Cardi B: Drama, Divorce, & Diggs (Full Episode)

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What is up, daddy gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy. Cardi B, welcome to Call Her Daddy.

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Hi, daddy.

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I have to tell you, you have been on my dream guest list since I started the show. So to be here with you, no, it's like you don't even get it. It's an honor. Thank you for being here tonight.

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Thank you.

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Very excited. We need to talk about your outfit. Yeah. How did you pick this tonight?

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Well, I wanted to do a jersey, but I wanted to do my style and stuff like that. And I was like, well, I mean, like. I was calling my man so I could show him, but he's just, he sleep at this time. You know what I'm saying? He, he, he sleep right now. He go to sleep right early.

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So on the back of that Jersey, what is the name? Mr. Diggs.

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Congrats.

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You look very happy.

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The Jersey is fucking amazing.

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It's so cute. Um, okay, wait.

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So I heard you had a late night, I wasn't at the studio. I was actually doing a music video with Kehlani and we finished like around 5 a.m. So I got like in like at 5.30 and we did like freaking five wig changes and I'm like, I don't know, how am I gonna wake up early in the morning?

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Like I am so tired. It was like seven different scenes.

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I was, ugh.

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Are you a night person? I am a night person, but I was up from 6 a.m. to all the way to 5 a.m., so I was just tired. How do you feel about this new album coming out? I feel really good. You do? I do really feel, I feel really good.

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I feel really happy. A little bit of pressure

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because it's been almost seven years? It is a little bit of pressure because I feel like people gonna wanna be mean just because they feel like, it's like, oh, well, we waited seven years for this. So some of them are just gonna talk shit because they just want that. And then it's like, you know what it is?

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You guys want like these poppy WAP records and it's that, I can always give you that. You know what I'm saying? You can always go with the little trap, trap sound

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and stuff. Totally.

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Do you drink? Yeah. Do you go out and party still?

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Hell yeah.

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What is an ideal night out for you and your friends?

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An ideal night out with my friends, so I noticed one thing, I am not the type of person that like to lounge and then club. I like to go straight club and then after. Like some people, I didn't know that people pregame so much.

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They like to go to dinner, they like to smoke hookah, then they like to go to the club. No honey, I'm too tired for that shit. I wanna go to the club and then after the club, I wanna go to the afties to 6 a.m. I can't do 8 p.m. to 6 a.m. I can't do that. So you're going like 1 a.m.? I go, well, I'm from New York,

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so I usually party in New York, and I party in Miami a lot, so I like to be at the club by 2 a.m., 2.30. Okay, wait, your name Cardi B comes from Bacardi, the alcohol, right? What is your go-to drink now? Oh, Hennessy. Always? I love Hennessy, yes. And okay, wait, tell me who is the most fun celebrity

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you've ever partied with?

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Well, there was this one night that me and Megan, we went to, we was in her hotel room. It was my stylist, it was her hair stylist. And we was just like drinking and like talking and playing games.

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And we had such a good time just doing that. Sometimes those are the best nights though cause you're like, I didn't even need to leave the room. It was the people that you're with. It's the best energy. Yeah. And you're gonna actually be able to talk. Cause when you're at a club, it's hard to talk.

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Yeah. It was like a couple of days after the VMAs. We were so, well, it was actually tequila. She drinks tequila.

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Wait, are you a tequila girl though?

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I'm not a tequila girl. It just makes me kind of sleepy. I need to be up energy on dog demon time.

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Are you ever not though? I feel like your energy is like electric, any room you walk in.

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But I can get sleepy. I'm a granny, so I get sleepy real quick. Especially if I don't like the vibe or like the DJ is not good, cause it's all about the DJ. If the DJ is not good and not playing my records, I'm ready to go to bed.

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Wait, have you ever fell asleep at a club?

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Almost. I think me and my boyfriend, we're very infamous with our friends. Like we're very infamous at leaving. Oh, you're like full Irish exiting. If the music is not right,

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You're out.

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we're like, we look at each other, it's like, you want to leave? And it's like, yep. And our friends be like, y'all always leave us hanging. And they think that it's like

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we're ready to fuck. And it's like, no, we just want to go to bed. Okay, you got your butt pierced earlier this year. Yeah.

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How the hell did you decide to do this?

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I don't know.

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How did you know you could do it?

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I've seen it before. And so you just randomly decided. Yes, and it was so cute.

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Wait, did it hurt?

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No, it didn't hurt. But I'm not gonna recommend it to people because I had surgery on my butt. You know what I'm saying? You know sometimes people say that my butt is too big, but they don't understand they already did a butt surgery

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to reduce my ass.

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They did.

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Yes, so you know when people do a tummy tuck in your stomach I practically did a tummy tuck on my ass, like on top so I could remove some biopolymers. So like the top of my ass, like that skin part, is like numb, like a tummy tug. Yeah, so when I pierced my ass, I ain't feel shit.

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You're like, did you do it yet?

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It looks cute.

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It was the easiest piercing ever. It cost me like $13,000 because it was real diamonds. And guess what? It went down the toilet.

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Cardi?

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It went down the toilet.

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How quick? Like the first week?

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No, it was like a month, but then I realized that it's like, hold on. And it's like, oh, then I was looking around, I was looking at my pants and my panties and stuff. And I'm like, yep, went down the toilet. 13 fucking K on your asshole.

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Oh my God.

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Ass crack. Ass crack. It's so cute, I gotta show you a picture so you can see it, it's really cute.

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Okay, yeah, you can show me a picture after. So now is it just, it's out? You don't have it anymore or did you refill it?

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No, no, I haven haven't been in the mood, but. And did you know the person piercing you or did you just walk into a shop one night

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and be like, what's up?

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Yeah, I just went to Maria Taj, they pierced me all the time. They were so excited. They said they were gonna refund me too on the piercing, so.

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Why, because it fell in the toilet?

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Yeah.

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Okay, wait, we're gonna play a game. Okay. That's why I had you bring your phone in here tonight. So the game is called confess or text.

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Okay.

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I have been doing this with people recently. Here is what's gonna happen, Cardi.

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Yes.

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I'm gonna ask you a juicy question.

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Oh, this is it.

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If you wanna answer it, answer it and we go to the next question. If you don't want to answer it, then you have to text someone. And you're going to text the person in one of those bowls. And then there's also telling you what you're going to text that person.

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What is the craziest rumor you've ever heard about yourself?

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Yeah, well, a new one now. Because some rumors are a little dark. And some rumors are like bitch be for real like there's a rumor that like my boyfriend dumped me because my BBL stink and it's just like The way this as we get an Ian it can be no, but the thing about me is I'm very very anal

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Funny I'm very anal about how I smell got it. You know what I'm very anal. Funny. I'm very anal about how I smell. Got it. You know what I'm saying? I don't know who made the rumors that BBL stink, but it's like, it doesn't fucking stink. Well, how would a BBL stink if you don't got no open wombs?

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Why, because your ass is fatter? You can't clean a fat ass? You don't know how to clean a fat ass?

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You do.

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I do.

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And let me tell you something.

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Let me tell you something.

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If you get fucked in the ass, I know how to do shit too. You can't even play with me.

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Is that crazy when you read that shit online?

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Yes, like it's like be fucking for real.

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Do you talk about it with Step On or no?

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No, we just be joking about it. Like, I heard you left me because my BBL stink.

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Okay, next. Which artist do you think is secretly insanely jealous of you?

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Oh, it's plenty, honey. Jesus Christ. All of these bitches. All of these bitches.

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What's a kink or fantasy you've never admitted publicly?

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Shit, I think I've done them all. Nah, I would like in a threesome to have a really pretty faced girl that I really like and we both sucking dick together, but not just like, my turn, your turn, my turn, your turn, like making out, clashing on it.

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And I love that you specified like really pretty face. What, because you're gonna have to look at her? Or you keeping your eyes open or closed?

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If I like her a lot, I mean, you know, it's really passionate when you make out with girls. I'm not, boy, you make out, period. I'm very passionate. Like, I like to make love. So I'm just not like, oh, you jerking and sucking, I jerking and sucking, you jerking

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and sucking, I jerking and sucking. No, it's just like a clash.

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You're coming together to make something beautiful.

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Yeah.

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When is the last time you faked an orgasm? It's been a minute. It's been a minute really.

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It's good.

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It's been really a long, long time.

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Did you ever go through a spurt where you were faking them?

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Yes.

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We all do. We don't judge. Okay, name a celebrity who you think would be amazing in bed.

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Who would be good in bed? I never really thought about it. You can go for the bowl. No, I'm just trying to picture. Maybe probably like one of these rapper, these rap girls, like it's like, I'm expecting them to be good in bed if the way y'all talk.

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That's fair. I like that.

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It's like, I hope so. I hope you could eat some pussy. If you're singing about it. If you're singing it. Do they even sing about, yeah, oh yeah. If y'all see y'all bisexual shit, I hope y'all could eat some fucking pussy.

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What's been the worst PR crisis you've ever been in?

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Oh.

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Ah, it's so many. It's so many.

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But like, I feel like you handle them with grace.

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With grace? I be pulling my pussy hairs out. They be stressing me out. They wanna cancel me. They want to cancel me and it's just like, I don't mean no harm.

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Like matter of fact, I'm gonna tell you when.

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I think I know what you're gonna say.

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The fat phobic stuff?

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Yeah.

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And it's like, now they saying that I hate fat people and it's like do you think I wake up like oh I hate fat people I hate them. I hate them. I hate that I guess I do what the fuck are you serious? Like no, I don't I don't but it was is my this one like my fans my fans robbed me up and then when I think it's funny, then I repeat what they say and it's like But but my fans did it first and then like the GP the general public be like if your fans but you know what sometimes like when I get like in trouble I guess people be like oh you

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guys give Cardi a pass for everything you guys get away with everything and I don't feel that I feel like when I make a mistake, you guys want to cancel me so bad. But the reason why I don't get canceled is because I always been like this. I'm not like, I mean, I'm not saying that these celebrities are faking the, nobody's faking the funk.

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I just feel like they're a little bit more private than me. But it's like, I'm just really being myself. I always be myself. Like, it's like, maybe sometimes I might be a little bit rougher with my jokes, but I'm just a rough joker. But I don't mean no harm.

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That's what makes you you. Yes. Okay, bowl. I knew you would answer all these fucking questions. I'm like, there's no way we're gonna even have to have her to text anyone.

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I could just keep going, you're gonna answer. You want me to text, oh, cause you want me to be messy, okay. Yeah, yeah, messy. A celebrity, oh my gosh. A celebrity you don't know that well, but have their number anyways. Can you help me make a clean version of this lyric? Micro penis, I call that drowning in the pussy. Wait, do I even have celebrities numbers?

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Let me see if Lizzo changed her number. Let's fuck with Lizzo. She's gonna be like, bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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I love that you're just calling and not texting.

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You're not a texter.

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Hey, um, I need your help with something right quick. Can you help me make a clean version of this lyric?

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Which one?

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It goes like this. It's a little silly but... It's like this, Micro penis, I call that drowning in the pussy.

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Wait, you said Michael, Michael penis?

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Micro penis, I call that drowning in the pussy.

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Michael penis, I call that drowning in the pussy.

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Yeah, if you can help me with that lyric, that would be so great. I'll call you right, right back. Thank you so much. You're such a great person. I love you.

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Okay, I'ma think about it.

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Okay, okay.

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Okay, bye.

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Carly! Holy fucking shit! She's a real one. She's like, alright, I'm gonna think on this shit. Wait, you said micro penis?

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Yeah.

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That was good. You know what, but Lizzo is the sweetest person.

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That was amazing.

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Lizzo is the sweetest person. So that's why I was like, oh, I know somebody.

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Dude, you know she's gonna actually text you later

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and be like, all right, I don't need that. She will. That's really sweet. She will, like... Thank you, Lizzo.

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She will.

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Oh my god, I'm crying. Oh my god, Lizzo just texted me back.

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Shut the fuck up.

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Let me see what she said.

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You have me really sick of her being like, what rhymes with micropenis?

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She's sitting in the club thinking about this. Should we tell her the truth? Yeah, yeah, message her back. Yeah, send her a picture.

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Not Lizzo literally at the club being like, micro penis. Surprise, surprise, they told me to text a celebrity. I knew you would. Surprise, they told me to text a celebrity. I knew you would have my back. I know you will have my back. Cardi. Yeah, she's a real one. I told you, she's really real.

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That game wasn't that bad. Now you were good.

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You were a fucking team score.

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You see, I could have text.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you didn't. You fucking called. I love you for that.

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Okay, let's talk about before your music career took off. You were working as a stripper. How did you get into that? I was working in a supermarket around my school, well, the college I was going to, BMCC. And I got fired. And I was just talking to one of the managers of the supermarket. And I was just like, oh, I need this job so much. You think you could talk to this and that person too so they won't fire me? And he was like, you don't even need this job.

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Like this is really bad. He was Turkish. You don't even need this job. You should go across the street. They have really pretty girls. You have nice body.

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I know the people there. And I was like, for real? And I was just so scared. And he's like, nah, it's nothing crazy. You know, like you, coming out of high school and going to college, you don't really know what a strip club is or what they do or.

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What was your first day like? Were you nervous?

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I was very nervous.

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Okay, wait, as you got more used to it,

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did you come up with a signature move? Oh yes, but honey, I was, I know how to work that pole. Well, used to, I'm getting a little pounds, but I know how to work the pole. I was really infamous for my pole dancing.

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What was your go-to move on the pole that was like, holy fucking shit?

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I used to go like this, and I could lift my whole body, like roll my whole body, like on the press, just with my neck and stuff. I don't know how to, can't really demonstrate it.

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Okay, it's okay. We can all imagine. Yeah. Before this, did you know when you were a young girl that you wanted to get into rap?

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Yes. I always like rap. I'm not going to say really like rap. I always knew I wanted to get into music. Like I used to sing and I went to school for theater and music and singing.

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Do you remember the first song you ever wrote?

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I used to write like songs and stuff like that. And I used to be like, mom, look, I wrote this song and everything. You know, when you used to see the Cheetah Girls and stuff like that, you just wanna be an artist when you see the Cheetah Girls.

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Those outfits?

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Yeah.

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Did you wanna be one of them more?

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Raven was always like me. The star of Would you write songs about your life or just like random shit? No, like random love things. I was always like in love with an imaginary person when I was like a child, a kid. I always had a crush in the air. Always had a crush on like,

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nobody. Like why do I have a love life with no love at eight years old?

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Wait, do you remember who your actual like physical breathing human being first crush was?

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Yeah, Usher.

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Okay.

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Marion.

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But no one at school. Huh?

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No one at school? Huh? No one at school?

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Oh, not like as that young, no.

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In an interview, you said that passions and dreams go out the window when you're just trying to survive, understandably.

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Yeah.

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What ultimately, like during the rise of your career, before obviously the huge success of your first album, like what kept you going in moments where shit wasn't really going well?

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Just the fact that the bill have to be paid, doesn't matter, it don't matter if things not going well, the rent gotta be paid. Like the rent, oh, you're crying, oh, you're sad. Nobody, your landlord is not trying to hear that you ain't made enough money this week, that you ain't got no food to eat,

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that you going through it with a man. They are not trying to hear that shit, bitch. Where's my 11, honey? I don't give a fuck. Oh.

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Was there ever a time in music that you considered giving up?

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Yes. A couple of times. Yeah. Especially in the beginning. Do you have advice for anyone right now who is feeling like maybe they need to give up

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on their dreams because they're just going through way too much hard shit?

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It took me about two, three years to get to where I wanted to be and a whole bunch of songs. I feel like if, don't give your job up, you know what I'm saying? Don't be like, oh, I'm a nurse, but I wanna be a rapper, I wanna be a singer, and I'm just gonna give everything up for this because if it doesn't happen, then what?

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You don't have nothing. But focus on your plan A, but it's like make sure you always have a plan B. Some people don't go with plan B. I go, well, actually, I kind of don't be going with plan B.

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You're going to be Cardi B no matter what. You got to believe that shit. Like it was one way or another, you were going to be you and famous. But I didn't know how I was gonna become famous though. But you knew it probably in your soul that you were gonna be known for something, you just didn't know what?

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Yeah, because it's just like everywhere I go, like it's like I'm special or something. It's like, oh my God, in every club, in every school, in every job, like it's like me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. You're like, guys, I'm exhausted. Give me a touch of your soul. And it's like, yeah, I would just be like, why me?

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Who is me? Like, what am I? Everybody used to be like, you're gonna make it. And it's like, on what though? Like, I don't know. Like, I'm not good at doing comedy. Like, it's like, what, like, who sings that song?

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Is it the Mermaid or is it Mulan?

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Oh, which one?

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Like, it's like that song that is talking about what is my purpose?

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Oh wait, the reflection in the mirror.

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It's like, who's that girl?

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Yeah, who is that girl?

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Oh, oh, what is it?

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Standing there back at me. That's Mulan, right? Yes. That's me. Like what is my purpose? And my purpose is to be a fucking rapper and spank these bitches. That's my purpose.

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The fact that everyone even in like your hometown and your friends and your parents and everyone before all of this was like, bitch, you're gonna do something.

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Yes.

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You just have that aura about you. Yeah. Which is fucking amazing. Okay, you recently said, as you've been lately also alluding to, that there are some female rappers in the industry

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that can't stand you. Why do you think that is?

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I think it's a lot of different things. I think it's because I'm so relatable. I'm so relatable and I think they think, like it's like, why am I not in her position? Why her and not me? And the thing is that is that I might make it,

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I might be relatable, I might make it look easy, but it's really not. I put a lot of thought to it. I have a team. And even when you have a team, like it's like you operate it.

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So if you're not really, like me sometimes I would just wake up at 3 a.m. and I have an idea and I call Patience, I call Collin, I call my managers. It's like, we gotta do this. I could come up with a song, I could come up with a certain type of beat in my head.

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Not even, because I don't do beats and stuff like that, but it's like, I have an idea. And I start calling all the producers that I work with and it's just like I Make it look easy, but I spent a lot of time

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Perfecting it making it great

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like even the most simplest thing that you'll be like that is so simple to do but it's not and I think cardi like I

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appreciate you also saying that where people may be jealous because you are like

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Authentically yourself. I think there is a lot of people that maybe if they're talented in one capacity of music, they may not be able to like express themselves any other way but through music. You kind of do both, which is your superstardom I think is like people are like, you are funny as fuck. I like following you.

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I like watching your food reviews and your TikToks and your Instagrams and your lives and all this,

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and you make bomb fucking music. Yeah, well.

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You're like, wait, yeah, keep going.

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But I don't like to waste time. Like it's like some people do address almost everything in their music. I don't feel the same ways every single day. So I have to buzz that nut of saying how I feel that same day.

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Like that same day, if I'm mad that same day, I have to say something that day, because five, four days from now, I might not feel that way no more. So it's like, I don't wanna put a song that I'm talking about this,

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but I don't give a fuck about that no more.

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I have to say what I'm feeling in this exact moment. Which could get you in a little bit of trouble.

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It can, but it's like, I wanna talk about it today. That's what I want to do, I'm mad today. People have made this whole story that I came in the industry to like, take over somebody's career or like make them think, but it's like, I never thought about,

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I never thought that, I just wanted to become famous at what I like to do. That's all things. Sometimes people just don't get along with each other and if they don't get along with each other, it's no more, it's no more like, oh, but I think that they don't get along with each other

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because somebody from the higher ups wanted to make and destroy and this and that. No, this what I was destined for. I was destined to become this. Whether, no matter who signed me, no matter what, I was going to be famous and I was going to be a rapper,

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no matter what, because this is what I invested my time with, invested my own money with. Like before I got signed, I was investing my money. It's nothing more than just people didn't get along with each other. And that's just that, but I'm done with that.

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I'm so done with that. I think it's more of a fan thing.

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I agree with you. I also think this concept can get out of proportion, especially with women. Yeah. can get out of proportion, especially with women. And I think it's like, no, there is enough room for other people to have success.

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Yeah, but it's not, you know what? One thing I also noticed, it don't only happens in the female rap. It just is more intense in the female rap because I feel like female rappers, like we are more direct.

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We're more direct than like pop girls. You know what I'm saying? Like we're not like fake shady. We're going to give you the whole tree of shade. Like we're not like, oh, oh, I kind of don't like you, but whatever.

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Like people are not going to know. Like female rappers, we're more direct with the, I don't fuck with you and you don't fuck with me type shit. However, I do see a lot of fans, like even with pop girlies, like it's like they really make people not like each other.

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And I be like, what? I didn't even know that, what? Like.

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Why do you think people do that?

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Cause it's fun for them. It's fun for them. Like, people, maybe there should be a documentary about fan bases. Because it's like some people will really hate somebody else and like some people will make pages dragging people all day long and like the real celebrities

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don't even have an issue with each other.

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They're literally finding out news and like, oh really, I didn't know that about myself. How fascinating. And it's like, where the fuck should these people get this shit from? But I agree, I think they have fun with it.

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And then to be a part of something that feels fun. You end up winning a Grammy for your debut album. What do you remember at that point, how success felt?

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It's like really funny when people say like, be careful what you wish for, cause you just might get it. And when I ask God for things, I don't know, maybe I'm really anointed or something, maybe I don't know, I can't explain it. But it's like, when I ask God for things,

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he really gives it to me. But it's like, like, there's bad that comes with the things you wish for. So you really gotta be careful what you wish for. Like I always wish for this lifestyle. I didn't know that this life and money and success

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would bring so much hatred, so much pain, so much mental health issues. Like I feel like I be having mental health issues because of this life, but it's just, it is what it is. It's a lot.

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we need something.

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I've never tried it.

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Should I prepare for something?

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Well, do it slowly because you think it's, you think it's whipped cream, but it tastes like alcohol. So if you take a lot, it's like, it's almost like taking a shot.

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Stop. It's like taking a shot. Stop. It's like taking a shot. OK, well now I have to fucking do it, because now I pulled it out. OK.

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OK, you got to shake it.

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Then shake it down.

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Yeah.

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You got to put it this way.

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No.

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Yeah.

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OK, no, that's too much. That's too much. It's alcohol. Swallow. Are you a swallower? Show me you're a swallower.

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Okay, we're done.

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Oh, you a quick swallower.

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Oh.

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You're, wait a minute. What are your, what are your, what are your little fantasies? How about that? What are your-

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Well, Cardi, although this feels professional, I did become known for the Glluck Gluck 9000. A Gluck Gluck, you know. Episode three, back in the day, Cardi, I was teaching girls how to suck dick left and right.

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But you know what? What? That is very important.

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It is, thank you.

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Sucking dick is so important.

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Yes.

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Do you know there's like categories of like, like some men, no, you don't understand. I have gone in a rabbit hole. I didn't know how special are eaters to these men.

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What? Hold on, rewind. You didn't know.

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No, I know, but listen, these men have these girls on their phone. Everybody has a eater, and I didn't know that. And then, like, you be like, are you, so, and then you ask them, so if this girl suck your dick so good,

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why don't you marry them? And it's like, and they be like, why don't you marry them? And it's like, and they be like, I don't wanna marry them, I don't really like them, I don't even know their birthday, I don't care about their last name, I just know that they're my favorite eater.

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So when they suck my dick, they're the best at sucking my dick. And that's that.

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Have you ever been someone's eater?

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No, well, I don't know.

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So true, you wouldn't know I guess.

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Well the thing about it is sometimes people say that like their favorite eater is somebody that they just don't care, they just eat dick. And you know what, sometimes they don't even fuck them. They just there to suck dick. But they never forget about their favorite eater.

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Like their eater is always in the back of their mind. Even if you probably fucking them and sucking their dick, it's like, yeah, she's sucking my dick too. Good, but they're thinking about their eater. Can you believe that? That's how important it is to know how to suck dick.

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Cardi, this is like kind of turning. Ask every man. No, no, no, this is turning

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into an educational podcast right now.

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Because these men have these things these girls call eaters, and they're very important to their life, but not really.

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So you technically wanna get to a point where you are wifey material with a background in eating?

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Well, yes.

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Well, yes, everyone, and that is the TED Talk for today. No, trust me, I know how serious this is.

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And you will think, well, if he sees her so much, he probably got feelings for her, he probably loves her. Because why you keep going back to the same bitch? Do you know they don't even care if they're missing a leg? All they care about is their head.

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They just want their dick sucked.

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By that person.

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And then what, they're just like, get out.

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They'll be like, well, have a good day.

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Thank you, Mary.

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Yes, it really be like that, like how you doing?

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Hey, how you doing? Hey, how you doing? Could they ever get to girlfriend status?

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I mean, I feel like the way a man talks to you or like if a man don't really wanna fuck you and it's just like, it's just a head, like it's like.

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Yeah, if he's not like paying for a meal ever or going out in public with you ever. Yeah.

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Or rarely ever calling you. Some girls just really wanna eat. Can you believe that? They just want to eat. They just know they were born to eat. I swear to God, it's a weird science. I don't understand it because I never knew,

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but it's the truth.

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This is fascinating. Let's hear from all the eaters. Reach out to us and let us know how.

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Let us know.

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Let us know.

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That's fascinating.

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Yeah, I wanna do some research on it.

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Okay, we're gonna play a game, ready? We're gonna call it WAP or FLOP.

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WAP or FLOP.

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I'm gonna give you a scenario If it's a turn on, you say wop. If it's a turn off, you say flop. Ready? Yeah.

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He only wants to fuck to your songs. I don't, it's kind of like a flop. I don't really want to fuck to my songs. If you had to fuck to one of your songs, what would it be? It's a song that's on the album. It's called My Back.

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Seems appropriate.

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Yeah.

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Okay, he is obsessed with sucking toes.

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I wop a flop.

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Okay, explain.

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Well, I like when my man love my toes. And I like when my, you know, oops, stuff. My significant other wanna like, you know, play with my feet and stuff like that. But if it's a guy that is like,

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I wanna suck your toes all day.

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It's like, oh my gosh, how many toes you suck?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You got a toe thing? But you know what? I love my man feet. I'm not like, no freaky shit, but I just love massaging and rubbing.

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But you're not gonna be sucking it to like a degree where you're getting fucking turned on.

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Yeah, no.

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He has a super high sex drive and wants to fuck every day multiple times a day.

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That's weird to me. That would be a little weird. Like, cause like, all right, like damn, are you into, what's that stuff called when you into animals? Animalism, something like that? Like it's like, damn.

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Yeah, like it's like you wanna fuck all day. There is like sprouts though.

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Like.

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Right, like you go through, you're saying moments?

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Yeah, like there is moments that is like, that is like you wanna fuck two, three times a day, but like. Not every fucking day. Not every fucking day. Not every fucking day. Like if I have a guy like that, it's like, baby, you need a job.

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You need a job and it's like,

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what happens if I can't today? Yes, what happened if I can't today? Like, what happened when I'm away?

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He's calling his eater.

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Ah! Ah! Ah!

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It's so scary. It's so scary. It's scary. Yes.

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OK, he loves rim jobs.

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The hell is rim jobs?

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You know.

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No, I don't know what's a rim job.

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He's taking a shit.

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Yeah.

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And while he's taking a shit, you're sucking his dick.

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What?

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No, I never. Ew. My god, I would throw up. I would literally throw up.

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Ew. My God, I would throw up. I would literally throw up, ew. I need someone to write in that's ever given a rim job.

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Have you done a rim job?

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No.

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So why, who, so who, as a matter of fact, who came up with this question?

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Wait, a rim, what is the one where you're, oh, a blumpkin. I'm thinking about a blumpkin. You know what a blumpkin is the one where they're on the toilet and you're being an eater while you're on the toilet.

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No, nothing on toilets. Nothing on toilets.

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Okay, what about a rim job is licking the booty hole?

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Licking the booty hole. I mean, some people are, I don't know, I wouldn't really mind it. The guy gotta be into that or something because you wouldn't want to go down there and make a punch you in your fucking head.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Mm-hmm.

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You think you're doing like a really kind gesture

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and he's like, bitch, fuck.

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Bitch!

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He literally knocks you.

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You fucking whore!

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He like shoves you through the drywall.

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A guy gotta really be into that. You know what I'm saying? Like a guy gotta be into that. You gotta kind of proceed with caution. Yeah, proceed with caution, I guess. Maybe like a light little finger at first, like near there. No, guys don't do that.

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No, you wouldn't even like tickle down that area.

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You know what, I'm gonna just stay in the balls.

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Okay. Stay in the balls. We're staying up north.

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We're staying up north. We're not going down south. We're staying up north. We're not going down south. We stayed up north. Okay, perfect. He screams your full legal birth name when he

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comes.

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I'll be like, bitch, you trying to cast a spell on me? My name is Belcalis Marlenis Almanzar. Oh my god, do that while you're coming. Belcalis, Belcalis, Belcalis, Belcalis, Belcalis, Belcalis,

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Belcalis, Belcalis, Belcalis, Belcalis. No, add the middle one into it. The middle name and then last name.

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Oh God, that's a lot. Marleni, Marleni, Almeza, Almeza. Oh my God.

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Casting a spell sounds most like it.

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Yes.

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Okay, he wants to watch porn while you fuck, but it's furry porn.

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Furry, what does that mean? It's like when people dress up big furry costumes. What? No. But I was, I wouldn't, I wonder what it would be like if like the porn is playing on TV and we just start fucking. I never did that.

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I like lesbian porn.

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I think every girl does, right?

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Yeah.

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Cause it's not scary.

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It's not scary. Dicks are intimidating.

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Especially in porn, are you fucking kidding me?

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I'm like, ah! Ah! Dick is very intimidating. I don't think guys understand how intimidating

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a dick is.

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It's scary.

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Yes.

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Especially when you're like meeting a new guy, you're kind of like, what's in there?

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Yeah, I know what I'm bringing.

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Ah!

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Go light, just the tip at first.

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Yes, this is scary. Dude, that's so fucking real. Okay, he wants you to fuck a friend while he watches. Fuck a friend like a girl or fuck a friend like a guy?

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Guy.

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No, that's weird. That's really weird.

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Have you ever had a guy ask you to do that?

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No, I wouldn't want that neither because I feel like you're disrespecting me.

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I wouldn't like that either.

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I don't like that.

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But you'd be okay if it was a girl maybe. if you ask me, I think it should have just, if your girlfriend is bisexual, like if she's into girls, like I'm into girls, and if naturally flows, then it's cool. But if you like mad thirsty, like it's like, yeah, I want this so bad, I want this so bad, I'm like, nigga, you're freaking, you're weird.

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It's so true. It's like all about how men approach it. Like when they're like.

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Yes.

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And it will make you feel like insecure about yourself. I guess like, it's like, damn I'm not good enough for you or something.

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Okay, wait, ending the game. I forgot to ask you cause about WAP. Talk to me about how did you feel recording the clean version of that song?

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I hated it. it's like, that's that wet, wet, wet.

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I just hate it.

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It's wet, wet, oh, gushy?

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Oh, I hate that word.

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Gushy?

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Ew, I don't even say that. It's just like, there's certain words that I really just don't like. So who comes up with gushy? I have no choice but to say, oh, can you please? It's torture. That's such an ugly word. Isn't it good?

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It's definitely an odd one. OK, aside from that, what was the weirdest, hardest, clean lyric you had to record?

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Gushy.

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That was it.

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It's just really awkward and stupid.

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Do you just go into a studio and quickly record it?

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Sometimes, yes, because it's just like, oh, what are the words that will rhyme and will make sense? I just hate it.

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You, at one point, said in an interview that you wish people would stop commenting on your body. What has your experience been like with objectification throughout your career?

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It's a lot, really really because, all right, like even with like the whole fat phobic thing or something like that, like a lot of people is like, girl, you talk about being fat and everything, but you go and get lipo every single time you start gaining weight.

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And it's like, actually, I do lipo so I could look thicker. Cause I'm naturally skinny. So like, it's really hard for me to gain weight. And it's actually very easy for me to lose weight. Because if I'm sad, I lose weight. And if I'm overly working, even though I might be happy,

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I just, like, I be like, I'm on the go. I don't have time to eat. So I lose weight very easy. So when I do lipo, so I could be thicker in the butt, thicker in the ass. The misconception that people have of me is just like that I'm always in the table

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and like I just give birth and I automatically go and like get surgery. I take my time, cause I don't wanna die. No, seriously, like you have to wait six, seven months before you get any type of surgery, when after you have to wait six, seven months before you get any type of surgery when after you have birth,

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because you lose so much blood. You lose so much blood. Your body's still contracting. Your organs are still contracting. Your breasts are getting smaller.

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Do you feel like people hold it against you

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that you have been open about your surgeries? Yes, and it really sucks so much because I just feel like when the Kardashians, when the Kardashians, I used to feel like people used to put so much pressure on them so they could say they did surgery and they would not say a word.

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And it's like, what is the, and then it's like, well, you know what, I'm gonna just be more honest about it. And you know, they never lied about it. They just felt like, I don't have to tell you my business. So when you do tell them your business, it's like, it's bad too.

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It's like, you kind of can't win. It's like, you're open about it, then they used it against you. If you don't, they say they have the right to know that it's kind of like, what do people want? And I think what people preach they want is honesty and openness.

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But it's bad when you do it too. So it's like, you can't even, you can never win.

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How has all of this affected how you do feel about yourself?

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Sometimes, like a couple of times, like I start feeling like, it's like, damn, is my body really messed up or something? But it's like, I look at myself in the mirror and it's like, I really wouldn't change a thing. Maybe I would like my butt to be smaller,

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but it's, like I said, it's really hard for my butt to be smaller. I already did a reduction already. And it's like, people be smarter, I already did a reduction already. And it's like people be like, well, you need to reduce your butt more. And it's like, I think you guys think

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that people just plug something inside my asshole and just suck it out. For me to reduce my butt, I have to literally sit on a table, get cut from the bottom, get cut from the top and be in bed rest for like three months. So it's like, I'm not gonna put myself

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in that position again, because you don't like my body. I'm comfortable, I learned to live with it. I don't get no complaints from nobody. And it is what it is. Like, it's just like, you can't let people turn you crazy.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Yeah, it's so, it's crazy to like see how much people comment about your body. And then it, as I appreciate you being honest of like, we guys, I actually am okay. So just like lay off.

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I've been open about what I've done.

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Yeah. You all will shame me for it. I'm telling you I don't want to change anything right now.

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So leave me alone. Yes. And another misconception that I have about me when it comes to surgery is that people be like, you get surgery because you're insecure about yourself. I'm not insecure about myself.

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And I'm not insecure about myself. And then some people be like, oh, she be doing surgery because This guy always be cheating on her and stuff like that. It's like no When a man fall in love with me they fall in love for me for my pussy for my personality and because I'm a really pretty girl

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If a man is gonna cheat on you They're just gonna chill you because that's just men a man would cheat on you with the ugliest brokest Polly finest or P poly the ugliest bitches. It really depends on the night. It really depends who's available and who's around, okay? So it's not like it's like,

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oh, he cheated on her because this bitch is bad. The girls that I've been seeing, I be like, I'm surprised, I'm not in your caliber if you fucking bitches like this. And I always been very, I never been insecure. I went, I used to make money of dancing naked. Like I was making money because of my looks, not because of my brain, not because of my mouth,

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not because of my anything, because of my looks. I was making thousands of dollars because of my looks. Before surgery, before I got my teeth done, before I got my nose done, before I got my nose done, before I got my ass done. So I never really been insecure, I just really like, I just like a certain type of bodies.

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And it's like, if I have the money and if I could, I'm gonna change it if I want to. Like it's almost like a wig. You change your wig every other day, does that mean you're insecure about your hair or how you look. No, I'm not neither.

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I just like what I like. I never really liked my nose too much and I fixed it and it's done. It's done with. Didn't like my teeth that much and I went and I'm fixing and I'm done.

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And you know, probably when I'm in my 50s and stuff, if I gotta do a little pull and tuck, then the fuck I will. Like, it's like the shit. Call Her Daddy is brought to you by White Claw.

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just throughout your public career with past relationships. How do you handle people having such an opinion on your dating life?

48:54

I don't know. I really don't know because I really don't know. I'm just at the point that is like, do what you wanna do. You know what I'm saying? Like do what it's like, do what you wanna do. You know what I'm saying? Do what you wanna do and do what makes you happy.

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Like even like in the long marriage that I was in, like it's a lot of things that I regret and it's a lot of things that people gonna be like, you see, you wasted your time. But I don't feel like it was a waste of time. I actually see what comes with being a wife, being a mom.

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So I experienced that. It's like I have to experience pain, I have to experience good times, I have to experience what it was like to have a family and to be a wife. So I don't, and on top of that,

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like I don't have a bad reputation. Like if you decide to call me a whore or a slut or whatever the fuck, it's cause you want to. It's not because you have a fat. Cause I wasn't that. So.

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I feel like, again, being in a public position, there will be rumors out there. Yeah. And have you ever had something where like, there was a rumor about someone cheating on you and then you eventually found out somehow it was real, where you're like, at first you're like, no, that has to be a rumor.

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And then eventually one day you find out it's true and like, how do you handle those moments? Has it ever happened?

50:11

Yeah, that happened. That definitely happened. And it happened too late because it's like, it happened too late, like, is that I will find out a little bit more late than the others. Sometimes I feel like,

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damn, was I the only one that didn't know? But it's like...

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How do you handle that though, Cardi? Because I think that's like a really relatable feeling of a woman being like, did everyone around me know? But when you're in a relationship, sometimes you can get blinded by like, you love someone, like how did you deal whenever in your life you experienced something like that, those feelings of like?

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I hope they ask.

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Okay.

50:52

I hope they ask. And it's like, it's really your choice if you wanna stay or go, to be honest with you. Like, it's like, I'm not gonna put the blame on nobody for staying or leaving.

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Have you ever felt shame in the past of ever staying with something that people maybe around you were like, you shouldn't be in something like that? And how do you deal with that? If people are judging you for staying in something?

51:18

Sometimes, it's like a mixed feelings because again, I really just don't regret anything. You know what I'm saying? Like, it is what it is. Like, if your heart is not ready, it's just, it's not ready.

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It's not ready.

51:33

Do you have any advice for women of like, how to know when to leave? Or how to get the strength?

51:41

I don't even know if it was like a strength or something. I just feel like if it was like a strength or something. I just feel like it was like, my body was like really rejecting it. It's like, you know like that picture that is like a girl throwing up and she's throwing up hearts. Like I feel like I was getting like really like sick

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and it's like, all right, this is dead. Cause I had separation moments that people wouldn't even know that I'm separated. There has been moments that it's like, I wouldn't see a motherfucker for two, three months. We're not in the same house.

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We're not fucking, we're not talking, but nobody really knows though. Nobody's gonna ever know your complete business. But you could do that, but if you're not ready to leave, you're just not ready to leave, especially when you don't talk to other guys

52:30

or you don't really be outside like that or you're not in the, you're not out there like that. And for some reason, for some reason, this is so weird, men actually respect marriages.

52:48

What do you mean by that?

52:49

Women don't really respect marriages.

52:51

You're saying outside of the marriage.

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Like a man wouldn't come to you.

52:55

Yes.

52:56

Cause he's like, oh, you've got your thing.

52:58

Yes, like it's like when I used to meet guys, any type of famous guys and stuff like that, they'll be like, how you doing? How you doing? Cry to be like this and that My DMS were extremely dry

53:10

Nobody would approach me but these women they will throw themselves at a married man. Like it's nothing. It's like oh, well, whatever And it's and it's not because it was me like because I don't you know I'm hard to be at the end day the day. When I announced that I was single, oh boy, boy, boy, boy.

53:29

Like- Oh my God, your DMs?

53:31

The DMs, the, every type of way, like every type of way they was trying to reach. But when they know that you're like in a marriage and like you have a family, they won't approach you. They won't. So it was just like my world was there.

53:50

It's such a good point too, Cardi, because I think a lot about what you just said of your body rejecting it. And I think we need to have more grace for ourselves as women because I agree with you. There is just this weird, sorry, no, you're fine.

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There is just this weird, sorry, no, you're fine. There is just like this weird double standard thing that's like, it feels like men are always available. And so when you are a woman, you can feel really, really isolated. And now here we are and look at the goddamn jersey that you're wearing.

54:21

Okay, so you're in a relationship. How did you meet this man? Did he slide in your DMs?

54:27

It wasn't a DM thing. I could feel the vibe that he liked me, but he never approached me. But I always heard he was into me, but he never approached me. He was very respectful and stuff like that.

54:45

Okay, so what did you do?

54:46

So, it was just this one time that I was like, you have to move on. Like you have to move on. And it's like no matter how much times you go to the club and think that this is gonna distract you, you know what you have to do to move

55:05

on. In order to move on, you have to be, you know, like getting attention from somebody. If you're so used to getting attention from one person, you have to like get attention from somebody because at the end of the day, you could party, you could club, you could work, you could job, you could get your hair done. At the end of the day, you kind of want somebody to talk to, you need somebody to talk to.

55:30

So I asked somebody like it's like, hey, hey, it feels illegal. And we just talked, we got to know each other. We was getting to know each other for like a little bit. Okay. Not too much, we wasn't doing too much though. Okay.

55:51

Not too much.

55:52

You were keeping it like, just like slow.

55:55

Slow.

55:56

And how did you feel in the beginning? Were you nervous to talk to like a new person?

56:00

Yes, you could say I was very nervous.

56:03

And what was it about him that made you slowly keep coming back?

56:09

Because sometimes that we would talk and then sometimes we go like weeks or like a month without talking. And for some reason, it's almost like, he always hit me up at the right time. He almost hit me up at the times that I feel uneasy.

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I'd be like, I don't know if I should deal with this person cause I know this person, he's a little hot, but I'm gonna talk. And then we had really good conversations and it got to the point that it was like,

56:37

damn, we talked for hours and six hours and seven hours. And it's like, there was days that it's like, even when we wasn't talking, I was like, I need to talk to this person because I'm talking to this person every day. So.

56:51

That is the fucking best. So when you get to that point where you're like giddy and like love having them in your life in every capacity, you're like, okay, now I know I really fuck with you and I really, really like you. Yes. Okay, wait, are you entering your WAG era? Are you gonna be at the fucking games?

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Yeah.

57:07

Yeah.

57:08

Yeah, I'm excited for that.

57:11

That's so exciting. Do you think you'll go on the field?

57:13

I don't know.

57:14

Cardi, this is like fun.

57:16

This is fun.

57:17

I know. I don't know. I just like, I'm just like as a little girl, like not little girl, but it's like, I was like, ah!

57:29

You're excited.

57:29

Yeah, I'm excited.

57:30

It's like the beginning stages of something really fun. Yes. And it's exciting to be moving forward and seeing that you can have a connection with someone else and you can grow something and you can have those butterflies not just from one person in the world. Like there is life goes on.

57:48

Okay, wait, but you wiped him from your Instagram. All of the fucking pictures are gone. What happened?

57:54

I'm very dramatic.

57:56

Gardi.

57:57

I'm dramatic. Do you guys not like that? No. That's the thing, like something that to people is a big deal, to me is not a big deal at the moment. And then it's like, oh, it became something that is not.

58:10

Did you archive or did you fully delete?

58:12

I just archive. Oh, okay. But I'm very dramatic, like I'm the type of person, oh, okay.

58:18

Right, he's like, did something that you didn't love

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and you're like, look at this, gone. Yes, and he was like, why would you do that? That was so, he was like, why would you do that? And, but you know, that's the type of thing that we say like, that we laugh about, because it's like, why would you do that? See, now everybody's saying that that is because your ass stink.

58:35

You see what happens?

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You're like, God. Yeah, yeah.

58:45

But you see how that shit bit me in the ass? Literally. And actually for something that it was very stupid and little. What was it? I'm dramatic.

58:53

I even forgot. No. Because I'm just dramatic like that.

58:56

Wait, I'm obsessed see you, you're like sitting there like smiling as you're fucking doing it.

59:05

I did, I was like. And then it's like, okay, we'll see when he notice. He'll notice soon. I'm so annoying.

59:15

It's cute. Okay, I have a couple lyrics that I wanna ask you about and then we're gonna get to your album. Okay, previous lyrics. Broke boys don't deserve no pussy. What is the biggest broke boy behavior that makes you instantly lose interest?

59:31

When they don't have a job, but it's because they intentionally don't have a job. Okay, I went through your phone last night, saw some things I didn't like.

59:41

What is the worst thing you've ever found on a man's phone?

59:45

At this point, I don't really go through, like I don't even really find things on a man's phone. I find it on fucking social media.

59:53

Fuck.

59:55

God damn it, that's the fucking worst. If you catch a guy in the act of like being shady and cheating and you confront him, what's the craziest reaction a man has ever given you? Like for me, he's cried. And I'm like, wait, how are you crying?

1:00:08

If you cry right away, it's like, bitch, stop fucking playing with me, bow.

1:00:12

You're like, why?

1:00:16

Oh my God, you love? Stop playing, I'm gonna give you Santa cry about for real.

1:00:19

Have you ever had a guy cry?

1:00:21

Absolutely. Isn't it kind of crazy? How do they do that? I'm terrible at,

1:00:25

I know immediately. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1:00:29

The lip quiver and you're like.

1:00:30

I don't even, I can't even do that. Even when I act, like even when I do a little acting scene,

1:00:35

I can't even fake cry.

1:00:37

Okay, I don't need the months. I could go a month or so. Like, it could go. That's good. Okay, let's talk about your new album, Am I the Drama? Yeah.

1:00:51

What is the story behind the title?

1:00:54

I just always feel like I'm into something. And then it's like, and even ever since I was a little girl, I'm always in like trouble. My name is always mixed up to certain things. And it's like, why me? Like, it's like, I really just be out the way, but it doesn't matter if I'm out the way, it happens.

1:01:13

Like, for example, like this court case is going on, right? And it's like, people is like, I have seen people say like, cause like Cardi's always in court. And I'd be like, it really is really not because of me. It's just like the drama follows me.

1:01:28

Like you said earlier, you're like, I'm just going to say what the fuck it is. Yeah. And even if you don't like it, but I'm going to fucking say it. Yeah. Okay. I know we mentioned this earlier, but I want to talk a little bit more about like almost seven years.

1:01:39

Yeah. since your first album. How long did this take you to write? How long have you been working on it? What kind of stress level are we at right now?

1:01:49

The stress level right now is very intense. Like I've been working every single day. I haven't got, do you wanna know how long I haven't got? I haven't got down in like two, three weeks already. Like it's like, that's how long, because I just been working every single day.

1:02:05

I've been working on this album. I probably have songs there. They are like six years old, probably six or probably five years old. I've been working on this album for a minute, but like during that seven years,

1:02:15

I have been putting out records and stuff like that. It's not like I haven't.

1:02:19

Just not like a full album.

1:02:20

Just not a full album, and the stress is it's literally driving me, I'm like, I swear to God, if I didn't laser, I'd probably have gray pussy hairs. I swear.

1:02:33

Okay, we went through some of your lyrics. What is your favorite line from the new album? Or give me a couple.

1:02:47

Oh, I got, can I, let me go to my phone so I can see which, like, cause I got so many songs that is like, so there's this, there's this lyric that, there's this lyric on my back that I said, now wherever you at is where I wanna be, nigga. I'm on your dick, at is where I want to be, nigga.

1:03:05

I'm on your dick. I want to hold it when you pee, nigga. I am on your dick so much. I love you so much that if you want me to hold your dick while you peeing, I'll hold

1:03:16

it.

1:03:17

Where were you when you came up with this incredibly genius lyric?

1:03:22

In the studio. But when I said it, my engineer was like, you're fucking ridiculous. And he was like, why do you be coming up with this stuff? How you be coming up with this stuff? That's what my engineer said.

1:03:33

He was like, why would you say that? And it's like, it's like, cause it's stupid. It's not stupid. It's just like, it's so.

1:03:42

It's so stupid, it's just like, it's so... It's so stupid, it's genius. Yes. Because it's like so fucking real.

1:03:47

Yes.

1:03:48

And there are a lot of fucking bitches

1:03:49

that would literally...

1:03:50

Yeah, like you know how like some bitches be like, like I wanna live under his skin. Yes. It's like, I want to hold your penis every single day like it's a platter. I want to sit it right here next to me.

1:04:09

And cherish him forever.

1:04:10

And cherish it forever, so precious to me. Oh, penis.

1:04:16

Oh, penis.

1:04:17

Okay, wait, how do you think you have evolved as a person since your first album to now?

1:04:24

Ooh, so many, honey. I mean, I have evolved in my career as a person. I have calmed down way much, I think way much. Like I'm always thinking about like, as much as people think that I just like, wah, whatever, like I'm spontaneous.

1:04:43

I actually think a little bit more before I like go out my way to do something. Sometimes, I'm more chill now. Like I have more fears now. Like I'm a mom, so I got more fears. Like it's like, you're not living for you no more.

1:04:55

You living for these kids. Everything you do, like it's like, if you fuck up, like it's like, if I lose everything, I'm not just losing, like, oh, I'm losing my house, I'm losing my this, I'm losing their future. So I am responsible for their future, so I have to act a certain way.

1:05:12

And last question, what do you ultimately hope fans

1:05:16

take away from this new album? I just hope that they see and feel my feelings, that they see my fun side, my pain, my anger. I hope that they see all of that. And I hope they see that I put a lot of work into this album. This ain't no play play.

1:05:37

What are you about to say I put my ass into this?

1:05:38

I put my ass, my pussy, my wap, my underarm,

1:05:41

my nose, my neck, my BBL, put my toes in it. Come on guys, let's go fucking stream it. Dude, Cardi B, thank you so much for coming on Call Her Daddy. This was so fun. You are such a pleasure and it lived up to everything I could have dreamed of.

1:05:55

I love it. Thank you.

1:05:56

Thank you. Thank you. β™ͺβ™ͺβ™ͺ Bye!

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