BOV BOYS MINECRAFT RETURNS! (SEASON 2)

gentlemen minecraft monday has finally returned what better way to start it than our brand new world we are back and this time we're on pc sorry hang on a minute are we gonna address jakey's skin he's got himself as the skin what an egotistical prick Come on, come on.This is so much harder than console.There we go.It actually is so much harder.

I'm off and traveling.Well, boys, what have we learned from episode one?

Well, obviously, we ended up kind of just leaving it, to be honest, because we all kept dying.I think we've learned we need to work together as a collective.10 -4.10 -4.I think for some of you boys, it's going to be a bit harder because we're on PC, but I actually think it's easier to play on PC.

Jake, I think you're going to be the GOAT of this.

It's harder.It's harder.I think it's definitely harder playing PC, especially as someone who hasn't experienced it.

Obviously, it's a lot better on PC.

Oh, oh, please.Please.Let me do me fine.Let me do me fine.What's your thing, Dan?I'm in my house.

Oh dear.Do you know, lads, Minecraft can, um, Dan to the M, the, the, the Kebabs.You know, Dan, do you like the colour?

I must have missed that one.No, I have seen it at the Minecraft convention.

Have you seen that one where it goes, how much dedicated WAM do you need for Minecraft's overworld?

What's the recommended amount of dedicated WAM I should have?

First of all, where the hell has everyone gone already?I've got some wood and some food, mate.I just don't know the buttons.Fuck.

How do you hat stuff?

Also if anyone's wondering why Bino's got a lisp, he's been scammed by his dentist to have an Invisalign with his teeth already straightened.Have you ever seen my bottom teeth?I'm showing my camera now.Have you ever seen my bottom teeth?You've got the perfect smile mate.Who's this here?

Oh, he's Chaz.Chaz, Chaz.

Hello, hello, hello.Just full peace in this sheep, hold on.

How are we doing this?Are we all kind of like...I'm confused.Are we getting organisation in?What's the move here?

I've learnt one thing from series one.Do not trust Angry Ginge.

He thought he was the fucking goat until me and Taze filled him in.Oh, bro, it's nearly night time already.No!

I just - oh for f - someone in me chat said click shift and I've used - I just made 12 out of br - aaaah!

12 bonuses!

Boys, how do I make a sword?Is there a way I can get like the simple crafting?

Uh, yeah, if you press the book actually, but I think it's cheating.Personally, I think it's cheating in Minecraft.Ah, I'm gonna die!

Help!

We've got a stone pickaxe already.Beano's about to die, isn't it?Help!

Oh, nice ending 91 for Emerald.Brilliant.

Fuck's sake, man.Beano, come to me.My precise coordinates are minus 64, 47, and minus 31.Come to me. I'll look after you.

Lads, please go to sleep.We've got no beds, mate.

Beano, just come to me. I'll just tell you my permits, man. I'll just tell you my comms.Fuck's sake.Fuck's sake.I actually feel like a proper noob.

Boys, why the fuck are pigs like 85?Why have you got to hit them 85 times with a wooden sword on PC?

It's because that bar thing is, you've got to make it load up to the maximum.

Minecraft teaches you one thing guys start off with fisted.

Oh, no, no, no, no skeleton.Come back to this.I'll come back to this.Oh No, I'm gonna die.No, I'm gonna die.

No, I just bring me in bed tonight I'm gonna do I'm literally just gonna run until I find a village and then that's gonna be my new home You know what?Yeah, I don't mind.

You're gonna hear anything again.Yeah, he was he was Gifted to everyone.

Oh my god.

Why is your fucking lily pot there James?I'll go and get youpillow and quilt, mate.You've been in my room tonight.First person to die to spoon me in bed tonight.

Guys, Tej is trying to eat on the job.Wait, Tej?He's trying to eat on the job, lads, so I can't just give him a piece of toast on.

Have you rubbed your food?Oh my god, shut the fuck up.

I've just found a fucking dodo bird What the fuck is dinosaurs in Minecraft?

I don't think there is, mate.

Oh my god, I'm fucking staring at one, mate.Where are you?Is this some sort of special realm?

What colour are you, Ginge?

Oh my god, I just got a dinosaur egg!Ginge, what colour are you?Why the fuck does that matter?

Because I'm trying to find you.He's in my bar at the bottom.

I don't know, I don't know.

Fuck off, mate.We're actually, we're so bad.Told you I warned you I warned you.I've had two deaths already this early in.

On the last word, I didn't die whatsoever.

Oh, it says I'm buying stuff though.I heard a boom over his or wards over.I'm buying stuff.

Go on Bean.Bean, this looks cool.Bean, have you seen a village nearby?I actually haven't, no.I've not moved from here really.

Mate, they've got like yellow slimes now.Nah, so what that is, that's slime, but that's like a different flavour.Boys, what's the plan?

Are we going to like build We're all in the same one now.

I'm better on PC than I was on console.

I'm better on PC.

Every time I play Minecraft people hit on me. I can't lie, I've started off well.

Considering I died, I'm pulling meself together.bit.I'm getting a lot of water.

I've got iron already.This is an unbelievable start.I think, you know, I think what season one has done is pushed us into the real world.I mean, I think we're ready this time.

We only got to the end.We never went in.

That is true.Oh my God.What the fuck is that man got a sandstone pig my craft double guys, it's both Tuesdays I'm asking what ballroom PC.

Hello Morgan.

Oh, how are you?

Oh, yeah James, could you get me if you could some cobble for a pickaxe?I don't actually currently have a wood one Oh, Ginger the goat.Thank you, bro.

Boys, we've got a crafting table!Yes!Guys, what's everyone's favourite meme at the moment?

Oh, my God.The hate on boys.Yeah, the hate on boys, I love it.

That's caught it off in a minute.I feel like I'm kind of at fault for that, guys.I just want to apologize.Haters are my motivators.

I don't call them haters.I call them true speakers.Why hate when you can masturbate?

Do you know what I mean?

You are the reason.Oh, I'm about to bone my first dog.I need to get something to eat as well.I don't know if it's a treat today, but I'm going to eat breakfast.Oh my god.

What?

You just boned a dog?

I just boned a dog, like, genuinely.

No cap.What a weird thing to say.Why is he mamming the game?

Actually, they feel like a dream.I'm like speedrunning Minecraft.I've got two dogs.I've got iron.

Mate, I'm fucking flying.

Yeah, I can't lie.Me running around trying to find a village.I've not been successful yet.

I'm going to build my own kingdom and make you all call me daddy.

You actually can be the leader on this one because you're going to be so much better than everyone.Because you've got like proper PC little crusty fingers.And he's actually had his own series on Minecraft.

I should name my dogs.I'm going to call you Brian.Where did you get that name from?

No, no, no, no bad dog bad dog fuck Ihit him.

I shit him.

Fuck, fuck, I hit the dog by accident.

Boys, I'm gonna be honest, I've been like a dart tonight.Zombie, come on then.

No, no, no, not again.Not again, please.Please, I've just got, no.No, no, no, no, no.

If you die again, that's two nights in a row that you've got to be spooning mate.Why is he a weirdo?Oh my God, bro.

Oh my God, no, don't blow!

No!Oh, wrong person.Oh, this game's so arse, bro.This game's so arse.

Oh, being an associate, playing on PC is going to be some shit.Oh, I'm actually going to cry, bro.

I had loads of stuffers wrong.Now we wait till the morning.We don't move, we just eat.

Genuinely, do you know what I'm doing?I'm not going to respawn until the morning.So can you let me know when it's morning?I don't think that's the play time.

Yeah, it is.It is, bro.In old YouTube fashion, can we make our own Minecraft parody song?No.Nah, just chill.

No, no.Why is he so fucking weird?

Normally, I kill the parent.I'm going to kill the child, so the parent is trauma.What?Do you know what I mean?

He's a fucking freak.

Yeah, he's a bit psychotic, I'm honest.

Mate, any chance of it becoming daytime?I'm dying here.Fucking chop, chop, dickheads.Let's get it.

I'm dead again.

I'm dead again.I'm dead again Sweet DB.Where's my sword over there?

Where's the lamb sauce?

I'm gonna go for a piss and I'm gonna mentally reclock myself Go on puppies get him Go on, my little puppies.

Bang, bang, bang!

Oh my God, the trigger finger on PC is insane.

Right, come on, Michel and Julie.Boys, get yourselves another little cave.

Yeah, can I just say, we've all done exactly what we said we're not going to do.We've all split away from each other.Yes, because it's night time and I don't feel safe.He doesn't feel safe, Jakey.Why are you making him feel uncomfortable?How many wolves do you need for a bed?

Isn't it three?I need three wolves.Right, please, can it be everyone's main priority to get a bed, please?I've got a bed to use.

How long till it's fucking daytime and getting piss -wet through it right boys I can't lie.I'm at the point where I need to be with someone.I'm not trusted on me. I'm fucking it's not real life I fucking love you.

I knew you'd look after me Yes, no.Do you want to bounce someone?You need to answer a question.Ah, shit, Chad.

They'll know if I can put...Where's Bean?Bean, where are you?Ah!

I've got a cold as well now, we're good.Cooking chat.Right, what...Aw.Need I in, you know?

Lads, we're so separated.Jesus.Nah, me and Bean know it.Oh, I'm miles away from you, boys.

I wouldn't eat rotten fresh.Rotten fresh.Funny as it...Funny as it, once again, taking the piss out of my speech.Oh, my God, Bean.

Oh my, beating this world is not safe!

This world, I repeat, it is not safe!

I walked out the door and a creeper instantly nearly just blew my back.out.play that when it comes out for a couple of weeks, right?And then after two, three weeks, FC comes out.You can say whatever you want about FC, but there is nothing like the brand new FIFA, even if it is only good for a month.And then after FIFA, Call of Duty comes out, right?

Call of Duty comes out, Modern Warfare 4, two weeks later, GTA 6, and then Christmas.Boys, we are, genuinely, it's gonna be so good.I don't have diamonds yet.I'm a Minecraft pro.I don't have fucking diamonds yet though, Jesus.Bino, all I'm going to say is a massive thank you to you for getting me on my feet.

Hey, Jaz.How you doing, brother?No, generally being, you tonight, you've changed my outlook on the world.There is good, there is good people in this world.You took me in when I had nothing.

Thank you for taking my meeting.

Like genuine, no, without him I was fucking, I was gone.

Mate, I'll do anything for my mates.

I'm being slow but steady because I don't know what I'm doing on PC.

Why did you just talk like that, Ging?

Sorry?Don't apologise mate.

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Oh, I get it.Oh, he's bringing that back out here.You've initiated the game.

He's just been done.Oh, boys, this is like Girth and Turf times.Why has GK just said this is like Girth and Turf times?Is he good, bro?Bro was never involved.

Jinj, what game?Oh, what game's he initiated?

Yeah.

The what shush game and don't apologise mate.Thanks for applying, bro.Oh, ho!Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.Why the fuck are you ringing me?Why are you ringing me?

Me a major beat yourself fucking weird things going on today for like it in some Lads everyone gonna sleep we fucking else isn't symmetrical and we all got a bed on now I everyone will sleep if everyone's not got a bed fucking four days in a move No, Tay's gotta remember, I'm rebuilding my life right now, I'm one wolf.

Do you not have a bed?

Chaz, Chaz, Chaz, have one of my wool, Chaz.

Vino, Vino, honest guy.There we fucking go, now we're cooking.Cooking like a muffin, let's go.Muffins don't cook, they're actually baked.Jinx, do you have a bed?Nah, I can't.

I've only got two bits of wool, I can't make one.You don't have a fucking bed?Bro!

We said the main goal for the day was to get a bed.

I know, I know, but like, businesses have targets all the time and don't hit them, it's just a way of life.What he said, that's true.

Why is no one fucking sleeping?

That was our task.Oh my god fucking pointless, bro.I can't help you.I've not seen a shit I don't have a bed to get it.Where's julie?

Oh my fuck Julie fucking down as well fucking I Appreciate it to be honest Hey, you don't know the creators are you Jake Tase?

Are you okay?Are you all right?Boys boys, that's fucked me off.I'm gonna have to go and get aThat's pissed me right off.I wouldn't get it like it's not in his fridge behind him.

That's pissed me right off that.

It's alright.We're bringing Rage B back, are we?It's alright.

Bino, I've got a present for you for your kindness.I'm coming down now.I think he's giving you a Calippo.

Yeah, I think he is as well.He might be.

You got my 4th chance!

You keep going says my net the next name my dog might not be so nice invitation to war no I'm stopping this right now You have gone after Jake's videos because they've been shit so far and one of them was the worst ever Performing both boy video of all time right now.That is a true statement, but I We said we weren't gonna have a go at him anymore, so I'd like you to apologize to Jake.Jake, I'd like you to apologize, bro.

Jake, say thank you.That's alright.Fuck you, Tazerz.You know what it is?You're bored, so you're trying to ruin my day.That's what you're trying to do.

Beano's got a no.Beano's got a no.

Beano!

Beano!He died?

I didn't know.I must have missed that.

He screamed from the distance.

I didn't see that, otherwise I'd have told him.Bless him, poor lad.

Who the fuck has built this triple tower of a fucking...dirt house?Is it MTV Cribs?MTV Cribs?It is shit.

Why are you being an arsehole?Yeah, everyone's being a proper prick to Jake tonight.

Not to me, he's being an arsehole to me.

Yeah, he is, he is as well, he is.You know.

No, no one.You know.Yes, Jake.Look.

Jake!No, we've all got to come to Bido's house, bro, and set up base here for the time being.I've got me fucking house.Oh my god, who just blew up?

STOP IT!

STOP!

What is going on in this house, oh my god, Jake is blue fucking fat turkey sausage.

Oh Fuck that.I bought a bullet twice complete.Ah I didn't blow it up, a creeper followed me in Jake, go and rebuild it please, cos if I do it twice Do you want me to kill him, Ben?Yeah Fucking try it, go on then Chaz Nah, I'm not actually gonna kill him, I'm not doing this shit anymore You fucked up, you fucked up, Chaz, you fucked up Oh my god, bro, Chaz just got fucking sniped What is that noise?What the fuck's that growling?Oh no, gg's, gg's

I'm sorry.I'm so sorry for you.No, you rebuild the floors.Oh Oh, what are you doing?

Jolly good You're so yucky, bro.

Oi, boys, we're back.Bino's on the buzz balls again.

Oh, my God, we're back.Jesus, Maud!Jesus, Maud!It'll be good exercise.Boys, can I go for a poo, or...?Yeah, I'm gonna go and shit, Chas, I'm gonna go and shit.

OK, I'm gonna go shit as well.

The boys are going through shit, I'm building Bino's house.Right, Bino, it's me.Bino, I'm upgrading it.I might not actually swear or whatever, anyway.Maud!

I swear they're not going bad.I've not missed 50.

I've got anyone saw me it basically I accidentally He took a creeper to his house, he's what he's gonna think they're on it Oh my god, I found me those fucking mud hooks.

Oh, well, you find it You find it the wrong time because you fucking blew it up.Come on.

I've been a few if you don't feel comfortable with me I won't do it.

Yeah, go on break.Go Jake.You go and bring on me retainers.

Oh, you've left him on me fucking death.Yeah No, I need to put them on again.You're so grim and baby.I'm back, but you know, how are you doing?

No chance fucking Jakey House, genuinely, what are we doing?I thought we weren't doing this on this one.They have, someone's blown a creeper.I'm in my house, on my bed, right, asleep.

Are you fucking alright, Chaz?No one's blown your house up.Oh, they have now.You are a bad boy.

I'm not a bad boy.

Let's not do this, Chaz.Chaz, come on.Right, Chaz, I did the lap.The last one was actually...

I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched you do it, I watched Well, you've got to stop it before it carries on otherwise, do you know what I mean?

He might get out of hand and he might start really doing some bad shit.

Yeah, he's not very nice, this Jake.He's not very nice at all.

That's how they start of it.Right, so I'm going to end this.

Does this last the game?I think he's about to die, so he left.I'll say it, Jake, he's a big bully.He wouldn't have done this in series one.Nah, he wouldn't.

What's he doing?

He blew up my house.

Oh, really?No, I accidentally took a walk.

A walk?Yeah, I was playing the walk.There was nothing accidental about it.I watched it happen.

I promise you, Jake, it's on between me and you.Why?What have we done?

Now he's shitting himself, isn't he?Now he's shitting himself.I don't want to throw your fucking weight about.I love him.Ooh, I want to throw that about.

Hello, bitch!Here's daddy!Put your shield down.Put your shield down.Put your shield down.

Go on, put your shield down.Let's not do this.

Put your shield down.Put your shield down.Put your shield down.I've got the high ground.

Guys, wait there.I'm coming to bite you.Lads, let's not fight in my house.Can you take it outside?I'm not going to play ever again.

It's Chazu.He's trying to kill me.You deserve it.He deserves it.Bro, I don't want to do this.This is Chazu.

You blew up my house.Yeah, well how about this?I'll blow you if you come any closer.I'll just leave, he's a pussy.

You won't even fight me.Bino, I will be the provider of our family, yeah?I'll get rid of all this shit.Bino, Bino, just back mate.Bino, I will provide for you, yeah?You can stay here.

My fucking house, you mean I can stay here?I'm helping, Bino.It's not me, it's fucking Chazza.Chazza, what if I say sorry?I'm sorry Pookie Bear, I'm really sorry.

Jake, I want five iron ingots in return.What?No.And then we can call it off.

How about this, I've just called it off.Oh wow, he's being cocky now, he's being cocky now.Right, I'm going to have to defend myself here.

I'm going to have to defend myself, he's fucking trying it again, he's trying it again.He's trying it again!I promise, I promise, Beano, I promise I'll fix anything, but please protect me from him.

Bro, bro, he's got a shield as well, Taze.He's got a shield.

I've got full iron armour, bro, I'm gonna come and dunk on him.Beano, there's a zombie on you!Get him!I can't, because Chaz...Chaz is...

Nah, nah, he's just got iron.I'm gonna come and fuck him up.

Chaz is...I'm panicking!

I'm panicking!But that's just unrealistic, innit?

Mummy!

Mummy!

Mummy!Who is he just called Mummy?

Me!I'm your mummy!I will kill you when you it doesn't matter how many times you kill me.You can't kill a man.That's got nothing

to lose five iron ingots this is done jake promise promise promise i promise five iron ingots it's done you've actually bottled it big time jake big time he is he's a he's a big shit house he actually is a shit house oh my god there's fucking oh oh my god there's so many fucking mobs there My fucking god, I'm surrounded me. I'm in a bad way up there.

I'm jelly in a bad way.

Get me back home Get me back home.I'm putting oh my god.

All right, so if I come to you with You promise that we're done?

Yes, yeah, yeah, we're done.Five Engards are so specific, it's kind of peculiar.

It's not, it gives me a sword and a pickaxe.

And you're not going to use them against me?No, I promise I won't.

Let's do this, let's do this world properly.

I agree.

Man.

What the fuck just blew up on his side?Don't worry, it was nowhere near any of us.Right, I've brought, I've brought, I've brought the stuff.I've brought the stuff, Chaz.Okay, okay, okay, okay.

See?

Cheeky.we are now friends you may live here yeah right can i be honest the only thing your house is missing bino is a tree oh jake i actually don't you're not putting a tree in my house Please, you're actually not, please.Don't fuck this up.I'm here providing you, coming home with food.I want to try and like fucking design the house a little bit and you've been really like mad about it.

Jake, you've been nothing, right?Other than a nuisance.Fucking squeaky little mad ass.Yeah, you've brought nothing but bad vibes.Jake out in the comments.

Jake out in the comments.Thank you.Boys, what the fuck is this?Is that a phone?Am I about to die?What the fuck is this?

Taz, find a calculator.

What's sofa?I found one with a sofa.

Oh mate, I ain't got a clue what all that shit is.Oh my god, it just gets deeper and deeper.

Oh my god, a spawner.I'm bubblegum punk.Genuinely?

Yeah.

Why the fuck has bro got a little fucking...

James be careful down there Cheers, mate.

It's a jungle.Lads, I think I know if it's a jungle.

Ha ha ha, I get it, because you won the jungle.What are you bowling extension on my freaking house?So now you're shouting it, mate.

Yeah, for me, Kijan.I'm so fed up with your fucking shit.So you're shouting it, mate, for me, Kijan, as an extension.

Oh my God, you've made my house all fucking chilled.Lads, are you throwing my house under your deck?

Spider!Jack!We can all scream when we sleep, bro.Yeah, I did it for two days, one of them I don't think I've ever done - NOOOOOOO!

Where the fuck did he get on the roof?Where the fuck - a spider in here?They keep climbing spiders.Jake, I'm gonna fucking bang you, you fat fuck!

Jake, go kill him, Jake, please!Jake!Oh my god.Oh my god.

Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.

Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.

Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.

Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.

Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.

Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my And there we have it for the end of episode of Minecraft Monday season 2.

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