Carl Barron - Tough Guy

Went in this cafe and I got a coffee and there was this real hard nut guy in there in a singlet.He's standing there like that at the counter.Bad sort of tattoos, death, destruction.I hate babies.Little bird mouth.He saw me, he's looking at me and I'm looking at him and I'm thinking, I think we're about to kiss here.

He was tough this guy.He goes, I know you.I said, do ya?Yeah, you, you cowboy.I said, I know my name dickhead.I said, I don't think he was too bright.

I said, where are you from?He said, Morwell.I said, how far is that?He goes, what, from here?I said, no, from Darwin.He goes, you'd probably put that in a show tonight, won't ya?