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Right now we are about to go against a pro in Rainbow Six Siege. Can a pro 5v1 chuds like me? It is going to be Spoit, one of the best Rainbow Six creators slash best Rainbow players that you probably know slash if you've never heard of. Really good rainbow player. Spoit's awesome. Can he 1v5 me, Stable Ronaldo, Deji, who else?
Show up and you play like dogs. I will be pissed.
Sketch. And Muda. Okay, there we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. Sketch literally... Wait, so how is this working? We're just 1v5ing him?
You guys are 1v5ing SpoI. Yes.
So what? What are the rules? What's the map? This is gonna be easy. I think he wants SpoI in here so we're all on the same page, right? Yeah, I don't want to talk off-ramp, but I don't think he would just off sheer numbers be able to kill all of us.
I don't think so either. I don't think so either. I don't think it's a chance. Okay, all right Run you play tease with me right brother me and Joe will carry easily Oh, you play me right I've got seeds with you. I play attorneys with you. I've killed you intern he's and I killed Yeah, let me explain Boy is like
Probably two point five times better than me. I'm gonna be like no. I know that I meet again I'm not doubting sports skill. I'd met spoilt IRL too. I'm saying that we have like bro on defense We could just king all Q just trap loser characters I'm fairly confident we win. I'm not saying money
I'll put 1,000 subs. that's .1B5s you.
Put it on God. 1,000 subs, that's .1B5s you.
Wait, what is the map?
What is the map?
Let me get in there.
Let me get in there. I'm a gonna print well you got me right I got you Another call yeah, there is absolutely zero way we lose right in a one in a one big eye Okay, the worrisome part is that he dude we can't you can't panic he's going to kill us All right, if you if he kills us don't track him down play like a fucking pussy Right hold an angle and don't make a sound use your abilities at some point He's gonna walk into your house here. I like shoot him in the fucking head I like that bro. I like that be so dead honest with you. I I'm not even saying this as an ego I actually think there's zero chance that he won. I think it's who we picked
I don't know I know we're playing Oregon my chat said but I I I feel like on attack hold on attack Whole do worse than we will I think when we're fucked Just make sure just make sure we use our drones on attack make sure and what characters do we need a ban? I'll read I'm assuming we're banning It's 5v1. It's 5v1 It's 5v1 No no no no no no no no no no
We did the same thing on Rocket League
And we got 1v7ed What? That was bad How do we join the game? Hi-Vis will probably send it in general We've lost
If we don't join the game we've lost Sketch by level you're our best player
So you need to carry us what?
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Get started freeWell, no Ron I'm saying by level by level what level are you in rainbow?
You think I would buy an account? Do you think I know how to do that type of shit I have one email and if someone finds it out they can they can get they can hack into anything of mine I don't know why you would say that publicly I thought it was the worst thing you could possibly say Why would you say that publicly?
I thought it was the worst thing you could possibly say
What's the long card number on your card?
Wait, no you think I should... Alright, I thought you should change that.
No, no, what's the long card number on your card?
So, the format has changed a little bit, alright? It's just gonna be a 1v5. Every game goes up to 5. SpoiT's gonna pick a map. You guys are gonna pick a map. If it goes to game 3, my chat is gonna pick a map. Oh wait, we're doing best of three games. Best of three, but it goes up to five. So it's not up to seven.
Each game should take 15 to 20 minutes.
Do we have character bands?
No, we're playing seven games. It's best of three.
So you're playing three.
Potentially three games.
The sweat underneath me smells so rancid right now.
So there will be bands.
There will be operator bands. Any other questions? Yeah. Do you wash your seat that you use everyday? No he doesn't.
No he doesn't.
It smells of gasoline. Okay. Streamers, what map do you guys want?
What map?
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Get started freeI, bro, I like Oregon for my map, but I don't know what map Spoit's bad at. Like what map is best for us?
I like Oregon, because everyone's good at that one, right?
I feel like Oregon's the one that we as a team would know the most.
Wait, do you guys want to go up to seven each game or five?
What do you guys want to do?
I don't know what's normal in a custom.
Up to seven is like normal for customs. I could do shorter prep phases. is Any anything you man Streamers you guys select Oregon, right? Yes. Yes. All right Yes boy has selected chalet the third map is gonna be up to the chat if it goes to map three I'm gonna host the lobby high by is gonna buy all of you guys. Good luck. All right
Are you going?
Yeah, you got that's the fuck, we're not gonna win. Yeah, that's the thing, you guys are not gonna win.
Jigsy, Jigsy, Jigsy, Jigsy, Jigsy, Jigsy, Jigsy,
I'm serious, can we lock 100 gifted, me and you? Yeah, 100 gifted. Ron, do you wanna bet on your team here, or do you wanna just go and raw? You want to have you brought on? Block out everyone's voice. Focus on my voice, okay? Ron, me and you can realistically 2v1 this guy. Imagine if we had five people as a fucking team. Ron, put a hundred gifted on.
Put a hundred gifted on. It's free money.
I'll put a hundred gifted, but if Deji or Sketch kills me once, the offer is off the table.
Why would you put that thought in my head?
Yeah, why? You put that thought my head Guys the first game on EU servers
Okay, how about this how about this we play on we play east on our game EU on his game and then finale we would play First game's gonna be on A. I'm gonna bite HiVis, he's gonna bite you guys, all right? Streamers, do you guys understand the rules, bro?
Do you understand the rules?
YouTube intro, fuck YouTube.
So, are we playing a seven? So, it's bet, yes. Okay, so it's best of three against Void, all right?
Best of three against Void.
This game is on NA servers, What today is that is that North Africa what is that North America?
That was funny that was good
Yo, also Joe just say don't ghost calm don't ghost calm don't be On attack are you dead? What's what's the one that he said that he likes?
Don't he has a place to talk. I say we ban yang. Okay. Oh my god. No, man
Okay, at least we voted someone. Why would we ban?
I have no clue
We need an IGL here who's gonna be me I don't care who I GLS it could be our worst player We just need we need some sort of team synergy right now, bro. We can't argue
Okay, everyone everyone say you love each other hey,, I love y'all. I love you. Fuck you run
No, everyone reinforce something first of all second of all everyone the second is reinforced the right Grab my armor gum armor gum armor gum armor Every time I'm looking off them every time I shoot a weapon. I'm gonna take one bite of a truck is a wonderful My time I said through the fucking roof right now Anyway, he actually beats up like I actually don't mean it's possible. There's no way with one camera. How was that? Dude, we have to play off his pics too. So he might like hard breach. Does anybody have a shotgun?
He's jumped in I hear him left. Where, where, where? To the right. Where? On ping. I heard, I heard on ping. Oh, now he's shooting somewhere else.
Guys, we have a lot of time.
Chill.
Chill.
There's two minutes, okay?
He's gonna try some cheesy shit, like shooting you through the fucking wall.
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Get started freeLet him, bro.
He's walking all over the roof.
That's fine. He's shooting at me! Just chill bro, just smile. Just chill, sketch bro. Stop, f**kers weakening. Where was that? Where the f**k was that?
He's droning around! He's listening.
Okay.
I believe he's next.
Yep, he just pulled up.
Don't chill. He's got 50 seconds.
The bomb defuser has been successfully deployed.
He's in the window. Window. Window. Window. Window. Window. Window. I'm going to defuse. It's in the window. window. window. window. window. window.
The fuse. The fuse. The fuse.
The fuse. Okay, I'm going to
the fuse. Just hurry. Hurry.
Oh, he's he's no, he's walking.
He's walking in. Wait, here.
Oh no. Yeah, we lost the **** all of you of you. Mudo, you let him kill me! Bro, no one gave me comms!
You literally said to-
So, remember when you guys said you were confident?
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Get started freeIt's one round!
You said you were confident!
You got him!
You guys just-
Listen, listen, listen. I can actually- I can do this. I know this map.'m actually locked no troll. I'm locked. Yeah, you actually do me a favor. You gotta stop fucking just everything that happens
You can't just comment, please
Make it so much noise. You were just running in circles in that room. That was me You're the only person moving
You just hear four smiles and giggle shits like what's going on here? No, I'm looking in I'm looking in
He's opening up like every wall he's on thorn what a story I think it's a girl Thorne has those minds that like stab you and then just do like
Just took sick he just talked 68 he did us just yeah, it's over. Yo, yo, yo, we lost, we lost, we lost. Deji's trolling, he just took 60 HP off me.
Oh shit.
He dead us just- yeah it's over, yeah, no, no, it's over.
It's not over.
Nice job, nice job.
I have a drone, give me one sec, give me a drone. I have a drone, I have a drone, give me one sec. Let me clear it with you. Hold angle. Hold angle. I'm going go Actually going packs of two going packs of two because then he has to kill one of us the other What I do know is that he's not winning another fucking round and I put it on everything I'm just gonna have to go back. That's just disrespectful bro. That's just disrespectful. Jinx is really deadass putting a 5v1 on us. Right on this wall or did somebody shoot that out or is that him? Here shoot what else this window Luda stop running around the map. Okay, okay The game about patience box box. I like that reaching that
One thing you want to talk to me on ping on ping
He's coming in the same way rooftop I barbed wired it
Holy shit
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Get started freeWhere is that from?
I don't know I'm freaking the fuck out
He's on the roof right now, chill, chill, chill
He's on the roof
Just get a minute of your duty Don't peek it if you don't need to He has to come to us.
Yo, one minute. He has to do something soon, bro.
Oh my god!
Don't worry, don't peek, Sketch. He's got a drone in here. Remember, remember, listen for the bomb plant.
Just listen for it.
He's moving in. He's on the roof. Nevermind. Just listen for it he's moving in he's on the roof nevermind listen for it I'll be patient he's droning he's looking around you hear the drone up nice now he's no drone 30 seconds it's easy you gotta try to get a plant down Oh, I thought he had bombed out
Whoa, what the fuck he just placed shit every ride fucking
Does she go planning dead me?
Bro, that's my fault. Dude. I was holding that angle and then I look off because I heard another explosion
and then it fucking peaked me.
No, bro, no, no. You want me to be honest? You want me to be honest?
You want me to be honest?
That was my fault. Why did I look away? And I fucking aim the other way and he just fucking peeks me Deji, I just wanted to say bro, well played in that 1v1 Deji, well played bro
Yo, yeah, I got one
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Get started freeNo, good stuff Deji, you ran every direction besides the one he was in Deji, well played bro
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yo, yo, yo, same shit, remember that window we went to?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Guys, alright guys, I'm gonna be really honest with you guys guys no BS if your only chance of beating him is on this map guys, it's first to seven best of three Okay, guys, your only chance of beating him
No, it is
What a terrible way to motivate people right just fucking say no you guys got to play better. Oh really I Don't
What we have site yo rush site watch site watch say you give us a But you die he's rolling he's rolling I got him where's he he's marked
You could run if you want.
Footsteps near me. Footsteps near me. Footsteps near me.
I'm going to drown.
Cover my six. Downstairs, there's a camera right there, Joe.
All right, I'm gone.
Oh, damn it.
Yo, we have some.
Let me drown. Let me drown. don't don't don't risk it
You guys are so lucky I'm in the fucking team I killed this man three times already No, I'm telling you bro Who did he play last round he played uh, I didn't fucking know Any yo-yo we need as many fucking rounds we can get on this server bro. No, you play Shot in the neck. What your mouth not be? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god I hate this whole thing. It would be grab the armor. I've got 60 grams of protein
I'm putting a fucking cam here
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Get started freeWindow on the second floor. No, if you shoot me again, I
Reach me. I'm not even I'm really bad
I'm going on cams. I'm going on cams. He's breaching Havana
Havana what keep us secured? Outside rp right here Good thorn mine. We are we all we always have too many people dead when he comes in sketch. That's good. Good job I What the fuck? You did it! Joe, the only worry is he might shoot you from under ground. I mean, like, it was pretty fucking obvious he was there, bro. Like, this guy just ran into it.
You're a little sassy, motherfucker.
He's peeking through walls, peeking through walls.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
I love you.
Everyone relax, everyone relax, everyone relax.
Watch that window.
He's attic or no? Am I tripping?
Is that broken? Did someone break that?
Yeah, that's broken again.
He's half HP. Half HP. Half HP. Half HP. Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
In that room. Where my ping was. Where my ping was. He's still in that room. There's 20 seconds left. He has to swing. He's half HP, Ron. I swear on my life. You will win this round. Just win, win, win, win. He's Evading right here. Evada right here.
Is he gonna do the same play he did last time, Ron? Time expires in 10 seconds.
Planning, planning, planning. He's got it, he's got it, he's got it.
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Get started freeHe's planning, he's planning, he's planning. Dude, his aim's crazy.
Go in, go in, go in. Oh Ron Ron Ron he fake planted. That's why that's my bad. We fake planted not fake plant You're Owen for yo chat, There's one player on the other team Wait, i'm the only one that's oh you're owed four as well. I am all in four. Yeah, dude. I got a lot of uh,
Well played dead well played he's a barbed wire down I love the new haircut you look so good today
Okay, I can row four and three. He's reinforcing a chatter, bro Joe Joe, can we do the same shit a lot that we did last time?
No, yeah, I like that his bar his barbed wire on that walk-in
So, I don't know if we would be able to even get on site
He's a beast will be I'm shooting man take your time Oh It's fucking go
I do dude. I have no idea. I don't know who you know. Oh, Joe. Oh, I guess Doc is good If you want to know what I mean, but we just die right away when you see him bro, doctor They do shit. That's what I was gonna say I was gonna say Doc's good, but we never survived like if he shoots you you die Joe you didn't kill him
Yeah, but I had that pinch on him though. Me and Ron were on his ass
No, got my armor
Don't eat filling foods you eat high calorie dense foods that don't fill you up and so then you can eat more
So, how do I?
eat rice grains vegetables fruits
Sustain you longer
Did you just say are there any fruits that taste like the brats old
My president's motion today. It was turning. Whoa Are there any
Whoa Hero He's downstairs he's downstairs he's downstairs he's downstairs is he shooting through is he shooting upstairs? Okay, okay
Ready for people to roam wait, I thought it was first to five.
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Get started freeNo, it's first to seven.
Ron, bro, the way you killed him two rounds in a row is just so tough, bro. So tough. Thank you, brother. He's not in kids. He's not in kids.
Where's the other site besides bottom? Probably, he's gonna Are you sure? Oh, he has W. He's definitely roaming, Joe. I'm deadass. Be careful, Joe. Let me shoot that. You don't need to do that, bro.
I do need to do that, bro. Trust me.
That is so extra, bro.
Yo, imagine if he was right there.
I flashed my action. I didn't mean to do that.
Let me, let me. You're good. You're good You're good. Yeah, let me yeah He's on cam shoot that camp. Oh, yeah. Oh my big. Oh my big Nice Okay, what do you mean I drone dome yeah, but Joe did the thing and it was like we all started with that
It's kind of started with
Breaching that wall. I do remember that you see
Shot it with Yeah, and then he would have and then he would have had more preemptive time to peek it Okay, I'm gonna make a stable Renato play. I I think Yeah, I take it back. You're not fat. Thank you, bro. Thank you
You did get lost but you did get bit lost
Joe's only use this hard bridge devices. I saw that thousand gift and I want a cash. We sat at 100 against them.
Jinx you watch this, ready?
You wanna see a stable on auto?
You've 1v1'd them twice in one.
Jinx you watch this.
No!
He's half HP, half HP, half HP.
Uh, Ron I don't like that bro. Half HP, half HP. Cut comps, cut comps. Oh Ron, I don't like that bar our HP half HP
What's the up and down
No one talk no one talk no one talk. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him put that alligator with What oh my god
He's half HP boys half HP everyone relax we lose this round I'm actually gonna be shooting
Wait, Joe you have that angle. There's a window to your left Joe. All he's on the roof okay he's gonna be either here or over here Deji oh I guess you would get slapped in second big window big window big window big window big window right now he's on big one oh that's why he's outside of it I'm going to peek. He's peeking. Don't peek him. Oh my god. I know what he's trying to do. I know what he's trying to do.
He's trying to plant the bomb
and then hold an angle. I
know. Yeah, I've seen that on
TikTok before. I'm called the stable. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, what? Someone tell Jigdeard to run the 100 gifted right now, bro.
Someone tell him to run the 100 gifted right now. Is this supposed to be a challenge?
Or is this supposed to be for fun?
Guys, Joe, that was Zora. I'm not gonna lie. So guys, as you guys know, the rules was game one was your map, your server.
Now game two is his map on his server? Oh, no. Goodbye nine ping I know we know that we're gonna win this next game, even though it's his map his server But shouldn't we just say we're gonna throw for content. So it goes game three we should Package What I've watched I'm going to kill the way edgy edgy I Sorry, we're powers or the pretzels and I only have no my god You have been taught have you just been eating pretzels in between each round wait wait Joe what we said? Oh, sorry I think you aired me mid-game last time. I was gonna say I really love the hot knife videos you used to make
Oh, no, I'm lagging my internet is so bad and I thank you bro. Thank you. Fucking UK internet bro. You don't remember hot knife videos bro? That was peak YouTube.
Yeah bro!
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Get started freeDeep- Awww!
I miss it. I miss it so much. I still have the sword you know. I still have the sword.
Wait.
Literally.
Should I actually stop eating? Like I'm confused bro. It's so good though. Ron, what do you eat on a daily basis? Box he sees like bacon eggs or whatever the fuck they're called Okay, how are you eating like shit you're ordering from like the most expensive grocery store
What is air one air one is a rich people grocery store
Wait, can I do a little side bet if we win win this game here, you have to do the banana sprite challenge again.
Stop, I'm not doing that.
No, that's disgusting.
Wait, is that what you're throwing yourself out?
Yes.
I'm not doing that. Like that was disgusting, bro. Now, I had like warm sprite and a disgusting soggy banana. Never do that again. Now, I'm saying guys. I'm a 100% confidence. What's gonna win now? Well, we're up a game right now, bro You guys know
I know every single Flower
Get ready Korean short ribs Those are all in short ribs high protein, but also pretty probably pretty fatty I assume is there any Flour, I don't know. I mean Buffalo cauliflower isn't bad, but it's basically like a mid food trying to act healthy potato Yeah, eat a sweet potato sure Boy tax that he was installing get it loaded
Restarted wait guess how much my
Those three things how much does it cost
I know everyone's really expensive. I would say I would pay like $30 for that. I bet it's like 50. Yeah, it's 48
Yeah, I'm telling you your guys only chance was Oregon bro. He's a pro
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Get started freeI have only chance we destroy them
Yeah, and guess what he doesn't know he Jinx II here's the thing about low rank
That we can win this game because I might put to our just confess myself Joe Joe Low-ranked gamers don't play smart at all. They play random and spoilt can't predict random It doesn't matter if we don't know the map. He's going to expect us to swing. I like that that we're not ever gonna swing We're gonna be running down the hallway
Right at him. You guys are familiar of angles You can die from like big window trophy the breach on chalet, bro You guys are not gonna know what you're doing
And so I'm gonna hit C and then I'm gonna crouch again and I'm gonna crawl around the map Yo, Joe, you're a philosopher, right?
The most important thing is it's EU.
So like you're guys in- Deji's- Deji's- What do you think about brain rot nowadays for the kids out there like brain rot content?
No, no, like no no, no like tongue tongue tongue to her. What's that mean? You don't know Have you never played uh, catch a brain rot sketch? I mean wait that no. No, what's that or steal a brain rot?
Yes, you know
No, how do you do that?
What's the biggest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
I I didn't hear the question. Fuck a chicken What's the biggest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands? Run okay. Okay. Okay. Does she do do you think that you could beat up a matter daddy or no?
I'm a Matt a matter daddy Wow, you said that with no accent The way you set up that question would never prompt somebody to say what's the matter Constantly say what's matter, daddy? Nothing much, how about you? It doesn't work. Now, Ron, why do you order at Air One instead of going to like Walmart or some shit?
Because he's a humble king.
Yeah, because Uber Eats delivers it quick because it's right next to the house.
We live at 3712 Broadlawn Studio City, so it's pretty quick.
Jesus.
Holy shit.
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Get started freeWait, did you just dox yourself?
It's pretty accurate. You're the same ping as him. You have to carry. Yeah, I told you I will carry
I will carry. Okay, um, let's go. Let's go cliffside. Yeah
We all have like a hundred I'm gonna breach everything bro still is 55 ping in on his servers How much how much would matter have to pay you to switch to Facebook streaming?
Ah, probably I'm out that I don't deserve just because I probably retire. So probably like 100 million. And I know I don't deserve 100 million.
Okay, so they offer you 50 mil, you're not taking a Facebook gaming.
Yeah, I'm doing it, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna do that.
Facebook gaming.
But it's exclusive.
You're only- Joe, did to 2,000 dollars a month I got offered a $17,000 a month deal for Facebook to be exclusive and I declined it five seconds to go probably good decision in hindsight The biggest Facebook streamer Desi Des, you actually should never ever shoot me again, you stupid fat fuck. What? Oh my god, you actually raised my cortisol.
I don't know where the cameras are in this fucking map.
Deji, Deji, I have 1 HP, this isn't a joke!
Gotta reload.
Yo, this is gonna be a little bit rougher, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, am I good to fucking break this?
Somewhere in this room is somewhere in my pink Joe Joey somewhere in this room. I don't know where What you guys died did he kill you on first floor or was he about no I couldn't tell you cuz Deji's screaming and he's fucking
Shooting me. No, I I told you careful and you just ran in the room
What are we doing
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Get started freeOh Now he's on no he's on staircase he's on staircase what's there's there? How did you hear right where I died him to your left? Here to your left
He might be wrapping around the staircase to your left, yeah, I think he's just running around the top floor Oh sketch you might have to get inside the site with him Are you serious?
One friendly operator
No fucking way! No fucking way! No fucking way! Muda, what?
You like that fake run? You like that fake run?
That was nasty! You like that fake run? You like that fake run? That was nasty! Yo, next time, let's not rush in that fast. Let's not rush in that fast.
Calm. That was fast, bro. Let's not rush in that fast. Calm.
We got plays up. And he's playing, he's playing multi-level, like he's trying, he did, I feel like he's not gonna play on the, yeah, he's not gonna play on the side.
He's tryharding, bro, like hard hard.
He's a noob, bro, he's a noob. Ban that fucking guy, was his name Vigil? Whoever the fuck he was. It's offensive.
I need actual quiet, so I can hear this.
Well fortified.
He's on roof.
The comms, I like how quiet we are.
Holy shit.
What the fuck did Jason say? Oh shit He is a drone right there He just blasted this wall open on for ping don't run
Yeah, you guys know in the back row, please Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
Shh. Shh.
Shh. Shh, I'll get on cams. I'll get on cams. I'll get on cams that you dead. Yeah, I'll know if he comes up here Okay Joe if you want to watch the cams for you, bro
Give a minute bro, we do this
Talk talk he's the bonding. He's bonding. He's all I think he's all my thing. He's all my thing, he's on my ping, he's on my ping, on the ping, on the ping. Planting the bomb on my ping. Planting on my ping. He's on this wall, he's on this wall guys. Oh my god, I should have fucking pre-fired him.
I'm an idiot.
Yes! Genji you killed him! Genji oh my god It's on your screen
Diffuse diffuse diffuse. Oh my god
Oh my gosh
My gosh, I'm sorry
Targo there was a hundred people staying behind you this guy keeps looking left
We kept saying turn left and you weren't turning.
I'm a dead ass, no, honestly, dead ass, I'm so sorry.
That's the guy that got first pick? Are you serious?
Yeah, shut the fuck up.
That deserves at least two pretzels, hold on.
I can't. Just eating is not bad. Thank you. I think you might be first floor again. He's on pain
What character is that a Rooney I don't know I played on RAM bro Shit Oh shit, how do I go in I don't want to just Don't worry give it a minute it'll start gone is he up there Okay, he has windows set up bro, he has oh my god, he's stressed
He's not in a or B I'm going in. Fuck it. What the fuck? I can't see it.
Hold hold hold.
He's on ping.
He's literally on ping. He's in front of a camera. Oh my God.
What's that? Fuck. One sec. One sec. Let me find him.
Run run run.
Hold my body.
Hold my body.
I'm droning.
I'm droning.
Hold my body.
I'm joining, I'm joining.
Hold my body, hold my body.
Dude, you just, you're a fucking burger.
What, is that a laser? Left, left, left, left, left.
No way, I'm gonna fuck my own ass, bro. Down to one friendly.
Yo!
Oh my god!
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Get started freeOh my god! I'm gonna fuck my own ass That you may have not defused the bomb in the time matter the most but you still killed them bro So, you know what bro a for effort gang No, yes, you have permission Oh, did you coincidentally pick up the food that you ordered? Wait, there's cameras in my room? What the fuck?
You must protect your bombs from being defused by outposts.
Has he found bombs? I'm about to roam.
Yo, how are we not reinforcing the most important wall?
Because I had a matter, daddy. That's my bad.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm gonna ping, I'm gonna ping fuck I'm doing All that be on my pen on my pen did you let something out but I don't think he's really there I think it's just causing a distraction on it. He popped a hornet. Yeah, but I think he's really just causing a distraction for the greater
good
Have a good angle bro. He's actually impossible. I could a FK here and eat food if I wanted to but I'm not gonna eat
Whoa
On me on me Oh be basement hallway be basement hallway
Where's he talk everybody on me on me boys on me zombie
Fuck me
He's on me boys on me's on me job I'll play with you, okay Okay. Yeah, that ping is disgusting, bro. He has ping advantage, bro.
I'm gonna- I really don't wanna peek that.
Listen, I'm gonna play above you, so you have to kill one of us.
I don't know if he's gonna come in through here.
I'm not gonna watch then.
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Get started freeHe just threw another grenade. Catch. No, he's looking through hard wall.
He's looking through hard wall. He's looking through hard wall. I'm not repeating. I'm watching cams. I'm watching cams. I'm watching cams
He's in he's in he's in he's in
Ping is nuts
Bro like before I even react I'm dead
I thought I'd feast him right there. What do we ban? What did he play last time?
I think we just banned two characters that we play and he doesn't yeah Where the fuck is he? Oh, no, you saw he set up
Where the fuck I am classic. Does anyone know what I'm referencing or my too old? He has this whole wall I just saw my almost had a free kill I sold you guys Don't don't know he knows we're there he knows Yo, tell me I got roaming stairs, I'm on say I'm on say I'm on say y'all push me You know come here. Come here. Bob. Don't everyone come here. Joe. It's all free
What's the key? That's mine bro. Chill dude Joe put the Bob down How did he fucking rap behind us, oh my god He went all the way downstairs and wrapped around the whole first floor Dude his rotation speed is crazy.
I didn't hear him.
Oh, go look for him.
Just plant the bomb.
Plant the bomb.
I think he's to my right.
Computer is online and active. Fuck!
Last operator standing. Yes, Ron.
Yes, he's right there.
I'm going to get him.
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Get started freeI'm going to get him. I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him. Yes, Ron, yes, he's right there.
No way.
His aim is crazy.
I haven't killed a single person this match. I haven't killed the one guy on the other team.
It's okay, guys.
We would have been up one map or one round if Desi just learned how to defuse the bomb. I've been killed the one guy One little mistake
What's the player that doesn't have footsteps? I think it's Caviar. Yeah, that's the, yeah, the Mexican one.
Could you teach me like a cool British term, Deji?
A cool, say, she's moving, no, she's moving kind of peng still. No, say length. She's moving kind of length still.
But Josh, should I put on the ground here?
You gotta say, you gotta say I'm a nonce. Ignore him. Say length she's moving kind of length, but I put on the ground here
Here's iron we have a drowned
Five seconds and counting. No, why are we not reinforcing anything? I don't know where I just died from I just I did just watch you on cam just get obliterated, and I don't know where he was
He shot cam where Muta died
What you saw him to the right, but bro, just like that was so fuck he's like hiding bro. That's not even your fault
Oh my god, he's on site. Yes, Ron. Yes. Yes one, bro. I thought I
Spontaneously can busted he killed me that fast. I got even your shot go off I just died as a gadget Ron that tells them where you are, by the way Boss yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we should ban solid snake. He's planning planning planning on B Play don't be behind bed, behind the bed, behind the bed.
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Disable their diffuser. One friendly remaining. Diffuser located.
Disabled.
I think he walked left.
He's one HP, he's one HP.
He's one HP.
Oh, he's killed him.
Bro, I hit him to one HP.
What is this peak?
I'm not gonna lie, I have a hot take here. I
Will agree I think the skill gap we had on rocket League was way higher
Did the rocket League On his ping. Something that's fucking me up the most bro, on god that's something that's fucking me up the most is the ping bro. Yeah me too bro.
Up the stairs, up the stairs, up the stairs, up the stairs.
That was a great cam play.
Let me drone for you okay, let me drone for you.
Drone activated.
Yo come down with us whoever, Deji if you want come down with us.
If we sit together the better.
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On this window
My god, oh my god your sketch you just carried sketch on god you just carried sketch on God just carry. Or God, Sketch just carry. Nice! Yeah!
Bro, that's what we need to do. Yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm serious. We figured it out, I swear to God. Everyone, stop with that lurk shit. Just go to the fucking site as all of us put the bomb down.
No, no, that character.
That character, no that character is the character that I just used. Basically, you can run around that. Go garage, go wine cellar. Everyone swap. Go from master bedroom to wine cellar.
It would be easier for him to win if you guys run in at once. I think if we full swing two angles, he can't kill us fast enough if he's there.
All right, lock it, lock it, lock it. So the way Sketch planned to do that spot, It makes it like literally impossible for him against five people. I'm not even kidding. That's what I'm saying, bro. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You know what I realized? We like, we're looking for him. Fuck looking for him.
Just plant the bomb and get the fuck out.
Secure the area.
Keep the bombs protected.
No, no, no, no, no.
Reinforce.
Reinforce.
Ruck down. I Comes in here I kill him Yeah, good good stay there at least he's stable He's right outside of our garage chat, I didn't know if it was them I got you. I got you. He can't hear me. I've heard maybe it's just teammates here. I hear teammates I'm not even kidding the score be five to four five to right now if this dumbass knew how to fucking defuse a bomb.
I know facts.
Okay, run, run. Look, can we go past that now?
Wait, I'm not kidding. We win. Easy claps, easy claps.
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I need to get one kill. I'm a chud right now.
Yeah, Jell, I'm not gonna lie. Right now you're playing like... Oh really? We'll test that out tomorrow. What subs do you guys get to where you stop taking the tier 1 subs?
Oh I still thank tier 1.
WD. I'm pretty sure RonTeddy doesn't think anyone wants to take 20 gifted or some shit. That's not even true because I don't even get 20 gifted. Anyone know who the fuck this guy is? Where is he? I don't know who this is. Fuck this guy is where is he? Okay, yo everyone stick together please for the love of God everyone Okay, Ron nice Yeah, we should go to the bathroom. We should go to the bathroom. Where's the bathroom? Does anyone know where the bathroom is? I have no fucking clue.
Loading mag!
Nice, good, good, good. Wait, wait, wait, Joe. Hold on, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna thingy it. Hold on, wait.
Activate your road.
What's that?
Okay, so he is right here, to the right of it. I'm gonna swing him. Don't be I don't know but this morning With bomb by the way with bomb My god
My god, how is he holding the fucking angle bro?
Silence you're now watching master at his craft. One matter daddy please.
Right side, right side.
Ron, what are you John Wick bro? I'm stable fucking Renaldo, watch your mouth.
Can't he just camp defuser?
Yeah, I don't know where's defuser.
It's on the doorway. He's rotating. He's in the main room.
The diffuser is 10 seconds.
I have to. I have to. Oh my god.
Bismillah.
Bismillah.
Wait. I had the 50-50.
I had the 50-50. You know that though, right? Yeah, that was the only option that's you're just gonna sprint at him We had the right idea
Yeah, I know I should have planned at the door, but I didn't have I didn't have time to use my brain capacity, bro
Stop saying my fucking KD chat bro, please Bro, please oh it ain't crazy. I know bro our whole team is fucking one in six two and seven what the fuck Why would you go rogue to get my fucking team or nice Ron Ron come here Ron come here? I like to find out use your ability on that wall Both use both both one one wall You can't fucking break it
He's right above me I'm gonna camp here with you.. Alright. I can't lie, I'm lagging like crazy, bro.
How are you lagging?
How are you lagging on your server?
He's on one ping.
Oh, what the fuck?
What the fuck is that that he just did? What the fuck is that, chat?
What character is that?
He's wasting all of his shit, though.
That's a good thing. On one ping. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I This is big pressure right now my chat's calling me oh and eight Nate No
Literally bro, I'm pressing the trigger I had my I Literally chat the second I saw his head. I didn't even get a shot off. Oh and nine, brother. Oh and nine, I can't get a fucking kill. I'm literally a body. Just throw me at him.
Just throw me at him.
I'll just make noise, bro. At this point, I literally can't fucking kill him. I got one kill in the first match.
I remember just stick it in for spray bro. Just press Oh my god, the score would be five five right now if desi knew how to defuse a bomb
Like let it fucking go I don't know what to do.
Bro, you don't know what to do? Dude, I am a body right now. I might just run the opposite of you guys just to distract his ass.
I got the defuser.
I'm gonna go to the right side and just fucking run in.
What if we just try to win this round?
Oh, really?
All of us pull up at once. I think I'm gonna carry this side. Oh My god, I mean, okay, do we always have any next time if we have any next time I swirl win Is it lagging? Oh my god for me it is bro. It's not about lag I think it's less about the server and more about what fucking map chat would pick What's ability bro?
Where's that one ability?
Okay, it's match point.
Do we try to do something different?
Bro, I'm telling you, I'm running in this fucking building.
Deji just shot me. Deji just shot me bro.
I mean the game's over.
Fuck you.
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Yo, he's downstairs you guys. I just died downstairs.
He's nowhere close. I mean the game's over. Fuck you! Fuck you! Yo he's downstairs you guys! I just died downstairs! He's nowhere close to you guys! He's nowhere close! Yes he's downstairs somewhere! I just died like all the way downstairs bro!
Plant that fucking bomb bro! Sketch has the bomb! Sketch where are you? Sketch! Sketch! Right here! Sketch! We win! We win! Sketch! Sketch! Sketch! Play right here, play right here!
Right here, right here, right here, right here!
Quickly, quick, quick, quick, quick, quickly!
Run, I love you, bro, run, win this, win this, run.
Quickly and then run outside.
Bro!
Run, play outside, run, play outside. I can't, oh my god, bro. I literally literally I had the fucking angle I had the one is on you Yeah, it takes a second to detect that's so remember when I said you guys can only win on Orkan? You guys didn't listen to me! I know what I'm talking about!
Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie.
Jinxie, you do not.
This guy is a top pro!
Jinxie, I'm out!
Our teammate didn't defuse a bomb, number one. Number two, number two, ping advantage. And number three, we're gonna win the whole thing. I'm not even like JTG see I need an a server bro. I need you guys got it Now Actually, you'll give a fuck what map it is as long as we have the fucking ping server We're gonna fucking they're gonna vote the same fucking map. I like they can't do that. They can't do that They can't do that. It's gonna be different map. Wait, dude, who's controlling the voting? It's chat. Yo, Joe
I have a question. Did you mean to go one in ten?
I went oh and ten, but I'm I you know, I don't mean to blame Deji there But I I had the angle I I'm telling you I had my crosshairs, I was distracted and I didn't get the kill off, you know? Yeah, no, honestly, Joe, I'm sorry. I just keep lagging out. I don't know what's going
on. My internet is just pissing me off, so I apologize.
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Get started freeI got a kill last game.
Wait, Chad picked the map that's... Oh, so, okay, bad. I see what's going on. No, I see
what's going on.
The map that Spo boy asked for yeah Got it, I think if I get one kill we win But do you know anybody that's gotten carpal tunnel from video games me I had it when I was younger I played for night my wrist used to be purple. I'm not even kidding You could actually see it on my wrist if you look at my stream right now You'll see that I have permanent pigment loss on my skin right where my hand rested on my mouse pad Pigment is gone from my skin for the rest of my life. I think I have diabetes
Uh, no, but I think you eat like shit. Yo, wait, I wasn't even talking to you
So what the fuck was that for? I never said you're fat. I said you're unhealthy fucking jerk off
I want to ask for that opinion, dude. Fuck you Just because of that bro, I'm stressing eating I'm not even kidding. Yo is jinx eating like info and like
Did say that I think that would be like fixing games, dude.
Okay, I've given Spoid motivation, but I haven't like getting an invite from someone.
Why haven't you given us motivation? Why are you so uncited?
Highlights, I don't know if this is you inviting me.
Use your drum because there's five of you guys. Highlights, is this- Motivation so okay be honest. Are you guys confident now that you just played shadow? No, I went oh and tendency I was a I was a body bag
All right, I'm back
Yeah, you know dead the worst play on our team Daddy, I'm gonna I don't know. No, no brother brother Daddy, daddy your internet didn't cause you to headbutt the fucking diffuser nine times bro. It's that if you smile That wasn't your internet dead. See your brain was lagging, bro Oh, you know, I've been actually severely constipated recently, oh, I wonder why maybe it's because you just eat a bunch of fucking pretzel
I think my appendix is gonna burst. I'm not even kidding. You's because you just eat a bunch of fucking pretzels You know
I think my appendix is my shit. I shit like three times every morning right after I drink a coffee or coffee Cuz I shit the bed Sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry
Oh, sorry, uh, are you You set you called it a gym instead of a gym. Oh, is that really funny? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was that really funny? Did that make you chuckle? If I go 0 and 10 again this game, I'm gonna fucking break my monitor. Dude, is Cafe like a normal map? I don't think I've ever played this map.
Let me give you a little background on Cafe. There's more windows on it than any other map besides Chalet. So spawn peaks are very prevalent It's probably the most spawn peaks map in the game And even though I told you that like it's still like sports just gonna be all over you and spawn bro
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Boy to lose this game. Yeah, if I get if I get
Yeah, I'll tell you guys who the band who not to to ban. One sec, one sec, one sec, one sec.
It's actually Joker.
Damn it!
Bad Solid Snake.
How do I use this on my stream?
Bad Snake, Bad Snake.
Banning Snake, Banning Snake.
Banning Snake, Banning Snake.
Bro, I don't know what...
Next time we ban Tokimi, because I think Tokimi for him is going to be OP. Okay, okay, okay, everyone watch out weird. Where do we want to go bar? Okay? First of all let's hit fireplace Maybe no no no hit fireplace. It's a fireplace that fireplace Dude like listen listen listen no troll. We only need with Muda. You're gonna. I GL does no one else speak unless it's good comms I'm dead ass okay, sir. Yes, sir. No. Yeah, first of all first of all reinforce anything You see that should be reinforced go before we fucking leave the room second of all, first of all, reinforce anything you see that should be reinforced, bro. Before we fucking leave the room.
Second of all, yo, I want three people on site at all times, bro. At all fucking times.
Yeah, no roaming, no roaming.
Dead us. Please, bro, please.
Why are we playing on the map that he chose? Chat voted for it. Wait, you're reinforcing our own walls, bro?
Chill.
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Get started freeWhat's your thing he's probably gonna wallbang us from the roof he's two minutes just don't over peak the roof Our roof is entirely shootable, but that's not good. I hear him outside low key, I think, or he's above us.
One or the other. I think this roof got broke through right here.
All right guys, he's above me.
I repeat, he's above me.
Wow.
What?
Guys. Let's go! What? Guys! Rob, do you know who you're playing with?
Wow, Buddha, every-
Good birdie!
Oh my God, oh my God, nice shot. Bro, that, yo, yo, my chat just set me up with the best gun ever. Who do we ban? What's that, what's that? Pause, pause, pause, pause.
Quick, quick, quick. Yeah, but focus. Remember, bro. Remember what happened last game, bro. Don't forget. Spawn in. Keep your drones, though. Don't let them get shot, bro. Got it, got it, got it. Just go scan the area where he is, and then keep your drone alive, bro.
We have to find the bombsite first.
Fast, fast. Down here. Okay, keep your joke. Keep your joy alive. Keep your joy alive keeping it alive keeping alive
Well, I didn't think he was gonna turn there why did I put that shit bad for training
He's gonna spawn because you can scream bro. Do you think he's gonna be spawn because
We have three minutes relax relax, let me Let me find them, let me find them.
I'm gonna drone, I'm gonna drone.
He's not in sight, he's lurking somewhere. He's somewhere he shouldn't be. Ron, be careful, but he might be on these stairs, yo. Camera here, shoot this camera, Ron. On my ping. He's in the fucking kit. He's in there. I just said don't run in with the bomb and you just ran in with the bomb I was gonna play He's to your left he's to your left. Yo, this ability is fucking crazy what Oh
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Get started freeLet him make with it. Yo, Joe wait
Going in there and dying actually was kind of good because he thought we were all in so he just wanted to jump in On us, but we were waiting for him. Yo
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Y'all wanna do bar or kitchen. Let's do kitchen. Let's do kitchen. I like kitchen I like kitchen. I like kitchen. According to BMI, you're chronically obese. So shut up. You're sick level. I'm not though. I'm muscle though. Holy shit, bro. I remember there's like a hatch somewhere on the second floor, right? If I'm lying, I'm lying. Joe, can you reinforce this one next to you, please? I love you, Joe. Thank you. Where is he? He's upstairs, bro.
Above you, above you, Deji. Yes. Just don't move, Deji. If you make noise, he's gonna shoot you. One minute and thirty, bro. He's low-key tweaking. On ping. Yes, he's on ping on ping on ping on ping on ping Bro I fucking I Thought I shot him did I not shoot him in the head?
Please slow slow slow don't run don't run don't run don't run don't run. How did I not? How did I hit him? I fucking shoot him in the neck and then it records his head the fuck so far fucking fire in my brain hole friendly operator remaining Yeah, I really don't know how I didn't head stop in there because I was shooting in Honestly my fault. I could have killed him. I should have
fucking connection to the game
Can you make the score to one now, yes Can I call you Ronnie? Yes, you can call me Ronnie Nets from Cherry Hill, New Jersey
Ronnie's a pretty chill name.
How about Joe Bartimofozy?
Almost as cool as Nicholas.
Do we have any game ready?
I thought that was going somewhere else, I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, your real name is Ronnie.
Yo, watch your fucking mouth, bro.
Randy, bro, is that it? Oh My full name is Do you have to write that to write that out on like legal guys don't
Guys lucky it just don't use don't could be don't use saw the snake cuz they're made or sorry Yeah, don't use don't be doing saw the snake is their band. All right, you know To be and who saw the snake?
saw she Daniel Alright, you know I'm going to be and who saw this name Solid she why she why is there like a random Daniel in your? Desi or Wally or Lonzi Daniel or Tungji
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Get started freeHe's not downstairs, that's for sure jerking upstairs. I'm going all the way up.
I have a secret spot. He won't be able to spot me.
I'm not seeing him.
You don't know where he is?
I'm going back to the camps.
Probably basement.
I fixed you bro.
I don't know.
He is basement.
For sure.
He's got to be.
I checked everywhere else.
I'm going to the basement.
I'm going to the basement. Probably base fix you bro. I Don't know he is based on his basement for sure. He's got me. I checked I checked everywhere else
Yeah, he's basically he's basically
Oh shit
What the fuck that you shoot? Oh, he's on me. He's literally on me. I'm hearing somebody spread
I don't need to go in blind. No need to go in blind. I Close my joke Yeah, I is. He was in that room that you were in, Skid.
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Get started freeYeah, I just saved your fucking life, Joe. Can this chat fucking stop putting Illuminati triangles every second? He's somewhere he shouldn't be, bro.
Flash him!
You must recover the defuser.
Damn, he's in the... he's on base.
He's right on corner. He's on 10. Oh! He's right on corner. He's on 10 rear.
I'm gonna activate it for you guys.
I'm on, no, I'm pinging.
I'm pinging.
He's on ping.
The defuser has been secured.
He ran in, uh, he ran in, yep.
Still on ping.
Fuck! Oh, damn, man.
On ping. Damn
Ben Ben Ben, Ben Buck!
Who the fuck is Ram? The dude that he used in the first round!
Like, did that work?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Get started freeGo kitchen, go kitchen, go kitchen. Listen, I'm gonna play, no, no, no, Ron, Ron, do you have Kaid, the fucking, the guy that looks like a- I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it. I
Really got it got it got it
Yeah, what does my character do I forgot wait switch it up run where you are How much do you have run how much I got you daddy Ron don't even trip bro don't even fucking trip okay so I think he's right here my ping I just pinged him on one ping wait he's one guy's half HP I should have refired him Oh That's all right! That's all right! Now, Jigzzy, do the thing where you say he was supposed to ban that player. Come on!
Now do the thing.
Come on!
Wait, you might have just won me 100 gifted, bro. Thank you. Bro, come on, Ron. Surely you can be 25, though, right? Come on, Ron. Is my mic mudded? Is my mic mudded? Did we just ban no one is Denali no Yo chat wait, what do we play?
Good comms that's good. Calm. John. That's good. Calm. No solid snake either. You guys could play matter daddy though
Hey, Ron, Ron, what's the matter daddy?
What if instead of Rainbow six siege who's called rainbow freak siege and every character got naked with abilities
Valorant moot a dead ass has called me daddy. I'm actually crying not literally. It's just a metaphor I got my drone in it's running towards B. Last I saw him. Watch out for spawn peaks, everybody. Watch out for spawn peaks, guys.
Everybody watch out for spawn peaks.
Look at that shit up, yeah. Light a couple rounds off.
Scanning.
Lion.
Nice, good scan, boys.
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Yo, yo, you guys are clear to break site bro breach site breach site breach site
Yo, Joe your site is entirely clear he's roaming Okay I got it down. I got it down. I got it down. He's got to come down. He's got to take the stairs He's got to take the stairs
That's right, why
Yeah We need
You should I really put me on a controller? Way Jake they should have really put me on a controller. You should have put me on one
You're almost as good as me, bro. I mean, Muda, if you're feeling confident, bro,
you can hop on the stick.
No, no, no, do not, do not, do not, do not.
No, no, no, do not. I need my 100 gifted, bro.
I need it cash.
Fuck, no, fuck, no.
I'm gonna, Muda We actually
Electricity
No, Joe, I feel like there's more guy who's that guy from spider-man like that like so guy John see the new trailer the new spider-man trailer Spider spider jockey Why why are we doing that? Oh god. Oh god. You shot you me. Oh god. I'm not having that. I'm sorry. Get down line dude Yo, Joe just fucking shoot me I did not shoot you no, that's him that's him that's him that's him He did not shoot me. But it had more damage. Yo one tack. He's on one thing. Yes, it is Get off cams get off cams
Let me know this with me let me know let me know when I can tag him too if he does Tag him he just ran out. He threw a bomb though. Where's he all right? He got rid of cam Here's what we do guys if we lose this round we say he cheated if we win we keep it, okay?
We don't a bad character. He's gonna wrap around somewhere else brothers. Nobody pushes that
What don't be don't be mad matter daddy show my play here you okay? I'm dead He's using a character that's been that's not fair. No you saw it snake you snake. I'm gonna go to me I'm easy don't be I'm easy don't be that fuck this shit right. I mean guys. That's right, yo, he's using a character that's banned, that's not fair. No, you saw a snake, you snake. I'm using Dokomi, bro, I'm using Dokomi, I'm using Dokomi, then. Fuck this shit, right? I mean, guys,, fares, fares. Joe doesn't want us to win the 100, right? No, I don't want us to win.
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Get started freeAnd then we cheated. Joe, I bet you pay your taxes too. Joe, I bet you pay your taxes too.
Well, streamers don't pay taxes.
Yeah, bro, brother. You'd be the last person to pay your taxes. Trust me. Where's the bomb, bro? Sniff it out, Muda. First floor, first floor. I hit you with a double there, do you get it? Yeah, I get it, I get it, I got it. I got it, the double entendre?
I see it.
Five seconds before insertion.
Okay, I see him, he's right here. Where is he, do we actually see him or no? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, he's on me. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you. Go kitchen again. Go kitchen again. Go kitchen again. Go kitchen again. Go kitchen again. Go kitchen again. Go kitchen again.
Go kitchen again.
Go kitchen again. Go kitchen again. You know, I'm serious guys guys I want my hundred get that Dad you not everyone has a billion dollars though run. I never was a billion dollars. Let's play the game I heard that I heard you have a cut of wine. Is that true? um anyway yo guys can we stop doing this oh guys stop throwing bro whose guys do not associate me with him man he's helping you wait there's a contract Bro, if we fucking lose because they keep killing each other, I'll tell Mr. Net so Mrs. Net
Bro, walk in bro, shut up.
She's a brick, I'm not even kidding.
Hold that, hold that Mura, yes.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding. I'll tell mr. Net so mrs. Net
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Get started freeShe's a brick I'm not even kidding
Hold that hold that Buddha. Yes. Yes. Yes
Come on, give me this. Oh, no. I mean dude, you just a fuck. Yeah, I don't know
That's me Why sketch aiming at that shot Now you'll repeat repeat it. Oh, goodbye.
Oh my god. Sketch, if it's one person, it's you, bro.
If you win this, I'm not kidding.
And you're dead. Goodbye. Stop, let him walk in.
Let him walk in.
Why did you use the hand?
Deji actually is going to do what he pleases. Jiggsy, Jiggsy, Jiggsy. Jiggsy, can you say something bro? Say something. I think Deji has free will to do what he pleases. Yeah, this guy says it with a smirk on his face. Yo, Jiggsy, you're weird, bro.
I think that, yo Mudo, what is your peak rank, bro? You said silver yesterday. Yeah, it was.
I swear to god, what do we have to call off? Let's just cancel the tournament. He started it by killing me, right? Ah William on you bro, I'm dead ass So it was it was that you follow the road
Bro, who do you say?
Well, he is it Jake's he's actually instigating right now. So we lose
Shell everyone chill yo when I tell you to use the lion Just chill. Everyone chill. Yo,
when I tell you to use the
lion, you use it. Okay. Did he
kill mine? Yeah. He's right
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god. Oh god. Oh, he is. He is. I'm making a stable autoplay
Before it canceled and I just got a
Line bro, it's boy can go pro pro I feel like we could all go from you Just had four people that was just running at me with utility and then you're there
Alive ask the fucking 1v5 just boy like you're not gonna win a 1v1 against him but move it out I'll be one let me let me what I want you to see I bet bro what is the point of you one be wanting to what I was like five you on chalet what do you mean he might because yet ping advantage I'll work you want either of you bro okay now you're dissing us saying that we actually did it nothing Yo, Joe and and Ron were good comms Angie was just fucking lagging out
When I see you on the pitch, I'm dead ass here So I'm a slide tackle you and fuck you up your whole body, bro
What thank you bro, thank you, bro. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, that was fun. Hey, I got a What thank you bro, thank you, bro. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, that was fun. Hey, I got a
Blank bro. Appreciate you Joe. Love you, Joe. Deji. Yeah. All right. That was a fun fucking tourney chat or not Tourney that was a fun segment. Now. We got to beat this fucking itch game. I'm gonna pass then we got a lock back in
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