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Burglin' Gnomes is FINALLY Out

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We gotta go to the kitchen and steal some sh** quick.

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We do, we do, we do, we're running out of time.

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That's where you're gonna see Sobe by the way, it looks hilarious.Does he have a shotgun aiming at you right now?Oh man.Oh man.

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NO!NO!

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PLEASE!I BEG YOU!Orglen?Gnomes has finally released and we were lucky enough to play it early.Thanks to the developer I don't think you guys understand just how different the dev has made this game compared to what the playtest was all those videos You saw of us playing the game before are literally irrelevant now.There is so much more to this game Hey, the boar is angry at something.

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He's angry at the evil gnome.He's angry at the evil gnome.He killed him!Look, all you need to know is that this old guy still hates gnomes, and we are here to cause as much mischief and chaos and ruin his life as much as we can.So if you're looking forward to that in this video, please leave a like if you want to see more burgling gnomes.Subscribe to the channel, and please enjoy the rest of the video.

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I'm so excited to...I'm so excited.I'm so excited to burgle.What?Check the wall.We got a helmet.

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Okay, okay.We got blue gloves.

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I'm gonna need to wear that.Grappling hook?Blowgun?My god, we got it.We got a lock -in gnome cannon Cannon, how do we get get onto Ford?How do we get that?

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We got an upgrade order suburb?

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Dude this is actually crazy.

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You can select dude.Do we actually okay?Let's lock it.I'm hitting the bell.I'm hitting the bell.I'm hitting the bathroom.

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Oh boys It's so good to be back.It's so good to be back.Oh my god.I love this guy and I love his house.Oh, let's go.Let's go mug him.

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Let's mug him.him and kill him with the grenade wait hold on guys wait Let's read our task list before we go in things might have changed get stung by a bee there are bees what?There are bees on them.We should find the beer on my sink.

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Let's find the bees Yeah, that's where I would be if I was a bee.Hey guys, I think we should send Sovian first for the bees.

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No reason.

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Hey, the bees!

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Wait, why is it stinging me again?

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Look at it, it's stuck in you!

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Why chase me?Why chase me?Not me!What the fuck are you doing to me?Okay, let me pull him out.

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Bro, there's like seven of them in here!

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I have bees in my inventory.Sobi, catch.

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Let me get it off you.

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Let me get it off you.It's stuck on your back.Stop moving, bro.I got it.The worst ever he trying to pollinate me bro, he trying to pollinate my butt guys have great news Oh

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We have to rob this guy we're gonna use the bees on the guys Let me get one out of here.

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Thank you.Thank you.Let's go throw it at the guy Okay boys Good news guys Let's use it on the guy I Think we get clonked from this I don't think we get scraggle, but anyway The guy's coming right now He's put him in the fridge get on the fridge get on the fridge he can't reach you We got to get him out of the fridge though don't we yeah, how do we like this?Hey, what's going on?Hey, buddy?Just in here for some orange juice.

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Don't worry about me Hey, could you get ducky?Yeah, give me a sec.The old man's washing his hands.Can he even reach on the top of the fridge though?Hey, what's going on?Hey, who's the gnome in the drawer?

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That's me. I'm gonna snipe him from it.Hold on.

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Snipe him, just get his - Go!

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Genius.Hey boys.I'm opening the door.I'm keeping the door open.I can't.Good man.

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Grab him.Alright, we're good.Yummy.Ready?Anyways.

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I'll catch that orange juice.

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How'd you get up there?How'd you get free?Whoops.

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That was a bad throw.

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Dude!Lazy.

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There's a bee in my arm.

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It just breaks it.

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Make a gnome slip using a bar of soap.We gotta go to the bathroom.Alright.Here, yummy, throw this outside.I wouldn't talk right now if I were you.Alright, he's good.

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That's ass.Oh, he's distracted.Notice how he keeps washing his hands after he's picking up the gnomes.I think he's racist.Oh shit.

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He has a gun.Guys, he has a gun.

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Yeah, bro.Can you go revive me, bro?Did you get shot by the gun?Okay, good.We have a means of attacking him.

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No food here.

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Listen, the taser's not gonna stop a gun.Yeah, but if he gets close, I need to do this.I'm taking a running.

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I'm just running.I'm running with it.We have the weapon.

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That's all that matters Oh, this is my perfect opportunity to practice my aiming.Oh, you got the gun you stole it from Sorry, just trying to shoot you in midair.Yeah, I got the gun Pregnant guy stole it, bro.Why did you what's wrong with you?You lost us our only weapon!You lost our only weapon!

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Oh my god.Hey.I'm trying to get - That's a little mouse.I'm trying to get this out the window.Hold on, I might be able to do it on this one.Ooh, good catch!

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Thank you!This is - What a throw!Oh my god, that was incredible.Sovie?Sovie, where'd he put you?

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It clearly wants me to do it.Alright, this next, this next.

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Yeah yeah, double time, double time.Alright, both at the same time.Yep.One, two...Hold on.One...

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Hold on.Just...One, two...Okay, this is, this is just...Grab the bottom of it.One, two, three...

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Oh no!Oh, run, run!It's time to go!

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That's all you, dog!

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Wait, I just dropped a scrap link.

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Yummy!Give me that back.

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Come on, let's go!

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He's got a he's got a plunger I don't know if it's gonna count it though Mr. Lee well Oh Airbag shots what what okay?We didn't get fraggles, but we did everything else.That's a great first run for gnomes Oh, how much gnomium do we get we should get two or three?I think bought it come on.I couldn't help myself man.What'd you buy?

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Dude, the house wants a lick bro of your Goliath.Stuck his tongue out immediately.

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He bought that shit fast, dude.You immediately bought the Goliath.

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Scumbag.Why would you buy stuff?He bought a slingshot.Why would you do that?Someone's gotta upgrade our house, bro.You dick.

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Bro, we got - It's Batman.Hey, how do I - wait.That's the crap.Dude do it or go around him again and watch his eyes watch the trees the tree gnomes eyes he follows themgoing around crazy style He did last time I don't know he's not anymore.Maybe you gotta be eyesight level right do I sight level?

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Came out the mouth burnt Why are you doing it again, dumbass?Look, it's following him.It's following us!Good update, Dev.Good job.Damn!

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Look what I bought.I bought boxing gloves.Yeah?Is that what you do?Yummy?Okay, so you just have to you have to do it like Do it off like the ledge of a balcony or something We need to go we need to go right now Don't worry

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Whoa, wait, wait, is this a billionaire's house to be of the helicopter pad?Oh my He's already running to us.Who is that our friend?Okay.What up twin?All right.

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Our house is on the helipad Hold on.

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Oh Wait a minute.

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This is crazy.Yeah, he's a billionaire, bro.He's super what I'm gonna try and slingshot off you Is that a good idea?Yeah, what is that little gnome house?

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Wow Okay, he's chill he's chill.

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Thanks, man.

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I'll see you there, bro Okay, I like how you didn't coordinate with us.I'm buying that it's cool.So you just have this advantage over everyone That's really awesome.Fuck you.We should explore this house.Can we go underneath it?

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That's a great question Smitty.All right, fantastic.I'm underneath it.I'm underneath the board the floorboards I'm trying to find a way in can we climb up to the floor?I hope so wait treehouse spotted treehouse spotted.This is huge Oh my god.

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Did so we die?Yeah, bro.They got me good.Oh Hey, who's got the glider go get Sovie?

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Oh, he's back.Oh my god.That was incredible.Oh I see our way in I see our way in once we revival pipe.

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Yep.All right boys.This is pure lock -in time from where's ducky?Yeah guys.I got you Why is he looking should we go around this way to go to the pipe or should we try a different way?Let's try a different way.

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Let's try a different way.That shit ends.Jesus.Oh my god.Oh my god.Jumpscare, bro.

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What the fuck?I like that guy.

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Does he still like me?Hey.He was just naked sitting on the couch.I saw him through the window.Cool.

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I love that.I'm gonna pick up the - we might need this.Don't ask.Oh, I didn't even see this.Alright, boys.Let's go.

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Hurry up.We're gonna run out of time.

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We have ten minutes.Is there a gun?

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What is this, bro?

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It's a hair dryer.Don't make noise.Dude, toss it up here.Toss it up here.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Nice.Okay.That should be good for that.Let's go save Yummy.Check his drawers.Sophie, Sophie!

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Make little floppers in front of me, bro.What is this?Oh, oh, hey, this is huge.

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Look, look, look.

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That's new.

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Let's, let's, let's, uh, let's find a way out, quick.I just dropped that in there, bro.I traded that for the key.You just picked up the poop that I discarded.That's crazy.Why don't you keep it's crazy that you decided to pick up the poop after I picked it up because that means you're just as crazy as me The rats coming the rats coming to kill my ass bro jump on the banister Where'd the key go?

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Did you see it?I got it.Open the door.Yes.Okay.

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Yeah, we found the shed.

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Thanks for saying something, bro.I appreciate that.That was cool.That was nice of you.That was nice of you.Asshole.

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Fuck you, donkey.

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I'm gonna punch him in the legs.I'm punching him.I'm punching him.I'm punching him.

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I can't help you.Can you help me open the door?Stack, stack.Distract him.It's open.I'm running out!

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I'm under the house is so be dead Oh, so he's here But I have the key for the shed we should see what the shed is no yummy, I don't want you up the stairs Hold on.Let me punch this roach in the head operation save yummy roaches dead So, where's yum what?I'm so excited to see what's in this shed.Hopefully it's like a chainsaw or an axe or something we could dismember this old guy with.That'd be so awesome.That'd be so cool, right?

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If we could dismember this old guy, do you agree with me?Why do you agree with me on that?It's unlocked.Oh my god, it's a fishing rod.Hold on.And a boot?

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This is so cool.Wait, this is worth every second of my day.I think we just gotta bring it closer to our guy because he's running a bunch of stuff.You hear something?No, I don't hear anything.Hey, there he is.

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Here, man.Take the loot.No big deal.Don't worry about any screaming.Yeah.So where do you think our fellas are?

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Do you think they're in the fridge?I bet fridge.20 bucks on fridge.Ooh, is that a knife?You can find a knife in here.

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There's a chance they're in the microwave too.

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Hey guys!They're not in here.Pepper spray, buddy!Don't worry!Pepper spray!Pepper spray!

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I got him!Alright, well, he's dead.Boy that was tragic.I don't think I'm gonna be able to recover from that.Where are your boxing gloves?Am loving the variety right now Tusk from boar careful careful Let's go in the sewer I have a thing for sewers Let's go in the sewer Be careful if you slip you'll die.

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I don't think you can go in there, but I don't know how definitely go in there, bro You could absolutely go in there.

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Is there anything in there?

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What the fuck is happening?Hey, he's punching me!He's punching me!Help!Hey, I got you.Come on, come on.

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Yeah, I was doing the same thing.

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You just gotta drop, bro.Trust us.We'll bring you in.

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Alright, alright.I'm not trying to grab.There we go.Thank you.Alright, we made it to the sewer.Wait.

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Oh.Hmm.Toby, use your little gloves to climb that shit.Oh!He's Spider -Man!Oh, it's Black Spider -Man!

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Okay, boys, there is a shed.There's also a green room.Or, uh, like a garden.What is that called?Greenhouse.Did you do what I think you did?

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He's gonna drown himself.Guys, he's gonna drown himself in that tub.You might have to stack up and get up there.We have to find the shed key.I would give so much for this old guy to open the door on your ass I feel like that's what he's doing right now, and I just don't know it Take your hips for him look sexy.Yeah, poke it out.

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Yeah, let me put that thing out grab the door and Why is it not grabbing the door?Yeah, just drop down and grab it at the same time He's coming right over here, bro, he closes the door

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hang in the doorway and see what he does.Oh Just got thrown down Hey, he came around outside.Does he have a what's his plan?

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You can't reach up here.He could definitely reach.I'm not taking the risk, bro Okay, he's out.We know he's out find his gun quick Look for the gun, look for the key, look for the gun, look for the key.Oh my god, there's so many keys in here.Which one's the right way?

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Gun safe key, shed key.What do we want?Shed key, let's take the shed, shed key.I don't know, but the other stuff sounds so tempting.Gun safe key, it sounds crazy.Yeah, let's do shed first though, we only got 10 minutes.

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Oh shit.He's coming, he's coming.Get behind the bathtub, get behind the bathtub, get behind the bathtub, it's safe.

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Yeah, that's not gonna work, that's not gonna work.

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Bathtub, safe.

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No, behind the bathtub's good.

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Already bored.He left.What an idiot.Alright, shut that door.Okay, bye, yummy.All right, we should probably get him though.

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Let's unlock the shed then come back and get him and not mess with You lost the key We're so fucked.

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Oh my god Give me a boost up and I'll look from the from the top.

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Are you sure that's a good idea?Yeah It's just the grill.Uh, I see the boar.I can't climb on top.I can't climb on high things.What do you mean you see the - oh.

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I see the boar.I didn't think it was gonna be a real boar.Wait a minute.Is that?Landmine?Nah, no way, right?

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Oh, okay.Yeah, yeah, let's bring the boar over here.I'm just gonna poke it.

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Oh, that was good.

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It's a dud.Risky business, bro.

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Oh, I'm so scared.It's probably just a pot, bro.It's probably just a pot.

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Now you gotta stand on it to make sure.

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Really?

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I mean, you don't have to, but that's what I would do.What just happened?Ducky I thought you've disintegrated Dude that fucking key is a bummer bro.God.Hey the boars angry at something.He's angry at the evil He's angry at the evil.

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No Stop grabbing it bro.

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You just gotta hit E on it.You freaking it out.Hold on.My inventory is full.I got it.

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I got this blowgun.

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Alright.Okay.I stole all of them.All right, let's go get Sobey back Oh, you're so he's alive.Fuck.Hey twin Sobey's alive.

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He's got a shotgun.He has a shotgun.What's he doing that for?You bitch I'll fight your ass I'll kill you Get off my boy get off my boy Yeah, dude Sobey is a sight to see bro Face down in a cat bowl, and there's a metal pan next to him, and he's just tied up I Got him I got him get up get yummy get yummy.I think I just died bro like as soon as you pulled up We got to go to the kitchen and steal some shit quick That's where you're gonna see so be by the way it looks hilarious Does he have a shotgun aiming at you right now man?Oh, man?

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The entire round somebody closed the door on me and then he captured me put me in the microwave And then I became cat food and could not move for the entire I went to go rescueand everything and then I'm like he's still alive and then I died I saw your ass laying in a cat bowl

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