Black Ops 2 Zombies - Easter Egg Attempt, Steak Fail, and More! (Mob of the Dead)
Yeah.Oh, it's here, it's here.Okay, I'll be back.I know it really sucks.I have zero ammo in both my weapons.
Oh, the crawler just - the crawler just died.Oh god!Evan!Evan!Evan!We got monkeys!
We got monkeys!We got monkeys!
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We got monkeys!We got monkeys!We got monkeys!We got monkeys!We got monkeys!We got monkeys!
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We got monkeys!We got monkeys!We got monkeys!We got monkeys!We got monkeys!We got monkeys!
We got monkeys!We got monkeys!We got monkeys!We got monkeys!We got monkeys!We got monkeys!
We got monkeys!We got monkeys!We got monkeys!I'm smacking your goddamn lips!You know, isn't it really good that like last time I ordered food and I fucked everything up I was ordering pizza, but this time around I'm ordering a steak.
Start from the bottom, now he's here.Nickel we up, you know what I'm saying?
You know you've made it when you fuck up your friends with steak.
Take it Adderall, let's do it!
Haha, it's 7pm.I have to piss out of my dick.Some players do not have the required DLC map pack.Terrorizer.Ryan.Ryan.
You'll see if Evan joins, he does not have the DLC.
He already bought it.You're stupid.Haha.I'm ready.You guys ready?
I'm ready.You ordered that pizza?I did order pizza.That's a good reference that you're eating them.What's your guys' favorite, favorite zombies?I like Black Ops 2.
I think Black Ops 2.BO3.
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Get started freeBO3 had the best zombies.
BO3.What did BO3 have that was good?
If it'd be more...Bullrod, Crovey, Shadows of Evil.Those are the best zombies by far.
I like Black Ops 2.It seemed like that was perfect.
No, BO3 was the best by far.They had lots of lights and all kinds of shit.
I thought you were asking for my opinion.Okay, fine.You're right.Thank you.
Well, when your opinion is wrong, we're gonna tell you you're wrong.
I don't remember how to do a goddamn thing.
Oh shit, I gotta...
Guys, I have a confession to make.I've never played this map before.Oh dude, I don't...remember shit about this map.Oh yeah, I'm weasel.
How do you know you're weasel?
It says right beside my numbers on the bottom.
Oh, you're the guy from the matrix.Wait, I'm...I'm who?You're the Matrix.I wanna be an actor.Oh shit.
I wanna be an actor.That's who he is.Who am I?He's Bill Burr.
Hold on.Hold still.
Bill Burr?He's Bill Burr.
He's a little...He's a little...
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He's a I don't know dude, I've never played this map before.
Yeah, yeah, when you're a ghost you gotta like go in through one of the walls and power it up.
Nice.Louis, you could be, with the edit, you could be like that little paper clip on the bottom left.
It makes that little knock on the door.
Microsoft guy.Clippy!Clippy?
Clippy.
Clippy the Bippy, you bet your Bippy!Jump, you f***ing stupid...
Oh, fuck!Big guy!Big guy!Big guy!Big guy!Big guy!
Where do I go?Where do I go?I'm gonna die.I was following you, dumbass.
I was like, he knows where he's going.
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Get started freeI've never played this goddamn map before.
Yeah, my screen is fucking shaking.
This big fucking big dick is coming.Big dick's coming.Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.Big dick, big dick, big dick, big dick, big dick.You shoot his head.You just shoot his head.
Very simple.Right there.Nice and easy.Shoot his brains.There's a shot in his brain, though.He didn't got no brain no more.
He got no brain no more.Yeah, no worry Are we supposed to feed this this thing zombies?
Yes, you're gonna feed a dog.You gotta feed the dog We're supposed to go to the docks.We've done this out of order.Tell us what to do next I don't dude.I don't know man. I don't remember how to get it in the docks.We restart just This is a scouting mission
this is scouting round.Oh shit.Oh, I did not want to buy that door I did.Oh, that's the worst thing you could have done Now we're going this way now we're going this way now we're going this way now we're going this way now we're going this way now we're going this way now we're going this way over here slide over here Where'd you go?
Where'd you go?There's no sliding.There's no sliding.You have to dive over.Dive over here.Dive over here.
And then dive over here.What?I don't know where you guys are.We got to power this up.We got to power this up.And then dive over here.
I found a part for the kooka.And then drink the apple juice.And then dive right here.And then slide over here.And then slide right here.And then slide over here.
That was something went wrong.
Game crashed.And then come over here.
Game crashed.Slide over here.Game crashed.Suck my dick over here.Game crashed.
Suck my cock over here.We ready to go again?Ready.He ain't got no brain no more.
He ain't got no brain.We're steak, salmon.
Our pizza's here.
Pasta.
That was quick as fuck dude.He ordered his pizza 12 minutes ago.
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Get started freePizza in my belly baby.
Let the man have his pizza.What'd you get?What type of pizza did you get?From Maud.What'd you get?Maud Pizza.
So you got a crispy flatbread.Maud Pizza.What type of pizza?Look at the crispy flatbread.What type of pizza?
Maud.What the fuck is Maud?It's like Subway but with a bowl of pizza.It's like flatbread.What do you mean Subway?It's like Subway but with a bowl of pizza.
You go in and then you pick all your toppings and it's the same cost no matter what you get on it.Yeah, but he's asking what the toppings were, dumbass.
Yeah, that's what I'm asking.
Alright, let's see here.I got spicy tomato sauce, mozzarella, parmesan, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, mild sauce, regular bacon, chicken.
Holy shit.
And I got Mexican coke.
I gained five pounds just listening to that.
Fuck!Did you just die?
Why can't I have his dumb fucking comment where I die?No this arm.
Do you know it say it say it say it say it?
We'll say it if you want me All right, we got to go up another level and then on the dock.That's where we need to go first I'm in a shower dog eat a dog over here.Come here.I gotta go feed a dog.
Hold on.Where's that fucking?
What did I do?
What did I do this bill burr?
Oh, it does kinda look like Bill Burr.Yeah, I'm Bill Burr.
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Get started freeOh, that's Bill Burr, that's Bill Burr.Protect me, protect me, I'm eating my pizza.
Marcel, the goddamn black Bill Burr.
Isn't Bill Burr's wife black?
Mm -hmm.
Yeah.Uh -huh.
Do you think he gets a pass?
Yeah, he should, but he's super liberal, so I don't think he's gonna do it.
Do you think, like, his wife is like, fuck me with that big white cat?You know!How you like this nigga pussy, you know what I mean?Excuse me, Marcel?Huh?
Is that how you and Chris are?With the opposite, obviously?Nah, she won't say it.It's really annoying.
Imagine during your wedding it was like you may say I pronounce you husband.
You may now kiss your bride and she may now call you her name I need some goddamn money Dick shrimp arms all right now We need to go all the way across got a power up to power up to fucking gone to the power of the gauntlet I'll do it.I'll do it on it on it kill myself being I don't know I got behind you I am a fucking zombies you fuckingback to 2012 or whatever he was doing that.
Remember back in the day this was so cool?It is still cool.
What do you mean it's not so realistic?Go buy the Tommy gun.Uh oh, big guy, big guy, big guy.Where you at?He spawned right there.Oh my.
He spawned right there.
Oh shit.
He just crushed Ryan.He just crushed Ryan.Save me, save me.
Ryan go power up the jug machine.We're going to buy a Tommy gun.We're going to buy a Tommy gun.On my dead body, on my dead body, on my dead body.I can't buy.Oh shit!
Oh shit!Where's the Tommy gun?Where's the Tommy gun?Fuck, I should've just revived you.I'm dead.
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Get started freeI got you!
I'm dead.
Thank you!Now I'm dead again!
I'm gonna die.I'm dead.Oh shit!Oh shit!Oh shit!Oh shit!
I'm getting - Please fuck off, Brutus.It's over!
We're the worst in the world.He caught me by the showers and pulled my pants down.I got a good feeling about this one.
Kill a zombie next to the dog.
Come here.
I'm smacking your goddamn lips Anytime this motherfucker eats I swear to God anytime he eats.What did you write?
First of all, I'm drinking Second of all, wouldn't you rather that than my clicking?
Drinking does not require your lips to do that goddamn much!I'm trying to taste it!On dry tongue!
I've been drinking this whole time!Forget how to get there, man.This is...Jail is fucking confusing.It's so not complicated.
Yeah, for you.For a genius like you.Hey, you're an absolute genius, Todd.
I'm not a genius, bro!It's like basic fucking memorization!I'm dead!I'm gonna die now, because Marcel's dead.I'm all alone.There's 20 zombies.
Fuck, look, man.Alright, nevermind.I'm gonna live, because he has to go.Nevermind I'm gonna die cause this big dick McTrickster is here I'M GONNA DIEI got right here.I got right.
I'm gonna die.I got very good.I'm gonna die I'm gonna be pissed about I got very good.I cannot revive you Marcel.I Got very good.Is you fucking monkeys?
I swear to God I Where'd you get a goddamn Machine gun fucking hitting they've been hitting the box.
They've been hitting the box the whole fucking time.Don't you fucking I thought you were gonna do it Dude that's my other boss Marcel had Adderall and pizza, he is ready to go.
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Get started freeHe had Barb's pizza.And I have Mexican Coke that has real sugar in it.Come down here and feed the fucking dog, man.The gauntlet is recharging.Maybe if he didn't leave without us, we wouldn't have this problem.Huh?
You're talking to the other guy who robbed the goddamn gauntlet, man.You racist fuck.What the fuck?What do you mean, what the fuck?You come at it out of the way with a horde of zombies.
You got a rain gun, don't you?Yeah, I was going to the dog like you would want me.
You would've wanted me to go to the dog!Hey, my steak's on the way.There we go, dude.
I need 50!I need 50 points for Junk!
I have a question, Master Zombie Cat.In Mom and the Dead, generally, what situation would it be best to eat a steak dinner?The Junk is running out of power!
There is no round, dude.It's not steak.You piss me off.It's round 8.We've completed, like, half of a single step of, like, anything.Well, maybe if you didn't fucking die a second ago.
No, it's because you dumb bitches are wasting all your money buying doors you don't need.Buy this door!What door?
There you go.
Hey, this is a dead end.You don't go this way.Uh -oh, uh -oh, uh -oh.Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy.Where?Go this way, you go back up.
Oh my god.You buy this door.
You know, isn't it really good that like last time I ordered food and I fucked everything up I was ordering pizza, but this time around I'm wearing a steak.
What difference does it make?
I know I came a long way.I went from a $20 pizza to a $100 pizza.
Uber Eats, I mean that's symbolic that's symbolic You know you've made it when you fuck up your friends with steak Truffle butter or some shit, you know Phil you feel me you feel me we out here.
No butter.No, but some truffle butter.Oh, yeah, please Which is actually fucking disgusting.
You know what truffle butter is. I hate truffle truffles for fucking retards that don't order a good food What they just like they just yeah, they do like truffle fries truffle is just like a cheap -ass way to like make Dumbass people like certain foods truffle fries are good.
I'm gonna die I'm gay a truffle fries in front of you the other night like a week ago, and you said nothing Yeah, cuz I didn't want it.
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Get started freeI didn't watch me. I'm a republic and you called me a retard in your brain I like truffle fries I'm also not the guy who thinks oh you truffle that means it's gonna be amazing I don't know how I'm gonna eat all this food I didn't think it through I don't know I just like yeah hungry eyes in your stomach that's what they know it's noteven that.And what were you doing, bro?
Did you say - Eyes are bigger than my brain.Can we leave a crawler so I can use my steak?No.Alright.
I got a part, part one!Alright, I turned the washing machine on.
Uh, yeah, that gets us the cloth, I think.The clothes from it.Activate laundry machine.Fucking gondola's not appearing.Evan's eating steak!It's still the last it's still the same round.
I think wait.I haven't seen steak.
Oh god.I'm protecting Evan this motherfucker Got it.
I'm dead.You got it Mars.What's that?What you did?I got me in the washing machine.
Yeah, I'm gonna die.It's a new round start Yes, it's not close off.It is dude.There's red shit.
Fuck.Oh, it's gonna be so much harder I thought all your idea by the way You died.Marcel, he's getting rezzed.Marcel, you can't grab it anyway because you're holding the sheet.
Like what?Like what?Whoa.
They're in their own world, bro.They got double ray guns.They're just fucking training in a circle.Yeah.Must be nice.Evans, you stay.
Where'd you go, Brian?They got us black guys doing all the work, Marcel.That's great.For real, dawg.Master got me working!
God damn it!
Holy shit.I don't know about that.There's a lot of fucking zombies.I did it, Marcel.I did it.
There's a part.
I'm standing on a fucking part right now.
Oh shit, you got 60 seconds.What the fuck?
I'm gonna kill myself.
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Get started freeI'm dead.I thought I could eat steak, dude.I was like putting on a napkin bib and everything.Getting ready to fucking eat my steak.Where's the cafeteria?I think it's only feeding.
I'm alive.Oh great.I'm so excited to be alive.Fuck me.dude.
Kill me down here.It's okay I can't I'm gonna eat now because I have to go back.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
It's over for me Fuck This is round 16, we're trying to do round 9 activities, bro.
Can you guys come down to the fucking Citadel tunnels and shit?
I don't know how to get to these fucking Citadel tunnels.
I don't know how, you guys have done 1 ,800 laps of the whole map.You go through the showers.
I didn't have jog.I feel like you guys are winning.We're not winning!
Shut up, Louie!I meant whining, my bad.Citadel Tunnels, here we go.Too late, Brian.
Yeah, Marcel died five minutes ago.
I'm over here trying to do the steps with nothing.Batman and Superman are upstairs doing nothing.
They have 20 ,000 points.I didn't know where Citadel Tunnels was.Now I know when you go down again.I didn't know I needed to hold your hand.I was just...
Ryan, you guys have Jugg and Rigga.
He's rage baiting, Marcel.Don't fall for it.He's rage baiting.He's rage baiting, Marcel.Don't fall for it, man. I'll eat this steak while I'm dead.No, I'm just saying.
Ryan knows he's being useless right now.He's just rage baiting.
I think my score indicates that I'm quite useful.
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Get started freeYour score indicates that you are literally fucking us.You are hoarding all the points, hiding and running around in circles, killing the zombies, advancing the rounds, and contributing nothing.That's what you're doing.Anybody who knows zombie Easter eggs knows that what I just said is correct.All right?Okay, we're at way too high of a level.
The goal is to not just fly through rounds and train zombies in circles and kill them.However, this says we're supposed to build a plane and then do the dogs.
It doesn't matter.You can do them at the same time if you're efficient.We have exactly 10 ,000 points.We're not efficient though.
I was trying to be, but everyone was separating and going everywhere.It's pretty crazy to have exactly 10 ,000 points.Do you hear me?
I don't care what you said, Evan.Just eat your fucking steak, man.Just end the round.We gotta start over.We're not even doing it.Shut up Louie, get the fuck out of the call.
I'm gonna help you.
I don't want any fucking - Crazy, I'm - I didn't do this on purpose, but there's a sign in front of me that says eat.Are you spectating me?Look.Where?
E -E -T.It does not say eat, dude.It does say eat.It says - it says street.It says - Nah, the first person - the first person in the movie, it says E -E -T, eat.Hey, can you guys end the round?
Is he done with his steak?Well, the problem is when he finishes his steak, he has a salmon to eat, and then a chicken, and then he has fucking a sandwich.
Just in the fucking map, just in the fucking map.And he has seven sides.Okay.
If you think I'm gonna run around with 6 ,000 points trying to do the steps while you two fucking 10 ,000 point gluttons sit there and fucking kill him.I did pretty good.No, you didn't.Dog shit.You killed everyone and contributed nothing to the easter egg.You advanced the rounds and made it harder for the people actually doing the fucking work.
I ate this guy.
Go ahead, please do seven downs, by the way, I'm back.You're dead.Oh, yes, like I was too like I was doing It's a lot of fun.They're very encouraging.How do you not understand why we're annoyed?
He's got 20 zombies just corner me Like you res me or I can come get myself.
All right, just shock them and then revive yourself.I guess.Oh fuck Oh, fuck my pussy!
Why'd you go down, Marcel?Are you guys spitting in the box?Brian, are you spitting in the box up there?I ain't got fucking shit.I've got a pistol, because you two fucking yell at me whenever I do it.So I'm just walking around with a pistol, fucking going down.
How do you have no money?So you guys can just look at how many downs I have to make you feel better about how fucking good I am.
That's not what we were mad about last round.You are so weasel.You're a weasel.You know that, Brian.You know that, Brian.Brian, you know that.
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Get started freeFucking four or five in the morning.I didn't say it, I didn't choose New Orleans.Let me get the fuck on the game.
Alright, what do I do, Captain?
We go back, we ride the gondola back up.Alright, Brian, where'd you die?We go to the cafeteria, we go upstairs, we feed the third dog, we open the roof, we start doing the bars!But you guys need to get money to get drunk, you ain't got it, get the money!
Please get the game, I'm fucking leaving in a minute.
You're in the game, bro, you're committed, finish it, we're going right now, here we go, laundry machine.Activate, we gotta survive in here now.Left, Brian, left.
Oh, the washing machine kicks Brian from the server.That's interesting.
I got the last part.Me and Marcel have the last two parts to build a plane.We're already doing so much better.We're literally exactly what I said last time.I said we're doing round 9 shit on round 17.It's round 9, and we're about to get to the fucking Pack -a -Punch.
Last time we weren't even ready to do that fucking point yet.Do someone have a zombie?
No!
Yeah, I hear one around me.
If you see a zombie, don't kill him.I know I was trying to fucking stream for Louis, but I'm trying to keep the zombie.
I'm going to the roof to put my last part.
Oh yeah, I can do it.I'm right there.No, you're the only person that has it.
Really?Yeah, yeah, literally.
It's literally us.Where's Al?Evan, you stupid fuck!
Evan, how could you do that?Evan, no, you do it to me too, I swear to God.He's coming, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming!He's locked in, he locked in on you.Let me ransom this thing coming towards me again.I'll take the zombie.
We'll put the valve in.Yeah, yeah, put the valve in.Do not take it do not take it This is fly across the screen with goggles on Old squares
to take off sequence.
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Get started freeDon't, we're not going there yet.We don't got money.What did that do?I think now, now when we did the blue skulls, you go back to the hell's retriever and you get the upgraded one, I think.Nah, you gotta get 30 kills with it at the other place.That's what I said.
Oh yeah, that's right.I'm flying the plane.You coming?Everybody up here.What?Everybody up to the plane.
Everybody up to the plane.We're taking off.Just click it and take me with you.I don't know if that works.I think we might actually leave you.I don't know for sure.
I don't remember for sure.
I'm running through the fucking map!
I'm dead.I'm gonna die.You want me to try it if you're about to die?See if it takes you?I don't think it will.I think we're gonna leave you.
Coming up!Coming up!Coming up!I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!
I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!
I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!
I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!
I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!
I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!I'm here!
I'm here!
I'm We gotta get 30 kills up here with the tomahawk.
No, when we're on the bridge.Oh shit, how do I cancel my tomahawk?
Don't shoot.You can't shoot.Press triangle.Just keep it held.It don't matter.Just keep it held.
It don't matter.
Boom.Dude, I forgot about this shit.We gotta get 30 kills with no gunshots.Just use the tomahawk.Only the tomahawk.Nobody escapes.
Does this stop you from shooting or is it just a challenge?
Don't shoot.You'll ruin it.Just for reference, you just need the tomahawk to charge up like twice and then you can throw it instantly.Just like hold it for like literally a second.
Boom.Kill big guy.Oh yeah.
I don't know when we have 30 kills, but I'm just going to go until I have 5 ,000 points.
Oh yeah, come on.What is it?What do we get from the challenge?
An upgraded Hells Retriever, which we need for the Easter egg.What the fuck?
Did you see the blue spark coming out of his ass?What the fuck?I lost my fucking gun.Oh my god.It was in fucking Pack -a -Punch!Why are we on this fucking bridge still?
Yes, you need to Pack -a -Punch the acid gap.I think you have to turn in the acid gap before you Pack -a -Punch it, but I don't know.Yeah, Louis, do you know?
What do you want me to ask?Because I don't know.
Do I have to upgrade?What was the question, Tyler?I don't know.Do we put acid in the blundergat before you pack punch it?Dude, no one really knows, man.No one really knows.
Chachi, what do you fucking know?
In Mob of the Dead, do I have to upgrade the blundergat?That was not the full question.That's such a big statement.
I was talking about the easter egg, Louis.Goddamnit.Bro's lighting tree's on fire to ass.
Are you dead again, Marcel?
You're not dead.
What's that you did?
You went back and then died?Uh, what?
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Get started freeSo...
You don't need to upgrade it for the easter egg.I'm leaving, Evan.I'm sorry.I'm gonna die if I don't leave.Can I upgrade it then?You might want to get the fuck out of here, man.
Why?Can I not stay here while I can?
Nobody knows, man.What the f - Why man, nobody knows the questions, they answered it.Marcel dead.
I died too.
I died too Evan, it's over man.You gotta, you gotta, you gotta rest.
Just, just, just walk me through it.I don't even know how to leave this goddamn place.
Nobody, nobody knows anything.dude.Nobody knows anything.Stop saying that.
It's all a mystery.
It's all a mystery, dude.This game's impossible.Nobody knows where you go, man.You gotta figure it out on your own, dude.Okay, I'm using the electric chair.Goodbye!
Marcel, what were you saying about the lava?Don't worry about me, man. I'm at the docks.Just throw it in the lava pit underneath that head up top.I'm at the docks.Sucking cocks.That's where I'm at.
Okay, let me join you.
You motherfucker!I just called the gondola for you right in front.I was right in front of it.I'll take the long way.I'm gonna ride the gondola.You stay up there.
I'm coming to you.
All right, fine.
I throw it in the lava by the dog.There's a dog.If done correctly, it won't come back.Came back.What lava by what dog?Look down.
There's lava.There was no lava.Look down.
There's lava.I look down.Promise you no lava.Look down in the lava pit.See that lava pit?Oh, yeah.
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Get started freeI remember this.Yeah, it's gone.Is it gone?Did it come back?No, it came back.
That's just what it says.I'm alive.Maybe you have to go down there, actually.But you can't.There, I did it.From here, from here, from here.
Did it come back?
Maybe the round has to end.I don't know.Wait, come to me. I'm trying to.I'm slow.I'm smacking your lips!
I don't even realize I'm doing it.That's the funny part.
Dude, you do it so often, I swear to God you do it.Where you at, Marcel?
Warden's office.Editors, put that shit in.I put it all the time in the back of my lips and he complains about it.So that one day we can make a super cut of it.
What are you talking about Evan, what the fuck are you saying?
I'm just talking to the editor.
Don't include it, people will click off the video.
That's good, if they click off my video then we'll go to yours.
You know what I saw in Evan's videos?Every time there's a round in Mecha Chameleon, he puts a clone in the circle and he climbs to the ceiling so he doesn't have to be a seeker.
No, I don't put a clone in the circle.I just go to the ceiling.
He climbs to the fucking ceiling.You can't see him.And he's never in the middle.No one said anything.So it was like, I don't think they noticed.He does it every round.
I watched a three hour uncut video and he's there every time.
I knew that sneaky bitch.He always had a clone now.
He's never the hunter.
And then you're a piece of shit.We've all had enough of your bullshit.I'm finna die.Last Asagat part.I'm making Asagat, I'm doing it.Kevin, you wanna turn yours into Asagat too?
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Get started freeYeah, how do I do it?
I just ran out of the same room you walked in.You just went into Warden's office.Leave the Warden's office.I'm in the cafeteria.Which one of you just came into Warden's office right next to me?I did.
Fuck it, I'm doing it.No, you're not!Don't build it there!Don't build it!What are you doing?I built it there.
I built it.Where did you build it?In a cafeteria?In a cafeteria.You stupid bitch!That's the best place to put it!
That's the best place to put the shield!You don't build it there!Oh, fuck!I didn't know!I thought I was helping!Gotta get the last part in the warden cell.
Everyone go to the roof.You guys go to the roof.And we're gonna fly...Yes, ma 'am.We're gonna fly across space and time once I get this last part.Yes, ma 'am.
It's the third time.Yes, ma 'am.Just like ChadGPT said.
Yes, ma 'am.Yes, ma 'am.
I'm saying yes man, I'll leave the game right now.Your audience will never see the end of this easter egg.
Yours mom.The screaming sounds like you guys actually screaming.
It's way too much.Yeah, I literally thought one of them sounded like Brian.Now what?Now we just survive and go back and then we do the final part of the easter egg where we come back one last time but we have to put the plane in the afterlife.I didn't realize the plane was right there.Where's the weasel?
The weasel is one of us.I'm the weasel.So now we go back.What the fuck's on my face?What's on my face?We put in the codes in the afterlife, and then we grab the audio files on the way back up to the plane, and then we all board the plane in the afterlife, then we did it.
He's here!He's here!
How come I put in the codes and nothing happens, Louie?Yeah, what the fuck, Louie?I know.Louie, what the fuck are you doing?
we flew three times and the code we put in the code and it didn't work in marvel the dead why ask do we have to wait around sounds like a frustrating glitch or a timed out event if you are entering codes in a specific game like lego marvel roblox marvel if the numbers still aren't spinning Check these two things.Audio cues.Did you hear a distinct thundercrack or a character quote each time you return to Alcatraz?If you flew back too quickly or the game glitched, one of the trips might not have registered.
They said you might have to do the, do a, like, take a trip one more time.There's a certain amount of time we have to fucking stay there?
This guy don't know what he's talking about, bro.Alright, what do you want me to ask him?If it matters that only two out of the three of us went to the bridge a third time, Does it matter if only two out of the three went to the bridge the third time?
And also, also, if there was four players and one of them quit out, would that affect anything?Yeah, it'd be Brian's fault.
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Yes, both of those things absolutely matter.
Oh no!Oh my fucking god!Put it on the screen!Put fucking Brian on the screen.
Mob of the Dead is notoriously unforgiving when a player leaves the match.When that fourth player quit, it likely glitched the easter egg counter.The game initializes the easter egg steps based on how many players start the match.Unfortunately, because a player quit, your game state is likely glitched.You will need to restart a new match to get it to work.When you restart, make sure to play on original difficulty, not easy.
Alright guys, let's restart.I feel like because he left before we started the plane flights, maybe?Ask him that.The player left before the plane, we even built the plane.What if the player left before the plane was built?
Would that matter?We're trying one more time.
I fucking hate Brian so much right now.He fucked everything about this easter egg up from every - He broke the easter egg when he was here and he broke it when he left.Fuck him.
This isn't good!No!This isn't great!
I also forgot I'm playing on console FOV the whole time.Louis, you're just - Are you drunk?You're just laughing at everything.I swear to God.This motherfucking thing, everything is hilarious.
He was all - First off, full of bravado and all tough.
Louis, you're pissing me off, man.You gotta shut up.Fucking guy.Yourself!I'm gonna die.If I die, I'm quitting.
Alright.I'm right here.The game's over.And we lost.Alright, it's over.It's over.
It's over.That was three hours.I'm gonna go.It was the most got Brian.Like the video.Like the video.
Blame Terrorizer.Hashtag Blame Terrorizer in the comments.He's gonna be so happy about this.He handles this kind of stuff really well.So definitely hashtag Blame Terrorizer.You can tweet it at him.
He'll love that for sure.Damn it, dude.Alright, let's just run it back real quick.
So the easter egg was bugged because Terrorizer left and they failed and they lost.That's the end of the video, is that okay?You think that's a good ending or what?
What's he thinking about, bro?
Honestly, that is a hilarious and incredibly on -brand ending for a gaming video, especially for Mob of the Dead.Framing the player who quit out as a terrorist who sabotaged the - Yeah, that's fucking terrorist.
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