys have think we need to talk about this
Because if you guys are talking like this We are just two people
Wait, wait, wait
This pig
Just stay still I'm so disgusted
But you two are different managers, right?
We are different people too
Yes, I know I'm hanging out you're in front So we're doing content We were talking about movies The movie Ngeri Ngeri Sedap, Lolok Main Aku Ngga Yes, that's right
I'm playing Lolok, Ngga So in the content we said, what if we make a movie together but we don't invite the people
The people are Jegel, Goro, and Gita. The one who was in Ngeri Ngeri Sedap.
And the other one.
Darin Muleyku.
Just the two of us.
It turned out that there was one... PH. PH producer. PH? Yes, PH SJ. His name is Jimmy.
Jimmy. He took it seriously. Who is Jimmy? Jimmy Napi Tupulu Wasit Tegas
Jimmy Napi Tupulu
Yes, Napi Tupulu Nogi N70 Napi Tupulu N70 is a Batak person Nokia N70, Napi Tupulu
Eh, you're just a trash In the end
His name is Jimmy Walang Halwani Call me What's the point? His name is Jimmy Wali Halwani. I called him.
I asked him if he really wanted to make a movie. Did anyone produce it? He said, what if we produce it?
Great.
He immediately agreed.
He went to meet Betty.
He immediately agreed. This is the most popular movie.
The price must be negotiated first. He's the most expensive.
The most difficult one is him.
The price of the character. Oh, so he's the most expensive one? The most difficult one is definitely him! He's the figure's price.
He's the most expensive one, right?
You're crazy!
It's the same!
The price? His price is 500 million. Both of them!
He's 450, I'm 500.
It's the same. In the movie, it's the same.
Because we're the main characters. Who's the same. In the movie, we're the same. Because we're the main characters.
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Maybe it's you.
It's okay.
We have a lot of friends. I mean, my friend... can suddenly... can suddenly think of the title...
of this movie,
Suddenly, the Devil. What's the title? The title is, The Wet Heart. Be, the devil came. What's wrong with the devil? He's actually wet.
Be careful, it's still wet.
The devil fell and died.
It's over.
From who?
From the...
Procedure.
Producer.
Producer.
He sent me a synopsis. I read the synopsis. It's interesting. It's interesting. Did you hear the words?
I read the synopsis, it's interesting
Because the English word is interesting
He's not interesting anymore
Why?
He's a film director
No, no
He's a film director
No! He's starting to direct a movie
Shit
He's starting to direct a movie He's like Herman Jumafo Have you had coffee? Have you had coffee?
Have you had coffee? Shit! Do you know Herman Jumafo? I don't know. Don't browse. Can you focus?
Herman Jumafo. He's arrogant.
Jumawa! You're a sidekick. Herman Jumawah! You're a sidekick! Okay, but how big is Lolo's job? This one!
You can't focus! Jumawah! Jumawah!
Anjay! Have you had coffee yet? Have you had coffee yet?
Anjay!
Salam, Hermanan. Make a sound.
There's an anjay.
He's become Chinese.
He's opening a content.
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Get started freeHe's becoming Chinese.
What?
If he's like that,
he can't be a host.
He can't.
Where's the anjay?
Where's the anjay?
That's the host.
But we're not comfortable. No, he's too comfortable.
That's why you shouldn't look for a dog.
It's funny.
Here, let's try. Have you ever done a job interview? Have you? I have.
How many times have you done it?
That's my focus, bro.
Have you ever...
Here, look at this. Look at this.
Yes.
Brother. Brother. Brother.
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Get started freeI miss you.
I miss you.
Shit.
Shit.
Let's continue. We'll do this, right? We'll do this. Okay. Herman Cumavo it like this. Okay. Herman Jumafo, my idol striker. Okay, we're at the closing now.
Not yet. You're so slow. Not yet. Relax.
I'm just setting it up. Have you two ever exchanged jobs? That's the question. So, you can't give it to him, he can't give it to you. Often.
What? Job? Stand-up? Whatever it is. Sometimes, if I have a job, I have to have a partner. Why? Accompanying. No.
Working together. Why does it always have to be him?
It's fun.
Why is that?
Do you hate each other? If Sahil gets a job, do you have to invite him? I have to involve him. If you're asked by the client... If I'm not asked by the client, I don't care. You're offered, but if you're rejected, it's okay. If I'm rejected, I'll take it myself.
If I'm rejected, I don't want to. If you're like that, why are you playing a movie together now? You're a bit different.
You're evil. But you need to have a grandma. You're a bit different twice.
There's a grandma in the second one. Right.
Once, you're not there. That's why you learn from your mistakes.
Osna reset. Not reset.
I want to write a letter to the guest source. Haters of Islam. Wow! Not reselling, sir. I'm a writer of a book called
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Wow!
I'm a writer of a book called Membenci Islam.
You're going to publish that again, huh?
You're a real jerk. I've been told that since I was a kid.
Membenci Islam, Membenci Islam.
So you really appreciate Lolo? Of course. I'm in this position because of Lolo. How much does Lolo's service for your life? He gave me a place to live. Free food.
It's a government program. Home 0%
Free food.
That was done by Lolo before the government did it.
If... That's cool. Yes the government did it.
Cool, right? Yes, cool.
Missionary.
Harman Jumapo. Shit.
What if you...
What if you... You owe a lot to Lolo.
What if Lolo...
Because when he's on the stage, I'm a bit shaky. Please, like that. Like that.
So, you call each other.
But, thank God, your career, as an ordinary person, never goes up or down. Stable. You never... You know each other, right? We're friends. It's like going up and down Stable Yes, basically it's never since you guys
You guys are twins right?
Warna
You guys are twins right?
Twins in Jakarta
Yes
Since you guys were in Jakarta Alhamdulillah, it's never Jogeto baru
Cukilnya rancak Rancak warna nyon
Sirah warna nyon If you're twins If it's Eid, you still have that song. Oh, right.
Yesterday, he was the one. He said that was the most expensive song. It's worth 10 million.
That's a fight.
What were you going to ask?
Why are you so focused?
What were you going to ask?
You're in a fight.
I'm holding a gun.
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Thank God, I've never seen... a person who can't eat or can't eat eggs. There's always a blessing. Right? You go up and down, but you're always up.
Thank God. You go up and down, but you're always up.
How is that?
It's not weird. The words are weird. To be honest, it's stupid.
No, can can imagine, it's going up and down but still up there. So, even if it's going down, it doesn't reach the bottom.
Stupid.
You're not...
Even though I don't support him.
Yes.
I don't support him. That's why.
Who do you support?
I support him.
But we are often supported, not supported.
A little bit is a little bit. I'm not supporting you You're a bit off So, it's like that Up and down
Up until now, you're still a teenager
I'm like a baby
Do you have a child? My son is blue My son is blue? Krishna, Krishna's son
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Get started freeHis name is Krishna?
No, Krishna is blue. Oh, Krishna is red. The one who is Oleh-Oleh.
Krishna.
The one who is Oleh-Oleh. Krishna is red.
I've never asked for Oleh-Oleh. Golden eyes and cheese.
So, InsyaAllah, your podcast is long. We won't use this anymore. Blacklist. Lolo and Oki. If you're separated, it's okay. If you're together, don't.
No.
But...
Red flag.
My suggestion is...
Oki can still do it.
He can. Lolo can do it too.
No, Lolo can't. He's the most random. That's true. So, Lolo, we're blacklist. I'm afraid of him. I think it's because he's a dog.
So, the one who can is Oki Rengga.
Oki Rengga. Oki Rengga. Oki Rengga. One less. Oki Rengga. One less.
As a...
Pilot.
As a movie player.? As a film actor.
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Get started freeActually, film... Insan perfileman. Insan. As an insan perfileman Indonesia. What is it? Change it.
What?
Red thread perfileman Indonesia.
That's a good one.
Thread, right? Thread. The other guy. You won.
The other one.
The question.
He said he wanted to promote. He didn't want to wait for 3 minutes. Tiba-tiba Setan, April 16, 2026, on all of your favorite videos.
Don't forget to watch it.
How many viewers?
1 million.
1 million?
1 million is closed?
I'm happy.
You got a bonus?
I'm happy. That's our business. I want you to get a bonus. We can pray for it. 1 million.
1.5 million.
You're like Aishwospeed.
Make a little mistake.
Make a little mistake.
He's been living from the social media. But as far as I know, your movies... are similar to your friends' movies. Yes, it's okay.
Then, why do you kill each other?
No, we don't kill each other. I'm tired of listening to this.
You have to join.
Let me explain. With stand-up comedians, they stand in a community. It's called stand-up Indonesia. And when they release a movie together, They are comedians. They are in a community. Community. It's called Stand Up Indonesia. When they release a movie,
they will support each other. So, later... We're not joking, Armandine. Take a picture.
When he promotes...
He will be supported.
We're at Sports Station.
What are you talking about?
We're on a podcast.
We went to Bali together. A family. I told him that there's a new Adidas outlet in Sanset Road.
So, he bought it.
No, it's okay.
There's hair.
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I need sugar.
Why? You don't appreciate the guest star? The guest star is talking. He's drinking.
I need sugar. I'm tired of you.
Okay.
What did you say?
What did you say? Why did you talk about stand-up?
How to form a microbe.
We're talking about that.
What are you doing?
Why?
You're free to talk about? We're just saying. Why? You can say whatever you want.
It's up to you.
Do you expect this movie to be good? The result? We haven't watched it yet.
We haven't watched it.
We'll tell you later.
We'll watch it later. From 1 to 10, what do you think the rating is?
Wow.
Trust yourself.
Good.
If you have... If you only watch this,
how can you watch it? I mean, because there are many movies that are released,
what's the difference between this movie and the others?
He's lying.
Because as far as I know, this is... This is horror-comedy, right? This is horror-comedy, right?
This is horror-comedy, right? No.
Com-hor. Com-hor. I think I'm gonna come on in here. I'm gonna come a team Comedy horror film film a legend of comedy horror. Yeah, yeah, I'm a dog
comedy Well, I need comedy horror But it's a horror yeah, I'm gonna give my name comedy, oh yeah, I'm gonna be some I get a look yeah, I mean Yeah, yeah comedy. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be some I get along. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna do that
Yeah, yeah I'm real In the book is the top record I'm tired. This is my most tired podcast. I'm tired. I'm tired. I won't invite him anymore.
I'm alone.
See you again in the next episode of Mahlul Podcast. See you again in the next episode of Mahlul Podcast.
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