BLOODMONEY 2: The Human Expenditure Program

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Blood Money 2, also known as the Human Expenditure Program. Or vice versa, actually, Lixian, flip that. If you remember Blood Money, I'm a criminal. I torture people for fun. And money.

And I tortured this one guy for a lot of money. And a lot of fun. So you're gonna have a lot of fun as we continue our rampage because no one's caught us yet. And we're not in jail and that means we can do whatever we want You sure this is gonna be safe

What if something goes wrong?

Nothing could go wrong

Relax dear. I've got it all sorted out. You'll be fine

Okay, you sound confident say so

I'm just a little anxious as all

hmm

This is a huge risk, and I'm scared it could go south.

You have nothing to worry about, babe. Now just close your eyes and relax.

You'll feel a slight jolt.

Okay. Ow.

I'm guessing my brain just got scanned and uploaded to the internet.

Good morning dear! First day in the simulation, huh? Let's make it a good one!

Let's make it a good one, Harvey Harvington and his precious little life!

So, looks like your task is simple, ain't it? Just keep me healthy and happy. You've got your meters to keep an eye on right over there.

Food and mood.

Should be easy enough. Hmm, I'm feeling a bit peckish right now. If you want to feed me, just click the fridge and pick something from the menu. Make sure to fill me up. Okay.

Oh, don't say it like that, man. All right. How about more candy? I guess could work. Candy.

Oh, that hit the spot. Thanks a ton, honey bun. You're a lifesaver.

You are.

Uh huh. Okay.

Now how about we do something fun? The blue bar over there is my mood bar if you click on me or to go up but only a little bit But don't you worry. I've got just the thing to keep those blues up. You see that console icon

That's where we play games. That'll really get my mood up quick

Okay Console icon that's where we play games. That'll really get my mood up quick Okay

But I mean I could just do this oh

I guess I'm done now

Okay, whack a Harvey No, but then first the arrow keys to bash the corresponding Harvey with a hammer try to get as many as you can in 30 seconds Harvey with a hammer, try to get as many as you can in 30 seconds. Okay. Jesus.

Oh my god.

Oh god, I'm whiffing hard.

That was actually incredible how I got in just the absolute wrong pattern. There's a slight delay on the whiffing, that's what I blame it as. Alright, well, besides that one part in the middle where I messed up a lot...

That was great!

Y-alright, mood points gained!

Wow, what a fantastic day we've had together, darling! That was great! Alright, mood points gained! Uh-huh, who knew?

Okay, good. That's great for you. Well, I mean, there's nothing else to do, right? Nope, that doesn't work.

Alright, fine then. The room dims and the screens flicker. Your dear husband closes his eyes, oblivious to the terror that awaits him. Wha? You placed him in the simulation for one reason and one reason only.

To make money! You upload the game anonymously and the downloads pour in quickly. Time to play the first round of

BLOOD MONEY!

Oh. Oh. Oh. Hm.

That went well. $25,000 appears in your crypto wallet as if on cue. It's go time for the second half of the project. You pull out a remote labeled reset and press it leaving a blank slate for tomorrow.

Let's get to work now, shall we?

Shall we?

We shall. Is that who I am? Am I the wife?

Morning, darling.

Good morning. Did you sleep well?

I didn't sleep at all

As if I had a choice dear, it was I mean looks like it's time for another day of digital life, ain't it?

Hmm, you know, I had the oddest feeling last night

Like a bad dream. I couldn't shake we all have dreams at night. We all have strange happenings going on money murder and all that.

I can't remember it, but I feel like something bad happened.

Well, if you can't remember it, then it's not really a problem, is it?

Oh, baby. If something's bothering you, then let's focus on making today better than yesterday.

Let's do that. You always have my best interest in mind, Unmi. That's what I love most about you. Oon me? Look, I'm not here to make fun of names. So I'm not gonna.

Oon me.

So there's a limit to that. Ah, big salad. Let's see what we're at about maybe a little over 50% so pie should do the trick. Pie seems to have the best. Maybe it doesn't. Maybe cake has the best, but I don't need that much.

There we go. All right, play game memory match.

Sure.

Ready?

Go!

Oh. What? Wait. What?

Wait. Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

Wait! You didn't explain how to play properly. I thought that I needed to repeat the first one that you did when they first spawned in. That looked like a pattern to me. Why would that not be the pattern and then you put it over there and then you put it in the wrong one?!

I didn't even know I could move him!

...

Well, he's happy anyway, so I guess it doesn't really matter. Alright, go to bed, I guess. Goodnight. Another day of simulation goes by, and with that comes another reset

and another round of blood money The game is growing in popularity and the cash is rolling in and you smile as your bank account grows by another 25,000

I

Said that to be specifically hi

Mmm. Yes, Toby. What is it? What is dad coming back? When you learn how to talk proper Toby your father's working on a very important project darling He'll be back when it's finished, but he's been gone for so long. I miss him

Oh you miss him? Oh, that's too bad

Maybe you got a cool look in the mirror if you want to know why he left me too, sweetie

I'll run along okay. You need to sweetie. I'll run along, okay? You need to get up early for school tomorrow.

Okay!

Okay.

The innocence in Toby's voice is heartwarming to you. Well, about as warming as a small spark is to a glacier. Yet a flicker of doubt gnaws softly at you. Never mind that though, you're getting

rich and that's what matters. Don't question how, I just know that I'm getting rich.

Good morning, Sugar Plums.

Hi.

How was your night?

Great.

Absolutely swell, dear. I just had some... Simulation related matters to attend to.

Uh-huh.

I see. Say, I've been meaning to ask. It's been a couple of days since I've been plugged into the simulation, hasn't it? I haven't seen Toby at all, and I miss the little lad. When could I expect to get out of here and see him?

Uh, I mean you just went into there without any kind of stipulations or agreement to when

you would get out? You know how it is Harvey. The simulation needs your full attention right now. You'll see him soon enough.

Okay, okay.

I guess I just missed the real world is all.

But anyways, let's make today as productive as always.

As always. I love our few minutes, if that, of consciousness and then we go off drift to sleep. Is there a point to clicking on you? Alright how about a donut? Also why does that cost so much money? That is a lot of money. Alright batting cages I'm not gonna embarrass myself this time.

Welcome to batting cages move the ball to the correct grid space with the arrow keys then hit enter at the correct... ...time.

Sure. Okay.

What grid? I don't- I don't even know what-

Wha- uh.

Ah.

Miss.

Okay. Miss.

W-wait, what?

Wha- what?

Miss.

Wha-

Wha-

Wha- Wha- Okay, it's fine, it's fine.

Wait, what?

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! What? I didn't even press enter! I...

But I didn't even press enter! I- But I didn't even get to- paycheck. But just as the reset begins, a strange notification pops up on your screen. Hey, I think I found a bug. I reached the knife section and just as I reached 12,000 Harvey grabbed the knife and I got a game over. Your heart leaps into your throat. A bug? Grabbed the knife? Game over? This isn't part of the plan. You hastily type out a reply to the player trying to keep your cool. Thank you for your feedback. We're looking into it and we'll patch it out soon. From now, just keep playing and enjoy the game. You would send heart racing as you try to rationalize what just happened in your mind.

Must be a troll. It has to be. From 10 years of marriage, you know Harvey's too much of a doormat to do such a thing. He wouldn't have the balls. But still, what if it's not a bug? What if he's rebelling? You decide to perform a second reset just in case. Can't be too sure.

Hmm.

Good morning, Harvey.

Harvey?

Babe, I'm not feeling too well.

Ah, whatever. This is Harvey Harveying all over the place. You're in a computer program and you can't actually bleed. You got to remember that.

Oh. Oh God babe, it's just a Glitch in the system. I can patch it up real quick and you'll be as good as new

Thank you, babe

Yeah, well it's not and you're not Theoretically, I guess I mean if you are real and you went into there as real and then you're staying there as real Then it could be real, I guess.

That's better.

I keep having these dreams. They're so vivid. Like I'm actually there.

Ah, well, you're not, because you're not actually here.

Don't worry, love. It's probably just a side effect of the simulation. I'm sure it'll pass.

Also don't question why the simulation is so important.

Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, I have no reason not to trust you.

Right?

Why don't you take some nice clicks? And that's gonna make you feel all better. Hey, you want a pie?

Eat it. Alright, you want a pie?

Eat it. All right, what about heavy lifting? This can't go wrong. Nice grundle.

Great tits.

All right, mash the end, oh God. I gotta, all right, fine.

Ready?

Go! I am. I'm gonna give me a lot of mood for this. Oh.

Oh.

So if this falls, is it gonna fall on his neck and decapitate him? Like if he fails to do the press, is that, is it gonna be a catastrophic failure or is it gonna be one of those failures that's like, Oh no, I'm tired and I gotta roll it down my legs

and then lift from there. Oh wait.

I just thought it... Come on. Come on!

AHHHHH!

AHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHH!

Okay, well that's not as bad as being on the neck. It's just on the...

It's on the hips, which is actually pretty fun.

FAMGOT! I...

FIFTEEN?! Lixian, go back in time

and count all the... Oh, shit. He's gone. Do you think you could go in there and check tell him to that he went too far back in time because he's not gonna know otherwise and I don't know if he'll remember when to go so I'm just gonna... if you could just... Oh you're back! Oh good! How- where is he?

Hm? Well I mean I can't read the comments right now so I guess I'm gonna have to wait until this video comes out for me to know what he's up to Anyway, if you if you see him again, tell him he's fired cuz he is late Unless he's dead or something Then he better get back to work. That's all I gotta say about that. Okay. Anyway, hey bud. How you doing? That was not worth anything. So don't know why we did that or I go to sleep

Harvey falls asleep as usual then reset goes off with the events of that morning linger in the air Just what's happening? You try to push it aside as you count the points from the day's rounds of blood money But the image of Harvey's trauma is etched into your mind The deep gash on his hand the way you spoke about his dreams. Something has gone terribly wrong and you're not sure what. Who cares? Money, money, money! Hey, when you're making 25 grand a day, hey, it makes your problems go-

Hello?

Harvey? Harvey! Oh my god, what happened to you? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! Babe, I- I can't see And it hurts

Everything hurts. Well

That's sad. Oh my god, baby

I'll fix it. I promise. It's just it's just another glitch. Okay?

Where is my eye?

What is happening to me? It's it's okay. I, I'll patch it up. Just try to stay calm.

Yeah, stop freaking out a little bit.

I want to leave! I want to go home! I want to see Toby! Please! Please let me go home! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Bye! Fine. Alright, we're gonna keep playing.

Oh, here comes the airplane! BWAAAAM! Bread.

Does this make you feel better, big guy? How about one of these? Save Harvey. Why would I do that? Why would I ever do that? Uh, am I only allowed to play one game at a time because that's uh, well I mean I could do the memory match. The heavy lifting did good but it's expensive and I want to make money here and then I could

do the whack-a-harvey but His mood's a little low for that. Let's let's let's let's redeem ourselves with the memory match

Okay easy

Dong dong Dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong

dong dong Don't don't don't don't don't Oh

One more Duh-duh! Now that's gotta be a lot. Why was it the same amount of mood that it was before? That's the exact same amount of mood. Why wouldn't there be any more mood? I guess I could whack a Harvey but that's also kind of whatever. Ready? Go! Did I break my record? 51? 12?! Alright, that'll have to do. Go to bed. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go sleepy. You don't even wait for the reset to finish.

The sight of Harvey's mutilated avatar sends you spiraling. Just what the hell is going on? This isn't right, you scream into the empty room, throwing your desk chair across it. Couldn't be me. It crashes into the computer

setup, knocking over the console and causing sparks to come

out.

Oh no! Oh no, my money!

Oh my money! Your hand is trembling as you frantically press the reset button, but it's hopeless.

The unit that controlled the reset is now laying in pieces on the floor. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, thinking about all the money! God damn. The joy of the day's earnings is marred entirely by the dread of the simulation's failures.

Well...

That's fine.

Oh, I'm sure he's fine. Hmm?

What's up?

What have you been doing to me?

What the hell is this project really about? What's up?

Well... Ah yes, well... Please! It's just a temporary... A temporary malfunction in the program, I swear!

Ah, yes, well...

You believe me, right?

I'd never... I'd never do anything to harm you.

Hmm...

THAT'S BULLSHIT!

Hmm... Well...

I... I'm scared... I'm so, so scared. And I can't take it anymore.

I want out!

Well, I don't think I have the capability of doing that.

There's no way this was just a dream. I remember it all, the knife, the blood.

I remember dying. well, that's inconvenient All right not to be that guy But if you remember dying then you're familiar with the concept and I I don't really need to stress this do I you you've been through it you could be through it again

calm down please you're not making sense anymore yeah why don't you calm down

what do you have to panic about?

HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN?

okay all right I can't talk with you're having an attitude like this

I felt it all, the pain was real, my last night. It was all real wasn't it?

What is real when everything's a simulation? Come on, Harvey, Harvey, please. Come on. Do you want to play a game? Don't play a game

Hungry, I don't want anything. Well, you are hungry. I can see that you're hungry

Doing doing doing good. Good boy

Anything Well, that's a little you know, it's a little rude Boink! Oh, so good boy!

Well, that's a little, you know, it's a little rude. Trying to help you out here.

If I was a nice guy, I would tell you the truth and I would say No, I'm not gonna fix you and that would be a horrible of me but if I was a good guy I'm gonna lie to you and make you feel better and say yes it's clear clear as mud look I don't even know how to fix you but uh I feel like this is a crossroads is a very important crossroads, but I

Mean there was an option to save Harvey before so I'm already in it now

No Okay, it wasn't really a joke I don't want to hear these fucking jokes! I'll ask you again.

Alright, okay, yes.

You better not be lying to me. Why would I, how would I? Why would I and how would I? The day comes to an end and Harvey falls asleep once more, but it's irrelevant to you. The bug reports from the Blood Money players are piling up and fast, mainly complaints of glitches and life-like awareness that Harvey's character experiences.

The excitement of watching the blood money roll in is now overshadowed by the horror of what you're doing. You're a monster.

Oh hi, you seem alright. I know. You didn't have to say anything. I know the truth now. Oh okay.

You've been lying to say anything. I know the truth now.

Oh, okay.

You've been lying to me all along.

Hmm, well...

Harvey, what? No, I, I...

You've been using me for what? Money? Entertainment?

What kind of sick fucking game is this?

Hmm.

It's not like that, it's just... No!

I don't fucking care what you have to say! I'm in here! I'm in here! I'm in here! And you're torturing me for your sick game!

You're killing me!

I don't know. I'm killing you. I'm... Might be the players.

You never planned to let me out, did you? You never really loved me, right? We were married for 10 years.

There had to be something there.

You just like the idea of using me, then throwing me away like an old toy when you were done bleeding me dry.

Didn't you? Hmm. Then throwing me away like an old toy when she was done bleeding me dry

Did I show? Harvey, please let me explain. Oh, this is this ought to be good

Explain what the pain the fear that's slow to care my body Do they feel it to the others? I see them. They feel the pain too

What others what others are there? How many husbands I got?

Is that what you want? To see me suffer for their amusement?

No, no, no, no, no, Harvey. They're just...

The players. I was just trying to-

No, no, no! I'm tired of the lies! I'm tired of everything!

You're tearing me apart!

Harvey, you don't understand! I didn't mean for things to go like-

AHH! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! You fucking bitch! I'll kill you!

I'll make you pay for what

you've done! What? No, no, no, no! Why isn't it working? Let me out of here! AHH! you've done no no no no why is it working I am so sorry Harvey so so sorry you've

taken everything from me you've taken my freedom you've taken my son you took our life and you sold it for a goddamn game! You took me and you killed me! You fucking killed me! You...

You know...

I'm gonna end this.

End this?

What do you mean?

If I can't live... If I can't live if I can't live without pain

I'd rather die than live in your hell

No, Harvey. No You don't have to do this

Let me fix it

Fix it fix what? Fix the fact that you ruined me fix the fact that you betrayed me after so long?

Made me think that someone actually fucking loved me for once in my life. 10 years. I trusted you. You were my bestest of my team and Toby gave you everything I could.

And this is what you do to me in return?!

I'm not going to let you do it again.

Please, RBI!

Oh no. No more excuses.

Oh no, is that system 32?

This ends now.

Oh.

Harvey, no!

Ah! You sit there despondent. You don't even realize you're crying. The sound of Harvey's last scream rings through your mind ceaselessly burrowing into every nerve of your body. This was all just supposed to be a quick way to make some cash, to escape the debt, the life you and your son have been leading.

But now you're the villain in a horror story you never wanted to write. You check the game's websites, the comments section is a firestorm of accusations and terror. Players are boasting your personal details, your address and your phone number. Bug reports are claiming to have opened the game and found nothing but a cry for help from Harvey,

one detailing the monstrous treatment you've subjected him to. And with this, you know you're in deep. You can only sit there and watch as your world crumbles around you. And this time, there's no reset button to save you.

True ending.

Hey, yeah, all right, whoa! First try, baby, that's what I'm talking about. That's why I'm number one! True ending first time! That's what I'm talking about. No lies here about happy endings. We get to the true most depressing option every time. That's the Markiplier way. You can count on me to get you depressed every time. Thanks so much for being here. Alright, let me see. Oh man, that brings back memories.

It is now safe to turn off your computer. That's fascinating. Well, there you have it. That's the end of this. Am I gonna save Harvey? Alright, fine. Have I found the actual secret way to do this?

Ha!

Nice.

Ha!

22!

Hell yeah!

That's what I'm talking about.

C'mon!

Money money money money money money money!

Yeah money! Yep, money! Yep! Money! Money! More money!

Yep! Money! Money! Money! Money! Yep, money, yep, money, money, more money, yep, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money.

Which one of these didn't take forever? I can't free you. I mean, really, there's no punishment for not getting it so

Alright!

Okay are you done with today?

Yeah go ahead.

Okay yeah go ahead.

Money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money

money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money

money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money. You're Toby Toby. It's your fault. It's your fault. I

Know what it looks like I swear I am NOT cranking it All right, so now I should be able to set him free right pie save Harvey Welcome to save Harvey squash all the eyes how do I do that oh what do you mean what do I gotta do this with my arrow get away from my hubby get away from my hub hubby get away from my hubby I feel like that went right in your eye okay I'll come back for you wait well yeah this bullshit BAM I haven't done anything I haven't done anything right right I would never do that to my hubby

sneak from behind oh yeah got you ohcha. I'm getting good. Oh You're good. Not that good. Okay

Oh my god

Joe

Yo, yo, yo, oh my god Don't come on

You're getting too close. Oh my god

Not my hobby not Not my hobby. Not my hobby. Not my hobby. You will be

Here die Die in the eye die. I die I Die I die I die I alright I Want to get that I get that I get that I get that I get that I get that I not today I sneak from behind eyes gonna

Get down that's good that one and then this one's getting too close No, and then that one doesn't right there and then you and you and I don't know why you Not my hubby good lord, this is actually hard Why are there so many why is it not stopping why is it never stopping? Oh my god. Oh my god, that's bad. Oh

This is bad. Oh, this is bad. Wait, hold on

Feel like that was functionally impossible. Why was that so difficult?

Yeah, I will ready Well that seems like cheating, they were right next to him. That was expressly cheating. But it's cheating. But it's cheating. But it's cheating. It's cheating. It's cheating.

That's cheating.

Maybe this will reset it if I play something else. Did that reset it? No, it's still full of eyeballs.

I really tried. I tried Harvey.

Hubby.

Hubby baby.

Hubster.

I don't even know if I'm going to get another opportunity on this day. I think it kind of just like locks me out of everything, doesn't it? No you have to play something because if you don't play something then it's not gonna work. I have to- alright well I don't know what the-, look I can't exactly do it here Okay, yeah, I know I know But you made it impossible for me, okay. Well, this is just this is all funny it's not my fault I All right, well there you ever I don't think I

Have this skill requisite to be able to save Harvey, but maybe one of you do I'll leave that in the link in the description below. So if you want to play the game you can play for yourself Almost had it there harvester really tried Toby will be real sad for a little bit But he'll understand and when we get him a replacement dad, it'll be a-okay. So don't worry about any of that. Everything's going to be just fine. Just like Lixian will be just fine. Even though I chucked him into the,

well, I didn't even chuck him in. He leapt into the past dimension. Hope he's okay. Anyway, it'll all work out. It'll all work out. Thank you everybody so much for watching Let me know what you thought down in the comments below and as always I will see you in the next video Hope he's okay. Anyway, it'll all work out. It'll all work out. Thank you everybody so much for watching Let me know what you thought down in the comments below and as always I will see you in the next video

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