Can We Survive?

Okay, get in.Honey, you can't bring that.Great, you can cut literally all of that.You guys, we're here.We are playing a car crash simulator because Spencer's forcing us to.We've never done this.

We don't know what this is.But we can put on a facade.Facade!

I've been having an affair.Oh, God.

Well, that was the last time we played a computer game together.

Oh, my God!In the cheating video.Yes.Yes.

We found that cheater.So now we're going to get in the car and run.Wait, because that's the really funny way you're like, Barcelona.

Barcelona.

Barcelona.Oh, my God, it accelerates again.

So you have to fall well.Right trigger, that's, oh, this one, this one.Yes, this pickup truck.Okay, what's trigger, show me why it's trigger.This one back here is trigger and that's trigger.

I just know the guy that drives this is hung as hell.

You have to stop.Wait, what do you mean he's hung?You know, is that new, oh, like he's dead.Oh my gosh.You know when like someone's hung, what that means?

Why don't I know what that means?Maybe Gen Z doesn't know this.

They definitely know, trust me.

It means they have a big dick.

Oh, oh, I see I see like he's like he's hung.Yeah Here we go.Ready?All right.All right.Here I go.

You're doing poorly.

Oh Wait, what's the goal the land in the parking space?

Oh, oh you're doing pretty well.Oh my god, this is like thatJason Momoa show on HBO Max.Is that HBO Max?

Wait, I think I'm doing really well.

No, you're losing speed.Oh, shit.Damn.Wait, this seems so fun.

No, no, no, no.Okay, I'm so ready.This is like Ramper Ball.This is like Ramper Ball.This is like 3D Ramper Ball.Yes.

Wait, you sure?I'm still going though.

You gotta stop.

I think I did pretty well for starting.Yeah.So we didn't even try this before, so here we go.Okay.

Yeah, this is a try, okay.So be the hung man you are.Yeah, yeah, yeah.And take that cart, that's disgusting.

I can't say I've ever heard that somebody's hung.

I don't think.That's crazy.

I'm gonna try, listen, I'm gonna try it at home.I'll let you know how it goes.

Let's go, let's go!Let's go, let's go, let's go.

See, you just wanna slow down for a second.And look at the view.Ooh, it's that big hill.That's sucky.Yeah, so I...

Okay, so I can't go anymore.Oh, wait.

My turn, my turn, my turn, my turn.And if you missed it, you guys, this game is called Simpsons Hit and Run.Let me play.

Let me drive the crane.

Yeah, just literally drive forward.

Yeah, but this is what Arasha did and she didn't get there.Yeah, but I was almost there.

Let's go.This is scary.

Are you guys scared of heights?No, I feel like I'm twirling.

No, I'm not scared of heights.

I feel like my toes are curling just looking at this.Twirl!Come on, baby.This is harder than you think.Oh, I'm addicted to this game.Okay.

Yeah.So maybe good.Don't go.Yeah.So maybe Yeah, Russia.Yeah, Russia.

Okay.

That's the rush.

I'm gonna go down.Yeah, look at this.hill.This is a nice hill.Oh, scary hill, actually.

The truck is kind of cute.

No, I think it's cute.

I'm going back and forth with it, because would you call that a cappuccino brown?Oh, guys, I'm stuck.

It's almost orange.

Yeah, it's like a burnt orange.

Yeah.

Yeah, so.Okay, chance is turned.

So you did really poorly.

Oh, okay, no, no, psych, psych.

I wanna get in there.Oh.Oh, there's still hope.

There's still hope.

I'm going 80.

You got stuck on a rock.

You did really, really poorly.You can try one more time, because that was so embarrassing.

Wait, wait, you guys.There's still hope.

You're going 145 miles per hour right now.

OK, I'm just going to start over again.

Yeah, you can start over.

My favorite way.

You did really, really, really poorly.

OK, guys, new strategy.I'm going to go.You love changing the angle.Yeah, I really have to.

I've heard that before.

OK.OK, we're going to ride this hill.

Okay, so try not to cry.

Okay.It's actually so satisfying.Wait.

Okay, Aracha.Go over there.Yes!

Hit yourself in the ass so you're smaller.In the back.

Yes!You still have some...

Oh, I lost my tires.

Yeah, no, I don't think you're...

I got one, I got one.

You're still going.

Oh my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

This looks like me after a shoot block.

Oh, come on.Just one tire.I'm here to say hey.

Hey.

Say hello.

Hello.

Guys, I might make it.This looks like Shane after two Reddit stories.Let me hear you say hey!Hey!

Guys, I might do this.I'm going 10 miles per hour.No, no!

Okay, okay, chances are.Okay, okay, okay, I can do this.

Shit!

I actually have a really good feeling about this.

I could drive the crane.Wait, HXT, that license plate?

Oh, you're backing up?

Yeah, back that ass.There you go.Yup, go around, take the long way, I like it.Wait till Waymo for our pickup trucks.

Okay, so it's all...Oh, no, no, no, no.Oh, no.Oh, no.I really...Wait, you guys, just...

No!Shit!Shit, you made!

This is your last time!I'm gonna boof it.Just go?Okay, here we go.

Okay.

Oh, just...Wait, go.How do I accelerate?

The right bumper.

The right trigger.God, this is sad.This is sad.You're a sad man.Oh, oh, no, not the running start.

Door's open.And that's why we put the child lock on, guys.Because the door's open.Make sure to shut that.Hey, shut the door.

Shut the door.

Yes.

Yeah, you guys wish.

You all scored on this thing, eh?Yeah.Let's go.Want You Back by Cher Lloyd.I'll say it.Sam Smith.

No.

That would be fun to like.No, you still got this.

OK, Charity's Dream.We do this with songs.Yeah.

How far do I have?How far do I have?I don't understand how you're supposed to get down the mountain without crashing.

Right.No, you just have to, like, crash just enough.Hey, it's all right.

There's your full view.

There it is.

So that's what you have to get down.

But how can we get down when the truck is stuck?OK, ready?

So it's almost like I don't want to get hit too much at the top.Yeah.Because honestly, at the top of this game, I thought the goal was to get obliterated.Right.But that's not it.It's actually like keep going.

That's beautiful.

It's like no matter what hits you on the way there, you still can make it to your destination.

That's beautiful.

Let's go.Let's go.Down the mountain.Oh, that was a tough slam.

But how are you supposed to survive?

Look at this.What about this?

OK.Yeah, yeah, yeah.No, just don't even ride the tires.Come on, come on, come on.

Invert it.

I could play this game for hours.

Oh.Come on, go, go, go, go, go.I'm going to hit my own bumper.

I don't understand.

You're upside down, Angela.I'm eating where I'm eating.

Upside down, Angela.Why don't you take that one more time?

Maybe if we hear it.

Wait.You're so right.

Oh, it changes everything we can hear it.

OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.I'm going to do the...How do I back up left?

I'm going this way, guys.Have you guys seen the Kardashians love themselves?I'm going to send it to all the cast.They do it so fast.I think it'll help everybody in this building.

They love themselves?They don't...

OK.

Because they've been filming since they were like...OK, OK, so now I'm going to break.Yep, yep, you just got to break.Yeah, like, what's the strategy here?How did you do it?

OK, so you just...You got to break.Oh, you didn't go fast.Next.

So, I think break.

I think we have to think about this differently.Like, you guys are making fun of me, but...

Try different roots.That's good.

Root.

Get your GPS on.Yes.Ooh, yeah, yeah, I like that.Just go the opposite way.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't.

Keep it in sight.That's good.Wait, yeah, that looks nice over there.Wait, literally, we've been rushing.

Life is about the slow lane.

I could say it's a highway.It is crazy to drive on a mountain.

Okay.

Oh, no.

Okay.

You can't!You can't!You gotta crash.We gotta hear it.That was...

Be quiet.

I wanna hear it.Wait, guys, check it out.Gavrelle Levine.

Good Ian.The truck.Good, good Russia.

Angela.That's good Ian.No.

Okay.Here we go.See?

See?Oh!Jesus, the hits!Don't forget to brake.

Brake?

Go, go, go!The brake does something, I'm telling you.

Yes!What is brake?

Don't brake, don't brake.Left, um, trigger.

Okay, guys, it's that mountain.It's that mountain.The brake really didn't work.

We have to go across the mountain.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.But I really think the brake is gonna be something, though.

Stop going full forward!We've already done this a million times, it's not gonna work.

No, but we haven't gone full forward with the brake.How's that?How's that for difference?That's good, that's good.Keep it slow.Keep it slow.

Okay, brake.Just drive, baby.Now just drive, just drive, just drive.Come on now, let's just drive.Let's just drive, let's just drive.

Okay, okay, now brake so you get on your feet.

At some point you can't really stir.

There you go, there you go.Oh, stay on your feet.

This is how I go.I go upside down.Yes!Yes.Let's go, honey.Let's go.

Let's go, honey.There you go.Push.Push.Angela.It's going to make it.

Angela.Angela.Angela.

Me in the middle of a Smosh pit theater.Say it.

Don't laugh at that.

No, there's just something so beautiful about, like, the car just crashing and all three of us just watching it.OK.All right.That doesn't want me.OK.So that doesn't want me.

That doesn't want me.OK.Slow gavrel.

You are, like, crane shooting this.Like on a crane, she's like from above.Okay, everything's fine.

It's all good.It's been really well.Okay, I'm holding down the brake.Let's go, let's go!

The point though, you can do nothing.That's what I'm saying is like, what is there to be done?

Like, how are you supposed to?Okay.Flip over, flip over, flip over, flip over.

Flip, flip, flip, flip.

Ground car, flip.

Flip, gavel.

Big hung car, flip.

Something.

Sure.

Okay, I have a new strategy.Hey guys, maybe try it in first person.Wait, that's scary.

Oh, my God.See, this is what was missing.I needed to be in the car.

Okay.You need to hear it, and you need to be in it.Okay.Okay, now get your gum.Yeah, look around.Get your gun, get your gum.

Get your crash cam on.

Where's my, where's my body?

Come on, come on.Yes.I've been in a lot of car accidents and I have a lot of trauma.Sometimes I'll cross the street and I'll prep for impact.

This is scary.Oh my God.

My god, it's kind of talking about my like yeah a little bit of my backstory, but it's totally no no no for sure like this Oh my god, they kind of talk about PTSD.So like anybody like just kind of like yeah, it's totally fun.

Yeah.No, I'm sorry Helping or thank you.Oh now you can see everything.

Thank God you're up here Wait, you're actually full 360 view now.We know where the line is.No, I think you're doing well Oh God, you can see the whole city from here OK, but I'm still moving.

No, this is good.OK.

And you were laughing.

No, we were.

I was doing well, and you were laughing.

You were laughing.You're driving.Yeah.

I just need to be in it.That's what I told you guys.

Oh, my god.You're going to make it.

He's going to make it.Don't jinx me.Don't jinx me like that, Arasha.

OK, sorry.I don't know what's going to happen.

Wait, this is fun.

This is fun.Here we go.

If you get this.

I need to be in it.

I'll literally.

I'm a method actor.

No, no, no.Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.Hey, hey, hey, hey.Hey, count to five.Count to five.It's OK.

It's OK.

It's OK.You're safe.You're safe.You're safe.Crash out.

Green screen, couch, table, TV, mouse, controller.

You're OK.You're OK.

My therapist just had me do that.

I go, that's a problem.the flower is yellow.

Yeah, yeah, you gotta name five red things.Where's my lady?Nice.You go up this nice ass hill.It doesn't want you.That's the hill I tried to climb.

You do not want to die.

It doesn't want me.Okay, here we go.

Do you know a song that wasn't Russia?

No.See, here's my question.What can I be doing to make it better?There is no turning the wheel anymore.

Well, all I'm going to say is when I was in the driver's seat, I got pretty far.

I'm literally, you guys, look.We're just watching.I'm letting go and I'm letting God.There you go.

There you go.

Get back on your feet.I always get upside down like a damn slut.Turn around.Turn around.Get your legs on the ground.

OK. I didn't love the first person point of view.I think I'm going to stay looking at the truck from here.

So anyway, I've been in a lot of car accidents.

Arasha, you already tried this way.

No, no, no.Check it out.Check it out.Ready?Let's go, let's go, let's go.

You're moving the dials like anything's changing.

Dials?

That's where we all.

Spencer.

Guys, I'm still on my feet.Now that looks like Tomator.

I'm still on my feet.

I mean, it kind of does.

Let's go, Arasha.

Are you going backwards?

Yeah, I'm back on my feet.There's like a light.

I'm running.

Okay, okay.

Yes, Arasha.Oh my god, you're driving.Turn that shit around!

No!

Don't let them flip you!

We've come out of this before.I wanna see what skill you can add.

I don't think I have any skill.You didn't play video games, but when there was a really hard level, you had to get your cousin or your brother to come over and beat the level.And beat you.

How often do you wash your hair?Why?

You smelling it?

No, I'm just looking at it.Wait, you don't wash your hair every time you take a shower?

I'm having crazy deja vu right now.

Whoa.Just like splash on your face?Green screen.Camera.Splash one on my face.Water.

You asking him about how often he washes his hair?

It's so strange to have deja vu on camera too, because now I can watch it a million times over.

Wait, I want to see what he's doing.See, what are you doing with your hand?

It's placebo.

OK. I feel like I'm going fast.

You are going fast.You're twirling.

Radiator.She's a fairy.

I wash my hair like once a week.

That's more than me.

No way.

So when I like shower and condition and I like it's wet.Yeah.Yeah.

I wash my hair.Like I grew up washing my hair every night.Oh, I did too.

But it's bad for curls especially.

Yeah, it's really bad.Chance and I have the same exact hair.

Same curl patterns.

Yeah.I didn't want to take it that far too.

sure whoa you're on the wrong side of the island Oh, no, you're gonna.What is this lost wait?

Could you drive around on the beach?

Yeah?

Are you kidding me?

You gotta be kidding me.

Yeah, I'm kidding you You're probably wondering how I got here the barest of bones.I've never seen it like that You guys want to try a different level?

Yeah.

I mean, like, we haven't gotten to the light.

OK, hey, why don't you try this one?You have to run away from the cops.OK.Every day?

She has to go get the heart of Tiffany.

All right.

No, I want to crack.

What are you saying?And you will.

OK.Wait, we're driving the taxi?Turbo Burger.Yeah, if we don't want to sing copyright music, we'll make our own music.My shit.

What?It goes into copyright music.

No, I sang it differently.The cops are coming.This is Simpson's hit -and -run now.

So what's the goal of this one?Keep the pursuit going for at least four hours.

What?

Okay, Arasta, you better get on the run.Shit.You're not doing well.

Oh, shit.Those are the cops.

Five, four, three, two, one.

No, wait, wait.I'm sorry.

You did bad.Let me show you how to run from the authorities.Please.

Let me try again.I didn't know that those were the cops the big flashing lights, so do you want to do more of that?

Were you just like trying to ride like spot?Oh, I think I liked out running from the car the cops is fun.

You see you get the truck away you get the

Give me that car.

The cops are coming.

I'm going.I didn't even get a try.I'm going.That didn't even count.So what was it?

Were you going towards them?

You can barely drive, Angela.I'm just gonna give you that.Go ahead, go.

Okay, well don't go the same way that Chance did.This truck is really slow.

They're coming from that way, so...

Go straight.

You're going - They're coming, they're coming!Why would you go there?Why would you off -road?This is not an off -road - Oh, honey.

We just were off -roading off a mountain!I thought that was okay!It is, but - How do you back up?How do you back up?!

Left trigger.Left bumper.Uh, left trigger.No!The cops are off -road.

You did worse than me.

Okay, okay.Okay, I got a strategy.I have a strategy.Okay.Okay, turn around.

We're already - We're already losing time.Is this frustrating to watch?

You keep changing the POV that we're looking at.You're not moving.Wait, wait, I've still got it.

Yes, yes, yes.

You didn't leave the gas.

Go!

She can't go.She has nowhere to go.

I know, I'm good.

You no go.You, okay.Go, go, go, go.She can't go.There's nowhere to go.

Yes, she can.I'm going.Go, go, go.

Why are you changing the angle so much?Don't change the angle.

Sorry, sorry.Get your hand off me. I'm sorry.I love it.

Oh my God.She's getting away!Drive, Arash, drive!Oh no, they're pushing you off.

No, I'm pushing them off.

See, this is - I've got control.Go, go, go!Now don't you wish you had the gun.

Stop changing the angle.Sorry.Move your thumb off of that.No, no, the left is the turn on the - There's another!Keep going!

Continue.Stop changing the angle.

I'm literally gonna hold this thumb.Look at this thumb.

No, no, it's the right one.Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry.It's this one, it's this one.No, it's...

Oh, f***.Why would the cop just do that?

Keep going, keep going.

Oh my God, you're amazing.

You're amazing, you're on the run.Okay, I gotta juke him.

Nice, you juked.

Go away.

Again with the ass crash?I'm sorry, I gotta break, I gotta break.I'm just, this thumb is going nuts.

What do you guys think was in the back of the truck?

I think it was a bunch of Amazon makeup.A bunch of makeup.

dildos or something.

Pig nubs off of my bum.What if we just didn't hear the siren, huh?Look at this f***ing loser.

Oh my god, he's going so fast.

You are too.Make him crash.

I'm going 80 miles an hour.

Make him crash.Oh my god!

These cops don't fear anything!Oh my god!Oh my god!

Wait, but you're still good.

Wait, you have to do that again.

But you're still good.

I literally can't go anywhere.

No, they haven't gotten you.Go again.Go again.That was amazing.No, you're still good.

I can't get out.I have no body.I have no...I have no corporeal form.Is that what it's called?

This is horrific to watch.

I guess come get me.Why would you just get out of the car?Like, you did not need to do all that.Okay, you got me. I'm arrested.

What do you want to prove?Cool.

Okay, this is actually really fun.You get to go fast.You get to go fast.Get ready.Oh, they're right behind you.They start right up on you.

Okay, go.

Stacking.Eat my ass, pigs.No, kids, just cough.

Run, Angela, run.

Wait, that's the offense?

They're speeding too, though.

Yeah, they started it.

Okay, careful, Angela, these cops.Get off me!

Oh, nice.I'm still moving.I'm still moving.Nice, nice.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Now all I have to do is go down the mountain.

Go down the mountain.Oh.

The cops really don't fear death.You have to try this one.It's really good.

That's it?

OK, here we go.Ready?

Run, Arasha, run.

OK, I'm going to take a turn.

OK.

We have all the makeup in the back of the trunk.We got to move.

Yes, Arasha.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.I'm still good.

You're not, though.You can try again.

Close out your tab.

Because that was bad.

Thanks, guys.I just wanted to take the turn, but I'm not going to do that.

Okay, here we go.

I'm gonna take the later turn.Come on.Come on, baby.

What was the thing at the top, the arrest of Abe?Hard.

drive so you can't wreck the car so you just got to kind of go straight for as long as you can is that what it is i don't think this car is very good at turning okay so just go straight so just this okay just i'm gonna floor it gunning it and you know what go don't listen to them yes yeah yeah yeah get rekt yeah yeah yeah get them you've heard of let them get them okay that is not a trash can it's a steel that trash can is the government and they're Go, Angela.

You got it.Ready?Yeah.

Just f*** Laura and get ready for that turn because you're gonna need to turn.Take that turn.

And it's just a little bit of a light turn.

It's a little bit of a right.Yeah.Yeah.Go.There's a map in the bottom left corner.

Oh, that's big.That's big.

Okay, Angela, you got - Oh, so maybe don't turn right.That's a dead end.Straight for a while.

Go left on that second left.Or the right - the second right.

Okay, Angela, you're gonna veer right coming up.

Get off my - That's so annoying.

Okay, okay.It's cause he hit me.We can actually get away from them.We can actually get away from them.

Okay, yeah, I think we got this.I think we got this.It's cause he hit me.

Just straight forward.I'll tell you when you're gonna have to turn.Okay.Just straight forward.Okay, straight forward.

I almost think we should turn the headphones off.So it's like there's nobody.Yeah, the sirens are distracted.It does add stakes.

It adds stakes.Okay, Arasha, you're gonna veer right in 5432.No, no.

That's okay.I'm still good.

You are still good.You are still good.

You are still good.

You can.Oh, yeah, angles.

That's when you know.

Yes, Arasha.

Let's go.

Now go, go, go!Okay, left, left.You have to turn left.You have to turn left.It ends.The road ends right there.

Shit.Okay, Arasha, that was the best yet.That was the best yet.

That was the best yet.Okay, so yeah, Spencer's right.You gotta let them hit each other.

Yeah.You know who I'm listening to?

I'm listening to...This is impossible to answer this question and not get in trouble.

That was good, that was good.It's Smosh sleepover.This is the f***ing best.Yes.Okay, careful, careful.

And we're hashtag blessed.

Nice chance.Oh!Okay, okay, yeah, careful, careful, slow down.Where are they?Really good turn.Where the f*** are they, huh?

Careful, careful.That's my man.Juke him, juke him.That's my man.Oh wait, are you behind him?Hit him.

Hit him.This is the coolest you've ever been in a car.

Yeah, cool.That was awesome.

Yeah, this is the coolest meal my Vespa Yes My man, I'm going to the white okay, that was the most alive Okay, I'm gonna go again No, you can go you can go restart restart literally does feel like you're running from the cops and it's kind of exhilarating Yeah, get in here here sit here you have to it's that was the coolest I've ever been that was The way you were like kind of slightly tapping them.

Classic escape.Classic escape.

3 ,000 bounty?OK, so I could have evaded.OK, I get it now.

Oh, I'm like, this is like ancient times.

Whoa, we're in the 50s.Get out of there.Get out of there.Break.

What's my charge, sir?

How are you supposed to get out of that?

Don't go straight.

Yeah.Or just like maybe sort of a little out of their way.

Yes, Spencer.That's good.

That's good.Yeah, go around this guy.Careful.

Careful.Spencer, that was awesome.Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Yeah.

He's right up on your ass.

Look at this light blue piece of shit.It's a gorgeous blue.You're trying to pit me, bro.

The boys in blue.

Uh -oh, uh -oh.

Go, Spencer!Go, Spencer!Spencer!Yes.Let's just go off.So pretty.

Run in the woods.Interesting choice by me.

No, this is great.

It's beautiful.Look at all the flowers.

I love that.Yeah, you can hide.Yeah, just find some good, big trees.

We're just trying to find some God -fearing trees.No, no, no.It's a barrier.

Back the hell up.Push.

Yes.

Push.

You can do it.

Hurry before they come and slam you back into it.

Hey, Spencer.

What'd you say?

No, no, no.

You have no idea where you are.Look at that.

Oh my god, you've almost evaded.

Wait, stay in the forest.

You're in five, four.

Oh my god.

Three.

You're just in the bushes.

Two.Don't go back on the road.

Respectfully, we didn't get to try that one, so.That was the lamest way to do that.I'm so sorry.You're the one else who writes.

Okay, guys, so we're doing one where you have to land the car on a boat.Get on a boat.Naturally.

Let's sound a little more excited for that.Okay, there's the light.The light's back.

The light's back.The line.Oh.This is a Pesimilex.This is the kind of car, you guys.I know cars.

I'm just glad there are cops.

Made in November.November 11th, 1967.

Turn.

Angela Turn.

Angela Turnageodon.What?

Angela Turnageodon.I forgot we're not running from the cops.And I was like, go!

Move, bitch!

This is the way you have to go?

I'm following the white.Yeah, don't do that.Move, bitch!

I don't know why that's killing me.

Wait, what are you following?

The goalposts.Turn right.The goalposts!This thing?Arash, it's just...

Where are you going?I'm following...I was following the...What?Are you guys seeing the white light?

Because I'm seeing it.Like the general glare on the screen?Yeah, like that white.

Like that white.No, no, no.How fun would a cruise be?

Guys.

That's good.

If you're listening, send us on a cruise.

Send us on a cruise.

I grew up and when I was 16 we went on a cruise.There was a Johnny Rockets on the cruise.Johnny Rockets on the cruise.That, Teen Club.

Yeah, you love the Teen Club.

Shut the f*** up.Where's the boat?

You got to go through these goal posts, and then the black ones on the right.Yep, yep, yep.

You guys, I really think I would have done really well in the Titanic.

Five minutes to get that boat.

You got it, Ang.Goddamn.No, no, you got it.Finish that turn.Maybe back it up.Hearing you guys get so frustrated.

It's just crazy because there's no obstacles, and yet.There you go.

There it is.

Just go.

OK, you want me to play like this?I'll play like this.No, no, no.

No, no, no.You're being stubborn.

No, because I'm pissed off.

Back up.There you go.There you go.OK, last four posts.How do I get up?How do I move up?

Proceed.More angles.Let's go to the boat.Is this fast enough for you?No, it's not.

I'm sorry.I feel like a fool.

No, you did great.

No, I'm sick of this shit.I'm like, honestly, f***ing sick of it.

No, you did really well.

I literally, I think if I met a genie and they gave me three wishes, one of them, I'd be like, can you help me be good at joystick?I'm not kidding.That's where we're at in my life.Where I want to, I want to be able to do it.Wait, why would you ask the genie to help you instead of just wishing me to be good?Oh, well, yeah, same, same thing.

Can you help me?I'm just like sick of being in a disappointment.You know what I mean?I'm so f***ing sick of it.Tim's laughing.It's fucking humiliating.

I would ask the genie for some yogurt and some fruit.

The genie's like, the grocery store is literally right there.

You could literally go to Crafty right now.You want a parfait?

Anything else?

He's like, you know what?It is actually so refreshing.People are wishing for crazy shit.A parfait, I can go to Tudor.

I can, you know what?He goes, that, I'm not hearing enough.

Yeah, yeah.

We're doing a super long outro.We love you guys so much.Thank you for watching us play this.We're going to get to the boat, and then the video's going to end.I think I might make it.So thank you for watching.

Let us know what else you want to see.Click on some other videos below.Buy your tickets to Smosh Hospital.Like, what else do I have to say?I'm trying to do an outro.I'm trying to keep it going.

This is insane.Crazy.This car is also so unremarkable.

It's so simple.It truly is like your babysitter's car.

It's like, beep beep, I'm outside.And you're like, go around the block.And then I had a babysitter.

I had a babysitter.

Yellow bug.

I remember in seventh grade, there was a pool party going on.Sorry, yeah, I just like it there was a pool party going on and she was like I'll drop you off at the pool party and I We pull up to the pool party and I got so nervous to go in that I just was like can we just go home?

This was in high school Sorry, oh my god Thanks for watching the video.

The cops show up on the boat.There's scuba.

They're still shooting underwater.

15 minutes of all that buildup.Let us know if you want to see us do this again.I did this!

We already did the outro.

Bye!