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BREAKING: IRGC Launch WAR On UAE - Missiles From Iran Target Dubai - U.S. Navy Enter Hormuz

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to TussiTV.This is your global news channel.I'm Maya Tussi and we come to you guys with some breaking news coming from... the Middle East.Over the last few minutes, we can now confirm that the war has returned to the region.The Islamic Republic of Iran have launched a major attack on not just the United Arab Emirates, but also at the same time, a huge attack on international vessels, including British cargo ships.There is a lot coming in as we speak.

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We can obviously keep this going.Apologies.plus my voice this is a great start everything's going perfectly fine we have a live feed from the Strait of Hormuz and give me one second okay I think we can keep going all right first let's talk about what's actually happening the IRGC have decided to do a preemptive attack this time because they knew that things were about to happen anyway from the American side than all the others but they want to blame the Emiratis.Now I did mention this over the last couple of days that the attack was always going to happen eventually on the UAE.Let's quickly go to our interactive map.So this is of course Iran and to the south of it we've got the UAE.

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Now one major thing to mention is the Isfahan which is in the center of Iran.We had a number of missiles being launched all the way from here towards the south.We also then had Dubai, well the UAE, a number ofwere targeted, so these were the targets, but we had explosions now.Up here as well as a number of explosions in the Persian Gulf, obviously over the last few hours, we've had the United States military going in to, as they say, liberate the international commercial vessels to bring them back out of the Strait of Hormuz.So initial launches were from Esfahan, but Bushehr is also seeing some stuff that we're going to get that in a second.

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The Ministry of Defense in the UAE have said for the first round had four cruise missiles coming in from Iran towards our country.They were detected.Three missiles were successfully intercepted over the country's territorial waters.The last one fell into the sea.The Ministry of Defense confirmed the sounds were heard in scattered areas.The sirens went off.

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And then, that was the first wave.We are now, I think, into the third or fourth wave of attacks.We can now also confirm that an oil facility in the UAE has been hit.We have a photo from the Fujairah port in the United Arab Emirates.A number of facilities have been targeted.A couple of ships have been hit as well.

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But the oil facilities and of course, as we speak, the price of oil is going up.I'm just going to double check that.You're going to see some changes happening.Yes, Brent.Oil.Let's just double check something quickly for you guys.

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Is this the latest?Yes, they're telling.OK, fine.Yeah, you can see obviously it's already gone up 5 % in the top corner of the screen.The update from the Central Command, the United States Central Command.talking about the Project Freedom, which is to liberate the Strait of Hormuz, which has started a few hours ago.

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Now the IRGC are hitting back, saying the mission, directed by the president, will support merchant vessels seeking to freely transit through the essential international trade corridor, a quarter of the world's oil targets.Let's just double check.Yes, okay.Yeah, I said for a second.I was told by someone that the live stream is not actually functioning, but you guys are fine in the live chat.So I'm not really sure what that's about anyway.

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So, according to CENTCOM, our support for this defense mission is essential to regional security and the global economy, as we also maintain the naval blockade according to Admiral Brad Cooper.Now following this, We had the missile alerts, which are still ongoing.This is the latest message we have from the UAE.Due to the current situation, potential missile threats immediately seek a safe place in the closest secure building.A steer away from windows, doors and open areas awaits further instructions.Now, we also have a video or audio message, actually, from the Islamic Republic of Iran.

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This is the message they've been sending to the United States Navy and all other vessels in the region, threatening every single one.

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of the United States government to fulfill its commitment.In the negotiations, the Islamic Republic of Iran declares the threat of Hormuz completely closed again.No vessel of any type or nationality is allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.Any vessel intending to exit the Strait of Hormuz that cross the red line between Hengam Island and Minas Agar port, and any vessel intending to enter the Strait of Hormuz that cross the red line between Kuh Mubarak and Soceira port, will be met with a severe response from the IRGC Navy.

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Over the last few minutes, we also received confirmation that the Islamic Republic have also launched drones as well as the missiles.Drones are now hitting the industry zone in Fujairah.So obviously a lot of them are being intercepted, but some of them obviously are going through.The update from the Emiratis.before the IRGC started targeting mainland UAE, we had this.The UAE said that an Emirati oil tanker was also attacked by two Iranian drones in the Strait of Hormuz.

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According to the foreign ministry in the UAE, economic blackmail that amounts to piracy will not be tolerated by the government.Now, We are now expecting retaliation from the Emiratis.We're also expecting a very, very harsh statement from President Trump and the action or the reaction from the US military.This time the preemptive attack that the IRGC decided tofinally do, because a lot of us were waiting to see if this time round they're going to be brave enough to launch a preemptive rather than wait for the US or the Israelis to attack.And this time they decided to add the UAE to their enemy list.

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So it's not really the wisest move, but I can understand the strategy, because if they try to cause more mayhem in the region, there will be more pressure on their so -called enemies.They also have this other...Yes, we have their footage now.from the IRGC media of the moment the missiles were launched targeting the UAE and also international vessels in the waters.That's just the last hour or so, of course, the last couple of hours, everything that has been happening.There is a lot going on.

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In the region down here, this is the live feed from the Strait of Hormuz.There's a couple of reactions.Diagonal Dave says, welcome friends to the Maya and Greg Fanny Kicking Contest show.Nice.If you can't blame the Jews, blame the Emiratis or Trump or the cat or Maya's hair.That's the last one.

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Yeah.I love your news.I love your app and your documentaries.You definitely are the news.Oh, that reminds me, Todd.Thank you so much.

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We obviously believe in on this channel in naming and shaming idiots.And I am going to be naming and shaming an idiot who sent us an email not understanding how anything works when it comes to 2CTV and 2CTV+.We'll do that shortly, but there's a lot happening.Let's quickly go to the IRGC Navy broadcasting an open radio to all vessels in the region saying if you cross into the strait without permission from the Islamic Republic of Iran, you will be targeted and destroyed.

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Ladies and gentlemen, it's happening.

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Okay.Hang on.

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We now have an update, ladies and gentlemen.The Emiratis have now confirmed that the government and the Ministry of Defense are now preparing a severe retaliation response.So the United Arab Emirates will be launching a military action in Iran imminently.We are waiting to get some more information on this.So the ceasefire, this time round, being broken by the IRGC, surprisingly, didn't begin by hitting Israel or the US.Although the IRGC did open fire at the US, one of the US warships, they claimed that they hit the US warships.

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And of course, the US Central Command said no, they didn't.But they did open fire.And I'm not really sure if theythink they were just using their rifles at this point.They did launch a couple of missiles, of course, but it didn't really get anywhere.We are getting reports now from Iran.

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Evacuation orders have now been issued at refinery sites in southern Iran.OK, so I think they are expecting an imminent attack on the Iranian territory, probably in the next few minutes or few hours.So we now have an evacuation order in Iran.And also, I think an image has now come in from Bushehr, which is in the southwestern parts of Iran.An image of the ballistic missiles being launched from Bushehr, the province of Bushehr, towards the region and towards the UAE.Just as a recap, again, in case you don't know, the map so obviously down here you have i'm going to put a target on it that's the united arab emirates we had a couple of targets here but the attacks are primarily from the islamic republic are coming in from bushehr and esfahan so this is these are the places basically they're using them scroll back out a little bit there we go um so from esfahan they've been hitting from bushehr they've been hitting and there has been a number of uh clashes inside the Persian Gulf as well in the waters.

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These are the small boats that the IRGC have.Of course, a lot of the naval assets have already been destroyed, so they are using their littletiny fast boats that they currently have.So this is the live map about an interactive map.You have to make it easy if he goes to know roughly where we are talking about.There is a, there's also a statement from Admiral Brad Cooper, actually his team about what he has been doing over the last few hours.

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He's actually, by the way, he's right now in the region.Admiral Cooper is not hiding away.He's literally on front line right now.These are the images from today.The CENTCOM commander flew over regional waters in and near the Strait of Hormuz in one of the Apache helicopters yesterday and this morning.Last night he was supported by the military.

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the U .S.military's Project Freedom.And he, of course, was interacting with the U .S.Army soldiers as well as the sailors and Marines.

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And we have a lot of ground troops right now in the region who have been transported from the U .S.and European bases around the Gulf of Oman, the Arabian Sea, just outside of Persian Gulf.So the Americans are also now on standby.But I think we should probably expect the UAE to attack first.But that obviously, the war is not broken out anyway.

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So I think right now we could have a situation where the IRGC might start to target everybody else at the same time.So I think they believe they are confident this time to be able to drag this on, drag this along, but I'm not really sure if they can actually do that.A couple of other international vessels and tankers have also been targeted over the last few minutes and hours.First we had a South Korean vessel, the Federation of KoreanSeafarers have said that the Union have said that the IRGC have struck a South Korean vessel in the Strait of Hormuz.The British government have also confirmed that there was a tanker, a British tanker that has been hit from Iran.

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All crew has been reported to be safe.And no serious damage has been done to the British vessel.But of course, the British government are telling all vessels to be cautious.That's the only thing that the British government can do to keep their people safe, because the British government are not brave enough to actually defend their citizens and their interests.They're not going to do anything.If you are there right now in the waters or around the region, if you're British, you are on your own.

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The British government doesn't care about you.The only thing that they do is say, Just be cautious.That's the best thing we can do for you right now.And nothing, no guidance, no defence, no support being sent from the UK to help the British citizens and British merchants.Now, President Trump has posted this on social media, which is kind of interesting.He's posted USA number one, Navy 100 percent operational.

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Air Force 100 % operational, Missile Defense 100 % operational.And then from the Islamic Republic side, Khomeini is dead, Navy destroyed, Air Force destroyed, Air Defense destroyed.That's why the only thing they have is still just missiles and drones.That's it.There is no military capability right now or naval capability from the Islamic Republic.They are not a threat in that sense.

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The only thing that they still have is the missiles and the drones.So that's basically what is happening.Now, the IRGC have also published this image saying this is the new map of the region.They are redrawing the map, especially around the Persian Gulf and the Gulf of Oman.Now, I would like you to take this seriously and do not laugh.Because it's ridiculous.

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Obviously, on the left -hand side, you have the Persian Gulf.To the right -hand side, you have the Gulf of Oman.And in the middle, you've got the Strait of Hormuz.The IRGC have created the West Boundary, the red line on the left -hand side, from the Qeshm Island of Iran to the coast of the UAE.That's near Um al -Ghawain.And then you have the Eastern Boundary from the Mubarak Mountain of Iran to Fujairah, which has been hit over the last few minutes.

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So they now say that the Islamic Republic will be in full control of that large area with tiny little speed boats.Can't take this seriously.And when the IRGC also claimed earlier that they actually struck one of the U .S.warships, they didn't.They did launch the missile, but didn't hit.

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The U .S.Central Command released a fact check saying that the Iranian state media claims that the Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps hit a U .S.warship with two missiles.Truth.

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No U .S.Navy ships have been struck.U .S.forces are supporting Project Freedom and enforcing the naval blockade on Iranian ports.

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19:04

And as we speak, the U .S.Navy have now entered the Strait of Hormuz.Again, this is a whole situation over there in the middle where we should now expect more clashes, not just in the U .but also right there in the water.So it's going to be a very, very long night and long week.

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It's literally just Monday, by the way.Everything's kicking off.They also did post this before they launched an attack.And that's what I said to you yesterday.The UAE is going to be next.I said yesterday that the Islamic Republic are now adding the Emiratis on their enemy list.

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Clearly, this is the target.The rest of the media didn't take it seriously.And look now, this is what they also posted last night.The coordinates.Now, if you check this, it's literally the United Arab Emirates presidential palace.Now, good luck with that.

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Now, there's one thing to hit some tankers and vessels.There's another thing to hit some ports in the UAE.If you decide to hit the presidential palace, Yeah, there will be some issues.And that's not just the United Arab Emirates.It's the allies of the UAE.That includes Israel and the United States.

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So it seems like the Islamic Republic thought that this is a perfect opportunity to restart this by blaming the Americans, because they said the Americans doing a blockade and now they are entering the Strait of Hormuz.That's a no -no.So they came up with all these conspiracy theories, which are true, saying the Emiratis are helping.The Emiratis are involved with America and Israel, which is true, but it seems to be like a random easy target.Oh, well, we can't really start hitting the Americans or Israel first.So we're going to hit the UAE.

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But that means that the Americans and the Israelis and the Emiratis are going to attack you anyway.We also have now this threat from the Islamic Republic commander.of the Khatam al -Anbiya central headquarters, saying, we have repeatedly stated that the security of the Strait of Hormuz is under the control of the armed forces of the Islamic Republic of Iran.In all circumstances, safe passage must be coordinated with our forces.We will maintain control over the security of the Strait of Hormuz and strongly manage it.All commercial ships and oil tankers are warned not to transit without coordination with forces stationed in the Strait to avoid endangering their safety.

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I love this level of language coming from the Islamists and it's been happening since the 7th century, by the way.because it's basically a Mafia ideology.They say, we really care about you, we care about your safety, so we're going to have to manage your life.If you don't obey, your safety will be at risk.From who?You?

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Yeah.This is literally the same thing.Speaking of the Islamist Nazis, as we're getting more updates from the damagers in the UAE, let's quickly go to the idiot that is the leader of Hezbollah, Naeem Qassam.Naim Ghassem has now written a statement saying there is no ceasefire in Lebanon.There is Israeli -American aggression.Israel has not taken a single step under the ceasefire agreement.

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We have learned lessons and prepared surprises without needing a permanent presence on the ground.Brilliant.Our fighters use cat and mouse tactics and come from all across Lebanon.There is no yellow line or buffer zone and there never will be.Direct negotiations with Israel are a free concession serving Netanyahu's very interests.The solution will not come through surrender.

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OK, when you say cat and mouse tactic, you mean mouse tactic, because you guys just keep hiding in your holes, running around your tunnels, come back up like a mole.like a mole.And yeah, you can't really say cat and mouse.You're just the mouse.And if you are claiming that there is no ceasefire, then that's fine.Absolutely fine.

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Somebody needs to give a quick call to the Israeli Defense Forces.OK, we have a quick statement now.Absolutely brilliant.After launching a huge number of missiles and drones towards the United Arab Emirates, A senior Iranian military official has now said Iran has no plans to target the UAE.I've been wondering what's been actually happening over the last few minutes.So, yeah, we're not attacking.

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I don't know who is launching this.It's not me.It's Greg the goat.Who is launching?We know it's you.Oh, wow.

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OK, breaking news, ladies and gentlemen, this is escalating fast.OK, let's quickly go to the Strait of Hormuz because I think we can now confirm the United States military who have now taken action.Let's just verify this quickly.I think they are, yes, there we go.OK, let me just quickly get this.yeah can we yeah let's get let's get this on because i think uh there will be there is hell get ready for hell uh where is the yeah breaking news uh ladies and gentlemen the united states military have now destroyed six at least six iranian uh boats uh that have been attempting to disrupt the commercial shipping and they were targeting the americans as well as international vessels and tankers, they have now been destroyed.

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So at least six Iranian naval assets have now been destroyed by the United States military.Okay, so I have absolutely no idea why the IRGC think they can just gaslight the global population.Yeah, we're not doing anything.I'm just sitting here washing my hair.for once, but while they are continuing to launch missiles and drones, the Islamic Republic are effing around.And now they're about to find out because we are now expecting an imminent attack from the United Arab Emirates.

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Just a quick update, which happened before the clashes erupted.The U .S.government confirmed that President Trump has now added Nick Stewart from the FDD to his negotiating team.Well, any level of negotiating.Now, in case you don't know, Nick Stewart is an extremely hardline spokesperson against the FDD.

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Republic.He backs aggressive solutions that includes military actions against the Islamic Republic of Rwanda.He is now part of the main team with Jared Kushner and Steve Whitkoff.Now, following what happened a couple of weeks back with the vice president, J .D.Barnes, who is more of a softer character.

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They sent him to Pakistan and that didn't really get anywhere.The White House have decided to change tacts and they are now going even more hardline.Basically, you either surrender or we're going to destroy you.That's the message.We have this update from the Israeli Defense Forces as well.They have now eliminated at least 10 Hezbollah operatives.

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across multiple regions in southern Lebanon, not just in Beirut but also in the suburban parts of the capital and in the south.We also have the Israeli Air Force striking Hezbollah infrastructure.This is following an anti -tank missile that was fired at the Israeli forces.No casualties.Fortunately, the 91st division of the IDF hit the Israeli Air Force hit the Hezbollah positions shortly after.So again, as the leader of Hezbollah said, obviously, there is no no ceasefire.

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We are getting breaking news again.Yes, the Islamic Republic have launched a new wave of attacks on the United Arab Emirates.We now have the air defense system in the UAE activated again.This is the fifth wave of attacks coming from Iran.Admiral Brad Cooper has now also confirmed that the Islamic Republic has attempted but failed to interfere by firing at commercial shipping.So the Americans are now going through the Strait of Hormuz with their vessels, warships, and the tiny boats from the IRC are trying to basically shoot at them and we can't.

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It's a warship.Why are you even trying?Just swim and just run away.That's literally the only option you have.We have this latest alert coming from the Emiratis.Let's quickly go to this and then we shall continue and we'll get some more reaction from you guys.

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I think that is the.Yeah, we have the.

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OK.

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This is from the United Arab Emirates.Air defenses are currently responding to a missile threat.Please remain in a safe location and follow official channels for warnings and updates.Do not approach, touch or photograph any fragments or objects that have fallen as a result of successful air interceptions and allow the relevant authorities to assess the situation.This is the only place in the world that you would get this type of Warning because you've got a lot of influences in the UAE.So they have to also include do not take selfies Don't even try to stay in your shelter until it calms down We have an image by the way of the United Arab Emirates Intercepting cruise missiles being launched from Iran.

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This is from a few minutes ago So this is one of the cruise missiles being launchedfrom Bushehr, I believe, the southwestern part of Iran.So that is still ongoing.So we are now in the fifth wave of attacks from the Islamic Republic, while the IRGC are telling the media we are not attacking the UAE.So I'm not really sure who's attacking the UAE.Who's doing it?

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Hands up.OK.Is this confirmed now?Yeah.Yeah, the fire has now broken out at the petroleum facility in Fujairah in the UAE.And that's one of the IRGC drones that have successfully hit the facility.

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And OK, another British ship has been attacked.That's the second one.The UK government have now confirmed that a cargo ship in the north to the north of Dubai has been targeted by the IRGC and the engine room is now on fire.The engine room of one of the cargo ships from the UK is now on fire.So we'll have to wait and see if we're gonna get any statements from the prime minister, Keir Starmer, or anybody from the British government, because so far they've been very, very quiet.We've had multiple attacks on the British vessels, but nothing from the prime minister or his cabinet so far.

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We're now getting more missiles that are being launched from Homo's gun towards the Persian Gulf.They are trying to hit the US warship.Stay with me becauseI think there is a, is this from Bandar Abbas?Yes, it is.

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Okay.

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The Israeli security official have now also said that we are closely monitoring the developments in the region and we are ready to defend and attack.Okay, let's quickly go back to the map just to give you guys the latest update on the locations of the the missile launchers, obviously.So the target is primarily the UAE, but also in the Persian Gulf, right?So we have from Isfahan that I've already mentioned.We have from Bushehr that's also hitting.We now have also from Bandar Abbas hitting the Persian Gulf, because obviously Bandar Abbas is closer.

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So I think they probably think that they have a better chance of doing this right there.But I'm not really sure if this is going to get anywhere for the IRGC.We have, as I said, if I get rid of these ones for now, we can put the U .S.warships.The blue ones are the U .

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S.warships.They are basically around this area now.They have entered through the Strait of Hormuz.They are around the Persian Gulf and they are continuing their operation.They have destroyed at least six Iranian small boats, fast boats that they have.

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There is a development in Lebanon.It's going to get some Confirmation on that first.Brent oil has now gone up 5 .4%.Just to double check.Oh, Oman is under attack.Two people have now been reported injured after a residential building in Oman has been targeted.

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We are going to get more information on this because we don't know exactly what hit this building in Oman or who.I mean, we know who, but we have to confirm who.And it's not going to be the Indians.It's going to be the IRGC.But we don't know exactly why they are hitting Oman, because they're supposed to be friendly.The United States military have also reported that the commercial vessels are continuing to get attacked from Iran.

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So they are basically launching from mainland Iran.As I've been saying, this is the only tactic that they can use.because the small fast boats you use them to intimidate the vessels and Tankers, but if you really want to attack you can't really use the small boats You're gonna have to launch from mainland Iran.So obviously the missiles are and drones coming from Esfahan Boucher and Bandar Abbas, which is the main ports in the south of Iran So that is still ongoing.I'm trying to get some update on the market reaction quickly because I think oneIt's gone up.

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It's not gone.Somebody said Brent crude oil went up to $119, but officially it's still around $113.$114.Sorry.$114.Yeah.

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$114.Who said $119?It's just coming up random things now.But it has gone up.So you can also see on the screen at the top right, Brent oil at $114.And why are they hitting Oman?

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37:10

Well, who is?Let's just quickly.I think they've The Israeli army have now been placed on high alert.So this is going to escalate quickly.Let me just quickly also get some more reaction from you guys while we wait.Ross Maga says the IRGC members in the fast boats have life preservers on.

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I guess they are not all that in a hurry for martyrdom as they claim.It's a good point, actually.Fart on IRGC beards.Yeah, that's the best way to fight them, I guess.C -130 gunships now in theater ground.Troops support.

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Yes, they're all getting ready.And this time around, the justification is so much easier, politically speaking, because both the Americans and the Israelis could say, hey, we did a ceasefire.The IRGC started this war again.It wasn't us.I enjoyed your recent video that you made about Reza and what he has done since the revolution.He truly is a great man.

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He's a very good man.Seems the proverbial is about to hit.the fan.Little bit Ivan, little bit.Car ramming in Germany.Yeah, I just heard that as well in the background.

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We'll get more information on that.I'm very upset from you.Why are you late?5 p .m.Do stream when IRGC attack U .

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S.ships.It happened 1 p .m.Why are you late?Very upset.

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You've been fired.Big up.No, because the IRGC did not attack.They did not hit the U .S.ships.

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That's why.They opened fire.They didn't hit anything.So there wasn't really much happening.So if nothing's happening, we're not going to report nothing because there's no point.A source tells CNN that Dubai expects U .

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S.-Israeli strikes on Iran within the next 24 hours.I also probably expect the strikes from the UAE in the next 12 hours, actually.I think the UAE will probably either hit first or coordinate with Israel and the US to do it all together.It's difficult to see the latter.It's difficult to see the Emiratis and the Israelis and the Americans to find time to coordinate last minute, because when you do full coordination, you're going to need time.

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The Israelis and the Americans have been working for the past few weeks since the ceasefire started to prepare.Emiratis could probably just launch a symbolic retaliation, hit a couple of ports or oil facilities in Iran, and then wait for the Americans and the Israelis to basically go in.That's probably the most sensible thing.But if the UAE are going to actually join fully, it's going to be very hard for the U .S.to fully defend the UAE and Israel and the rest of the region and also send everybody else to Iran.

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So obviously, it's not impossible.It's the U .S.military.They can do whatever they want, but it's just going to be slightly overwhelming.There's a lot of political pressure.

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If residential areas in Dubai continue to get hit again, it's going to be very difficult.You are the only news we listen to.National news doesn't even mention what is going on anymore.We are in Northwest Florida.Thank you.I appreciate that.

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Channel 14 is reporting within 24 hours.Yes, the same.They are 100 % right.They have no plan.Yeah, because the action has a good point.The statement from the IRC was we have no plan to attack the UAE.

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If you read it like that, we have no plan to attack the UAE.We are just attacking with absolutely no plan whatsoever.Muhammad had medical problems.He went to a cave, heard a voice.He thought it was Angel Gabriel.No, it was mental illness.

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The rest is history.I have nothing to do with what's going on.In heaven, are there enough goats to go around?There is a bit of a goat shortage.I was speaking to Greg the goat, who is the representative of the 72 virgin goats.And he was saying yesterday that there is definitely a shortage of goats right now in the afterlife.

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So it's going to be tough.But everybody is suffering throughout this conflict, even in the afterlife.Iran isn't gaslighting this time.Their claim about not targeting the UAE points to a different faction being responsible.This suggests real active infighting within Iran.No, that's not what's happening.

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The denial from the IRGC did not follow the next statement, which is to blame it on a different faction.They have not done that.It's coordinated by Bahidi, the head of the IRGC.They haven't blamed on any other faction.Nothing's happening.Okay, we have a statement, short statement from the Emiratis as well.

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I'll go to that in a second.Worried Israeli -American here.What do you think can happen after the midterms?How far will the anti -U .S.Democrats go to stop this war?

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42:22

Can they?They can't.Not the way it's going.And the IRGC have now launched it now.So they started it.You have to defend.

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OK, quickly, let's go to the United Arab Emirates.The government have now said that the attacks from Iran are targeting civilian areas and facilities, infrastructure facilities.OK, so we also have confirmation that the residential building in northern Oman was actually an attack from Iran by the Islamic Republic.Two people have been injured.As I said, the foreign ministry in the UAE are now saying we strongly condemn the renewed treacherous Iranian aggression using missiles and drones.We reserve the full and legitimate right to respond.

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to these attacks.Yes, probably best not to just write statements and do something about it, I guess.It's crazy times.Comment from who?Miss Starmer, don't make me laugh.Actually, let's double check and see if Starmer has said anything.

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It's been a while now, right?The prime minister of the United Kingdom, after his people were attacked, he has not posted anything on social media or any official statement since yesterday at 9 .45 a .m.UK time which is about about 30 hours ago okay nothing from the Prime Minister despite the emergency situationBrilliant.And Nazis send tampons to block the oil flow.

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Those small boats do have missiles on them.They're not launching from the small boats, they're launching from Bushehr, Bandar Abbas and Isfahan.Your hair looks weird today.This is hate speech.I didn't have enough time to sort it out.Leave me alone.

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I'm gonna get a haircut tomorrow, don't worry.Bahrain declared a state of alert, according to Tasnim.Okay, well, if they say it.Khar Island will be first.I think to be fair, theoretically speaking, in terms of the islands, if there's going to be an escalation, if there's going to be any level of ground invasion, I would say, obviously you got Khar Island up here, right?Let's put it as a target, right?

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For the U .S.military, that's one.But you got a couple of, you got two or three tiny islands right here, right?The small one and the big ones.And Qeshm as well.

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So these ones and Lark.These ones are more likely to be targets first for a ground invasion.Again, theoretically, if the U .S.military wants to escalate the situation, then Kharg Island.Because strategically, it's more important, obviously, for the control of Hormuz.

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And then you can take the Kharg Island for the suffocation of the IRJC.Sorry, Maya, I like to poke fun at the false prophet who caused all this terror.Yes, good.The U .S.has sunk six fast boats.

45:54

Yeah, we already reported that, Tony.Thank you.We mentioned that.Seriously, how much longer can IRGC go on?Quite a while, because Iran is a big country, they can hide for a while.Tommy Robinson for Prime Minister.

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I don't know what's going on here.And he is in Armenia.What?I don't even know what's going on anymore.Out of context comments.OK, so let's double check the statements.

46:22

I think I think the retaliation from the Emiratis will be first.OK, they're now saying that the UAE is set to declare war on Iran.Okay, they have been actually, this is interesting, they have been talking to Saudi Arabia, because Saudi and UAE, depending on what geopolitical issue you're talking about, they had a good relationship, but of course they fell out a little bit because of Sudan and Yemen.But overall, there is an Arab coalition that's been formed over the last couple of months, as we reported a few weeks back.The Saudi side have been leading it.But we are now expecting that Arab coalition to be officially formed to declare war on Iran.

47:20

So if that happens, this is literally the end game.If that actually happens, if the Arabs get into this, it's not really because somehow the Arabs are so strong and militarily they're going to basically take over.It's not that.That's not the point.The point is, geopolitically speaking, if you already have the U .S.

47:44

But the US is under the leadership of President Trump.So the liberal media in the West hate Trump.The US Democrats, a lot of the weirdos hate Trump.Because Trump is leading this, there is no global support from the international community for the war.right?Then you have Israel has also been part of this.

48:02

The same people I mentioned also hate the Jews.They hate Trump and they hate the Jews.But if you now get an Arab coalition in self -defense to join the theater of war, it's going to be very impossible for the same weak and feeble liberal European globalists to oppose this conflict.Because it's not really just because, well, we can't really, the Arabs are being attacked.Justification is very easy right now, right?Because the Arabs are being attacked, are provoked.

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It's also because money.The Europeans need the Arabs.Without these guys, the Europeans will be in massive trouble.Without the Middle East, Europe will be in huge trouble.So the narrative from the BBC and all these other guys is going to change massively if the Arab coalition actually declares war on Iran in reaction to what's been happening over the last few minutes.60 ,000 people watching and now 61, by the way.

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Only 8 .5 thousand likes.Everyone, like, says Google News.Yes, listen to this person.Good.Iran are panicking.They just want to attack anyone to save their sorry backside.

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I'm going to explain the theory behind why the IRGC thing is in their interest.to resume this war in a second.Most informative news with a comedic twist.Yeah.The reality is that the Islamic Republic can't afford to sign the surrender deal and they have learnedthe 12 day war and what you had a couple of months ago that they can even lose their leaders, they can lose their air force and navy, they can lose their bases but they can just about survive because they are not a normal government, they're not a normal military.

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They are terrorists, they are gangsters, they are basically pirates.So they realise Iran is a big country, they can just hide, they can come out, they can and they can just about survive.This is about survival.And they realize the best way to do it is more conflict.Because during the last couple of weeks, since the ceasefire started, the damage in Iran has been huge.You can say even more than the actual conflict.

50:40

Because there are no strikes, there hasn't been strikes in Iran, but the suffocation financially and oil and water and everything else has been destroying the regime and of course infighting.How do you stop infighting?You unite everybody in the regime when you say there is an external threat.So that's how you stop an infighting.By resuming the conflict, they can stop the infighting, temporarily at least, saying, guys, guys, guys, we'll kill each other later.For now, let's go target the Jews and the Arabs.

51:10

So that's one thing that you could do, you could easily do when you resume the conflict crisis.Secondly, they can basically just drag this along and keep hiding until they can hope that the enemy, the Americans and the Arabs and the Jews, could just give up and leave.The problem here is that you're dealing with President Trump and the Arab coalition and the Israelis.All these guys are very, very stubborn.It's not Neville Chamberlain.It's not Kirstahmer.

51:44

It's not Obama.These guys, you basically create a scenario wherepeople know you are trying to drag this along until your enemies get tired.They're going to launch a ground invasion.You're absolute nutters.Literally, that's what's going to happen.

51:59

The only other option will be to sign the surrender deal.But again, they can't because when there is a ceasefire, there is infighting.When there's war, there's unity.So they are picking unity for now.Stalmer has gone to Armenia.Oh, I thought you meant Mohammed.

52:14

OK, that makes more sense.Yeah, I know.Yeah.Will the UAE, Israel and the U .S.strike Iran tonight?

52:22

What will Saudi Arabia -Pakistan alliance do tonight?What do Israel, U .S., Iran rebels do now?Well, I'm not God, so I can't really tell you about the future, but any coordinated attacks should be with, when they say within the next 24 hours, that's literally within, not in the next 24 hours.Within could mean literally six hours from now, could be at 2 a .

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m.around time, or at 3am around time.What time is it now?Usually the attacks happen around that time, like 3am.It's currently 8 .23pm in Tehran.But it's not going to be that easy.

53:04

This time around, you don't really need a surprise attack because this is a retaliation.So you don't really need to surprise the enemy, you just attack.And because they are already on standby.So I think they've also tried to take control of the conflict by launching first the preemptive attack this time.the IRGC, to prevent any level of surprise attacks.Which is, again, a smart thing to do.

53:26

But if you don't have the capability of actually fighting against Israel, the Arab coalition and the Americans, it doesn't really matter whether you're waiting for a surprise attack or whether you're going to do a preemptive.You're going to get annihilated.So we'll see what they're going to do.But the Arabs say it's not going to be the U .It's just going to be the rest of them as well.So the Saudi Arabians are very much, they have an appetite right now to destroy the Iranian regime.

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Many anxious for action.It's tense today.Keep trusting in Trump.He's a brilliant man and knows what he's doing.I know we all support and believe in him.It's all discouraging.

54:05

You mean encouraging?Stay strong and keep right.Yes.Enough about world peace.Let's see.Let us see Serafina.

54:17

Serafina is somewhere else.I don't know.If she comes up, I'll show it to you.That's the house cat.The Persian kitty.I meant the IRGC, says Leslie.

54:27

Leslie was talking about...Oh, yeah, he said Iran.Yeah, same thing.It doesn't matter.Pedantics.If the IRGC approached the warships with Nerf guns, the Americans will be too busy laughing to stop them hijacking.

54:43

That's a new tactic, actually, yeah, do that.OK, let's quickly go to the update because we might actually have some sort of imminent problem.OK, the Emiratis are now preparing a robust retaliatory response, as they have said.They are calling it a harsh revenge.And the US Navy forces are now penetrating the Persian Gulf even further.They are now inside.

55:14

They used, by the way, they used the Seahawk helicopters to destroy, to blow up the six Iranian naval boats earlier on.Bahrain has now officially declared a state, a national state of emergency.All Israeli flights to Dubai have now been suspended and the Islamic Republic state media continues to say we have no plan to target them.again.So yeah, you're launching missiles and drones.There is a national emergency in Bahrain as well.

55:50

Flights have been cancelled.But don't worry.The IOC says they don't have a plan to attack.OK, fair enough.All right.I guess the airspace gets clear now.

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We're going to see some fireworks very soon.America to use the right of God.It's the question mark at the end.Exactly right.Orange meant bad.By the way, I have a receding hairline, too.

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56:15

I don't have a receding hairline.I have a massive forehead.There's a difference.I have had this exact same since I was born.Look how thick my hair is.Look at the insanity.

56:27

It's not receding.Calm down.And Netanyahu is much like Trump with less hair.IOTC says it wasn't them.So Tucker Carlson blame Israel.Of course.

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Just wanted to say that me and my sister, my dad watch you all the time and love you.Love from Israel.Daniel Wolfe, Lee Wolfe and Robert Wolfe.Oh, that's not all the full names.Well, thank you so much, everybody, for watching.Unconditional surrender to boot.

56:59

Yeah, we're still waiting for President Trump to post something.Come on, Trump.Let's go back to his account on Truth Social.The last thing he posted was that picture I showed you saying that we are winning.That was three hours ago.He has not posted anything yet.

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So we're all on our toes, waiting to see what Trump is going to say.He might not say anything because he might be in the Situation Room tonight, today.And the air defense systems in Israel have now been, well not activated, but been put on alert.on standby.According to the IRGC, the United Arab Emirates is not a country.It is an American military base.

57:49

Is that supposed to be like provocative or something?

57:53

Who cares?

57:54

No one really cares what you want to identify the UAE as.The Emiratis are great people and you don't even know how to save your own leader, you weirdos.All right, nothing from the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.And Mario Nafal on X is having a meltdown.I'm gonna do, I'm waiting for the right moments by the way.So in case you don't know Mario, okay, I'm gonna show you this.

58:22

This is so good.This is the problem with people who are self -appointed experts, right?So like Dave, what's his name?Dave Smith?Dave, what's the name of that weirdo who's a comedian but he doesn't actually do any comedy?Who hangs out with Tucker Carlson and does, Dave Smith?

58:44

Somebody mentioned in the live chat, confirm the name, I forgot.Yeah, these guys are like self -appointed experts.And the other one is Mario Nafo on X. So this is what I'll be.I'm saving this for the moment the ceasefire is officially broken.Right.Look at this.

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So this is from the 9th of April.What I'm about to show you in a second.OK, I'm just waiting for Dave Cerny.Was it Smith?Not Dave Rubin.Someone said Dave Rubin.

59:17

No, Smith.Yes, Smith.Anyway.Mario said this when the ceasefire was happening, right?Unpopular opinion.The ceasefire will hold.

59:27

The war is over.that will include Lebanon and he's been repeating the same thing every single day.His latest post on X, Mario says, we are very close to the complete collapse of the ceasefire.Why do you do this to yourself?Stop trying to predict the future.Just stop.

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Like it doesn't work.Especially when you're dealing with President Trump and the Islamic Republic.Both of them are unpredictable monsters.They're just creatures going around and lashing out each other.And President Trump did nothing wrong.People like Mario continue to attack Trump, saying, oh, he's a bad one.

1:00:15

No, no.Trump is a monster, but he's our monster and he's a good monster.He's a cuddly, cuddly monster.I already see our smelly, beardy, weirdy monster.So this is the president.This is the supreme leader, Mushtafa Khamenei.

1:00:29

Look at the beard.He literally has the same beard.Who do you think is going to win?So anyway, it's Dave Smith, Mario.Stop trying to be experts.Now, Maya.

1:00:50

Like the girl's name, Maya.M -A -Y -A.Wow.I've just changed my gender.Does this mean the hardliners have finally seized full control?That happened a month ago.

1:01:00

Yes.Two months ago.Two months ago, the hardliners...They're not called the hardliners.They're just the Vahidi faction.They're all hardliners, but they're just more suicidal.

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The suicidal faction, let's just say.Also, the best way to spell my name, just for future...There's a silent H. Mario Artusi.M -A -R -I -O.-Y -A -R.Just in case you wanted to know.

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Because obviously, it's not an easy name to spell if you don't know.You can call me Maya.Like, M -A -Y -A -H, M -A -Y -A -H, M -A -Y -A -H.Still going.The rod of God is an American weapon.Yeah, nope.

1:01:43

There was a question mark last time.While all eyes are on Iran, what happened in Mexico?A lot.There was another shooting again earlier.All eyes are not really on Iran because the media are not really reporting this.We are reporting it, but the mainstream media in the background, I was checking it out, they are still reporting what happened four hours ago, which was the IRGC opening fire near one of the US warships.

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Didn't hit it, obviously.They're still talking about that.Crazy.Anyway, we are now going to be waiting for this imminent retaliation and the return to war.So I'm going to be on standby.It's going to be a long evening.

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