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Cash Defends Kate and Leaves the Podcast

Cash Defends Kate and Leaves the Podcast

LOL Podcast

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There was this host that got kicked off of the podcast, the LOL podcast, and there was this guy that came in and replaced her.

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And it was bad.

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Let's just leave Kit out of it. Can we just have a normal podcast? But I'm saying like we can talk about like her when she used to be here because she was a big part of the podcast. I get you're trying to make a joke, but I'm just saying it's not funny. Making a joke about her not being here is fine. Cash, are you okay? Cash, we're messing with you. All right, well, it looks like we need another host. He did not like you laughing.

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You already have blonde highlights.

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No shot.

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Guys, give me something.

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Welcome to the episode.

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Kato's massaging Maverick. Ow, what the?

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Ow.

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Wait, do it to me now.

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Yeah, it is We do to me, but oh, I'm sweating right now I'm sweating really bad right now. Yeah, big man doing it to Noah back from the big neck boy Why would you do that then? Are you pressing hard? I should feel really good. No, I'm barely pressing. Alright, anyways guys, welcome back to another episode. It's like your neck glands or something and it like hurts really bad when you squeeze them.

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Um, today we have a lot planned for you guys. We do? Yeah. Also, before we start the episode, add this in like the thumbnail thing. First, like be like, no, okay, so add this into like the thumbnail before first I'd be like no okay so add this into the like the thumbnail before like the thing before no I'm so fat you mean the intro no I'm so fat okay ready so basically I have two sweatshirts on and two sweatpants on

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so that's why I look like this why do you have two sweatpants on because I don't want to change you've double sweatpants then two sweatshirts oh my gosh she has like eight layers of clothes on right now if

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I could run around so much I'd probably lose some pounds so cool okay people do

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that yeah people run just wear a foil on the inside like of like a jacket this

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guy's Mike we're gonna run his mic look at him

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Next time he comes on we're miking him up like literally with a mic that's what that's why I do it cuz I'm so used to being myself

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Oh, yeah, absolutely not

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You two are like the only mature ones here, thank you, I appreciate

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Yes See that was a very over here like oh my god Please that was a very hot topic Before you came on here like what are you doing? Get away from me? Please stop. I'm gonna go back to me. Respect him I'm gonna yelling. I'm going to do it. Why are you?

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Why are you?

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I do not yet

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You're yelling are you upset? Can everyone calm down?

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Okay, you know what guys let's restart welcome to the lol podcast back guys. Why did you just we're all friends?

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See she wants me to do the introduction ready. Welcome to the LOL podcast. Welcome back, guys. Why did you just interrupt him? We're all friends. See, she wants me to do the introduction. Ready?

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This is the problem.

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Ever since he came on the pod, you two have been sizing each other up. Like it's some sort of battle.

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Stop. I'm going to take him out tonight. Sorry. No, that was my fault. That was my fault.

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I'm going to take him out tonight brother on a date what what? No, I I'm going to take him out tonight

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He will not be back I promise you that what it'll be over it'll all be over folks Whoa whoa Alright, what's wrong with you? You want to go to jail? All right? Welcome back to the LOL podcast guys. Thank you so much today. We have Harper's number maverick something and Kenzie and this guy Oh

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Maverick Baker. Oh my gosh. I'm going to strangle him first. I'm gonna hang out for a day if you don't

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Guys I'm so used to being mucked up like having a little like exactly

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Hi guys, welcome to the podcast Harper's armor K to Lee Roberts cash Baker Maverick bigger can be bigger

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Yeah, I feel like Harper should do the intros.

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She's more like nonchalant.

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Yeah, I feel like you should.

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You know, maybe even more star of the show than you. Yeah. So I think you should do it. Let's hear.

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Yeah.

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She just did it, I thought.

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Or I just did it. how hard I can flick your ear before it hurts. Okay, so we're not gonna do that. That's what we're not gonna do. No, no, no, see, we're not gonna do that. Here's what we're gonna do.

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Just accept it.

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I have things to talk about today.

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Go.

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I can't, my arm are stuck.

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I'm stuck, I'm stuck. Why is he, what's happening? Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. We get to replace another guy this episode this episode is chaos, and I'm gonna bring it

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6:49

Can we just talk like real humans for a second There's a lot going on in the world right now And you guys are busy. So that Hickey on your neck. It's not a hickey. It's an ingrown pimple

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Won't go away. It's been here forever Just see what jelly roll did at the Grammys I did not so much please tell us wait which wait wait his whenever he won his acceptance speech yes so good it was amazing oh you can't no cash sorry yeah I'll just play it so everybody can see it it was amazing. Everybody stood up and applauded him

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Stupid I am one of the biggest jelly roll supporters out there. I will always love jelly roll Reba has not aged That's what you pulled from that

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She looks actually younger. She looks younger. No, my god got up there said Jesus for everybody. Jesus ain't belong nobody I mean he belonged to everybody, but not like one group of people.

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Exactly.

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And that's an awkward thing to do with the Grammys. That feels like.

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No, that's what I was gonna say.

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Especially the little Illuminati stuff. People have said stuff like that and literally like gotten their mic cut off at events like that before. Muted, exactly. they'll like mute it on the TV. No. No, 100% they've done it. On the TV, they'll like cut to commercial and things like that to like get it off.

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Yeah.

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I don't know if specifically the Grammys,

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but I know they have done that. Yeah. So like for him to go up there, say it, get it all out, Grammys put it out, it's freaking amazing. And they let it stay. The first time he said it you hear like 10 people and then I think everybody's like oh, it's okay We're not gonna get yelled at for clapping

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Not gonna get in trouble. Yeah

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That's what I really want to be when I grow up. I'm not kidding what?

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If you were given your Grammy acceptance speech here you just won. What are you saying? If you guys live in Australia or Europe you're gonna want to listen to this because this March we are going on tour overseas so if you guys live in Sydney Melbourne London Manchester or Dublin we are going on tour this March and you need to get your tickets before they sell out so go get them at the LOL podcast net we'll see you guys overseas they killed her mic they're definitely killing your bike

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the firetruck Harbor walks out there like the weird like she's like thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

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I'm gonna go up there and say thank you thank you. Mark my words. Mark my words. If I ever win a Grammy, I'm going to go up there and say, thank you. Thank you. And go on my hands and knees and hold the thing on top of my head

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and balance it.

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Oh, no. If you did that, it would go viral. I'll tell you that. Everyone would be like, what? And actually, we're taking it back.

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We actually. I grew up and hopefully I want a Grammy so and then I'll go and invite us to come watch you accept your Grammy Yes, and I'll say thank you Yeah, and I'll say I'll say thank you

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Do you guys think they know? That they won or not before they show up probably like some of them because I think some of them low-key like don't even show

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There was I went to a Grammy one time and there was like two artists that didn't show up that won a Grammy no way Yeah, dang. I don't think they actually know I just feel like if you're like, yeah like Justin Bieber and he's like I'm not flying in to go to the Grammys in like a year when I grab this I know I'm winning a Grammy

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But yeah, he went. Oh, no, he literally went there this time and did not win a Grammy. Oh, maybe he's a bad example.

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But he performed, he performed.

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Oh, he did?

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Yeah.

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He performed shirtless.

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Another thing is like, um.

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In his boxers. Oh, I saw that, yeah.

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That was crazy. Bro, and all the girls were like this. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Reba was smiling at Jolly Roll too.

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Actually the person that wasn't actually smiling that much

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was Hailey.

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She was just like this.

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Who, Hailey Bailey?

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There's a, no, Hailey.

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I mean, I don't think my wife would be smiling.

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Sorry, I don't know why.

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I just think Hailey Bailey.

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I don't think my wife would be smiling She didn't look happy the whole time. I saw like whenever they first walked in. Yeah, he looks miserable. When they walked in, they're like, do their like red carpet and take pictures.

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11:10

Oh, what's the Epstein files by the way?

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What is that?

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I don't think that's a conversation.

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Yeah, I don't think that's a podcast conversation.

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I don't know what it is.

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Basically, this really rich guy owned, had control over a bunch of other rich people with like blackmail so Jeffrey I've seen have blackmail and a bunch of other rich

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yeah have you heard of the lol files well oh bro I can't literally all right so this is what the low files is there was this host that got kicked off of the

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podcast the low podcast I mean there's a guy that came in and replaced her okay And it was better. Oh! Okay. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

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Wait, it was what?

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Do you know that Kate watches this?

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Yeah, no, it's just not better. Don't say that. Don't say that. No, I love Kate and I wish she was still here. But it is fun to have like different vibes. You're just like having weird thoughts. Maybe we should all switch in and out.

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Wait, a little bit. Alright. We should all switch in and out. Are you OK? What? You didn't just like dab it up.

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You gotta let me hang in.

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That was crazy.

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I complimented you, but OK.

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I love you, Katie.

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This is why I size people up when they do stuff like this.

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All right.

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Brother, I was like this right in front of your eyes.

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Don't do it now. I need a Coke Zero. We have some downstairs. I'm sitting on one actually. yeah here you go release them one two three release hey microphones guys Look him out, Kato. Get him, Kato. Yes. Get him. Oh, no. Cash farted. Yeah, he did.

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And it actually stings.

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Oh, no.

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Here's your Coke Zero.

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Here's your Coke Zero.

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You did all that to beat a 16-year-old?

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I ripped mid-wrestling match.

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Dang.

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Did you guys, speaking of the jelly roll stuff, did you guys see I don't even know if I want this after that. I wouldn't want that either. I always say his name wrong. It's not Toki. Toga? Toki? The streamer?

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What? You have an issue right now.

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What?

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I was facing my mic and he's like

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I'm hoping to see you win and take it over. I can't remember. How did Jelly Roll lose so much weight? Toga? Jelly Roll lost about 200 pounds. How?

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Yeah.

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Because last year I saw him at the, or two years ago I saw him at the KCAs and he was like not looking like that.

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Togi.

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Yeah.

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Hey, at cash I still would have won that.

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Togi?

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Wait, you don't know who Togi is?

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The streamer?

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Really? Y'all don't know who Togi is? He's like, he's popping. He has like over a million followers on Instagram. 9 million? Guys, our holiday merch drop is now available! If you guys want to go check it out, go to thelolpodcast.net We have a bunch of new designs for you guys. One of my favorite designs ever, the sketch tee is now officially on a crew neck and it is so cute! favorite Bible verses Isaiah 41 10 and also a lo pot baby tea and a long-sleeve tea for you guys so if you guys want to get these merch pieces make sure to go to the elo podcast dotnet he's like you know he told you is Kinsey no but it

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looks like a guy account so it looks like something that you're what about

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him what about he's just a streamer That does a lot of like crazy expensive like gambling and like Chris. Okay, and what about him? Um He he got baptized. I was just thinking about that on the at the Grammys No, no, no, but everybody a lot of people were giving him hate like forgetting not hate for getting baptized But like like almost like oh this people just hating. Thank you for some reason. They're just really hating on him getting baptized. And then because he's like an alcoholic and like all this other stuff. But then he's like been posting videos like since then about like his alcohol and his gambling and like all that stuff. Yeah. But the Jesus guy. What's his name?

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Joe Christian guy? The blonde guy?

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Moses. You know who I'm talking about. The blonde guy. Yeah. What's his name that I love you? You like him? Whoa, wait, who are we talking about? She knows this guy Bryce, right? Oh, Bryce Crawford. Oh, yeah

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boxer no

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Bryce Crawford is Christian. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What about him? Oh

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I was just saying he's the one that baptized him. He just got married. Yeah Yeah, there were people all in the comments like being you know, Bryce Hall. I Think you think just everyone's cute like this is the comments on there beware of false prophets who come disguised Harz like I just feel like that's crazy Like you should be like celebrating it like if somebody's getting baptized instead of like like hating yeah, like hating on it Like oh, it's fake. It's not real. He's not really like he's not really giving his life to Christ this is like crazy you know what I hate hmm

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when people wear like cross necklaces and they like don't do holy things you mean they're not a Christian yeah basically like they just wear it as an accessory oh where does it and it's like it's like like I have a few people at my

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school who they literally just rip the n word everywhere they go and they wear a cross necklace.

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I'm not gonna lie. When I was single and I was looking for a Christian girl, if a girl had a cross necklace on, I was like, Hey, how's it going?

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You had a cross necklace? She had a cross, a t-shirt. Yeah so I was like I'll talk to her real quick and then I was like. When you went to go dance? Yeah yeah the place I said we need to go dancing that's where I met her. Bro I'm so down. You meet a wife. I don't think he wants a wife. He's 16 my guy. But actually like I said I was engaged at Kate was 16 when she was engaged which is

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insane to say. I just don't. Brother you don't know how bad that sounds yeah, so no other no. Yeah, no, it's hitting me now

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Yeah I made this girl that was 16 years old

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And I was almost hitting no

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I was I was 17 some plan and she was 16 when we got engaged and then When she was we got married when she was 18 so hey you were engaged for a year and a half The good thing you waited to get married.. Maybe we were engaged when she was 17. I don't know. Because no, we weren't engaged for that long.

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Red Bulls are dangerous up here, I'll be honest.

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It's like a fourth spill.

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Maverick is so cool.

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You know who's pretty cool?

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Who?

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Billie Eilish.

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OK. I thought you were gonna back me up there Harper. Listen, I like you sitting in my seat. Thank you But I don't like sitting in Kate's seat. I got you. Don't worry. It just feels it feels different. Uh, no, I'm okay No, it's just in the pod I said it's better earlier it is different and it's just different vibes I think I like it a little more cuz like more guys. So it's like it's like more my humor It's more fun. But like she looks like she hates it. Hey, what the new podcast? We did film a lot today. But yeah, I feel like you just hate the podcast group

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Okay, how about we just take a vote

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Well, I know you're gonna vote for

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Okay, uh-huh. So who likes the podcast

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Better now, can we better say we would like what's that song?

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What if we just had everybody Maverick's the one saying it Kenzie? Yeah, what no, no Guys I don't like voting because I feel so disrespectful to the cake. I'm not trying to vote cash I feel hate off the pot. I'm saying Kate left the pod by choice. Oh sure. We didn't kick her out Yeah, so it's like why do I have to say that it's like you why are we even talking about? Why'd you kick her out?

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Maverick, how's your day today? Oh me? Yeah, you're not talking to him. No. Yeah. No, he's not cool

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Can we get a blanket and put cash in it and I'll lift it up and swing it around

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Yes, it up. I'd be fine. Yes know if you can do that. No, please

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What no, no, no, no blanket I will not begin as actually

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No, that's okay actually we won't be doing that I'll give you $200 if you do it

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Hey, we throw into

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That's insane

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Yeah, yeah, I'll go to the blanket get a blanket right now

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Do you want me to go get a blanket? Yes, please. Okay

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All right. Just are bridges you just you miss do you miss Kate being on the podcast? Kind of. What do you miss? I do.

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I miss her being here, like being a right-hand man to me, being here when I cry, being here when I'm sad, being here to reassure me.

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You don't fill those shoes, man. You just don't fill those shoes like that.

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I love Kate.

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And I regret ever doing whatever blanket is that I'm not making fun of it. Yeah Very nice. Wait, hold on back up. Did you guys share? I said I regret like what I ever did The can you call her and talk to her? No

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Stairs and I got you passcode to her door. Your microphone. She blocked me.

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He's gonna kill her.

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He's gonna actually kill her.

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So I can't call her.

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She's not blocking you.

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On Instagram?

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Just go in the blanket.

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All right.

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You ain't gonna fit in that blanket, my guy. You're the size of the blanket.

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You're not gonna fit in that. Get up. Let off. You're the size of the He did not like you saying that I'm just saying mathematically it ain't gonna work

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Harbor you gotta get in there though. Come on Harper. I'm honestly so drained but okay

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All right, here we go. Ready?

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No, I'm actually...

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I'm actually held out.

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Alright, alright, Kenzie, you got it.

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Oh, good boy.

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I got you!

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Please, can you sit in it?

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I think that blanket might break.

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Alright, sit down, Harper.

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Okay, Cash, come take a Harper. Okay, fine. Okay, Cash, come take a step.

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No, that hurt.

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You should kiss the camera.

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Okay, I'm a little big.

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I'm a little big!

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Ready? Ready? Three, two, one.

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Whoa!

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That's crazy! Okay, don't hurt her!

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Don't hurt her! Okay, okay, don't hurt her!

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Now I'm kissing someone.

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Alright, that was even as fun as I thought it was being honest with you.

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Really? You didn't get a rush?

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It smelled like Vivo.

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Listen, guys.

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Cash is upset and it's fine. Yeah, can you get in a better mood?

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I'm not upset. I'm sorry, bro. Oh, thank you. I'm not upset. Why you say I'm upset? You seem very irritated. I'm not irritated.

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Why do you have been this entire podcast?

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Why do you guys say you're irritated?

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You missed his little high five thing.

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Matt, I miss the high five.

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Ignored him.

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Do you miss Kate? You slapped his hand away. OK. I was trying to hold your microphone.

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Cash, you know, I'm a registered therapist, right?

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OK. Yeah. Talk to him about your feelings.

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Yeah. Talk. Speak.

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We should have a therapist on the pod. Low key.

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Speak freely.

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All right. This is a safe place.

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All right. I got you.

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I'm serious.

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Why does he keep stealing my phone? Bro, your thing is so satisfying.

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Hey, can we seriously talk about...

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Cash, why are you on your phone?

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Texting his girl.

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Why is everybody so concerned? I don't understand. What's going on?

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Because we love you, Cash.

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You haven't said like 10 words since the podcast started. I literally have talked a lot What is everybody?

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Okay If you do the brother know it and you'll feel better everybody's yelling would you ever let me dye your hair stop yelling at me Kenzie

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My hair is already dyed. I think you would look pretty cool if you I mean like blue where the blonde streaks

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Tips would definitely not be the move I know it's gonna switch things but I just want to ask cuz I heard you say this earlier before I forget Do you actually want to have sky on? Yeah, we should I mean, yeah, we're chill you and Skyler friends Comment down below if we should do that episode

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Yeah

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Bro, it's so it's like my stress ball. Your stress ball?

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I know, but this one isn't as like as big like mine is like. Everybody has those phone cases besides me. Do you have a two Kenzie? I do, but I don't know where I put it. I don't have it, but I have it. You guys have it, you have it. Do you guys actually use it? Yes, I use really every single day. Okay. Oh, well, that was cool

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It is annoying though whenever I like set my phone down on the table and I'm like at a restaurant or something

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I'm like dirty bro, but I love flexing my wallpaper

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Is that your actual car? No

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Now I feel like if I did that all I would do is fidget with it and I would never oh my gosh

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My wallpapers black because do you want to know the story? Yeah. Yeah, please. Oh, yes. Okay, so it was of me and my My boyfriend Mr. Overstreet, yes

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And then and then I had to take the you took you took the wallpaper of

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your wall screen is black because why she said y'all wanted the story so the fire fight on said to the firefighter please by the way blondes are better than brunettes

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So why is your screen black

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Yeah, back to there you go We're gonna talk about about anybody right now. We're not

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Not to do with anybody personal. Nope

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Yeah, okay. Well, okay. Let me just tell the story Okay

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I changed my wallpaper black because it was a me my bestie ever and now it's black because I was sad

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So I love that you didn't have anything you wanted to change it to so you just

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Made it black

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It was and now it's not got it cash to change his wallpaper to black Why cuz you're all sad all the time. I'm not Sad this whole episode. I'm lit. What did I do?

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What oh Sorry, what? Oh, sorry what?

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Which I think is a good. I was a joke. I'm not better than cat cat was

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Kate Katie hey, whatever it was like listen

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Cat no

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Isn't that a shifting though

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No, no Kenny Kenny hey, what are you doing with your eyes? I didn't know you were like

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I

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Literally who's just going to say that let's just leave kit out of it. Can we just have a normal pockets? That's it. Yes. Let's do it. Can we please actually like make this a real podcast?

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So it's not like so like yeah, I feel like we're cutting like half this listen. Yeah Did no one break the news to you what she's not coming back. I know That's what I'm saying you that I'm just saying let's just not talk about Kate she doesn't wanna be on the podcast But I'm saying like we can't talk about like her when she used to be here cuz she was a big part of the podcast I know I get you're trying to make a joke, but I'm just saying it's not funny

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Dude, I'm making a joke about her not being here is fine cash we're

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like you laughing hey you already have blonde highlights no shot I Cash I don't I honestly I think honestly, you don't know what I really think. I think he just left to like go to the bathroom or something. He's trying to be dramatic. Cause there's no way he's actually that mad about a joke.

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Nah.

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There's no way.

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He knows how to take a joke. Yeah. I think he had to go to the bathroom. He was just trying to be dramatic. You know what though?

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We should all pick the game. I just I kind of miss Kate I

29:10

Think you know you should go to her room, and I know the password

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Password she odds door dude. I know they always got padlocks on every way

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No my mind doesn't have a lock it's open now open it open it open the door look at that no lock yeah, but it does have a it's been dead for like But Kate and cash they have a lock on their door like a passcode

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That's crazy. I know what you should do Harper Y'all should play the game where you like drink the whole sprite without burping. Oh my gosh. Yeah drink the whole thing

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I'm down. I've done it before really without burping mm drink the whole thing. I'm down. I've done it before. Really? Without burping?

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All right, prove it. Grab a Sprite.

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Why are you so excited for this?

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Because I've never done it before.

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I want to do it.

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Oh, wow. Here you go.

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I'm so excited.

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Oh, this is going to give me a stomach ache.

29:57

I'm going to get globalitis or whatever. Hopefully this makes mine go away. I did this with iced tea though. I did this with Pepsi. Before we attempt this,

30:08

after I ate mint chocolate.

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What normally happens? Is it just hard to drink?

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People either stop drinking.

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It builds up in your chest and it hurts for a while.

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And then after that you get this enormous burp.

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Or you throw up. Microphone.

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Are you ready? Three. I'm allowed to talk I don't like the feeling are you actually drinking don't can't burp God no shot really I'm like burp burp holy shit oh my gosh stop

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eww don't throw up

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I'm lowkey so down to do another one

31:32

dude that felt so much better you gotta burp

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just let it out somethings wrong with me I've done like 3 of them and I don't burp

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it's so weird

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don't do that. It's so weird. I might throw up. Don't do that, please. I mean, I'm serious.

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Please.

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I haven't thrown up in 10 years.

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Or you'll be the next one kicked off the pod. I can't do that. Yeah, if you throw up for the short, that's fine.

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I'm serious. Don't throw up on me. Listen, I can do a lot of things. It really bothers me. I threw up in your mouth. Yeah, that freaked me out. How does your soul not hurt? She threw up on my face. I'm not even kidding. She threw up straight on my face.

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His mouth was open.

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Have you ever done the thing where you lift someone's, like you're holding someone with your feet up in the air? I'm holding her, she's like in the little bird position. My stomach hurts. this ever happened to me. I'm not even, that's 25% down on my... Just... Pfft. Keep drinking! Away from me though.

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It hurts my body.

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Okay, ready?

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Are you on number two?

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Yeah.

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You're insane.

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I'm like sweating.

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Oh my gosh, you're built different.

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I've got the sweats.

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Oh, I'm spitting.

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Me too.

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Oh.

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Ugh.

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Oh. Oh, no, I can't believe he's drinking too. I feel sick from one Man we're gonna have to make cash to this I might come out the other way. Don't push. You don't want her to throw up, right? Oh. Oh. I really don't feel good.

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Oh.

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I got a puppy.

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She's going to pee her pants.

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I don't feel good either, and I only had 25% of mine.

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I only had 25%. Chug it. Don't please turn your head away from me. Look that way. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Do you see me flip her around?

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I never flipped someone around so fast. I grabbed you, I choked you. You can't look at me. Look that way.

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Please babe. Don't.

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Oh my god!

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I'm looking at myself. Get away from me, get away. Let me sit down! Just don't look at me when you sit down.

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Oh!

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Are you actually-

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Stop looking at me. You're gonna throw up on me.

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Stop.

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Are you okay?

34:08

Oh my gosh. I feel a lot better.

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Okay.

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What is happening?

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We play a game.

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Sorry, sorry.

34:21

You okay, bro?

34:22

Yeah.

34:23

Wait, you drank two and it hasn't burped yet.

34:24

Nope.

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Yeah, I don't know how he hasn't burped.

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That's not my phone.

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Oh my gosh.

34:29

Where did you go?

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Sorry, I need to cool down for a second.

34:33

Can we please make Cash play the game?

34:35

What game?

34:36

The burping game.

34:37

I'm sorry if those jokes got to you. Can you just chill? Okay

34:48

I'm sorry My gosh, are you okay?

35:09

Cash was about to apologize I think which never happens. I did I was gonna say I'm sorry I got mad but also if we just keep Kate doesn't want to be on the podcast anymore. So Keep your name I am sorry. I got mad So I brought

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So I brought a peace offering Why is it open Actually, yep, that's so sweet. Yep

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No, we can't do that. You can only have two. No, I will show you guys a magic trick with these though No, you got three. No, I'll show you man. I don't do that. He can only have two. No, I will show you guys a magic trick with these though. No, you gotta drink three. No, no, I'll show you a magic trick. I don't wanna see that.

36:06

Huh? What'd you do with this?

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I didn't do nothing, man. I didn't do anything. Please don't do what you're about to do.

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It's a magic trick.

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Hey, hey!

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Huh? Make things that I don't want to get dirty. Like what? Just things. Well, I'm about to make a mess probably, so tell me.

36:27

How about you just drink them like you're supposed to?

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I'm drinking them.

36:31

Hey, don't get Harper's sweatpants dirty.

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They're actually yours.

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Wait.

36:34

Harper, get out of here. Hey, seriously.

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I'm showing you my entry.

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Just calm down. Can you chug them first we all chugged them. That's why we were burping so can you do one? Oh, it's got a- It's on my phone! Ow! I tapped on it! It's just puffed! I hit him all over the camera. Hold on!

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Ow!

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This one's just squirting out, hold on! Where did it- Did you grab a water bottle? Where did it go?

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Wait!

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Wait, wait, wait, don't do that. Wait, wait, wait, don't do that. Wait, wait, stop!

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