🚨 BREAKING: Israel DESTROYS Iran Nuclear Plant - War Escalates - Multiple IRGC Leaders KILLED

Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to TusiTV. This is your global news channel, I'm Maher Tusi and this was a hugely successful day for the Americans and the Israelis in the conflict in the Middle East as we've had major nuclear facilities, steel factories and energy centers getting destroyed. Also, a huge number of IRGC figures have also been eliminated, including a few of the senior leadership. And we're going to give you guys the latest update.

We have some videos coming in from Iran and the region. The Islamic Republic of Iran have also lost their mind again. They have decided to declare war on Syria. What did Syria do? For the first time in the history of humanity, what did Syria do in this case? We're going to get your reaction live as usual. We have the live feed from Beirut.

And we have a special guest with us right now with me here in the studio, who is going to be taking us through the list of eliminations. The IRGC members who have been sent to the afterlife to meet their 72 virgin goats. We've got the goat, the representative of the virgin goats right here with us on TuSiTV. We're going to ask him questions about the leaders that have been eliminated. Let's firstly go to the latest videos. This is in the Esfahan-Khashan highway in the details of everything that's happened.

Before we get to that point of it, the IRGC naval assets have been hammered over the last few weeks by the Americans. And having said that, they are ready to defend the Strait of Hormuz and the Persian Gulf. How are they doing this? Do you think they have senior leadership of the IRJC Navy present ready to fight the Americans and all the others? Or maybe option B, they are running out of official professional members of the navy. So they basically brought in a group of IRJC

supporters who are volunteers, who are basically civilians, doing this, standing by the Persian Gulf. I think this is in Bandar Abbas or is it the Hormuz Island, Hormuz Island. Defending the Strait of Hormuz.

What is this? What is this? What is this?

Yeah, death to America, death to Israel, Death to the infidel. Let me clarify something. They've created the human chain but they're not actually facing the water. They're facing mainland Iran saying come at me also segregation they got the women on the other side and the men are on this side actually it's still it's still pretty pretty much equality they still brought

in the women that's good but they can't stand with the men they have to stand on the other side it That is so embarrassing. The chain, the hand holding is also a little bit homoerotic for the IRGC. Not even the IRGC Navy. These are the IRGC supporters. They are civilians and they are the local residents of the port. Anyway, while the threat from the Islamic Republic continues, meanwhile the Israelis from the Islamic Republic continues,

meanwhile, the Israelis and the Americans are busy hitting the targets,

precise targeted attacks in Isfahan.

This is in the early hours of today, this morning.

Overnight, Isfahan was hit massively, multiple places, and we're gonna go through some of the details of the locations. I want a visa. I want a visa. I want a visa. I want a visa.

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OOOH Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! The guy sounds like he's having an orgasm. Another one? Now, some of the big things that have happened, we also have a statement from the Israeli Defense Forces on this massive hit. The IDF earlier on struck Iran's Khoanbad heavy water nuclear plant, a nuclear complex that they have essentially, the IRIB for the first half an hour were denying this and then they did a bit of a whoopsie because they accidentally actually showed the footage themselves. They showed the footage of the whole thing going up in flames. Yeah, nothing is happening. Oh wait, yes, they just hit them. That's a little bit

embarrassing. And so this was actually targeted in two separate attacks. The officials have now said that no casualties have been reported. but the facility itself has been massively destroyed. There is more update coming in which we're going to go to the IDF for that shortly but as I said we do have our special guest the representative on behalf of the 72 Virgin Goats. Mr. Goat is here to give us the updates on the list of IRGC leaders who have now been eliminated over the last few hours. Let's go firstly to the Timu version of Wolverine, who is no longer with us. This is Yahya Hamidi and he was a senior IRGC

operative, an intelligence officer that was linked to covert operations against the American citizens and Israelis and other infidels. He has now gone to meet his 72 virgin goats. Moving away from Timu Wolverine, we also have General Behnam Rezaei, who was the... Now, do you remember yesterday we reported that they killed the head of the IRGC Navy, the leader?

Well, he was the deputy leader, following yesterday's leader. He has also been killed after Ali Raza Tang Siri who was a taken out and so the navy right now i'm not really sure who they're answering to but it's not going too well for them and we can also now go to Mr. Tomato Face Mr. Tomato Face is Mohammed Mehdi Ahmadizade. That is a lot of Arab in one name.

That's so much Arabic. Basij, Basij commander, IRGC Basij commander. He was in charge of the Hormuzgan province. So he was the head of the IRGC Basij unit, the people who kill ordinary civilians in Iran. In Hormozgan.

He was in charge and Mr. Goat says he is dead. Moving on from Momo or Mr. Tomato Face, we also have the Mr. I can't believe my wife is still cheating on me. Look at that face. You can tell his wife is still cheating on him. This is Ali Reza Dehghani Sanjh.

He was the head of the IRGC inspection. Whatever that means. Don't know what they were inspecting. And the legal affairs.

Oh, wow.

The IRGC had a legal department as well. You have to do things. If you're going to do terrorism do it legally and Mr. Goat is very impressed of the job that Ali Reza did. He has now also been killed in the city of Yazd so goodbye and we then also have the Mr. if I had a little bit more hair I could have become a model. No. This is another Muhammad. So many of them. Muhammad Ali, oh yeah, mixed it up. Khuda Bakhsh. Khuda Bakhsh literally means God forgives you. He was the leader,

the commander, command leader of the air defense division of the IRGC in Isfahan. His job was literally to run the air defense system in the center of Iran. After failing to become a model, he also failed to defend the IRGC. He has also gone to meet his goats. We finally have the man who is very angry that after his death they put him in a frame with girly flowers for some reason. This was the IRGC senior leader as a part of the Tarallah Corps Brigade. Why do you have to come up with the weirdest names? His name was General Amir Amir Mohammadi.

Now, he's also gone to the afterlife, a little bit down south, where it's really, really hot with fire. The rest of the IRGC members, they are, a lot of them are sending more videos showing repentance and also basically saying we are so sorry, we apologize that we didn't really know what we were doing was evil. Please don't kill us.

We want to surrender. We want to defect. And we have another one who just basically broke down. Let's watch this video and confessed to being evil and

watch the subtitles if you can't read the subtitles i'll give you the summary afterwards I am so sorry for everything that I did to my brothers and friends.

I don't know how I will ever get back to you.

I love you. in the right and now realize that they've lied to me. Took him 47 years to realize that but and he says I am very sorry that I've been ordered to kill my own people I'm not going to do that anymore. Whoopsie, it happens you know you get drunk on a Friday night you start killing civilians whatever. Now there is also the update from Hamadan. Oh no. OK, we probably need Mr. Goat here because your people, the IRGC, don't even know how to launch missiles anymore.

There is a ballistic missile launch in Hamadan, I'm going to show you, that failed and came down within seconds. Big shout out to Iran International for this clip. Look at that. So it goes up, missile launched, well done. You think that's successful, right? Wait for it. He just drew a heart.

Oh no. Wow.

They're laughing in the video. Like what is this? The only thing worse than an IRGC member is an incompetent IRGC member and luckily no casualties ever reported so that's good but this thing literally drew a heart it went around did a heart and came down it's like no I'm not going I'm not I'm coming back home I don't want to kill the enemy.

Let the infidels live. I give up. The missile resigned midair. Now, we also have an update from Urmia in Iran. Now this, we are waiting for confirmation. There were some speculations earlier.

We do know that there was a targeted attack on that building, residential building. This was a strike at Hassan Karami's father, the senior IRGC security official in charge of security of the IRGC. We don't actually know whether he's still alive or dead. We don't know whether he's injured. Nobody's telling us anything. The IRIB, the Islamic Republic state media, are very, very quiet about this. He's probably alive anyway, but probably deflected the missile

with his forehead. But we will get confirmation on this. We also have a quick update from the US Central Command with the latest video. They're doing daily videos now saying that the US forces continue degrading the Iranian regime's capabilities. We've had attacks in the north, in the south and the southwest of Iran by the Americans over the last few hours. And more targets, more positions will be targeted over the next couple of hours until late evening.

Then we're gonna have the usual routine of going after, hunting down the members of the regime. That's primarily done by the Israelis, based on Mossad intelligence and the drones that they have operating literally on Iranian soil. They're literally launching drones from inside Iran,

hitting the IRGC. Now, let's go to Isfahan again, because the IDF also managed to destroy the steel factory and the whole facility. There was a whole massive complex which was located in the center of Iran. There was a joint operation by the Americans and the Israelis. The US provided intelligence for this and the Israelis pulled the trigger. This is peak Iranian.

Only in Iran in the middle of war, the Iranian people were driving around with music in their cars and just casually filming the IRGC getting destroyed. You got to have music in the background obviously when you're witnessing this absolute mayhem. Heather says the IRGC had minds but they self-identified as wise people but I'm not really sure.ians are taking over CPAC Jarvish Shah no deal yes we showed you guys the footage from CPAC last night with the Iranian Americans at the conference just received notice in Texas that the bomb threat received again where was this Oh, I will get some intel on that.

Texas, thank you, Kelly, for the heads up. Now we're going to go to the Israeli Defense Minister, Israel Katz, who has said that we will continue to hunt down the leaders of the terrorist regime. The attacks in Iran will now escalate. As if the last three or four weeks we haven't had escalation. Call it in Mr. Katz, things are going to kick off now.

The operation of the Iranian government against security and military agents will continue without ceasing. We will continue to eliminate the leaders of the terrorist regime and its commanders and to destroy their strategic capabilities. We will continue to support the leaders of the terrorist regime and its commanders and to destroy their strategic capabilities. The Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu and I have warned the Iranian terrorist regime

to stop firing missiles at the civilian population in Israel. Despite the warnings, the firing continued and therefore, the IDF's attacks in Iran will gradually increase and expand to other targets and areas that are contributing to the regime's construction and operation of the weapons of mass destruction. All the It's a full beer on the whole or smart. I'm not cool. Yeah, they are much more

sick all the others you have to do at this point is instead of just hitting everybody just defend and Pretend to be the victim. That's literally the best option right now be the underdog Be the be the oppressed victims and if you don't know how to do it, just pick up the phone call Gavin Newsom and the US Democrats, they'll teach you how to do it just pick up the phone call Gavin Newsom and the US Democrats they'll teach you how to do it the victims forever and then that way you're not going to be provoking the Israelis even more every single time you poke the bear in Israel they're going to escalate things what were you expecting did you think they're going to calm down no the more you injure their people the more

they're going to come for you so that's the you injure their people, the more they're going to come for you. So that's the promise now from Israel. Cats, the Israeli Defense Forces have also now officially launched the ground invasion in the south of Lebanon against the IRGC's Hezbollah wing. We do have a video filmed by the IDF during the operation. They did promise they're going to do this and they are doing this. This is in Kihyam in the south. It's like Call of Duty. The other thing you get from the political left and the liberal left is not just victimhood, but they get offended on behalf of others, which is a fascinating concept.

For example, we have this guy I just saw the comments in the live chat this is so good it's just classic the Islamist and the left always do this. Imagine watching and laughing at your own country getting bombed by another country disgusting I'm offended on your behalf I'm not even Iranian but how dare you Iranians be happy? It's because the country is not getting bombed, you absolute nutter. The IRGC terrorists who are occupying

the country are getting targeted, precise targeted attacks on them. That's why you also see the same situation from the brilliant people in Lebanon who are also celebrating the IRGC Hezbollah wing getting attacked. You know they don't see it as their country getting bombed. They are saying that well yes we got a bunch of terrorists who have occupied the country in the south.

Yeah it's probably best for us to get rid of them. It's probably best for you not to speak for the Iranian people who have literally been held hostage for 47 years and the rest of them have been forced into exile. But yeah, of course, we're going to have to be respecting the feelings of these guys because they are offended on my behalf. Now there is.

Oh yeah, this is confirmed now, finally. I've been waiting for this for some time. We can now officially confirm, speaking of Hezbollah, they haven't had a good day either. The Israeli Defence Forces have successfully eliminated the senior Hezbollah leader who was the anti-tank commander. He was killed yesterday. We did have some

speculations, rumors yesterday. It's now been confirmed he was eliminated by the Israeli Defense Forces. Now we don't know if ironically he was hit by tank or not because that that would be funnier. The anti-tank commander getting destroyed by a tank. He was probably taken up by a drone as usual. But so confirmed dead, gone, no more pension for him. Now there is also another video from the IDF, the ground invasion. Now, look at this, is the idea of raiding an empty school in Al-Hiyam in the southern Lebanon, and they managed to discover hundreds of weapons in a school.

Hundreds of weapons. Yeah. Now, you wonder why the Israelis have to hit these schools. The same thing that you are now seeing in Iran, where the IRGC have now occupied schools across the country because they think they're going to be safe. The issue is you're dealing with Israel.

They don't care. They're going to hit you, even if you hide in a school and they have been hitting you in schools. Where are you going to go now? Hundreds of weapons discovered in the school in the southern parts of Lebanon now The IRGC are struggling to launch enough missiles to cause a chaos

around the region the the other issue that they have is not really just because they They are running out of missiles and their missile launchers getting destroyed. It's also because the personnel are nowhere near as what we expected, the number of people who are supposed to be launching missiles. But also they make things difficult for themselves by having a huge list of countries to hit. If you were all focusing on, for example, Tel Aviv, yeah, maybe you could have caused some

chaos like the 12 day war. But their strategy was, we're going to look at what happened during the 12 day war, what worked and what didn't work. And we're going to look at what worked and ignore that and basically just don't do what actually works. But they still managed to launch drones because they still have a lot of drones. They're still producing drones. They did manage to strike a fuel storage tank in Kuwait at the Mubarak Al-Kabir port.

This was the result.

I feel that God is the best of all. Even the rain and the good and the bad, the blessing of God that we are waiting for, He has given us this smoke and this fire.

Fortunately, no casualties so far reported from Kuwait. We also now have this insane decision, as I said, they have decided to diversify their portfolio of enemies. Why are you trying to multitask? Just hit one or two countries, Israel and the US. But they thought, OK, so we should have Bahrain on the list, Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Kuwait, everywhere, right? And they had a meeting clearly and they said, yeah, the list is not enough. We need more countries.

Who else can we put on the list? The one country that's not doing anything right now, Syria. Yeah. So according to fast news in Iran, the Islamic Republic media outlets, the Islamic Republic have now declared war on Syria. Really? They have now said that several high-profile sites in Damascus, such as not

just military targets but also the presidential palace that you see in the photo for Al-Julani, the Four Seasons Hotel and the Sheraton Hotel will be hit as well as Americans, British personnel and the Israelis. Again, what did Britain do in the middle of all this? Britain is not even getting involved despite promises from Kirstahmer who changed his mind about 13 times over the last few days.

Not only they're not planning to attack promises from Kirstahmer, who changed his mind about 13 times over the last few days. Not only they're not planning to attack Damascus, God knows why, they are also warning not just the American citizens and the Israelis, but also the British people in Syria. The good news is they can't do much here. They literally can't do anything when it comes to Damascus. And by the time when anything reaches Syria, they will be downed because that part is fully

protected just like most of Israel, obviously, even from the Mediterranean. And Saudi Arabia will be working very very hard to intercept anything launched from Iran towards Syria. Now the Russians continue to help their friends in the Islamic occupation of Iran and they did something that I don't understand why they bothered as a publicity stunt. They thought this was supposed to be a secret operation. Why?

They're your friends, you could help them, it's okay. You know, just like how Europe helped Ukraine, right? The Russians transported a huge number of so-called humanitarian aid trucks to the people of Iran today. Now nobody in Iran, Iranian people or even the government in Iran, not the regime, the government, nobody asked for humanitarian aid

but the Russians said we're gonna send some humanitarian aid. What's the humanitarian aid? Oh your weapons. You can hear. Then the problem is not me. The problem is the rest of you guys. What is, what's going on? Yeah, as long as I could get a yes from someone that I'm not buffering and I'm not frozen,

then I can continue, right?

Oh yeah.

Oh, someone said no buffer here. Okay, fine. Also the live chat froze for a second. So when nobody like sends a message all at the same time, obviously I panic. So please slow down the chat. The chat is already on slow mode.

You can't slow mode the chat when it's already on slow mode. The problem is we have 54,000 people watching live even on slow mode the chat is going to be insane. Okay apparently I'm fine even though nobody else is confirming that I'm not buffering. One person did so I'm gonna use that person as my source right? Unless I'm talking to myself. Okay good good. Now, let's also talk about what the idiots in Iran are doing.

As you guys know, they decided to start recruiting teenagers and children to join the IRGC military and patrol the streets. Nothing says we are winning more than getting kids to get involved. But now the rest of the civilian IRGC support, IRGC supporting civilians in Iran. This is what's happening right now on the streets of Iran. You got these, these trucks and these vans going around with guns mounted on them.

Look at those two women. They got literally a bunch of amateur idiots, their family members and you know their friends who are basically all fanatics IRGC and in a small group is probably about 20 of them, driving around and patrolling the streets. That's normal behavior. The good thing is that these so-called volunteers they are not professional fighters. They will be wiped out

immediately if there has to be a street level battle. For now they could just enjoy their parade that they are doing. Nobody actually cares. Now I think we do have the latest is this confirmed? Oh yes okay fair enough. The IRGC's Ahmad Qazemi barracks in Isfahan, I think this is in Vala Shah in Isfahan in the has been targeted a couple of hours ago we finally have the video evidence so another one gone as well and now there is one name left, one face, one figure. If you take him out, everything will change. The ugliest man in the history of humanity, Ahmad Wahidi.

He is currently, currently, obviously, because, you know, they've had so many leaders. He is currently the head of the head of the head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. He is in charge. He is the one right now running the country. And there were a lot of rumors overnight that he was killed. It's over.

And I said, calm down. There's absolutely no evidence. So so far, as we speak right now, now live, it's Friday the 27th of March around almost midnight in Iran. I can tell you that there's no confirmation, no reports suggesting that this evil Mr Potato Head is dead. Now you never know in the next couple of hours that might change but as we stream live now he is still technically alive. Why are people saying I'm on mute when I'm not

on mute? I can see yeah the rest of you are saying I'm not on mute I know. Refresh the video refresh the page it's not that difficult. How hard is it? When there's a problem with the feed refresh click refresh. Somebody in the live chat says refresh because apparently they can't hear me. Just tell them to refresh. Oh my god. All right. Oh yeah, we talked about the United Kingdom. We do have some updates from Britain. The Brits are doing something. Do you remember this thing? HMS Dragon? Well, HMS Dragon required, well first the Prime

Minister of the United Kingdom weeks ago announced we're getting involved, we're going to support our bases, we're going to support our allies if there's longer public attacks, we're going to defend. And then SNAMA said actually I've changed my mind, I don't want to get involved. And then it said yeah we're going to send HMS Dragon. Then they said HMS Dragon is broken. Literally, it requires repair. And then they said, well, we are working on it. But unfortunately, because of our trade unions.

Why are still people saying no audio?

Just tell them to refresh the page. And they said they can only work nine to five Monday to Friday to fix this in a middle of war.

We have to work nine to five. The moment five o'clock comes, I'm going to go. I'm going to go home, take a nap. And but now it's fixed finally after weeks of repair it's fixed and it is currently in Cyprus finally it is now there to ready to be ready to defend the RAF base in Akrotiri in Cyprus so about time that the the Royal Navy has

arrived. Okay there is a statement that we have yeah so on the attack that we mentioned earlier on the the nuclear complex the heavy water site as well this is the statement from the IDF. The Israeli Defense Forces have confirmed that the Air Force conducted targeted strikes on the Khonbad heavy water research reactor, IR-40, part of the Arak nuclear complex, a key facility associated with plutonium production supporting the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps nuclear weapons program.

Boom. Another successful operation against the infrastructure of the terrorist regime of the IRGC. Let's quickly go back to Beirut. I think we are expecting some fireworks in this city by the Israeli Defense Forces. I'm just gonna check the sound. Okay no no strikes yet so that's good. Stay here. Double checking. I love how some of you guys are now shouting in the

live chat. Refresh! Refresh the page. Yes good. God bless you. Over the last year I have lost my faith in you. Oh wow what did I do? Wow I feel like I'm being a this is a breakup. I've lost my faith in you. Oh, but you prove me and many others wrong at every turn. You are literally one of the few sources of truth. God bless America and Israel.

I appreciate that, but what did I do to cause that heartbreak? I continue to report the truth. My husband just said, are you listening to your boyfriend again? He's just jealous of your good looks.

Oh God. Do not have marital problems on my behalf. Also, I got Mr. Goat with me. So if your husband gets naughty, I could send the goat to have a diplomatic dialogue. Thank you for that. Same crap different day, same crap different day. You just copy and paste and say rinse and repeat.

Yeah it's called war. It's literally a conflict right now. There's a whole military operation going on in a huge country of Iran it's big size matters don't forget you were going to put the don't take Trump literally taken seriously on t-shirts I know I need to like write this down on list because otherwise I'm gonna forget everything you know me These idiots support and need mental help. Oh, the IRGC, yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, Tizzy, have you heard about the 10 tankers gifted to you?

Yeah, that was yesterday. The oil tankers. And although the IRGC kept coming out saying, we don't know what he's talking about. What tankers? I was like, we know what you're doing They basically allow 10 tankers oil tankers uh

for the sake of the americans

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They got some more reaction here irgc just called they want their goat back no Bad irgc my goat and we need a name for this goat by the way. So he's only going to be joining the live streams when we have an announcement to confirm an elimination of one of the IRGC leaders because obviously he's a representative of the 72 virgin goats. He has to be here to confirm the elimination. Correction, 2CTV cannot confirm nor deny that the full burqa wearing persons in the IRGC

propaganda video were in fact women. Hashtag we are the media. The problem here, fake Ryan Kassling, is that the IRGC women in Iran don't wear a burqa and the reason for that is because they are Shia, not Sunni what they end up doing is just a lazy version it's basically the whole curtain on your body

but you can still see their face yeah, not sure why apparently their men get horny but I have a feeling if those women the the proper Islamic fanatic you know not shaving anything hairy ones I'm pretty sure if they don't cover their hair or body I don't think anybody's gonna look at them but you know I think they think they are very very beautiful so if you say so darling

did you not see the wife of Ali Khamenei she looked like a pea like an actual pea her face. We're gonna need some more air defense guys, I guess. Yeah, but they're all getting killed, like that guy who was literally in charge of it. TC, you're the highlight of every day, thank you.

Aw, thank you so much. Dude, who are these immortal gods you keep talking about? Firstly, it's not gods, they are guards. Secondly, I've already explained, so I'm not gonna do it again. Missile, F that S.

Oh, the one that fell down, I'm gonna put that on again, that was just the best thing. That's the highlight of the day. I love my President Trump.

Good.

Any Iran-Azerbaijan border troop movements that we on Tuzla TV will report. Anything that happens, of course. Whatever happens, we'll report. How ridiculous can they get stealing from our hands across America?

That was in the 1980s, before your time, Maya. I know, but I was there. Yeah, but they weren't doing that for that reason.

They were just, they thought they were being clever. I know but I was there praying. Yeah, but I that they weren't doing that for that reason

They were just that they thought they're being clever I

Obviously threatened al-julani and government of Syria. Are you just repeating what I already reported?

What is going on set up your own channel a new text on shirt ideas

Yeah, having said that things are finally kicking off This is a, having said that, things are finally kicking off. This is Tissue TV.

Wow.

Dr. Zooland. Wow. The missile said, F this, I'm off. The missile committed suicide. I'm not doing this. But the IRGC is drawing straws to pick a leader.

No what they're doing is they're having a meeting, they lock the doors, they're like get him, force him and he's like no. The guy is like wants to jump out the window, they're like drag him, you're the leader. You're it, done. Yeah, it's tough times. Tough times to get a promotion in the IRGC these days. Ivana says, fab information to see.

Has the US and Israel eliminated the IRGC's third in command, the GOAT inspector yet? GOAT inspector yet? The difficulty is you can't really tell who is second in command or third in command or fourth in command because they keep rotating because they keep getting killed. We only know the first in command, the top one, Vahidi, and he's still alive. As far as we know, he's still alive, despite the rumors on social media.

Soon Iran is going to be safer than the UK. Yeah, it's still going to take about a year or so after this chaos. Once the regime falls, it will take some time for safety to return. But yes. Now I'm buffering for myself, which is not good. What's happening? Within the fact that 10 tankers recently transited the Strait of Hormuz indicate there are no mines. Yes, I've already confirmed that there are no mines, not just the 10 tankers. We've had multiple vessels going through the Strait of Hormuz belonging to Russia, China

and Iran. They keep going back and forth. Over the last few days, I kept repeating that, trust me, there are no mines because they're

all all over the

place they're not gonna lay sea mines and then have their own vessels go up in flames so they're not the strike performance is not closed in that sense everybody's just terrified to cross it because from mainland Iran somebody's gonna launch a drone or a missile at you and they're going to hit you. They are basically behaving like pirates, like the Houthis in Yemen. They're not there to patrol the sea.

Like, they're not like literally blocking it. That's not the blockade that's happening. They just basically warning people if you turn turn up we will hit you. Yeah Cindy says you've reported everything but do you know anything regarding the political prisoners? Yeah the last was what we reported probably about a week ago which was they moved a lot of them from Evin prison but the rest of them are there

they're not getting enough food because they are obviously not prioritizing feeding prisoners right now and but they're also not enough prison wardens and security prison guards because they have run away. So we don't exactly know what the situation is inside the prisons in terms of the well-being of the political prisoners, but soon we'll find out when and if the Iranian people decide to rise up at the end of the strikes. They can't do anything yet,

but once the strikes are stopped, obviously it's their job now to then rise up and fight on the streets, so we'll see. But that has to happen when the regime is very, very weak. Is this a false flag attempt at the life of... what's the false flag? the whole livestream or my hair or the goats or we've reported 50 million things over the last half an hour so I'm not really sure if you could clarify that would be

great thank you. Iodice Ambassador refuses to leave Lebanon. Yes, I did. I heard that that was the most stupid thing. The Hezbollah guys are saying we're going to keep him safe. It doesn't matter because he's no longer ambassador. But Lebanon does not recognize him as a but it doesn't matter if he is living in a hole in Beirut or if he's gone back to

Iran, let him do whatever he wants to do I don't care if he's in Lebanon is unsafe because the Israelis are literally doing a ground invasion right now failed missile and made a smoke word sorry sorry did he that did yeah not close no not really It looked like a heart. Come on. Love this channel. No mainstream media, just you. Good. We are the media now. Brokeback Mountain Iran, the gay Ayatollah sequel. Just imagine 10 years from now, 5 years from now, when you start getting

Apple TV and Netflix movies about Mujtaba Khamenei. Oh it's gonna be great. IDF finds Hezbollah weapons under a Khayyam church. There's been a number of locations they found weapons. Yep. Stop the fake news bro it's getting funny says Pakistan lover. Your country is not real it's an acronym. This is what happens when you buy Timu missiles. Actually I think the Islamic Republic should sue China. I'm still in Iraq, says Chris. And it's been like watching a ping pong match, watching rockets go from Israel direction

to Iran and back and forth. I've noticed a lot less coming from Iran the Iran direction. Yeah because we don't know what they're doing right now. Literally a handful every day. They're supposed to be at an all-out war right now but they're just launching about 10 to 20 a day. Pakistani bro loves you too see he just can't get enough. I know he fancies me. It's the hair. Your news comes, Pakistan Lover says your news comes from fake news Twitter handles. Number one,

Twitter doesn't exist anymore. It's X. Secondly, we have our own sources and we got 2C agents across the world. We got a lot of them in the Middle East and also we got literally live feed. So Twitter, you are an idiot. Your country is Southwest India. Why is being such BS? Nancy, it's, I don't know, ask your mother

the last time she was complaining, but I couldn't really do much to satisfy her. What if the tanker is full of oil are booby trapped? Yeah the Americans are not stupid they check before they take things. Also it's their tankers and ROTC only wants to cause environmental disaster. Yeah no that's already done that's that's that's been done already. Sarah trolls 2C and his army are fans are untouchable. I am also uncancellable so you can keep trying. YouTube will not let

me say Persian weapons. You just said Persian weapons. Literally you just typed it. And oh god, the fake Ryan is back. IRGC, plenty of vacancies, pension noted. Also no holiday times or as the Americans would say vacation.

Name the goat Haram as in this is Haram.

Mr. Haram. Oh my God. He's got a proper, proper goat. Look at his beard. Mr. Haram. Greg the goat. Oh no, Greg the goat wins. This is Greg the goat. Sorry no, Greg the goat wins. This is Greg the goat. Sorry, we just renamed him immediately. Name the goat Kier. Nah, nah, it's Greg the goat. Goat name suggestion Virgil. Greg the goat. Let's see if we have any better ones. C2C the missile drawn at Hoth shows that Islam is a religion of peace.

No, it's the religion of pieces. IRGC calls Islamic Republic goat chasers. Should say revolutionary, but yeah. Islamic Revolutionary Goat Chasers. If they put US troops on the islands, there will be nothing but cannon fodders. And thanks for the great news coverage. Greetings from Norway.

I hope for only good things for the Middle East in the future. Well, we can only hope for that. For now, chaos. The goat must have a pure Persian name, no Islamic invader names. Greg the goat and I'm just reporting what you already reported just kidding how dare you stop trolling me I'm the king of trolls. Shahzad the

Khanam the goat. It's a boy it's a a boy, it's Greg the goat, come on. I have never laughed so much in my life watching the news about a war. Maya, his wife, what? had the face of a pea. She did, I'm gonna show you, you don't believe me, you think this is fake news. Ali, Khomeini's wife, she literally looked like a pea. This is not a false flag. It's genuine. Trust me, bro. Okay, so this is the ex-wife, ex-wife? It's not ex-wife. Dead wife. Dead dead wife of Ali Khamenei. Come on P-Lady. There we go. We got it. She also looks like, slightly, ET.

Fern Herm. I'm gonna call her Mrs ET from now on. Yeah, she's now being promoted from P to ET. Carl Harm. Now, do you think how many gave Jeff Dunn a new material? About 20 years ago, I used to watch him do the Ahmed the terrorist. That was good. Let's it's a leg up less him amazing only the facts love it from Iowa USA. Keep it up. Thank you Israel has destroyed our nuclear industry crisis in this regime. What do we do surrender now?

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There's a lot of other reaction in the live chats. I'm trying to see if there's any major question. Elizabeth says, I love it when you say nutter. Thank you for all you do, God bless you and your family. Brilliant. Did somebody say poor woman?

Don't say poor woman about Khamenei's wife. The woman was a terrorist. It's not like she was some sort of oppressed lady. Mrs. E.. ET was a terrorist don't feel sorry for terrorists also someone said what the hell this guy says Iranian women are gorgeous except for the evil ones yeah

you do whereas most of the IRGC are not Iranian. They're either Iraqi or from, they're either from Iraq, from Syria, or from, what's the other one? Afghanistan. So, they don't even have Iranian roots. Big one here from Laura. Oh, it's a super sticker.

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