Okay, you ready, buddy?I got the ball.Do you want it?You want the ball?Well, go fetch!Man, I love that slime ball.
I can't believe I can actually throw it just like that.Okay, buddy, make sure you bring it back to me. I'm timing you right now.Sometimes my dog has trouble finding the ball that I throw.I think I can train him, though.I first gotta train him potty.Whoa, what in the world?
Woo!Oh, man.Yo, was that Shady?Hey, bro, you need to watch out with that car.You could've hit my dog, dude, I think.No, no!
Shady, why'd you do that?Man, I done crashed a Lambo, man.Dude shady just ran by with his car and he ran over my dog.Oh my gosh.Okay.No, he's not.
Okay.
Look at him Shady what the heck?
What is wrong with you?Hey, man, sorry.I didn't see your dog, bro Just get it out of the way next time.
What do you mean get it out of the way, dude?This is for everyone.Oh gosh.No, I can't believe you did this and I didn't even get a sorry yet.He'll be alright, dude I don't need to say sorry.
He'll be alright.Anyways, bro.Check out this new Lambo, bro Oh my, he still doesn't know how to drive it!
Nobody cares about your Lambo, Shady, stop!Ugh!I go SVJ!I went SVJ on him.Oh!Oh my goodness, get out of the way!
Watch it, watch it.
You're gonna run us over, dude!Guys, can you help me set up a funeral for him?
Yeah.This Shady guy's so inconsiderate.
Yeah, and he's not invited either.I go SVJ!I went SVJ on him!Okay, well, this is the store where you buy caskets.Ugh, I never thought I'd have to be in here.Don't worry, Cash.
We'll be here to support you.Thanks, guys.Hey, excuse me, ma 'am.My dog died recently and I want to get a casket for him.
Are they expensive?
I've never really bought one of these before.I want the nicest one.$100?Oh gosh.Wait, this one.This one's perfect.
Yeah, how much is that?Guys, do you think you could help me out?Please, my dog died.Maybe we'll rob Shady's house.Take the money from him.
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Get started freeHe should be paying for this.
Exactly.Okay, we'll take this casket.
Okay, perfect.Just give me the money when you can.
Hold on.Can you guys give her the money?I just heard something outside.
Okay, we'll give her the money.
Also, where did you leave the dog, Nico?Oh, I just left him outside.What?Outside?Yo, Shady, what are you doing out here?Oh, sorry, man.
Wanted to show you guys my new wit.Oh my god, not again.Whoa, whoa, whoa.What is that?Nico, you can't just leave him out here, dude.Shady's gonna run away.
over him again oh no I didn't think he'd be back sorry yeah and if you bother us again shady I'm gonna get my revenge nah no you're not as you guys know my dog was very close to me I only had him for a few months but he's already gone and I think it's time to say goodbye well it's a very sad day I'm sorry.I didn't expect Shady to come in and do this to you.We'll get our revenge.Trust me.Ugh.Guys, it hurts.
I know.It's okay, Cash.We'll be here for you.It's not okay.My dog had to die just because Shady did something wrong?Well, it's fine.
I'm all sure he'll apologize one day.
Yeah, I doubt that.If he wants to apologize, he better do it first.
Yeah.Well, maybe he should get some rest.It's kind of late.
Yeah, you're probably right.Actually, no.I think I'm gonna stay here with my dog.
Are you sure you need some sleep?
I don't need sleep.I just need time to think.Think oh my goodness.He's back.
Oh, man.This place looks cool.
No shady.You're not invited get out of here.What's up, man?Hey, why are you in a suit?Well, I was here for the funeral heard there was gonna be some snacks.Really?
That's what you came here for.Yeah.Well get out.You're not invited to my funeral.Yeah, you don't belong here, bro.You're the reason why this funeral has to happen.
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Get started freeNah, man.Let's have a good time.Come on now.Oh, yeah, that is not the right music.Stop.Uh -huh.
No.Yeah, I like that.
How do you turn this thing off?No.Yeah.Yeah, dude.I'm breaking it.Hey, don't break the radio, man.
Trying to be good vibes, positivity out here.No, we don't need good vibes.We need to be sad.So leave.
Yeah, get out of here.
Wow.
You should be more considerate.
Is he dancing?Oh, yeah.You know what, Shady?Keep dancing.You can keep dancing.All right, I will.
Yeah, that's why I brought you.with me.What'd you bring?I knew Shady was gonna bother me.Whoa, Cash, I might be a little too crazy.Shady, I told you once to leave, and I'm sorry, I don't ask twice.
What?Wait, what?Ow.Ow, that hurt.How did you survive that?Look at me dance.
I said leave me alone.Why aren't you dying?
Cash, I don't think violence is the answer, dude.
Well, it is this time around.Shady, leave me alone.
Oh my goodness.
It seems like it's just tickling him.
Look at my jig.He's doing it on purpose.Look at my jig, Cash.I'm doing a jig.
Oh, he's dancing on you now.
You know what?I don't care.
I'm going home.Okay.See you tomorrow for the big day.
I think we should just get out of here.He's bothering you too much.
Yeah.What does he mean big day tomorrow?There's nothing happening.
It's probably nothing to be honest.
You're just saying that stuff.Whatever.I'm going to try and get some sleep.I'm going to try and get some sleep.This is going to be hard though.WOOOOOO - What?
What is going on?
Doing straight donuts out here, man.
Oh no, that better not be him.Shady better not be driving around my house again.Oh yeah!Hey, Shady, are you out here doing donuts?Yeah, I was, and then I crashed.Dude, enough with the cars.
We get it.You have a nice car.Oh yeah, all right.Well, good night, man. I'm just gonna vibe out to some loud music out here.What?Dude, stop.
Turn that off.Oh yeah.You know what?That's it.If a bow is not gonna do the trick, how about an assault rifle?Take this!
What?I don't get it.How is he not dying?Little tickle, bro.You have some sort of potion on, don't you?I don't know what you're talking about.
All right, well, I'm going to bed.Good night.Dude, turn off that thing.I'm out of ammo.You're lucky this time.
Hey, man.Wake up.Hey, good morning.
Oh, hey guys.Finally, I got some sleep.Geez.
Well, we thought we'd cheer you up because Shady yesterday.
Yeah, you guys should have seen last night.He was doing donuts around my house and I had to deal with him.Okay, okay.How about we go to the bakery?The bakery?Like breakfast?
Yeah, I could cheer you up.
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Get started freeYeah, get some food for you.I think you need to eat, dude.Yeah, I think you're right.I haven't eaten in a while.Come on, come on.I'm going.
You know what?Maybe some desserts would actually cheer me up.Cake sounds delicious.Yeah, that's what I think.As long as there's no shady, I'm happy.Huh.
All right.
Doesn't look like he's here.
Excuse me, sir?
Oh?Oh, yeah.What's up?Do you want something?
Yeah, can I just get, like, ten donuts, three cakes, five pieces of bread?Oh.Y 'all having some sort of party or something?No, that's just for me.What do you guys want?
Yeah, man, can I just get a croissant, please?I'll have a cupcake.
Yeah, I'll get those too, you guys.Hey guys, guess what I brought with me.What?Well, a Void Assault Shoulder Weapon, just in case somebody tries to come by.And speaking of which...No, no, no, Cash, you don't need that.
Shady, are you following us?Huh?You got a new car?Sorry, can't hear you over my SF90.Yeah.
How many cars does he have?
I don't know, and I don't care either.I know he's just trying to show off, so I need to teach him a lesson.Guys, stand back.Okay, dude, just be careful.Hey, Shady.That's a pretty nice car you got, bro.
Thanks.It would be a shame if somebody were to, uh, you know, destroy it.Oh, yeah.Yeah, it would be a shame.What?Wait, it's supposed to destroy cars.
Wait, what?What is going on?Glad I put on my protectant today.Protectant?
You knew I was gonna try and destroy it?Sure did.Anyways, what are you guys getting?We just got some pastries.
Got you.Hey, I got a bunch of the cakes.Excuse me, sir?Yeah, what's up?
Do you guys sell fried dogs?
on a kebab hey uh no is there something going on here don't serve him no matter what no no there's nothing going on hey listen if you guys got a problem with each other can you deal with it outside i don't want y 'all messing up my shop yeah buddy of course we'll get out of your hair oh i don't have a problem it's shady that has the problem he's the one that killed my dog oh that's pretty messed up nah man i'm low cortisol right now i feel great yeah you feel great i'm gonna destroy your car one way or another i doubt it let me try putting a few bullets in this thing huh does that feel good
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Get started freey 'all come check out the interior.I know Nico wants to see it.Oh, just wait.
I'm not gonna lie.It's been kind of nice.Really?
It's like your color, Nico.
You guys want to take a ride?Someone get in.Yo, sorry, Cash, but I gotta take a ride in this thing.I thought you were on my side.
Dude, I'll be back, bro.Oh, yeah.
No, don't you dare.Check this out.
Stop it.Just take care.
Get over here or else I'm gonna - Oh, yeah, donuts.I'm gonna tweak you out!
Wait, Shady, this is kinda fire!
Oh, yeah!Zoey, you're still on my side, right?
Yeah, don't worry.
Yo, Zoey, your turn.Get in.Are you serious?It's actually pretty fun.Get me in!Maybe the baker wants to.
That's it.I'm outta here.I'm going home by myself, because you and Zoey decided that his car is cool.Hey!Ayo, Cash!See you later, loser!
Nico I don't even want to hear it anymore.I just want to be left alone.Okay, fine.Whatever.Goodbye.Oh my goodness.
Are you serious?Shady just left his car into the side of my house.How many cars does this guy have?You know, I don't even care You know what Shady's cars may be able to survive a bow shot and an assault rifle But I've got other stuff that I could give to him and he's not gonna like it Let's see how he likes it when I bring this meat shredder to his house.Not even an ender dragon can survive this thing Oh That's what you get shady and aliens wait, it's just a costume dude.Oh, really?
Yeah real funny, dude Well, guess what?This is not a costume.Oh, that looks cool.Yeah, you want to get a closer look take this Massage here get my back in my back.What no, how are you not dying in my back in my back?
That's it.I know you're cheating somehow you have a potion in here, don't you?All right, I'll break it to you, dude I have a potion.
Yeah, I knew it.What is it an invincibility potion?
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Get started freeNo, it's not the potion that you might thinkIt's for you, bro.What?You don't have a potion for me.You know all those pranks I've been praying and how your dog got hurt?Hurt?
You mean dead?Yeah, I ran it over.But, um, listen, I got you something in here, okay?It's a potion.Just have a look inside, alright?A potion?
What kind of potion?It's like a resurrection potion, man.Like, for your dog, so it could come back to life.Wait, really?Yeah, man, of course.
Oh, so that's why you're - Wait, fake resurrection potion?SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII You fell right for the bait dude, let me back up.No, I'm good respectfully.Hey, you can't just leave me down here What even is this place?Oh, yeah, you don't think I can just leave you down there.No, you can't.
Okay.No, what are you doing?Hey stop.Why are you blocking it up?All right.It was nice knowing you bro.
Are you serious?This is not funny.Why am I the one trapped down here now?I'm the one with the oh my goodness.He's better not be real skeletons.Can't believe I fell for this What is that thing the shady really think he can kill me with some warrior skeletons?
That's not gonna work, buddy.Yeah, I got an OP bow.Somehow it doesn't kill Shady though.Yeah, okay.I gotta find a way out of here.Wait a second.
This is a fake entrance.Hold on.I think all of these might be fake entrances.These don't even lead anywhere.How am I supposed to get out?Wait, secret exit torch?
This better not be a prank too.Yeah, what did that do?Oh, okay.Well, Shady might have trapped me, but I always find a way out.And if he wants to play the trapping game, then let's play the trapping game.I'm going back home and I'm getting something OP this time.
What does he want?
Wait, diamonds?
Hey, Nico.I'm behind you.Nothing.Guess where I just came from.An underground trap.Shady made it seem like I could get a resurrection potion and he just gave me this.
No way.He's the one that's pranking me more and it's not funny.I don't even want the diamonds.I want revenge.my side or you're not.
I mean, it's always making you a gift, Bess.
to give basket I don't care.I'm focused on shady right now until he apologizes.I am going relentless.
Oh gosh No, I'm not all right.
Let's see if shady can handle this I have a prototype Exoskeleton and there's nobody that could possibly survive this weapon now.I just got to figure out where he's at Oh, I think I found him.Hey shady.What you got this time that brand -new sterato.Oh, that's pretty cool, dude with me dude well i hope you have fun drifting that car because you're about to have it for about two more seconds and i'm gonna enjoy those two seconds one two are you kidding me not even this will work hold on let me laugh in your face real quick dude cut that out right now i killed him that's right and don't respawn not until i get rid of this car How do you drive this thing?
I'm gonna kill you, dude.I'm gonna blow up your house.
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Get started freeI don't know how to drive this car.
Hey, excuse me, buddy.I don't think I would prefer if you slice me in half like that.Oh, yeah, you don't like that, do you?No, it doesn't feel too good.
Okay, well, what if I do this?Mmm, you feel that?Vot.Goodbye!That's right.That's why you never mess with me when I get mad I get superpowers, but he keeps respawning so I don't think it's gonna work and I can't drive his car either Hey, buddy, don't do that again or what or I don't know.
I'll just keep annoying you.
Oh, really?Okay.Well, I'll just slice you in half again Yeah, that's right.Okay.I'm getting out of this area.He's just gonna keep respawning just to bother me So if he can't find me then I won't be bothered.
I see you over there.No, you don't I'm out of here Is he still chasing me?Oh my goodness.Stop following me.Yeah, keep on laughing.Well, guess what?
I have an escape plan.Goodbye.
Okay.Goodbye.
Wait, you don't care?Oh, geez.Oh, geez.Looks like you're having a bit of trouble there.No, I'm not.I'm getting away from you.
That's what's happening.You better be careful up in the air.Look at you.All right, little birdie.You're still stuck on foot.Good luck catching me now, bro.
Time to meet Big Birdie.Hey, what?How do you have a helicopter?Don't ask, bro.You better not bring that thing near me. I'm out of here.Good luck catching me. I'm faster than you.
Good luck, dude.I think this is a good landing spot up here.I don't think Shady's found me just yet.Oh, no.Hi.We get it.
You have a better helicopter than me.Why are you doing all this anyways?Because I love trolling you.Well, I don't like it.It's quite fun.It's quite fun, to be honest.
It's not fun.Not for me.It is hilarious.You know what?I just got a perfect idea.You could keep following me in the helicopter because I'm going straight into your house bro oh something happened to your tree oh yeah watch this no no stop stop you couldn't even destroy my house if you tried yeah you're right dude I'll never be able to destroy your house exactly now give up hey stop that yeah you forgot I was the TNT man buddy yeah stop TNT man really stop it you know what who can play this game get over here bro I have a new ability watch yourself crazy blaze How are you still alive?
Okay, if I can't destroy you, I'm just gonna keep destroying your house.Honestly, that was kind of nice, bro It warmed my buns.Can you do it again?No, I could do this though And now shady respond up there, which means I could just shoot this take that oh, yeah Your entire house has got destroyed.Dude.This isn't funny anymore.
Wait, what?I'm done with this.I'm gonna cry He's not actually crying.I'm gonna cry tears of joy You know what fine whoa guys guys what what's going on here?We're just fighting Nico.
Both your houses are gone.
Yeah, that's what happens when you kill another man's dog.Nah, it's alright I'm just rage baiting him.
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Get started freeYeah, you gotta apologize and cash.You've also taken this too far.
Nuh -uh.I have not Well, I don't think we did enough actually I still have to get rid of Shady's car right there, huh?Good luck, dude ain't gonna happen for some reason he has eight carscars.Could we all just be friends again?Not until Shady apologizes.
Apologize for what?You know what it's for.Yo mama.That's it.I'm slicing him in half.Stop it.
I'm slicing you in half.I'm gonna keep doing that over and over until he stops When you're gonna be done with this whenever Shady's fully gone.Oh, yeah, I respawned.What's up, buddy?You might have respawned but I could just do this again.Goodbye.
Yeah.Hey, I wonder if I could do it to you, too No, no, don't mmm fine.What are you doing behind me?
Hey, listen, man I wanted to tell you something and I'm sorry.All right, really?I have your dog in a casket and I want to make it right Well, he's still gonna be dead in there.
Well, I can revive him.All right.Mmm.I don't know I wouldn't trust him guys last time he said this he just dropped me into a pit I wouldn't mess with you twice, okay?I'll believe you for now, but until I see my dog again, I'm not forgiving you.Alright, well, listen.
You just have to come up to it and say, vooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolool Yo, are you serious?I knew it was suspicious.A fake casket?
Man, the look on your face was priceful.Priceful?Yeah, priceful.Look at full of prize prices.Yeah.
You guys see why I'm trying to get revenge now?
Yeah, I understand.
Yeah, Shady, enough of this.
Yeah, you just gotta stop it, Shady.
Yeah.Nah, I'm good.And he's dancing.
Okay, I have one last resort option and I think it's time to use it.Okay.All right.Where's he at?I got a special gift for Shady this time and he's not gonna survive this.Shady, where you at?
So you were talking about gifts, huh?Wait, you have a tank as well?Yeah, I've got a gift for you, buddy.Well, I'm gonna give you my gift first.No, me!No, me!
Uh -oh.I think I'm gonna have tohave destroyed the entire world guys.
What the heck?
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Get started freeOh my goodness square city is gone.That was kind of awesome, dude Yeah, that is pretty sick now.We're just on bedrock Uh, I don't know you guys can figure it out.Oh, yeah, by the way, bro the dog in the beginning that uh, Wasn't actually a real dog.This is your real dog.Wait, you're alive.
Well, I saw his body though.Yeah, it was just a plushie It was stuffed with styrofoam.
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