BITE BY NIGHT

I'm in the machine. I'm in the machine. Oh This is a very cool cutscene Dude okay, I keep forgetting that the faces are like this, but I am playing right by night This is a new dead by daylight game. This looks very cool so far. I'm gonna choke this guy's neck. I'm gonna choke your neck Hey, I'm gonna choke your neck. Hey, I'm gonna choke your neck.

Five minutes of bread is... Oh my god!

This is scary. Oh my god. No! How could they do that to us? This is insane. Okay, I have no idea how to play these games yeah but usually I'm so scared usually these games are like everyone's like so so good at it because this is a new game I think we'll be fine there's like 300,000 stupid noobs playing it hey all right we got gotta go do tasks and objectives.

Hello?

I hear something. Oh, I'm gonna choke your neck. Oh my God! Oh my God, get me out of here! Oh God, thank God that guy was AFK. All right, what are my little abilities?

Eat, f***ing food, okay, and then E. Soda. Well, good thing I just wasted my abilities.

Oh no.

Jesus. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

We have to go until 6am. It's only. Oh, thank God I can close that door. Oh my God. No, why'd I fall?! Oh no! No! Stop!

Somebody help me! Oh, okay. I got away. Oh my God. I need, I need a second to regain myself. That was horrible. That was, that was messed up.

All right.

If you don't do the task, you're completely screwed. Oh, okay. He's going after someone else. All right. I'm going to follow this girl around and we're going to solve a generator.

Yaba, Yaba, Yaba yabba, yabba.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Okay. What is this? What the? Oh, did I do it? Okay, okay, okay. dude, this is so cool What do I do pump pump pump pump, oh

Wait, there was a video there for you. Okay, whatever everyone saw that though. Oh I hear laughing. I hear spring-trap laughing. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god He's coming after me I'm so screwed Somebody I really hope somebody helps me. I really really really hope somebody helps me. I pray the stores are closed. Door!

Oh my God, that was close.

Ah!

Just keep running, just keep running, just keep running. Eat my pizza. Oh no. Bro, stop. You're making him run over here.

Oh my God.

Dude, you actual fool. Can you guys do the batteries? Oh my god. There's only two of us left. Oh my god We're so insanely screwed, dude. I hope whoever this is. I hope you do this and it makes the time just go to six

please oh

Last man standing does he know where I am he so knows where I am oh my god I have to wait till 6 he insanely knows where I am I'm so screwed oh my god how the fuck on earth I am so screwed This is not fair my team was idiots Dude literally like 10 seconds away from winning. Fuck this game, bro. You.

Yeah, whatever. Genuinely, I got to look at the bottom of your feet. That's what I wanted the whole time. That's actually my thing and I like that. So I've technically win that round. FNAF feet is my, whatever.

Oh no.

Tentacle, tentacleacle for half! E-Nard!

E-Nard.

Oh great, a new map that I don't know what it is. Please be the biggest, stupidest, dumbest noob, most worthless noob ever being the monster so I can win. Please.

Oh my god! Okay, I can. There's barricade options. Click click click. Dude I have the most snack squad in the world. All right everybody stick Alright everybody, stick to- Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Run! Everybody run! I know you can hear me. Wait, could I have barricaded those doors and lived? I'm gonna be so upset if I find that out

after posting this video and seeing the comments. Dude, I'm the most useful person ever. I don't know which way to take.

Hello.

Oh, this is a dead end. Oh my god, there's so many dead ends in this map. I'm so screwed. Hey, just checking if everything's okay over here.

Yeah, bro.

Dude, I hear something over there, I think. Oh my, oh, you're green. You're so green for a human. Oh, she's bald can I go up here and hang my lead developer hello mr. Fleming are you enjoying day by night is there a monster Help! Admin help! Admin help me! Yabba yabba! Admin help me now! Help me now, Admin!

Am I barricading it right? Ha ha, nib. No, I didn't mean to eat that. Admin, help me!

What the?

Why are you doing that to me? I thought you were on my team! I thought you were on my team! I thought you were on my team! Stop! You're on my team! Take this! AHHHHH! Oh my god!

You lied to me, you lied to me, you lied to me! Admin!

Admin help!

That's not fair!

That's not fair! That's not fair! That doesn't count, it's not not fair you were supposed to save me

Oh

You can do a little dance look this is nice. Oh, I was kind of close to admin Admin make this guy stop hey you betrayed me green guy You betrayed me. I can hear, I can hear me on his mic so I know he heard me. Hello beautiful.

Did you win or did we lose? And if you win do we win?

Whatever, whatever, whatever.

Oh no we're going back to the pizzeria.

Ew.

Dude these like, I'm glazing this game. This is a really cool game. I'm glazing this game. This is a really cool game. I'm glazing this game Why do I hear tune tune tune surely you don't have brain rots in a game this beautiful, right? What the hell what are all these noises? What's going on in here? Oh my god Why am I hearing brain rot?

Oh my god, why do you know where I am? Okay, wait, no you don't. Dude, we're so screwed. Can I hide? Go away noob. Literally, f*** off. Sorry to freak out like crazy. Don't waste the electricity! What's wrong with you?

Oh my god. Something is horribly wrong with you.

Stop f***ing wasting our- I'm gonna leave.

What's up with all the memes?

Oh my god, what's going on?

What's going on?

I hate it.

Oh no.

Oh no, no, no.

I am locking you guys out.

I am locking you guys out. Oh my god, what's going on? What's going on? Oh no.

Oh no, no, no.

I am locking you guys out.

La la.

La la na na.

This is what you get and I hate you.

Oh.

Okay, okay, it's not funny when you do it. I didn't mean to eat.

No, I'm not meaning to click these!

F*** man.

Oh no, no, no!

I don't know what to do! AHHHHH!

AHHHHH! AHHHHH!

My god, that was close!

I just know I'm so screwed, by the way.

This is probably the admin doing this to me too. I'm never playing by the way. This is probably the admin doing this to me too. I'm never playing your game again. Bro I f*** My flashlight was on. Stop going after me if you want me to still play.

Oh my god. I am so screwed. Just be nice to me. Just be nice. Just be nice. I hate you so much.

No!

Bro, I hate this stupid game. Dude.

No! Ah! Ah! Ah!

No!

Go away, never join my game again, admin. You're supposed to help in these situations. Whatever. There's nothing I can do! Whatever right let's see your feet whatever what do you mean get ready stop making yourself the killer help us we get it you're better what is that you're better you're better than us at the game that you that you made okay, what no I don't want to deal with this

Stop let me do this. I'm gonna fix this and I'm gonna win the game That's not fair, that's not fair your one hit killing everyone. All right, I'm gonna fix this generator That's gonna count as a win in my book. Great, I'm the last man standing. He's admin abusing which is something I'm very against! I'm very against what you're doing!

AHH! AHH!

No! Stop!

I am against admin abuse! Do you like the balancing?

No! I am against admin abuse. Do you like the balancing?

No. Dude, I lowkey might win if I can keep him talking. He can't see me.

Oh, oh no, no.

I thought I could keep him talking. Oh, hello everyone. He said, you are now the alpha. Dude, I hope this means I get the thing. All right, I'm the thing. Yab I get to put I've been abusing in the title yeah oh this is very fair hey oh you know I like the balancing on this

game pretty good hey I see you. Yabba, yabba, yabba, yabba.

Yabba, yabba, yabba, yabba. Yabba, yabba, yabba, yabba.

I genuinely might lose just because I might not find everybody. Wait, I think I just killed the admin. See, that was a skill issue on my end. I should have dodged. Hey, what are you doing here? Hey? Yeah, bah, yeah Nah, bah, whoa yeah parry me

Oh, just me and you buddy All right, he's gonna check this out. He's gonna heal up real quick. You ready now Oh, a very good battle between me and that guy. I won though. My very first win. Dude, I don't, how did this guy even know that I was playing this? Surely he didn't just randomly end up with me in a server.

It was fair too, in fact.

Yeah.

Yeah. I was actually at a disadvantage in that uh like this guy's so mad let's go all right I hope I hope this guy the admins on my team now because if I'm ever if I'm ever gonna get my first win on this game I might need a little help well I did I do have my first win but my second win my first one is survivor spring trap all right is this guy a noob please be the biggest stupidest

Ugliest noob to have ever played this game, please. What do we do? What do we do? Okay, that's way too close to me Okay, okay, okay That sounds so close to me oh

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's chasing us. How do you know where we all hang out? Barricade! Oh my god, that didn't do anything! Oh my god, I think he just saw me. He paused the second I let my foot out there.

No! He's setting traps. Oh my God, I think he just saw me. He paused the second I let my foot out there.

No, he's setting traps. He hates us.

That didn't work! Oh my God! Run, run, run, run, run.

Oh, we're just screwed every time. Get this guy instead. Hey, get that guy! Hey, get this guy! You don't know I'm still here, right?

Eh. Get that guy! Get this guy! You don't know I'm still here, right?

Hey, I see what you did there. This guy fears me and respects me. This is what's going on right now.

Oh my god!

Run! Go to the- close this!

Eat my pizza! Close the door!

He's throwing up.

We're so screwed!

We're so screwed! Eat my pizza! Close the door! He's throwing up!

We're so screwed!

We're so screwed!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

This game is so unfair to people like me! The biggest, stupidest,

ugliest noob

i can't i can't play this game ever again why'd i get stuck there please have battery please have battery yeah haha no you're a noob i just outsmarted him. Why? Why would you even think about doing this to me? Oh no! He didn't mean to do that! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Help! Help! I don't like this game anymore. I don't like it! I don't like it! I don't like it! I can only win against the dumbest noobs! And if I have admin again! Give me a gun now! I don't like this game anymore. I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it. I can only win against the dumbest noobs. And if I'm admin again, give me a gun now.

Ow, teleport!

Hey, how about you go teleport for me? For all I care. Dude, I thought this game would be full of idiot noobs. All right, I told him make the next killer the biggest noob, so he's trying to troll me. He's saying, yeah, I know who.

Oh, am I the next killer, huh?

Hey, but I have the powers. Oh, okay.

I think he forgot to turn this off. I thought I disabled that. You're all noobs. RAH RAH RAH RAH

RAH

My music stopped.

CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK

Hey! Hey!

Hey little guy. AHH! You didn't go that door on me! Glass standing, glass standing. RAH RAH At least it was a fair round. That was so easy. He's gonna do it on me! Last standing, last standing! Remember! At least it was a fair round. That was so easy.

You're so right.

Oh no!

No, wait, I'm the actual killer! No, I'm not the one to be it, I just, but I just won as killer. I just won doing this. And I haven't even played this map. I don't know what any of these buttons do.

Duh.

Duh.

Duh. Duh. I

Love the whole noisy mix. All right, so playing is this this will give me the knowledge from the other side And I'll be able to use this to win My here generator, hey Ow, mother I'm gonna kill the dev Wow, hey, you guys are beating my ass stop it Sweeter sweeter. Oh dude, don't do that Ugh, there's so many noobs I have to kill.

How am I missing?

I always got that.

Alright, there.

Oh my god, that took me so long. I heard something over here Hi, you hit my bear trap. You're a noob All right. Got another guy Dude, I have a hundred percent feeling that they're gonna win and I'm really upset about that. Dude. Oh, where is everybody? Hey, I see you. I see you poking your little head out. Oh all right got him.

All right we got two guys left. I have about 30 minutes to accomplish this. Oh wait I saw someone. Oh I'm out of stamina. Ah I did it.

Oh I see you over there. Hello hello hello hello hello hello

bro this guy's gonna kill me

AHH

AHH I DID IT OH MY GOD Oh

Where am I sideways? Oh wait, this is I'm watching from his point of view. Oh my god

Okay, I suck at this game. It's so easy to win as the killer. I

Even though I had to try my heart out. Hey, who's that? Logan Paul, don't turn on your camera around here. Logan, you mustn't vlog here. I think there's someone playing Bite by Night over there. Logan killer, Logan killer. Oh no, Logan. I think there's someone playing over there. This is what I'm gonna do to Logan Paul, by the way.

In real life.

I can't believe Logan's the killer.

Oh, Logan.

Oh, nice, nice, nice. All right, dude, we actually have like a good chance this time around. Oh, he's on one of these sides. He's on one of these sides. I'm so, even the developer, I'm so scared and nervous cuz I'm a big fan of Logan Paul And now he wants to kill me

He's about the bus down that door dude my right click is broken oh

Run run run run run run run run No, no, no.

Just keep running in circles for six more minutes. I think we'll win. Oh my God. Let's just get out of here. Dude, I'm so scared. This is the closest I've ever gotten

to winning by such a long shot. Dude, where are you going? Let's just hide. You stupid noob. Oh, that's not a good sign if we saw that one other guy that's still alive. He's behind us.

Ah!

Oh no, I think he just killed a guy. Oh my God, go, go, go! Oh, I hear him getting killed over there. Wait, it goes back to five? Oh, I'm just fucked, man. I'm just so screwed. How the f***?

Dude, he can kill from so far away. Oh my god. Dude, this is just impossible. That's just not possible. Alright, hopefully this noob is noobish enough to not kill all of us. Alright, we are literally banking on this guy just maybe being this noob is noobish enough to not kill all of us All right. We are literally banking on this guy. Just maybe being a noob. Oh my god, he can go up there. I

Thought because we can't go up there. He couldn't to something like that Oh my god All right, at least we got that done. All right, all right, all right. We're getting the generators going.

Oh great, look who it is, Logan. Dude, you got us killed last time. Or well, you killed me last time.

Hey Logan.

I really need to save you.

Logan called to send me a friend request. Oh my God. I just got invited to team 10. Oh no, Teper. Oh my God. Oh my God.

I'm so screwed. Please, please leave me alone. Oh. Oh We just have a tiny bit longer to get my win There Logan Paul is still alive. This is incredible news Logan, please please. Please, Logan, please. I think that I have to run to the exit. Where is it?

RUN! Run! Run to the exit! Me and Logan! Me and Logan! AHH! We did it!

I love you, Logan! I love you, Logan! I you Logan, I love you, I love you Logan! Well guys, that is Night Byte.

Night Byte! Byte by night. Go play this game, this is an amazing game. And I'm not just saying that because I won. Thank you, oh wow, thank you Logan. I didn't expect you to do all that to little old me. A nobody.

I'm a nobody compared to you. All right, and shout out to the developer right here and all the other developers, but I'm a nobody compared to you. All right, and shout out to the developer right here and all the other developers, but specifically this one for helping me.