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Is there a problem with blowjob?

There is no problem but sometimes if you have done it very recently we get to know when we see it.

Yes!

There is a chapter in 10th grade, Human Reproduction System.

What are you saying?

Yes!

So you were studying theory and you were watching practical? Yes! Yes. Yes? Yes. So, he was teaching theory and you were watching practical? Yes, sir.

I didn't know how to play the game.

Even we didn't know.

I was very thin.

You were thin?

Yes.

So, I got scared.

Then I wore two.

You didn't stop even then. This looks very sticky. You're a dentist, so you guys... Oral... So, let's announced the show, that's why I'm promoting it. Okay, let's start the show. So, those of you who are comfortable, we'll talk to them.

You tell your story. And as you know, if the story is good, I'll give you money. I've brought the money. It's free, right? There's more. Even if a lot, right?

There are more.

There are more even if they get over. So, the money won't get over. Okay, so let's start. Who wants to go first? If anyone has a bad story, raise your hand. I'll talk to them.

One is you. You look bad in your eyes. Give him the mic. Hello, what's your name?

Sarang.

So, Sarang, what's your name? Sarang. So, Sarang, what's your story?

So, in 10th grade, there's a chapter in human reproduction system. What are you saying?

We didn't have it. So, they were teaching theory and you were watching practical.

Yes, yes, yes.

So, there was a lecture.

There was.

I mean, there was. Sorry, sir. There was a lecture. Yes, there was. I mean, there was. Sorry, sorry. There was a lecture. Ma'am had said earlier that this is a human reproduction system. So, no one...

What do you mean by this?

I mean, she had strictly said that...

Strictly said?

How did she say?

Listen.

Listen, you ***.

Yes, yes, yes. Ma'am said it strictly. She said that no one will make fun of her during this lecture. You know, everyone is excited about her voice. About her voice!

The girls fell asleep. They said, we don't do s**t. We don't have a reproduction.

So, this lecture was after the recess. It happened that a kid woke up and said, Shit, man! It's not going to be fun. I have a plan. Which we do in theory and also in practice.

This was your plan?

Yes, a friend's plan.

You were so excited that you huddled.

No, no, no.

For 70 minutes.

For 70 minutes, to f**k.

Okay, yes.

No, no, it was planned during recess. So, everyone planned, charged their phones.

What kind of classes are these?

So, the last three benches were fixed for us to sit there. And almost 20 students, I mean friends, were sitting sat on three benches.

20 people sat on three benches? Yes, exactly. Was it a Heraferi taxi? Or 7-8 people fell from there? So, 4 people can sit on one bench. So, how many? 7 people sat?

Yes, 7 people sat. 8 people on the last two benches and 4 people on the next.

12 people sat?

No, 4 people sat. What kind of math is this? Biological Math No, no, no If 20 people were sitting on 3 benches and 8 people on the front bench, 12 people on 1 bench? Isn't this called the Dahi Dandi?

No, no, on 1 bench, on the last 2 benches Why are you shaking the mic? 7 people were sitting on one bench. 7 people sitting on one bench.

2 people sitting on the other bench.

2 means 7 x 2 is 14. 14. What did you say? You should be in NASA. 7 x 2 is 14. So, one kid increased.

Before teaching reproduction, he was already 21!

Wow!

14 and 4 people on the third last bench

VIP

VIP VIP, whose phone is my friend and me and there was another guy he was special so his story means I'll tell you in the end, why he was sitting.

Oh, okay.

Suspense, suspense.

Christopher Nolan, off the hook.

Yeah, okay.

Sit down, the three benches are ready.

The lecture just started, and the plan was to show Sablone. So, the headphones were also planned. They were put in the ears.

If you are a friend, then be like this.

Right.

So, this was the plan. We started. The lecture also started. The practical also started. The theory also started. Everyone... It started well. Everyone saw.

Yes.

The last students were not able to see the videos properly. They could hear but not properly. We could hear them but not properly. So they started a plan to ask doubts to ma'am about reproduction system. So that ma'am

could make them stand on the same place and they are standing.

So now 42 people are going to stand.

No, no, no. One by one. Woo!

So, after that, the lectures got over. The class got over. And when we were leaving, a kid addressed that he saw Sablone on each crotch.

He saw Sablone standing. Almost 20. He standing there for 3 hours No no no no no I mean when he was leaving

What was he saying?

He was leaving the class Sorry sorry Sorry When he was leaving the class he saw that almost

out of 18 students almost 15-16 Sablone's were standing there I mean it was visible

that which class he was in whose was standing at the 15th to 16th floor. I could see it. Which floor were you standing at? Mine too. Same.

Now he's got FOMO.

I was like, f**k man. No, no, no.

You can see it, right?

No, no. I was at the 3rd floor.

3rd floor means?

Was he standing with a protractor?

No, no, no.

45 degrees. 90. Salute. The moment everyone got to know that everyone is standing like this, everyone started measuring.

It was a competition. Whose bird is this? What did you start measuring?

Standing.

So you were measuring this in class?

We were comparing tight jeans We can see it

You can see it in tight jeans?

Even we wear jeans The skinny jeans of those days You could see it in those jeans if you were standing Yours, sorry Now you are being respected I will stand up and do it. Yours. Sorry. Sorry.

Now, you are showing respect.

Huh? Is it your ***? He is saying, it was big. Here, keep 500. Very nice.

They did this. They put a competition. The number was decided. Who is the biggest. And you were at 3. Yes, I was at 3. And after a while, the kid who was special, he had never seen a p***y.

It was his first time. So we told him that he is a VIP. He will see it for the whole time. He will sit in front.

So he will see it for 3 hours. Yes, he saw it. So he will give him three hours? Then he took me and my friend to one side When the class was over Tell us what he said He said, it was fun I was feeling hard and he was watching videos

And I accidentally peed in my underwear Relax, you didn't pee He peed in his underwear. Take rest, he peed here. He went to the toilet and said, check. Now, almost 18 people are at the same door. I mean, they are watching. You guys are watching?

No, no, no. He is inside. And we are talking to them. And he is saying, Bro, this doesn't look like pee. Pee is in liquid form, this looks like a sticky thing and it was like this, 15 people are standing, ma'am came

why ma'am came? no no, ma'am means to check why there is so much crowd in the washroom why boys are standing so much so she started asking in English, why are you here? What are you boys doing? So a guy came in that, I mean our friend, he said that teacher, he is inside and he is getting periods.

He said in English that my friend...

This story can go anywhere.

He is getting periods. The teacher was shocked. The teacher asked, Is there a girl inside the washroom? He said, no.

He said, he has piles. Give him a round of applause. Who should I ask? Bro, you're the one who's sitting at the end. Do you think he should be paid?

No.

He said, you shouldn't pay him anything.

Where did you play Hora?

I played Hora with you.

Oh, so why is he with you? Laughter

Applause Laughter Applause Laughter

Applause 500 bucks

Laughter

Laughter

He is crying outside He is like, I have this at home Laughter He's crying outside, but he's crying inside. Who else wanted to talk? Who? The one next to him? Chris will tell us? Give it to him.

So, all this content will go to YouTube, Instagram, everywhere. You have consent. Yes. So, what's your story? Keep the mic closer.

So, I'm an investment banker, so I work in a bank. What are you saying?

If you're an investment banker, then I work in a bank. This is something different, I've never heard of it. Let me start the story. So a customer came in the morning, who wanted to set up his own DiscoNet banking. Is this an a real story?

No, no, I'll tell you what happened next.

Financial tip.

Okay, we're going somewhere else now, friends.

So, a customer came in the morning at 9 am, as soon as the bank opened. He was probably running his net banking. So, there was a female staff. So, she was doing her net banking. So, she was a competitor. What do you mean by competitor?

I mean, there is a competition in our bank.

The one who gets more customers gets more...

She was a colleague?

She was a colleague and a competitor.

How did she become a competitor? Yes, she was a colleague.

So...

She became a competitor in the office itself?

Yes.

Okay. So, she was a business competitor. Business competitor? Who are you guys?

You tie a 3 rupee pen and keep it.

He is my competitor. So, he said that he is my customer. I will give him a service.

I will give. Right, right.

You work in a bank, right?

So, he said that I will give him a service.

I will give. I will give. You work in a bank, right?

So, he said that he is my customer and I will give him the service. So, he opened Google Chrome to set the password for Net Banking. So, I said, okay, you do it. So, as soon as he opened Google Chrome, the customer came in the morning. As soon as he opened Google Chrome, he started reacting in a weird way. He said, please you do it. customer Google Chrome, as soon as it opened, I understood that he must have seen something.

He must have seen a lot.

Yes, so she went to the washroom, did her omets and came.

Were you attending the customer or were you following him?

No, no, no. When she came, I set the customer's net banking.

You said first, what are you looking at? Send the link. I said, you set you looking at? Send me the link. I said, you set it up, you set me up.

I set up the networking and sent her away. She came downstairs. Downstairs means here? Yes, she came to the washroom. Sorry, I meant the washroom. She came from the washroom.

I asked her what happened. She was doing her home-edit. I asked her what happened. She said, I opened my mobile and saw a girl with a black, long black thing in her mouth. She said it was Gulab Jamun.

Yes, it was a B******d ad.

So she said something black a long, black, long way. So, I understood that she has seen BBC News in her Chrome. So, that was my story. So, the next story. There is another story.

No, no, no.

Because now I am feeling nauseous. Is this your anniversary? Oh, okay. It's your happy anniversary. Give them a big hand. Give him the mic. You remember you said

that there are more foodies than restaurants. Oh, yes. Oh, that's you. And you told me Hindi. Do you speak Hindi. You know Hindi?

After that I had to come to India. But it's been a year since you came.

I came last year.

Oh, and you're in the UK? London.

Oh, you're in the UK?

Sorry.

Where are you? I'm working in Nagpur. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. It's a lot. How is it? I'm getting beaten up. No, no, we can at least praise your beauty. I'm sitting here because of you. I'm not in London. I was there for 22 years. So you left your job?

Job?

Or you're on leave?

No, no, no, I'm here now. I've moved.

And this happened to me?

Yes.

Didn't you guys fight after that? You remember, I remember. Let me give you a context. His wife came to my show last year. And she said that her husband is in UK. So I said that he must be having fun there.

He was just joking.

He was just joking.

And she said that it's not like that. I said that every man is like that. So did I said something wrong. Give it to your wife. You called her back because of me. So, you are insecure.

Don't you trust your husband?

You are a scoundrel, right?

He came back because of me. You should have gone there. You shouldn't have gone.

I don't like.

What do you do in life?

I am a doctor.

You think I will take care of all the shows I have done in a year? Now I understand why your husband fights with you. I told you. It's good that you are here. I have done something good. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to get back the one I'm taking out.

Give the mic to the next person. Should I give him the money I just spoke to?

No, no. No?

There's a little bit left. Okay, okay. What was it? What was it? I'll give you FD. Hello, hello, what's your name?

Suraj.

Suraj, look, now I want you to do whatever I want. Okay, okay. I've seen a lot of moons here. I can see a ray of hope. Okay, Suraj, what do you want? Malayalam is perfect Hindi, right?

Oh, it's the story? I have perfect Hindi, right? Best, best, bro! You can speak Hindi, Marathi, whatever, but make us laugh! Okay? Suraj, all the content will be on YouTube, Instagram, everywhere, it's your consent. Okay, what's the story? So, I used to live in the village, I used to practice for the police uniform, I used to wake up at 6 and practice. One evening, my friend called me at 1. Wait, wait, listen. You have the better story.

You didn't even go for sex, so listen.

He called me at 1 in the night. My father was sleeping next to me. He called me. He said, it's a little urgent. Can you come to the side?

I said, what's so urgent? What and asked him to come to my side. I asked him what was the urgency, what call was at 1 o'clock. He said okay. Then my father woke up and asked where he was going. I said he came in 2 minutes, a friend called.

So I came to his side and asked him if he wanted to do s**t.

He came to you urgently? At 1 o'clock in the night? Yes. And your dad didn't come No, no

So I said, what to do?

He fell asleep

Motherf**ker

He said, can I come now? I said, not now, dad is at home He said, okay I said, I wake up in the morning Then I come Why do up early in the morning and come. You come early in the morning?

Listen, it's a story.

You are getting a different approach. Okay, yes.

He said, okay. I said, come.

He said, there is a lodge there.

I said, I will stay in the lodge.

Tell me the name of the lodge.

I am telling you with clarity.

So I went there. Dad asked me what was the matter. I told him that I was calling Ronnie.

So I called him.

Then I...

Then I... I was sleeping but I was not able to sleep. So what should I do? Oh, you have come back from the sector. No, no. I just came back.

Oh, it's going to be morning. Oh, man. It happens So, it's going to be morning. It's going to be morning. Oh, man. Is this also the case in the tree? Great.

Then I couldn't sleep. So, I got up, went to the bathroom, and slept after doing the massage.

Okay.

Then I set an alarm for 4.30 am.

Big Marathi content. Alaram. Alaram, Kalaram.

Okay. Marathi content. Alaram. Alaram Kela Ram. Okay, yes. I woke up at 4.30.

Oh, Hindi.

Hindi. Sorry.

He spoke Marathi and left.

I woke up at 4.30.

I was never this fresh.

That day I was so fresh.

I wore shoes.

You wore shoes? You were so bold. Fastest man. I was so bold. I was so bold.

Fastest man. I used to wear shorts before.

Then I wore full pants. Why? I wore night pants. I wore night pants. Then I called him. He said come to the lodge.

So I ran to the lodge. Because you had practice. So I ran there and went to the lodge.

Because you had practice.

Later I went there and saw two people.

Two of my friends.

They were there all night.

You went in the morning batch.

Yes.

I didn't.

You guys became watchmen.

Their shift got over and I left. No, no. Did he wear full pants? He wore jeans. But skinny jeans are too deep. Yes, yes. So I went there and asked him what happened. Oh, you downloaded it first.

No, no.

I did. So he said that he went to the station and an aunt was giving me a line. A friend said so I came in a rickshaw with him.

I came in a rickshaw at the lodge. So the rickshaw driver was also his acquaintance.

Aunt's?

No, no, no. Aunty's?

No, no, no.

Oh, his?

Yes. So the rickshaw driver said, I want to ride for the first time.

He said, I'll ride first.

Which rickshaw is this?

We were friends. He used to roam around the station.

And people used to become rickshaw drivers to roam around the station. Everyone used to become friends with the rickshaw driver. He is a friend of the rickshaw driver, but didn't his aunt say anything? No, no. That aunt was like that.

Oh, that...

Yes, that aunt was like that.

That...

Yes.

You can say that nowadays. Okay, yes. So, that friend said, it's fine.

I won't pay the rickshaw fare.

Literally share auto.

He said, okay, it's fine.

So he went first.

The one who was the auntie, he called his his friend. He also came there. He also wanted it. So he also came. What did you think? Wasn't there a crowd?

This story was about 20-21 years old. I thought 20-21 people came.

I thought, bro, aunty is... No, no.

He also came. He also told the same story.

So he called me. He said, bro, aunty is... No, no, no.

So, he called me.

You were having a fight?

No, no.

So, he knew it.

So, he knew that he wanted it too., so he called me. That's friendship.

So, he went to the rickshaw driver. He left.

He went to take his rent.

He left. The one who got him, he left. But they both got it too. When I went, I went and said,, I want it too. I thought Baburao Ganpatrao had come. I said, okay.

I said, can I go?

He said, there is a problem.

I said, what happened? He said, the control is over. I said, okay. And you went there wearing shoes like a rat. I said, okay. And you went there wearing shoes like a rat. Someone keeps a condom at home.

Someone keeps a condom at home?

Hey, don't you keep condoms at home?

Okay, fine.

Later, I said, okay, it's fine.

I'll bring it. So, at 5 in the morning, everyone who was in Pantap, was roaming around in Pantap. That condom. So, I said, okay, I'll bring it. So, at 5 am, everyone from Pantapri was roaming around. Give me a condom.

Who the hell is this?

Do Pantapri people also sell condoms? Yes, they do.

They have a different flavour. No, no, I get what I want.

Okay, so you came from Pantapri and bought a condom. Okay, so you went to the shop and bought it. Yes. But... Why are you getting a commission? I couldn't find it anywhere. So a shopkeeper said... Don't say that he said he'll buy it.

No, no.

So... A shopkeeper said you can get it only in one place. I was like, where? Oh, in the government hospital. The doctor said, I will go first. Now you are in the government hospital. I went to the government hospital. You were shaking a lot.

No, I wasn't shaking.

Okay, so you went to the government hospital.

Yes, I went to the government hospital.

I was in the hospital for a week.

I was in the hospital for a week.

I was in the hospital for a week. Now you are in a government hospital. You are very tall. No, I am not that tall. Okay, so you are in a government hospital. Yes, I am in a government hospital. There was a guard,

a ward boy.

A ward boy said,

No, no, listen to me. A ward boy said, I woke him up, it's urgent, what happened? What do you mean by urgent? He got up.

I told him that he needs a condom.

He told me to put my hand in the window from behind.

He will get the condom.

You told me to put my hand in the window from behind? Was the condom in the government hospital like this? From behind? So you put your hand in it. I found my pocket in it.

There were 8 in it.

Oh!

You were there for a week.

Then I went to the condo. Later, I also had it. So, what was going on, I didn't know how to do the head massage. I was a little bit scared. So, I was climbing up. So, he asked me, how does the Kodam stay?

I didn't know.

Even we don't know. How does it stay?

Is it different?

It stays very thin.

Did you take a milk bag?

No, I didn't take a bag. I just used a light bulb. So, it stayed thin. Yes, yes, okay.

So, it exploded.

It exploded.

Yes, yes, I understood it exploded. So, it exploded.

Mine exploded.

Not his.

The whole village was on it. It exploded only his.

Then, then I, then I got out. What did you say? You just got scared of him? Then? Then I left.

What did you leave?

I wore two.

Hahaha

Hahaha

You didn't stop?

Why should I stop?

I was getting it, why should I leave it? You thought you can do it when you have it. So you wore two.

Then it happened. It happened.

Very nice.

Very nice.

It was a good story. You should have given 1000.

From this, from the government hospital, 40 condoms.

How much do they charge in the government hospital? Do they charge for free?

That's why I am asking. I am asking you. I am asking you. I am asking you. from a government hospital in 40 countries how much is it? how much is it in a government hospital? it's free

that's why it's so expensive okay, that's good you got a new signal who else? give it to him hello, what's your name?

Akshat Akshat, you can share this on Instagram, social media, YouTube, etc? Yes, you can. Okay, what's your story?

So, I had a friend...

The girl who came with him has gone completely away. Get out of this game, you ******. Akshat, you idiot. I had a friend, who had a girlfriend. So they tried sex for the first time.

The main part.

I'm so happy.

I'm feeling so good.

Do it.

For the first time, you're having sex with a girl. Otherwise, everyone is hitting you. Yes, continue. For the first time, you're having sex. So that guy got so nervous that his pants ripped.

So he wore two.

Government!

Ward boy will not win.

He will put a PG tag. Best. So he wore two.

So he did it. So later he felt that his girlfriend's periods stopped. So his pants ripped

and he got pregnant. And they were very small. He felt that maybe because his girlfriend's periods stopped,

he got a feeling that he might be pregnant. And those guys were very young, 21 year old boys and girls. They were living far from home. What do you mean by young? He hasn't even done 20. He did it at this age.

Did he try? Oh yes, he did try. He got pregnant. With two condoms. Not me, my friend. Yes,'t try it. He did it. He got pregnant. Two times.

Not me, my friend. Your friend.

Yes, Akshayt. No, you Akshayt. Sorry.

Sorry.

Now he's got one.

Yes, he's got one. Now he's pregnant. What will he do? At home, they called and told me that I have a girl. She's like this. I told him that I have a girlfriend and we were in a relationship You told him this too? Yes, I told him this And he was like, now I have to get married

Now your family is also pissed off? Yes, my family is pissed off That now I am a kid You have a KT in engineering And you have topped here

They were in college and they were pissed off That how is this happening? So the girl's family was like, this guy is good, he's thinking of starting a business. So they gave him a bank balance? Yes. Gold digger.

But the girl's family was not happy.

They abused him a lot, like what the f**k is he doing?

What is this? The girl's family was like, what the hell is he doing? What the hell is going on?

The guy told his family, what the hell is this?

What the hell is this?

So then later he took him for pregnancy test

After all this happened

I swear to god

You are such a f*****

Okay, okay

So after that we came to out that he had some stomach problems.

He wasn't pregnant.

He had gas?

I don't know. His periods were delayed for some reason. But he thought he was pregnant. Everyone at home went crazy. And then I found out that he had gas. So, in the end, he was f**ked.

And then what did he do?

He got married. He got married again, she got f**ked. And then what did she do?

Then she got married.

She got married again? After 4 years. What a bad f**king guy.

But the family already knew.

Now even if she is actually pregnant, they will think she is pregnant. Why did she get pregnant so much? I think it's her 8th month. This time he will take her to the doctor. He took her to the doctor first. You'll take me to the doctor first? I'll have to wear two condoms first. Who? That guy?

That guy.

You're married now, right?

I'm married now.

Yeah.

Did you go to the wedding?

No, bro.

Are you married?

What?

You're not married, right? No, I'm just 22. Oh, you're even younger. Yeah, I'm younger than him. He is older than me. He is 20. All kids these days. Give him a big hand. I think I should give him money.

Top girl. How much should I give? You tell me. 500. Okay.

Thank you.

Who else was there? You give it to the couple. You both were there? You give this to the couple. You both were there. You wanted to talk. You give this to her. You look smart. It seems like you were a Casanova in college.

No, nothing like that. Your voice is also heavy. And no Casanova ever believes that he was a Casanova. Is your wife next to you? No, she is my friend. I don't know how it happened. Oh no. Is your wife next to you? No, she's my friend. Oh sorry, sorry.

I don't know why I assumed it. Let's talk to him. What's your story? You know this content will be on YouTube. No, of course. I understand.

It was right to talk. I don't have a story. We were just...

You just wanted to talk to me? Yes, this is my first time here. Is this your friend? Is there a scene between you two? No. No, of course. Why not?

Because we have different values. What values? People talk shit about values in shows. No, but seriously, there is nothing like that. What are your values? Right now, I don't want to date anyone.

You just want to have fun No, no, I mean, it's not like that But I'm not in that phase right now So it's fine What happened to you? I don't have anything right now, but I have a job and career

Give it to your friend We'll talk to your friend when you're on YouTube What's your name? Yogita

How long have you been friends? We've met recently.

Hold the mic a little closer.

September.

Don't look at her. You look at her. Look at me. You're telling me everything after looking at her.

We met in September.

And you're in the office together?

No.

How did you meet?

We're common friends.

Did you meet at a party? No. That's a different story. No, you tell me, Yogita.

That's a different story.

I have a friend from my office. So, he got a date at a bumble. Yes, yes.

We got it right.

So, she went on her date on the first day.

Yes.

Bandstand.

So, on the second day, her friend had to see the sunrise on the marines.

Yes, you can see it.

Why can't you see it? The sun rises from everywhere.

But...

Why can't you see the sunrise?

Because...

Oh, you can't see it from there? You are lying. The sunrise is not allowed for patients. People are f**king with the sun. They say, go to the government office. At sunset time.

There's only one sun that shines in the morning.

Bro, you're working on her name. I'm not sure if the Marines get a sunrise or not. The whole station is f***ed up.

To prove one thing, the girls are like this.

She didn't shake her head.

She said, should I say sunset or not?

So, these people are I say sunset or not? Okay, okay.

So, they wanted to see the sunrise. So, my friend came to my house at 6 in the morning.

Where do you live?

I live in Siudi.

Siudi!

She is talking like a Kolhapur girl.

Shivdi!

She's next to a girl.

You'll judge the Miranore people?

My aunt lives there, okay?

I live there too.

You guys have just reached Shivdi to watch the sunrise?

Yes, we went there and met there.

You guys started talking. So this is a date of a boy and a girl, in which he also came to give moral support to his friend. And you went, I don't know why, because you were with him.

I went like this.

You must have liked something in this, that you continued talking to him.

Yes, we spoke there. We met in the morning at 6 am. And...

Wait a minute.

You guys are talking nonsense. No, no. We understand Yogi.

It's a good thing. After that, we sat on the marines for a while. At that time, there was a marathon too.

Oh, there was a marathon. So, a boy ran towards us. There was a rickshaw driver behind him. He asked, why is this boy running away wearing only shoes?

Okay, okay.

No, no, we were just kidding. She was like, what are you saying?

No, so after that we sat on the Marines for a while and then we went to the movies by mistake.

By mistake?

Yes, I mean, by mistake. My friend booked the tickets and I didn't know which movie it was. And we went there for the first time.

So you don't call it by mistake.

No, but after hearing which movie it was, I'll get it after listening to the movie. Unplanned Birthdays? Yes. Which movie did you watch? We met for the first time and we went to watch Masthi 4.

So, you watched it?

I watched the entire movie. I mean, I watched it or not. When you didn't watch it, then Masthi 4? No, it was good for the date

Oh, they were having fun

Yes

Come, let's go there

Okay, okay

We didn't pay attention there

Okay, okay

We'll see it in the movie Okay, okay

So, if he asks you for a date, what will you say?

No, think

Just look at me.

I'll think about it.

I've done all this in college. Girls don't think before they say. Tell me now. Take as much time as you want.

I haven't thought about it yet.

Think. I'll give you two options.

Yes or yes.

No.

Don't say yes. No.

He is saying say yes. Please. Don't go.

He is saying leave it. I'm not going to say anything. He's having fun. He's like, let it go. I mean, your answer is yes. Because he's saying so much.

I can think about it. I don't date anyone.

Is she begging? There's no one like that.

It's not like that.

You live in Meeradot? I came from Meeradot. It's not like that.

You live in Meeradot? I have come from Meeradot.

If there is love, then humans are lazy. Let's give them a big hand. Can we talk to you guys? We can talk to you guys. So, this was you last time too, right? Is he really your friend?

Yes. Tell the truth.

He's really my friend.

What's his name? Rajas. Rajas? Give me the chat. Let's see. Who thinks there will be a scene? Everyone thinks so. You guys are f**kers.

Cut. No, no. Is there a scene? No. No.

Show me the chat. We'll cut it. What are you looking for? She's looking for content.

Look for anything in the requests.

What kind of cover is this? And what is this? A tissue? Suraj! When two c**ts get into it... The message of fitness has come. Something... Okay, no. When two c*****s get into it. I've got a message from D**k Fitness. Something is...

Okay, no no no. Hello Purvi, I firstly saw you in that video of Praneet Bhai and I was finding your ID from that day. B*****d, message me. The video was mine. Why are you messaging Purvi?

Because I found you so pretty and cute and wanted to text you and talk to you Yaar, you're so cute yaar and your smile love f*** I put an hour long video

and this is 5 minutes Sorry to message you like that but a wish to you can we talk This guy's mother Should I reply to him? I'll say pick pick beach A wish to you can we talk? No, no, no, leave it. Why attack someone's personal stuff?

He's saying the whole show is about that. One didn't write, may I? That's it.

Okay, fine.

I'm a dentist.

Really?

Okay, fine. So, what year is it now?

Final year.

Okay, and do you have a boyfriend or not? No.

When was the last time? 6-7 months ago.

Oh, so you just broke up?

We both wanted different things and our mindsets were not matching.

This is a stupid answer.

Genuinely, it was not matching.

So, you are a dentist, so you guys... Oral... Hygiene...

Yes.

Is there anything that other girls do and dentists say, we won't do it.

It was for tissues.

Nice, nice. He said, it was for tissues. It's like a myth that this is not a good thing to do. If you are uncomfortable, then tell us. Like, what's the problem with blowjob? Is there a problem with blowjob?

There is no problem, but sometimes if you have done it very recently, we get to know when we see each other's faces.

Yes!

What are you saying? So, you can tell by looking at the girls that this is a b******t?

Anyone. Anyone? Even the boys can tell by looking at the girls that she is a prostitute? Anyone. Only girls.

You can tell by looking at the boys?

Everyone has a face.

Everyone has a face.

Wait a minute. Tell me by looking at her. What should I do? Should I open my mouth?

No, no.

No, no. Tell me. You can see how much she knows.

Look up. No. No? Since when?

You can't tell me now.

You can't tell me.

What happened?

I thought there was a detector in my mouth. It's a bat.

Girls get something on their head.

What does it stay?

It's a residue. Yeah?

Are you kidding? So, if girls find out this trick, they'll keep testing their boyfriends. So, do you practice in the hospital or in the clinic?

No, in the hospital. I mean, in the college.

So, you are studying right now. So, if an aunt comes and you are checking up and you see her up there, you tell your friends, she is a moong dal. Aunty! Not cavity, but ice cream! Okay, so this happens. Tell us something else. Is there a problem with swallowing?

No.

Then why don't you do it? I don't know. Okay. Does anyone have a doubt about oral health? We are getting this info for free. Sarang, ask. What is the most important thing

in a person's life? The most important thing is doubt about oral health. You are getting free information.

Sarang, ask.

Special doubt?

There are some cavity scenes. Yes, and the ones who have braces. Has there been a critical case where something got stuck inside?

Not here, but normally.

I thought something got stuck inside, he said, kids.

In jail.

Yes, okay, okay. Wait, wait, she's telling.

I haven't seen it in college, but people have pierced their hair.

Because there's a wire.

Then they come to you. What a f***ing job!

Literally!

So what do you write in the case paper?

Issue, f***, hair. So how do they come and tell? What do they say?

First they see PG's and then they come to us.

So they keep saying something to PG's. What do they say? What happened?

He got stuck, see what else he says.

Oh, it's not a scene of dogs.

Tell the boys.

It's like they're on the road.

I swear. Okay. What else? Is there any other issue or case that you saw very weird and thought, how did this happen?

Once a patient came. There's a department downstairs where they tell you where you have to go. First he came and sat. I saw him moving a little bit. So I thought he must be drunk or something. So he came and sat. Normally, you have to lie down on the dental chair. He didn't lie down. He was sitting like this.

He was like, madam, I have to pull out my teeth I am in pain I want to pull out my teeth I said, okay, tell me what happened You have to take history Have you ever been admitted for hypertension, BP or not?

He said, no, I want to pull out my teeth Then he brought his hand forward I went back Then I took off my mask Then I saw that my eyes were red Teeth, almost Almost everyone went and were all rotten. Then he... Oh, I was just kidding.

No, no, no. Wait, I'm showing the post Bigg Boss. Okay, okay. Wait.

Then...

First, you have to see it. So, when you go to see it, sometimes some people who have any STD,

Yes.

you can see it up there too. You tell this after seeingD. You can see it up there too.

You can see it and tell us?

Yes, sometimes.

Are you kidding? You're like an aunt. Okay, so you saw it.

I opened my mouth a little and saw it from above. So, the patient has to be treated in a different way. And then, while speaking, they came towards me. And then I could smell how much he had drunk.

How well?

You said, make one for me. Why did you do this? Make one for me. So?

So I told him to sit. I'll call him. He'll check up on you. I told him, sir, it's like this. He said, then why, I'll call sir, he'll check you up. I told him, sir, it's like this. He said, then why are you seeing him? I told him to go inside. Then sir came and threw him out with a collar.

Oh! Is this how you treat patients?

Because he was misbehaving. Oh, okay.

This ***.

You didn't want to say this? Then people will say... I didn't get to say that? Then people will say...

I didn't get my degree.

No, we won't put that.

We won't put that. Okay. So, give it to him. What do you do other than hanging out with him?

It's my business.

Oh!

What business? What's your name? Rajas. Oh, you're Rajas. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I don't have any such thing So why do you hang out with him? He is my friend Do you enjoy with him? Do you have male friends? Yes Do you enjoy with them?

Yes

Who do you enjoy more with?

Obviously with him Bro, sex doesn't last long Guys will always be together.

Agreed. Agreed.

Agreed? What are you saying? You f**ked up. Now she's gone, they were gone. Is your male friend boring? Huh? Is your male friend boring?

No, boring? I mean, yes, actually. What's your business? I have a cafe, LED manufacturing and supply. So you are a very rich man? No, no. Which car do you have? I don't have a car.

Rickshaw!

Rickshaw!

I will get in first. Your dad has a car, right? No, no. Even your dad doesn't have a car. Do people roam around has a car, right? No, no. Dad doesn't have a car either. Then how did he come here? Do people roam around in cars? Is the train here to f**k?

He's asking how did he come here?

He came running with Suraj.

Is this your bag? Yes. Show me.

Should I open it?

Please, please. I like it a lot.

I mean, the bag.

Then it's fine.

Look, it's a girl's bag, so there's lipstick inside. Girls have lipstick in their purse, and? I'm not even in the office. I'm in the office. I'm not even in the office.

I'm not even in the office.

I'm not even in the office.

I'm not even in the office. Do you take sunscreen at night? Because I work for them. I am their brand manager. Brand manager? What is this Samay? Where did Samay come from?

Samay had worked with me earlier. He was telling me.

Who all think that stand-up shows are all organic and nothing is planned? You all think that till now this was planned? No, right? So, now the now we are going to segment this is planned. So, we are doing this for a brand. So, now you have to be in character and if you have to laugh more, you have to laugh more. But don't laugh at anything.

Give the mic to the front. Now it will be fun. Dude, this bag looks good on you. It looks expensive. Is it expensive? Where are you? Does any girl have an expensive bag?

Yeah, that looks expensive. Is this expensive? Actually expensive? 1.5 lakhs? Bro, she'll run away. Okay. Retake, right?

I swear. I don't know how to act. Oh, your bag looks expensive. Is it? See? Where's the mic? Give it to me. That's why I don't like

being a brand a**.

But they pay a lot of money. That's why I don't like to be a brandy-ass. But then they pay me a lot.

Okay, let's go. Let's go back. Wait, wait. I need to get into character. Dude, your bag looks expensive.

Yes, it is.

Then say it in the mic.

Yes, it is.

Whoever you're giving the mic to,, just to shake it. Come.

Hey, hi. What's your name?

Hi, Tanya.

Tanya, your bag looks expensive.

Yes. So how did it come to you? It's mine, so I have it. Can I see your bag?

Yes, of course.

Oh, brother.

How much is my bag?

How much is it? 1.5 lakhs?

It's for 800.

It's for 1.5 lakhs? Don't leave this character. She's saying 400 because it's expensive. Can I open it and see?

Yes, go ahead.

Please, please.

Let me say please.

Okay, wait, wait. Take 5.

Brand will f**k me up! We change actors. That's why we asked for a backup actor. Where is the lipstick? No, no, the lipstick is in there. It's ours. What? Oh, the lipstick is yours.

Oh, okay. What a poor audience.

She's saying, give me my lipstick.

I swear, bro. Now it's going to be fun. This is an expensive bag. Look, there are stains.

What the f**k is this?

What is this?

What is this? What is this?

What is this? I'm not a thread

What the f**k is this? That was for you

This is for me, give it to me after the show

Okay

Coffee date is still pending

You took a toothbrush?

I had to go home What is this? It's a toothbrush? I had to go home.

What is this? Is this a toothbrush?

Yes.

This is that one right? Bro, it's vibrating too much. You take it. Bro, this is not lipstick. What is this girl doing? You carry so much stuff. What is this? You carry sunscreen at night?

I have to apply it

Why?

It's oily skin.

You have to say cause i work for them

cause i work for it

you say some i some i that black t shirt one you just have to shout some i some i shout now

some i some i

no no no no I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. What is this? Where did Samay come from? Why are you forgetting the script? It's your dialogue.

He had worked with us before. We had filled his car.

No, no. We'll take it back.

One eternity later.

Samay, Samay, Samay.

Chotu, get a samosa. Hello, friends. How are you all? I am getting a lot of messages on Instagram... ...about when I am coming to perform in your city. That's why I am bringing this important announcement. I am touring India. The name of the show is The Pranit More Show.

I am performing this weekend in Goa and Bangalore. Next weekend we are coming to Kolkata, Bhubaneswar and Chennai. The name of this show is The Pranit More Show. I am performing this weekend in Goa and Bangalore. Next weekend, we are coming to Kolkata, Bhubaneswar and Chennai. Next week, we are performing in Noida, Gurgaon and Delhi. There are many cities where we are going to perform. The ticket link for all these shows is given in the description.

Click on it and you will get the list of all the cities. Or you will get the list of all the cities here as well. You will get the list of cities where I will be performing. Or you can book tickets on Bookmyshow. I get a lot of messages asking me to do Ashleel show in my city. So, for the first time, I am doing Ashleel show outside Mumbai. And these shows will be in Noida and Gurgaon. The ticket link for that is given in the description. So quickly go and book your tickets. Because if you go later, the show might get sold out.

So you won't get the tickets. We do a lot of crowd work in the live show. There will be a lot of stand-up. It will be fun. If you want to know all the details and updates about my life, then follow me on Instagram.

My Instagram ID is RJPranee. So follow me. The new video is coming next week. What do you think we should add in the next videos? Normal Crowder or Ashleer Show? Tell us in the comments. We read your feedback. See you in the next live show. See you in the next live show. Jai Hind, Jai Maharashtra.