BOV BOYS EXTREME GTA RACES

Gentlemen GTA races we are but we've got the playlist we've got all five of the box boys here without further ado Let's jump in to the very first race I've picked the playlist, so if it's shit, blame Beano.

No custom cars, no custom cars.The comments in the last video spoke.No custom cars, no custom cars.Oh, you agree now, Gingy?

I agree, I agree.No custom cars, please.

Oh, I'm going to go on the batting.I'm going to go on the Akuma.Akuma, Akuma.Kuma, Akuma.As if no one's got what I've just said.No, no, I got it.

I just won't be saying it.Go on.I guess I will groom you.

Boom!

For the rest of your day.

Shit no birth for daddy be no.Oh my god.This looks fucked.Oh, why is this?

Why did you pause on the fuck?

Oh my god, oh Jake you're him Jake you're him Oh I'm actually doing it.No, I didn't know come on, baby.

Oh, I'm actually gonna fuck it.Oh fuck.

It's off man What's up, mate, why did you make it this guy don't ever disrespect me?I like that again on GTA races, you know, yeah Stop saying of GTA races you just end after that Oh Go on then Jake, you want to give it a big in there?You want to give it a big in there, Jake?Yeah, go on.Yes!

Go on then, try it, Dickhead.

Oh, just be careful, Jake.I've got you.Yes, bingo!

Oh my God, why did I...i am the fucking gold of the game in it let's fucking go guys let's fucking go i'm going to break my mother i swear I'm on fire.You better call the fire brigade.

I'm on fire.I missed it man.Have you missed it James?

Yeah I missed it yeah.Oh my god I might be on it.

Oh them palm trees are bringing me back to my fucking roots.What the fuck did I just say?

Yes I got it.No.

Come on.

Oh my god this is difficult.

Come on.Of course I fucking make it this time.Oh my god.Oh my god.One gin slipper back in.One gin slipper back in.

Oh my god.I've done it.I've done it.

Can you count on the postman to slip up?Odds are against you, mate.

They are.Odds are against you!And the deal is done!

Angry G's the first race!

No, there's no way I'll finish that.Bad to...

Bad to Izzy.

Second got bad for the first race.

Don't mind, I did well, I did well.Hey, I just realised...

Oh, it's so close there.

Neil, he's not good enough, Charlie!Five.Finished fifth.Well done, Ging.You won one race, mate.It means fuck all.

Cheers, mate.

Thank you very much.Ging, I'll be happy for you, mate.Well done, mate.I appreciate that.That's like me saying to Jake, well done, you had one good stream.Do you know what I mean?

I just keep my mouth shut, though.

Yeah, but you'd have to have one.You'd have to have one if you'd say that.Hey, by the way, just to add inside information, Ginge brought his own car again.What do they know about my own car?

What are you even on about?

There's a monster truck, are we all using that or not?Yeah, everyone use the monster truck.Yeah, everyone go in the monster truck.

Yeah, everyone go in the monster truck.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

Wait, I'm in a fucking...

I'm in a family car?Wait, no, hang on.Bino's actually got the best idea.He needs it.Bino needs it.I'm in a family car?

Oh my God.I think we were all meant to use that.Yeah, we were.

We should have all chose it.We can't actually do the race.We can, we can, we can.But Bino will definitely win this.

Oh no.Let's all take the pass.Oh, maybe I won't.Maybe I won't.

Nah, if you don't win it, Bino, it'll be a fucking upset, mate.

You're going to have to push me up a bit, Jake.He's going to have to push me up a bit.Give me a push.

Give me a push.

Cheers Jake!

I'm a fucking way up the dickhead.

Like this race is fucking impossible.

You have to run me boys.You're like B, now I'm just on top of you.

Run me in my arses!I'm gonna fall back!No!No!Jake, chill out.Take your time here.

I'm a fucking way.

I'm actually gonna just come back in the next race.

I'm literally just gonna go and doom scroll TikTok and see in the next race boys.Hang on, I've got this bro, I've got this.I'm on fire man!My car won't get me up.

Someone's in the same car as me, so I know for certain.

It's legit really easy to get up.Just drive up.

Yeah, but my car doesn't.No, I imagine Tay -Z's car, but I'm pretty sure yours can.All your cars can do.

Let's fucking go.

Wait, there's 42 checkpoints?

What?We're actually going to have to restart, aren't we?No, we're not.

No, we're not, mate.

No, we actually are.Bro, you're in the same car as me.

Yes, you can.He's not.

No way, man.

Yeah, he is.Jakey can do it.Jakey can do it.I'm in a different car, but you can still do it.

Mine and Jake's is a smaller car.

Look, I'm weeks to yours.

Just stop moaning and do it.See what I mean?Stop moaning and fucking do it.Get out of the fucking way, Taze, if you can't do it!

No joke, my car won't get up.The checkpoints are really close.Taze, go away, bro.No, my car won't get up.You should have piked the monster truck and stopped.Taze, get off me.

Being a stupid fucking fool.

I can't get up.Taze is fucking in my way.

I mean, I'm on to better and bigger things in a bit.

You should have looked at the stats.

You should have looked at the stats.

He doesn't have a clue.Oh my God.

Oh my God.Oh my God.Please.Easiest race ever.Let me help one of you, let me help one of you.

Yeah, help me, help me.My car genuinely won't go up.Right, well, you get down here then.Or you get down to the bottom.

Fuck, man. I'll give you a little boost.

You need to line your car up straight.No, it's not.Our cars are, like, too long, if that makes any sense.

Yeah, well, mine's longer, so just trust me.Yeah, there you go Chazza then just drive up there.No this one goes up No, but you want to go in in the middle of the cars right like the middle there Chaz you're in between two of them Chazza why are you...

Chazza!Get this blue fuck off!No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'd rather put my balls in a blender than play this, bro.Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, I've got it, I've got it.

No, no, no, don't fall, don't fall, I've just done something.Boys, boys, boys, boys, please don't push me.No!

We're fucked.

Right, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.

Oh my God, Taze!

Push me, push me, push me.Yeah, no, right, wait.

All the way back.Oh, Taze, get a grip of yourself, you fucking disease.

Taze, come on, bro.Right, here we go.We can do this, we can do this.I'm going.Here I fucking go.Brilliant, brilliant.

Nice one, Chaz.Yeah, I'm glad you're laughing.Yeah!Oh, no.Chaz is going for a drive now.

Right, Jake, let's go.Together, together we got this.

Yeah, you run me in the back a little bit, right?

He's brought me in the arse as I drive no, I need one mean I need running

Come on Jake say, thank you.Thank you.Oh, no, I think I'm really slow here Jake really slow.Okay.Okay.Okay.

What are you doing?Slow, slow, slow down, slow down.You're burning me.Right Taze ram me in the arse.I'm gonna ram you in the arse Chaz.Just literally drive in my arse.

Right, let's go.Right, go.I don't know what my car's doing bro.Go Chaz.Go, you're a bit slow.

Oh my god.Go on Chaz.No!Go on Chaz.Oh my god, we're gonna get the win today.

Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.That's actually a good thing.They've ended.

Yeah, that is good.It's actually a good thing.

No It kicked me, it kicked me as well.James, we're going for a wee as well.No costumes, James.No costumes.No costumes.No costumes whatsoever.

No costumes he's on and James is going to use it.No, I'm not going to.I'm not going to.But he's laughing.

Costumes are on, I've left them on by accident.He's going to use them.No, no, James, don't.I'm actually not going to.I'm actually not going to.I'm actually not going to.

I'm using the bullet.

I can almost put money on that he's going to.

I'm gonna put on it swearing your ma's life.

I swear on my dad's life I mean an eye for an eye would make the whole world blind that actually doesn't mean I'm gonna eat a burger No, no, but you can't big o for Kim war burns bread you keep carbohydrate looking have you?going abuse use your costumes.Sorry about that.

No, I'm not No, but ginger death for us.

Oh, yeah.

Look at my car.You're fucking Kim Six races left.We've got this round like on the bus boys.Oh I don't need the fucking burst, I'm the top dog!

I'm the top dog of the UK!You fucking fat knob!

Oh you fucking big fucking prepubescent fuck!What an absolute fucking hanging...Look mate, look at the state of you mate!Fucking knob!Shut up, Jinx.No, no, no.

Should I use my costume if you want to do that game?Yeah, go on, do it, do it, do it.Keep doing it.You're gonna regret that, Jazza, you're gonna regret that.

I'm a custom slag, yeah?

I'm a custom slag, yeah?

I saw you use your wee costume, fucking wee dirty slag.

Yeah, well Jakey, your mum's a fat slag.

Where's your dad going after 10 o 'clock?Fucking nowhere, Taze, fuck off.Taze, you're a fucking swat.

What, were you going to go at me there, were you, Jake?

Give me fish, give me fucking fish, you fucking muppet.Didn't suck all this up, suck all this up behind me.Suck all this up behind me?Didn't suck it all up.

What the fuck are these two doing?

Oh no.

They're gonna follow us, see, I told you.

I ain't followed, fuck all.

Yeah, but you're gonna get crashed out in a minute.Chazza, what are you doing, you fucking angry little shit?

Oh my god, come on, please, I need this.

Fuck off!It gets me to a different level of this.Oh my god, please, I need this.

Beating on the bullet, pulling up hard!

Oh fuck you gotta come on man.You gotta come on man the fucking radios on and yet.

Oh my god I feel like that though.What the fuck am I just fucking pieces?Oh my god.

I got off the sideagain!No!Oh my God.Oh my God.Oh my God.

No!Yes, Jadon, did you fucking, yes!

Oh my God, Shadon's actually one fucker.

He has in this, oh yeah, he probably has.

Oh, and the big one!Oh, that was clean.

I can't get the other one.Come on, I needed this.He's in a bullet.Bino's in the worst car in the game, I can't lose to him.What, seriously?Yeah, he's in the worst car.

I'm still fucking Shadon.Jordan, it is as well.My cat beat the fuck.My cat.Oh my god, no.

No!

Yes, I've overtook.Come on, I'll take second.

Oh no, oh my fucking god, no way.

Oh my god, I've bottled it.

I've actually bottled it.Yes!Right, come on, take third, take third, take third!We take second!We take second!We take second!

First third and first, great.And I wasn't there fully.I've fully bottled it, for fuck's sake.

Aye, I can't lie, you've done well to get a third debut, you know, you were the worst car going, bro.

I appreciate that, I appreciate that.But see, how do you know it's the worst car?I've played GTA for years.Oh, have you now?

I've played GTA for years.

Do you know what else I've played?I've played with your mum's guitar, mate, and I f***ed the dirty bitch.

He's saying something inappropriate about your mum there.

Yeah, I know, I heard.Thanks for that.

Yeah, but when he said guitar, he means a f***ing f***.

Yeah, that's what Judd says there, when he's strangling it, he goes, do you like a D .I.curse?Do you like a D .I.curse?

Do you like a D .

I.curse?Don't use don't use the cheater and don't use the bullet bit convenient not the winner.

Are you gonna listen to that?

Yeah Got the naughty little fucking jump at the start there you get the booze I actually don't you gotta time it right dude Yeah, you gotta get the boozeboys.What do you think of these races, lads?They're no chance but...They're no chance but what?

Oh my fucking God.

But what, Morgz?What are you doing, you fucking wee shipper fat bastard?Yes!May God make you suffer!Right, Jakey, use each other.Jakey, use each other.

Come on, come on.

You suck up to me, I'll suck up to you.You ride me, I'll ride you, yeah?Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah.I wouldn't ride any of you two.He's a fucking ugly...Taze!

Fucking bag balls.

Only Jakey, actually.He's a fucking snake.

Right, we'll work together, that's what we'll do.Let me use your slipstream and you can use mine.

Slow down, slow down.

Just want to smile get Jakey Yeah, this is where they get y 'all when you're out there, oh no Jake I am 10 seconds behind before you catch him Jake you catch him right you let's ride each other, but you know, yeah, right?

Yes, right.That's right.That's all.

Yeah.Okay, right use my sub stream.Let's catch this.

What does that mean ride each other?What does that even mean?So basically, when you're driving, there's a slipstream that comes off the back of your car.I'm riding you, I'm riding you.Right, mate, right, mate, right, okay, okay, careful, careful, careful.Oh my god.

Okay.I think I'm about to ride him.I think I'm about to ride him.I've run it.I've run it.I've run it.

Oh my god.I'm riding so good.JJ!JJ!You big fat little bastard.What is wrong with you?

Redemption!No!Redemption!I hate him.I hate him.You've never seen anything like this in your life.

Let's get him.I'm gonna fuck him up.It's the last thing I do.I'll finish last just to fuck him up.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.

I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.

I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.

I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.

I'm coming, Jake.

I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.

I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.

I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm coming, Jake.I'm How do I miss a point man?Oh my god, bro It's because it crashed into me before Boys I was driving for five minutes and realize I missed the point.

So where are you now?

Yes, Chaz!Yes, Chaz!

Yes, Chaz!No way, no way, no way.There's no way Jim just caught up after what happened.

Being defended, defended!

What, no, what, Chaz?Oh no.Oh my god, no way.

Chaz, I f***ing spell it right.Oh no!Yes!What do you mean?I'm right behind you, boy.You alright, Vino?

Get me slipstream Beano, get me slipstream.I've got it, I've got it.

He's trying to hit you, he's trying to hit you Beano.I'm going on your left, I'm going on your left.

Oh my god, I'm patching up.

Come on suck it Beano, sniff it.I'm sniffing it.I'm off, I'm off, I'm off.We're going to this fucking race.Chaz is going to come in here, Chaz is going to come in here.I'm down for a bit of good racing.

I'm down for a bit of good racing.I'm patching up.You ain't catching up at all, you're fucking miles away.I am, I am, I am, I am.

I can't believe I went so long missing a thing.I would have won this.No, no.No!Who's four?Who's four?

I can't believe it.I'm coming for you, G. How many seconds behind, Jamal?

I can't believe that.

I hope you win this, Bean.I hope you win this.We'll finish together.If you hope he wins it, let him win it.Yes!Bean, I told you.

Bean, I told you.Yes!Yeah, but you didn't go through it that's why I'm top.

I'm top.I'm top two first.This is crazy.Oh

All I'm gonna say beanies.Remember what I've done for you.

You've done a lot for me, man.Why am I started?Oh my god.

I remember doing this years ago.

He's played as well Got no bus large.

Well, that's fucking not exactly a science because I remember this one.

This is this is old It's my bike stupid what the fuck in the park or is this bro?What the f**k is f**king that?Bit hard to follow.Are you f**king taking a piss?

I'm following Taz, he doesn't even know what day the f**king week is actually.Do you know what I mean James?What happens when you want to go for me and not the f**king checkpoint?

Where the f**k are we going?Where is it bro?Me and Taz are lost.

Bro I was so far in front I've had to wait because the f**king train was there.

Are you f**king serious?Oh you boys are f**king well in front of me.This is hard.Oh my God, Jinx.

Fucking dumb and dumber here.

I'm stuck in a fucking garden.How the fuck have I even done this?I'm physically stuck.

This is hard, this one.Oh mate, this race is fucking nothing.

Wait, how do you get up there?

What the hell?What the hell?

Wheeler.

Wheeler?Really?

Are you being serious, really?Oh, fuck off, you fucking turkey boy.This is, knock it, this is awful.

What the fuck has just happened there then?I've gone up the ramp and it just stopped me dead.Here we go, lap two, oh my god.

I've got to wait for the train, how brilliant.You can see I haven't been able to charge you, you said that about an hour ago.

Yeah, true, actually.That is true.How do you find me in tears behind?We've only got to the train.Come on, I can catch him, I can catch him.

You run into so many fucking stupid things, like a little bin.So fucking annoying.

Bruh, I'm fucking locked, I can't lie.I'm so locked in.I've overdone it, I've overdone it to fuck.I've overdone it to fuck.There's a bit of fucking DNF.

Bruh, I'm 20 seconds in the leader.What?Yeah, because you've not fucking breathed.I've gone the wrong fucking way.I've gone the wrong fucking way.

I've gone the wrong fucking way.I've gone the wrong fucking way.I've gone the wrong fucking way.I've gone the wrong fucking way.I've gone the wrong fucking way.I've gone the wrong fucking way.

I've gone the wrong fucking way.I've gone the wrong fucking way.

I've gone the wrong fucking way.I've gone the wrong fucking way.I've gone the wrong fucking way.

I've gone the wrong fucking way.I've gone the wrong fucking way.I've gone the wrong fucking way.I've gone the wrong That's a momentous win.

I've only just started my second lap.

Fair play, Chas.You've locked in there and you've got it done.Here we go.Finished.Fuck, man.I've been absolutely done here.

And the races.

I think I'm shit at these races.What's gonna make you fall?In love.I know you got your walls wrapped all the way around your heart.

I've got a good car here.I've got a fucking good car here.Why have you put it on GTA?Why have you put it on GTA?I've not even put it on GTA.I didn't even get to pick a car.

I've not.

You have.That's why it clearly fucking says boost in front of me eyes, you gimp.I don't even know what GTA means.Got the boost boys?

I've got the power tank.

What does the boost actually mean?Oh my god.

It means your car drives quicker.

Oh my lord.

Yeah, but how do you use it?

Oh, I've just blew up.Why have I blown up?You deserve that freak of the week.Jake, do you have something against me?You're fucking absolute fucking double of fucking spike.

I don't get this, boys.I don't get what's going on.

What don't you get, mate?I don't get what we're doing.It's a GTA race, mate.Oh my god, no way.Why is it different?Nah, it's because there's boosts and stuff.

He said to put it in GTA for the boosts.It's like Rocket League.Sorry, Chaz.Unlucky, mate.You know what you're doing.You know what you're doing.

What's up, mate?You know what you're doing.What am I doing, mate?What am I doing, mate?

You're trying to blow me up, ain't you, mate?

I'm not trying to blow you up.If I want to blow you up, I'll blow you up.No, I'll blow you up, mate.No, I think we just can't treat you.We don't blow anyone up.How do you blow people up?

JK, you big fat bastard!

Oh, nice one, Jidge.How is he just blowing me up?I don't get how he's doing it.Jake!How is he blowing us up?How do you blow people up?

At the end there's like a big gas tank.But how is he doing it?I don't get how he's doing it.I bet he's got rockets in his car I think.

Oh so he's in a custom car.

He brought a custom car.I don't think they have a custom car.Jake's probably got a custom car, I can't lie.

He just sits there and does a lot of shit.

He doesn't, he doesn't.

Oh he does, he has sticky bums!

Yeah this is a shit one.Oh my God.

Wait, Chas is in a custom car, by the way.No, I'm not.Yeah, you are.I'm not.I can tell by your colour.Yeah, you are.

No, I'm not.Yes, you are.You are, Chas.He is.He's also got bulletproof tires as well.Is that true, Chas?

Is it?

Can't be.

It is tricky, I've shot his tyres five times and they've not popped.

I've missed a finger, yeah.

Chaz is cheating, by the way.So when I got loads of shit last time for using custom vehicles, I hope Chaz gets the same.

Boys, I'm genuinely going to break my monitor, I swear.

I'm going to break my monitor, I swear.I'll just break our fucking molotovs.Good shit, Jinx.By the way, I missed a checkpoint, so you should still win.I'm going to break my shit.

It'll be alright.Oh my god, I'm in first!Yes!

Oh my god, bro, I'm gonna run down and turn this shit off.

I'm in first.Fuck it.

I don't know why Jake has fully got a custom car, by the way.

I know he has, I know he has.

Let's go!Custom car, I still beat him, you fucking cheating bastard.

Come on!I missed a checkpoint.None of that from now on, lads.No custom cars, is that it?

By the way, I actually selected this by accident.

Yeah, yeah, I bet you did.Move, Jake, move!

I'm going for third again.I haven't fell below third, this is generational.Come on!

Oh, my God.I actually am, I actually am.

Yeah, maybe if you were blowing me up every fucking two seconds Final race basically what it takes all between me and Bino.Yeah, I want to put me to the side of the road Shit, I fucking put myself inside road.

What is Jakey doing?I'm just being a fucking ah, look each as you've keen fat not bad Move, bitch!Fuck, man!

I'm walking in.I'm walking in.Oh, lads, I've done the biggest unthinkable fucking mess thing ever.I've fucked up so hard, I've fucked up, man.

Oh, no, T's locking in for the first reason.It's cos this one's worth 50 points, innit, T?

Yeah, and I said the absolute fucking non -calculator fuck.Are you talking to your little giraffe neck?No, you wee fucking non -verbal piece of shit.

Bro, I was alone on the calculator and on the non -calculated paper.

Little draft neck as well, by the way.Yeah, I don't surprise me enough.

Yeah, little draft neck.Doesn't even make any sense.You're fucking used to it, but I'm not a man of pairs.

I'm actually going to leave my shirt.I'm actually going to leave my shirt.Oh my god.Oh my god.

I don't mind it!

Oh shit, it don't matter if I win, does it?That's the tears working out.And one plus two equals nine.

Five, six, seven, ABC, 3D.Taze, I'm so sorry about him.

Taze, you came fifth out of five people dabbing, you come last.

I think Taze is shagging Bino.

I am the back -to -back playlist champion.Bino in second, Chazza in third.

Jakey in fourth, and Taze, I hope you've enjoyed turning your PlayStation on, mate, and I hope you've had a great time.