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Today's video is a little bit different. As you can see, we are not live right now. I am doing a recording. The reason being is because this is something that cannot be done on stream. I am going to be taking part in a 3v100 on Minecraft UHC with Greninja and JudeLow, two great Minecraft players alongside myself, obviously bringing the vibes to the game. We are going to be seeing if three or, you know, two Minecraft pro players basically, and one content creator are able to beat 100 average players on Hoplite. I'm a little nervous. They're pretty confident that they could train me and, you know, show me the ropes to give me
enough knowledge where I'm able to, going to be able to hold my own. Uh, I think they're probably going to bait me a lot to be able to get kills, but hopefully I'm able to survive and I hope that you enjoy the video. Let's get into it.
And once I finished setting or once I'm like in the process of setting it up, I'm going to give the center waypoint of the trap and I'm also going to give you the waypoint of both of the kill corners Because the idea is that I'm gonna drop everybody down into it And now we're in this area and you're just gonna start spamming your sword and trying to hit people into these corners Yeah, what if I fall into a kill corner? You're gonna have one you're gonna have a totem So if you fall in you will corner. You're gonna have a one, you're gonna have a totem. So if you fall in, you will survive.
Yeah. Okay.
You're gonna have a totem, but anyone else should die.
So the whole like hedge of this plan of us winning is off of how many people fall into this trap.
Not necessarily. We should be able to win regardless, but this will help.
But this is a way that 20 people
would just get auto-elected. Yeah, yeah. Yes. And then after after like we pull off the trap, I'm going to like kind of lay back and like help you guys fight. And like we should we should win. We should win regardless.
My my worry is like I drop down here. 20 people fall with me. They're still just jumping on me.
No, I know.
But it doesn't matter. You have a KB6 sword as well so you can just you
literally just spam hit you hit them once so I literally my plan is to just keep people away from me well I want you to come towards me until we're in here
yeah I just start hitting them yeah and then like so the thing the the way I was thinking about doing this is You and Greninja are like fighting nearby Okay, and then Greninja leaves and they start jumping you and you're like you're coming in voice chat like help me help me help me Greninja help me. I'm low. I'm low. I need I need G. Head. Why would they you think they'll fall for that? Yes. Yes Yeah, no, no, no. I was also going to say,
like, just leave the voice chat on voice activation. What's up, Vege?
Hey, what's going on?
Oh, yeah. OK.
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Get started freeOh, so you're saying we are going and then just calm
like, like just like throughout the event like we're gonna we're gonna be talking in discord obviously, but throughout the event just use the push to talk to say some **** to like plan. Yeah. I'll
just go. I'll just go like oh yeah. I'm trying to make this guy. I want to make them assume that I'm just using it. Yes.
Yes. Like you have it on and then you're like, oh help help help help help. I'm low. I'm low I'm low and it'll also help that you have like a bounty. I'm gonna like bounty you for a hundred bucks So like they will once they hear you $100 they kill me. Yes, they're gonna fucking converge on you bro, and we're gonna get the greatest clip of all time and Yeah, if that I imagine the clip you're gonna get from it joe if that happens
i think you're imagining a clip and then there's an alternative clip where i'm like help me help me
and then i just die no no no you're gonna be healing we're gonna be teaching you how to heal you're gonna be spamming during this part because they're gonna see you chugging healing and they're like oh he's about to die right when you already have like a lot so um this has the this could be so fucking peak and I think I think it should work now I do want to let me show you how to like add the waypoints and shit so let's say you're like over here right running around during the preparation phase yeah I'm going to be like, all right, waypoint one. Now I want you to open that menu. I'm
going to be like, all right, waypoint one. Oh, shit. These waypoints are... All right. Because we're so far out right now, this is like, you're going to have to type in a bunch of numbers. But in the event, it's going to be like 160 100. All right first number 96959. Yeah. 68. 400 or sorry uh sorry 61 not 68. 400903. And you're gonna make this waypoint red you're gonna press on green make it
red and title it like K or whatever what is K and that's the one of the kill holes and then just the center point of it yes exactly exactly so you're ready to type in the next one like nine six nine six five.
This will not be as complicated in the real thing by the way. Yeah it'll be like actually. So those are so I just know not to fall in those holes. Yeah you know. Trigger the trap though. I'll show
you. I'm gonna I'm gonna demonstrate that. Um and then uh you'd get one more right on the middle. Um 9696268400906. Greninja. What? 400906. And then I would type that like center. Yeah, or like just green. Make it green. So, you've got the green for the center in the red for the kill holes. Pretty pretty easy to keep track of. Let me quickly set this up.
What do you want me to do, dude?
I was gonna say, you wanna like, like jump Joe Barton, like practice. I mean, obviously this is just one person, but you'll get the general concept.
But like what gear are we we have and what gear they gonna
We're gonna have like full diamonds with protection armor, and they're gonna have like like we will if you're getting quick-dropped You will be able to heal if you just like I'll be trying to kill them or literally just running around until they're You're gonna be trying to kill them for like a good bot because it's gonna take me about like yeah 20 minutes To fully set this up so you guys are gonna be fighting together for a while And then yeah, I'll tell you guys once it's like like I'll give you the waypoints before PvP even turns on It's not like you have to type this shit in the middle of the fight, but that crowd of people. Joe gets singled out, starts screaming for help,
runs towards the trap, GG. Do you see the waypoints? Does it kind of look good?
Yeah, no, I can see where I'm running. And then I would fall. I would not run at it this, like I would probably wrap around. Because if you triggered it, and then I'd fall in.
You can start g apples in the middle. You want to fall in though.
You realize that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. But I'm saying I don't want to like approach it on the, over the kill hole and then you somehow trigger it and then I fucking fall in there.
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Get started freeYou want to also like make it not look like extremely sus. Like, like you want to like just.
Oh yeah, I don't think and then just be like
Yo, yeah, you're gonna just just like start gapping over it There'll be like a couple of people on you at least hitting you if you're and just like help me or some shit. Yeah No, I think there will be they'll be sticking on you Yeah, is it my goal is like eight. I think that's a pretty good goal.
I think we can get eight in there. I think we could get eight.
Joe, take this. This is like-
How far do you want me to be when this happens, by the way? Do you want me to be like relatively in the area?
Relatively in the area, Okay. Well, that's no, this is just like a mock gear. You can have way better gear, but this is a knockback sword and depth strutter boots. So you're going to see how you move so fast, like while you're down there, Joe, put on like full diamond and just start creating them out here. Joe take this.
We don't have G heads, but just like, you'll be spamming these for example Like do I have to like I'm gonna have to craft like God has and other stuff too. No, no, no, you'll be given Where are we are we just spawning in with all of our gear and there and they have like a 15 minute like farm Yes, where they're yes They're playing regular UHC. We're just starting off basically being like, okay, we're all EOP. We have 10 minutes to get ready before they come kill us.
Yep.
Yes, exactly.
Makes sense?
Yes. All right, Joe, I guess Greninja, jump him. Joe, do your little bait jump. Are you ready?
So you're saying run to the center right now?
Act like Greninja's approaching. So you're saying run to the center right now, like act like we're ninjas. Yeah, like just fight each other, fight each other.
Okay.
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
Knocked out.
Wait, I should fight you or I should run to the hole?
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Get started freeEat the nacho, eat the nacho.
Oh, fuck!
Something like that. But you're gonna be fighting over it.
And then you're jumping on me and me in with the KB sword. There you go, yep. And I'm stuck in the trap now. But imagine that. What's in the trap? Are you just stuck here and then like your legs are exposed?
No, exactly.
There would be a... What's it called?
He's dead.
Once you hit them into that hole, they are dead. If you fall in, you will get saved because of the totem.
Yeah.
Yeah. Obviously, it's going to be a lot more chaotic in the event. I know that someone will stick you no matter what, especially if we pull this early, which is what I want when there's like everyone left.
Yeah.
Thin out the players.
Yes. Yes, but are they all they're not all gonna be like in a call together like no Okay, so we're not just gonna have a wave of a hundred people at once running at us
Green and John honestly like should we just just we just go OD with the G heads and give him like 30. Yeah Yeah, honestly, like, should we just... Should we just go OD with the G-heads and give him, like, 30? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Like, honestly, yeah. Good armor, OD with the G-heads, maybe, um... Not too powerful with the weapons, just so they do have a chance. Like, Joe, we could theoretically rig this so there's, like, a 0% chance that we lose. But that's kind of...
Yeah, but you want some sort of suspect. We want an intense exactly
And that's why like I'm after the trap clip because that's my video I'm gonna just hover around and see how much I should help out if that makes sense Yeah, like if you guys need the help all swing because I want Greninja to get his PVP video too. You guys are like working together to whittle these guys down. But yeah, should we go to hoplite and build the kit?
Okay, you know, I don't want to have the pessimistic view here. What if the trap fails? If it fails, then we're just behind you.
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Get started freeWe try and win anyways, yeah. I know that, I honestly, it's more likely to succeed than fail.
Yeah.
Um, and we'll at least get a couple of people. The, the, the one thing I could see happening that makes it, which griefs it is someone is cheating and they x-ray and they see that I'm building a trap and then they grief the trap beforehand. Like if I get the trap built, it will work.
Yeah.
Okay. So let's
Leave and join Hoplite.
Yeah. And then, yeah. Cause I want to make the kit and I want Joe to run with the kit and like see how the items work.
So the main thing as well is making sure you play high health. So you want to just eat a lot of healing cause we're going to have a lot of healing. Yeah. And you don't take armor damage. They can't break your armor.
It's just making sure that you heal all the time.
Oh, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they can't break. I don't have to like worry about like changing my helmet? Nope, nope, nope. Because I was like, if they armor tick me down, I'm just dying. It's unbreakable. Yeah, it's unbreakable armor.
Okay, I'm gonna...
Wait, so I'm in like, God gear.
Yeah.
Yeah, well we can get...
Are you guys also in God gear, or am I just getting...
We both are.
We're gonna all have the exact same kit, but I think at the start, we're gonna throw you a lot of our healing. A lot of the super, there's this super powerful healing item called a G-Head. If you right-click it, it instantly gives you health. Like it instantly heals you. And that's just from UHC when you kill a player and you put gold around their head? Yes. Yes. Yes. So we could craft more of those two. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, we can craft more, yeah. You can craft, I think we can each craft two more as it goes, but I'm low-key thinking about
just starting us with like 30. Or like, not 30, but.
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Get started freeOh, well, we might end up getting done.
When is there gonna be a world where you're able to just like stop and craft that
when you have 40 people running at you? You'd be surprised. I mean Greninja can do it. You probably won't be able to do that.
Yeah, you're probably pulling some crazy ass opening like Tori slammed down crafting table in .2 seconds and then just throwing everything in there. I'd be like sorting through all the stuff in my inventory.
Yeah.
So you don't have to worry about that.
But they can't kill each other
They can't but they can pick each other the reason these are hard is because as we're like killing they're gonna take each other's loot
Yes, so like someone if one, you know, 25% of them craft boots and 25% of them craft chest plates at the end It's gonna be like us three versus 15 people who are full diamond But yeah like us three versus 15 people who are full diamond, but they've been picking up whatever people have been crafting. And we don't have time to pick it up cause we're going to get jumped and we don't have inventory space to store all the items. Yada, yada, yada.
How many people do you want to do by the way, Jude?
A hundred, right?
I mean, we could do more realistically if we're giving really good stuff.
Yeah. More than a hundred? The thing I'm really worried about is some one guy x-raying and finding the trap. That's the, that's, cause that does happen. Oh my god, wait a second.
What, like guys hacking? Oh, Dayshift said what the fuck is Joe Bart doing?
Yeah, you got hella lucky with that one.
Oh.
Okay, that's actually good.
Oh my god, I have the YouTube rank. Wait, what? Oh my god, I have the YouTube rank wait Now yet it you had it last time on me run. Yeah, I feel like I got why played with you That was like a year ago. Oh, yeah I remember you threw me into that you were like, all right, we gotta go to the nether now No, I'm gonna craft this one item and it was like some hammer
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Get started freeYou had the best legendary weapon in the game though. Like you killed a guy with it. Like it was the katana. You remember that weapon?
Did we win an actual hoplite game?
Yeah, yeah. We won an actual hoplite game, yeah.
That's fucking crazy.
Wait, there's people that found me.
Yeah, this is.
Big Joe.
Hey bro. Well, that's actually you.
I am. Quebel Cop. This is not your bar.
Sorry.
All right, bro, that's you.
That's I just.
What should I make my nickname, Joe? Who's like some streamer that you're like boys with that would be playing with you right now? Because obviously we don't want people to know I'm here. Oh, you want them to think that they're like not. They don't know that I'm in the lobby.
Yeah, yeah.
They have no idea.
Who would I be playing with? Like another Minecraft or just another streamer?
Another streamer, Minecraft. Like that wouldn't be that good at the game. And like, wouldn't have YouTube rank on.
Like I was thinking fucking Keso, but that's like a little unrealistic. Yeah. Um, I don't know, maybe like, uh, you could do like Jinx. See, but like Jinx he's live right now. Uh, you could be like, I mean, they're a Minecraft or you could say you were like sneak snag or something. That'd be like, we're very believable from like,
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Get started freelogged on here. You can't do that one. That's because someone hasn't logged on.
Um, what about this here?
That's that was me do stable Ronaldo do stable Ronaldo, okay, okay, okay? because people would believe that that like I saw him in a Minecraft event, okay, and they also know who that is And I feel like if they're in game, they're not gonna check if Ron's actually live.
Yeah. Okay, I need to get the fucking, I need to get the gray name tag. There's no way Stable Grenade Lauder's gonna have VIP on the server. Like I'm disguising my name and sometimes,
I'm not gonna say anything in chat.
Is Greninja gonna be named Greninja. Yeah Because they know your PvP Yeah, like if they saw Jude low they would be like
This is this plot has been thought out like I think that it's gonna work right if it does it's gonna be so fucking legendary like I I have so much faith. We're gonna get the the clip and we're gonna get the The god pov. All right. Anyways, uh, check my screen share Both of you I guess Uh, i'm gonna create a new kit for us and
Oh my god, uh, let's do Look, you're gonna get rid of this. We're gonna do Jim. I'm gonna get a knockback sword. What is Jim? Okay, so this Jim is a villager that you're gonna have to place when no one else is around. You're gonna place him, and then you're gonna put the knockback... you're gonna right-click the knockback sword, and it's gonna level up your knockback sword so you can get knocked back five knockback six this will also be super useful in I could just do this
at the start yeah but people might be like swarming or they'll try to kill it yeah or they'll kill it so you got to try and escape ender bow shoots an ender pearl like you can switch between arrow or ender pearl mode and you you just fucking launch an ender pearl so So you can do that, get away and then do this knock back six shit. Dragon Katana you've used, you right click it,
it TPs you super easy.
That's the one that you had, the one game we played. It's like, you can TP with it, it's really good.
All right, Greninja, I'm just gonna do this and we're gonna drop it that's the armor we're gonna have I'm gonna make it better I'm gonna make it better yeah maybe like 10 or so you know something like 10 and you're not dying like in a one view prot 10 and you're winning alone I think I think Joe would like villager one yeah the right click makes them explode. Let's do this!
Let's do...
Is this OD, Greninja?
If we keep the helmet unenchanted, then it's fine.
It's not even...
Prop 4 is crazy good, to be honest.
Yeah, we'll just do that. This is, do part with it, that's fun. This is unbreakable. Yeah, this is all unbreakable, great. Don't need all this. This is just so I can obby trap people if they're like stalking me.
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Get started freeBro, if they're like chuds in iron and I have this gear, I feel like I'm going to farm them. Like who would be surprised? Because they're going to be sweaty.
They're going to be sweaty and they're going to be very tactical with how they play. Yeah, we'll give you two notches. Actually, we'll just do one notch apple.
What's notch apple? Like I'm actually about to die.
Or before a really big fight because notch Apple gives you eight minutes of resistance, which is super good. So like, that is, yeah. This is the item you're going to use whenever you're getting too low. Cause you click it and you heal.
You click it and you heal. No eating, you just click it. Like, don't worry, we're going to practice all of this in a second. Um, give you pearls, just a stack, some wind charges. What else, what else do you think would be good here, Greninja?
When am I using wind charges?
Uh, should we throw in a mace?
Nah.
Yeah.
Oh, to like charge myself up and then hit the enemy. Yeah, to heal.
To heal. Yeah.
It's also like, it's that, but also like, if you win charge up, it gives you time to heal.
Ooh, you know what I need? I need god tools to make the trap faster.
Oh yeah, give me that.
How long is it gonna take you to make this trap?
That's a good question. It depends on a lot of things.
Me and Greninja are stalling until that point. Well, you can fight. You can fight a bit. We're going to kill people too. Yeah, we're going to kill people too.
Probably another water bucket would be good.
We want to make it seem as like real as possible that like no one's trapping and we're just trying to take them out.
But aren't they going to be looking for Jude Law?
No.
They don't know Jude's there. They just think it's only me and you? I mean, there'll be a third person, but they're gonna see the name Stable Renaldo. They're not gonna see Jude Law.
Well, that's the other thing, Greninja. What if, like, those geeky people in the Discord see that, like, a creator game was hosted or some shit? That's the one thing I'm worried about. What do you keep people? Do people do that? Yeah.
But you can kick them out, can't you?
Yeah. OK, one more weapon. Yeah, let's let's do some.
Sharp five is crazy, by the way. You should lower the sharp.
No, it's not. It's crazy for you.
But if Joe wants to get killed. OK, OK, OK, OK, okay, okay. Yeah, you gotta keep in mind, I mean, the skill difference between me and you. I'm playing, you know, JV in high school, you're D1 in college, like.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I wouldn't say you're JV in high, you're playing, all the people we're playing against are JV in high school. You're probably like middle school ball. I'm sorry to say. That's even worse. This server is pretty sweaty.
Yeah, but my gear is gonna be crazy.
All right. I think he'd like villager bond.
Joe, you look and you click and whatever is in front of you blows up.
And oh, but it has a minute cool down. I was gonna say, can I just spam it?
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Get started freeYeah, you cannot.
It's a really nice one.
Anything else, Greninj?
Mm-mm.
I think that's it. I can't think of anything else. Oh, yeah.
So I shouldn't use that wand when we're at your trap?
No.
No!
No! That is...
That would not be a good idea.
You almost just said yeah by the way, dude, I heard that.
That's what I have to deal with when I play this game. Motherfuckers nuke my shit every time and it makes me so sad.
Dude, the wand, it's really fun. When you have all of them grouped up, Joe, you just turn around, right click with the wand, it'll do so much damage.
It's so fun well maybe you shouldn't even reveal the wand until after the trap because if you start using it they'll know not to like fully
and they'll yeah they'll kind of follow me from afar fair enough save or i mean if you're saying they're that smart i if i do reveal it i use it. Like 30 seconds before. And then they go, oh, it's on cool down. And then they run at me.
Oh yeah, no you're right.
This is actually a good idea.
I'm so happy. That's like a pretty good baiting strategy we use. Is we use a legendary and then run to the trap because they go for you when they know it's on cool down. So I'm glad you're thinking about that. party FFA. How do I?
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Get started freeHow do I do this?
Like a ninja?
I've never done this.
I don't do it on here.
Oh, wow. I just tabbed back in and somebody said Joe Barlow's you can't escape me. And they're chasing.
Oh, he's gonna die bro.
Starzy hearts. This character looks so wholesome. They sent me a party invite Do you think they're gonna like game like how it joins the game you just host it and then people join?
Yeah, yeah, wait I gotta add
I think I have to do this and then I can do slash P duel I know that there's I've done this before where I make a custom kit and I play it with With friends, and I'm I've never done it where I make a custom kit and I play it with friends. And I'm drinking.
I've never done it so I have no idea.
Bro, I have like a whole squad surrounding me right now. I actually have Aura in this server.
Bro, you got Aura everywhere. I'm not gonna lie. You're mainstream. No Glaze. No Glaze.
It already intercepted me.
Oh, here we go. Alright, alright.
I didn't get Orbs. Oh, it already, it just left me in the... Oh, and then I'm back in. Oh, here we go. Alright, alright, alright.
Who are we, who are we dueling now?
Am I fighting this person? Is this you? Yeah, this is me, but it's bugging because Hoplite sucks. Hold up, sorry.
It's just to get used to your survivability before we go into this.
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Get started freeYeah. into this yeah like it's we're showing you how to use it. I'm in are you in? I spawn with this many hearts yes uh yeah all right so yeah that's that's the ender bell it shoots a pearl and it yeah fireball why does it not work? Right click, right click, right click, right click.
I'm right clicking. Oh, there you go. You have to right click the villager run.
So like once you get really low, you're going to start spamming the G-Heads. Like that's what you need to watch out for. But how low? Like honestly, if you ever get below like... You might want to just eat some heads. Like try and eat real fire. You want to eat gaps a lot.
Even if you're a few hearts down, it's just good to do.
Yep.
Because you have a lot of gaps. You just want to make sure that you eat all of them.
See, this is like, I'm understanding how to fight, but this is also one person with my gear versus like 10 people with like Chubb's gear.
Yeah, two of you on him. Two of you on him.
Go ninja. Okay.
And like, fireball!
Fireball!
Yeah.
Did that cool down?
Did that cool down?
It should be.
Wait, why isn't that working?
Oh, it wasn't. Oh, it's working. cool down. Maybe I cool down. It should be.
Wait, why isn't it working for me? Oh, it wasn't.
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Get started freeOh! Oh!
Bro, just MLG waterbombing it. How much damage would that have done if you fell?
Uh, enough
to kill me, actually. I forgot how much damage the villager one does. It's true damage, so to kill me actually. I forgot how much damage the villager one does.
It's true damage, so armor doesn't matter. So yeah, you're getting cooked right now and you're in a bad spot. Yes! Good!
Nice, yes, yes.
No, that's what you should do. Like...
Oh, do these endermites attack you?
Yeah, yeah. So you can switch between teleport and arrow yes I think he did already. I'll play this early. Parker's addicted to Greninja. Should I like casually eat regular golden apples though? Yes all the time all the time all the time. You're at 16 right now okay eat G heads now-heads. Yep. See, you're good. You survived.
You only eat a G-head if you're like, uh, like relatively low.
I can spectate. I disabled that.
Oh! I died.
Yep.
If you're ever, if you're ever low, you just gotta chug those G-heads. Don't worry, people won't be able to kill you this fast, though.
Yeah, we're using really good stuff. So, worst possible thing is one of us dies, they take, probably me, they take my gear.
And then it's, yeah. And then it's hard. Then it's hard. It's not cooked, it's not cooked because me and Grininch are both good. What the hell is this guy doing? How is this guy flying around?
like right now when your fjord's down it's just worth to eat a gap there instead of wasting your geodes because like you want to save them
then you're just gonna be smacking me while i'm eating it
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Get started freeyep yep that's i mean i i think it's fine but it's like if you use geodes so much then you won't have them later you know
yeah that's true um also i I'm gonna, Grin and Joe, I'm gonna severely limit the legendaries that they're allowed to craft. Okay. Like I'm gonna give them the opportunity to get a dragon katana and like. Oh no! Also Joe has to worry about not getting trapped that too. Oh yeah. I'll be with him. I do have two tp items. I'll pay more attention Oh, yeah
Do you see how much health I have
Yeah, so if you hold tab you can see the person you're fighting's health. That's good
So they're gonna know that they're gonna know your health, but if you're saying you're out of heads, they're gonna gank you regardless
Help I'm low on G heads Greninja help me, you know, you're out of heads, they're gonna gank you regardless. Like I'm low. I'm low. Help. I'm low on G heads.
Greninja, help me. You know, you could go mad, really sell that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Greninja, where are you?
Greninja, what the fuck?
Unleash your Valorant. That shit looked cancerous.
That was a good TP out. They ever web you, that's what you do. Yeah, how long is the cooldown on the sword? It's like five or six seconds. So when you're aggroing someone, you can just TP behind them. It's ten seconds, so you can do this all the time. You can just TP towards people. That's you. Nice, good job.
Ooh, hit me back. I feel like I'm going to be running for my life a lot.
Yes.
Yeah.
If we if we fuck it up, we can always try another time. I wouldn't try it.
I think we got it.
I am too.
I have eaten all almost all of my heads.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, do you see why it's worth to eat the gaps consistently, even if you're getting hit?
Oh, time to eat G-Head!
Yep, G-Head, G-Head, G-Head, G-Head!
Never be that low with G-Heads.
G-Heads.
Good. Like, that was dangerously low, you know? You could have... Let's see if one of them had the villager wand, they could just, boom, GG. But yeah, again, in the event they're not gonna be doing as much damage. They're not even close. You'll be good to eat a gap when you're at like 10 hearts.
Yeah.
Dude, I'm getting like pee stuff though.
Pee stuff. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Veggie plays all day, bro, don't worry.
Hey, Veggie. That he plays all day bro, don't worry He's making the beautiful shorts recording
My god
All right, I think you know how to use the items. I think I Remember the waypoint shit Gonna do that like halfway through. I'll definitely send that before the PPP starts
I can't eat gapples while you're hitting. I feel like you can't kill him. Yeah, you can... No, you can chug through it, bro.
You can maybe not with this, but they will never have a weapon that does more than...
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Get started freeYeah, no, you can do it in the real thing.
Yeah, but they will be hitting me at the same time.
Yeah, but you'll heal through it.
Maybe start chugging right above the trap, so then they all converge around you. Yeah, yeah. all right Joe this child wants you to turn the mic off you should you should
entertain I love you Ninja oh my god
$100 if you kill Joe Bart, you start spamming that gotcha
Yes, I have faith in you bro, you got this you're better than
I think some of them will be on you want me to tell Ron why
That my friend doesn't know him, but he knows everyone else
He knows all the other phase
Joe bottle owes you playing Minecraft
Actually so confused by I never announced it
Okay, well half of the people fully believe that you're Ron because they're asking me to certain things I'm running away from them rapidly They're chasing me. I Prudential eyes going to get so swarmed. I'm kind of hoping that one of them like fate is like, oh dude I'll help you. I'll help you and then I just murder him Okay, his trust right in front of his eyes. He'll be like, oh, thank you.
It's kind of a good thing if you get swarmed though, right? Cause then you can bring him to the trap.
Oh, for sure.
Oh, all right. Please, please hop light. Yes, right now. Okay. Type in chat. Us three, we have to run this way. We have to run away.
What's this way? Away? Oh, sorry, north. Run north. We don't get our kit for two minutes, they can kill us right now. They can kill us within the first two minutes, and then it goes into the mining phase when we're protected.
I forgot to tell you that.
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Get started freeSo for two minutes, we'll just run.
Why is there a guy, there's a guy inside where Joe Bartson is. run north run north run north he's going but anyways all right go go go run i'm running i'm dipping i'm dipping oh it's the old no look i was talking trash he was talking trash he's gotta get out of here did you say in chat oh my god greninja you are not i'm good i'm good i'm good you want to show Barbara following us this is the squad me you Joe but and Keep running, keep running, Joe. Get him, get him! Are we just gonna beat him?
People are gonna pull up with axes and...
Oh my god!
He was gonna kick me into the cave.
I'm gonna get this tree and maybe get an axe.
Nah, get this guy, bro.
We're making this KD below 1 now.
Oh, yeah, I'm others people. That's not the right there.
That's multiple people there.
We ain't doing that.
Oh, they have an axio. We even next. He up this way.
Just run.
I got your back. I'll get a mop. I gotta I Need I need to be a little land or dip it under the water 30 seconds. Yes. Yes, but then it's just grace period. It's not like you can kill them. Yeah. Oh
But then they can't hurt us
Yeah, so you can start situating ourselves
I need to I need to get away because I'm going to get a bunch of trapping shit and I got to go run back to the trap. Like I got to keep saying Joe Barts.
You're like he's going to kill me in 10 seconds. I'm a village.
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Get started freeYou're not getting him.
I'm going to touch you.
Yeah, I'm going back.
No.
He said he's going to touch me. Oh, no. I know, we're not letting him. You can't get us. Yeah. Interesting.
Oh, how interesting. Get out, maybe ender bow away, and then ender bow away and do the thing with the gym, the sorcerer.
Oh yeah, let's get out.
Come here real quick.
Where should I get? I'm just going this way. Maybe dig underground greninja. Make sure he doesn't am I gonna be able to see where I can't see where you guys are on the map Nope, uh, I think we're outlined. Oh Like we should be outlined
Uh, they're not outlined for me. I don't know. So wait, how do I do the gym thing?
Um, you place down the villager and you give him your iron sword And you just keep and I just keep giving it to him.
And I just keep giving it to him?
How long does it take?
Yep, he'll, like, five seconds and it'll level up your thing.
Oh, he's doing a little spin move for me.
Joe, I'm gonna, I'm gonna give you the better katana. I'm gonna run the sharp five one.
So you can get some keels. Yeah Yes, yes how many times Yeah, and then I'm gonna give you the katana I'm upgrading
Wait, no, that's Lucas. Don't let him, don't let him get to the gym. Should I run towards him?
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Get started freeI mean, right now we have nothing for PvP, so.
Does he have stuff?
He's running towards me.
No, he has a grace period.
I'm an idiot. You have the same hat as him, bro. You got the Twitch, man. He has a great spirit right now. I'm an idiot. You have the same hat as him, bro. You got the Twitch hat on.
Yeah.
I like how you-
I should give you mine?
Yeah, you have the better one.
I remember Lucas. Well, he kept walking up to me. He kept saying, Mac and cheese or cheese and Mac? Mac and cheese or cheese and Mac?
I was like, bro. What does that even mean?
I don't know.
So what should we do right now?
Um, we can go to where, actually no, I want to say we go to your trap.
No, no, no, I'm setting it up, I'm setting it up, I'm setting it up. Yeah, I'm gonna send you the courts. spot right now if I do it's genuinely GG. Okay, we can we can go explore some structures then.
Yeah. What do we get from structures?
More healing maybe, some heads possibly.
Goodbye, I'll do it for you and then he just killed himself. I'm building this trap so fast.
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Get started freeOK, I was just curious. Border is a thousand.
Yeah, I feel like you were saying we like you're going to be done the trap before we can even fight people, right?
No, we close. It'll be close.
Making a seven by seven. I'm making it's a lot of digging. Even with maxed out tools like there's so much how far out are you though? What if like somebody sees you? Yeah, I'm That's what I literally just finished the top layer and I'm underground and no one saw me. So this is so good. That's good That's really good. Yep. Okay, you guys ready for the waypoints for the corners? Center block open the waypoint menu. Center block, 90, 69, negative 148.
90, 69, yes, that's the center block. Kill corner one is gonna be 87, 63, negative 145.
Okay. Am I only doing the center one? What? Am I only doing the center one.
What?
Am I only doing the center block?
Yeah, you only need the center block.
What was the center block? What's the center block?
Joe, Joe, let me just give him Joe the other corner. 93, 63, negative 151.
Got it.
Those are the two, okay, we got it.
Huge, this is huge. Yeah, I Got it. Those are the two. Okay, we got it huge. This is huge. Yeah, I see it Yeah, so how far away should we hover from that right now? Just like it doesn't It doesn't really don't we want to at some point like once PDT starts We want like a crowd like we're gonna fight people until there's probably like 20 people on us and then we'll start going there
Yes, exactly. So like, I mean, you can hover, you can hover around the area. Just like, I wouldn't, maybe fight in the desert a little bit beforehand so they don't like, they get used to fighting in the desert and they don't find it suspicious
that you're running straight to the, you know.
So Jude, what's the center block one more time?
I just don't know the point. negative one four eight. Negative one four eight. I'm actually in shock that I built this without anyone. Like I built the entire top layer and got under without anyone seeing me.
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Get started freeYo, I'm looking at the rest of my inventory and what the hell is a surface pearl?
Don't worry about it. Ignore it.
We have five minutes until PVP starts. Until I start clicking heads. Until I start clicking heads. Kill everybody. How much gear do you think they're gonna get in this amount of time?
The people that are gonna be fighting you right now are gonna be full iron maybe one day.
They're gonna be pretty broke at the beginning. And do you think there's gonna be people that are just like kind of hiding and still just getting gear?
Yeah. They're gonna be the final bosses probably. Type in chat again, Greninja. Just hammer that point. Oh yeah. If you may as well just spam it, you know. Plant the seed. Should I just drop my chords in chat once we uh, start? No, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna head towards 0-0. 0-0 is the center of the map. Yeah. I always have to explain that to people that don't know. I'm just up on the tree right now. I'd be saying zero zero in like other games, Greninja. It's so bad.
And people are like, what the fuck are you talking about? And I'm like, oh, mid. Too much fucking Minecraft when I was a child. Too much UHC.
Oh, they're still 80 people.
Dude, my waypoint is so big.
I want to look. How many people die in the start? Like 10?
12 people have died or left. I don't know how.
He's just been killed for being disconnected for too long.
Yeah, that guy left.
I don't know. I'm seeing a lot of chuds on this tab menu right now.
Yeah.
Sir Dr. Evil. I think I'm going to clip him. Sir Dr. Evil, that's probably a nickname, which means it's probably not a chun. Probably the opposite. That's someone who paid money to disguise their name because they're so good that they get targeted every game. Like L underscore Nova?
Nova Online, my goat.
That guy is...
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Get started freeCan I get a French onion soup, please?
Oh, I see someone.
There's a guy right here.
Did you just slime him, Joe?
Oh, hello. Hmm. Can I get a French onion soup, please? Yep, oh I see someone there's a guy right here. You're just slime. I'm Joe Right click on him TP on him. Yeah Buddy where you go? Yeah, yeah I'm desperate. Yeah. Yeah. Get back here, bro. Your game's over.
Easy. Nice.
Yup. Now, now guess who's KD just rose.
Does this count for KD?
Maybe. I think it does.
I'm getting on this hill. Little vantage point. One down.
80.
85. No, no, no.
82 to go. 82.
82 to go. Wait, they can kill each other?
Yeah.
Is it?
No, no, that's a bot. The hoplite has bots like Fortnite.
Yeah, it's a bot.
Bots.
And they're like actually like semi hard to kill, to be honest.
No, they actually scale with your KD.
They're like intelligent AI.
Yeah.
Kind of, but they get, they're better. What's it called? They're better the higher KD you have.
Okay, so there's a very high chance. if we see like a big group of people, let me just ender bow out this way, okay?
Yeah, for now.
And then, but we're just gonna look for some people in the outskirts. Yeah, there's a person over here we can go kill.
Joe, just for content, or Greninja, I'm about halfway done. Maybe more.
Okay.
Actually, more. We're gonna be- I definitely don't see the group of people yet, that's for sure. There's like three people here. That guy has actually nothing.
That poor guy.
Oh hey!
Hey man, why do you have no armor on?
You could villager wander right out and kill him, look here.
Oh, he just went inside.
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Get started freeHe's so screwed.
How can I hit him?
Oh, I got him.
Is he like some little shit?
Yeah.
Oh no!
He was watching me just like...
He was watching me cut him off.
What happened dude?
What'd you do? What's in mid?
That's gonna take a little bit.
I... Um... me just like he was watching me cut him off what happened dude what'd you do what's in mid
it's gonna take a little bit i um like these it depends is there just like hunger games loot
yes yes it's like hunger games loot the issue greninja oh there's a lot of people over here there's like five of them and there's one kid crouching oh that's the that's the big group of people Be careful. It's like yeah. No, no, we're fine. It's like, oh, yeah, you just go
Yeah, no now
Yeah, I do no, oh wait, oh yeah, you know infinity you're lucky hitting your long shots though i'm not gonna lie
Or are they all running away
There's a trap here by the way, there's a trap like around this area so be careful
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Get started freeThere's like a trap over this way like right there, oh they like you see that dirt block yeah
That you see that dirt block. There's a there's a trap. There's don't go there how do you know I saw the person on the ground be careful trap will trap is GG by the way if you get trapped yeah yeah you you want to stay away from traps at all times have enderpearls in your hotbar. And just be ready to look up and throw it in case anything happens. You just have to be so careful.
Oh, he's on four. Yo, hit the shot, Joe.
I don't know.
We got this one.
I'm downtown! They're going out of my ranger.
It looks like they want to chase you.
It's because they want you to chase just just just bow them Yeah, what most of the time if they're doing that then it leads you to a trap But yeah, it does not look like they want us to check in them off pretty well right now
These are like the level one goblins. Oh, yeah are still underground. I don't wanna go. I lied. I lied. I don't wanna go. I don't wanna go.
Wait, we won't kill you. We won't kill you. Just stop moving.
Nah, I don't wanna go.
We're not gonna kill you. We're not gonna kill you.
You're not gonna kill me. You're chasing me.
We're not. fucking invincible it's your fault they're all dead i know it is my fault you're lucky hitting your long shot so i'm kind of impressed there's definitely a trap down there by the way actually no there's not well Nah, there's some water. Wait, what is this person? Just a little sauce. You just have the most unlucky thing ever you dug up on us Yeah, that was just unlucky
Yeah, where are you you're right wait, who's that Get him bro
Said everybody go That's what we want that's exactly what we want Uh-oh. Yeah, I am. Nah, he's gone now. Oh, that kid's low. I just bowed him three times.
I got you. I'll finish it. Maybe I'm not going to finish it because I'm bummed. One behind you. They're running towards the trap. Oh, hello.
Oh, there's just a pressure plate right there. What the fuck was that?
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Get started freeDon't step on it.
That could be an auto trap. Right there the fuck is that Don't don't step on it
It's like a very obvious pressure plate in the ground now
No But some people what they do is they it's like because typically you step on it and pull your own traps some people Pressure plates out, but the trap is that if you check out what it is you die
What we're getting from them I'm picking up the heads.
One kill hole is ready. I'm digging the last one and then we're ready to go.
You're going towards that pressure plate by the way.
Be careful.
I just stepped on the pressure plate.
Yo, can I get a screenie and then you can kill me?
Oh for sure.
No, no, no.
I'll get you on the bow and I'll suck on it. make sure Joe you have your totem in your offhand right oh no I don't oh I could have been bad I was gonna come I was a really good job hey Joe there's a lot of people pulling up behind you hey guys oh my god oh you got the kill nice
Wait, they died I have aura. Yeah
Yeah, you got the kill on them. I'm just I'm just fire damaging it. Just their armor take damage
Yes, did you drop him G heads?
No, I can give us a chance
Hey, Joe, let can give him some GEDs. Here, Joe, let me give you some GEDs.
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Get started freeThis guy's cooked. I'm gonna shoot him for you. Actually, I'm gonna punch him back. Oh, he's definitely trapping, by the way. Yeah, you got him.
Nice, good TP.
Sorry about that.
What did you do?
No, it's because he's trapping.
No, you's because he's trapping. No, you're trapping like he was trying to get us. No, no, no.
Jude has brought so many trappers on the server. It's great.
It's it was like trapping used to be this niche play style.
Like a small thing that people do now. Every every now everyone's one guy trying to just wait for somebody.
But not even one, multiple. That's a big group of people. Like, every game probably has like five trappers in it now just because of people watching my videos and thinking that they can do it. But it's like, it's actually so hard to do well. Like, I know I'm sucking my own cock.
Hey guys.
Get away.
Kill the bot, kill the bot.
I am killing the bot.
This is the bot by He's like, if you want to realistic. Yeah. No, I know. Like, this is an actual like,
I guess.
Oh, wow, dude, you're hitting your shot. So I'm actually impressed.
It's your the bow. You know what? You know what?
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Get started freeThe only thing that made me decent at bows was uh, mind flex turf wars. Oh my god You know, you know my flex is coming back, right? Yeah, I'm really high. I Commented on their video. I said there's some Joe. I thought this I Commented I said sponsor me and they hearted my comment and it had one like they were the only people who saw it and they Hearted it and I'm in the fucking mind flex creator discord like I might get sponsored by fucking mind flex, bro
Bro, I remember I don't even know how that server fell off cuz I remember that being the biggest server ever and then I tuned in like in like 2022 or whenever like right before it like went off and it had like 200 players like it was
Ownership it was poor ownership poor monetization. Hey guys all this shit. It was so bad and like I think it was a huge part It was hacking too. Yeah, like there were so many
Running through the jungle there's also like a small group behind us right now. That's like how many is it? Yeah, I mean it's like two or three There's like three people by the time I'm letting him live why would I let him live I Guess not I feel like we should like should we go back to like zero zero get a group and then like start me
Yeah, yeah No, almost like a lot to me. Yeah
Well, okay, yeah, yeah cuz there's some guys I'm seeing over there with diamond
Okay, okay, yeah we can do that. Oh this person just under for that. All right, make sure you have your fun
Make sure you have your iron sword in your hotbar I put it I put it personally I put that in my like three spot and have you get them get them nice
58 players so you're telling me right now like there's like 10 guys that are just like super sweat underground right now. Just for the best way possible. Probably probably
Or we got a lobby of chuds and this is gonna be free mine that I
Will say every way, where are you? I'm running towards the is the I can come back my bed Um, I see you I am I'm going the right way though, so yeah, I see you. I am. I'm going the right way though. So it's fine. Yeah, no, you are. I see you anyways. Yeah, I was going to say every kid I've heard sounds exactly the same. Like, and they're all, they're all, please. Okay. I think it's time. I think we go for it. Let's just like not paying attention. These guys are lost.
This is a little bit from Joe and let the crowd start.
Jump. Yeah.
All right. Yeah, I'll do that.
The state the state zero zero, Joe, and then I'll distance myself. Oh, and then just run to the trap. I'm going to go slowly, start slowly bringing them over.
And then when you're not running at me because you're with me.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, so I'm leaving her now.
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Get started freeStart bringing them over and then slowly, like... Once you're like 30 blocks away, just mosh pit. Should I just air it out and be like, I'm at you? There's two on the trap right now.
They're standing on it?
Oh, there's...
Yeah, there's two standing on my trap I think they're like cheating they're bots nope they're cheating they're cheating there's some camel hey guys you'll kill these kill these guys at my trap I still just be hovering med yeah yeah I'm coming over hold on I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. Should I still just be hovering mid? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm coming over, hold on.
You have to kill them before they grief it. They're like, trying.
I'm trying. I mean, my underbow's cooled on. I'm heading over.
There's, dude.
I see them, I see them them. Kill them. Yeah, I'm going for him. I see him. Oh, hey, Joe.
There's like, uh, four of them. I gotta get out of here.
Okay, it's fine.
They're going to start. They're going to start grouping up.
Oh, my God.
Kill that boy! Kill that boy! Kill that boy!
They're grouping up on Joe now.
He has a lot of them Slowly start the problem. They're not like grouped up There's like get them groups up then let them like what you like five of them on you if that makes sense Okay, that's that's still a good amount. Yeah, I bring that I'm gonna circle back around
Circle back around and like swing at them a bit and they'll just I couldn't kill the one cuz he's just running to the big
Group, and I don't want them to stop chasing him
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Get started freeLet them beat you up good. Yeah, let them beat you up. I'm a little worried. They beat me up a little too hard, buddy
Yeah, you have a ton of health I'm leaving completely by the way, so you can do this right now. Oh, I just have a little...
They're checking me down. Yeah, they really don't do much damage if I just gapple.
Maybe put some distance between the gapples to get a little bit low.
All right, there's like eight people on me right now.
That's perfect
Should I bring the trap? Yeah, bring it to the bring the trap. There's three right near it. They're gonna join
Alright, that's perfect. I hope you get this clip. Let me fire
I'm running over they're all on me. They're like start start fucking screaming about Camels dude That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. No, when you start getting close to start screaming that you need help Oh My god
Joe come here Come here I'm going for them Dude Joe you had like three more in the trap, too
How do I dig? I need to dig out of here. You're gonna die from a whip. Am I stupid?
Dude, I literally can't get out.
No, no, it's fine. I got you, I got you.
I can't see anything.
Oh yeah, I can't see shit either.
I'm just getting attacked.
No camel for you.
Oh my God. Do you have light?
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Get started freeIt's pitch black Not really. All right. Oh My god. Oh my god. I can't see any dig this way. Just try and follow me. Yeah, I'm getting I don't even know where I am
Wait, I'm hiding. Oh, he's got me
I'm on your team
Yo, who placed that warden since when could you play don't know I don't know and also I'm confused cuz like a few of them had a few of them survived when they got hit down. I think I see We still trapped we got five kills what I wasn't even on the trap they were all kind of hovering they seemed has it like like they were hesitating but then some ran at me yeah we got we got six which is pretty good I dig back up yes they got big up think I low-key think we got a lobby of actual chuds
like oh there's some people coming up from the trap he's trying to break it I'm gonna kill him dude yeah that was so scary that was good though they were all there's like five more people on the trap the guy down there in the trap
right now if any of you're in it like he's down there he had a totem sweet
lift dude I think the first guy we hit him had a totem and then he broke the dripstone. Because I saw, I swear we killed like more than six people. Like we knocked more than six people in.
No, more people fell in and then some of them survived.
Yeah, I know, which I'm really annoyed about because I don't know why. I think either I forgot to put a dripstone on one of the kill holes or someone lived. And totemed. Oh my god, this is a mass murder.
I did see a kid with a totem down there. But...
Did your totem get popped when you fell?
No. Because I think they had already broken it at that point.
Oh. Oh, I Greninja I Loki might have forgotten to put a drip stone on one of them like an absolute idiot. No No, if I did I'm actually permanently demoting myself on the trapper tier list. All right
Where are you guys sorry man, it's gonna happen Where are you? I think I'm walking back to the entrance of the kill hole. I see you. Are you swimming? No. I dug up somewhere else.
I'm here.
Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
You mean like in the in the J hop.
I see what you mean. I'm like still down here.
Here.
Now, what are the odds? What are the odds you replace the sand and you try to do it again
That was that was good clip regardless cuz we did get a bunch of people and I can just cut around the fucking I
want to see how many people actually got dropped into the thing because that's how many there were like there were like five that were
Hovering on the edge of it and I either I think I saw like four to six people fall in instantly jumped in There was a lot. I saw like four to six people fall in instantly jumped in
There was a lot. I saw like four people after
Good engine did we really just get the chud lobby of all time?
Now we got a chubba
Normal like normally it's like actually competitive, but these guys are.
Oh, big group.
Oh, yo, right as you say that, I just see a group of 20 by the way. There's a group of 20 over there.
Oh, distract them, distract them.
I'm gonna set it back up.
Distract them.
Run them away. Run them away. Run them away.
Oh my God.
Oh my God. I'd run them away, run them away. All right, we got this one, we got this one. Push! Oh, oh, oh. No, no, no, no push.
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Get started freePush, boys.
You guys got this, I'm gonna try and run it back.
I'm actually gonna run it back.
But do you think some of them in that group survived? And then now I've regressed.
Yeah, no, there's one under, yep. It's gonna take a while for me to set this back up.
Because I have to deal with all the grief.
That was a big group of people.
Brother's heading. He's going, he's going, why are they running?
I wonder why.
Are these guys on the world border? Yeah, just keep on., we'll be fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Couldn't you already? They look weird.
Oh, they're still chasing us.
There's like 12 of them.
We can just underbow this way, Joe. Here, just right, throw your pearl from underbow.
Nice.
You should see me.
I'm up ahead.
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Get started freeI don't. Oh, I'm a bad. I don't.
Oh, I do up there. Do you wait? How long do you need to set up the trial? Like 5510 510? Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, but we already got away from that. I mean, there's going to keep grouping up though, which is fine for us to be honest, because we're going to the trap and us.
I heard someone digging. That's probably the guy that was under.
There was so many people that I, like there was so many people that fell in and then there was like three guys that just fell into that cave with us.
Yeah.
It's like, just veered off. I didn't know you could even place a warden.
I don't know how that warden even came to exist. That's something I'm still concerned about like
How Fully blind I thought I was stuck in like a block and then I I just couldn't see anything like I see Oh, oh, there's so many people. Oh my god. They're all back at the trap. They're all back at the trap all of them Okay, so they know about it. No, no. No. Oh
They don't know about it. There's a group of like 20
Yeah, yeah, that's the group that we saw
Yeah, yeah, they just but they ran over it not a single one. I patched it up, and they ran over it not a single
Okay, perfect perfect We were just we're just waiting for you to be honest. Yeah, yeah. Let's rotate this way so we're not close to the trap, even though we're like 150 away.
I mean, do you want to fight though? Don't you want to fight? Or do you want to trap? Because like, I'm trying to figure out, I mean, I guess you have a banger anyway, because the troll shit that went down.
Well, it's deathmatch in 12 minutes. So, would you be able to get it before then? Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm already about to be done, I think.
I don't see them anymore. I feel like they had to have run away.
Yeah, no, they're all at 0-0. They're waiting. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, look, they're over there. They're over there.
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Get started freeOh, and they're running towards us. Okay. Wait, look. Oh, a bot! Get the bot! Oh My god, that is a lot of people That's a lot of people We just do one big circle wrap around here and then like, you know, two three minutes from now just start heading towards the yeah This is the world border right here. So we can't run very far these
Motherfuckers brother griefed it so bad. I'm fixing it It's definitely fixed in 11 minutes, but still...
bad.
Oh, lucky.
That's crazy.
Oh, you don't have your underbow neither, so we actually need to like...
I have my underbow.
Uh, I mean you used your pearl, right?
Nope. That was my, uh, sword.
Oh... Okay, perfect, then. You can just Thunderbolt if you need to.
I'm trying to like flank us off.
What's time looking like right now, G?
Uh, it's looking alright. I'm fixing, I just have to fix one of the kill corners and that's it. So probably five minutes and it's ready.
I got a source, don't worry, just keep running.
No horsey for you
Where do you want to run? Back this way? Just back this way, I don't want to run into the trap
It'd be pretty money if one of us got trapped
I'm just running to zero right now How close to you, dude? So we can pick up some more people at zero probably. That's a trap right there. Don't get trapped by that. You can literally see the redstone.
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Get started freeRight there on the floor. You're good, you can run past it.
Did I just, all the chud trap is out there.
They're still right behind me. We're doing a big lap right now.
We'll lap around the mid circle back. Oh my God, should Joe Bart pull up the crazy bait of like acting like his boots broke? Like takes off his boots and he's like, Grinja, my boots broke!
Grinja!
Like that, let's do it bro, it's risky But fuck it
It's so worth it. You know how to trap about Joe, sir
Yeah, and they did really just follow me aimlessly like they will they will if your boots come off
They will
Do not read do not read fellas Joe. Do not greed, do not greed, do not greed, fellas.
Jobar, you in.
I said do not greed.
Uh-uh, twin.
Fellas, do not greed. Oh, one of them has the chest lit.
Okay, good drain, good drain.
Oh, that's gonna hurt. Like, that's actually. Hey, do not greed, don't greed, bro. What are we looking at, Jun? I'm finishing it up like finishing touches. I feel like we could start running there Yeah, just run it to the air. Yeah, we're gonna go on a big circle. I haven't gone up yet, so I don't know if someone griefed it again, but we'll see I don't think they did No, all right
Um, shit, where's the ladder, bro? Where's the ladder? Okay, yo, chill. Like I do not get trapped that often
Fucking so much
They called out no, that's not our trap. That's not our trap. They just called out a different trap. All right So Joe are you gonna get much fitted and once you get much fitted as you're getting my I don't even think I need to I don't even think I need to say my boots off bro they're like literally right on top of me right now I'm gonna bring like a lot more to oh there's can I come or no I'm about to be over it. They can't trap me Almost another day. Okay. Wait, we probably How'd I I'm over it? I'm over it. I'm over it. They're on me. Oh my god. No, I think you'll be gone
I just love your trap. Oh, you're dead. No, I'm alive. Oh
My god
Yeah, you had to group up. I got one in. I got two in. I got- there's so many of them in the center trap. Three of them in the center trap right now.
One just died. One just died. One just died. Another just died. They're probably on top of me. They're probably on top of me. I'm gonna hit this one in. I'm gonna hit this one and I'm gonna hit him in the head I hit him in the head There's so many dead bodies down here Another just died Yep yep yep Oh we could've
I hit one in the head
I got him I got another down
I got him I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him. Back out I just
Just TP oh they're on Joe they're on Joe. Oh my god with you Johnny with you they see me
Should we fight them now
Now you guys are dead I'm coming coming now Yo where's this guy at 4 health get over here It sucks really bad Heal stable Heal stable
Behind you
Get this boy Nice shoot
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Get started freeYo Jered turn around I'm here with you let's go
Alright I got hit by that point blank Yellow yellow
What's up
He's down he's he's on one. Nice. He's dead, he's dead.
Oh, thank you, bro.
At least he's stable, you know.
At least he's stable.
Yo, you just let him run by you, bro. Nah, you're not getting that.
They still fully believe you're Samorin Oda.
I just did that.
Good boy. How you doing bro? I'm doing just alright Oh grenade!
No I'm good, I'm good, I'm good
This one's low Joe
I'm running Got him
Hey guys!
Oh my god, this guy's doing like hardcore parkour right now This guy's doing like hardcore parkour right now This guy's goaded nah nah He's like juking me Yeah, he might like you this guy might be trapped and I just get the feeling from this guy over here over here guys we got this Oh, I got so much damage Ninja check the end
Yeah, I dropped my sword it picked it back up. Are you talking to me Greninja? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm going in.
Oh, oh my god, that was a crazy shot.
No way I just flipped one from that far.
That was a crazy shot.
Is there a die? Oh my god, my game crashed.
Wait, what?
My game just crashed.
No way.
Oh my god. You're gonna get my shit. Oh no! I was fighting someone!
Wait.
I'm loading back in.
I'm loading back in. Wait, did you actually get disconnected?
Yeah, I crashed.
What?
Am I dead?
I don't know.
Oh, you are dead. Oh my god. What? Am I dead? I don't know.
Oh you are dead.
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Get started freeOh my god.
Okay Joe. We need to lock in them. We need to kill some of these guys as they loot. Oh my god.
They do actually damage now.
Oh yeah.
Go Bart.
Just tell me if you need help. I'm locking in now. actually I'm coming back to help you, I'll come back to help you. I'll drop out if you need to, Katana.
Nice, nice, Pearl.
I'll fight Green Ninja.
No you won't.
Alright, I'll stun, I'll stun Bart.
Come on, Bart.
Oh my god, okay, wait, we can, we can, okay.
Come on, Bart.
Come on, Bart.
Yo, stop!
Oh my god.
Come on, Bart. Yo stop! Oh my god I know you hurt him bruh
Be careful about that chestplate
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Get started freeI'm good don't worry about my health
I'll tell you if anything happens That chestplate, that chainsaw chestplate does a lot
So be very careful about that
Greninja you're low
I'm good I'm good I'm good
Is there one of them
Which one got all my shit? I'm back
I don't know Oh he's on Oh He's on he's on you greninja Okay, are you good are you good Jeff I'm alive I'm live I'm live yeah What you're back in. I said I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm all chasing you. I'm fully behind you right now. I'm just okay. That's fine. I'm gonna do you have your villager bond right now? Yeah. Okay. Try to wait for them to all get grouped. Okay. Okay. I just I'm healing to full and then
uh, wait a minute. Who died here? Just keep him. No, I won't, no, chill. Oh my God. It's fine, it's fine.
Again.
Oh God, okay.
You're dead?
No, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Oh my God, I thought you were dead. Wait, it says deathmatch in 10 seconds.
I'm on one of them. Yeah, God. It's actually gonna be good. We can do this. We can do this. We can do this.
They're going to maul us.
No, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
There's 16 of them.
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Get started freeWe can do it. We can do it.
Don't say that.
Lock in.
All right. All right. Let's go. Do you have some pearls for yourself? Yes, I still have 13. Remind me, do you have your KB as well?
So you can use that to hit people away too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lucas is good and still alive, guys.
Oh, Lucas.
Save him for last. Save him for last. No, that's the little shit-ling.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah, there he is.
Oh, Joey's not. Oh
Joey's not this is strong. Tell me if you need help by the way
Joe if you can 1v1 this oliro guy try and kill him try and focus that guy
Careful jello's the guy you gotta watch out for
Yeah, they're for 100 bucks Joe, how's your health bro? I got one, I got one, I got one They're chirping me like crazy right now
It's fine, it's fine, just spam with your your villager wand and your and your dragon shamana
I'm coming over to you, I'm coming over to you, hold on
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Get started freeI'm here, I'm here, I'm here, nice
I'm just running you're good to fight you're good to fight like that guy right there you're good to 1v1 No! I'm 20. No. I'm 16. I'm sticking this guy.
I'm sticking this guy.
What?
He's low, he's low, he's low.
Let's get that. Sinless.
No!
Are you good, Joe?
Yeah, he's fine, he's fine.
I'm just still trying to trick some people.
Oh my god, I just opened my waypoint.
Oh no. I'm just trying to fix some people you can't you gotta just open my way point. Oh, no Yeah, I like that burl oh Shit, they're like
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I'm gonna get for you in a second
Are you out of G heads Jill? No, I'm sorry. Okay. Okay conserve them for when you're low, but you got to start swinging at people Nice nice huge swing the fly-ins.
Green Ninja, bro, you gotta carry. I'm trying. They're not letting me stick any of them. I'm here, Joe.
Come on, you guys got this.
What's this guy on?
I'm running.
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Get started freeI'm gonna kill one. I got one.
One more. One dead. I'm running Weapon to me doesn't give us money. Yeah
Fight for a bit. I'm here like I'm feeling except for food good. I haven't got that Homer guys on 11 Hill Good One of them kill him kill him i'm dead you fucking slagged lucas
ok homer is on 11 thai is on 27 and he has a legendary thai has my villager wand i think you need to kill thai um spider go kill him kill the guy gaping
right click
tp on him
oh this is gonna be close
I have no more heads I have no more heads it's gonna be big.
I can give you a few heads. I can give you a few heads.
Oh no!
Nice, nice!
There's also a-
Oh, we're taking so much damage.
I'm coming back.
I popped one.
I got him.
Nice!
He go though. Need to meet up with you. I can give you some G heads You can just go into the border and just take some damage I'm gonna pearl over Joe turn around and pearl Run right. Yeah, wrap right wrap, right Okay now Drop right here. Good, good, good, good, you got it. Bard has no heals.
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Get started freeI'll try to steal that.
Try and save your G-Heads though.
Use your Gaps a lot. They said it's fine, it's Bard, now they're clowning me.
Bard's actually doing good, I can't lie. He hasn't like popped at all.
Good.
He's behind you guys.
Don't matter, Bard.
Money, money. Second forget Don't drop then I'm gonna Nice Joe Sinless is on 11 the guy with the get right there. Oh
Turning kill this guy Kill that guy!
9 HP on the guy with the warden helmet I don't know, I think that means you're out of bounds
He said I was out of bounds
Sinless
Oh my god
12 HP, he hit him twice and he dies Oh nice You got this
Bro, they're all littered Yeah, yeah Help me! You got this
Nice
Oh, he TP'd on you. Monsnave TP'd on you. He's on 30
You can kill this guy. You win this
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Get started freeYou have the KB stick. Where's this one? There's Joe.
I have my wand in two seconds.
It's gonna be out here.
One last hurrah. I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Joe's out.
Oh my god, wait, I'm alive.
Save Joe!
I'm coming.
Oh no, that's an arrow. Yes! I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming I How many gaps do you have? 17 I think it's cucked
I got 2 jibs
I don't mind
I think it's so cucked
Why did I swap 9 katanas?
Like that's crazy Oh you should have swapped katanas before deathmatch
Yeah Damn
I forgot
Oh that would have actually won dude That's fine though this is still a banger Yeah
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Get started freeThat's fine though, this is still a banger Does anybody have apples? Get back down there! Who killed him? Jello killed him.
Alright Jello, give me like 30, okay?
No!
30?
No, no, no, my bad. Bro, Lucas, Ninjo, is this a video?
I'm just gonna kill on Lu, guys.
I ran out of blocks.
Don't let them clip you! I can't. No't draw on yourself.
No flakes. No flakes. No, no, no. You got to just go for someone and get their healing. Like kill this guy. You think you can kill me?
Oh my god, he's just hitting me out there.
Oh, I'm dead.
GG.
No!
GG.
GG.
GG. That was pretty good though. GG GG GG
GG
GG
GG GG Oh Jeff fun. Yeah, that was super fun
Okay, I'm surprised that I was very nervous. I was gonna die like 20 minutes in
Yeah, no, no, you did great. You did great. You had a lot of kills, too
We set up we set it up in a way where that was just like never really gonna happen unless yeah full chugged it out It's the real Yeah, I want to look at this clip. Okay. Did I fuck up? Okay. No, I put drip stone down. I thought that I forgot to put it down. One of them not die. Did they like, I don't bucket or something. You can't with the bandage. So I think they must have totemed. Let's see. We're about to find out and then they broke the dripstone. Yes. Yeah. Oh dude and there was such a big oh I feel like we kind of wasted the first one.
I feel like we could have done better but honestly it's still a good clip. I feel like we could have done better but honestly it's still a good clip.
It was kind of funny when I started kb-ing him in though to be honest.
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