Clips Have Gone To Far

Chat, first clip of the day. Any tips, any tips? Yeah, bro, I got you. Brother, I'm a one-stop shop for tips, man. Talk to me. Talk to me, brother.

First clip of the day. All right, tip number one. Why the hell are you guys defending this objective and why are you roaming with Warden? Does anybody in the classroom know why Warden is an absolutely terrible operator to roam with?

Does anybody know why? It's because warden is loud as balls. The best ops to roam with are three speeds. Example, Caveira, Vigil, Yara, you get the point. On a drone above you, on a drone above you, on a drone above you. You gotta get out of here. Brother you gotta- How's that a headshot?

Say wallahi that's a headshot. Say wallahi!

WHAAAAT?

NO NO NO NO!

THAT IS NOT A HEAD! Bro, come on. I've never gotten that good of a kill, Reg. Bad C4! Shitty C4!

Alright, sir.

Let me just say this. You have the weirdest playstyle that I've ever seen in my life. I'm not kidding when I say this, you have the weirdest play style I've ever seen in my life. I'm not kidding when I say this. You're like roaming with a shotgun. I've never seen anyone do that.

It's probably gonna hop in the window. To be three in and out. Whoa, whoa! That was a lot of recoil, man! Sweet mother of Neptune! He's gonna come to that door, he's gonna-

I see why you're roaming with the shotgun though, it makes sense. Because that recoil is kicking, brother. Close left of this door good reaction time not a bad how many bullets did you just reload with you just reloaded with 26 bullets in my presence brother I will see 21 but it's not as bad. Close right close right close right. Wait that was a good flick.

Okay now you're recovering a little bit. 3.5 out of 10. 3.5 just to hit him asleep. I just don't even know if this is like even AI at this point or is this like Adobe Photoshop? What is this, bro? Guys, guys, you guys know you're allowed to use real images of me.

Not every image of me on the internet has to be edited. Like, I genuinely think if somebody looks up Jinxia on Google, the first five images aren't even gonna be me. Literally. It's gonna be the sperm head one. Stop.

What the fuck are you doing, man? Why are you shotgunning this wall? What is the point of this? Drone, how about a drone? Perhaps a drone, young squire. Why are you not droning? Drone, young squire! WHY ARE YOU NOT DRONING?!

Do you realize, if a zombie was here one second earlier, you would be dead? Like, you're so lucky it's disgusting. You're blind-hopping into security when you know they have a vigil. Brother-man, let him cook. What are you, how dare you? All right, he's officially not cooking. Can I get back to my analysis now? Scrambles, you could have got that done in five bullets.

That took 20. Wait, that's why he did it. Oh my god. That's the best thing I've ever seen in my life! I've never seen that before. He thermited the wall but made shotgun holes here before because now he has an angle behind half wall. This guy's better than me!

He can actually see behind half wall. Oh my god. This is gross.

Flanking, flanking, flanking. 3v4 scenario. Lock in scrambles.

Good aim! Get on that angle. Get back on that angle. 3v4 scenario! Lock in scrambles! Good aim! Get on that angle! Get back on that angle! Holy map!

No!

You see him, you see him! You're literally better than me! Wallahi! Wallahi! You're better than me! I've been playing this game since 2017.

I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding. You're literally better than me! WALAI! WALAI! You're better than me! I've been playing this game since 2017. I've never seen somebody do this.

Brother, brother! He has an angle behind half wall! Do you realize how broken that is? So many people are gonna steal this now. I'm gonna steal this. The only thing is, you have to get control of CC.

If you don't have control of CC, this doesn't work. Scrabbles, you're the smartest human being I've ever encountered in my life. And I want to apologize for not letting you cook earlier. Whenever you want, Daddy, you can bend me over and cream me as long as rates about us guys That's the smartest human ever guys guys guys. That's gross. That is actually gross. Yeah, what do you mean boss?

Guys, I don't really care when people send in clips and they have good aim It's cool because aim is like it comes and goes but I've seen a million people with good aim when somebody gets a kill solely because of their creativity those are the things that stick with me for like months like I'm actually gonna use that angle on border like literally you just go throw my shotgun and you shotgun like they can't play behind half wall they can't play behind half wall. That is so

Comp as soon as they pick up by an apple, they're dead Like when people get kills with their brain, it's way more impressive to me than their aim because bro That's the beauty about siege bro. Like you don't have to just run and gun you can actually outsmart people Ep they can reduce your one ep appreciate you. I g l they get you When did we ask though? When did we ask?

Are you serious guys? Are you like that serious? Jenny, notice me. I love you. Raider, thank you for the tier one. Let's get a W Raider in the chat.

TonyBoss, thank you for the five. up today Xbox Xbox give me one day just give me one day of peace please don't clog come on these clips have been so good bro don't clog we're back ladies and gentlemen we're back yes Queen hopefully it clogs you're you're disgusting you disgust me. You litera- Stop. He has the Jinxie charm, so I'm not gonna be as harsh. If you hold this angle long enough, he's gonna peek you. Why?

Because siege players have the discipline of a squirrel chasing an acorn I don't care if they're copper or champ as long as it's ranked, bro Siege players have the discipline of a squirrel chasing an acorn What did I say, I mean, what did I what did I say?

I'm not even kidding. I swear to God if you know the maps and siege

All you need to do to hit champ in this game is know the maps and be willing to hold angles if you know the maps and are willing to hold angles and have somewhat decent aim and somewhat decent awareness, you're gonna champ. I'm not even kidding. The problem is most people aren't willing to hold an angle. They just want to swing, swing, swing, swing, swing.

Like that warden. And now he's gonna lose the round. Blunt to the boom box. So let me say why I love what you just did Chat, he detonated the RAM because now when he goes to plant, they're not gonna be able to hear it. That's good game sense, bro They have no idea he's planting because the RAM makes so much noise. Oh no. Oh no.

Oh no. You have two flashbangs.

You could lay down and bank a flash off the window periodically. You have two flashbangs. You could lay down and bank a flash off the window periodically.

Shitty aim.

FLASH! FLASH! See but like boom because he's willing to hold an angle he wins Three kills holding angles all of this stemmed from warden swinging for no reason Like bro I'm not I'm not even kidding bro if you were to ask like a siege player why they peaked like they wouldn't even be able to tell you bro they don't have a reason they don't have a reason bro mogged mogged mogged yeah he mogs you bro chrisx what are these

aot clips bro you're gonna spoil the show stop

I'm literally in season 4 Chris X. Let me finish the show dude, please

Play warframe. I don't know what warframe is. I don't know what that is. I've heard of

What's it called tell what's the one it's like war something

Which I just have what's it called war

War Thunder I've heard of war Thunder. I've actually seen clips of war Thunder

That game does look big. I've seen people send in clips out of that game

So, let me just really coach you here. If you're getting red pinged, um, that means there's a camera on you. And if there's a camera on you, you shouldn't be prepping a C4 below because guess what? They're never going to die to this. They're literally never going to die to the C4, man. It's not even possible. He got green black ice on the deagle? What a lucky duck. Jäger with the 10 gifted.

Eren Jäger.

I don't know if I needed the entire prep plate So let me get this straight. This is silver, maybe bronze. Someone on the other team red pinged him putting a C4 down and they still died to him putting a C4 down. Shisa. Play Apex, it's in the title! Hey bro, I'm not gonna lie to you, I think you sent in the longest clip of all time.

I gotta skip. Is this a three minute clip?

By the gods!

Top of the main stairs, top of the main stairs. Bottom of the main stairs, sorry, bottom. Bottom of the stairs! Bottom of the stairs! Do you have a headset? Bottom of the stairs!

Bottom!

This is a horrible clip. Brother, brother, this is a terrible clip, man. This is a horrible clip brother brother, this is a terrible clip man. This is a horrible clip Down down boy down boy. I Completely forgot what was even happening Holy peak movie hydrated. I completely forgot what was even happening, bro

Holy peak movie t-mMac, think about it, T-Mac. Hey Jiggsy, play Siege, you chad. I might be on Siege today. I don't know what games I'm on today. I know we're doing cases at 8. I know we're doing Apex at 10. I don't know what we're gonna do after clips, though. I might get on Siege. I don't know.

Jay, you know that meme where it's like thinking- it's like the kid on the bus and he's like

thinking about playing Siege and then he's like on the bus and he's like playing Siege. I swear to God that's how Siege is. You'll have this fantasy of how you think Siege is gonna go, and then it's like just the worst case scenario.

Every time!

Go rain! actually good rain.

Dropped on the balcony. What are you looking at?

He dropped dropped courtyard dropped courtyard dropped courtyard. Dropped on the balcony! Where you looking at? He dropped, dropped courtyard, dropped courtyard, dropped courtyard. Your teammate's dead!

Wait a minute, this guy's nasty. Above you, above you! Above you! Above you! Above you!

Above you! Above you, above you, above you! This guy's disgusting, this guy's disgusting! Oh my-

Ball C closing in!

PAPY!

Sweet mother of NAPTOON! PAUSE SEQUENCE AND PAY! PAUSE FOR LAST OPERATOR STANDING SWEET MOTHER OF NEPTUNE!

Wait... Unpause? Pause. Pause?

Unpause?

You're the greatest emerald of all time

Grenade oh My god, oh my oh wait, it was Mitch Mitch is nasty Mitch. Nice clip man. Hey Mitch. Nice clip

Nice clip bro nice clip man. Hey Mish nice clip. Nice clip bro. Nice clip man. Nice clip man. VALORANT tournament guys VALORANT tournament got postponed to next Sunday. Decent aim. This guy looks like he's on a low scent, but he looks really good. Wait, Sunday's Easter? Shisa! We might have to do it like Saturday. Okay, uh, this guy's aim and recoil control is actually disgusting.

All right, I can just tell this guy's champs from how he's shooting. Bro, his gun has no recoil. This is the perks of why you should be low sens now. This is my favorite clip of the day. Is he changing it? Is he changing his settings in the middle of the round?

What?

Look, 30 vertical, 65 horizontal. See? This is like a god tier sense.

Alright, yo.

Dev-lizhen?

This guy's disgusting. Look at the crosshair placement.

He's pre-aiming the hop-ups.

That's just map knowledge. Ace, ace, ace, ace, ace. Alright, low sense god! I mean, low sense god! If you don't know what low sense god is,

you're a low sense god.

I mean, LOWSENSEGOD! If you check this guy's stats, I guarantee you this guy's been champed like 10 times. I can just tell. So much composure, really good crosshair placement, really good recoil control, really good aim. Like that's a 10x champ. Just I'm telling you bro, like LowSense is the pla- I telling you bro. Like low sense is the play. I'm telling you low sense is the play

not enough people Use low sense that goes for any game brother. I've never met a low sensitivity player with bad recoil control I've met a thousand high sensitivity players with horrible recoil control

facts facts

Bro, if you're low sense your recoil control is just naturally gonna be better it's that simple bro it's literally that simple cap you you you chat my recoil control is perfect no no no you can say my aim is bad my recoil control is good my recoil control is actually i have plans speed these clips up Swayze, the world does not stop and start at your pleasure, Swayze. Don't rush me, don't rush me.

Dead ass.

So you're saying you have bad aim. I don't have bad aim. I have moments of really good aim and I have moments of really bad aim. My aim is inconsistent. If somebody has bad aim,

it means they never ever have good aim. I have good aim all the time, but I also have bad aim all the time. It's inconsistent. I don't like the way you're holding this angle. I'm confused where the clip- there it is. But see, that's how coppers hold angles, bro.

WHAT IS THAT? Well, there was actually nothing good about that clip. Every second that that went on, it somehow got worse I still don't understand how you even get this profile picture like what scripts did you give the AI what is that did you edit flight reacts on a corgi like I don't understand I actually don't understand. I actually don't understand. How how are you creating that? Mugged mugged. It's not an AI

VASA All right next a bit of that next a bit of that What are you doing his gamer tech His gamer tag is little Timmy

Hey, Timmy, what are you looking at? Timmy, I'm legitimately curious. Your teammates are in sight and you're looking at the beach? Diffuser is active, protected at all costs. And then the enemy leaves. I'm not even kidding bro. If you use thorn in siege, you'll get to like gold just by default because silver is just run into the thorn.

Brother Timmy, what analysis do you want? It was a 4v2 and you got a kill. It's not even like, it's not even like your kill was round winning. Even if you died, you guys still probably would have won. I don't even think your clip helped at all. Even in the slightest. I don't think your kill did anything.

Maybe it made the round out of reach, but I don't know, bro I mean Timmy come on bro. Timmy we gotta send in better clips Buddy, Timmy, I love you, bro, but we gotta send it in It's a 1k Timmy and it's not even like a good 1k like a 1v1 clutch post plant scenario Like you're literally in a 4v2 and you just kill him and then the other guy's afk It's like timmy i don't know i don't know what you want from me next day coming in for sea of thieves

i don't know if you've ever gotten to see a thief's clip

Good name

Good name Good aim! Guys I'm not a middle-aged mom. I don't know. I'm not a middle-aged mom Mogged it's me. How is that a mog? Guys, I'm not a middle-aged mom y'all. When was this? Yo, bro. Are you dumb? When was this brother? What are you dumb? When was this? Brother, what are you saying? Frame mugged. Hey Jinxy, first time clipper. I'm top 50 EU Your gamer tag is Pablo Mini. There's no way you're top 50 EU. In Siege? No way.

Pablo Mini with four numbers. Sending hate from Latvia. Bro, click on my clip. Cam, I got you. Cam, I got you, Cam. Cam, let's see. Oh, an RO. 1v3's fit in area.

Boss gene. I feel like this could be a low rank just off of the scope he's using. Good rank! Time's ticking man, I don't know! Can we get some sense of urgency?

Fuck!

There's like 20 seconds! Go!

Go! Go! Nevermind daddy, take as long as you want.

One on four remaining.

Defuse, defuse, defuse, defuse.

He doesn't have time, he doesn't have time.

There's a claymore there?

See but like isn't it funny though? I literally said, I'm like bro you're taking forever. Like even if you catch them off guard it's not gonna matter because you have no time. Who is this chat? I see this guy in like multiple profile pictures on Xbox. Who is this? He plays for Spurs? Oh, Deli Alli. Okay, I've heard of him. Deli Alli. Is he good chat?

Chat, isn't Spurs shit though? Like isn't Spurs like doing terrible this season? Isn't Spurs doing terrible? He was good. He was. Saj. Saj.

He was good. Wasted talent. He's a fallen great. Wash talent.

Really.

He was amazing.

Oh wow, the chat's typing the Spongebob sad emote. Wait, so he was good, but now he's bad? They're almost in relegation. Shisa. Hey Jinx,, stop streaming, okay? Like, what?

Next up, we're gonna take a look at JK. It's a sad story, honestly. His backstory is sad. I'll look it up. Stay calm. Remember, when you're in a 1v1 scenario with Monty, you have two jobs. Don't let them plant, and don't let them punch you. That's it.

Nice guys!

Wait, what? Nice guys!

Wait what?

What the fuck was that?

What is Monty doing? What rank is this? Vazdar, I saw copper in there. I saw copper in there. I saw copper in Plath Drop shot you don't know ball? Yeah, I know it's a drop shot, but that doesn't Dropshot you don't know ball? Yeah, I know it's a dropshot, but that doesn't mean that I don't know ball. You're not supposed to dropshot with Monty.

You don't know ball, bro.

You don't know ball, buddy.

Samurai, I think it's your one and a baby.

Ooh, baby, baby.

Next one. Oh baby, baby next to it Got a name Close right in the door Right once on the rotation

All right. I don't know what vigils doing your vigils like in Narnia jerking off you're in a 1v3 brother I'm gonna go to the other door. Got him.

Other door.

Good flick! He saw the shadow. Knocked him, knocked him, knocked him. Very, very, very nice. Very nice, very nice. Bro, I gotta watch this show, bro.

I always see the Vinland Saga PFPs, dude. Bro, I gotta watch this show, bro. I gotta watch this show. Bro, when I finish Attack on Titan, I'm gonna watch this show. I gotta watch this show, chat. Chat, what would you rate Vinland saga out of 10?

Look up Delhi alley backstory. I will after these clips. I'll look it up I am curious cuz I've seen that profile picture like 500 times next clip of the day Top 5 rocket league map. No, maybe top three. This map is so cozy.

What?

Wait. What? That's the best clip of the day. I don't care what anybody says. That is the best clip of the day. I don't care what anyone says. Oh my God. Somebody said EU plat. Yeah, right.

Right on the side of the EU plat, bro. I will send 1 million dollars if you watch this. 1 million dollar if you watch this. Bro, it's a match replay clip. What is this gamer tag? Oh my god. Brother, it's a match replay clip.

What are you sending?

Bro, match replay clips just have like laggy audio, bro. Just laggy audio.

That's Stuart Robson. Wait, that's Derek Rye.

I'm going to be honest, bro. Pretty the advantage to two. Just what they wanted. I'm gonna be honest, bro. Pretty standard goal. That's my type of goal.

Just what they deserve.

And then threw on goal.

Very mid.

To go for power. Absolutely smashes it past the keeper.

And you have to.

That's the clip. Brother, mid, mid. To what I mean, cap. I'm disgusting that FIFA I'm gonna get tip one y'all y'all know that I'm gonna get tip one chat I'm gonna get tip one I'm not even kidding I'm gonna get tip one I'm being serious Wait what?

What is your ping? This guy's lagging his balls off. Window, window! Not terrible name.

Not terrible name dude.

1v3 scenario. Did Thermite have the defuser or not? I wasn't paying attention. Did Thermite have defuseruser or not? I wasn't paying attention. Did Thermite have defuser?

Yes, he did. This is winnable then.

I like that every time this guy gets a kill he repositions. I think this guy's champ dude I'm not even kidding. I think this guy's champ. He has an emerald charm from a couple of seasons ago though. Oh no, there was a drone on him. Good fucking aim! Gets the heals. How does he win this stuff sitting on the shield waiting from the diffuse

This might be unwinnable I don't think he could really do anything Yeah, honestly bro, I think osa played that perfect. I'm not even kidding.

Wow.

Oh my god.

What a pussy.

Yeah, I mean like it is a cornball way to play but at the end of the day he's playing for the win. He's playing smart to be fair. But yeah like that osa played that so well with like the nade. Good boy, you clicked it, now watch. Where's the Vowel Tourney? Why cancel it? We didn't cancel it, we postponed it.

What game is MLB the Show? I don't think we've ever been sent to MLB the Show clip. I'm not kidding. I don't think we've ever been sent to MLB the Show clip.

I'm not kidding.

I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. What game is MLB the show? I don't think we've ever been sent to MLB the show clip. I'm not kidding. I know Shohei Otani, chat. What's he doing with his bat?

I'm not gonna lie, this game, like, I don't watch baseball. I don't play baseball, but this game looks pretty stimulating Like I feel like this is one of those games where you could just play music and just be like drunk playing this game Like I feel like MLB like I don't I don't know anything about baseball Okay, so is good at it. I heard bro. I heard um He has like a crazy ultimate team on it, but he never streams it Yeah, I feel like MLB the show is like just a game where you could listen to music and be like drunk

You don't have to take it serious at all It looks really stimulating but I don't like when I and I don't want to piss people off But whenever I watch baseball, I'm just bored, bro There's a hundred and twenty games people off but whenever I watch baseball I'm just bored bro there's 120 games uh 90% of the time it's a foul ball there's like nine innings or whatever 12 innings I don't even know it's like so hard for me to get into baseball the one time I was invested in baseball was when the Chicago

Cubs were in the World Series. I was actually invested in that. Cause like they hadn't won for like, what was it? 60 years? Bro, if baseball had less games and like less dead time, I would probably watch baseball. I just can't get into it.

Yeah, chat, when the Chicago Cubs were in the World Series, I'm pretty sure like the entire US was watching that. That was cinema. That was cinema. That was cinema because they hadn't won in how many years? 108 years like that is crazy, bro. Then one hundred and eight years route. I watched that entire world tears my mom Peak peak also my family's from Chicago. So like my grandma's a Cubs fan grandpa's a Cubs fan, like that's where my family's from. Which, yeah, what

baseball team do y'all support? But I don't watch any baseball teams, like I guess I would by default support the Rays, but I couldn't name one player on the Rays. I know nothing about baseball. I only know Shohei Otani, because like my friend said he's like the GOAT. Like he's the best player ever mariners Royals Cardinals the Phillies I know the Phillies one of my best friends I he's a Phillies fan yeah I don't know I just think baseball has too many games bro it's too many games you can't have

that many games bro like who in their right mind is going to watch 120 baseball games no one's gonna do that bro what is the point too many games man way too many games brother brother like oh you want to watch the the the cubs game on monday oh i thought there was a cubs game on tuesday oh well there is a cubs game on Monday. Oh, I thought there was a Cubs game on Tuesday. Oh, well, there is a Cubs game on Tuesday Oh, so you want to watch one on Monday and Tuesday? Oh and there's one on Wednesday and there's one on Friday It's like God Almighty enough

holy crap a hundred and sixty two a hundred and sixty two games a hundred and sixty two games Sweet mother of Neptune. How do you even follow that? How do we even follow baseball? How? You're like wander Franco who is wander Franka I have no idea who wander Franco is who is that location and defuse it. Wait, what is that? Oh my God. What? Wait, look up Wander.

No, I don't believe you guys. Wander Franco baseball shortstop. 25 years old in appeal court in Dominican Republic on Tuesday, ordered Oh my god! How's he in the league? Stop already stop. What is this class setup bro? What is this class set up bro? What is this class set up dude?

Holographic on sledge?

Stop yet again chat who can spot what's wrong with this image?

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo This guy's on 60 fov do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do ever. All right, Zhoek, what I'm gonna do for you bro, is we're gonna remove your grenade privileges PERMANENTLY! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo This guy's on 60 fov do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do ever. All right, Zhoek, what I'm gonna do for you bro, is we're gonna remove your grenade privileges PERMANENTLY!

Alright, never again.